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I'm untucked and ready for action.

This ain't your grandma's ladies who lunch, honey.

Let's gossip.

This is "All Stars Untucked."

Take a timeout with legendary queens

returning to battle in the Tournament of All Stars.

- Let's do this. - Ding.

- Are we going to fight? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Are we going to fight?

Y'all already don't want me to lip sync.

'Cause, honey, if you're not watching

"All Stars Untucked"--

OK, sis.

You're only getting half the story.

Oh, my God.

You know what the tea is, OK?

I really love this group of girls.

I love every single one of you.

I have notes.

There's some that I don't like.

Well, who are the some that you don't like?

Dawn, Dawn, Dawn.

Why the fuck would I care what a no-good,

busted-beauty-makeup bitch thinks of me?

Good luck getting your point, sweetie.

It's the first performance of Tournament of All Stars.

It's time to hit the stage.

It's been 16 years, and I am ready.

You have your longevity hoes versus your new hoes.

You have your bougie aunts versus your badass kids.

You know, it's just stuff like that.

You know what I realized I just looked like?

A Who from Whoville.

And now, the world debut

of "Breakdancing Two: Electric Ru-galoo."

♪ Break it, bre-bre-break it ♪

♪ Break it ♪

Freeze, honey.

Thank you, ladies.

Where is all my hair glue?

We killed the first challenge

of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 11."

And now it's the first runway. The scoreboard is evenly 0.

And it is time for me to put some points

on that goddamn board.

Oh, honey, always a rush.

Do we live?

Yeah, we live.

You see, this is what it's supposed to look like.

Sorry to the other girls.

I feel so slutty for bracket 1.

Oh, the bodies in the building.

Oh, is it that way?

Or is it that way? Wait, is it there?

Where is it?

Oh, I'm such a pretty girl. I don't know anything.

Thank you, All Stars. I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

I need to take everything off now.

Genuinely, I could fall on the floor and cry.

My first week on "All Stars,"

I have gotten fantastic critiques.

And I need a drink.

Ooh, girl.

Mama.

You good? That head's at-- your head just--

Don't do drag. It's not for everybody.

Yeah!

God, get your goddamn ass out the way.

- Ooh, Lord. - Duck, baby.

- Oh, shit. - Ooh, damn.

Drag queen.

- Girl. - Uh-huh.

Oh, my God, this new "Untucked" is crazy.

Would anyone like some popcorn?

Absolutely.

What are these lockers? - Mm.

Morphine, take the lock off.

Oh.

You see, I learn things.

What is-- is it-- that's a little camera.

- What is going on in here? - Hi.

Girl, I look crazy.

Oh, my God, it's my first time here

in the updated "Untucked."

The vibe in "Untucked" right now is giving bougie.

It's giving money.

The reason why "Untucked" is what it is today

is because of my iconic fight with Morgan.

Go fix your hair.

- I already fixed-- - Fix your mug.

I don't need to fix my mug, bitch.

Honey, you do need to fix your mug.

You piss me off some more, I will whoop your ass.

Bitch, I am from Chicago.

At this point, we're being nice.

There you go.

Everything hurts.

But the night is still young.

"Untucked" is still fresh.

There we go. - Ooh.

Now I can breathe.

I want to go in the dressing room.

Think we can hide ourselves here?

Bye.

We'll be back.

We're going to have a little talk.

Bye.

Oh, my God, we look mugged.

We do look mugged.

I can't press the button.

Somebody come press this for me.

- Oh, this one? - Yeah.

Hey, everybody.

Yeah.

I love the fact that--

Oh, my God. That was so horrible.

- What was horrible? - The shoes.

Yeah, but they lived for them.

I know.

The critiques were really fierce for both of us.

Your critiques-- - Were amazing.

So were yours.

Yeah, but it was not as good as yours.

This look, you came on the stage and put your money

where your mouth was because this is one of my

favorite looks that I've seen since I've been on "Drag Race."

It is stunning.

You're going to be lip syncing?

I think you're lip syncing. I think you and Morphine.

You think? You think Morphine?

- Mm-hmm. - I thought Morphine, too.

But I feel like you got better critiques than Morphine.

Mm, they just didn't like her first outfit.

They didn't like her performance outfit.

I do think that the performance look

was a little, mm.

It wasn't enough pizzazz.

It gave me very Snow White from the hood.

Well, true.

I do feel maybe I'm in the top, I think.

Mm-hmm, yeah.

I think that there's a couple different options

or possibility for who could be in the top.

