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Racers, start your engines.

It's the return of the "Tournament of All Stars."

In the preliminary round,

18 queens compete

in 3 brackets.

The top queens from each bracket

face off in the semifinals.

In the finals, the best of the best

will battle for a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame

and a cash prize

of $200,000.

I am RuPaul "Skid Marks" Charles.

And I'm Michelle "Lube Job" Visage.

We're coming to you from the world-famous Drag Race Speedway

for the "Tournament of All Stars."

This season promises to be faster and "furiouser"

than ever before.

Now it's time for our racers to put the pedal to the metal.

From bracket number one,

pulling up to the starting line...

it's Morphine Love Dion.

So this is what all the buzz is about.

Honeys, the BPO goddess Latina diva,

lip-sync assassin from season 16,

Morphine Love Dion is back.

Mwah.

I want to start with how beautiful your makeup is.

When I watch myself on my season,

I see a gorgeous, beautiful, sickening doll.

My face-score credit is unlimited.

I'm an ass girl. I was seduced.

- What's the name of your book? - "The BBL Effect."

- Ooh, I want to read this. - I'm on a Morphine high.

Even though I was in the bottom a lot,

I would not stop fighting.

Morphine, shantay, you stay.

Shantay, you stay.

Shantay, you stay. - Oh, my God.

I ended up in fifth place

and sent home a lot of sickening queens.

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey!

I even won the LaLaPaRuza and $50,000.

She done already done had herses,

but I'm not done just yet.

She seems to be bugging out.

I'm here for the "Tournament of All Stars"

because I feel like the first time I competed,

it was, like, a trial run.

Drag queen flopping.

It left you as an afterthought.

And you're fiercer than an afterthought.

This Morphine now is rock-hard, bitch--

no, that sounded wrong.

I want to show that I am one

of the most fiercest drag queens ever

and deserving of a crown and $200,000.

And I don't care who's with me. I'm here to slay them.

Sorry.

If a ladybug lands on you, that's good luck.

Mm-hmm.

But if Morphine lands on you, you have to pay her.

Okay.

Up next, it's Lucky Starzzz.

Have you ever wondered what the coronavirus looks like?

Is this it?

- Yeah. - Wow.

My name is Lucky Starzzz, with three Zs,

because I am what?

Exxxtra.

And that's with three Xs, baby.

So stupid.

She's a real sweet-tart.

I like to say that I'm like a living cartoon

stuck in reality.

Pizza mizza.

Never a minimalist, always a maximalist,

always out of this world, always extravagant.

The rap, the lyrics--I really enjoyed that performance.

I'm just a twisted cartoon character.

On season 17, my track record was really cute

in the beginning, and then it went downhill.

I'm trying to give you fancy girl.

Tonight you're not doing the drag that you normally do.

This isn't your strong suit.

I would have loved to have seen you

just a bit more confident.

It just feels like I failed.

Unfortunately, I was the first to go.

You did not save yourself from elimination.

Yes, I am a pork chop.

Actually, I like to say that

I'm more of like a nice, juicy steak.

If it's yellow, let it mellow.

Ever since my season, I have been given

the privilege to travel, practice my makeup more,

practice crafting more.

So the drag has definitely improved.

And now I'm in the zone, honey.

I am in the "All Stars" zone.

She's a starfish, baby.

Up next--oh, she's back, back, back again.

Mystique Summers.

Hi, everybody, it's me, Mystique Summers,

live in action for you,

all the way from season two

all those many, many, many, many, many years ago.

That's right, 16 years.

Now I knows how to drive.

Mystique Summers Madison.

Girl, your pussy is on fire.

I may be a big girl,

but I can get down with the skinny bitches.

Serving Suzanne Sugarbaker.

I don't eat fried food. Fried food messes up my skin.

Oh!

Yes!

I am the self-proclaimed creator of "Untucked,"

because the legendary fight

between myself and Morgan McMichaels.

Go fix your hair.

- I don't need to-- - Fix your mug.

I don't need to fix my mug, bitch.

Honey, you do need to fix your mug.

I will whoop your fucking ass.

Bitch, I am from Chicago.

You're not worth it. Let me walk off.

Back in, you know, tickety-two of season two,

my performance was not up to par.

I want to stand out by going as the normal

mall-ware country as--

It's a bummer about the outfit.

That's a bummer.

And that sent me packing early in the game.

I placed 10th, but saying top 10

make it sound a little bit more special.

She's been Summers-sizing.

This "Tournament of All Stars"

is gonna be all about the glow-up.

I'm back to show y'all the new and improved body,

this immaculate skin, and my over-the-top personality.

That's right, bitch. I'm from Chicago.

I am ready to win all this money, honey.

It is Summers time.

Up next, Morgan McMichaels.

Does this Mondrian make my ass look fat?

Yes.

Morgan McMichaels is a power bitch.

You know me. I'm one of the OG girls.

And I'm ready to kick this tournament's ass.

It's the greatest show on Earth, Morgan McMichaels.

On season two, I was young. I was fresh.

Rock and roll, baby.

That was before lips.

There were high moments...

The precision of your lip sync

was one of the tightest we've ever seen.

Low moments.

I have to say, I did not like her dress.

Hello, Mom. I'm coming home.

Then there's "All Stars" season three.

That was a fart in a spacesuit.

♪ Why you mad, though? Why you mad, though? ♪

Quack, quack, quack.

I felt like your nerves got a little bit too good of you.

I chose Morgan McMichaels.

She is a businesswoman.

I have been entertaining for 20...

Years.

And when people see me live, they're like,

what happened to you on "Drag Race"?

I haven't fully reached my potential

in the past two times I've been here

'cause I let my inner saboteur get in the way.

And this time, fuck that.

Point her to the direction of the boardroom.

I pushed that bitch out, and I'm here,

focused and ready to kick them curveballs

right out of the park.

Sports metaphors are not my wheelhouse,

but I do love balls...

and big bats.

She owns 52% of this company.

Yes.

Up next, it's Dawn.

Oh, yes, honey, this is the dawning of civilization.

It's "All Stars 1100 BC," baby,

with this Precambrian cunt.

Get into the protozoan fierceness.

You're super weird, super Brooklyn,

super "Everything Everywhere All at Once."

I'm known for my kind of, like, kooky aesthetic,

high concept, no glamour.

Is she a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare?

Excuse me. I have bacon.

And I have a cute button nose and fat ass.

Look at those rosy cheeks.

I'm also known for stirring it up a little bit.

It's a boring, sparkly dress.

Ooh.

I just have a loose filter.

Do you think there's a chance you go home?

Wouldn't that be fun? - Oh.

Diva, I'm so happy for you.

I can't not say what I'm thinking.

Can I be honest? Fuck you.

On season 16, I was safe a lot.

Dawn, you are safe.

Safe. Safe. Safe. Safe.

Safe. Safe.

But I was also not playing to win.

I love Dawn,

but I don't even remember much of her performance.

I was not making bold choices

that could have landed me in the top

because I was worried that bold choice

might lay me in the bottom.

Dawn got lost in the sauce.

I made it to sixth place, zero bottoms,

except for the one when I went home.

