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JP, Morgan, Chase.
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JP, Morgan, Chase.
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JP, Morgan, Chase.
That's not just three white dudes who
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That's not just three white dudes who
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That's not just three white dudes who
brunch. It's also a bank. And last week,
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brunch. It's also a bank. And last week,
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brunch. It's also a bank. And last week,
they got hit with a massive lawsuit. You
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they got hit with a massive lawsuit. You
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they got hit with a massive lawsuit. You
may have heard about
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may have heard about
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may have heard about
>> this bombshell lawsuit that dropped
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>> this bombshell lawsuit that dropped
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>> this bombshell lawsuit that dropped
accusing a top executive at JP Morgan
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accusing a top executive at JP Morgan
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accusing a top executive at JP Morgan
Chase of forcing a married colleague
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Chase of forcing a married colleague
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Chase of forcing a married colleague
into sexual acts.
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into sexual acts.
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into sexual acts.
>> Jeru Rana made the claim that a female
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>> Jeru Rana made the claim that a female
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>> Jeru Rana made the claim that a female
colleague who was his superior made him
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colleague who was his superior made him
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colleague who was his superior made him
into her quote sex slave. Sex slave,
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into her quote sex slave. Sex slave,
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into her quote sex slave. Sex slave,
you have my attention
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you have my attention
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you have my attention
because sex and slave are two words you
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because sex and slave are two words you
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because sex and slave are two words you
should not put together. Either one on
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should not put together. Either one on
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should not put together. Either one on
its own makes me nervous,
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its own makes me nervous,
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its own makes me nervous,
but together.
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And look, your kink is your kink. But I
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And look, your kink is your kink. But I
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And look, your kink is your kink. But I
do draw the line at slavery. All right.
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do draw the line at slavery. All right.
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do draw the line at slavery. All right.
It's a red flag when someone gets in the
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It's a red flag when someone gets in the
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It's a red flag when someone gets in the
mood by putting on spirituals.
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They'll have you at their apartment like
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They'll have you at their apartment like
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They'll have you at their apartment like
now that we're alone.
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But what makes this story stand out is
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But what makes this story stand out is
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But what makes this story stand out is
the media's obsession with telling
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the media's obsession with telling
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the media's obsession with telling
people the employee is a man and the
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people the employee is a man and the
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people the employee is a man and the
boss is an attractive woman. And yes,
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boss is an attractive woman. And yes,
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boss is an attractive woman. And yes,
that is still very wrong. But the
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that is still very wrong. But the
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that is still very wrong. But the
internet decided it's also very sexy. If
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internet decided it's also very sexy. If
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internet decided it's also very sexy. If
you are on social media, there is not a
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you are on social media, there is not a
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you are on social media, there is not a
chance that you haven't seen somebody or
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chance that you haven't seen somebody or
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chance that you haven't seen somebody or
heard somebody talking about this story.
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heard somebody talking about this story.
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heard somebody talking about this story.
This has given birth to a million
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This has given birth to a million
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This has given birth to a million
different me online.
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different me online.
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different me online.
>> Attracting comments like, "Has she any
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>> Attracting comments like, "Has she any
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>> Attracting comments like, "Has she any
vacancies?" So, I'm guessing his job is
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vacancies?" So, I'm guessing his job is
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vacancies?" So, I'm guessing his job is
available. Tempted and any vacancies
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available. Tempted and any vacancies
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available. Tempted and any vacancies
asking for a friend.
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asking for a friend.
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asking for a friend.
>> JP Morgan is hiring and men racing to
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>> JP Morgan is hiring and men racing to
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>> JP Morgan is hiring and men racing to
try and get in the door.
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Only men could see a story about a man
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Only men could see a story about a man
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Only men could see a story about a man
leaving his job because he was a sex
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leaving his job because he was a sex
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leaving his job because he was a sex
slave and run to the sex slavery.
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This story is a crazy twist on the
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This story is a crazy twist on the
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This story is a crazy twist on the
typical workplace harassment. At least I
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typical workplace harassment. At least I
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typical workplace harassment. At least I
thought that until I dug in a little
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thought that until I dug in a little
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thought that until I dug in a little
deeper.
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deeper.
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deeper.