I think it'd be Morphine and Dawn.

You think so?

I thought Morgan could.

Morgan had a really great critique also.

I thought you had really good critiques.

Everything in this outfit is so detailed.

It looks exactly like it. Thank you for this.

But you also choreographed the number.

Right. You know, I really want to be in the top,

especially-- this is, like, my challenge,

but, you know, whatever happens, happens.

Morphine's feeling very confident.

And you know what? She might win the challenge.

You never know. I mean, she choreographed it.

But at the same time,

I feel like there's a little undertone.

She wants the credit of coming up with this choreography.

So props to her.

Lucky, what did you think of your critiques?

I love the fact that they couldn't take their eyes

off of me, apparently, in the '80s performance.

Your rhythm is so good, by the way.

No matter where you were on the stage, you stood out to me.

Apparently, I did good in the performance,

which I was really worried about because

it's my first time doing a performance like this.

Like, I never did a girl group challenge in my season.

Mm-hmm. Mystique, what did you think of your critiques?

This is a gospel revival.

It is not the glamor and the sexiness

from Latoya at Moulin Rouge.

I'm OK with mine.

I'm pretty much OK because I pretty

much grown to a point in my life where I'm like, I'm OK.

I'm not about to be like, oh, you didn't like it?

Why? Well, because blah, blah, blah.

No. Why am I going to fight?

It's all about learning. I'm all about improvement.

Mystique, you got to come out of that zone.

We're here only three weeks.

You might need old Mystique back

to put some fire under your belt because

this whole being unbothered and unfazed,

it's not the way to get in the semifinals.

Girl.

Girl.

Here's the question-question.

Hmm?

Do you think those two are in the top, Dawn and--

I feel like they are. I have a feeling.

And have you figured out what you want to do with you--

obviously, you don't have to say,

but have you kind of figured out, personally,

what you're going to do

with your point if you're not in the top?

I think I'm not in the top two.

I talked to Dawn and Morphine about MVQ points,

but I don't know if I could trust them.

And I think this MVQ ceremony will

be setting the mood for the rest of this competition.

And we'll see how these girls react.

I mean, I'm very, like--

I go based off of, like, my feelings in the moment.

Mm-hmm.

I don't play the little games.

And I also love to, like, give a helping hand.

You know what I mean? Like, you help me, I help you.

Like--

One of us is going to be in the top.

So we can't give our point to each other.

But for example, if you weren't in the top,

who would you give it to?

- If I wasn't in the top? - Yeah.

I think, maybe just so I could secure a point,

I might give it to Lucky because I told her earlier,

I was like, hey. - Yeah.

I'm open to doing a little, like, one-for-one.

Yeah, yeah.

And she was like, I could see that.

And so I was like, we'll probably go with that plan.

But also, if the top two is me and Morgan,

who do you give a point to?

Oh.

Just to secure my fate, probably, maybe Lucky.

It's only three challenges. Three challenges.

It's only two challenges. You really got to, like--

- America, America. - America.

All I know is that if I'm not in on the top,

it's going to be bad.

No, and America, what I have to say

is that if Morphine is not in the top, it's going to be bad.

What are they talking about?

Why are they still sitting in a circle?

Let's break it up.

Oh, this is going to be interesting, though,

how people going to pick these folks.

That's honestly what I'm curious to see.

Yeah, yeah.

Because the girl's been working.

I already told you how I pick.

It's like, whoever I feel is, like,

more with the whole sisterhood

on the whole entire environment.

Mm-hmm.

And if that person is in the top, so be it.

- Mm-hmm. - I don't care.

So do you feel like the girls have been being extra-friendly?

That's the thing. I just watch everybody.

Mm-hmm.

I notice fake, if you're going to be fake.

If you need the points, if you need all this, it'd be like,

why are you giving me the fakeness?

Because if you're going to be fake, then baby,

I'll play the game. I'll be fake with you.

"Yes, girl, I got you." And they be like, "No, sorry."

Mm-hmm.

It's all about being genuine.

If you not actually genuine, then no.

Yeah. And trust me, it'll come through.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

It definitely shows every time.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I'm curious to see how this is going to go.

I'm all about sisterhood.

But looking at half of these personalities,

none of them can be trusted.

If I feel that you're playing me

or just suckering me around for a game, I got you.

Girl.

Girl.

Where's my cocktail, honey?

You coming to rap?

But I lost my drink. Does anyone know where my--

Is it one of those over there?

Oh, my God. Hello there, gorgeous.

