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Let's kick things off with someone who
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Let's kick things off with someone who
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Let's kick things off with someone who
was definitely in the Epstein files,
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was definitely in the Epstein files,
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was definitely in the Epstein files,
Jeffrey Epstein.
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Jeffrey Epstein.
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Jeffrey Epstein.
We've seen millions of his texts and
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We've seen millions of his texts and
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We've seen millions of his texts and
emails already, but there was one very
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emails already, but there was one very
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emails already, but there was one very
important document we hadn't seen until
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important document we hadn't seen until
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important document we hadn't seen until
now.
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now.
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now.
>> Breaking news tonight. A judge has
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>> Breaking news tonight. A judge has
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>> Breaking news tonight. A judge has
released what is said to be a suicide
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released what is said to be a suicide
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released what is said to be a suicide
note written by the late convicted sex
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note written by the late convicted sex
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note written by the late convicted sex
offender Jeffrey Evstein. It is a treat
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offender Jeffrey Evstein. It is a treat
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offender Jeffrey Evstein. It is a treat
to be able to choose one's time to say
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to be able to choose one's time to say
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to be able to choose one's time to say
goodbye. What you want me to do? Bust
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goodbye. What you want me to do? Bust
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goodbye. What you want me to do? Bust
out crying. No fun, not worth it.
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>> No fun, not worth it. His last words
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>> No fun, not worth it. His last words
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>> No fun, not worth it. His last words
were the same words I said when I bailed
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were the same words I said when I bailed
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were the same words I said when I bailed
on the new season of Land Man.
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Just kidding. All 437 Taylor Sheridan
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Just kidding. All 437 Taylor Sheridan
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Just kidding. All 437 Taylor Sheridan
shows are equally excellent and
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shows are equally excellent and
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shows are equally excellent and
available now on Paramount Plus.
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available now on Paramount Plus.
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available now on Paramount Plus.
But let's move on because this weekend
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But let's move on because this weekend
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But let's move on because this weekend
is Mother's Day. The day we celebrate
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is Mother's Day. The day we celebrate
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is Mother's Day. The day we celebrate
all the incredible women who pee a
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all the incredible women who pee a
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all the incredible women who pee a
little when they sneeze too hard.
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little when they sneeze too hard.
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little when they sneeze too hard.
Trump marked the occasion with an event
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Trump marked the occasion with an event
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Trump marked the occasion with an event
honoring military moms, or as he calls
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honoring military moms, or as he calls
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honoring military moms, or as he calls
them, military mils. And I assume he
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them, military mils. And I assume he
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them, military mils. And I assume he
showed them the love and respect they
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showed them the love and respect they
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showed them the love and respect they
deserve.
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deserve.
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deserve.
>> We're also honored to be joined by a
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>> We're also honored to be joined by a
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>> We're also honored to be joined by a
military mother who sacrificed far more
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military mother who sacrificed far more
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military mother who sacrificed far more
than most. That's Melody Wolf. And uh
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than most. That's Melody Wolf. And uh
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than most. That's Melody Wolf. And uh
you know I love the name Melody because
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you know I love the name Melody because
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you know I love the name Melody because
for a long time you know they have spell
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for a long time you know they have spell
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for a long time you know they have spell
correct and word correct on these crazy
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correct and word correct on these crazy
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correct and word correct on these crazy
machines that we use to put out truths
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machines that we use to put out truths
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machines that we use to put out truths
or they used to be called tweets.
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or they used to be called tweets.
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or they used to be called tweets.
>> Uhoh. Look out. He's leaving.
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>> Uhoh. Look out. He's leaving.
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>> Uhoh. Look out. He's leaving.
>> Every time I wrote Melania it would
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>> Every time I wrote Melania it would
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>> Every time I wrote Melania it would
correct to melody.
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correct to melody.
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correct to melody.
So I'd do thing and I work very fast.
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So I'd do thing and I work very fast.
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So I'd do thing and I work very fast.
Very fast.
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Well, now I know what I'm not getting
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Well, now I know what I'm not getting
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Well, now I know what I'm not getting
for Mother's Day. Horny ever again.
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for Mother's Day. Horny ever again.
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for Mother's Day. Horny ever again.
I think we just experienced the last
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I think we just experienced the last
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I think we just experienced the last
thing a Big Mac sees right before the
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thing a Big Mac sees right before the
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thing a Big Mac sees right before the
lights go out.
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lights go out.
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lights go out.
But don't worry, Trump turned off his
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But don't worry, Trump turned off his
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But don't worry, Trump turned off his
autocorrect. Just kidding. He did this.
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autocorrect. Just kidding. He did this.
