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VINITA BHARWANI 2 00:00:32,583 --> 00:00:34,875 [musik mencekam mengalun] 3 00:00:37,125 --> 00:00:39,458 [gemuruh guntur] 4 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,541 [lolongan anjing] 5 00:00:48,625 --> 00:00:50,541 [gemuruh guntur] 6 00:01:03,458 --> 00:01:05,750 [gemuruh guntur] 7 00:01:13,375 --> 00:01:15,041 [hentakan musik] 8 00:01:16,208 --> 00:01:18,750 [tertawa sinis] 9 00:01:19,250 --> 00:01:21,291 Akhirnya aku menemukanmu. 10 00:01:21,375 --> 00:01:22,833 [tertawa] 11 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,666 [nada manja] Bang Tengkorak. 12 00:01:24,750 --> 00:01:26,458 Lihat saya. 13 00:01:26,541 --> 00:01:27,958 Bang Tengkorak. 14 00:01:28,041 --> 00:01:29,375 Lihat saya. 15 00:01:29,458 --> 00:01:31,083 - [tertawa] - [pria] Sut! 16 00:01:31,166 --> 00:01:33,000 - Ini. - Ini. 17 00:01:33,083 --> 00:01:34,500 - Ini! - Ini! 18 00:01:34,583 --> 00:01:37,625 Kita itu lagi nyari tengkorak gubernur Belanda. 19 00:01:37,708 --> 00:01:40,291 Mana ada orang Belanda namanya Otong Surotong. 20 00:01:40,375 --> 00:01:41,500 - Surotong? - Itu baca. 21 00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:45,416 [alunan cepat biola] 22 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:48,000 [alunan biola makin riuh] 23 00:01:49,083 --> 00:01:49,916 [biola berhenti] 24 00:01:50,666 --> 00:01:53,291 Makanya, ke dokter mata. Berobat. 25 00:01:53,375 --> 00:01:54,458 Gengsi, dong. 26 00:01:54,541 --> 00:01:55,875 Masa dukun ke dokter. 27 00:01:58,875 --> 00:01:59,833 [berdengus] 28 00:02:01,333 --> 00:02:02,500 [berdesah] 29 00:02:02,583 --> 00:02:03,416 [berdecak] 30 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:04,916 Pastiin dulu. 31 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,125 Benar enggak tengkoraknya. Entar salah lagi. 32 00:02:07,208 --> 00:02:08,375 Coba dicek gigi emasnya. 33 00:02:08,458 --> 00:02:09,666 Di kiri atas ada enggak. 34 00:02:10,250 --> 00:02:11,416 Nah! Ada ini. 35 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:12,333 [tertawa] 36 00:02:13,666 --> 00:02:15,125 Dengan tengkorak ini, 37 00:02:15,625 --> 00:02:18,916 berarti kita bisa menjalankan rencana kita. 38 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,000 [tertawa bersama] 39 00:02:23,458 --> 00:02:24,833 Eh, udah… 40 00:02:25,541 --> 00:02:26,625 Ke dokter gigi, gih. 41 00:02:26,708 --> 00:02:27,708 Mulut kamu bau ketek. 42 00:02:28,791 --> 00:02:29,791 Gengsi, dong. 43 00:02:29,875 --> 00:02:31,625 Masa dukun ke dokter. 44 00:02:32,541 --> 00:02:33,583 [berseru] Hei! 45 00:02:33,666 --> 00:02:35,333 [musik seram mengalun] 46 00:02:36,333 --> 00:02:37,208 Siapa kalian? 47 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:38,583 - Siapa? - Siapa? 48 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:40,416 Ya, siapa? 49 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,041 [letupan kecil] 50 00:02:45,375 --> 00:02:48,416 [intensitas musik meningkat] 51 00:02:51,041 --> 00:02:54,541 Oh, Pak Mongol. 52 00:02:54,625 --> 00:02:56,000 Sekarang sudah dengan Adul? 53 00:02:56,541 --> 00:02:57,875 Adul? Kiky. 54 00:02:57,958 --> 00:02:59,416 - Kiky. - Kiky Saputri. 55 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:01,458 Bercanda saja. 56 00:03:01,541 --> 00:03:02,833 Kiky yang di acara 57 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:04,083 Laper Ga itu? 58 00:03:04,166 --> 00:03:05,125 Iya, betul. 59 00:03:05,208 --> 00:03:06,958 Artis buat apa malam-malam di situ? 60 00:03:07,041 --> 00:03:08,625 Lagi syuting. 61 00:03:08,708 --> 00:03:09,541 Sama tengkorak? 62 00:03:09,625 --> 00:03:11,125 [Mongol] Properti buat syuting. 63 00:03:11,208 --> 00:03:12,083 Properti syuting. 64 00:03:12,166 --> 00:03:13,166 Film horor. 65 00:03:14,041 --> 00:03:15,458 [teriakan di kejauhan] 66 00:03:15,541 --> 00:03:16,458 [lengkingan keras] 67 00:03:16,541 --> 00:03:17,541 [geraman harimau] 68 00:03:19,666 --> 00:03:20,791 [satpam] Sama seperti itu? 69 00:03:20,875 --> 00:03:22,125 Makam yang dibongkar itu? 70 00:03:22,208 --> 00:03:23,166 [bersama] Iya. 71 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:25,875 Percaya, kan? 72 00:03:25,958 --> 00:03:27,291 Iya, percaya. [tertawa] 73 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:28,541 Makasih ya, kita… 74 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:29,500 [satpam] Eh. 75 00:03:29,583 --> 00:03:31,375 Kakak Kiky sabar dulu. 76 00:03:31,458 --> 00:03:32,541 Semenjak menikah itu, 77 00:03:32,625 --> 00:03:35,583 saya sudah tidak pernah lihat Kakak Kiky mendesah di TV lagi. 78 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:38,333 Boleh mendesah satu kali buat saya? 79 00:03:38,416 --> 00:03:40,750 - Enggak mau, sudah malu. - Lekas! 80 00:03:40,833 --> 00:03:44,291 [desahan wanita dan musik disko] 81 00:03:45,666 --> 00:03:47,166 - [musik berhenti] - [mendesah] 82 00:03:47,666 --> 00:03:49,458 [berbisik] Enggak usah. Diam. 83 00:03:49,541 --> 00:03:50,416 Mari. 84 00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:51,916 Sabar dulu, Kakak Kiky. 85 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,541 Saya boleh cek itu tengkorak? 86 00:03:54,250 --> 00:03:55,416 - [letupan kecil] - [Kiky] Ah! 87 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:57,291 - Itu, soto sudah nunggu lama. - Ya. 88 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,666 - Kayaknya dari tadi sore itu. - Iya. 89 00:03:59,750 --> 00:04:01,625 - Sotonya, Pak. - [Kiky] Makan dulu sotonya. 90 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:03,250 - Betul. Gratis lagi. - He'eh. 91 00:04:03,333 --> 00:04:04,625 Terima kasih, Kakak Kiky. 92 00:04:04,708 --> 00:04:06,583 - Iya. - Kok Kiky. Adul. 93 00:04:06,666 --> 00:04:08,041 Ih. Bercanda. 94 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:11,791 Nah, banyak ini. 95 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:14,333 Silakan, Pak. 96 00:04:15,875 --> 00:04:16,708 Enak ini. 97 00:04:17,250 --> 00:04:19,208 - Terima kasih, Pak. - Sama-sama, Pak. 98 00:04:21,541 --> 00:04:22,541 [seruput] 99 00:04:24,250 --> 00:04:25,125 [hentakan musik] 100 00:04:26,541 --> 00:04:28,708 [musik mencekam] 101 00:04:30,083 --> 00:04:31,458 [tertawa bersama] 102 00:04:31,541 --> 00:04:34,416 [tawa cekikikan] 103 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:35,458 [ledakan kecil] 104 00:04:36,625 --> 00:04:37,625 [tawa wanita] 105 00:04:38,458 --> 00:04:39,708 [dentaman keras] 106 00:04:39,791 --> 00:04:41,166 [dentuman kecil] 107 00:04:41,250 --> 00:04:43,125 [musik bersahaja mengalun] 108 00:04:44,416 --> 00:04:45,416 [musik berhenti] 109 00:04:46,250 --> 00:04:47,250 [keriuhan] 110 00:04:48,250 --> 00:04:49,666 [cekrek kamera bersahutan] 111 00:04:50,416 --> 00:04:52,166 [pria] Permisi. 