Imagine you're a sweet little elf girl,

and you're performing body

against the BBL queen of Miami.

That is trauma, baby.

It didn't fucking work.

Her other car is a Gremlin.

The last time I was here,

Morphine shoved a nuke right up my pussy.

And I'm ready to explode all over this competition.

Undaunted Dawn.

Up next, A'keria C. Davenport.

She goes from zero to stunning

in three seconds flat.

I am none other

than the best, the class,

the Diahann Carroll of Ru's dynasty,

A'keria Chanel Davenport.

I know you guys have missed me.

It's okay. You can tell me.

I missed you, too.

Here are some "testifamonials"

of our satisfied customers.

A'keria is a power hitter in this competition.

A'keria, she made my day.

I'm known for my beauty.

This is A-plus drag.

Y'all know I'm known for my fashion.

Now that's how it's done.

So gorgeous tonight.

This is simply breathtaking.

And of course...

♪ Where is the body? ♪

I'm known for this ass.

Twerking is a blessing.

Twerking is a blessing, baby!

I'm the Ass Almighty.

Going from the top 4 on season 11

to 6th out in "All Stars" six,

I wasn't expecting that at all.

But it gave me the fire to elevate myself

as a drag artist and an entertainer.

She had to jump through hoops just to get here.

'Cause let's be clear, I'm a competitive girl.

And the weight that this crown holds

is completely different from any other pageant I've won.

And, bitch, I want to get this crown.

Have you driven the new A'keria?

No, but I'd love to test it out.

Baby, the tournament has begun,

and I'm ready to cut these bitches at the ankles.

Line them hos up.

Check in with your A'keria dealership today.

Welcome home, ladykins.

"Tournament of All Stars" rules are in full effect.

In the preliminary rounds, no one will be eliminated.

Instead, you'll be competing for points.

However, this season,

to really rev up the competition,

only the top two All Stars

with the most points from this bracket

will advance to the semifinals.

Oh, wow.

Only two out of six girls is going?

It's about to get crazy.

I'm scared. I'm scared.

At the semifinals, you'll face off

with the top two All Stars from the other brackets.

And in the grand finale,

the top All Stars of the season will battle it out

for the coveted crown and a cash prize

of $200,000.

- Oh, yeah. - Yes.

Lube Job, remind the queens how they earn points.

Thank you, Skid Marks.

Each week, the top two All Stars

will receive two points each.

Those two queens will lip-sync for the win.

And the winner will receive an extra point,

plus a cash tip of $10,000.

In addition, the bottom queens

will receive one point each

to give away to the All Star

they think is the MVQ of the Week.

What does MVQ stand for?

Most Valuable Queen.

All Stars, are you ready to burn rubber?

- Oh, yes. - Yes, Mother.

Good.

For your first Maxi Challenge, you'll be popping and locking

in "Breakdancin' 2: Electric Rugaloo."

Now, to funk it up with your charisma,

uniqueness, nerve, and talent,

you'll each write and record your own verse

and style your own look.

All Stars, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win.

The tournament has begun,

and I will make it to the top, honey,

with all the bones of my competitors

as the staircase to the top.

What am I saying?

I'm, like, talking so much shit.

Let me shut the fuck up.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"

will snatch an official makeup collaboration

with Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

a coveted spot in the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $200,000.

With our extra-special guest judge, La Toya Jackson.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best drag queen win ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

- Oh! - Oh, my God.

- We're back! - Oh, my God!

It feels good to be back in here.

Ooh!

I love it here.

They freshly painted the floors with a big star.

I'm so excited to use this Anastasia.

Damn. Look at it.

That's a woman. That's a woman.

I was glad to see my name up there

with a cute little outfit,

that I'm like, okay, look at that body.

Team Kate Moss.

Oh, come on in. - Hold on.

Talk to me about these shoes, though.

Those are in a different atmosphere.

They put you up.

"The Tournament of All Stars" is definitely

not a regular season of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

- Oh. - Oh.

That's elderly abuse.

We have three episodes to get to the top two.

There's no time for insecurities.

There's no time for second-guessing.

Do what you do best and thrive.

And if not, you're going home, baby.

Get into this. Texture and texture.

- Yeah-- - Oh.

Oh, the girls are starting early.

Disco.

What? What are you talking about, girl?

What are you talking about?

I mean, you are looking amazing.

Thank you. I couldn't eat after our fight.

When I saw my archnemesis, Morgan McMichaels,

I'm just like, oh, she got all them fillers.

But she still look good, though.

I ain't judging her.

I'm so excited to see you.

I know. This is gonna be fun.

You know what? It's been...

Over 15--

No, 16 years since we were together.

Oh, my God, bitch.

Mystique Summers is in this bracket with me.

She looks amazing.

She listened to me. She fixed that mug.

And look at us. Still hate each other.

I never hated you.

We've chatted over the years.

We're obviously sisters. That's great.

But I know that we are both intense personalities.

And now that we're back in the competition,

it's a different animal.

I'm a little on edge, to be honest.

Bitch, no shade-- it look T, though.

You know what?

How about we switch drag for the rest of the competi--

Are you down? I'm down.

Ooh, girl, me and Ms. Morphine go way back.

So who do you think is, like, big competition?

I'm terrified of A'keria.

- Me too. - Hey, bitch.

This is her third time, right?

Third time.

- I was surprised. - Morgan's third time, too.

The third-timers.

- Third-timer. - Wow.

Morphine was, like, the star of Miami,

you know, the it girl, if you will.

And I was the complete opposite.

I was a little outcast

because I was just, like, in my own world.

I was weird.

For me, I think it's Dawn because she's,

like, another weird girl, you know what I mean?

I always felt like Morphine didn't like me,

to be honest, low-key.

The fact that we're here again to represent Miami--

- Mm-hmm. Together. - Showcasing Miami drag, yeah.

I just need you to do better this time, you know.

Love Lucky Starzzz. Oh, my God, best friend.

Did that sound genuine?

That shook me to the core that it's only two people making it.

Yeah. I was like, wow.

We have to-- we should do an alliance.

Sister, we should do a little azúcar alliance.

Azúcar? Ah!

You literally hosted the first night I ever performed.

Oh, my gosh.

I'm surprised me and Morphine are talking about

an alliance because we never really

were that close in Miami.

But I am willing to,

you know, have a beautiful, blossoming friendship.

Listen, this Miami connection could be an advantage.

We got to look out for each other.

We do.

How long has it been since you were on "Drag Race" last?

I would say about 16...

- 16? - Very much so, yes.

Wow.

When I seen Dawn,

I was like, dang,

Bambi's all grown up.

It's the elders...

- Right. - Versus you young-uns.

Yeah, I kind of have noticed that, isn't it?

Because me, Morphine, and Lucky over there,

we've all been on "Drag Race" within the last two years.

And then the three of you,

you're still all very, like, old school, I guess.

Don't hit that old school.

We're seasoned versus unseasoned.

I definitely know Mystique the least.

When season 2 aired, I was 12 years old.

And it looks like this dress she's wearing

is about that age, too.

The reason why y'all made all this money is because

me and Grandpa over there.

