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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,626 --> 00:00:04,962 I'll put this here! 2 00:00:12,344 --> 00:00:17,516 - He who spits is a fag!! - It's not true! - It is true! 3 00:00:17,725 --> 00:00:23,814 - I'll put this here! - I'll take this! 4 00:00:25,065 --> 00:00:30,195 - Then I'll go here! - Now we see it flying! 5 00:00:33,282 --> 00:00:36,410 *CRASH* 6 00:00:41,999 --> 00:00:45,127 EXPLOSION 7 00:01:28,921 --> 00:01:31,548 SINGING 8 00:01:31,757 --> 00:01:36,387 - What car is that? - Yours? - A Mercedes. 9 00:01:36,595 --> 00:01:40,432 What do we care? *SINGING* 10 00:02:40,784 --> 00:02:45,205 SPEAKS IN ENGLISH 11 00:02:45,414 --> 00:02:48,667 I do not understand. 12 00:02:48,876 --> 00:02:51,462 He is foreign. 13 00:03:02,306 --> 00:03:04,475 Can you give me the lighter? 14 00:03:04,683 --> 00:03:07,811 (they sing) Thank you very much! We are leaving! 15 00:03:16,570 --> 00:03:18,655 Arrivederla. 16 00:03:20,657 --> 00:03:24,078 - Hi, Liliana. - Hi, Luciano. 17 00:03:27,623 --> 00:03:30,376 Do we want to talk about the weather? 18 00:03:30,584 --> 00:03:35,923 - There is fog here in the Po Valley. - You got lost in that fog. 19 00:03:36,131 --> 00:03:42,388 I've been a coward. Marriage scares us forty. 20 00:03:45,099 --> 00:03:48,519 - I always think of you. - All the time? 21 00:03:48,727 --> 00:03:53,607 In short ... almost always. I have so many things to think about. 22 00:03:53,816 --> 00:03:59,738 And didn't you think that I was waiting for you outside? 23 00:03:59,947 --> 00:04:05,369 - Hi, Liliana. - Hello, Leonardo. - I did not see you. - Me neither. 24 00:04:05,577 --> 00:04:09,748 - Announcements? - None, don't worry. 25 00:04:09,957 --> 00:04:14,545 So, I think we ... we can go. 26 00:04:14,753 --> 00:04:19,425 - Do you want me to wait for you outside? - No, I'm going with you. Ciao. - Ciao. 27 00:04:19,633 --> 00:04:23,929 I hadn't even made a phone call to her again. 28 00:04:24,138 --> 00:04:28,934 - Right, that's how it goes. - Because? Don't I have to see her anymore? 29 00:04:29,143 --> 00:04:34,773 - She is dangerous, she is unsuitable for us. - Yes, she's dangerous. 30 00:04:34,898 --> 00:04:39,820 - When you fall in love you are worse than me. - You never fell in love! 31 00:04:44,366 --> 00:04:49,580 - We don't have to go to that restaurant anymore. - They are thieves! 32 00:04:49,788 --> 00:04:53,959 - They take advantage of us because we are regular customers. - I'm not going there anymore. 33 00:04:54,168 --> 00:04:57,921 Let my ear go! You also kept her at the table. 34 00:04:58,130 --> 00:05:04,303 - I had to eat with one hand! - Leave me alone! Look who is there. 35 00:05:04,511 --> 00:05:08,974 Walk, don't turn around. We look at the shop windows. 36 00:05:09,183 --> 00:05:15,439 - He looked like someone who ... - That's Roberto with his wife! 37 00:05:15,647 --> 00:05:18,650 - Let's go say hello. - Yes. - Let go of me! 38 00:05:20,861 --> 00:05:25,240 Roberto! How are you? What a pleasure! 39 00:05:25,449 --> 00:05:31,080 - You got married and disappeared! - And your wife? - Yes. 40 00:05:31,288 --> 00:05:35,793 What a treasure, what a love! Pleased to meet you, Luciano. 41 00:05:36,001 --> 00:05:38,253 Leonardo. 42 00:05:38,462 --> 00:05:42,257 My name is so to differentiate myself from him. 43 00:05:42,466 --> 00:05:47,763 - Nice Shot! - We met at a congress in Munich. 44 00:05:47,971 --> 00:05:53,060 - You are also a doctor. - Do you take her in the house or leave her in the garage? 45 00:05:53,268 --> 00:05:59,441 Have you found happiness in marriage? Answers. 46 00:05:59,608 --> 00:06:03,779 You had great luck! You're settled now. 47 00:06:03,904 --> 00:06:09,660 - You can't change anymore. - Now we have to go. Ciao! 48 00:06:09,868 --> 00:06:13,414 - I didn't want to be here forever. - Time flies! 49 00:06:13,622 --> 00:06:16,750 - I'm happy for him. - Me too. 50 00:06:16,959 --> 00:06:22,798 - When do you put your head right? - Really ... are you serious? 51 00:06:23,007 --> 00:06:30,639 Yeah. You should find a nice girl like that too. 52 00:06:33,225 --> 00:06:35,728 Marriage is an exaggeration. 53 00:06:35,936 --> 00:06:40,107 It is as if someone who is hungry bought a restaurant. 54 00:06:40,315 --> 00:06:44,611 So one eats, pays and then can change restaurant. 55 00:06:49,742 --> 00:06:51,827 Nice bikes, right? 56 00:06:53,037 --> 00:06:55,539 Did you see that stuff? 57 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:59,501 What a frame! What an option! Very dangerous. 58 00:06:59,710 --> 00:07:03,797 - What displacement will they have? - Twenty-two. 59 00:07:05,132 --> 00:07:08,052 Shall we run in? 60 00:07:08,177 --> 00:07:11,305 - "The Adbuction of the Sabine women"? - Exactly. 61 00:07:12,431 --> 00:07:16,393 - I'm Susy and she's Barbara. - I'm Luciano. 62 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:21,648 Lucky for friends. Like Lucky Luciano, the American skier. 63 00:07:21,857 --> 00:07:26,403 - What's your name? - Leonardo, like Leonardo da Vinci ... 64 00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:32,117 ...the famous Swiss singer. - You talk a lot of nonsense! - Yes. 65 00:07:33,702 --> 00:07:38,999 We also like to do stupid things. I want to get dumber and dumber. 66 00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:43,462 At school I promised well, I was dumber than him. 67 00:07:43,671 --> 00:07:48,175 Then you grow up and ... But staying behind him is difficult. 68 00:07:48,384 --> 00:07:52,054 Can't you feel two apricots behind your back? 69 00:07:54,139 --> 00:07:56,225 Two melons! 70 00:07:56,392 --> 00:08:00,187 THE ENGINE FALTERS 71 00:08:00,396 --> 00:08:03,732 - The gas is out. - Let's take a tram. 72 00:08:03,941 --> 00:08:06,068 Yes, let's take a tram. 73 00:08:06,276 --> 00:08:10,322 - Is the tram dangerous? - Very dangerous. 74 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:13,325 Can I drive a little? 75 00:08:13,534 --> 00:08:16,870 Come on, let me drive! I want to drive. 76 00:08:17,079 --> 00:08:20,207 - You can't drive. - Let me drive! 77 00:08:20,416 --> 00:08:22,918 Stop, you hurt me! 78 00:08:23,127 --> 00:08:27,297 - Have you ever driven a tram? - No. - So what do you want? 79 00:08:27,506 --> 00:08:31,343 - To try. - Sell tickets. - OK. 80 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:36,056 - Give some fines too. - I'll be very strict. 81 00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:39,643 Don't look anyone in the face. 82 00:08:42,271 --> 00:08:45,524 - What's up? - I feel like throwing up. 83 00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:49,778 Go over there, you dirty everything here. Go to the girls. 84 00:08:49,987 --> 00:08:52,823 - Hey, the ticket! - The ticket? 85 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:55,743 I have to puncture the ticket. 86 00:08:57,369 --> 00:09:00,497 - Are you a carabiniere? - Give me the ticket. 87 00:09:02,249 --> 00:09:05,127 I'll pierce it one more time. Excuse me! 88 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:08,964 - Ticket, please. - I don't know where I put it. 89 00:09:09,173 --> 00:09:11,300 I find it. 90 00:09:11,508 --> 00:09:14,928 It's not here... it's not here. 91 00:09:16,930 --> 00:09:21,727 There is a lot of stuff, but not the ticket. 92 00:09:21,935 --> 00:09:25,189 This is the "Monte dei Paschi di Venere". (A famous bank, but of Venus) 93 00:09:26,940 --> 00:09:32,154 Why did you fall so madly in love with me? 94 00:09:32,321 --> 00:09:35,282 Here are the pears! 95 00:09:35,407 --> 00:09:38,535 - What are you doing there? - I'm on autopilot. 96 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:42,873 Holy shit, don't mess up! 97 00:09:42,998 --> 00:09:46,126 - No talking to the driver. - Excuse me. 98 00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:49,755 - If a misfortune happens? - Don't say that! - Because? 99 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:52,383 She is listening. 100 00:09:55,260 --> 00:09:58,764 - What are you doing?! - Come back! 101 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:13,487 - Let's do it with the lights on. - No, they all see us! 102 00:10:22,579 --> 00:10:27,501 Baby, as a boy I had a car like that too! 103 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:30,838 - Wow! - What year is his ... 104 00:10:31,046 --> 00:10:34,925 - My uncle is from the early 1900s. - He is well kept. 105 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:38,053 How many kilometers has it covered? 106 00:10:38,262 --> 00:10:43,475 This car belonged to a lawyer who only used it to go to the office. 107 00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:46,812 He did a few kilometers, he had an office at home! 108 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:53,694 Everything is original: dashboard, radio, gearbox, clutch, brake ... 109 00:10:53,902 --> 00:10:55,988 ...thighs... 110 00:10:56,196 --> 00:11:01,410 Here and all very original, congratulations. 111 00:11:01,618 --> 00:11:04,997 Dangerous ... very dangerous. 112 00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:10,502 You call me as soon as the old man dies, by tonight. 113 00:11:39,656 --> 00:11:44,161 - Here is a heel mark. - It's a feminine heel. 114 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,789 It's a feminine heel! 115 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:50,125 Did you get the models up? 116 00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:54,797 - And he allowed this? - You allowed this? 117 00:11:55,005 --> 00:12:00,636 What could I do? The photographer brought them up here. 118 00:12:00,844 --> 00:12:03,972 They were beautiful! Beautiful dolls! 119 00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:08,143 Beautiful dolls! Look how they damaged the car. 120 00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:11,480 Beautiful dolls! Look how they damaged the car! 121 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:16,985 - I'm not giving it to advertisers anymore. - Good boy! - Never again. 