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Previously on Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage.

You are not going to believe this. That was Channel 9. They just offered me a

job. You want me to chase the tornado?

I will chase the tornado.

Short skirt, a lot of wind.

That'll get us some ratings.

As a woman, I would never ask you to exploit your sexuality.

Thank you. But if you wanted to, I'd be very okay with it.

We'll climb back into the low 70s Saturday. Can you believe that's who

replaced me with? Thanks for watching. I'm Kelly with an I. And that I is on

your weather.

She kind of looks like you. No, she doesn't.

And that eye is on your weather.

That ain't Mandy.

I know.

So you're watching her competition.

Kelly's cute, and she wasn't mean to me as a kid.

Well, still, we should probably switch to your sister.

Mandy's not gonna know who we watched.

That's true. It's my house. I can watch whatever I want.

Hey, y 'all. Hey!

Just watching Mandy do the weather.

And that wraps up our seven -day forecast.

Stick around for Dawn with Sports.

I know it's not football or baseball season, but there's probably other

Don?

Mr. McAllister, were you ever a member of the Chamber of Commerce?

No, why?

I got an invitation to a mixer for prospective members. Oh, you gonna do

Seems like it could be a good thing for the store. What's the Chamber of

Commerce? Oh, it's an organization of people engaged in commerce

and... And they, well, they get together and, you know...

Chamber? So neither of you know.

Not a clue.

But it will let you know as soon as I get in.

Careful. This is how people get sucked into a cult.

It ain't a cult.

When your mother sold Tupperware, that was a cult.

Chamber of Commerce. That sounds important.

Oh, it is. It's a big deal.

Are they the ones that wear the tiny hats with tassels?

No, that's the Shriners.

Well, who drives all the little clown cars in the parade?

Also the Shriners. Oh.

Maybe you should join them. You can fix all their tiny tires.

I like it.

Be good for business.

You know what they do? Chamber of Commerce? Yeah, my barber's a member. He

it's good for networking.

Wait, you have a barber?

Yeah. He said the chamber does a lot of charity stuff, sponsors community

events. It's like you're bald.

I'm not totally bald.

I get this shaved.

Why don't you shave it yourself?

You want to hear about the Chamber of Commerce or not?

Sorry. Go ahead.

Could help us get some new client.

We'd be in their directory. We'd get a plaque to put, hey, my eyes are down

here.

So what do you say we go to this mixer? Do a little schmoozing.

I don't see the downside.

Great. Last question. About the Chamber of Commerce or my head?

Never mind.

There's the lady who owns the pet store.

And that's the guy who runs the barbecue place with the awesome chili.

Oh, I love that chili. He uses brisket instead of ground beef. Hey, hey, hey,

hey. Don't get starstruck.

Gentlemen, Jerry Clemens, Clemens Hardware. Glad you all came.

Georgia Cooper.

Ruben Alvarez.

We took over McAllister Auto.

Oh, Jim McAllister's old place.

I did hear that was under new management.

Newer, younger, better.

Just what people are saying.

Any questions?

A lot of people don't actually know what we do here. You're kidding.

Networking, charity, community outreach.

Seems pretty obvious.

To me.

So, Jerry, what do we got to do to join? Pretty simple. Just introduce

yourselves around, talk to members.

If you want to be involved, we're happy to have you.

Great. Usually meet the first Wednesday of every month. That'll work. I mean,

I've got a small child at home, but my partner here's got nothing going on.

I got plenty going on.

Like what?

You don't know everything about me.

Let's not argue in front of Jerry.

Okay. All right, fellas. We'll talk later.

Why'd he put me down in front of other people?

I wasn't putting you down. Yes, you were.

Hey, how about after this I take you out for some of that chili?

That'd be nice. Thank you.

So me and Reuben raised the money from friends and family, and we bought the

place. Impressive. You don't look much older than my son.

I'm 21.

21? That would make you our youngest member.

I'd probably be your first Puerto Rican member.

That's my background.

A real -life immigrant success story.

Oh, where were you born?

Here.

Well, it'd be great to have some fresh faces join us.

Don't get any fresher than this.

Or this.

Believe it or not... He got a haircut for y 'all.

What did we just talk about?

Jim, do you want to go to the nursery with me tomorrow? I want to replant

azaleas. You sure? The weather forecast said it looks like rain.

Aw, sounds like somebody watched me.

It sure does.

Hey. Hey, how's the mixer?

Great. You're looking at the youngest member ever of the Medford Chamber of

Commerce. Wow, congratulations.