- That's true. - The reason for "Untucked."

The most iconic fight in "Drag Race" herstory.

The reason for "Untucked."

We're competing with the new age of "Drag Race."

It doesn't make me nervous

because when it comes to personality and charisma,

it's either you have it or you don't.

And that is what I'm gonna bring to this first challenge.

Whoo.

Ms. Morgan, you took the wig off your head

and put it on your chest.

- Ooh! - Ooh!

I've come to that point in my career,

if you don't see it, I ain't shaving it.

A'keria C. Davenport is here and I'm happy to see her.

I've gotten to form a really great sisterhood

with her over the years.

- Not by the hair of my... - Chinny chin chest.

She's just been at my house last month.

When she works in LA, she stays,

and there are so many sequins in my house.

A'keria, your drag droppings, dear.

Oh, you're welcome.

No, I don't do cheek stones. Come here.

Is that acrylic? both: No.

I grew these.

I'm still finding them.

What do you think of our competition?

It's looking--a bunch of new acquaintances, bitch.

But they're talented.

Listen, in this tournament,

it's definitely good to have a close friend or a sister here

because only two girls can advance to the semifinals.

And if you're not winning, it's like, girl,

you have to see who you've been, like, you know,

chummy-chummy with that could give you

that little notch of a point.

So what's your strategy going into it?

Well, my strategy is to win every single episode.

I mean, but if we're realistically speaking,

what is--

I'm gonna win every single episode.

No, bitch, seriously, though.

So what are we gonna do together?

You know I got your back.

All right.

But are you gonna talk the talk and walk the walk?

Is my name A'keria?

I don't know. Who are you?

All right, I need to get dressed.

Get out of here.

- Dawn. - What do you want?

- Can you help me? - Yeah, what?

It's like-- this is really intimate.

Well, we are from the same season, sister.

I know, right?

Even though Morphine sent me home,

I am so elated that I get to be on a season with Morphine again

'cause we're gonna have so much fun.

That's my sister. We compete.

That's my girl.

Okay, sister.

Right?

Yeah.

So it's just like--

Right, 'cause then what the fuck is the point

of a three-person alliance if only two people make it,

other than to manipulate another person?

I'm like, I'm torn apart.

I'm like, do we make a three-person?

- And then just chop them? - Yeah.

I look crazy. - Sister, you always do.

We got a big box, and--

It likes to go boom.

Well, that's the story of your life.

Right?

"Electric Rugaloo."

This is gonna be electrifying.

Our first Maxi Challenge is a performance

of "Breakdancin' 2: Electric Rugaloo."

I love the '80s. I love the vibe.

The supersonic.

Yeah, the cars that go boom-- I live for that.

For this challenge, we have to write our lyrics,

style our looks, and come up with a choreography.

Are we actually doing breakdancing?

Yes, girl.

I can actually spin on my head.

- No, you can't. - No, I can't.

Girl, you can barely walk in heels, child.

Shit.

How do you feel?

Well, this is my first time actually doing

a girl-group sort of challenge. - Mm-hmm.

It's important to shine in this first challenge

because we only got three weeks, girl.

You better make that first impression, honey.

You better stomp.

How you gonna interpret it as far as, like, your look?

I want to give, like, '80s diva but from space.

Mm.

Like, if we were going to the planet Venus...

Uh-huh.

And the aliens there were in the '80s.

Does that make sense?

I don't have a clue what she's talking about.

I don't think Lucky has a clue what she's talking about.

- Colorful skin. - What do you use?

- Face paints and stuff. - Isn't that thick?

It's real thick...

kind of like my vagina.

She's not like the rest of the girls.

And that could help her stand out.

That's why I don't underestimate her.

It's just, I don't know what she's talking about.

I don't think people understand how, like,

stupid I could be, you know what I mean?

I'm learning.

This is a bit more like hip-hop, right?

I'm gonna channel my Miami Heat into this book.

This challenge completely plays to my strengths.

I'm a dancer, and I've written a song or two already.

So I feel really good about this.

I want to spit, like, bars that flow good.

You know what I mean?

Not like, Mama Ru, give me the crown.

- No, fuck that shit. - If someone does that...

- That is so cringe. - I'm going--

- Okay, wait, wait, wait. - I will mid-performance just--

If someone...

If someone does that...

If someone was gonna put snatch the crown on that purse,

who would it be?

Honestly...

both: Morgan.

Morgan McMichaels-- I'm one bad bitch.

Are you a lyricist? Have you written before?

No. I write poetry and all that stuff, but not, like--

That's a lyricist, basically.

Season 2, the only performance challenge I did

was being a stripper, which was amazing.

But actually, like, writing lyrics

in a short amount of time, I've never done that.

So how's it going so far?

Well, it's going...

in the wrong fucking direction.

On "All Stars 3," I wrote that verse

for "Sitting on a Secret."

I don't know.

Like, I don't want it to sound like a nursery rhyme.

♪ The boys love me especially ♪

♪ 'Cause I got the same parts as Ms. Tati ♪

I was just bored.

I am a little shaky because it's my third time here,

and I did not come back to fail again.

A lot harder than I thought it was going to be.

I need to be amazing.

I mean, I quote your lyrics from your season

all the time, bitch. - Yeah.

Where is the body?

Bitch, she's the body.

Where is the body?

Queens everywhere-- my verse is iconic.

To still see people quoting that on Easter

and crazy stuff like that-- and so I set the bar high.

I can't deliver anything less, honestly.

I'm not gonna underestimate anybody in this competition.

Girl, look at me-- - Except--

Lucky Starzzz.

I'm just kidding.

I see y'all laughing a lot. So I want to know what's funny.

- Not you. Oh. - Oh!

Morphine and I talked about a Miami alliance,

but, like, I'm seeing Morphine and Dawn

in their own little world,

throwing shade at me.

So I don't know if I could trust it just yet.

Morphine? both: Yes.

What's in the purse? You're holding it very close.

Purse haul with Morphine.

A bag full of air.

Girl, wait a minute.

So you have been carrying around H2O?

H2O is water.

H2O is water.

And after this,

we will be taking a science class together.

It's been a while, okay?

Hey, All Stars.

all: Hey. - Hi.

- My God, today. - Hello, Mother.

Morgan McMichaels, come on over.

♪ Morgan McMichaels ♪

Hi, Morgan. - Hi.

Girl, I love that hair you had

for your entrance runway,

that executive cuntress.

Anything short and bitchy--

- Yes. - Right up my alley.

That's why I'm excited that Dawn's here.

How's the lyric writing going?

I have some things down.

I'm here to have a laugh, make you laugh, I hope.

Yeah, you always make me laugh.

I remember, I used to see you at Peanuts.

Oh, yes.

What I notice from you each time you've been here

is that some people are really great at the club,

but come here, the dynamics change.

In the past, I was very like, oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit.

Yeah.

But now I've come in with no inhibitions.

My nerves and all those things, I just left them home.

I think that happens in time.

You know, you don't sweat the small stuff so much.

I don't sweat at all.

One more, you know, injection,

and I'll be able to blink my lips.

I'm one of those queens that's great at drag,

but has been shit at "Drag Race."