122 00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:20,864 - Who is that? - I've never seen him. Who is he? 123 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:25,536 - What do you care about me? - Nothing, he wants to know who you are. 124 00:12:25,744 --> 00:12:30,457 How dare you ask someone like me who I am!? 125 00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:33,627 I know who I am! 126 00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:39,008 - Who is he? - Who cares who he is! 127 00:12:41,176 --> 00:12:43,804 Who cares who these two are! 128 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:52,563 - Is there something you need? - I am Commendatore Franzoni ... di Dovera. 129 00:12:52,771 --> 00:12:56,316 - Who knows where he was (di dovera = where he was)! Maybe he was ... - You didn't understand! 130 00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:59,862 - Dovera is a town in the Lodi area. - Aha OK! Understood. 131 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:03,824 - Every day I cycle 20 km. - Bravo. 132 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:08,620 Do you rent classic cars for special circumstances? 133 00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:13,000 - Depends how special. - I have a very special one. 134 00:13:13,208 --> 00:13:17,379 The prices are high, these are antiques. 135 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:23,010 I see it, but it regards my only daughter's wedding. 136 00:13:23,218 --> 00:13:28,432 She must marry a noble, so I wanted a nice car. 137 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:34,480 - This is not available. - But I don't want this one. I want that one! 138 00:13:42,946 --> 00:13:50,329 Listen, Franzoni. You are old, but you still have a child's heart. 139 00:13:50,537 --> 00:13:56,377 Life has given you much, a daughter, the commandery 140 00:13:56,585 --> 00:14:01,215 ...a nice bicycle. So don't ask too much of life. 141 00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:06,178 This car can drive on the Champs-Elysees in Paris ... 142 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:10,557 ... it can stroll along the seafront of Cannes, of Nice... 143 00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:14,186 ... it can also reach as far as Bordighera. (last Italian town before border with France) 144 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:19,525 - But in Dovera ... - No, huh? 145 00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:26,198 Just hearing the name Dovera, he's already pissed off. 146 00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:28,534 Let's get away. 147 00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:32,538 How do we do it for my daughter? 148 00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:36,917 There are other cars. I can give you this Mercedes ... 149 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:42,131 ...or this Balilla. They can come to Dovera. 150 00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:46,844 But she ... she doesn't. I know her, she's not the type. 151 00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:51,223 She would refuse to go and plus, I would never entrust it to him! 152 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:54,601 - ME?! - Leave him alone. 153 00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:58,981 - I pay any amount. - It's not the figure. - Come! 154 00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:04,987 - We talk about it in the office. - Yes. - Go, him and my partner. 155 00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:07,489 Please. 156 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:15,622 You can't do these things! The children of Juventus are born. 157 00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:19,585 - I'm going to the bank. - Good! 158 00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:25,758 - Come in, Bartali. The bike? - I keep it here. 159 00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:31,055 - What did my partner say? - You can't give me the car I want. 160 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:37,978 I understand. These cars get dusty in the provinces. 161 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:41,482 In the Lodi area the roads are asphalted. 162 00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:47,613 But will she have clean shoes? Is the bride pretty? 163 00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:52,326 - Is she worthy of the car? - I get it, I'm going! - Wait! 164 00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:57,122 We'll find a deal, but I have to convince my partner. 165 00:15:57,331 --> 00:16:00,542 Know that the price goes up. 166 00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:07,341 I have to get the ceiling raised. Do you want us to go upstairs? 167 00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:10,678 No, that's fine here. Any amount for my daughter. 168 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:17,351 Good boy! Cars get less dusty when they hear these things. 169 00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:23,816 Take it easy, relax. Nobody will take you to that county. 170 00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:26,318 You're too nice. 171 00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:29,029 You're elegant ... 172 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,740 You are beautiful. 173 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,125 She is happy ... she smiles! 174 00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:45,504 If you look at her like that, she no longer smiles. 175 00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:56,974 What are you going to do tonight? Pizza, cinema? Shall we invite two girls? 176 00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,685 No I am tired. 177 00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:03,022 Hot broth, some serial on TV, under the blankets ... 178 00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:07,401 - You're right and then Saturday's the party. - Which party? 179 00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:10,946 My birthday! You always forget it. 180 00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:18,037 - Isn't that next year? - I'm celebrating one again this year. Once every year! 181 00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:21,790 Saturday, I would like to have a nice party. What should we eat for the party? 182 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:26,587 - I would make truffles. - They cost nearly a million per kilo. 183 00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:32,051 Two kilos are enough. It's your party, let's make it big. 184 00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:37,014 - We can't look bad. - I understand, rice and zucchini. 185 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:40,559 - Second? - Two beautiful quails. 186 00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:46,607 - No! They don't know anything. - Wrapped in chicken are good. 187 00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:51,403 (they sing in Milanese dialect) O mamma mia ... 188 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:55,157 ...I am a southerner ... 189 00:17:55,366 --> 00:18:02,373 ...and I miss my country. 190 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:10,506 Hi sweetie. Go to my friend and behave yourself. Ciao. 191 00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:17,554 (from the walkie-talkie) Brown Bear! - Yes. 192 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:22,267 This is Tarzan. Mine is coming to you. 193 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:25,938 - What did you tell her? - "Say I'll send you." 194 00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:30,025 - Mine is coming to you too. - Did she want it? - I forced it. 195 00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,736 - Like? - Not bad. 196 00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:56,260 It hurts you to do too many sports together. 197 00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,971 Eat! 198 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,767 Then that grows up. 199 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:07,938 Don't rush, your hair gets in your eyes. 200 00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:35,132 4 and 8 make 12. Drink to my health, thank you! 201 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:41,930 - Whoever wins chooses the girl. I'd take her ... - No, let's do this. 202 00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:49,021 - Whoever wins takes both of them. - Okay, I'm missing 2 points. 203 00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:53,400 I'll make them with this shot. 204 00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:09,208 - I'm sorry. Good night. - Good night. 205 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:15,089 - Will you give me revenge? - I can't, there are two of them. 206 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:18,634 I'll finish at dawn. 207 00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:23,972 - Okay, I manage by myself. - Good night. 208 00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:39,405 - Excuse me, but I should go out with ... - This car does not come out. 209 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:45,744 Mr. Luciano took the advance, Leonardo! 