112 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:54,416 Maaf. Nanti, ya. Maaf. 113 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:56,500 [musik berpacu ringan] 114 00:05:01,791 --> 00:05:03,208 - Pakde. - Eh? 115 00:05:03,875 --> 00:05:05,000 - Kau. - Ada apa ini? 116 00:05:05,083 --> 00:05:06,583 Tumben aku dipanggil ke TKP. 117 00:05:07,166 --> 00:05:09,000 Ini kejadian luar biasa namanya. 118 00:05:09,083 --> 00:05:11,708 Dua kuburan dibongkarnya, 119 00:05:11,791 --> 00:05:14,333 tapi cuma satu tengkorak yang diambilnya. 120 00:05:14,416 --> 00:05:16,416 Biasa Pakde enggak percaya sama hal-hal gini. 121 00:05:16,500 --> 00:05:19,625 Ya, tapi kan kau expert-nya. 122 00:05:20,250 --> 00:05:21,833 Ahli klenik kau. 123 00:05:21,916 --> 00:05:23,708 Makanya kupanggil. 124 00:05:23,791 --> 00:05:25,875 Eh, berapa mahal tengkorak ini? 125 00:05:25,958 --> 00:05:27,041 Enggak tahulah. 126 00:05:27,666 --> 00:05:29,041 Aku enggak jualan tengkorak. 127 00:05:29,125 --> 00:05:31,250 Jadi, kenapa diambilnya tengkorak ini? 128 00:05:31,333 --> 00:05:32,958 Terserah orang itu. 129 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:34,208 Untuk cincin mungkin. 130 00:05:34,291 --> 00:05:35,250 Nah, itu! 131 00:05:35,333 --> 00:05:37,416 Seperti cincin Pakde. Tengkorak. 132 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:39,000 Dia yang nyuri tengkoraknya. 133 00:05:39,083 --> 00:05:40,708 [tergagap] Ini kan cincin. 134 00:05:41,291 --> 00:05:42,291 Beda. Hah! 135 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:43,458 Lihat lah. 136 00:05:44,166 --> 00:05:45,125 Sudah, sudah! 137 00:05:45,208 --> 00:05:46,541 Sekarang kau cari bukti atau apa. 138 00:05:46,625 --> 00:05:48,791 Supaya cepat juga terbuka kasus ini. 139 00:05:50,916 --> 00:05:53,500 [musik misterius] 140 00:05:54,250 --> 00:05:56,416 Kenapa Bapak bisa tertidur di sini? 141 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:57,500 Aduh… 142 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:59,666 [polisi] Apa Bapak ingat peristiwa 143 00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:01,833 yang semalam terjadi di sini? 144 00:06:03,166 --> 00:06:06,083 Kira-kira jam berapa Bapak masih ingat peristiwa ini? 145 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:09,375 [musik menegangkan mengalun] 146 00:06:13,041 --> 00:06:14,041 [pria] Siapa kalian? 147 00:06:14,125 --> 00:06:15,708 [bersamaan] Prajurit Petarung! 148 00:06:15,791 --> 00:06:17,208 [teriakan kompak] 149 00:06:17,833 --> 00:06:18,791 Mana matamu? 150 00:06:18,875 --> 00:06:19,875 Ini mataku! 151 00:06:19,958 --> 00:06:21,125 Mata kiri mataku! 152 00:06:21,208 --> 00:06:22,291 Mata kanan mataku! 153 00:06:22,375 --> 00:06:23,500 Mata-mata! 154 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:24,833 [sorakan kompak] 155 00:06:24,916 --> 00:06:26,916 [tepuk tangan] 156 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,541 Hebat sekali! 157 00:06:29,208 --> 00:06:30,083 [moderator] Oke, Pak. 158 00:06:30,166 --> 00:06:33,125 Bisa diceritakan perjalanan karier Bapak 159 00:06:33,208 --> 00:06:36,208 dari mulai jadi tentara sampai sekarang 160 00:06:36,291 --> 00:06:38,666 diangkat jadi Wakil Menteri Pertahanan? 161 00:06:38,750 --> 00:06:40,583 Modal saya itu berani! 162 00:06:40,666 --> 00:06:42,875 [Mayjen Yusuf] Waktu saya bertugas di Angkatan Laut, 163 00:06:42,958 --> 00:06:44,416 saya lihat ada kapal selam, 164 00:06:45,541 --> 00:06:46,375 saya makan! 165 00:06:46,458 --> 00:06:47,583 Pempek! 166 00:06:47,666 --> 00:06:48,958 Luar biasa! 167 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:50,208 [tepuk tangan dan sorakan] 168 00:06:50,291 --> 00:06:51,750 Benar-benar prajurit petarung! 169 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:52,916 Lanjut, Pak. 170 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:56,333 Kapal selam saya ditembaki torpedo. 171 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:57,416 [musik menegangkan] 172 00:06:58,458 --> 00:07:00,083 Torpedonya saya sate! 173 00:07:00,166 --> 00:07:01,250 Tongseng! 174 00:07:01,916 --> 00:07:03,041 Luar biasa! 175 00:07:03,125 --> 00:07:04,791 Benar-benar prajurit petarung! 176 00:07:04,875 --> 00:07:07,500 [tepuk tangan dan sorakan] 177 00:07:08,291 --> 00:07:09,875 [musik mencekam mengalun] 178 00:07:09,958 --> 00:07:11,000 Ada lagi, Pak? 179 00:07:12,291 --> 00:07:14,041 [musik berlanjut] 180 00:07:14,916 --> 00:07:15,916 Pak? 181 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,000 Pak? 182 00:07:19,666 --> 00:07:20,791 [musik berhenti] 183 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:21,958 [desisan] 184 00:07:25,666 --> 00:07:26,500 Tenang. 185 00:07:27,125 --> 00:07:28,708 Saya pernah bertugas di hutan. 186 00:07:28,791 --> 00:07:32,083 Ular kayak gini bisa jadi makanan dua minggu. 187 00:07:32,166 --> 00:07:33,083 Maksudnya apa, ya? 188 00:07:34,166 --> 00:07:35,416 [desisan] 189 00:07:36,708 --> 00:07:37,666 [musik makin intens] 190 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:39,583 [efek suara plop] 191 00:07:41,208 --> 00:07:42,208 [suara tersumpal] 192 00:07:42,291 --> 00:07:43,291 [alunan musik India] 193 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:45,416 King kobra ini! Bahaya ini! 194 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:46,791 Raja ular ini! 195 00:07:47,875 --> 00:07:48,833 Modar kamu! 196 00:07:48,916 --> 00:07:50,875 Mati kamu! Aku rica-rica habis ini. 197 00:07:50,958 --> 00:07:52,083 [tepuk tangan] 198 00:07:53,958 --> 00:07:56,041 [suara terbekap] 199 00:07:56,916 --> 00:07:58,375 [tersengal] 200 00:07:58,458 --> 00:08:00,583 [tawa pria, wanita] 201 00:08:06,458 --> 00:08:07,458 Sut! Hei! 202 00:08:08,750 --> 00:08:10,500 Kalau udah ketawa enggak bisa berhenti. 203 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:14,625 Masku. Cintaku, my love-ku. 204 00:08:14,708 --> 00:08:16,458 Kamu sekarang semakin sakti. 205 00:08:17,041 --> 00:08:19,500 Kamu bisa menyantet pejabat negara. 206 00:08:19,583 --> 00:08:21,291 [tertawa] 207 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:22,375 Tapi, my love. 208 00:08:23,166 --> 00:08:27,750 Sayang, kekuatan kita baru bisa kelas wakil menteri. 209 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:30,250 Belum bisa menteri ke atas. 210 00:08:30,750 --> 00:08:31,583 My love. 211 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:34,791 Kita coba laporkan ini kepada paduka. 212 00:08:34,875 --> 00:08:35,708 Gimana? 213 00:08:36,541 --> 00:08:38,000 Aha! 214 00:08:38,708 --> 00:08:39,750 Benar juga. 215 00:08:40,416 --> 00:08:41,625 [tawa pendek] 216 00:08:41,708 --> 00:08:43,750 Kamu memang paling pintar. 217 00:08:43,833 --> 00:08:45,625 Kamu paling ganteng. 218 00:08:45,708 --> 00:08:46,916 Kamu paling baik. 219 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,416 Kamu paling rupawan. 220 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:49,833 Kamu paling juara. 