- Hello, guys. - Ah!

- Oh, my god. - Hey.

- How are you? - Hi.

How is everyone?

La Toya's here. La Toya's here. I love her.

La Toya Jackson just walked into the "Untucked" lounge.

She's this tall. She's this thin. She's beautiful.

Her jacket's fierce.

And it's La Toya Jackson. I'm screaming to death.

- You guys are so beautiful. - Thank you.

And you look so much better up close.

- Thank you. - Everybody does.

I'm so excited.

You're so gorgeous.

Oh, thank you.

I love your aura. Like, you're so sweet.

You're so like-- - Aw. Well, thank you.

You guys, you have no idea.

I look at you, and I go, "Where do they get all this talent?"

because you guys dance, you sing,

you do your own makeup, you do your costumes.

And I go, geez, they must work really, really hard.

Oh, a lot of sleepless nights.

You know, I've never seen these up close.

- Oh, yeah. - I'm sorry.

- Oh, yeah, there's a bib. - It's like a bib?

Actually, we all have on different versions.

- That's wonderful. - So hers is the bib.

Hers is stuck to her chest. - Mine is, like, stuck.

And mine--look. Mine, look at the areolas.

They're so cute. - Oh, my gosh.

They look real. Look at this. - Yeah.

La Toya Jackson just grabbed and touched my fake areolas.

And I'm never going to wash them ever again.

Yeah, you see? - I can.

And they're soft too, aren't they?

- They are. - Amazing.

- And then hers are like-- - Mine is like a turtleneck.

So it goes all the way down the back. Yeah.

And then if you lift it, a lot of water will fall out.

Yeah.

- Oh, because it's perspiring? - Yeah.

- Your jacket is to die for. - Stunning.

- Oh, thank you. - Like, honey, I need that.

Thank you very much. I appreciate it.

Look at you. Your nipples are out.

Oh, my God.

I just wanted to say that you guys did such a fabulous job.

I enjoy watching you and everybody.

And all the different talent and what you do out there,

it just makes you appreciate you more.

So what happened to all the costumes from Moulin Rouge?

- The Moulin Rouge keeps them. - Oh.

They make them for you,

they put them on you, but they keep them.

I watched the concert.

And the costume changes. - They're quick, aren't they?

Oh, my goodness.

Very, very fast, very, very quick.

You're constantly running

the entire time you're doing the show.

We did two a night, so.

I'm sure that those beautiful men

that you were with distracted you a smidge.

- Hi. - Oh!

- Hello, hello. - Ooh.

You just pour yourself a new glass.

Oh! - Ooh!

- Champagne, guys. - Here we go. Champagne.

- It's your birthday. - It is. It's my birthday.

Yes.

Here. You get the biggest glass.

all: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

Thank you.

all: ♪ Happy birthday, La Toya ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

Thank you.

Cheers, cheers, cheers. Thank you, guys.

Thank everyone.

I'm going to run because I have to go back to the stage.

And I will see you guys shortly.

- Thank you. - You're very welcome.

Big kisses to everybody. OK?

- That coat is so chic. - See you out there.

I need that coat just in case I lip sync.

- It's so cute. - Thank you.

- She's so tiny. - Oh, my gosh, she's amazing.

- So sweet. - Wait, I want to sit.

That just came out of your pussy, girl.

Diamonds, girl.

They just come out from under me, baby.

Rich pussy.

All right, A'keria, come here.

Look. Everyone, let's cheers again.

Again?

Look, whatever happens,

I'm so grateful to do "All Stars 11."

We're in bracket 1. - Yes.

We're the first queens to be seen.

And we all ate this challenge up, regardless of anything.

Yes.

And let's cheers the Latino way, OK?

Ah!

All of the things she said.

I feel like a prostitute, bitch.

You kind look like one.

Like, I might actually just work--

It's like we're both hookers,

but you're cheap and I'm expensive.

Excuse me?

I feel like you will be in the top tonight.

Thanks, diva. What do you think about for points?

Well, we do have our little alt girl,

you know, collaboration. - Yeah.

I just do it off of vibes.

Honestly, it's going to be really rough

because I really don't want to make anybody feel bad.

I don't want to be ungrateful.

I would always understand

if you wanted to give the helpful girls a point.

Oh, no. But I'm sure you're in the top.

So we won't have to worry about that.

We won't have to worry about that today.

I mean, well, if you're not, hopefully--

If I'm not in the top

and I don't get any points today, I really think--

Unfortunately, she might just be in the top.