210 00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:52,292 - Tell him to return the advance. - Tell Leonardo I'm not giving it back! 211 00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:57,798 We have 10 million to pay by the end of the month. 212 00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:01,135 Tell Luciano, that I am not sending this car on country roads. 213 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:07,016 Report to Leonardo that I learned from the Minister of Transport himself that the roads of the Lodi area are paved. 214 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:09,935 They are paved! 215 00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:15,357 Repeat exactly what he says or we'll have to do it once more. 216 00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:18,485 - I ... - Don't touch me. 217 00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:21,822 - I ... - Keep your hands off! - Don't do that. 218 00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:26,327 - Don't move your hands! - Do not shout! - Please. 219 00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:31,415 (softly) Tell me. - What? - Tell me! 220 00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:35,878 - You may speak. - I've understood. - He has understood. 221 00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:40,257 I am responsible for the maintenance and the technical part of the garage. 222 00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:44,345 - And 51% is mine. - The other 51% is mine. 223 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:48,724 - So we own 102% of this garage. - Exactly. 224 00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:53,103 - You don't know anything about administration. - I take care of the technical part ... 225 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:59,151 - And maintenance! - I veto the exit of that car. 226 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:04,156 Now I'll take a hammer and smash your 51% of the car! 227 00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:08,619 - Don't do that! - What share do you have in the company? 228 00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:11,664 - None. - Then you may remain. 229 00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:18,754 I can also do it as you say, but there is a small detail. 230 00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:23,050 - This car doesn't come out. - Did you have to use your hands? - Do not shout! 231 00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:34,311 Holy shit! 232 00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:52,955 - How come you're late? - That's my business. - Why is the driver not dressed as a chauffeur? 233 00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:59,003 I am not a chauffeur and only I drive this car. 234 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:02,965 That's why I'm here. Where is the bride? 235 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:05,259 Coming now. 236 00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:10,472 It's nice here! Too bad this pure air ruins the lungs. 237 00:23:10,681 --> 00:23:18,272 Beyond there are the stables, the horses ... I breed horses. 238 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:25,070 *BIRD CRIES* What are you doing? 239 00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:27,990 I am pro hunting! 240 00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:39,293 Here I am, I'm ready. 241 00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:16,372 - What are you doing? - Kissing the bride, it's custom. 242 00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:20,417 - Yes, but after the ceremony. - I prefer to do it before. 243 00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:32,846 Auntie says that Gilberto is not the right man for me... 244 00:24:33,055 --> 00:24:38,560 ...and that were Mom alive, she would say the exact same thing. 245 00:24:38,769 --> 00:24:43,899 - Understood. This is a bad day for her. Better not do this. - What are you talking about? 246 00:24:44,108 --> 00:24:46,193 ll matrimonio. 247 00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:51,532 - Aren't you laughing? - There's nothing to laugh about. 248 00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:56,286 - Too bad, I like to see her laugh. - He's never seen me laugh. 249 00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:57,746 Precisely! 250 00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:04,878 - Thanks. You're quite sure. - Sure of what? 251 00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:08,173 To want to get married. You deserve more. 252 00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:14,680 - You aren't acquainted with my fiancé. - I've seen you and you deserve better. 253 00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:19,601 Go faster and don't make useless speeches! 254 00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:26,859 Firstly, I make only essential and practical speeches. Secondly, this car does not go faster. 255 00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:33,615 It is antique and aristocratic, not a cart like the ones you use. 256 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:42,708 - Her fiancé never kissed her there in the northwest. - Where is it? 257 00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:48,797 Behind the ear, where that tuft of hair is. 258 00:25:50,841 --> 00:25:55,637 He never did it. I get it. What an idiot! 259 00:26:10,444 --> 00:26:14,615 - Thanks! - Meaning? - They applaud my car. 260 00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:18,202 They actually applaud my daughter. 261 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,878 - Who is he? - The man I'm about to marry. 262 00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:32,299 This is worth seeing. 263 00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:38,430 Where are you going? 264 00:26:50,484 --> 00:26:54,238 - What are you trying to do? - Calm down, let's talk first. 265 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:59,660 - Talk about what? - Listen to me ... in fact let's talk about you. 266 00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:05,499 Giovanna, think with your head. He's no good for you. 267 00:27:05,708 --> 00:27:11,088 - Because? - Because I don't like him, I guessed right. You deserve more. 268 00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:19,138 He's deranged! Where did you get him? 269 00:27:19,263 --> 00:27:21,765 He is the owner of a serious company. 270 00:27:21,932 --> 00:27:27,604 It's ruining my marriage! Stop this joke. 271 00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:34,570 It is not a joke, it is an instinctive gesture dictated by reason. 272 00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:38,866 I couldn't imagine! I call the carabinieri. 273 00:27:39,074 --> 00:27:42,828 - I'll handle that! - Shall I get the gun, love? 274 00:27:43,037 --> 00:27:45,831 Mom, let's keep calm. 275 00:27:47,416 --> 00:27:50,753 What do you want to do? That idiot ... 276 00:27:51,795 --> 00:27:54,465 - Here's the madman. - Oh god! 277 00:28:08,062 --> 00:28:10,773 Help! Stop! 278 00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:15,986 Stop! 279 00:28:38,342 --> 00:28:41,011 *PHONE RINGS* 280 00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:43,847 Hello? Oh hi Roberto! 281 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:50,270 Forty days? Leonardo or the car? 282 00:28:51,939 --> 00:28:54,566 Leonardo? 283 00:28:54,775 --> 00:28:58,278 Is it serious? I'll come right away! 284 00:28:59,780 --> 00:29:04,535 - He believed us, he comes immediately. - It's all his fault. 285 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:09,957 Stay calm, love! You're getting married again. 286 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:16,672 - Are they taking him to a pyramid? - You have to stay here at least 40 days. 287 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:20,092 It's not my fault. He hit me like a kamikaze! 288 00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:23,971 - Doctor, they want you in surgery. - Excuse me. 289 00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:29,518 Giovanna is fine, luckily nothing serious has happened. 290 00:29:33,355 --> 00:29:37,359 As for you, this does not finish here! 291 00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:44,825 - I concur. Why should it end here? - Precisely. 292 00:29:45,868 --> 00:29:47,953 Let's go. 293 00:30:19,693 --> 00:30:22,905 Those who don't kiss you in the northwest don't deserve you. 294 00:30:23,113 --> 00:30:29,662 I would have kissed you there even though I might not have married you. 295 00:30:29,870 --> 00:30:35,042 Or I would have married you and not kissed you. 296 00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:40,923 Anyway ... I'm here to apologize. 297 00:30:41,131 --> 00:30:45,302 Are you asleep? If you're not sleeping, I can't apologize. 298 00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:53,644 I mean ... I want to give you a gift to forgive me. 299 00:30:53,852 --> 00:31:00,943 It is a branded watch. It has dates, moons, the works. 300 00:31:01,151 --> 00:31:03,904 It also plays the Marseillaise. 301 00:31:09,702 --> 00:31:11,912 You are beautiful. 302 00:31:12,121 --> 00:31:15,332 Try to get well soon ... 303 00:31:15,541 --> 00:31:20,963 ...otherwise I get sick and you have to give me back the watch. 304 00:31:38,147 --> 00:31:43,277 Leonardo! Luciano has arrived! He's down at the porter's lodge. 305 00:31:43,485 --> 00:31:45,988 Go to the room on the left. 306 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:54,455 - No, to the left! - Here? - Yes. 307 00:31:56,332 --> 00:31:59,460 He seemed to be fine, then passed out. 308 00:31:59,668 --> 00:32:02,796 - We fear internal bleeding. - Does he speak? 