All right, I'll see you soon.

- All right. Thank you. - Thank you.

I want to bring the Morgan that everyone sees live

to the "RuPaul's Drag Race" stage.

- Hi, Mama. - Hi.

- How you doing? - I'm doing amazing.

I can't believe I'm back. - I know.

You were in a serious car accident.

Yes. I broke my jaw in half, lost all my teeth,

broke my clavicle, which is still broken.

But I survived.

- Wow. - Yeah.

So I have all new teeth. And I got a new chin, Mama.

- Oh, my gosh. - I know.

- You look gorgeous. - Thank you.

Now, that was not long ago.

Mm-mm.

I saw you in "Drag Race Live."

Yes.

I mean, you're doing the splits.

You're being hoisted up and flipping.

- Yes. - And you did all of that after.

I never say no to an opportunity.

To be a part of "RuPaul's Drag Race Live"

and this competition means a lot,

because there was a time where I thought maybe,

like, this was it for me.

Like, I didn't know if I could perform the same.

But I'm a fighter.

- Thank you, Morphine. - Thank you, Mama.

Oh, my God, I feel like a pageant--

that was like a pageant answer.

I'm your contestant number one. Thank you.

A'keria.

Well, well, well, we meet again.

Well, we meet again.

I thought you was done with us.

It appears that A'keria C. Davenport

has turned down my invitation

to return for her "rudemption."

Honestly,

after being eliminated number 6,

I was feeling defeated. - Mm-hmm.

I wasn't mentally prepared

to compete again for the game within the game.

The decision for me to leave

and not play the game within the game was very hard.

It was an amazing opportunity,

but I knew I wasn't gonna be able to give my all onstage.

I just needed to have a reality check on myself

to find the passion that I have for this art form.

And I've gotten better mentally.

I've gotten better creatively.

And I love the place that I am now.

Listen, you were born to do this.

- Thank you for that. - Yeah.

I do appreciate it.

That means a lot coming from you, honestly.

It's true. It's true.

I definitely do love those words, and I'll cherish them.

All right, A'keria,

I cannot wait to see what you come up with.

Thank you, A'keria. - Thank you.

- Hi, Lucky. - Hi, Ru.

So here you are, back in this competition.

Who do you think is your biggest competition?

You know what?

Myself. - Yeah.

And I'm not just saying that to be cute.

- Maybe just a little bit cute. - A little cute, a little cute.

No, but, honestly, I really do have an inner saboteur.

Yeah, I know. We all do.

Did he get you the last time you were here?

Oh. It got me when I was challenged

to be who I am not...

- Mm. - Which is a pretty lady.

Does that make sense? - Does it make sense?

No, it doesn't make sense because you are pretty.

But, listen, you know, you do your thing,

and you do it so well.

And that's what I wanted you back for.

That's why you're here.

That's why you are Lucky Starzzz.

But we challenge you ladies to do so many different things

that are outside your wheelhouse,

and you can't limit yourself.

I am very comfortable in my own world.

But to make it to the top in this competition,

I'm gonna have to mix my cartoon animated fantasy world

with everything the judges want to see in the challenges.

Thank you so much, Mama.

- Hey. How are you? - I do not recognize you.

I don't recognize myself half the time.

I bet. Are you telling people

how you gone through this metamorphosis?

Oh, yeah, first off, don't eat fried food.

Yeah.

You have been campaigning for many years

to be on "All Stars," and here you are.

I know.

Every single year, everybody hears,

"Bitch, I'm from Chicago."

Now it's time for the kids to see

the originator who said it-- - Yeah.

And who made "Untucked" "Untucked."

- Yes. - That's what it's all about.

That's right. My gosh, what a legacy.

What was that fight about?

I still remember it like it was yesterday

'cause I think I watched it yesterday.

But that whole fight and everything

was about Morgan jumping in everybody's business,

like she normally does. - Ah. Uh-huh.

I'm always the nicest person until someone

push me to that point. - Yeah.

Thank you so much.

I'm so happy to have you back

and excited to see the new, improved Mystique Summers.

Oh, thank you for having me.

This is gonna be a blast. - Good.

Hi, Dawn. - Hi. How are you?

It seems just like yesterday you were here.

I know.

So when you finished this competition the last time,

what was the overall review of your performance?

The general consensus was, like, two thumbs up.

Like, good job, girl, you know?

So I think this time I'm coming back

a little bit more competitive, you know?

Okay. So, now, in this competition,

have you ever written lyrics before?

I wrote lyrics three times.

The last one was in the "Power" verse.

Dawn, you brought the funk with a side of mayonnaise.

You are safe. - Thank you.

No more mayo.

I like mayo, but I know that these girls are here to cook.

And if I want to win,

I'm really gonna have to bring me more flavor.

I want to make sure that the judges pay attention to me.

Listen up, All Stars.

In a moment, you'll head to the main stage

to work on your choreo.

And tomorrow it's the world debut

of "Electric Rugaloo,"

where we will be joined by our extra-special guest judge,

La Toya Jackson.

all: Oh!

Yes.

And to honor this legendary legend,

on the runway, category is La Toyas R Us.

So, toy soldiers,

good luck, and don't fuck it up.

I love this new stage.

I know. It's so big and fresh.

So huge, so big. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

You better do that, honey.

So, baby, now we have to choreograph

this "Electric Rugaloo" number ourselves?

Quick question-- who knows how to dance?

I'll be in the back.

Y'all know I don't do well with choreography.

I don't care who choreograph this,

as long as I'm not the one doing it.

Mm-mm.

I think the better question is, who know how to choreograph?

Obviously, you're the dancer here.

Out of the whole group, though?

I mean, I could choreograph.

Should we listen to the song first?

We have two 75-year-olds.

Dawn has two left feet.

Lucky is missing half her brain.

And A'keria--

her ass can't even allow her to move.

- Yes. - That was perfect.

So I'm gonna be the bitch that has to choreograph

this whole thing.

I feel like in the beginning, with the little DJ thing,

we could all be DJing.

And then we could do, like, these, like, simple steps,

stuff like that. - Right.

- Can you do that? - Oh, yeah.

But it's too simple. - So what do you think?

What I think would be a good idea,

just to get everyone's little moment, play the song.

You do it. - No, I don't want to do it.

Then you do it, just to see

if there's any moves that we can all pick up.

You know what? I like that idea.

I can tell you now, I'm not gonna have any.

Okay, let's each do it. Morphine, you go first.

Like improv something?

Well, you know, this is your idea.

You should go first and show us.

- Girl, yeah, I like that, too. - Okay.

Go for it.

I think that it's really important

for everyone in the group to put some effort in.

Put something in the pot

to make the stone soup, if you will.

If you know the reference, it's time for a colonoscopy.

- Love. - Okay, okay.

That was cute. That was really cute.

- I love the little-- - Lucky.

I'll do one.

I'm Latino. So I know how to move.

I have rhythm.

But I don't really do the choreography,

planned-out dancing.

So I am intrigued to see

how I will fall into place in a challenge like this.

I'm excited but a little scared.

All right, A'keria, your turn.

No, I don't have anything, bitch.