- Who's going to change? - I'm changing.

Oh, my God, La Toya touched my titties.

Like, she literally went like this to them.

She blessed me into doing good in this lip sync tonight

'cause I'm going to eat this lip sync up.

OK? And I will.

Sister, your titties are wrinkled.

- And I'm gonna-- wrinkled? - Yeah.

Bitch, your face is fucking wrinkled, bitch.

Fix that mug before you come for me.

Oh, my God, sister, I thought I was beautiful earlier.

Ugh, fake.

I never said she was beautiful.

- Girl, you know what I wonder? - What?

What is a phone call like with Janet Jackson

and La Toya Jackson?

A whisper.

Goodbye.

When will I see you again?

Never.

Girl.

Girl.

Oh, cute.

You good?

- Good. - Good, good.

I'm just hoping I'm in the top.

You know you are.

I really want to. I really want to.

I really want to be.

It's time to get changed for this lip sync.

And honestly, I feel really confident

because I think I'm going to be in the top.

And I am the only queen in the franchise

to have lip synced against half of the entire cast

on my season, and I slayed all of them.

Sorry, Dawn.

I don't think I'm in the top.

So now I'm hoping that Morgan's giving me a point.

I'm also trying to figure out,

how do I want to give my point away?

These points mean a lot.

Like, these points can change a bitch.

This is quick.

I haven't had to do this since I was doing

competitions in Manhattan.

What can I say? It's human.

Welcome back, "All Stars."

I've made some decisions.

The top two All Stars of the week are...

Morgan McMichaels...

And Dawn.

Condragulations. You've each earned 2 points.

This is your chance to impress me,

win $10,000,

and earn a coveted extra point

in the Tournament of All Stars.

Morgan McMichaels, condragulations.

You're a winner, baby. - Ooh!

Thank you.

You're amazing. Thank you.

You've earned a cash tip of $10,000.

Plus an extra point,

which gives you a total of 3 points.

Each week, the bottom four queens

will each receive 1 point.

But you cannot keep the point for yourself.

You must give it away

to the All Star you believe is the MVQ,

the Most Valuable Queen of the Week.

Choose wisely, because at the end of this bracket,

the two queens with the most points

will move on to the semifinals

and the other queens will be eliminated.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

I guess it's not for me.

Girl, what is this? Oh.

Steal it, steal it. Take it.

Run. Let's go.

- You know what? - We can pawn it, girl.

- You can have it. - We can pawn it.

You can have it.

No, they can't.

Oh, yeah. You're right.

Let's go, sister.

I'm a little very, extremely gagged.

My mind is, like, just racing because in this competition,

if you're not on the top, you're in the bottom,

so this is really stinging me a lot.

This is crazy.

I've never won anything in my life.

- You did amazing. - Thank you. You did amazing.

Every time I kept seeing you, I was like--

I was just throwing this hair around.

- Oh, congratulations. - Oh, thank you.

And I shall pin it on you.

Here, put it right here.

- So it's visible to everyone. - Yes.

Put a big old target right on my fucking chest.

Do you think that's what's going to happen?

I do think it's kind of what's going to happen.

- I can already see situations. - I know.

Here's your cute little three.

I'm so proud of you. You kicked ass.

I thought it was-- - Thank you.

I did not think it was going to be me.

I thought it was you two for sure.

I'm the leader right now.

It's only episode one, and I'm at the top.

But that doesn't mean anything.

I definitely think that if you're in the top,

you're not getting any points from any of the girls.

But I won't have to worry about that

when I'm in the top every week.

Congratulations. - Congratulations.

- And it was well-earned. - OK, hug. Oh, my God.

I wanna tell it.

Girl, we're the first ones to get any points.

- Yes. - On "All Stars 11."

- That's amazing. - At all.

- That's crazy. - Lip syncers.

Lip syncers.

Obviously, we're on a trajectory.

Keep the pace. - Right, right.

Stay the course because sour grapes.

Sour grapes make terrible wine.

- Yes, they do. - All right.

Let's do this. Let's go see.

I have 2 points. I won the challenge.

I'm very, very happy about that.

But 2 points means target on your back.

But it's the only way to the semifinals,

so maybe I just gotta get comfortable with the target.

♪ Good luck and don't ♪

♪ Good luck and don't eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ Good luck and don't ♪

♪ Good luck, baby ♪

♪ Good luck and don't eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ Good luck and don't ♪

♪ Good luck, baby ♪

♪ Good luck and don't eff it up, up, up ♪