221 00:08:49,916 --> 00:08:51,291 Kamu paling juara tujuh turunan, 222 00:08:51,375 --> 00:08:52,875 tujuh belokan, tujuh tikungan, 223 00:08:52,958 --> 00:08:54,000 tujuh semuanya dan segala… 224 00:08:54,083 --> 00:08:54,916 Udah, udah, udah. 225 00:08:55,666 --> 00:08:56,500 [berdengus] 226 00:08:57,166 --> 00:08:58,125 [bergumam] 227 00:08:58,208 --> 00:08:59,250 Gue tebas leher lo. 228 00:08:59,833 --> 00:09:01,541 Gue keluarin usus lo. 229 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,708 - Gue garuk pantat lo, ya. - Mau. 230 00:09:03,791 --> 00:09:04,958 Ih! 231 00:09:05,041 --> 00:09:05,958 Sedikit, ya. 232 00:09:06,041 --> 00:09:07,208 - Enggak! - Ayo. 233 00:09:07,291 --> 00:09:09,166 - Ayo, sedikit aja. - Apa, sih? 234 00:09:12,166 --> 00:09:13,875 [musik misterius mengalun] 235 00:09:14,541 --> 00:09:15,375 Voodoo? 236 00:09:35,750 --> 00:09:37,458 Siapa penyerangnya ini? 237 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:39,500 [ketikan kibor] 238 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:45,625 Sama, bulu ayam. 239 00:09:51,166 --> 00:09:52,125 Ki Bagus. 240 00:09:52,833 --> 00:09:53,833 Ni Gendis. 241 00:09:54,416 --> 00:09:55,416 Ki Bagus. 242 00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:57,083 Ni Gendis. 243 00:09:58,083 --> 00:10:00,375 [intensitas musik meningkat] 244 00:10:00,458 --> 00:10:02,458 [musik menegangkan mengalun] 245 00:10:05,541 --> 00:10:06,375 Silakan duduk. 246 00:10:07,666 --> 00:10:09,083 [Presiden] Kita akan mulai 247 00:10:09,166 --> 00:10:10,833 rapat koperasi hari ini. 248 00:10:10,916 --> 00:10:12,208 Koordinasi, Pak. 249 00:10:12,291 --> 00:10:13,625 [musik mengendur] 250 00:10:13,708 --> 00:10:16,291 Oke, kalau mau diganti rapat koordinasi. 251 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:17,625 Ah… 252 00:10:17,708 --> 00:10:20,291 Bagaimana kondisi Mayjen Yusuf sekarang? 253 00:10:20,375 --> 00:10:21,250 Stabil, Pak. 254 00:10:21,791 --> 00:10:23,416 Tapi dia masih trauma sama ular. 255 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:25,791 Jadi, siapa pun bicara dengan dia harus hati-hati. 256 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,083 Jangan sampai kelihatan lidah, 257 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,000 jangan mendesis, 258 00:10:29,083 --> 00:10:31,083 - dan jangan sambil goyang-goyang. - [berdesis] 259 00:10:31,583 --> 00:10:32,458 Wah. 260 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:36,625 Tapi apakah dia memegang kode rahasia negara yang penting? 261 00:10:36,708 --> 00:10:39,125 Dia pegang kode peluncuran misil jarak jauh. 262 00:10:39,208 --> 00:10:40,208 Angkatan Laut. 263 00:10:41,666 --> 00:10:45,083 Apakah ada yang tahu penyebab kejadian kemarin? 264 00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:47,083 Pelakunya adalah dukun, Pak. 265 00:10:47,583 --> 00:10:49,000 [pria] Izin menambahkan, Pak. 266 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:51,583 Kemarin di atap gedung kementerian, 267 00:10:52,208 --> 00:10:53,291 saya menemukan buhul. 268 00:10:53,875 --> 00:10:54,833 [menteri] Sebentar. 269 00:10:54,916 --> 00:10:56,041 Anda ini siapa? 270 00:10:56,125 --> 00:10:58,333 Penasihat spiritual Presiden. 271 00:11:00,166 --> 00:11:01,541 Dukun. 272 00:11:01,625 --> 00:11:03,083 Enggak usah sok keren. 273 00:11:04,833 --> 00:11:07,583 [pria] Ini adalah serangan ke menteri, 274 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:08,541 wakil menteri, 275 00:11:08,625 --> 00:11:10,083 sejak tahun 2016. 276 00:11:10,166 --> 00:11:12,250 Jumlahnya ada 87 serangan. 277 00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:13,500 Kenapa 87? 278 00:11:13,583 --> 00:11:16,000 Karena kalau 98 kerusuhan, Pak. 279 00:11:16,083 --> 00:11:17,000 [efek suara jenaka] 280 00:11:17,083 --> 00:11:18,125 Jadi, siapa saja? 281 00:11:18,208 --> 00:11:20,291 [pria] Dari sepasang dukun 282 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:21,333 yang bernama 283 00:11:21,416 --> 00:11:23,708 Ki Bagus dan Ni Gendis. 284 00:11:23,791 --> 00:11:27,250 Umur Ki Bagus dan Ni Gendis sudah 200 tahun lebih 285 00:11:27,333 --> 00:11:28,958 dan mereka sangat kuat. 286 00:11:29,041 --> 00:11:32,291 Wakil menteri sudah bisa diserang. 287 00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:36,166 Bukan tidak mungkin kabinet juga akan diserang. 288 00:11:36,250 --> 00:11:37,500 Kenapa kabinet? 289 00:11:38,041 --> 00:11:39,791 Kenapa enggak kitchen set, 290 00:11:40,375 --> 00:11:41,250 sofa, 291 00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:42,500 meja makan? 292 00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:44,291 [bahasa inggris] Kenapa? Maksudku, kenapa? 293 00:11:44,375 --> 00:11:46,583 Bukan lemari kabinet. 294 00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:49,666 Kabinet kita. 295 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:51,625 K-a ka, m-i mi. 296 00:11:51,708 --> 00:11:52,916 Kita. 297 00:11:54,541 --> 00:11:57,416 [Presiden] Kita harus mencegah sebelum benar-benar tejadi. 298 00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:58,916 Karena kalian, para menteri, 299 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,125 memegang rahasia negara. 300 00:12:01,208 --> 00:12:03,125 Kode-kode yang penting. 301 00:12:03,208 --> 00:12:04,791 Kode misil angkatan bersenjata. 302 00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:06,916 kode brankas Bank Indonesia, 303 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,333 kode token listrik rumah saya. 304 00:12:10,958 --> 00:12:12,958 Itu semua penting. 305 00:12:13,541 --> 00:12:15,416 [Presiden] Pakde Indro. Oki. 306 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:18,041 Saya tugaskan kalian menyelesaikan masalah ini. 307 00:12:18,125 --> 00:12:19,125 [bersamaan] Siap, Pak. 308 00:12:19,208 --> 00:12:21,083 Oh. Silakan dimakan. 309 00:12:21,166 --> 00:12:22,125 Apanya? 310 00:12:22,666 --> 00:12:23,750 [Oki] Apanya, Pak? 311 00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:25,958 Rumah siapa ini, Ki? 312 00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:27,916 Rumah Ki Atmo. 313 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,083 Kawan inangku, Pakde. 314 00:12:31,666 --> 00:12:34,500 Mengusik jiwa kemiskinanku nengoknya. 315 00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:35,541 [terkekeh] 316 00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:37,291 - Kalau gitu sama. - [tertawa] 317 00:12:37,375 --> 00:12:38,250 [desing] 318 00:12:39,208 --> 00:12:40,041 [derit rem] 319 00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:41,791 [bahasa inggris] Ada apa? Ada apa? 320 00:12:41,875 --> 00:12:43,625 Saudaraku. Anak-anakku. 321 00:12:43,708 --> 00:12:44,875 Selamat datang di… 322 00:12:45,458 --> 00:12:46,791 yah, rumah kecilku. 323 00:12:46,875 --> 00:12:48,000 [musik jenaka mengalun] 324 00:12:49,625 --> 00:12:50,500 Manusia semangka? 