- Dawn, your turn. - I don't want to do one.

- Mystique? - Let me watch. I'll pick up.

But if we're doing this as a team,

then everyone needs to participate.

Oh.

What the fuck is Morgan talking about?

Participate in what, the stupid bullshit that you made up?

She's pretending us not wanting to do it is not team players.

Girl, we never agreed to whatever the fuck

you want us to be doing.

I know you might not want to do it,

but if we're doing it as a team, I think everyone should--

But the thing is, we should see how we're going to start.

And then we can go from there.

But we haven't seen what everyone can do yet.

But the thing is, we said she was the choreographer.

We can add. - Let's end the conversation.

Just do what you got to do, 'cause, obviously,

it's like fucking pulling blood from a stone.

Oh.

But, hey, we elected her as the choreographer.

I mentioned it. We didn't elect her.

Morgan is having a Morgan hissy fit.

But I'm talking to myself, saying, Mystique,

don't let these people see you bawlin' because it's week one.

You have to be cordial with everybody

to get the points later.

So, dun, dun, dun.

Dun, dun, dun. Dah, dah.

Yeah.

Like, do we hate it? Do we love it?

I like it. I think it's fun.

I'm picking up the choreo. That's a good start.

But I have to make sure that I'm standing out.

Girl, fuck it up. Like...

Because I just had so many occurrences

on season 16 of doing very well,

but someone doing better than me.

And if I don't come out the gates roaring,

I think I might always be seen as mediocre.

- Will you slow it down? - Oh, yeah. Sorry.

One and two, three and four.

Why am I not getting that?

So what are you doing with your left foot?

Right, left, right.

Left, right, left.

What? That is too confusing to me.

I was trying to do something that maybe we all could do.

But then you said that it's too simple.

Morgan, this is why you keep your mouth closed,

baby, sometimes.

Oh, shit. I'm way off.

Starting off left is messing me all the way up, too.

- I got lost. - No.

Bitch.

Should we change it, then, if you're feeling, like, off?

Oh, my God.

This is stressing me out because I just don't want

to take accountability if this number doesn't look good.

We could drop here.

Ooh, fuck me.

Every one of my kneecaps just popped.

Go like that.

- I got a bad back, no, ma'am. - That's a lot.

I've fallen, and I can't get up.

I feel like I'm teaching little kids.

- Ooh. - I'm having fun.

I believe so.

I'm not getting paid enough for this.

I should just get a point just to choreograph.

Oh, we doing that way? Okay.

Ooh.

Girl, what happened? You break something?

Did your pants just rip?

I have a long night ahead of me

if we want to present something worthy...

for RuPaul to see.

Girl, did you hear that?

Just pop.

No high kicks for me today.

Whoo-hoo.

- All right. - We're back.

Back, back, back, back.

Just came from the supermarket.

Ooh.

Today we're getting ready to perform

"Breakdancin' 2: Electric Rugaloo."

Oh, girl, that rehearsal was crazy.

Girl, I'm tired.

But you did a great job, though, girl.

- Oh, thank you. - Yeah, you ate.

We went through hell in these rehearsals last night.

But you know what?

Mama, what I created is a masterpiece.

Your solo stuff, you really shut it down.

You shut it down. - Girl, thank you so much.

I think I have this in the bag.

How do you feel? I know that yesterday was a little rough.

I'm good-- I feel better today,

you know, now that we got it down.

- Oh, my God, yes. - I was just a little annoyed.

- Oh. - Why?

Well, just the fact that half of the girls

wanted to, you know, like, give a little something.

And then, like, others didn't.

Ms. Morgan runs half the gigs,

if not all of the gigs from Palm Springs

to Long Beach six nights of the week.

So she's very anal when it comes to drag shows.

But at the end of the day, this is a competition to win.

She needs to be focused on herself.

How do you feel, though, about the choreo

and everything? - Choreo is fine.

Everybody else is doing, like,

'80s hardcore dance and all that stuff.

Mine is kind of nice and easy.

It's more of a old school.

I'm a DJ. Here we go.

I'm feeling great about performing today.

But do I want to stand out in this challenge?

No.

I just want to coast for now because it's been 16 years.

I need to see who

is going to try to outshine who

so I know how to play the game.

I'm a people watcher-- very, very psychological.

- Lucky. - Huh?

- I want to talk about points. - Okay.

I...love games.

Do you know what you're gonna do with your points?

I don't know. What about you?

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

But if neither of us are in the top,

I'm totally down to do a little point trade

to make sure that we got each other's back?

I'm down.

Drag queens are not known to be strategists, but I am.

We got to keep all the girls together.

You know what I mean? - Yeah. No, no, no.

I really appreciate your work. - Cheers.

These girls don't know it, but I'm thinking.

I'm working them.

Hey, Mystique, do you know what you're gonna do

if you're not on the top?

I haven't decided yet with the whole points and everything.

I don't think I have either.

Morphine is my number one.

But I'm thinking she could be in the top.

So I need alliances

with people that are going to be able to give me points

because in this game, numbers are everything.

Who do you think will be in the top?

- I love your verse. - I love my verse, too.

And I love Dawn's.

I definitely think you have a great chance.

Bitch, you have an amazing costume.

- Isn't it cute and colorful? - Yes.

Something about me has to be,

and it's certainly not my personality.

Okay, so we discussed the top.

Would you give your point to somebody who won?

If I was in alliance with them, yeah.

Oh.

Alliances are an interesting beast.

I've spoken with A'keria about it

because we're very great friends.

But friendship is one thing and competition is another.

That is something that we both understand

as seasoned veterans in this drag game.

Would you? - Yeah.

You know, yeah. I don't see why not.

And in this competition, the finish line only accepts one.

How is that gonna work?

Interesting.

Should I opera my verse?

♪ Rise and shine ♪

Girl, I don't know how--

Could you imagine if I just showed up,

not a care in the world, just here to do

the craziest, stupidest shit? - Lucky.

- I love coming for my sister. - Yes.

So are you doing your green look, your alien?

No, I'm just gonna be, like, a regular girl because

I have to do the La Toya meet right after.

Okay.

I thought that I was gonna be an alien

superstar '80s diva

with different-colored skin for this challenge.

But now that I realize

that I have to do the La Toya look right after,

I have to change it up.

Also, I want to, like, give Ru, like,

something different from me, you know what I mean?

Right.

Lucky reminds me of myself in season two

because out of this group, Lucky seem like the outcast.

You still doing good with your makeup over there?

It's stressing me the fuck out

because, you know, I want to be great.

I don't want to be-- - No, girl, we could fix it.

I felt like if I had somebody there

to cheer me on and be helpful, things would be different.

So I'm trying to be that auntie for Lucky.

So you see how you have it here?

Mm-hmm.

You need, like, a little bit of a shade.

But if you get on my nerves, I'ma fill you up with sugar

and send you home to your mama.

That's crazy. Only two of us.

Like, I'm still stuck on that. - Girl.

Why did they have to do it with the twist

of only two of us making it?

I know. What the fuck?

We all walked in here thinking

we just had to be in the top half,

and now it's like, no, you have to be the best of the best.