>> Tonight, we're learning that this entire
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>> Tonight, we're learning that this entire
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>> Tonight, we're learning that this entire
lawsuit might be completely fabricated
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lawsuit might be completely fabricated
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lawsuit might be completely fabricated
against the female executive. JP Morgan
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against the female executive. JP Morgan
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against the female executive. JP Morgan
found no evidence of any of the claims
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found no evidence of any of the claims
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found no evidence of any of the claims
made.
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made.
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made.
>> Holy [\h__\h] completely fabricated. No
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>> Holy [\h__\h] completely fabricated. No
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>> Holy [\h__\h] completely fabricated. No
evidence. Now, I'm no lawyer, but I
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evidence. Now, I'm no lawyer, but I
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evidence. Now, I'm no lawyer, but I
believe a key to winning a case is
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believe a key to winning a case is
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believe a key to winning a case is
having at least one evidence.
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So, this guy just made the whole thing
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So, this guy just made the whole thing
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So, this guy just made the whole thing
up. That blew my mind until I started
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up. That blew my mind until I started
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up. That blew my mind until I started
looking into the details of the lawsuit
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looking into the details of the lawsuit
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looking into the details of the lawsuit
a little deeper because then it does
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a little deeper because then it does
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a little deeper because then it does
seem a little made up. The whole suit
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seem a little made up. The whole suit
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seem a little made up. The whole suit
reads like an absurd and cheap chief
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reads like an absurd and cheap chief
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reads like an absurd and cheap chief
adult movie.
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adult movie.
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adult movie.
>> Drugging him with Viagra and ruies,
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>> Drugging him with Viagra and ruies,
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>> Drugging him with Viagra and ruies,
>> telling him if he wanted to be promoted,
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>> telling him if he wanted to be promoted,
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>> telling him if he wanted to be promoted,
he would need to start pleasing her.
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he would need to start pleasing her.
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he would need to start pleasing her.
>> She then began fondling her breasts and
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>> She then began fondling her breasts and
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>> She then began fondling her breasts and
racially insulted the plainif's wife,
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racially insulted the plainif's wife,
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racially insulted the plainif's wife,
remarking, "I bet your little Asian wife
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remarking, "I bet your little Asian wife
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remarking, "I bet your little Asian wife
doesn't have these cannons."
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Look,
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I wasn't there to verify whether or not
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I wasn't there to verify whether or not
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I wasn't there to verify whether or not
this happened, but what c what I can say
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this happened, but what c what I can say
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this happened, but what c what I can say
I've never seen happen is a woman refer
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I've never seen happen is a woman refer
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I've never seen happen is a woman refer
to her own breasts as cannons.
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I've never heard a woman be like, "Now
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I've never heard a woman be like, "Now
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I've never heard a woman be like, "Now
that I'm over 40, I need to go get my
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that I'm over 40, I need to go get my
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that I'm over 40, I need to go get my
annual cannon exam."
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annual cannon exam."
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annual cannon exam."
Which made me start to doubt this guy's
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Which made me start to doubt this guy's
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Which made me start to doubt this guy's
case. Until I went a little deeper.
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case. Until I went a little deeper.
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case. Until I went a little deeper.
>> According to the New York Post, he never
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>> According to the New York Post, he never
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>> According to the New York Post, he never
reported to her during his entire time
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reported to her during his entire time
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reported to her during his entire time
at JP Morgan. And they actually were
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at JP Morgan. And they actually were
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at JP Morgan. And they actually were
under two different managing directors.
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under two different managing directors.
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under two different managing directors.
>> Now, I don't even know if the doubt has
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>> Now, I don't even know if the doubt has
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>> Now, I don't even know if the doubt has
a shadow. I mean, he didn't report to
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a shadow. I mean, he didn't report to
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a shadow. I mean, he didn't report to
her. Isn't that the whole basis of
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her. Isn't that the whole basis of
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her. Isn't that the whole basis of
someone being your boss? This means
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someone being your boss? This means
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someone being your boss? This means
she's just a lady to you.
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she's just a lady to you.
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she's just a lady to you.
Kind of pokes a pretty big hole in the
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Kind of pokes a pretty big hole in the
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Kind of pokes a pretty big hole in the
whole my boss made me her sex slave
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whole my boss made me her sex slave
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whole my boss made me her sex slave
argument. It's becoming increasingly
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argument. It's becoming increasingly
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argument. It's becoming increasingly
hard to have sympathy for this guy. But
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hard to have sympathy for this guy. But
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hard to have sympathy for this guy. But
then I learned he suffered a tragedy.