325 00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:51,500 Bukan. 326 00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:53,125 Itu Ki Atmo. 327 00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:58,208 Ubannya bukan putih, tapi hijau kutengok. 328 00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:01,541 - Memang nyentrik orangnya. - Oh. 329 00:13:02,958 --> 00:13:04,250 Ki, dari mana? 330 00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:06,750 [bahasa Indonesia] Biasa lah,dari kamar. 331 00:13:06,833 --> 00:13:10,000 Dari kamar saja pakai kendaraan macam itu. 332 00:13:10,083 --> 00:13:11,916 Macam mana kalau ke mal? [tertawa] 333 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,583 Sudah pasti naik heli lah. [tertawa] 334 00:13:15,541 --> 00:13:16,916 Yang bunyinya guk guk guk. 335 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:17,875 [gonggongan anjing] 336 00:13:17,958 --> 00:13:19,041 Bukan Heli yang itu. 337 00:13:19,541 --> 00:13:20,458 Ini heli yang… 338 00:13:20,541 --> 00:13:22,708 [bersenandung] ♪ Helikopter, helikopter ♪ 339 00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:26,416 [bahasa Inggris] Sudah, Anak-anakku. Ayo, kemari. Masuk. 340 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:27,666 Iya, Ki. 341 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:29,958 [bahasa Inggris] Halo, Semua. 342 00:13:30,041 --> 00:13:31,250 Lihat pembantu saya. 343 00:13:32,083 --> 00:13:33,708 Enggak ada gajinya. 344 00:13:34,625 --> 00:13:35,791 Pintar juga dia ini. 345 00:13:35,875 --> 00:13:37,833 Kalau lebaran enggak pernah mudik dia ini. 346 00:13:37,916 --> 00:13:38,750 [tawa tertahan] 347 00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:40,166 Gimana? 348 00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:42,250 Kita mau bertanya tentang… 349 00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:44,250 Ki Bagus dan Ni Gendis. 350 00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,250 Ki Bagus. 351 00:13:46,333 --> 00:13:47,500 Ni Gendis. 352 00:13:49,333 --> 00:13:50,291 [bahasa Inggris] Jadi… 353 00:13:52,041 --> 00:13:54,625 [efek suara digital] 354 00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:58,875 [musik cadas mengalun] 355 00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:07,875 [denting logam] 356 00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:10,708 [Ki Atmo] Dulu, mereka itu enemy. 357 00:14:10,791 --> 00:14:11,666 Musuhan. 358 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:13,750 ["Seberkas Sinar" mengalun] 359 00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:20,583 ♪ Hanya berteman sepi dan angin malam ♪ 360 00:14:25,291 --> 00:14:28,458 ♪ Hati s'lalu bertanya ♪ 361 00:14:30,041 --> 00:14:35,291 - ♪ Adakah kasih suci? ♪ - [teriakan dalam gerakan lambat] 362 00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:42,416 ♪ Dalam cinta, ha ha ♪ 363 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:46,375 ♪ Adakah cintamu? ♪ 364 00:14:46,458 --> 00:14:52,625 ♪ Ha ha ha ha ♪ 365 00:14:53,791 --> 00:14:55,750 ♪ Seberkas cahaya… ♪ 366 00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:58,125 Sebenarnya sudah lama aku suka sama kamu. 367 00:14:58,208 --> 00:15:00,375 Hah? Sebenarnya, 368 00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:01,500 aku juga. 369 00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:04,958 Jadi, kita gimana? 370 00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:07,166 Burung kenari mematuk batu. 371 00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:08,083 Cakep. 372 00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:09,125 Mari kita bersatu. 373 00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:10,041 Boleh. 374 00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:11,208 [tertawa bersama] 375 00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:13,208 [pria, bahasa Belanda] Hei, Pribumi! 376 00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:15,416 [bahasa Indonesia] Bagaimana selanjutnya? 377 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,750 - [jentikan jari] - [ledakan] 378 00:15:18,833 --> 00:15:20,833 [terbahak-bahak] 379 00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:24,166 [pria] Dengan kekuatan semesta hitam yang diberikan 380 00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:25,250 kepada saya. 381 00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:28,416 Saya nyatakan kalian sebagai dusutri. 382 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,958 Dukun suami istri! 383 00:15:31,041 --> 00:15:32,291 [semua terbahak-bahak] 384 00:15:33,916 --> 00:15:39,500 ♪ Dambaan insan di dunia ini ♪ 385 00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:43,625 ♪ Ha ha ha ha ♪ 386 00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:45,791 [Ki Atmo] Tapi, semenjak mereka married, 387 00:15:45,875 --> 00:15:47,000 kekuatan mereka… 388 00:15:47,708 --> 00:15:48,625 energi mereka… 389 00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:52,291 bertambah menjadi berlipat ganda. 390 00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:53,416 [tertawa] 391 00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:57,416 [teriakan dalam gerak lambat] 392 00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,208 [letusan senjata] 393 00:16:01,041 --> 00:16:02,583 [Ki Atmo] Waktu perang kemerdekaan, 394 00:16:02,666 --> 00:16:05,375 mereka sering banget bantuin 395 00:16:05,458 --> 00:16:06,708 para pejuang kita. 396 00:16:08,833 --> 00:16:10,125 Bagaimana ini? 397 00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:13,541 [gemuruh] 398 00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:15,708 [berteriak] 399 00:16:15,791 --> 00:16:17,791 [ledakan] 400 00:16:18,916 --> 00:16:21,125 [mengerang] 401 00:16:25,208 --> 00:16:26,250 [tawa Ni Gendis] 402 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:29,416 - Yes! - [tertawa] Berhasil! 403 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:31,291 [semua berteriak] Merdeka! 404 00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:33,208 [Ki Atmo] Tapi, 405 00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:35,250 setelah Belanda berhasil diusir, 406 00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:37,416 jasa mereka tidak pernah diakui. 407 00:16:37,541 --> 00:16:39,708 [musik berhenti] 408 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,083 [tertawa] 409 00:16:43,791 --> 00:16:44,666 Maaf. 410 00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:46,916 Sampean berdua enggak bisa masuk ke dalam. 411 00:16:47,791 --> 00:16:48,791 - Apa-apaan? - Maksudnya? 412 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,125 Kita mau ketemu Presiden! 413 00:16:50,208 --> 00:16:52,166 Kita yang paling berhak untuk ketemu Presiden. 