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autocorrect. Just kidding. He did this.
>> I didn't know about that little feature,
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>> I didn't know about that little feature,
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>> I didn't know about that little feature,
but I got that corrected eventually. You
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but I got that corrected eventually. You
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but I got that corrected eventually. You
know who corrected? The military.
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know who corrected? The military.
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know who corrected? The military.
>> I'm sorry. The military had to fix your
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>> I'm sorry. The military had to fix your
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>> I'm sorry. The military had to fix your
autocorrect problem.
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autocorrect problem.
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autocorrect problem.
Trump heard he had to go to his phone's
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Trump heard he had to go to his phone's
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Trump heard he had to go to his phone's
general settings and he was like, "Okay,
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general settings and he was like, "Okay,
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general settings and he was like, "Okay,
then get me general settings."
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>> And get me captain airplane mode, too,
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>> And get me captain airplane mode, too,
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>> And get me captain airplane mode, too,
just in case.
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just in case.
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just in case.
>> Mr. President, can you please stop with
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>> Mr. President, can you please stop with
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>> Mr. President, can you please stop with
your weird stories? You see uh drug
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your weird stories? You see uh drug
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your weird stories? You see uh drug
traffic coming into our countries way
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traffic coming into our countries way
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traffic coming into our countries way
down and by sea by sea by ocean by the
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down and by sea by sea by ocean by the
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down and by sea by sea by ocean by the
water. You know a lot of people say what
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water. You know a lot of people say what
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water. You know a lot of people say what
do you mean by sea? Is it sea like
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do you mean by sea? Is it sea like
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do you mean by sea? Is it sea like
vision? No it's the sea.
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vision? No it's the sea.
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vision? No it's the sea.
>> What?
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>> What?
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>> What?
No one has ever been confused by that
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No one has ever been confused by that
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No one has ever been confused by that
phrase. If you if you say by sea, it's
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phrase. If you if you say by sea, it's
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phrase. If you if you say by sea, it's
obvious that sea means ocean and by
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obvious that sea means ocean and by
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obvious that sea means ocean and by
means bisexual. I mean at least until it
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means bisexual. I mean at least until it
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means bisexual. I mean at least until it
graduates.
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graduates.
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graduates.
Look, anyone who watches this speech
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Look, anyone who watches this speech
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Look, anyone who watches this speech
must be questioning if this man should
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must be questioning if this man should
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must be questioning if this man should
be president. Inflation is rising.
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be president. Inflation is rising.
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be president. Inflation is rising.
Corruption is through the roof. We are
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Corruption is through the roof. We are
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Corruption is through the roof. We are
losing a war he shouldn't have started.
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losing a war he shouldn't have started.
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losing a war he shouldn't have started.
And he's spending his days rambling
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And he's spending his days rambling
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And he's spending his days rambling
about autocorrect and building a
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about autocorrect and building a
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about autocorrect and building a
ballroom for himself and Melody.
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ballroom for himself and Melody.
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ballroom for himself and Melody.
Sure.
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Sure.
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Sure.
Surely at this point he's got to be
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Surely at this point he's got to be
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Surely at this point he's got to be
losing support among Republicans.
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losing support among Republicans.
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losing support among Republicans.
There's this myth that's going on right
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There's this myth that's going on right
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There's this myth that's going on right
now that, oh, Trump is really losing
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now that, oh, Trump is really losing
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now that, oh, Trump is really losing
support among Republicans, but compared
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support among Republicans, but compared
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support among Republicans, but compared
to other midterm cycles, he's just as
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to other midterm cycles, he's just as
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to other midterm cycles, he's just as
popular with Republicans as he has ever
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popular with Republicans as he has ever
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popular with Republicans as he has ever
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>> Face is still sticking with him after
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>> Face is still sticking with him after
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>> Face is still sticking with him after
everything. Look, I know it's hard to
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everything. Look, I know it's hard to
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everything. Look, I know it's hard to
admit you're wrong. Take it from me, the
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admit you're wrong. Take it from me, the
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admit you're wrong. Take it from me, the
creator of the Facebook group Jared
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creator of the Facebook group Jared
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creator of the Facebook group Jared
Fogle would make the most awesome
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Fogle would make the most awesome
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Fogle would make the most awesome
babysitter.
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But at this point, you got to cut your
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But at this point, you got to cut your
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But at this point, you got to cut your
losses. I mean, what is it? Do you have
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losses. I mean, what is it? Do you have
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losses. I mean, what is it? Do you have
a humiliation kink or something?
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a humiliation kink or something?
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a humiliation kink or something?
>> This polling to me jumped out at me.
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>> This polling to me jumped out at me.