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then I learned he suffered a tragedy.
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then I learned he suffered a tragedy.
>> Rana told JP Morgan that his father had
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>> Rana told JP Morgan that his father had
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>> Rana told JP Morgan that his father had
died in 2024.
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died in 2024.
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died in 2024.
O I got to say it's hard to accuse a man
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O I got to say it's hard to accuse a man
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O I got to say it's hard to accuse a man
of lying when he was grieving. Problem
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of lying when he was grieving. Problem
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of lying when he was grieving. Problem
with this is apparently his father's
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with this is apparently his father's
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with this is apparently his father's
alive.
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>> What? What the hell? The dad's alive?
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>> What? What the hell? The dad's alive?
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>> What? What the hell? The dad's alive?
Prove to me the dad is alive.
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Prove to me the dad is alive.
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Prove to me the dad is alive.
>> The post spoke to him and asked him
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>> The post spoke to him and asked him
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>> The post spoke to him and asked him
about his son's legal battles with the
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about his son's legal battles with the
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about his son's legal battles with the
big bank. He said, quote, "I don't know
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big bank. He said, quote, "I don't know
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big bank. He said, quote, "I don't know
anything about it."
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anything about it."
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anything about it."
>> Yep. Someone called his dead father and
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>> Yep. Someone called his dead father and
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>> Yep. Someone called his dead father and
he answered.
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he answered.
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he answered.
You know, one of the first giveaways
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You know, one of the first giveaways
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You know, one of the first giveaways
that a person is not dead is when you
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that a person is not dead is when you
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that a person is not dead is when you
call them and they say, "Hello."
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call them and they say, "Hello."
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call them and they say, "Hello."
How do you get around that one? Nuh-uh.
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How do you get around that one? Nuh-uh.
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How do you get around that one? Nuh-uh.
He He dead. I I I swear he dead. He He
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He He dead. I I I swear he dead. He He
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He He dead. I I I swear he dead. He He
He died of cannon cancer. Uh yeah, it's
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He died of cannon cancer. Uh yeah, it's
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He died of cannon cancer. Uh yeah, it's
rare in dudes, but it does happen. So,
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rare in dudes, but it does happen. So,
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rare in dudes, but it does happen. So,
he lied about his dead dad. That settles
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he lied about his dead dad. That settles
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he lied about his dead dad. That settles
it for me. Surely, he should walk away.
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it for me. Surely, he should walk away.
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it for me. Surely, he should walk away.
the next banker refiling his bombshell
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the next banker refiling his bombshell
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the next banker refiling his bombshell
lawsuit against a female executive and
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lawsuit against a female executive and
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lawsuit against a female executive and
adding alleged new evidence.
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adding alleged new evidence.
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adding alleged new evidence.
>> A family friend claims that he witnessed
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>> A family friend claims that he witnessed
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>> A family friend claims that he witnessed
some of this specifically says he was
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some of this specifically says he was
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some of this specifically says he was
asleep on the couch one night when the
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asleep on the couch one night when the
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asleep on the couch one night when the
JP Morgan boss came over, came out of
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JP Morgan boss came over, came out of
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JP Morgan boss came over, came out of
the bedroom completely naked, sat on the
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the bedroom completely naked, sat on the
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the bedroom completely naked, sat on the
couch, smoked a cigarette, and said,
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couch, smoked a cigarette, and said,
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couch, smoked a cigarette, and said,
"You need to come in here and join us."
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"You need to come in here and join us."
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"You need to come in here and join us."
Yep. He refiled with a witness. And it's
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Yep. He refiled with a witness. And it's
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Yep. He refiled with a witness. And it's
even pornier. This guy is starting to
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even pornier. This guy is starting to
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even pornier. This guy is starting to
feel like the Jesse Smilelette of sex.
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feel like the Jesse Smilelette of sex.
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feel like the Jesse Smilelette of sex.