Before I got there, the youngest one was like 32.

That's the same age as... Watch it.

32 ain't old. Everyone else there was like in their 50s. Watch it.

Good for you, Georgie. They loved me. One lady pinched my cheek and called me

plucky.

Careful. He does like older women.

Anyways, it got me thinking. Maybe there's a new story here.

You mean you?

It's pretty inspirational when you think about it.

Oh, honey, I'm really proud of you, but I'm trying to do more edgy stories.

Didn't you just do one about a dog with wheels for hind legs?

Yeah, he bit a kid and rolled away.

Edgy.

I'm just saying it's a great story, a high school dropout making good.

Please don't go on TV and tell people you're a high school dropout.

I ain't ashamed.

No, you really ain't.

Mandy said I wasn't newsworthy, but on that Doogie Howser show, folks loved

he was the youngest guy in his profession.

I never watched that show.

He was a doctor and a teenager.

He lost his first patient and his virginity on the same day.

Do you have a point?

Being young is a good story.

Newspeople did all kinds of stuff about Sheldon when he was a kid. He was a

science genius.

And I'm a tire genius.

Mandy's not the only news lady in town. There's that Kelly girl on Channel 7.

I can't call her. She's Mandy's competition.

I guess.

What if you called her?

Mandy'd be mad at me.

Not just a tire genius.

Hey, how was work?

Good.

Look, just so you know, I'm really sorry I couldn't help you out.

It's okay.

And just so you know, Channel 7 thinks I am a story.

Excuse me?

Yeah, that Kelly girl said it's perfect for her. I'm sorry, Kelly?

Yeah, you know, with an I.

Oh, I know Kelly with an I. I hate Kelly with an I. How does she know about you?

Did you call her?

No, ma 'am, I most certainly did not call her.

So Ruben called her.

Dang, you do have a nose for the news.

What the hell, Georgie? How would you feel if I bought tires from Fagenbacher?

I'd feel like you're throwing your money away because you get a family discount

with me.

That is not the point.

She's just trying to embarrass me.

I came to you first. You said no.

You are not doing that interview.

You can't stop me.

You know what?

You're right.

You do whatever you want.

It's your decision.

Okay, she may have stopped me.

Mandy would do whatever she wanted. Thought it was good for her career.

Wood has Will again.

So she can't be mad if I do the interview?

Can, will, gonna be.

See? Stuff like this is the reason why I'm not married. No, the reason you're

not married is no one wants to marry you.

So what should I do?

Well, before I fight with Audrey, I always ask myself, is it worth it?

I've heard you fight about pillows on the bed.

There's too many.

Pro pillows, shams, I don't know what's going on.

Well, a news story is free advertising, so yeah, it's worth it. And for your

information, there were two girls who wanted to marry me. What happened?

They found out about each other.

If this run continues, we can expect rain all weekend.

I would be the father of her children.

when I do my Eye on Medford segment, where we focus on folks in the

But, unfortunately, we had a last -minute cancellation.

Apparently, our guest is married to the weather girl on our rival station, and

she told him he wasn't allowed to do it.

I don't want to name names, but she's on Channel 9.

Oh, no.

Oh, no?

How about, oh, baby?

You told Kelly I wouldn't let you do it?

You wouldn't let me do it. Well, she didn't need to know that.

I didn't know she was going to blab it on TV.

Do you know how this makes me look?

I do, but now does not seem like the time to say it.

You could have said you were sick or busy or anything else.

All I did was tell the truth.

Can you give us some privacy?

Heard y 'all fight before, it's fine.

Dad? I'm hungry. This is where the food is.

You didn't want me to do the interview. I didn't do it. You're welcome. She

embarrassed me on television.

No, she didn't even say your name.

So you watched her?

I probably snacked too much.

You wanted to see me?

Close the door.

I guess you saw what Kelly said.

Sure did.

Well, I just want you to know that I will rise above this.

Unlike her, I can behave in a professional manner.

Why on earth would you do that?

Wait, what?

This is ratings gold.

Hit back. Get down in the mud and roll around with that skank.

Uh, but if I say something, won't she just swing back harder?

Do you not know how feuds work?

No, I mean, of course I do.

Made a lot of girls cry in my heyday.

Girls who look like you always do.

Thank you.

That storm front petered out. Looks like it'll be a beautiful weekend for folks

to catch up on some gardening.

So get out there with a watering can, a rake, and like that bimbo who does the

weather for Channel 7, a hoe.

Our rakes are better than that.

If it helps, you knocked it out of the park with me.