I can't wait for the other brackets to find out.

I know. They're gonna gag.

Girl, because only two of us

are making it to the semifinals,

MVQ points are very, very important

because one point could make or break your fate.

How are y'all gonna give your points?

- The MVQ? - What does MVQ mean?

Most Valuable Queen.

Duh. What does it mean to you?

Like, why can't it just be,

you see somebody working hard and, like--

But the thing is, if the person that is working hard

is not in your alliance, are you gonna choose that person,

or are you gonna choose your alliance person?

But is everybody a part of an alliance?

I don't know. I love all you girls.

I don't know who I would give my points to.

Ooh!

Listen, one thing I've learned,

especially about queens or people in general,

first of all, nature is self-preservation.

$200K is on the line, baby.

They're gonna play the game.

- How old are you? - I'm 44.

44? You look good for 44.

That bitch working hard for that point.

A lot of people are being very friendly and chummy-chummy

and, you know, doing a lot extra for girls

than they would in the outside world.

But I don't knock anybody for your hustle.

But I see you.

Girls, theys and thems,

are we ready to pop, lock, and drop it today?

- I think so. - Ma'am, my knees are bare.

I'm really proud of y'all 'cause I know there was

some little drama going on, but I think,

you know, we figured it out.

Why you looking at me?

Because you always start the drama.

- Ooh. - I'll tell you this.

I can't believe Mystique and I had a difference in opinion

and we didn't fight.

See how far we're moving on with each other?

Hey, it's just day one. We never know.

Ah!

We don't need any geriatric fighting.

I actually think I do need that.

So far, the vibe in the room is, like, very, very sisterly.

But that's the first episode.

You know, A'keria, go get some prune juice for us.

Girl, go get the prunes.

So that sisterhood may drop to just a sister

or may drop to just the hood.

Oh, my God. I lived.

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Walk ♪

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe ♪

♪ Let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ And what? ♪

Welcome to the main stage

of "RuPaul's Drag Race: Tournament of All Stars."

Michelle Visage.

Now, is it true that you once won a Grammy award

for Best Reggae Recording?

No, Ru, I think you have me mixed up with La Toya Jackson.

Oh.

I do that so often.

He's got a passion for fashion.

It's Law Roach.

Now, Law, is it true that you trained

to be a police officer in Muncie, Indiana?

No, Ru.

I think you have me mixed up with La Toya Jackson.

Oh, I do that so often.

And the complex and multifaceted

La Toya Jackson.

Are you happy to be here?

No, Ru.

I think you have me mixed up with Michelle and Law.

No, no, I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding. I'm so happy to be here.

I love it here.

And, of course, today is my birthday.

And this is the best birthday present I could ever have.

- Yay! - Oh, yay!

We're gonna celebrate. - Yes.

This week we challenged our queens to bust a move

in "Breakdancin' 2: Electric Rugaloo."

And tonight on the runway, category is...

La Toyas R Us.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

And now the world debut

of "Breakdancin' 2: Electric Rugaloo."

♪ We got a big box ♪

♪ And it likes to go boom ♪

Yes.