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>> This polling to me jumped out at me.
They asked Republicans, "Who would win
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They asked Republicans, "Who would win
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They asked Republicans, "Who would win
in a physical fight with Trump? Would
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in a physical fight with Trump? Would
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in a physical fight with Trump? Would
you be able to beat up Donald Trump or
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you be able to beat up Donald Trump or
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you be able to beat up Donald Trump or
would he beat you up?" 39% of
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would he beat you up?" 39% of
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would he beat you up?" 39% of
Republicans said, "Trump would beat me
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Republicans said, "Trump would beat me
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Republicans said, "Trump would beat me
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up."
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up."
>> So, you have a humiliation kink. But you
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>> So, you have a humiliation kink. But you
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>> So, you have a humiliation kink. But you
really think you'd lose a fight to an
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really think you'd lose a fight to an
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really think you'd lose a fight to an
80year-old man? I mean, come on,
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80year-old man? I mean, come on,
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80year-old man? I mean, come on,
Republicans. Believe in yourself.
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Republicans. Believe in yourself.
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Republicans. Believe in yourself.
Where's that storming the capital
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Where's that storming the capital
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Where's that storming the capital
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confidence?
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confidence?
To be fair, this is an incredibly weird
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To be fair, this is an incredibly weird
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To be fair, this is an incredibly weird
phone call to receive. Uh, yeah, Dave,
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phone call to receive. Uh, yeah, Dave,
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phone call to receive. Uh, yeah, Dave,
it's the polling company. You think you
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it's the polling company. You think you
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it's the polling company. You think you
could take President Trump, youing
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could take President Trump, youing
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could take President Trump, youing
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The question is, will Trump's base ever
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The question is, will Trump's base ever
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abandon him? For more analysis, let's go
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abandon him? For more analysis, let's go
live to our very own Troy Iada and
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live to our very own Troy Iada and
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live to our very own Troy Iada and
Jordan Clapper.
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Troy. Troy, let's start with you. What
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Troy. Troy, let's start with you. What
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Troy. Troy, let's start with you. What
does this poll say about the devotion of
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does this poll say about the devotion of
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does this poll say about the devotion of
Trump's face?
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Trump's face?
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Trump's face?
>> Uh, it says they're very stupid, Desi.
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>> Uh, it says they're very stupid, Desi.
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>> Uh, it says they're very stupid, Desi.
Yeah. Uh, because Trump would never win
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Yeah. Uh, because Trump would never win
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Yeah. Uh, because Trump would never win
in a fight. He's He's obese. He's slow.
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in a fight. He's He's obese. He's slow.
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in a fight. He's He's obese. He's slow.
He already has bruises even though there
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He already has bruises even though there
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He already has bruises even though there
hasn't even been a fight yet.
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hasn't even been a fight yet.
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hasn't even been a fight yet.
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>> No, I I'm just curious about the mindset
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>> No, I I'm just curious about the mindset
of his supporters. I'm not wondering who
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of his supporters. I'm not wondering who
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of his supporters. I'm not wondering who
would win the fight.
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would win the fight.
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would win the fight.
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>> Well, I'm I'm not wondering either. I
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>> Well, I'm I'm not wondering either. I
know who would win the fight. Literally
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know who would win the fight. Literally
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know who would win the fight. Literally
anyone or anything else. I mean, look at
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anyone or anything else. I mean, look at
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anyone or anything else. I mean, look at
him. His ass is already getting whooped
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him. His ass is already getting whooped
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him. His ass is already getting whooped
by Father Time. Desi Desi, look, I I
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by Father Time. Desi Desi, look, I I
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by Father Time. Desi Desi, look, I I
don't think Troy fully understood the
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don't think Troy fully understood the
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don't think Troy fully understood the
question. Do you mind if I provide some
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question. Do you mind if I provide some
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question. Do you mind if I provide some
analysis here?
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analysis here?
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analysis here?
>> Oh, yeah. Thank you, Jordan.
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>> Oh, yeah. Thank you, Jordan.
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>> Oh, yeah. Thank you, Jordan.
>> Sure, Desi. Troy, Trump would totally
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>> Sure, Desi. Troy, Trump would totally
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>> Sure, Desi. Troy, Trump would totally
dominate in a fight.
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dominate in a fight.
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dominate in a fight.
>> Okay, that's not what I meant.
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>> Okay, that's not what I meant.
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>> Okay, that's not what I meant.
>> Sure, he's slow, but he'll fight dirty.
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>> Sure, he's slow, but he'll fight dirty.
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>> Sure, he's slow, but he'll fight dirty.