414 00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:54,083 Karena kita yang paling berjasa di sini. 415 00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:55,166 Kita ini pejuang. 416 00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:56,958 Kita yang menghancurkan Belanda! 417 00:16:57,041 --> 00:16:58,000 Tetap enggak bisa! 418 00:16:58,500 --> 00:16:59,666 Maksudnya apa? 419 00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:00,958 Minggir! Kita mau masuk! 420 00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:02,166 Minggir. 421 00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:03,583 Kami berjasa. 422 00:17:03,666 --> 00:17:04,583 Hei! 423 00:17:04,666 --> 00:17:05,500 Kok? 424 00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:09,375 - Ini apa-apaan? - Mereka tanpa kita enggak bisa apa-apa. 425 00:17:09,458 --> 00:17:10,416 Merdeka, Ki Bagus! 426 00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:12,125 Merdeka, Ni Gendis! 427 00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:13,458 Kok mereka yang masuk? 428 00:17:13,541 --> 00:17:15,125 Kita yang berjuang mati-matian! 429 00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:16,750 Malah mereka yang masuk. 430 00:17:17,416 --> 00:17:19,541 Dia pikir, dia yang paling hebat. 431 00:17:19,625 --> 00:17:21,541 Merasa paling kuat dan paling jago. 432 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,208 Dia memang jago. 433 00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:24,333 Ih, jago apanya! 434 00:17:24,916 --> 00:17:26,125 Kita yang jago. 435 00:17:26,708 --> 00:17:28,000 [letupan] 436 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:31,625 [berdecak] 437 00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:34,916 Harusnya kita ada di situ. 438 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,625 Itu, negara yang enggak tahu terima kasih. 439 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,041 Harusnya kita bisa berada di mereka. 440 00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:41,583 Mestinya kita yang dilantik. 441 00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:44,000 Lihat saja pembalasan kita. 442 00:17:44,583 --> 00:17:45,541 Kita kerjain mereka. 443 00:17:46,041 --> 00:17:47,625 Kita bikin mereka kurapan. 444 00:17:47,708 --> 00:17:48,958 Kita bikin mereka ambeien. 445 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:50,833 Gondongan. 446 00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:52,166 Gunduk berentet. 447 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,083 Bikin mereka… 448 00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:56,000 sakit moncor-moncor. 449 00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:57,666 Kutilan di ketek. 450 00:17:57,750 --> 00:17:58,583 Sumbilangan. 451 00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:00,583 Sembelit. 452 00:18:00,666 --> 00:18:01,500 Bisul berdahak. 453 00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:03,458 - Batuk! - Hah? 454 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:04,375 Nah! 455 00:18:06,166 --> 00:18:07,916 [bahasa Inggris] Sejak saat itu, 456 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,375 [bahasa Indonesia] mereka… 457 00:18:09,458 --> 00:18:11,583 punya dendam sama negara ini, 458 00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:13,125 dan kabarnya, 459 00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:16,791 siapa pun presidennya, pasti… 460 00:18:17,416 --> 00:18:18,375 akan disantet! 461 00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:19,458 [gemerisik bara] 462 00:18:20,041 --> 00:18:21,416 [musik mencekam mengalun] 463 00:18:23,041 --> 00:18:23,875 Ayo, kita mulai. 464 00:18:23,958 --> 00:18:24,958 [mendengus] 465 00:18:26,958 --> 00:18:28,000 [kejan] 466 00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:31,166 Kok enggak gerak-gerak? 467 00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:32,333 [Ni Gendis] Bergerak. 468 00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:34,708 Enggak itu. Lihat. 469 00:18:34,791 --> 00:18:35,875 Gerak, ah. 470 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,375 [tabuhan kendang] 471 00:18:38,458 --> 00:18:39,333 Bukan kamu. 472 00:18:39,833 --> 00:18:42,041 - Ini tengkoraknya. - Gagal berarti. 473 00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:43,875 [berdesah] 474 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,541 [berdecak, berdesah] 475 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:49,458 Ternyata kamu bukan tengkorak Belanda yang kami cari. 476 00:18:54,541 --> 00:18:56,416 [Oki] Kenapa mesti pakai tengkorak ya, Ki? 477 00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:59,041 Dan kenapa mesti tengkorak Belanda? 478 00:19:00,166 --> 00:19:03,083 Ki Surya mungkin tahu jawabannya. 479 00:19:03,166 --> 00:19:04,041 [Ki Atmo tertawa] 480 00:19:04,125 --> 00:19:05,666 [musik alunan biola] 481 00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:07,041 [deru mesin] 482 00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:10,291 [Ki Surya] Pada tahun 1600-an, 483 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:17,916 ada seorang gubernur Belanda bernama Jan Pieterszoon Coen. 484 00:19:18,541 --> 00:19:19,458 Si Coen ini 485 00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:20,958 jahat sekali! 486 00:19:21,791 --> 00:19:23,041 - [erangan] - [pecutan cambuk] 487 00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:25,916 [pecutan cambuk] 488 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:26,833 [teriakan] 489 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,166 - [bahasa Belanda] Tembak! - [letusan senjata] 490 00:19:30,958 --> 00:19:32,708 [terbahak-bahak] 491 00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:37,791 [Ki Surya] Menurut legenda, 492 00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:42,666 dia rela mengorbankan anaknya demi mendapat kekayaan 493 00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:45,125 - dan kekuasaan di Batavia. - Tolong! Papa! 494 00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:48,166 - [erangan] - [sabetan pisau] 495 00:19:50,708 --> 00:19:53,458 [Ki Surya] Dia itu sudah terhubung dengan syaiton. 496 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,041 [teriakan melolong] 497 00:19:56,958 --> 00:19:57,916 [Ki Surya] Makanya, 498 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,666 saat si Coen mati, 499 00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:02,833 banyak orang yang mencari mayatnya 500 00:20:02,916 --> 00:20:06,125 untuk dijadikan sesajen, 501 00:20:06,791 --> 00:20:08,541 dan untuk mengelabui itu, 502 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:13,333 bawahan si Coen ini membuat banyak kuburan, 503 00:20:13,416 --> 00:20:14,458 kuburan, 504 00:20:14,541 --> 00:20:15,500 kuburan, 505 00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:16,625 kuburan, 506 00:20:16,708 --> 00:20:17,708 kuburan, 507 00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:19,041 kuburan, 508 00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:20,250 kuburan… 509 00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:21,541 Banyak banget kuburannya. 