309 00:32:03,005 --> 00:32:08,635 - Yes, but he doesn't understand anything. - It has always been like that. - Here. 310 00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:19,813 Please do not tire him. Five minutes only. 311 00:32:21,231 --> 00:32:23,525 The priest is also here. 312 00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:31,241 Do not upset him.. 313 00:32:33,911 --> 00:32:37,289 - Who is this? - I'm Luciano. 314 00:32:37,498 --> 00:32:40,626 - Don't you recognise me? - No. 315 00:32:43,545 --> 00:32:48,509 - Who are you? - Don't you recognise me? I'm Luciano. 316 00:32:50,844 --> 00:32:55,224 - Little. - I brought you something to read. 317 00:32:58,769 --> 00:33:01,230 Do you also have "Tex Viller"? 318 00:33:01,438 --> 00:33:05,317 Tex Willer comes out on Wednesday. 319 00:33:09,196 --> 00:33:12,616 - Tex Viller. - Tex Willer. 320 00:33:12,825 --> 00:33:17,955 - Comes out on Wednesday, today and Monday. - Tex ... 321 00:33:18,163 --> 00:33:20,457 Wednesday. 322 00:33:22,126 --> 00:33:26,422 Hey! When do you think they will take your glasses off? 323 00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:30,426 - Never. - Do not be silly. 324 00:33:30,634 --> 00:33:35,848 - I've not much longer left now. - Don't be stupid. Hey! 325 00:33:36,056 --> 00:33:38,684 Leonardo! Leonardo! 326 00:33:41,061 --> 00:33:45,065 No one has ever had a friend like you. 327 00:33:46,734 --> 00:33:51,322 - Forgive me for ... - For what? - For the fight in the garage. 328 00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:56,910 I have to apologize. I was truly an asshole. 329 00:34:00,289 --> 00:34:03,542 - What? - I have to apologize. 330 00:34:05,085 --> 00:34:10,507 You said a more beautiful word earlier. 331 00:34:10,716 --> 00:34:15,262 - That I'm an asshole. - I can not hear. 332 00:34:15,471 --> 00:34:19,308 - I'm an asshole! - Shout louder. 333 00:34:19,516 --> 00:34:23,937 - I'm an asshole! - Have you heard, guys? 334 00:34:24,146 --> 00:34:28,067 Yes, he said it loudly. We all heard! 335 00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:47,419 - What are we playing? - "That train to Yuma." 336 00:34:47,628 --> 00:34:51,340 - One. - Two. - One. - Two. - Three four. 337 00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:56,804 NO TONE 338 00:35:00,974 --> 00:35:04,103 (sings) That train to Yuma! 339 00:35:08,273 --> 00:35:11,402 Why did you buy a saxophone? 340 00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:15,155 It is the only instrument I can play. Three four! 341 00:35:15,364 --> 00:35:18,492 NO TONE 342 00:35:20,577 --> 00:35:23,706 (sings) That train to Yuma! 343 00:35:29,336 --> 00:35:31,839 That train to Yuma! 344 00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:43,934 Bravo, you did a good job. 345 00:35:44,143 --> 00:35:48,731 But just work at night, he wants overtime. 346 00:35:48,939 --> 00:35:54,778 - This car does not appear to have had an accident. - Thanks. 347 00:35:54,987 --> 00:36:00,200 Tonight there is Frank Sinatra at La Scala. I'm going to get tickets. 348 00:36:00,409 --> 00:36:04,163 - Are they still available? - Yes, just pay. 349 00:36:04,371 --> 00:36:07,708 - It's a charity night. - Exactly. 350 00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:12,713 We have to put on a tuxedo. It is a very dangerous evening. 351 00:36:12,921 --> 00:36:17,426 - Are you coming back? - No. See you at home at eight. 352 00:36:24,725 --> 00:36:27,478 - Do you have a tuxedo? - Yes! 353 00:36:28,854 --> 00:36:31,398 - What colour? - Yellow. 354 00:37:01,011 --> 00:37:05,182 I don't ask whether you're better, because it's obvious. 355 00:37:05,391 --> 00:37:08,936 - You've recovered well too. - Yes. 356 00:37:09,144 --> 00:37:13,732 - We worked day and night. - Especially at night. 357 00:37:30,833 --> 00:37:34,837 - Why did you come? - To tell you it's three o'clock. 358 00:37:35,045 --> 00:37:39,675 - Then? - It's five minutes past three. 359 00:37:39,883 --> 00:37:44,680 My watch! I lost it, but you can keep it. 360 00:37:44,888 --> 00:37:48,684 - If you want it back ... - No, keep it, I'm glad. 361 00:37:48,892 --> 00:37:54,565 A watch can always be useful, even if I don't need it. 362 00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:58,902 - Thanks. - Good. So, goodbye. 363 00:38:02,197 --> 00:38:07,411 I'm here because ... we have an old car in the barn. 364 00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:13,208 We want to sell it, it was my grandfather's. Are you interested? 365 00:38:15,753 --> 00:38:21,633 - What car is it? - Really, the only thing I know ... 366 00:38:21,842 --> 00:38:28,515 ...and that there are two "R's" like this. I don't know anything else, you should see it. 367 00:39:32,913 --> 00:39:34,999 Crazy stuff! 368 00:39:39,461 --> 00:39:44,174 You think of the animals and let rot a car like this. 369 00:39:44,383 --> 00:39:48,637 - The animals are alive, they have feelings. - Even the Rolls. 370 00:39:48,846 --> 00:39:54,601 Do you think this is the life? Clean air, countryside, trees ... 371 00:39:54,810 --> 00:39:59,189 Real life is in the city. The movement, the crowd ... 372 00:39:59,398 --> 00:40:03,610 ... the smell of hot asphalt in summer, the fog, the smoke ... 373 00:40:03,819 --> 00:40:08,157 ...the crash of cars, a siren sounding in the distance. 374 00:40:08,365 --> 00:40:11,702 This is life! This is poetry. 375 00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:16,081 - Stop kissing that horse. - It's like I'm kissing you. 376 00:40:16,290 --> 00:40:21,128 Looks like you. He is skittish, grumpy, indomitable. 377 00:40:21,337 --> 00:40:27,176 Just like you. But, despite all that, very tender. 378 00:40:29,845 --> 00:40:33,432 For once you might as well be wrong ... 379 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:38,020 ...and instead of kissing the horse ... - Hello, Giovanna. 380 00:40:40,731 --> 00:40:45,277 - I came to saddle the horse. - It's called Dallas. 381 00:40:45,486 --> 00:40:49,865 I called it that. My name is Roy. 382 00:40:50,074 --> 00:40:53,577 - How are you, old sport? - Are you from Texas? 383 00:40:53,786 --> 00:40:56,163 No, from Gallarate. 384 00:40:56,372 --> 00:40:58,457 Excuse me. 385 00:41:02,753 --> 00:41:05,464 He looks like he's from a show. 386 00:41:15,099 --> 00:41:20,104 For Rolls it's best to talk to my partner, he's more experienced. 387 00:41:20,312 --> 00:41:26,360 My wife was fond of that car, it belonged to her father. 388 00:41:26,568 --> 00:41:33,242 I was born a farmer. Instead my Evelina was the daughter of gentlefolk ... 389 00:41:33,450 --> 00:41:38,038 ... a princess. She died giving birth to Giovanna. 390 00:41:38,247 --> 00:41:43,335 - When? - When Giovanna was born! - It is true. 391 00:41:43,544 --> 00:41:51,385 When I bought this land, there was only one vineyard that had gone bad. 392 00:41:51,593 --> 00:41:55,305 I immediately understood that it was not vineyard land. 393 00:42:02,021 --> 00:42:05,149 This is lawn earth. Taste it. 394 00:42:14,533 --> 00:42:19,038 - Good! Is this all your stuff here? - Yes. 395 00:42:19,246 --> 00:42:26,003 - The estate is great. - You own all this stuff! 396 00:42:29,757 --> 00:42:33,302 - Are you staying for dinner with us? - I have a commitment tonight. 397 00:42:33,510 --> 00:42:36,847 - Too bad, there's clay chicken. - What is that? 398 00:42:37,056 --> 00:42:43,312 They are chickens cooked in clay. My sister does them great! 399 00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:47,483 - First the earth, then the clay. - You have strange tastes. 400 00:42:47,691 --> 00:42:52,154 I have a dinner with friends, I just can't. 401 00:42:52,363 --> 00:42:55,616 - Not even if I insist? - Why should you? 402 00:42:55,824 --> 00:43:01,246 - I'm taking the horse away. - I like to insist and lead the game. 403 00:43:01,455 --> 00:43:04,792 - I'll make the decisions. - You've got it all wrong with me. 404 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:08,587 Maybe you are doing everything wrong. 405 00:43:11,882 --> 00:43:16,428 - Rest, but just to taste the clay. - Ok. 406 00:43:16,637 --> 00:43:21,392 Aunt Rosina! Another chicken! 407 00:43:27,356 --> 00:43:28,399 *SHOOTS* 408 00:43:30,401 --> 00:43:35,656 She used to chase them, now she's old and can't take it anymore. 409 00:43:35,864 --> 00:43:37,449 - And shoot. - Yes. 410 00:43:37,658 --> 00:43:43,163 - Honey, get dressed! - Ugh! With you always things in a hurry. 411 00:43:43,372 --> 00:43:47,042 Leonardo is coming soon, let's go to the theater. 412 00:43:47,251 --> 00:43:51,714 - You promised to bring me. - Leonardo would have been offended. 413 00:43:51,922 --> 00:43:55,050 PHONE RING 414 00:44:00,681 --> 00:44:04,143 - Hello? - Luciano, it's me, Leonardo. 415 00:44:04,351 --> 00:44:07,312 You're late, I'm waiting for you. 416 00:44:07,521 --> 00:44:10,649 I called you for that. 417 00:44:11,900 --> 00:44:17,031 An inconvenience has happened. I'm stuck and ... 418 00:44:18,198 --> 00:44:20,409 I can't ... I can't come. 419 00:44:20,617 --> 00:44:25,289 Just tonight? There is the Sinatra concert. 420 00:44:25,497 --> 00:44:30,085 - Won't you go alone? - No ... but what happened? 421 00:44:30,294 --> 00:44:32,379 Well... 422 00:44:33,630 --> 00:44:37,843 It's a business dinner, a business dinner. 423 00:44:38,635 --> 00:44:41,597 Yes, business! A big deal. 424 00:44:41,805 --> 00:44:49,271 - Since when have you been in business? - Sooner or later I have to start. 425 00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:55,611 Now it seems like the right time, otherwise when do I start? 426 00:44:55,819 --> 00:45:00,032 Just tonight? I've already put on a tuxedo. 427 00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:03,661 You're right, but ... 428 00:45:03,869 --> 00:45:08,040 Did you understand? It's true, I didn't say anything. 