♪ You want to step to this ♪

♪ But do you know just how to handle ♪

♪ The Queen is always right ♪

♪ See the trophies on my mantle ♪

♪ Sleeping on me, but I'm the girl of your dreams ♪

♪ I got it all, that's why they call me queen ♪

♪ From MVQ to the Hall of Fame ♪

♪ I'm the body, I'm the face, girl, you know my name ♪

♪ Running rings around you girls, supersonic ♪

♪ And your face says, ready, set, go ♪

♪ I slay you without traces ♪

♪ I'm a mothertuckin' legend, and the crown's mine, too ♪

♪ When I twerk, it's a blessing ♪

♪ I'm just telling my truth ♪

♪ Mama Ru, let me show you what the body can do ♪

♪ Stepping on necks in my high-heeled shoes ♪

♪ Follow me down to Electric Rugaloo ♪

♪ Rise and shine, it's the crack of Dawn ♪

♪ I'm running this shit like a marathon ♪

♪ That's D to the A to the W-N ♪

- ♪ What? - ♪ I am such a cutie ♪

♪ Can I be your best friend? Psych ♪

♪ Breaking it down, I'm outside the box ♪

♪ So fresh, so fly, so unorthodox ♪

♪ My looks could soar, your looks, a bore ♪

♪ You're never gonna win, sweetie, there's the door ♪

♪ Got body by body, but you know I'm not stressed ♪

♪ Still a naughty-body hottie, you're a doo-doo clown mess ♪

♪ Baby, I am caked up, make your boyfriend break up ♪

♪ Tellin' all my haters, it's a shame about your makeup ♪

♪ Press play, and I'm on, now feel my face ♪

♪ Ass is bumping all over the place ♪

♪ Gonna pop and spin, so make some room ♪

♪ 'Cause we got a big box and it likes to go boom ♪

♪ Two, three, four ♪

♪ Twinkle, twinkle, I'm your Lucky Starzzz ♪

♪ Three Zs on my name 'cause third time's the charm ♪

♪ Step on me once, now I'ma shake it up ♪

♪ Shoot my cool lemonade in your hot paper cup ♪

♪ Totally bitchin', cunty, and so sickening ♪

♪ Not your average star ♪

♪ I don't twinkle, bitch, I glisten ♪

♪ Ow, give it up, ho ♪

♪ I'ma start bouncing off the walls, yo ♪

♪ Oh, I'm a star, ho ♪

♪ Speed it up, slow it down, watch me go, bro ♪

♪ Bubblegum, bubblegum, in a dish ♪

♪ Who's the next girl out? Not me, you wish ♪

♪ Follow me down to Electric Rugaloo ♪

♪ Boom, I'm the queen of this racket ♪

♪ Makeup MAC, getting' nails click-clackin' ♪

♪ Ooh, I got these bitches gaggin' ♪

♪ Good gaggin', face crackin' ♪

♪ Sharp tongue and a bite like a viper ♪

♪ Six bars, and I'm killin' this cipher ♪

♪ I'm the shit, bitch, no diaper ♪

♪ To the rats, I'm Pied Piper ♪

♪ Full-bodied like a bottle of scotch ♪

♪ McMichael, so top-notch ♪

♪ No stunts, no splits, no dips, just fire ♪

♪ Queen of the scene, can't get no higher ♪

♪ Press play, and I'm on, now feel my bass ♪

♪ Asses bumpin' all over the place ♪

♪ Gonna pop and spin, so make some room ♪

♪ 'Cause we got a big box, and it likes to go boom ♪

- ♪ Ooh, let's go - ♪ Two, three, four ♪

♪ Step up to the battle with my boom, boom, pow ♪

♪ Boogaloo Barbie, got that BBL bounce ♪

♪ Face so beat, all the dogs clocked out ♪

♪ Ru, blink twice if you're feeling down ♪

♪ Miami baddie with a Nicaraguan spice ♪

♪ You want a lick, gotta pay my price ♪

♪ My hips talk dirty, but my face plays nice ♪

♪ He said, I'm straight, I said, not tonight ♪

♪ Clip, body-ody-ody, and you know it don't quit ♪

♪ Turning the party, so it's gonna be lit ♪

♪ La vida to Miami, 'cause you know I'm the shit ♪

♪ Take me down to Electric Rugaloo ♪

♪ Steal the scene like a fly-girl queen ♪

♪ Tracksuit tight, skin glowing clean ♪

♪ Drop that weight, now I levitate ♪

♪ Glowin' like a disco ball, ain't that great ♪

♪ Exfoliate the shade, moisturize the hate ♪

♪ Livin' my truth, baby, feelin' first-rate ♪

♪ I glow in the dark, I sparkle when I shade ♪

♪ This ain't store-bought, it's a slay I made ♪

♪ Slimmed down, glowed up ♪

♪ This queen's ready for a close-up ♪

♪ Mystique was never a mistake ♪

♪ Electric Rugaloo ♪

♪ Electric Rugaloo ♪

♪ Press play, and I'm on, now feel my face ♪

♪ Asses bumpin' all over the place ♪

♪ Gonna pop and spin, so make some room ♪

♪ 'Cause we got a big box, and it likes to go ♪

♪ Boom ♪

♪ Mother of the house ♪

Category is La Toyas R Us.

Up first, A'keria C. Davenport,

inspired by La Toya in gold and black

in Atlantic City.

Anybody got some Afro Sheen?

First runway, and here I am

in my 1988-inspired La Toya Jackson look,

which was the year I was born.

She really tied one on, didn't she?

- Yes. - She certainly did.

I am sequined from head to toe.

And, baby, I feel rich.

The hair is big.

The waist is cinched. The tail is telling.

Y'all see me walk out.

Bow down, bitches.

♪ Bitch, get back when I step on the runway ♪

Up next, Dawn,

inspired by La Toya in orange

at the Moulin Rouge, Paris.

all: Ooh.

I am trying to give you

a little bit of something new for Miss Dawnica--

skimpy, burlesque-y.

We have a tiny little waist. That part's not new.

So flocking good.

I have these big feather fans that I made myself.

Thank you.

I'm looking like the most sickening stripper Pikmin

you've ever seen in your entire life.

You know what Pikmin is? Okay, look it up.

Dawn is a huge fan.

She's actually two huge fans.

♪ Mother of the house ♪

Up next, Lucky Starzzz,

inspired by La Toya in purple

at the Moulin Rouge, Paris.

Yeah, she's gonna get rocked.

I feel like a baddie down this runway.

And, listen, you cannot have

a La Toya look without the hat.

Back to you.

I'm feeling really confident right now.

I'm walking down this runway

like I'm the prettiest girl in the world, because what?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder,

and I am holding all of it in my pussy.

I don't know what that means.

For those of you who didn't believe,

roll up your sleeves.

Morgan McMichaels,

inspired by La Toya in red

at the Moulin Rouge, Paris.

- What a fox. - Oh.

I am embodying La Toya Jackson

from head to toe.

I'm sleek. I am curvy.

I am feathers and foxtails.

Everything about me is very shiny.

You could see me from fucking space.

If you stay red, you ain't got to get read.

I definitely remember this era of La Toya Jackson--

sexy, demure, shiny,

everything a drag queen aspires to be.

That's Captain Morgan to you.

♪ Bitch, get back when I step on the runway ♪

Morphine Love Dion,

inspired by La Toya in white at the Moulin Rouge.

Michaels is all sold out of pampas grass.

I am a Vegas showgirl now.

I love feathers, and I love headpieces,

so I am wearing the biggest, baddest,

and most insane costume.

To you as well.

I am pearled, rhinestoned.

These wings weigh about 100 pounds,

and my shoulders grew 'cause of it,

but it's okay 'cause I look amazing.

This Victoria definitely has a secret.

♪ Mother of the house ♪

Mystique Summers,

inspired by La Toya in blue at--where else?

- The Moulin Rouge! - The Moulin Rouge.

- Moulin Rouge. - The Moulin Rouge, Paris.

- Blue or purple? - Purple.

Indigo.

I'm giving you shades of purple

in dedication to my mom.

She passed right before this competition,

and this is her favorite color.

I'm giving all the personality,

just smiling and showing them the teeth.

Clock the skin.

♪ Mother of the house ♪

Welcome, queens.

Tonight, "Tournament of All Stars" rules

are in full effect.

I'll name the top two All Stars of the week,

and each will receive two points.

Then the top two will lip-sync

for their chance to win $10,000

and one extra point.

Remember, at the end of this three-episode bracket,

the two queens with the most points

will continue on to the semifinals

with a chance to ultimately win $200,000.

Now it's time for the judges' critiques,

starting with A'keria C. Davenport.

Hey, A'keria.

You look fantastic tonight. - Thank you.

Let's get into the performance.

You kicked it off.

You had the opening verse-- not an easy thing to do.

You did it strong. You had a cartwheel.

I thought the verse was great.

You stumbled a little bit with the lip sync,

but you weren't the only one.

I think you look absolutely fabulous in this.

I love the entire ensemble.

However, I think that the dress

should have been a little bit longer

because it would have been a little bit more flattering.

- Did you make it? - I did.

You did a really great job with the construction.

How many wigs is on your head?

100.

Up next, Dawn.

You know what, Dawn?

I didn't expect you to spit the bars like you did.

♪ My looks, couture, your looks, a bore ♪

♪ You're never gonna win, sweetie, there's the door ♪

You did a great job rapping.

Thank you.

I thought your look was more fashion than it was hip-hop.

I disagree with Michelle. It was very hip-hop.

It reminded me of TLC. - Mm-hmm.

And this look--

you came on the stage

and put your money where your mouth was,

because this is one of my favorite looks

that I've seen since I've been on "Drag Race."

It is stunning.

That gradation of stones from the bottom up--

that is just the crowning glory

of this magnificent outfit.

Somewhere in the world,

Bob Mackie is looking at this with a fistful of lotion.

Up next, Lucky Starzzz.

The way you came into your performance was super fun.

I thought your rap was really fun.

You were talking about things that we knew.

Your rhythm is so good, by the way.

No matter where you were on the stage,

you stood out to me more than anybody else.

I thought your line

"shoot my cool lemonade in your hot paper cup"

was absolutely disgusting.

Thank you.

Now, this look doesn't look or feel

as expensive as some of the other girls.

The one thing that's missing--

the foxtails, because it really finishes the outfit.

And it makes it look so much more expensive.

I know that you tried to bridge the gap

between your sort of cosplay style of makeup

and entering the world of humanity.

- Is that where we're at? - Yes.

And that's a good thing.

But it still lends a lot of itself over to the cosplay.

Up next, Morgan McMichaels.

This is the most iconic outfit

from La Toya's run at the Moulin Rouge.

In fact, it was on the cover of "Ebony" magazine.

And you've done it so beautifully.

Everything in this outfit is so detailed.

It looks exactly like it.

Thank you for this.

And for your performance, you said,

"I'm the shit, bitch, no diaper."

That is a bar. That is a line. - Thank you very much.

And you jumped from those crates

and did a cartwheel onto the ground.

You are a crazy performer, and I'm glad

that you got to show the world that you still got it.