510 00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:22,458 Hampir selesai. 511 00:20:22,541 --> 00:20:23,666 Masih banyak ini. 512 00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:24,583 Kuburan, 513 00:20:24,666 --> 00:20:26,041 kuburan palsu. 514 00:20:26,958 --> 00:20:30,000 Jadi, kalau ada dukun santet 515 00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:34,208 yang mempunyai tengkorak si Coen ini, 516 00:20:34,791 --> 00:20:37,166 sudah pasti kekuatannya 517 00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:41,208 akan berlipat-lipat ganda. 518 00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:44,416 Kami mohon bantuan Ki Surya 519 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,458 untuk bisa memberi tahu kami, 520 00:20:46,541 --> 00:20:48,500 kira-kira alamat tepatnya di mana, Ki? 521 00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:49,416 Loh? 522 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,875 Saya ini kan dukun, bukan dukcapil. 523 00:20:53,458 --> 00:20:55,208 Mana ingat alamatnya. 524 00:20:55,291 --> 00:20:59,375 Tapi coba kalian tanya sama Ki Angker. 525 00:20:59,916 --> 00:21:01,291 Sana tanya sini. 526 00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:02,708 - Sini tanya sana. - Itu. 527 00:21:02,791 --> 00:21:03,875 Muter-muter aja. 528 00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:06,291 Benar-benar macam di negeri Konoha. 529 00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:10,333 [Oki] Saya boleh tanya enggak, Ki? 530 00:21:10,416 --> 00:21:14,625 Ki Surya kenapa lebih pilih duduk di sana ya, Ki, daripada di bangku ini? 531 00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:17,583 Kan bangku ini sebenarnya lebih nyaman buat Ki Surya? 532 00:21:18,291 --> 00:21:19,250 [tawa pendek] 533 00:21:20,625 --> 00:21:22,583 Saya tidak peduli dengan kenyamanan. 534 00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:26,291 Dulu, saya ke mana-mana naik angkot. 535 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,208 Jadi, sebagai empat enam mania, 536 00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:33,583 saya ingin membawa suasana angkot. 537 00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:35,541 - Oh. - [tawa kecil] 538 00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:37,375 [ketukan] 539 00:21:37,458 --> 00:21:38,416 Pinggir, Bang. 540 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,583 Hei! Suasana angkot. 541 00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:41,958 Bukan angkot ini. 542 00:21:42,041 --> 00:21:42,958 Oh. 543 00:21:43,125 --> 00:21:44,583 Lagian mana ada kondektur. 544 00:21:44,666 --> 00:21:45,500 [tawa canggung] 545 00:21:47,833 --> 00:21:48,916 [Indro] Mati. 546 00:21:49,666 --> 00:21:51,166 - [jeritan] - [Indro, Oki terkejut] 547 00:21:51,916 --> 00:21:52,916 [Ki Surya merintih] 548 00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:55,291 Saya salah beli sepatu bola. 549 00:21:55,375 --> 00:21:56,416 Pulnya di atas. 550 00:21:57,625 --> 00:21:58,458 Kebalik. 551 00:21:59,291 --> 00:22:00,125 Emas ya itu? 552 00:22:02,666 --> 00:22:03,541 Mbak. 553 00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:05,166 Aduh. 554 00:22:06,916 --> 00:22:10,625 Akhirnya kita ketemu juga sama mbah dukun yang miskin. 555 00:22:12,041 --> 00:22:14,333 Masa meeting saja di tempat macam ini. 556 00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:15,708 Pakde yang sepele. 557 00:22:16,541 --> 00:22:18,625 Ini hotel, dia yang punya. 558 00:22:21,375 --> 00:22:22,958 Nah itu dia. Mbah! 559 00:22:23,666 --> 00:22:24,500 Oki! 560 00:22:26,041 --> 00:22:27,791 Itu mah, bukan mbah. 561 00:22:27,875 --> 00:22:28,958 Model itu. 562 00:22:30,125 --> 00:22:31,458 [musik disko mengalun] 563 00:22:35,625 --> 00:22:37,166 Halo, halo, halo. 564 00:22:37,250 --> 00:22:39,041 - Selamat datang di hotel saya. - Iya. 565 00:22:39,916 --> 00:22:41,291 Oke. 566 00:22:41,833 --> 00:22:42,958 Minum? 567 00:22:43,041 --> 00:22:44,875 - Sudah. - Sudah ini saja, Mbah. 568 00:22:44,958 --> 00:22:46,458 - Yang itu? - Iya. 569 00:22:46,541 --> 00:22:48,583 Belum kuat tenggorokannya masuk yang mahal, ya? 570 00:22:48,666 --> 00:22:50,208 - [tertawa] Iya. - Minum, ya. 571 00:22:50,291 --> 00:22:51,916 - Iya, Mbah. - Bagaimana? 572 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:56,041 Sebenarnya, tempat tinggal Ki Bagus dan Ni Gendis di mana, Mbah? 573 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:57,125 Oh, itu? 574 00:22:57,208 --> 00:22:58,041 Iya. 575 00:22:58,125 --> 00:23:01,000 Kalian pernah dengar Indromaret Cilincing? 576 00:23:01,083 --> 00:23:02,708 - Iya. - Ah! Tahu. 577 00:23:03,291 --> 00:23:04,916 - Yang di pojok itu. Besar. - Nah! 578 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,458 - Itu? - Jauh. 579 00:23:06,583 --> 00:23:07,458 Uh. 580 00:23:07,541 --> 00:23:08,625 Jauh dari situ. 581 00:23:08,708 --> 00:23:10,500 Mending jangan di situ dah. 582 00:23:10,583 --> 00:23:12,541 Tapi, kabarnya… 583 00:23:13,333 --> 00:23:15,291 mereka berada di satu pulau. 584 00:23:16,333 --> 00:23:17,458 Kepulauan Seribu. 585 00:23:18,125 --> 00:23:19,416 Pulau yang paling utara. 586 00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:22,666 Pulau itu bernama… 587 00:23:22,750 --> 00:23:24,000 [musik menegangkan mengalun] 588 00:23:31,041 --> 00:23:32,041 Mbah? 589 00:23:32,791 --> 00:23:33,750 Ah. 590 00:23:33,833 --> 00:23:34,666 Pulau Kosong. 591 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,791 Ya, tapi namanya apa, Mbah? 592 00:23:38,875 --> 00:23:40,000 Pulau Kosong. 593 00:23:40,083 --> 00:23:40,916 [Oki] Iya. 594 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:41,833 Kita tahu. 595 00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:43,250 Pulaunya kosong. 596 00:23:44,166 --> 00:23:45,166 Namanya apa? 597 00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:47,166 Ngeyel nih dobel gondrong dari tadi. 598 00:23:48,416 --> 00:23:49,250 Pulau Kosong! 599 00:23:49,333 --> 00:23:50,875 Namanya Pulau Kosong, ya Pulau Kosong. 600 00:23:50,958 --> 00:23:51,833 Walaupun kosong, 601 00:23:51,916 --> 00:23:54,500 tapi kan dia tinggal di situ kan enggak kosong. 602 00:23:54,583 --> 00:23:57,708 Ya, sebenarnya di situ tinggal 400 KK. 603 00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:00,750 - Oh. - Ya, namanya juga kiasan. 604 00:24:01,291 --> 00:24:03,750 Memang ulat kaki seribu kakinya seribu? 