429 00:45:08,248 --> 00:45:11,335 You go ahead, then I'll join you. 430 00:45:11,543 --> 00:45:17,049 Close the deal and then come and get me. I am waiting for you. 431 00:45:17,257 --> 00:45:19,343 Yes, bye. 432 00:45:25,349 --> 00:45:29,937 - You managed to dump your little friend. - What little friend? 433 00:45:30,145 --> 00:45:34,108 - Was she your wife? - Wife? No, it was ... 434 00:45:34,316 --> 00:45:37,653 He's a friend of mine. 435 00:45:37,861 --> 00:45:43,075 - Do you lie to a friend like that? - How do you lie? 436 00:45:47,454 --> 00:45:52,459 The clay was good, but even the earth today ... do you have some? 437 00:45:52,626 --> 00:45:58,507 - No. - Too bad. - Why doesn't he sit at the table? 438 00:45:58,716 --> 00:46:03,637 Roy is a vegetarian, he likes to eat beans by the fire. 439 00:46:03,846 --> 00:46:05,723 Friendly! 440 00:46:08,934 --> 00:46:10,686 Silly, but nice. 441 00:46:12,396 --> 00:46:15,566 -"Hello, boy!" -"Hi, gringo." 442 00:46:15,774 --> 00:46:20,654 I've seen Cheyenne around. I'm on the warpath. 443 00:46:20,863 --> 00:46:28,329 - We'll keep a good watch tonight. - You take the first shift. 444 00:46:28,537 --> 00:46:31,665 Then do the second as well. 445 00:46:32,499 --> 00:46:36,378 Nice, but stupid. 446 00:46:36,628 --> 00:46:41,884 He did not say that he is not coming, only that he is late. 447 00:46:42,092 --> 00:46:44,386 And and! 448 00:46:44,595 --> 00:46:50,851 - I don't think he's coming. - He's closing a big deal. 449 00:46:51,060 --> 00:46:56,273 While you and I were having fun, he was working for me too. 450 00:46:56,482 --> 00:46:59,652 - If you change your mind, call me. - Yes, bye. 451 00:47:02,112 --> 00:47:04,406 I don't change my mind, I wait. 452 00:47:05,866 --> 00:47:09,411 Why didn't you get married? 453 00:47:09,620 --> 00:47:12,956 You know ... I have certain ideas. 454 00:47:13,165 --> 00:47:17,461 - Many have them. - It's true, but mine are different. 455 00:47:19,004 --> 00:47:22,758 They look alike, but they are not the same. 456 00:47:22,966 --> 00:47:27,137 When you get married, you never know who you put in the house. 457 00:47:27,346 --> 00:47:31,517 - To get married, I'd have to ... - What? - Who? - What did you say? 458 00:47:31,725 --> 00:47:35,688 I should ... first of all ... 459 00:47:35,896 --> 00:47:39,149 ... the priest is needed and then ... 460 00:47:41,485 --> 00:47:45,698 - Then? - I should lose my mind. 461 00:47:45,906 --> 00:47:50,077 Have you never lost your mind so far? 462 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,085 May. 463 00:48:10,097 --> 00:48:14,476 Then you are one who never loses his head. 464 00:48:14,685 --> 00:48:17,187 Are you really sure? 465 00:48:23,444 --> 00:48:26,572 Now I don't understand anything anymore. 466 00:48:28,449 --> 00:48:31,618 - Then I'll explain it to you. - Giovanna. 467 00:48:33,954 --> 00:48:37,082 We go to sleep and you? 468 00:48:37,291 --> 00:48:39,376 Hello, Leonardo. 469 00:48:40,961 --> 00:48:44,506 - Hi, Giovanna. - Don't you have anything else to say to me? 470 00:48:46,383 --> 00:48:48,469 No. 471 00:48:50,304 --> 00:48:53,015 - OK Ciao. - Ciao. 472 00:49:00,731 --> 00:49:02,816 No. 473 00:49:05,069 --> 00:49:09,323 No. I know how these things end. 474 00:49:11,617 --> 00:49:13,702 Nerd. 475 00:49:18,457 --> 00:49:20,626 Heck! 476 00:50:15,305 --> 00:50:17,599 Who cares! 477 00:50:27,318 --> 00:50:29,403 Who cares! 478 00:50:35,659 --> 00:50:38,454 - Hey ... - Who cares! 479 00:50:41,498 --> 00:50:44,835 Hello. I was dreaming. 480 00:50:47,546 --> 00:50:52,926 I was dreaming of being at the North Pole, in the middle of the ice. 481 00:50:53,135 --> 00:50:58,849 Then there was a white bear who was selling ties. 482 00:50:59,058 --> 00:51:06,315 He took me by the hand and said: "Let's go get the tram". 483 00:51:06,523 --> 00:51:13,614 While he was accompanying me, I realized that I was next to Reagan. 484 00:51:13,822 --> 00:51:17,576 He told me: " No trams ". 485 00:51:17,785 --> 00:51:21,538 " Go home, I'll pick you up at 8.30pm. " 486 00:51:21,747 --> 00:51:25,417 " Let's go see a documentary about caviar. " 487 00:51:25,626 --> 00:51:29,046 Instead he didn't come. What a fool! 488 00:51:32,591 --> 00:51:36,887 - You look a little like Reagan. - Everyone tells me. 489 00:51:37,096 --> 00:51:42,559 From here to here you are the same! 490 00:51:46,355 --> 00:51:50,901 While dreaming, I fell asleep. Have you been here long? 491 00:51:51,110 --> 00:51:55,489 Yes, but you were asleep and I didn't want to wake you up. 492 00:51:55,698 --> 00:51:58,492 Very nice! 493 00:51:59,076 --> 00:52:01,370 today ... 494 00:52:02,621 --> 00:52:07,835 Today I ... Today ... 495 00:52:08,002 --> 00:52:11,380 - Did the business dinner go well? - Very good. 496 00:52:11,588 --> 00:52:16,385 - I met a great car. - What? - A Rolls. 497 00:52:16,593 --> 00:52:19,972 Beautiful, tall, enough to lose your head. 498 00:52:20,180 --> 00:52:24,018 - Blonde? - A Rolls can't be blonde. - Right. 499 00:52:24,226 --> 00:52:29,857 - Even if something blond ... - Did it also have two headlights? 500 00:52:30,065 --> 00:52:33,360 - Yes, they lit up. - And a trunk behind ... 501 00:52:33,569 --> 00:52:38,073 - Exactly and two beautiful eyes. - We always talk about the Rolls. 502 00:52:38,282 --> 00:52:40,701 - Of course. - I'd got it right. 503 00:52:46,623 --> 00:52:51,628 - Chin chin. - Chin chin. - A bitter toast? - Alla Rolls. 504 00:52:51,837 --> 00:52:55,215 - And honestly. - Exactly. - Asshole. 505 00:53:00,804 --> 00:53:05,809 Don't worry, we'll pay by the end of the month. 506 00:53:06,018 --> 00:53:08,520 Agreed. 507 00:53:08,729 --> 00:53:11,857 - I'm going to buy the cards. - Plasticized. 508 00:53:12,066 --> 00:53:15,611 I'll dictate this letter then I'll wait for you outside. 509 00:53:15,819 --> 00:53:20,616 "Dearest Agnelli, given your haunting request..." 510 00:53:45,391 --> 00:53:49,520 - Hop in? - Just a moment, they're waiting for me. 511 00:53:55,818 --> 00:54:02,574 - I bet you were passing through here by accident. - No, I was looking for you. What have you got there? 512 00:54:02,783 --> 00:54:07,788 They are poker cards, I have a game with friends. And you? 513 00:54:07,997 --> 00:54:11,917 - I don't play poker. - It's a good game. 514 00:54:13,377 --> 00:54:17,548 I imagine. I'm really hungry. 515 00:54:20,259 --> 00:54:27,057 - I realize. - So, are you going to play poker or have dinner with me? 516 00:54:30,269 --> 00:54:33,647 I'll play poker ... with you. 517 00:54:55,336 --> 00:54:58,464 (SINGING IN ENGLISH) 518 00:55:02,593 --> 00:55:07,598 - You have two pair and I have three of a kind. - So you win? 519 00:55:07,806 --> 00:55:13,729 - I always win it. - Just cards or also ... 520 00:55:13,937 --> 00:55:15,856 Also. 521 00:55:18,192 --> 00:55:23,656 - It's nice here, very romantic. - Yes, it's nice here. 522 00:55:23,864 --> 00:55:29,495 I am a friend of the owner and he will treat us almost like a friend. 523 00:55:29,703 --> 00:55:34,708 - Maybe you preferred to play cards with friends. - No. 524 00:55:34,917 --> 00:55:39,129 - And then friends in the long run ... Thanks. - You're welcome, sir. 525 00:55:47,137 --> 00:55:49,932 Bring us the wine list. 526 00:55:50,140 --> 00:55:53,477 Let's remove these first, we're not in a gambling den here. 527 00:55:53,686 --> 00:55:58,482 - He was teaching me about poker. - It all starts with poker ... 528 00:55:58,691 --> 00:56:06,198 ...and then it comes to cocaine. Then we strip naked, Polaroids ... 529 00:56:06,407 --> 00:56:11,412 Don't mind him, here the waiterss joke with the customers. 530 00:56:11,537 --> 00:56:14,039 He is particularly stupid. 531 00:56:14,248 --> 00:56:18,919 - Every customer has the waiter he deserves. - What's good? 532 00:56:19,128 --> 00:56:23,340 - Everything. - Can you recommend us some specialties? 533 00:56:23,549 --> 00:56:27,761 - There is only one specialty. - Which? - The bill. 534 00:56:27,970 --> 00:56:33,851 Bring two plates. One very peppery and the other very salty. 535 00:56:34,059 --> 00:56:38,689 - I have a partner, we split everything in half. - Everything? 536 00:56:43,110 --> 00:56:47,072 - Almost everything. - Then I have to add the tax. 537 00:56:47,281 --> 00:56:49,700 - No tax. - With tax. 538 00:56:53,746 --> 00:56:58,334 - He's nice, right? - No, and pretty stupid. 539 00:56:58,542 --> 00:57:02,379 He's not stupid, you have to go along with it. Then it collapses. 540 00:57:02,588 --> 00:57:05,049 For real? 541 00:57:10,846 --> 00:57:15,559 - An urgent call for you! - Who is it? - A young lady. 542 00:57:15,768 --> 00:57:20,064 - A Leonessa. - Talk for us. 543 00:57:21,899 --> 00:57:27,154 Mr. Leonardo has gone out. Yes I know him. 544 00:57:27,363 --> 00:57:32,451 He has the hands of a mechanic. Yes, I will tell him. Good evening. 545 00:57:32,660 --> 00:57:35,037 What did he say? 546 00:57:35,245 --> 00:57:41,835 He works in the usual street tonight. Wait for him, but bring the money. 547 00:57:47,049 --> 00:57:50,594 - The customer is always right. - It looked real! 548 00:57:50,803 --> 00:57:55,474 You think I'll go to that one tonight and bring her the money! 549 00:57:55,683 --> 00:57:59,687 Truffle salad with gruyere and celery scent? 550 00:57:59,895 --> 00:58:04,650 - Yes please. - I ate it, but maybe I left some. 551 00:58:04,858 --> 00:58:08,988 - If you have some left, can you bring it to us? - No! 552 00:58:09,196 --> 00:58:14,451 Leonardo, you invited me to dinner. I can order? 553 00:58:14,660 --> 00:58:17,079 Sorry, you are right. 554 00:58:18,330 --> 00:58:23,502 Now stop. Bring me two shrimp cocktails. 555 00:58:23,711 --> 00:58:25,796 OK sir. 556 00:58:30,300 --> 00:58:35,305 - I think it will calm down now. - Stop playing. 557 00:58:35,514 --> 00:58:40,936 It is useless for you to hide, I know that you are romantic. 558 00:58:41,145 --> 00:58:45,941 I didn't know, but now that you tell me, maybe yes. 559 00:58:46,150 --> 00:58:50,863 - Some things are discovered late, too late. - Too late? 560 00:59:00,956 --> 00:59:04,084 There was another call. 561 00:59:08,047 --> 00:59:11,633 - Who called? - The two twins. 