I'll be paying for that later.

Trust me. - Worth it.

Up next, Morphine Love Dion.

This look is one of my favorites tonight.

There is so much detail in this.

I love those boots. I would wear those boots.

I also want to wear those boots.

- Yes. - They're yours, honey.

But I do think that the performance look

was a little, mm.

It wasn't enough pizzazz.

It gave me very Snow White from the hood.

Well, true.

Actually, I didn't notice the outfit.

I noticed you... - Thank you.

Because you really know how to command the stage.

I loved the rap, and your lyrics were so creative.

"Miami baddie."

Can you continue that sentence for me?

Miami baddie with a Nicaraguan spice.

You want a lick, you got to pay my price.

Great night for you, Morphine.

Thank you.

Up next, from season 2, Mystique Summers.

Before I critique you, bitch,

I just want to say I'm from Chicago, too.

I know.

In this look, I kept trying to see La Toya,

but I kept seeing Albertina Walker.

Ooh!

This is a gospel revival.

It is not the glamour

and the sexiness from La Toya at Moulin Rouge.

And your performance look--

although yours was historically accurate,

it wasn't enough drag into it.

I could see you just walking down the street in that look.

But the face is as real as rain.

You beautiful. - Thank you.

When I watched the performance,

I thought you were shy.

You flubbed several of the lines.

But this is what I've noticed since you've been back.

It feels like your impulses with your brand-new body

are on a one-second delay.

So the performance seemed a little subdued.

Coming from, like, 400 pounds down to 195,

so that truly makes sense. - Yeah.

Thank you, All Stars. I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage,

the judges and I will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

Now, just between us toy soldiers,

what do you think?

We are looking for the top two All Stars of the week.

I loved everything about Dawn.

I don't have any cons at all.

From the minute she walked onstage,

she knew exactly what she wanted to do,

and she delivered it.

That La Toya look--I cannot stop thinking about it.

Oh, my gosh.

That was breathtaking.

Really, I think my favorite look of the night.

Morgan McMichaels is the type of drag queen

that you pay your money to go see.

- Mm-hmm. - And she did not disappoint.

This girl lives and breathes drag,

and you could tell that tonight in her performance.

Now, the La Toya look-- that was one of my favorites.

Morgan replicated that outfit to the T.

So, if you're putting Morgan and Morphine side by side,

'cause they're both dynamic, it's kind of like, mm...

I think Morphine's performance was wonderful.

And I thought her rap, her lyrics were great.

However, there was this weird "Snow White in the hood" thing

that I was getting from her.

It was just a kind of, like, eh, outfit.

But the La Toya outfit--

that is where she hit a home run.

It was a great homage

to the one and only La Toya Jackson.

All right, silence.

I have one thing to say.

Surprise!

Happy birthday, La Toya!

Look at that cake.

I'd like to propose a toast

to the incredible La Toya Jackson.

Happy birthday!

Thank you.

all: Cheers.

I'm drinking champagne.

- Yay! - Yay!

Welcome back, All Stars.

Based on your "Electric Rugaloo" performances

and your La Toyas R Us runway presentations,

I've made some decisions.

Dawn,

Morgan McMichaels,

Morphine Love Dion,

this week, you all popped and locked.

But the top two All Stars of the week are...

Morgan McMichaels...

and Dawn.

Condragulations.

You've each earned 2 points.

- Congratulations. - Thank you.

The rest of you may step to the back of the stage.

- Congratulations. - Thanks, babe.

Congratulations.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your chance to impress me,

win $10,000,

and earn a coveted extra point

in the "Tournament of All Stars."

The time has come...

For you to lip-sync...

for La Toya!

I am lip-syncing against Morgan fucking McMichaels.

I know this bitch is gonna hit it, split it, kick it.

But I got some fucking tricks up my fucking sleeves,

and I want this extra point so bad.

I'm in the top two. Inside, I'm screaming.

And now it's the OG bitch verse the new bitch.

And if I win the lip sync, I'll be the leader.

I want it. I have to have it.

Good luck...

and don't fuck it up.

♪ Wicked love ♪

♪ Break it in, ah ♪

♪ All my life ♪

♪ I've always wanted more ♪

♪ Now that I fell for you ♪

♪ I've got what you're lookin' for ♪

♪ So satisfied ♪

♪ That I stopped searchin' ♪

♪ Whatever you do to me ♪

♪ Baby, it's workin' ♪

♪ Your love is trouble ♪

♪ That made my feelings double ♪

♪ I enjoy to flirt with danger ♪

♪ Hate to brush with trouble, baby ♪

♪ Because for La Toya ♪

♪ You throw me, I'll destroy ya ♪

♪ Just to keep your love excited ♪

♪ I'll always enjoy ya ♪

♪ Such a wicked love ♪

♪ The love you treated ♪

♪ Exactly what I needed ♪

♪ Such a wicked love ♪

♪ The love you treated ♪

♪ Exactly what I needed ♪

♪ Shh ♪

♪ I think I hear Mr. Bass knockin' ♪

♪ Cool ♪

♪ We're gonna make the rules ♪

♪ This ain't no joke, knock on the door ♪

♪ Go for broke, ooh! ♪

♪ Such a wicked lover ♪

♪ I got a thing for you ♪

- ♪ Yes, I do - ♪ Such a wicked lover ♪

- ♪ I love it - ♪ I got a-- ♪

♪ Wicked love ♪

♪ I need a wicked kind of lover ♪

♪ Wicked love ♪

♪ Ooh, and that's a fact, he's got to be exact ♪

♪ Exactly what I needed ♪

♪ All right, y'all, I'm out of here ♪

All Stars, I've made my decision.

Morgan McMichaels, condragulations.

You're a winner, baby.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You've earned a cash tip of $10,000,

plus tickets for you and your friends

to see "Stop! That! Train!"

in theaters June 12th.

Plus, an extra point,

which gives you a total of 3 points.

Thank you all.

Dawn, you have 2 points.

Condragulations.

Thank you.

A'keria, Lucky,

Morphine, Mystique,

please come to the front of the stage.

All Stars, with great power comes great responsibility.

Each week, the bottom four queens

will each receive one point.

But you cannot keep the point for yourself.

You must give it away to the All Star you believe

is the MVQ--

the Most Valuable Queen of the Week.

Choose wisely,

because at the end of this bracket,

the two queens with the most points

will move on to the semifinals

and the other queens will be eliminated.

Condragulations, All Stars.

And, remember, if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell are you gonna love--

"Stop! That! Train!"

in theaters June 12th.

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

all: Amen.

All right, now let the music play.

♪ Good luck and don't eff it u-u-up ♪

♪ Good luck and don't eff it u-u-up ♪

♪ Good luck and don't eff it u-u-up ♪

♪ Good luck and don't, good luck and don't ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Good luck and don't eff it u-u-up ♪

♪ Eff it up ♪

♪ Good luck and don't, good luck, baby ♪

♪ Good luck and don't eff it u-u-up ♪

♪ Eff it up ♪

♪ Good luck and don't, good luck, baby ♪

♪ Good luck and don't eff it u-u-up ♪