605 00:24:03,833 --> 00:24:05,625 Siapa yang mau hitung? 606 00:24:05,708 --> 00:24:07,291 Bagaimana pakai kaus kakinya? 607 00:24:08,916 --> 00:24:10,291 - Diminum. - Iya. 608 00:24:10,375 --> 00:24:11,333 [tawa kecil] 609 00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:12,541 [musik jenaka mengalun] 610 00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:13,625 [seruput air] 611 00:24:14,458 --> 00:24:15,333 Ah! 612 00:24:16,583 --> 00:24:17,500 Itu apa, Mbah? 613 00:24:17,583 --> 00:24:18,458 Keras. 614 00:24:18,541 --> 00:24:19,583 Teh tawar. 615 00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:21,333 [tertawa canggung] 616 00:24:21,416 --> 00:24:23,291 Tapi, di sini 617 00:24:23,375 --> 00:24:25,833 untuk satu kamar per malam berapa ya, Mbah? 618 00:24:25,916 --> 00:24:28,541 Per malam lima juta. 619 00:24:29,541 --> 00:24:30,416 Lima begini. 620 00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:31,583 Itu tiga. 621 00:24:31,666 --> 00:24:33,000 Hitung bareng-bareng. 622 00:24:33,083 --> 00:24:34,375 Satu. Dua. Tiga. 623 00:24:34,458 --> 00:24:35,291 Empat. Lima. 624 00:24:35,375 --> 00:24:37,291 Asyik banget, deh. 625 00:24:38,416 --> 00:24:39,708 Atau buat kalian, 626 00:24:39,791 --> 00:24:41,583 ini ada kamar murah, 627 00:24:41,666 --> 00:24:43,708 tapi kamar bekas Nyi Roro Kidul, mau? 628 00:24:43,791 --> 00:24:45,250 - Enggak. - Mau, lah. 629 00:24:45,333 --> 00:24:47,000 - Enggak. - Terima kasih. Enggak dulu. 630 00:24:47,083 --> 00:24:48,750 Rasakan sensasinya saja dulu. 631 00:24:48,833 --> 00:24:51,875 Jam dua ada kereta kencana. Ada kuda tembus tembok. Ces! 632 00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:53,041 Enggak usah, Mbah. 633 00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:54,666 Kita sering TikTok-an bareng. 634 00:24:54,916 --> 00:24:55,750 Hah? 635 00:24:55,833 --> 00:25:00,375 [bernyanyi] ♪ Stecu stecu Stelan cuek baru malu… ♪ 636 00:25:00,458 --> 00:25:02,083 - Ayo, enggak apa. - Enggak usah, Mbah. 637 00:25:02,166 --> 00:25:03,625 - Enggak apa-apa. Ayo. - Makasih. 638 00:25:03,708 --> 00:25:05,000 ["Stecu Stecu" mengalun] 639 00:25:05,083 --> 00:25:08,583 ♪ Stelan cuek baru malu ♪ 640 00:25:08,666 --> 00:25:10,666 ♪ Aduh adek ini Mau juga Abang… ♪ 641 00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:12,458 Stecu stecu. Gimana? 642 00:25:12,541 --> 00:25:13,916 Sudah malu, belum? 643 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,916 [tertawa] Dilihatin pegawai saya. 644 00:25:17,666 --> 00:25:18,541 Diminum. 645 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,916 Terus kita kayak mana ini sekarang, Pakde? 646 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,500 Ya, langsung operasi militer lah. 647 00:25:25,041 --> 00:25:26,166 Sebelum mereka beraksi. 648 00:25:27,333 --> 00:25:28,500 Hubungi siapa, kita? 649 00:25:29,750 --> 00:25:33,416 Ya, agensi-agensi senior, dong. 650 00:25:33,916 --> 00:25:35,333 Pakai tanya, kau. 651 00:25:35,875 --> 00:25:37,125 - [derit rem] - [musik spionase] 652 00:25:38,625 --> 00:25:40,083 [Indro] Agen yang satu ini, 653 00:25:40,166 --> 00:25:42,708 waktu perang, saking gantengnya, 654 00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:44,791 musuh-musuhnya pun ajak kawin. 655 00:25:49,375 --> 00:25:50,666 [Oki] Bahaya ini, Pakde. 656 00:25:51,250 --> 00:25:52,208 [Indro] Agen kedua ini, 657 00:25:52,291 --> 00:25:54,125 dia pernah mimpi setan, 658 00:25:54,208 --> 00:25:56,083 tapi setannya istighfar. 659 00:25:56,583 --> 00:25:57,666 Jin Islam. 660 00:25:59,250 --> 00:26:00,333 [Oki] Oke sekali yang ini. 661 00:26:00,416 --> 00:26:01,375 [derit rem] 662 00:26:01,458 --> 00:26:02,833 [Indro] Ini yang ketiga. 663 00:26:02,916 --> 00:26:07,083 Di badannya ada 78 luka tembak. 664 00:26:09,333 --> 00:26:10,333 [Oki] Tak mati dia? 665 00:26:10,416 --> 00:26:13,041 John Wick jumpa dia, cium tangan dia paling. 666 00:26:13,125 --> 00:26:14,291 Wih! Pasti. 667 00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:17,750 ♪ Dono, Kasino, Indro ♪ 668 00:26:17,833 --> 00:26:19,666 [musik penuh semangat] 669 00:26:28,083 --> 00:26:29,083 [klakson truk] 670 00:26:29,166 --> 00:26:30,041 [musik berhenti] 671 00:26:30,125 --> 00:26:31,083 Mak! 672 00:26:31,166 --> 00:26:32,125 Tergiling? 673 00:26:33,250 --> 00:26:34,333 Kayak mana itu, Pakde? 674 00:26:34,833 --> 00:26:37,291 Aduh, aduh… 675 00:26:39,125 --> 00:26:40,791 [napas tersengal] 676 00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:45,041 Jadi, kalian enggak bisa terjun payung besok? 677 00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:46,875 Kira-kira menurut Pakde 678 00:26:46,958 --> 00:26:48,833 - gimana? Aduh… - [napas tersengal] 679 00:26:49,625 --> 00:26:51,458 Macam mana orang ini mau terjun payung, Pakde? 680 00:26:52,208 --> 00:26:54,291 Orangnya pun terbungkus rapi kayak kado ini. 681 00:26:54,375 --> 00:26:56,250 Siapa yang bakal diutus? 682 00:26:56,333 --> 00:26:57,166 Ini lagi. 683 00:26:57,708 --> 00:26:59,125 Getar-getar terus dia. 684 00:26:59,208 --> 00:27:00,833 Kayak hape silent dia kutengok. 685 00:27:00,916 --> 00:27:02,333 - [suara sesak napas] - Aduh. 686 00:27:02,916 --> 00:27:04,083 Jadi, macam mana ini, Pakde? 687 00:27:04,166 --> 00:27:05,791 Siapa yang bakal kita suruh ini? 688 00:27:08,708 --> 00:27:11,708 Terima kasih, Bu, ya, sudah meluangkan waktunya 689 00:27:11,791 --> 00:27:13,541 buat kita. [tawa kecil] 690 00:27:13,625 --> 00:27:14,708 Penjual madu, ya. 691 00:27:14,791 --> 00:27:17,000 [tawa ringan] Sama-sama. 692 00:27:17,416 --> 00:27:18,583 Eh… 693 00:27:18,666 --> 00:27:19,916 Mas, jualan apa, ya? 694 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,333 - [musik kendur] - [bersama] Hah? 695 00:27:23,541 --> 00:27:25,333 Kan tadi saya sudah bilang, Bu. 696 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,125 Jualan madu, Bu. 697 00:27:27,666 --> 00:27:30,166 - Saya sudah bawa sarang lebahnya, Bu. - [tawa kecil] 698 00:27:30,250 --> 00:27:31,625 [semua tertawa kecil] 699 00:27:31,833 --> 00:27:34,333 Mending Ibu coba dulu madu dari kita. 700 00:27:34,416 --> 00:27:36,083 - Betul banget, Bu. - Silakan, Bu. 701 00:27:36,166 --> 00:27:39,083 [penjual 1] Jujur, Ibu, madu dari kita ini madu yang premium, Bu, 702 00:27:39,166 --> 00:27:42,208 dan tentunya, madu kita ini madu yang organik. 703 00:27:42,291 --> 00:27:44,250 - Sebentar Ibu coba dulu, ya. - Oke. 704 00:27:44,333 --> 00:27:45,208 Silakan. 705 00:27:47,708 --> 00:27:49,083 Bagaimana, Bu, rasanya? 706 00:27:49,166 --> 00:27:50,333 Review jujurnya, Bu. 707 00:27:50,416 --> 00:27:51,250 [bergumam] 708 00:27:51,791 --> 00:27:53,583 Rasanya… 709 00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:56,833 [musik menegangkan mengalun] 710 00:27:56,916 --> 00:27:57,958 Kayak… 711 00:27:58,041 --> 00:27:58,875 Kayak apa, Bu? 712 00:27:58,958 --> 00:28:00,458 Kayak… 713 00:28:00,541 --> 00:28:01,875 Kayak apa, Bu? 714 00:28:01,958 --> 00:28:03,083 Kayak… 715 00:28:03,166 --> 00:28:04,375 madu! 716 00:28:04,458 --> 00:28:06,875 [tawa kecil] 717 00:28:07,625 --> 00:28:09,333 Ini ibunya enggak pintar, ya. 718 00:28:09,833 --> 00:28:12,291 Kulitnya belum pernah diantuk tawon kayaknya. 