So, Kelly with an I, I'll make a deal with you. You don't talk about my

marriage, and I won't talk about your nose job.

For Channel 9 News, I'm Manny McAllister, and this is my real nose.

Pretty mean.

You know what they say. Do what you love.

Never work a day in your life.

When we went to commercial, the whole crew applauded.

Good for you.

You know, after all that trash talk I did in high school, it is nice to know I

still got it.

Ain't you worried that Kelly's going to swing back?

No, let her.

I found the yearbook picture with her old nose. You could have vacuumed the

floor with that thing.

I'm glad I didn't know you in high school.

With that accent, I would have torn you apart.

is good for Kelly, too. It's like Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding. I mean,

nobody cared about ice skating until those two started going at each other.

Didn't one of them break the other one's kneecap?

Yeah, and we're still talking about it.

Check it out. We're official.

Nice.

We're not really going to those meetings, are we? Nah. We got the plaque

up. We're good.

Hey, welcome to Macalester.

Oh. I was hoping we could talk.

Wow, you're even prettier in person.

I have a boyfriend.

Could have two.

I know you and my wife are having a thing, but I don't want to be a part of

I understand.

I come in peace.

Okay, so... I know I fired the first shot. I was angry you canceled last

I told him not to. Does he listen to me?

I did.

Don't you have work to do?

Fine, but we're talking about this later.

Look, I would really just like this to be over.

Why aren't you saying this to Mandy?

Honestly, she's a little scary.

I heard she punched a woman in church.

Oh, that.

So it's true.

Yeah, but it's Texas. I've been punched in church.

Doesn't matter.

I just worry she and I are setting a bad example.

Women shouldn't be tearing each other down. We should be lifting each other

Amen, sister.

Did you watch Kelly?

No, Georgie made us watch you.

Don't worry, we taped it. Oh, good. Put her on. I want to see what she said

about me.

Maybe she found out you wore a helmet as a baby.

You did?

It's not her fault her head was pointy.

I had a petite pelvis.

Before I get to tonight's weather... I'd like to address some of the comments

made about me by my competitor.

I don't want to personally attack other women to advance my career.

But then, I guess, as the number one weather personality in Medford, I don't

have to.

No one tape over this.

Besides, I wouldn't want to pick a fight with someone who once punched a woman

in church.

How does she know that? Did you tell her?

Sort of. She tricked me.

Wait, you punched someone in church?

She deserved it. She was kissing Georgie.

Why were you kissing someone?

She kissed me.

Wait, Kelly didn't kiss you, did she?

No. That's too bad. I could have used that.

What is happening to this family? You know what? I'll just say she did. Who's

going to know?

Hello.

Oh, hi.

Don't worry. I'm not here to start anything.

At least, not until I've had my copy.

So, what do you want?

Well, I just saw you here, and I thought maybe I'd say hey. It's a lot harder to

be mean to somebody that you know.

Is it?

I don't know. What's a thing people say?

And just so you know, I was never actually going to show any pictures of

old nose.

Really? Because someone mailed in baby pictures of you in a helmet.

Maybe we are setting a bad example.

Should we call it truth?

Yeah, I guess.

That's kind of fun, though.

The weather is so boring. It's rainy. It's sunny.

And being catty really brought me back to high school.

Me, too. It's like riding a bike, isn't it?

You know, it doesn't have to end.

It has been good for ratings.

I mean, maybe we should give the people what they want.

So we'll keep it going?

Done.

We probably shouldn't be seen hanging out like this. Oh, I can fix that.

I came here to bury the hatchet, and you insult my baby daughter.

What? That is low.

You mention my kid again, and you're going to need another nose job.

I hear you and Kelly got in a fight

at a coffee shop.

Yeah, but don't worry.

I won.

Oh, honey, you got to save that stuff for on air. Quit giving away the milk.

got a cow to sell.

Right. Look, I have been digging up some dirt.

I got some pretty juicy leads.

Lay it on me.

Uh, she takes ballet, so I think I can call her an exotic dancer without

sued.

That's messed up.

I like it.

What else you got?

Okay, her mother is in a women's prison in Arkansas.

You're kidding.

Well, it's assisted living, but there are locks on the doors, so... Great.

And just so we know, is there anything she can dig up on you that's damning?

You're working for a guy you used to sleep with. Well, what's all this stuff?

They're counterfeits. We're selling them for a bundle to desperate mothers.

I'm not handling any money. I just take bets for Irwindale's home. That's still

illegal.

Clean as a whistle.