I'm talking ball taps, purple nerples,
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I'm talking ball taps, purple nerples,
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I'm talking ball taps, purple nerples,
chocolate swirlies, mushroom stamping,
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chocolate swirlies, mushroom stamping,
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chocolate swirlies, mushroom stamping,
Dutch ovens. I could go on.
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Dutch ovens. I could go on.
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Dutch ovens. I could go on.
>> No, that's
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>> No, that's
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>> No, that's
>> and I will. Hair chalking, turkey
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>> and I will. Hair chalking, turkey
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>> and I will. Hair chalking, turkey
goblin, Serbian scrotum torture. Oh man,
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goblin, Serbian scrotum torture. Oh man,
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goblin, Serbian scrotum torture. Oh man,
it would be over quick.
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it would be over quick.
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it would be over quick.
>> YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.
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>> YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.
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>> YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.
>> You're crazy, Jordan. Do you forget how
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>> You're crazy, Jordan. Do you forget how
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>> You're crazy, Jordan. Do you forget how
old Trump is at this point? He's got to
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old Trump is at this point? He's got to
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old Trump is at this point? He's got to
be more prostate than muscle.
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be more prostate than muscle.
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be more prostate than muscle.
>> No,
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>> No,
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>> No,
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>> of course he's old, but so are
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>> of course he's old, but so are
Republicans. Half of those fights he
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Republicans. Half of those fights he
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Republicans. Half of those fights he
could win just by unplugging his
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could win just by unplugging his
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could win just by unplugging his
opponent's oxygen tank.
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opponent's oxygen tank.
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opponent's oxygen tank.
>> Guys, guys, come on. Don't become those
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>> Guys, guys, come on. Don't become those
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>> Guys, guys, come on. Don't become those
dudes who get totally obsessed over
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dudes who get totally obsessed over
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dudes who get totally obsessed over
hypothetical fights that will never
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hypothetical fights that will never
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hypothetical fights that will never
happen.
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happen.
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happen.
>> Desi's right. This is ridiculous. Until
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>> Desi's right. This is ridiculous. Until
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>> Desi's right. This is ridiculous. Until
we establish ground rules. Are we
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we establish ground rules. Are we
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we establish ground rules. Are we
talking gloves or bare knuckle? And are
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talking gloves or bare knuckle? And are
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talking gloves or bare knuckle? And are
we abiding by Queensbury rules or Satie
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we abiding by Queensbury rules or Satie
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we abiding by Queensbury rules or Satie
Hawkins rules where girls have to ask
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Hawkins rules where girls have to ask
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Hawkins rules where girls have to ask
the boys to the fight?
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the boys to the fight?
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the boys to the fight?
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Also, will this fight
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Also, will this fight
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Also, will this fight
be a catered event? You know, is there a
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be a catered event? You know, is there a
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be a catered event? You know, is there a
coat check? What's the dress code? Black
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coat check? What's the dress code? Black
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coat check? What's the dress code? Black
tie or something fun?
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tie or something fun?
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tie or something fun?
>> What time of day is this all happening?
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>> What time of day is this all happening?
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>> What time of day is this all happening?
The middle of the night when he's full
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The middle of the night when he's full
of energy or the middle of the afternoon
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of energy or the middle of the afternoon
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of energy or the middle of the afternoon
when he's fast asleep?
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when he's fast asleep?
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when he's fast asleep?
>> Are Yeah. Yeah. Are we allowed? You
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>> Are Yeah. Yeah. Are we allowed? You
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>> Are Yeah. Yeah. Are we allowed? You
know, will there be a referee? These are
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know, will there be a referee? These are
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know, will there be a referee? These are
questions that need to be answered.
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questions that need to be answered.
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questions that need to be answered.
Desi,
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Desi,
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Desi,
>> I don't have the answers. There's no
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>> I don't have the answers. There's no
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>> I don't have the answers. There's no
fight.
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fight.
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fight.
>> YEAH, YOU'RE DAMNED RIGHT. IT'S NOT A
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>> YEAH, YOU'RE DAMNED RIGHT. IT'S NOT A
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>> YEAH, YOU'RE DAMNED RIGHT. IT'S NOT A
FIGHT BECAUSE TRUMP WOULD WIN AGAINST
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FIGHT BECAUSE TRUMP WOULD WIN AGAINST
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FIGHT BECAUSE TRUMP WOULD WIN AGAINST
ANY REPUBLICAN.
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ANY REPUBLICAN.
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ANY REPUBLICAN.
>> HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW IT'S just one
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>> HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW IT'S just one
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>> HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW IT'S just one
Republican? What if it's five?
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Republican? What if it's five?
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Republican? What if it's five?