562 00:59:16,388 --> 00:59:18,891 What did they say? 563 00:59:19,099 --> 00:59:21,644 I don't know if that's the case ... 564 00:59:23,687 --> 00:59:30,235 - Tell me. - They remind her that she forgot from them last night ... 565 00:59:30,444 --> 00:59:36,075 ...the whip, the leather underpants with lights and chains. 566 00:59:53,717 --> 00:59:57,680 - What is this stuff? - The shrimp cocktail. 567 00:59:57,888 --> 01:00:01,100 - Why is he so immature? - They are green. 568 01:00:02,685 --> 01:00:04,770 How disgusting! 569 01:00:08,357 --> 01:00:11,485 Shall we go to a sadder restaurant? 570 01:00:11,610 --> 01:00:16,323 They know one where there is a waiter whose mother died. 571 01:00:17,783 --> 01:00:21,745 - No, forget it. By now ... - What? 572 01:00:23,539 --> 01:00:26,667 Nothing. PHONE RING 573 01:00:29,378 --> 01:00:31,463 Give it to me. 574 01:00:35,968 --> 01:00:41,682 What are you doing with that bitch? Your Mortacci! 575 01:00:41,890 --> 01:00:46,270 - I'm waiting for you! I made coda alla vaccinara. - And for you. 576 01:00:46,478 --> 01:00:50,774 If you don't come back, I'll eat it! 577 01:00:50,983 --> 01:00:55,863 Leave that whore daughter and go home! 578 01:00:56,071 --> 01:00:58,157 If you don't come, I'll jump into the river! 579 01:00:58,365 --> 01:01:04,872 "Er barcarolo goes against the tide and when he sings the echo is heard." 580 01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:14,214 Come home now! Get rid of that whore, that jerk! 581 01:01:33,317 --> 01:01:35,402 You have exaggerated. 582 01:01:42,993 --> 01:01:45,079 You have exaggerated. 583 01:01:52,586 --> 01:01:55,214 - You have exaggerated. - Don't overdo it! 584 01:01:55,422 --> 01:02:01,553 It is not possible! One is eating with a girl... 585 01:02:01,762 --> 01:02:04,890 ...and suddenly a waiter arrives... 586 01:02:05,099 --> 01:02:08,227 ...when in reality he is a moron! 587 01:02:08,435 --> 01:02:13,440 He plays jokes, takes out his saber, talks about the Lioness... 588 01:02:13,649 --> 01:02:19,989 What do you think she will think of me? Tell me! I know. 589 01:02:20,197 --> 01:02:23,325 Can I share your pain with you? 590 01:02:23,534 --> 01:02:27,830 No, there is nothing to be done. I'm sad. 591 01:02:28,038 --> 01:02:32,209 If one tells a friend that he is going to get cards... 592 01:02:32,418 --> 01:02:38,882 ...and instead he goes to dinner with a girl without saying anything to his friend... 593 01:02:39,091 --> 01:02:43,262 Why didn't you invite me too? 594 01:02:43,470 --> 01:02:49,184 What's wrong with me? I spit while I speak, I stink, do I have scarlet fever? 595 01:02:49,393 --> 01:02:53,063 Don't look like a fool! 596 01:02:53,272 --> 01:02:58,902 I got scared when you took out the phone like that. 597 01:02:59,111 --> 01:03:03,490 - He was exhausted, idiot! - You knew it was drained. 598 01:03:03,699 --> 01:03:09,538 - I didn't know. - Hands down! - Do not shout! 599 01:03:12,041 --> 01:03:18,297 I get it. That and the custom-built you saw the other night. 600 01:03:20,382 --> 01:03:23,510 Yes, and a new car. 601 01:03:24,970 --> 01:03:29,558 Are you sure it hasn't already been registered? 602 01:03:29,767 --> 01:03:34,146 - Sure. - In my opinion it was registered ... 603 01:03:34,355 --> 01:03:39,360 ...has done all the servicing, we are close to overhaul ... 604 01:03:39,568 --> 01:03:43,530 ...and the electrical system is to be redone. 605 01:03:43,739 --> 01:03:48,118 - Would you like me to understand ... - That it has done several kilometers. 606 01:03:48,327 --> 01:03:53,540 His tires are worn and it's easy to come off the road. 607 01:03:57,294 --> 01:04:00,422 Where can I find another one who smiles like that? 608 01:04:00,631 --> 01:04:06,679 - How are you smiling? - In one way ... and gorgeous when she smiles. 609 01:04:06,887 --> 01:04:10,015 She has this way ... 610 01:04:13,769 --> 01:04:19,400 - We find so many! - It's also the way she walks ... 611 01:04:19,608 --> 01:04:26,073 ... the trend ... when she walks, she has a fantastic bearing. 612 01:04:26,281 --> 01:04:30,536 When she walks ... let's see if I remember. 613 01:04:30,744 --> 01:04:33,872 It's difficult. She sways like that. 614 01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:41,922 - Walks like this! - Finding one that walks like this is difficult. 615 01:04:43,799 --> 01:04:47,469 She has gone. Very dangerous. 616 01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:59,023 - Here in the countryside there is a smell! - It's the scent of the countryside. 617 01:04:59,231 --> 01:05:03,610 There is a smell of ... compost. 618 01:05:03,819 --> 01:05:07,364 It is the scent of manure. 619 01:05:07,573 --> 01:05:10,993 In fact, the fertilizer is made with cologne ... 620 01:05:11,201 --> 01:05:16,957 ... rose petals and a sprinkle of jasmine. 621 01:05:17,166 --> 01:05:20,294 You have to be careful not to take that ... 622 01:05:20,502 --> 01:05:23,630 That aftershave scent. 623 01:05:26,759 --> 01:05:30,137 - Here they are just ignorant. - Because? 624 01:05:30,346 --> 01:05:33,515 - They put pears in the trees. - Then? 625 01:05:33,724 --> 01:05:40,439 - I've always seen them on tapes. - They are born in cassettes. 626 01:05:40,648 --> 01:05:45,653 - When they are ripe, they put them on trees. - The gardener? 627 01:05:45,861 --> 01:05:51,283 - She's fine, thanks. - The campaign pisses me off! 628 01:05:52,743 --> 01:05:56,705 - I would never live there. You? - I do not know. 629 01:05:56,914 --> 01:06:02,294 - I'm glad you agree. - I said 'I don't know'. 630 01:06:02,503 --> 01:06:07,007 - It means ... - If I don't know, I don't know! 631 01:06:07,216 --> 01:06:12,221 The countryside makes you relax, it calms you. 632 01:06:12,429 --> 01:06:15,557 Don't fall asleep while driving. 633 01:06:36,620 --> 01:06:39,957 - My head is spinning. - Because? 634 01:06:41,208 --> 01:06:47,464 - Maybe it's the air, I don't feel well. - You're not used to oxygen. 635 01:06:56,056 --> 01:07:00,811 - Shall we talk about this? - No, it speaks for itself. 636 01:07:01,020 --> 01:07:03,522 We are in the countryside ... 637 01:07:07,484 --> 01:07:09,987 It looks like the Maremma. 638 01:07:10,821 --> 01:07:13,324 - Maremma pig! - Here's Giovanna. 639 01:07:19,580 --> 01:07:24,376 - I remembered her lower. - Hello! - Good morning. 640 01:07:24,585 --> 01:07:28,297 - This is Luciano. - We've met before. 641 01:07:28,505 --> 01:07:32,718 - He made that joke ... Apologize. - Excuse me. 642 01:07:32,926 --> 01:07:36,263 - Not me, you idiot. - Excuse me, I was joking. 643 01:07:36,472 --> 01:07:43,354 - Let it go. - He told me she has no sense of humor. 644 01:07:43,562 --> 01:07:47,566 - I did not say this. - You said she's not funny. 645 01:07:47,775 --> 01:07:52,321 - I didn't use those words. - More or less... 646 01:07:52,529 --> 01:07:55,658 You don't remember the exact words. 647 01:07:58,702 --> 01:08:04,083 It doesn't matter, let's forget about it. I take the horse to the stable. 648 01:08:04,333 --> 01:08:09,546 - Later! - Don't you remember? - No. - Let's go. 649 01:08:18,597 --> 01:08:21,475 Hello, pale faces. 650 01:08:27,356 --> 01:08:30,192 Who is that idiot? 651 01:08:30,401 --> 01:08:33,779 He's a nice guy ... and a fool. 652 01:08:35,072 --> 01:08:38,200 They are all like that in the countryside. 653 01:08:39,660 --> 01:08:44,456 - But they are nice. - But ... - Maybe! 654 01:08:44,665 --> 01:08:47,793 Wish they were nice! 655 01:08:48,836 --> 01:08:52,464 Try to be nice to Giovanna. 656 01:08:55,092 --> 01:09:00,723 - Should I kiss her feet? - No, on the contrary ... - What? 657 01:09:01,849 --> 01:09:07,646 On the contrary. The sentence ends there, there is no need to go on. 658 01:09:07,855 --> 01:09:10,149 Do not worry. 659 01:09:10,941 --> 01:09:15,612 - For me Giovanna and like your sister. - I'm glad to hear it! 660 01:09:19,074 --> 01:09:23,454 The interior is to be redone, under it is running and the engine ... 661 01:09:24,913 --> 01:09:31,086 What a smell! Need to redo the bushings, the gooseneck ... 662 01:09:31,295 --> 01:09:35,758 - I don't know about these things. - Didn't you talk to Leonardo? 663 01:09:35,966 --> 01:09:41,805 - Have you agreed on the price? - We have reached an agreement ... 664 01:09:42,014 --> 01:09:47,978 ...but in another sense. - Is your boyfriend happy? 665 01:09:49,313 --> 01:09:54,943 I really don't think I still want to marry him. 666 01:09:55,152 --> 01:09:57,738 Indeed, I would say no. 667 01:09:57,946 --> 01:10:00,324 But with Leonardo ... 668 01:10:00,532 --> 01:10:07,331 Yes, I like him very much. I tell you because he is your best friend. 669 01:10:07,539 --> 01:10:10,793 Indeed, let's talk about you. 670 01:10:11,001 --> 01:10:16,215 Maybe not right away, when you make me an uncle. 671 01:10:18,592 --> 01:10:26,850 The car is beautiful, but these cars were not intended for farmers. 672 01:10:27,059 --> 01:10:31,230 I understand why Leonardo took the bait. With such a lure! 673 01:10:31,438 --> 01:10:35,609 - What do you mean? - Leonardo... for a car like this ... 674 01:10:35,818 --> 01:10:40,698 ...would marry her, her aunt, her grandmother, a horse, the hen! 675 01:10:43,951 --> 01:10:48,122 We are crazy about cars and he is worse than me. 676 01:10:48,330 --> 01:10:52,918 To have a car that interests him he would do anything. 677 01:10:53,127 --> 01:10:57,089 It's strange, it seems sincere to me. 678 01:10:57,297 --> 01:11:01,677 Yes, he is sincere, nice, very intelligent. 679 01:11:01,885 --> 01:11:06,056 - He misses the word. I love him. - Me too. 680 01:11:07,850 --> 01:11:12,021 With the excuse of falling in love, he buys cars. 681 01:11:12,229 --> 01:11:15,774 - He made good business. - What? 682 01:11:15,983 --> 01:11:22,114 Once he was about to have a child because of a Bugatti. 