Like, why is the witness testifying and
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Like, why is the witness testifying and
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Like, why is the witness testifying and
flexing at the same time? I heard them
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flexing at the same time? I heard them
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flexing at the same time? I heard them
having sex, but also she was begging to
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having sex, but also she was begging to
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having sex, but also she was begging to
have sex with me, but I said no because
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have sex with me, but I said no because
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have sex with me, but I said no because
I'm constantly having sex. So, I just
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I'm constantly having sex. So, I just
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I'm constantly having sex. So, I just
went back to sleep on his couch because,
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went back to sleep on his couch because,
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went back to sleep on his couch because,
you know, none of that was a dream I had
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you know, none of that was a dream I had
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you know, none of that was a dream I had
once. Just another day in the life of a
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once. Just another day in the life of a
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once. Just another day in the life of a
couch surfing sex god.
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But if we could dig just a little
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But if we could dig just a little
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But if we could dig just a little
deeper, since Me Too, we've been warned
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deeper, since Me Too, we've been warned
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deeper, since Me Too, we've been warned
about the dangers of a man in power
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about the dangers of a man in power
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about the dangers of a man in power
being falsely accused with no evidence,
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being falsely accused with no evidence,
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being falsely accused with no evidence,
damaging the reputation. All so an
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damaging the reputation. All so an
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damaging the reputation. All so an
accuser can enrich themselves. And now
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accuser can enrich themselves. And now
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accuser can enrich themselves. And now
it may have happened to a woman. Not to
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it may have happened to a woman. Not to
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it may have happened to a woman. Not to
mention, the internet ran wild making
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mention, the internet ran wild making
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mention, the internet ran wild making
tons of AI memes with her actual face,
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tons of AI memes with her actual face,
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tons of AI memes with her actual face,
which will be online forever. So, the
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which will be online forever. So, the
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which will be online forever. So, the
only thing clear with this case is that
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only thing clear with this case is that
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only thing clear with this case is that
there is definitely sexual harassment
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there is definitely sexual harassment
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there is definitely sexual harassment
happening here by the media.
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happening here by the media.
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happening here by the media.
>> It's just so unbelievably funny and it
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>> It's just so unbelievably funny and it
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>> It's just so unbelievably funny and it
honestly sounds like every man's
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honestly sounds like every man's
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honestly sounds like every man's
fantasy.
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fantasy.
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fantasy.
>> Now, if any of this is true, this gal
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>> Now, if any of this is true, this gal
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>> Now, if any of this is true, this gal
needs to learn work on her flirtation
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needs to learn work on her flirtation
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needs to learn work on her flirtation
routine.
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routine.
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routine.
>> It helps that she's attractive.
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>> It helps that she's attractive.
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>> It helps that she's attractive.
>> Oh, 100%.
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>> Oh, 100%.
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>> Oh, 100%.
>> It helps that she's attractive. But
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>> It helps that she's attractive. But
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>> It helps that she's attractive. But
like, let's be honest. If you're a two
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like, let's be honest. If you're a two
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like, let's be honest. If you're a two
and your boss is pretty up there and
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and your boss is pretty up there and
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and your boss is pretty up there and
she's making you the sex slave, nah,
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she's making you the sex slave, nah,
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she's making you the sex slave, nah,
probably not, dude.
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probably not, dude.
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probably not, dude.
>> O,
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>> O,
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>> O,
yeah. When you dig deep enough, you
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yeah. When you dig deep enough, you
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yeah. When you dig deep enough, you
finally hit bottom.
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finally hit bottom.
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finally hit bottom.
>> No, bro. Got to be a four or higher in
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>> No, bro. Got to be a four or higher in
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>> No, bro. Got to be a four or higher in
the eyes of the court for it to count as
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the eyes of the court for it to count as
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the eyes of the court for it to count as
harassment. You know what I'm saying?
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harassment. You know what I'm saying?
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harassment. You know what I'm saying?
They don't even know who the victim here
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They don't even know who the victim here
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They don't even know who the victim here
is. So, they decide, "Hell, we'll just
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is. So, they decide, "Hell, we'll just
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is. So, they decide, "Hell, we'll just
objectify everybody equally." So, maybe
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objectify everybody equally." So, maybe
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objectify everybody equally." So, maybe
we've learned absolutely nothing. Or
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we've learned absolutely nothing. Or
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we've learned absolutely nothing. Or
maybe I'm in too deep.
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