>> Well, you know, okay, he couldn't beat
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>> Well, you know, okay, he couldn't beat
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>> Well, you know, okay, he couldn't beat
up five. Unless we're talking 1996
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up five. Unless we're talking 1996
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up five. Unless we're talking 1996
Donald Trump, in which case he could
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Donald Trump, in which case he could
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Donald Trump, in which case he could
beat up five Republicans, two
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beat up five Republicans, two
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beat up five Republicans, two
independents, and that kid from Jerry
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independents, and that kid from Jerry
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independents, and that kid from Jerry
Maguire.
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Maguire.
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Maguire.
>> Oh, you mean Jonathan Lipniki? SAY HIS
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>> Oh, you mean Jonathan Lipniki? SAY HIS
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>> Oh, you mean Jonathan Lipniki? SAY HIS
NAME. SAY HIS NAME. I will not. You
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NAME. SAY HIS NAME. I will not. You
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NAME. SAY HIS NAME. I will not. You
guys, I don't care if Trump could beat
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guys, I don't care if Trump could beat
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guys, I don't care if Trump could beat
up Jonathan Li Nikki. He's an adult. He
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up Jonathan Li Nikki. He's an adult. He
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up Jonathan Li Nikki. He's an adult. He
He could probably beat up any child.
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He could probably beat up any child.
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He could probably beat up any child.
>> Well, you know, it depends on the child.
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>> Well, you know, it depends on the child.
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>> Well, you know, it depends on the child.
I mean, my nephew's eight and he's
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I mean, my nephew's eight and he's
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I mean, my nephew's eight and he's
really beefy and he has to wear one of
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really beefy and he has to wear one of
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really beefy and he has to wear one of
those seat belt extenders, but it's not
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those seat belt extenders, but it's not
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those seat belt extenders, but it's not
because he's fat. He's just abnormally
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because he's fat. He's just abnormally
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because he's fat. He's just abnormally
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thick.
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thick.
>> Oh, Trump could so beat up your thick
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>> Oh, Trump could so beat up your thick
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>> Oh, Trump could so beat up your thick
nephew and yank his juice box away and
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nephew and yank his juice box away and
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nephew and yank his juice box away and
smash IT ON HIS THICK HEAD.
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smash IT ON HIS THICK HEAD.
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smash IT ON HIS THICK HEAD.
>> WELL, JOKES'S ON YOU, CLEER. He doesn't
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>> WELL, JOKES'S ON YOU, CLEER. He doesn't
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>> WELL, JOKES'S ON YOU, CLEER. He doesn't
drink juice. He has type 2 diabetes.
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drink juice. He has type 2 diabetes.
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drink juice. He has type 2 diabetes.
Desi. Desi. If I could interject here.
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Desi. Desi. If I could interject here.
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Desi. Desi. If I could interject here.
>> Oh, Michael Costa.
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>> Look, look, if I can get back to your
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>> Look, look, if I can get back to your
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>> Look, look, if I can get back to your
original question, Desi, this poll shows
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original question, Desi, this poll shows
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original question, Desi, this poll shows
that Donald Trump's supporters are too
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that Donald Trump's supporters are too
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that Donald Trump's supporters are too
psychologically committed to him.
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psychologically committed to him.
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psychologically committed to him.
Ironically, the only way to fracture
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Ironically, the only way to fracture
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Ironically, the only way to fracture
their devotion to Trump is to find an
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their devotion to Trump is to find an
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their devotion to Trump is to find an
even more radical so-called savior. As
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even more radical so-called savior. As
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even more radical so-called savior. As
such, Trumpian dynamics may get worse
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such, Trumpian dynamics may get worse
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such, Trumpian dynamics may get worse
before they get better.
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>> What the happened to you?
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>> What the happened to you?
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>> What the happened to you?
>> No.
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>> No.
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>> No.
Nothing happened to me. I'm fine. You
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Nothing happened to me. I'm fine. You
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Nothing happened to me. I'm fine. You
look like you got the [\h__\h] kicked out of
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look like you got the [\h__\h] kicked out of
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look like you got the [\h__\h] kicked out of
you.
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you.
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you.
>> Did Donald Trump beat you up?
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>> Did Donald Trump beat you up?
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>> Did Donald Trump beat you up?
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>> No.
>> No, Donald Trump didn't beat me up.
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>> No, Donald Trump didn't beat me up.
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>> No, Donald Trump didn't beat me up.
Troy's nephew did. That boy. Oh my god.
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Troy's nephew did. That boy. Oh my god.
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Troy's nephew did. That boy. Oh my god.
Michael, Jordan, AND TROY WANA.
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