683 01:11:22,323 --> 01:11:24,199 It is not possible. 684 01:11:24,366 --> 01:11:29,580 She was a beautiful lady, she had a Ferrari and she promised it to me. 685 01:11:29,788 --> 01:11:36,045 Then she changed her mind, but I convinced her. It was easy. 686 01:11:36,253 --> 01:11:38,547 It is not possible. 687 01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:43,802 Don't get angry. Do you want us to call you? 688 01:11:44,011 --> 01:11:49,224 - He asked me. - Now I don't want to anymore. 689 01:11:49,433 --> 01:11:54,229 If she had had a baby, we wouldn't have been here today. 690 01:11:54,438 --> 01:12:00,903 - Let's change the subject, all right? - Leonardo is in love with her. 691 01:12:01,111 --> 01:12:05,282 But that's the way he is, he goes from one car to another. 692 01:12:05,491 --> 01:12:08,619 She and the car of the moment. 693 01:12:09,453 --> 01:12:12,164 Would I be a car? 694 01:12:28,222 --> 01:12:30,599 Yeah. Okay. 695 01:12:31,767 --> 01:12:34,061 All right, goodbye. 696 01:12:50,744 --> 01:12:56,166 - Well? - She doesn't want to talk to anyone, not even me. 697 01:12:56,375 --> 01:13:00,546 Women are strange, especially the peasant women. 698 01:13:00,754 --> 01:13:05,134 They lick salad, strangle chickens ... it's another world. 699 01:13:05,342 --> 01:13:09,763 - What do you have to do with it? - Did you tell her something? 700 01:13:11,765 --> 01:13:16,603 How can you think, even for a moment ... 701 01:13:16,812 --> 01:13:19,940 ... a thing that is so terrible? 702 01:13:20,149 --> 01:13:24,528 Perhaps I exaggerated in the evaluation of the car. 703 01:13:24,737 --> 01:13:29,950 - How much did you bid? - Well ... a little bit of a thousand lire. 704 01:13:30,159 --> 01:13:33,579 - How much? - A certain number of a thousand lire. 705 01:13:35,164 --> 01:13:37,458 It seems little to me. 706 01:13:37,666 --> 01:13:42,880 "If the farmer doesn't want to keep the car, kick him in the ass." 707 01:13:43,088 --> 01:13:50,596 - It's always cheap. - Do you want me to honestly tell you what I think? 708 01:13:50,804 --> 01:13:54,892 I already know what you think. You want me to drive, right? 709 01:13:57,603 --> 01:14:01,357 Yes. Come on, this time you drive. 710 01:14:33,973 --> 01:14:38,143 Phones are terrible. The more you call, the more no one answers. 711 01:14:38,352 --> 01:14:43,565 I didn't call anyone. I did this with my finger ... 712 01:14:43,774 --> 01:14:47,945 You had the expression of someone calling and no one answers. 713 01:14:48,153 --> 01:14:52,324 Those who don't answer have that expression ... 714 01:14:52,533 --> 01:14:55,411 .. which then is the same as yours. 715 01:15:14,179 --> 01:15:17,308 Didn't you hear me open the door? 716 01:15:18,392 --> 01:15:22,271 You could have helped me! I'm loaded like a mule. 717 01:15:24,148 --> 01:15:27,276 I don't go to the supermarket anymore. 718 01:15:27,484 --> 01:15:32,573 They push you to one side, they pull you to the other. 719 01:15:32,781 --> 01:15:37,786 On the street they tried to snatch my watch. 720 01:15:37,995 --> 01:15:41,248 What a mess! What have you done? 721 01:15:42,583 --> 01:15:46,545 Honey, I'm making the pasta tonight. 722 01:15:46,754 --> 01:15:50,174 You are messy, this house is not a hotel! 723 01:15:50,382 --> 01:15:54,470 When you drink milk, rinse the glass! 724 01:15:54,678 --> 01:15:58,807 You left the gas on, did you want to kill me? 725 01:15:59,016 --> 01:16:06,231 The window always open with what the heating costs! 726 01:16:09,902 --> 01:16:15,199 What are these? Who left the socks in the blender? 727 01:16:15,407 --> 01:16:21,372 You leave your shoes, underwear, because there's the servant! 728 01:16:21,580 --> 01:16:25,751 And the apple? He can't fix it, he has other things to think about! 729 01:16:25,959 --> 01:16:30,339 He drives around in classic cars, he drives brides... 730 01:16:30,547 --> 01:16:35,928 Aahhh! Ueeehh! Ueeehh! Ueeehh! 731 01:16:38,681 --> 01:16:44,728 If you were going to piss me off, you almost succeeded. 732 01:16:44,937 --> 01:16:48,273 Aaaahhh! 733 01:16:48,482 --> 01:16:52,653 Your balls are spinning, right? This is married life! 734 01:16:52,861 --> 01:16:57,449 This awaits you after you marry your Giovanna. 735 01:16:57,658 --> 01:17:00,995 And you will get married, you are already on the road. 736 01:17:01,203 --> 01:17:06,208 Don't think about being a big cat in bed. 737 01:17:06,417 --> 01:17:11,839 - It's not the right evening. - Because? - I do not feel like it. 738 01:17:12,047 --> 01:17:16,218 That thing doesn't open and close when you want. 739 01:17:16,427 --> 01:17:20,055 It is not a safe, there is no combination. 740 01:17:27,271 --> 01:17:33,986 - Holy shit! I felt like it tonight. - Wives are like that. 741 01:18:35,130 --> 01:18:40,886 Inter are playing well. It's not Milan, but he plays well. 742 01:18:41,095 --> 01:18:46,100 Okay, but it's not that ... I really care. 743 01:18:46,308 --> 01:18:51,522 Don't you even care about Inter? I do not recognize you anymore. 744 01:18:54,650 --> 01:19:01,198 Stop with that remote! You make a nervous breakdown. 745 01:19:07,162 --> 01:19:11,250 - Would you like to go out? Let's go to the bar? - No. 746 01:19:13,419 --> 01:19:18,757 - Shall we go to dog races? - I do not like them. - Cinema? 747 01:19:21,969 --> 01:19:24,054 See what? 748 01:19:25,931 --> 01:19:32,313 Let's go to Paris? We stay there for a while ... Do you want to go to Paris? 749 01:19:32,521 --> 01:19:37,693 - I don't like the language. - You can eat something else. 750 01:19:39,486 --> 01:19:45,576 Shall we go to India? Meditate a little, find yourself. 751 01:19:47,828 --> 01:19:49,997 That's a good idea. 752 01:19:54,918 --> 01:19:59,715 - How many hours are you traveling? - If we take the train at 17.20 ... 753 01:19:59,923 --> 01:20:05,763 .. in a month and a half we are there. How long do you want to be away? - Two hours. 754 01:20:05,971 --> 01:20:09,099 PHONE RING 755 01:20:10,559 --> 01:20:14,104 Hello? No, Luciano is not there. 756 01:20:14,313 --> 01:20:15,481 Good evening. 757 01:20:15,689 --> 01:20:17,775 Who was? 758 01:20:21,195 --> 01:20:24,531 - Your mother. - Why did you tell her I wasn't there? 759 01:20:24,740 --> 01:20:27,868 I want the free phone. 760 01:20:28,077 --> 01:20:34,041 - I'm sure she'll be on the phone shortly. - Listen... 761 01:20:34,249 --> 01:20:39,755 Honestly, that girl seems a little crazy to me. 762 01:20:41,548 --> 01:20:44,134 Yes, of course. 763 01:20:44,343 --> 01:20:47,721 She seems crazy to me too. She is hysterical. 764 01:20:47,930 --> 01:20:55,229 First and all ... cici cici, then she gets angry and all ... bubu bubu. 765 01:21:01,402 --> 01:21:05,322 - Do you have paralysis? - I don't understand you... cici, bubu! 766 01:21:05,531 --> 01:21:08,659 That is over, I said it before. 767 01:21:08,867 --> 01:21:14,581 It better be all over, I'm happy. 768 01:21:17,793 --> 01:21:20,087 She dumped you ... 769 01:21:54,079 --> 01:21:56,665 Giovanna! Giovanna! 770 01:21:56,874 --> 01:22:02,421 - Not here, gone! - Where did she go? 771 01:22:02,629 --> 01:22:10,471 - Don't scare the chickens! - Put that chicken down, I'm not a weapon! 772 01:22:10,679 --> 01:22:13,349 Where did she go? 773 01:22:15,476 --> 01:22:17,561 Roy! 774 01:22:18,604 --> 01:22:22,775 - Sorry if I wake you up. Where is Giovanna? - What? 775 01:22:22,983 --> 01:22:25,611 - Where's Giovanna? - She went on horseback. 776 01:22:25,819 --> 01:22:30,908 Which horse? Where did she go? Why don't you answer me? Where is she... 777 01:22:31,116 --> 01:22:35,329 - Calm down! - Where did she go? - She went on horseback. 778 01:22:35,537 --> 01:22:38,040 - Which way? - Over there. 779 01:22:46,674 --> 01:22:49,551 God bless you, boy. 780 01:22:55,391 --> 01:22:57,851 *HORN* Giovanna! 781 01:22:58,102 --> 01:23:00,479 Giovanna! 782 01:23:00,688 --> 01:23:02,773 Stop! 783 01:23:08,570 --> 01:23:10,990 Giovanna! 784 01:23:19,832 --> 01:23:21,917 Stop! 785 01:24:06,003 --> 01:24:09,131 - I'm checking if you have something broken. - Stop that! 786 01:24:09,340 --> 01:24:13,677 This is the second accident you cause for your car mania! 787 01:24:16,430 --> 01:24:21,352 - I wanted to check the reflexes. - I told you to disappear. 788 01:24:21,560 --> 01:24:26,231 - When? - On the telephone. - You never called me. 789 01:24:26,440 --> 01:24:30,527 For this you had to understand that it was over. 790 01:24:30,736 --> 01:24:34,365 It never started, you are nothing to me. 791 01:24:34,573 --> 01:24:37,910 I'm here to tell you that you are less than less! 792 01:24:38,118 --> 01:24:42,289 - Any less than what? - Of something that is already a lot to you. 793 01:24:42,498 --> 01:24:45,626 - So I'll go away! - Do not move. 794 01:24:45,834 --> 01:24:48,962 If you touch me, I'll break your face! 795 01:24:49,171 --> 01:24:52,049 Yes, but kiss me first. 796 01:24:59,139 --> 01:25:04,103 Do you, Leonardo, want to take Giovanna as your legitimate wife ... 797 01:25:04,311 --> 01:25:10,234 ... and promise to be faithful to her in good times and bad ... 798 01:25:10,442 --> 01:25:15,239 ... in health and sickness and to love and respect her ... 799 01:25:15,406 --> 01:25:18,117 ...For all your life? 800 01:25:19,743 --> 01:25:22,204 - Yes. - You want, Giovanna ... 801 01:25:22,413 --> 01:25:27,334 ...to take Leonardo as your lawful spouse ... 802 01:25:30,045 --> 01:25:35,384 My baby! I remember when he had ... 803 01:25:36,510 --> 01:25:40,681 When he was five, he already looked thirty! 804 01:25:43,100 --> 01:25:46,520 And respect him for life? 805 01:25:46,729 --> 01:25:48,814 And. 806 01:25:49,815 --> 01:25:56,071 (sings) Ave Maria ... 807 01:26:00,117 --> 01:26:06,123 ... virgin of heaven. 808 01:26:09,001 --> 01:26:18,010 Sovereign of grace, pious mother ... 809 01:26:18,218 --> 01:26:26,935 ... that you welcome fervent prayer every hour ... 810 01:26:28,437 --> 01:26:37,404 ... do not deny this torn heart of mine ... 811 01:26:39,490 --> 01:26:43,452 ...away from his pain! 812 01:26:49,708 --> 01:26:53,045 It was a great party. 813 01:26:53,253 --> 01:26:56,799 Beautiful ceremony, delicious lunch ... 814 01:26:57,007 --> 01:27:02,429 I didn't think a wedding could be this fun. 815 01:27:02,638 --> 01:27:09,103 You said the opposite. You were great when you sang. 816 01:27:09,311 --> 01:27:12,856 You sang like a tenor. You looked like Pavarone! 817 01:27:13,065 --> 01:27:21,448 (they sing) Oh, sweet kisses, languid caresses! 818 01:27:21,657 --> 01:27:24,535 - How much sugar? - One! 819 01:27:24,743 --> 01:27:27,538 (sings) She ran away ... 820 01:27:30,165 --> 01:27:34,336 The priest said: "Do you want to marry the present here ..." 821 01:27:34,545 --> 01:27:37,047 And you: "Yes!" 822 01:27:43,304 --> 01:27:45,389 And! 823 01:27:52,271 --> 01:27:57,276 I'ms going to bed. Soon you two will go to sleep too ... 824 01:27:57,484 --> 01:28:00,279 In short ... to sleep! 825 01:28:00,487 --> 01:28:03,949 Sure, but cover yourself. 826 01:28:04,158 --> 01:28:07,703 - Where's the coat? - The coat? 827 01:28:07,911 --> 01:28:12,499 Sure, you don't want to go out like this. Here is the coat. 828 01:28:12,708 --> 01:28:18,756 Put it on, it's cold outside. You risk getting a cough. 829 01:28:18,964 --> 01:28:21,342 Then you complain, I know you. 830 01:28:21,550 --> 01:28:25,846 You don't breathe anymore and we have to get the injections. 831 01:28:26,055 --> 01:28:31,477 - You need pajamas to sleep. - Of course! 832 01:28:33,604 --> 01:28:38,317 Wait up. I'll take this ... here. 833 01:28:39,610 --> 01:28:43,572 - Hold this, this ... - Do I have to be away a lot? 834 01:28:43,781 --> 01:28:45,491 I do not know. 835 01:28:45,699 --> 01:28:50,329 Do not go around all unglued, please. 836 01:28:50,537 --> 01:28:57,127 - Cover up, it's cold outside. - Shall we play a game of pool? 837 01:28:57,336 --> 01:29:02,549 Sure, let's do two! But now you have to cover yourself. 838 01:29:02,758 --> 01:29:07,221 - I'll take my stuff. - It's all in the suitcases. 839 01:29:08,389 --> 01:29:11,767 - I'll take this ... - Mine looked good on you. 840 01:29:11,976 --> 01:29:15,896 - Do not push! - I open the door for you ... 841 01:29:16,105 --> 01:29:18,190 Thanks. 842 01:29:23,404 --> 01:29:27,366 - I would go away ... - No, stop a little longer. 843 01:29:27,574 --> 01:29:31,745 No, I'm going away. So you and your wife rest assured. 844 01:29:31,954 --> 01:29:36,542 - I'll make you a chamomile! - Let me go. 845 01:29:36,750 --> 01:29:41,338 Do not run away! Put this in. 846 01:29:41,547 --> 01:29:45,426 - I don't have shoes! - Get your shoes, please! 847 01:29:46,969 --> 01:29:50,723 I can't sleep without shoes. 848 01:29:50,931 --> 01:29:55,853 It all works out, but don't go away so fast. 849 01:29:56,061 --> 01:30:00,316 What a beautiful shoe! The other too, I have two feet! 850 01:30:00,524 --> 01:30:03,652 - Let me go. - Do not run away! 851 01:30:06,155 --> 01:30:09,283 LUCIANO BUSSA - Who is it? - A friend. 852 01:30:09,491 --> 01:30:16,582 Close the door tightly, so I feel more comfortable. 853 01:30:16,790 --> 01:30:19,209 What a beautiful house! 854 01:30:21,045 --> 01:30:24,673 Sorry, my foot slipped inside. 855 01:30:30,596 --> 01:30:32,681 He really wanted to leave. 856 01:30:46,362 --> 01:30:48,906 You can see that he is happy. 857 01:30:55,120 --> 01:31:00,376 - See how he walks. - Are you sure? - Sure, you can see! 858 01:31:00,584 --> 01:31:03,712 He has never walked like this. 859 01:32:08,027 --> 01:32:10,112 Bitch. 860 01:32:10,321 --> 01:32:15,951 It's useless for you to make that face, you're a bitch. 861 01:32:23,584 --> 01:32:27,921 - Love, aren't you coming to bed? - You go ahead. I'll join you. 862 01:32:40,684 --> 01:32:42,770 There! 863 01:32:46,315 --> 01:32:49,943 Eleven years of life together. All up in smoke! 864 01:32:50,194 --> 01:32:52,529 Nine years. 865 01:32:52,738 --> 01:32:54,782 Nine or eleven? 866 01:32:54,990 --> 01:32:58,619 - Nine! - It looked like eleven. 867 01:32:59,662 --> 01:33:05,584 It's been eleven years. I left my mother's house ... 868 01:33:05,793 --> 01:33:09,964 ...then we bought the garage ... it's been eleven years. 869 01:33:16,095 --> 01:33:18,430 No! 870 01:33:18,639 --> 01:33:21,433 Excuse me! Excuse me! 871 01:33:46,333 --> 01:33:49,461 PHONE RINGS 872 01:33:53,757 --> 01:33:55,968 Hello? Who? 873 01:33:56,176 --> 01:34:00,180 Roberto, do you think ... A fire? Where is he? 874 01:34:01,807 --> 01:34:04,101 Is it serious? 875 01:34:04,310 --> 01:34:06,645 Ok, okay. 876 01:34:07,938 --> 01:34:13,068 - What happened? - Nothing, it was Roberto. 877 01:34:13,277 --> 01:34:19,950 He says there was a fire in the garage and Luciano got burned. 878 01:34:20,159 --> 01:34:23,662 He's in the clinic and it's serious. 879 01:34:24,621 --> 01:34:29,543 - Don't you want to go? - No, it's a joke. 880 01:34:29,752 --> 01:34:32,546 What if it wasn't? 881 01:34:32,755 --> 01:34:36,216 He tried to save the garage, and he's in bad shape. 882 01:34:36,425 --> 01:34:40,596 - I don't know if he will be saved. - You don't know, do you? 883 01:34:41,847 --> 01:34:46,644 - It's not a joke. - Of course there is also the priest. 884 01:34:48,937 --> 01:34:52,816 It's serious, Mr. Leonardo! It is serious. 885 01:34:53,025 --> 01:34:57,071 You too? I've always considered you a brother. 886 01:35:07,081 --> 01:35:10,084 Beautiful! It seems real. 887 01:35:34,608 --> 01:35:38,070 - Hi, Luciano. - Hi, Leonardo. 888 01:35:39,822 --> 01:35:43,993 I ate something that made me sick. 889 01:35:45,661 --> 01:35:49,832 - Nice joke, right? - Yes. 890 01:35:50,040 --> 01:35:54,211 - Beautiful. - Nothing happened at the garage. 891 01:35:56,005 --> 01:36:00,509 Little damage. Your car was unharmed. 892 01:36:02,136 --> 01:36:07,224 - You acted well, you're good. - I do what I can. 893 01:36:07,433 --> 01:36:11,395 Yes, I saw. 894 01:36:11,603 --> 01:36:14,356 - But you are exaggerating. - I know it. 895 01:36:16,317 --> 01:36:20,487 One is born stupid and dies stupid. 896 01:36:22,031 --> 01:36:28,287 - You keep exaggerating. - Remember that time in the countryside? 897 01:36:30,289 --> 01:36:37,379 - When? - When we stole your grandfather's cigars. 898 01:36:37,588 --> 01:36:41,467 We went to smoke them in the barn. 899 01:36:44,261 --> 01:36:47,890 Nice fire that time! A destroyed farm. 900 01:36:48,098 --> 01:36:51,602 If you weren't there to save me ... 901 01:36:54,480 --> 01:36:58,317 Unfortunately you weren't there this time. 902 01:36:59,693 --> 01:37:03,989 - You've always been clumsy. - I know it. 903 01:37:05,532 --> 01:37:08,661 As much as I prepare, I continue. 904 01:37:10,079 --> 01:37:12,539 Look what a mess! 905 01:37:15,292 --> 01:37:17,378 And. 906 01:37:18,879 --> 01:37:22,716 It's a nice mess. 907 01:37:27,429 --> 01:37:30,557 Well done! I have to admit it. 908 01:37:30,766 --> 01:37:33,477 Well done. 909 01:37:33,686 --> 01:37:37,856 Another, in my place, would believe it. 910 01:37:38,065 --> 01:37:45,114 - Do you have pain? - A little to the teeth. Do I do the dying man well? 911 01:37:46,198 --> 01:37:48,659 You are better than me. 912 01:37:57,459 --> 01:38:02,673 Stupendous. Were Iyou, I wouldn't repeat it. 913 01:38:02,881 --> 01:38:06,719 Better than that ... you can even die. 914 01:38:06,969 --> 01:38:10,389 As a friend you can't tell me anything. 915 01:38:13,309 --> 01:38:19,648 I've been a pain in the ass a few times. Even with Giovanna ... 916 01:38:19,857 --> 01:38:23,360 ...I did not understand. 917 01:38:24,862 --> 01:38:28,615 Bravo, Leonardo. Nice Shot. 918 01:38:32,494 --> 01:38:35,873 Giovanna is Giovanna. 919 01:38:37,708 --> 01:38:39,877 And you are you. 920 01:38:41,503 --> 01:38:45,674 What will you write on my grave? 921 01:38:47,009 --> 01:38:49,345 Just your photo. 922 01:38:50,846 --> 01:38:52,931 As? 923 01:38:55,017 --> 01:39:00,564 - You are strong! - Okay, now go away. 924 01:39:03,567 --> 01:39:07,529 I don't want you to be here while I die. 925 01:39:07,738 --> 01:39:12,743 - I heard this in the cinema. - It's always funny. 926 01:39:12,951 --> 01:39:15,037 Very very much. 927 01:39:19,833 --> 01:39:22,962 Nice joke, perfect. 928 01:39:45,901 --> 01:39:51,448 Luciano's only flaw is that he doesn't have a sense of proportion. 929 01:39:51,657 --> 01:39:55,077 Take the joke too far. 930 01:39:55,285 --> 01:40:00,249 Even laughing at you would be able to carry it on forever. 931 01:41:23,290 --> 01:41:26,418 Luciano, do you have something to light up? 932 01:41:32,883 --> 01:41:36,136 I called you Luciano. Funny! 933 01:42:03,038 --> 01:42:06,166 I got some smoke, these cigarettes ... 934 01:42:12,798 --> 01:42:18,012 Do you mind if I call you Luciano sometimes? 935 01:42:20,848 --> 01:42:23,976 Just don't call me Giovanna! 936 01:42:37,489 --> 01:42:40,617 (He is worse than me!) 937 01:42:43,162 --> 01:42:48,000 (He is worse than me!) 938 01:43:06,101 --> 01:43:12,983 (they sing) If I could have six billion a month ... 939 01:43:13,192 --> 01:43:20,741 ...without exaggerating I would be sure to find all the happiness. 940 01:43:20,949 --> 01:43:25,579 A modest job, I have no pretensions. 941 01:43:28,332 --> 01:43:32,461 I can not handle it anymore! Say the movie is bad! 942 01:43:34,254 --> 01:43:40,511 (they sing) A small house on the outskirts. 943 01:43:40,719 --> 01:43:47,393 A young and pretty wife, just like you. 944 01:43:47,601 --> 01:43:54,274 If I could have six billion a month ... 945 01:43:54,483 --> 01:44:00,739 ...do a lot of shopping, I would buy the most beautiful things you want. 946 01:44:27,891 --> 01:44:34,148 A small house on the outskirts. 947 01:44:36,066 --> 01:44:41,405 A young and pretty wife, just like you. 948 01:44:41,613 --> 01:44:46,910 If I could have, six billion a month ... 949 01:44:48,704 --> 01:44:54,960 ...I would buy a ticket to see this movie again! 950 01:44:55,169 --> 01:44:57,713 Smoking prohibited! 78902

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