719 00:28:12,375 --> 00:28:13,416 Aduh. 720 00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:14,625 Loh? 721 00:28:14,708 --> 00:28:16,583 - Kenapa, Bu? - Sebentar. 722 00:28:16,666 --> 00:28:17,958 Ibu pusing. 723 00:28:18,041 --> 00:28:19,500 Bu? Eh, Bu? 724 00:28:19,583 --> 00:28:20,500 - Bu? - Yah? 725 00:28:21,541 --> 00:28:22,375 Waduh. 726 00:28:24,083 --> 00:28:24,916 Bu? 727 00:28:25,416 --> 00:28:26,250 Bu? 728 00:28:27,208 --> 00:28:28,041 Bu? 729 00:28:29,166 --> 00:28:31,208 [teriak girang] 730 00:28:32,291 --> 00:28:33,625 [senandung] 731 00:28:34,875 --> 00:28:35,875 Mae. 732 00:28:38,416 --> 00:28:39,250 Kang Aep. 733 00:28:39,333 --> 00:28:40,500 Mae. 734 00:28:41,875 --> 00:28:44,541 Kalau nyiram hati Aep kapan, Mae? 735 00:28:44,625 --> 00:28:46,416 Iya, nanti Mae siram. 736 00:28:47,333 --> 00:28:48,166 Benaran? 737 00:28:48,791 --> 00:28:49,833 Pakai bensin. 738 00:28:49,916 --> 00:28:51,083 [musik jenaka mengalun] 739 00:28:51,375 --> 00:28:53,000 Makin membara dong, Mae. [tawa kecil] 740 00:28:54,458 --> 00:28:56,125 Mae, munduran dikit! 741 00:28:56,208 --> 00:28:57,041 Kenapa? 742 00:28:58,333 --> 00:28:59,375 Cantiknya kelewatan. 743 00:28:59,458 --> 00:29:01,250 [musik jenaka berlanjut] 744 00:29:03,875 --> 00:29:04,708 Kang Aep. 745 00:29:04,791 --> 00:29:05,708 Mae. 746 00:29:05,791 --> 00:29:07,291 - Kang Aep. - Mae. 747 00:29:07,375 --> 00:29:08,500 Boleh munduran dikit? 748 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,125 Gantengnya kelewatan, kan? 749 00:29:12,208 --> 00:29:13,708 Rumput Mae keinjak! 750 00:29:13,791 --> 00:29:14,625 Terus mundur! 751 00:29:14,708 --> 00:29:16,541 - Maaf, Mae. - Mundur terus! Terus! 752 00:29:16,625 --> 00:29:17,583 Sampai Palembang! 753 00:29:17,666 --> 00:29:19,250 LDR-an dong, Mae. 754 00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:21,458 Ya udah. 755 00:29:21,541 --> 00:29:23,375 Jangan rindu ya, Mae. 756 00:29:23,458 --> 00:29:24,625 Jangan asal ngomong. 757 00:29:25,375 --> 00:29:27,416 Langsung kita ambil barang penting di rumah ini. 758 00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:29,125 - Cepat! - Oke, Bay. 759 00:29:31,166 --> 00:29:33,375 Bay. Charger, Bay. 760 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,083 Ngapain ngambil charger hape? 761 00:29:36,166 --> 00:29:38,375 Bateraiku low-bat. Penting ini, Bay. 762 00:29:39,458 --> 00:29:40,833 Ambil barang yang gede-gede, 763 00:29:40,916 --> 00:29:42,208 yang mahal-mahal, gitu loh. 764 00:29:42,291 --> 00:29:43,708 - Terus apa? - Ini! 765 00:29:43,791 --> 00:29:45,333 Kayak ini! TV! 766 00:29:45,958 --> 00:29:46,958 Oh. 767 00:29:48,791 --> 00:29:49,666 Wah. 768 00:29:49,750 --> 00:29:51,500 Gede banget TV-nya, Bay. 769 00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:55,208 Ini ya, kita kalau menonton Daus Mini di sini, 770 00:29:55,291 --> 00:29:56,666 jadi Daus aja. 771 00:29:56,750 --> 00:29:58,708 [bersama tertawa] 772 00:29:59,208 --> 00:30:00,833 - Bay. - Kenapa? 773 00:30:00,916 --> 00:30:01,875 Balikin bentar. 774 00:30:02,583 --> 00:30:03,500 [terengah] Taruh. 775 00:30:03,583 --> 00:30:05,166 Kita kan pakai motor ke sini. 776 00:30:05,250 --> 00:30:06,083 Terus? 777 00:30:06,166 --> 00:30:07,708 Enggak muat ini di atas motor. 778 00:30:07,791 --> 00:30:08,916 Bisa ketahuan warga. 779 00:30:13,333 --> 00:30:14,708 [tertawa ringan] 780 00:30:15,833 --> 00:30:16,833 Mobil. 781 00:30:17,416 --> 00:30:18,333 Mo-bil. 782 00:30:19,541 --> 00:30:20,791 Goblok, goblok! 783 00:30:20,875 --> 00:30:24,375 TV saja enggak muat di atas motor, apalagi mobil di atas motor. 784 00:30:24,458 --> 00:30:25,625 Aduh. 785 00:30:25,708 --> 00:30:26,541 Hei, Goblok! 786 00:30:27,083 --> 00:30:29,375 Maksudku, ini kita pulang bawa mobil. 787 00:30:29,458 --> 00:30:31,833 Motor kita di luar, kita tinggal. 788 00:30:32,333 --> 00:30:33,416 Tukar tambah, Goblok. 789 00:30:34,083 --> 00:30:35,000 Yee… 790 00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:36,583 Aku setuju, Bay. 791 00:30:36,666 --> 00:30:38,375 - Maaf ya, Bay. - [meludah] 792 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,458 Woi, Mas! 793 00:30:46,541 --> 00:30:48,958 [musik menegangkan mengalun] 794 00:30:50,208 --> 00:30:51,791 - Tukang servis, ya? - [musik berhenti] 795 00:30:52,750 --> 00:30:54,083 - Iya, Mas. - Oh. 796 00:30:54,166 --> 00:30:55,375 LCD-nya rusak, Mas. 797 00:30:55,458 --> 00:30:57,041 Oh, LCD-nya. 798 00:30:57,125 --> 00:30:59,291 Hati-hati, Mas. Makin rusak lagi nanti. 799 00:31:00,666 --> 00:31:01,541 Tinggal di motor.v 800 00:31:02,208 --> 00:31:03,500 - Apa? - Kan tukar tambah. 801 00:31:04,375 --> 00:31:05,208 Oh, iya. 802 00:31:05,708 --> 00:31:07,250 Mas, kami buru-buru. 803 00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:09,041 - Saya parkirin ya, Mas. - [penjual 2] Iya. 804 00:31:09,125 --> 00:31:10,000 Mari ya, Mas. 805 00:31:10,083 --> 00:31:11,125 Siap. Mari, Mas. 806 00:31:11,208 --> 00:31:12,208 Ayo, Mas. 807 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,791 Mundur, mundur. 808 00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:22,333 Kok? 809 00:31:23,333 --> 00:31:24,500 Ada yang aneh, ya? 810 00:31:28,416 --> 00:31:29,416 Bu. 811 00:31:32,666 --> 00:31:33,500 Bu. 812 00:31:35,625 --> 00:31:36,583 Aduh, pingsan lagi. 813 00:31:37,083 --> 00:31:37,916 Bu. 814 00:31:39,875 --> 00:31:41,000 Kagak napas. Bu. 815 00:31:41,083 --> 00:31:42,333 Hei! 816 00:31:42,416 --> 00:31:43,791 [musik menegangkan mengalun] 817 00:31:44,125 --> 00:31:44,958 Siap, Pak! 818 00:31:45,083 --> 00:31:46,333 - Ngapain kamu? - Siap. 819 00:31:46,416 --> 00:31:48,166 Izin, Pak. Saya… 820 00:31:48,250 --> 00:31:49,458 Ibu… 821 00:31:49,541 --> 00:31:50,583 tidur. 822 00:31:50,666 --> 00:31:53,000 - Siapa yang kasih izin? - Saya enggak minta izin, Pak. 823 00:31:53,083 --> 00:31:56,250 Tapi barusan saya meniduri ibu. Eh… 824 00:31:56,333 --> 00:31:58,875 Sudah enggak dikasih izin, nidurin lagi. 825 00:31:58,958 --> 00:32:00,375 Ibu pingsan. 826 00:32:00,458 --> 00:32:01,333 Jadi, saya… 827 00:32:02,083 --> 00:32:03,666 tidurin di lantai. Ih! 828 00:32:03,750 --> 00:32:05,333 Kurang ajar lo, ya. 829 00:32:05,416 --> 00:32:06,708 Gue laporin sekuriti lo! 830 00:32:07,250 --> 00:32:08,416 Saya kan sekuriti, Pak. 831 00:32:09,083 --> 00:32:10,416 Hei! Mau ke mana lo? 832 00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:11,541 Hei! 833 00:32:11,625 --> 00:32:13,250 [musik tempo cepat mengalun] 834 00:32:14,416 --> 00:32:15,250 [pria] Hei! 835 00:32:16,083 --> 00:32:17,541 [panik ketakutan] 836 00:32:17,625 --> 00:32:19,375 Wah. Motor siapa ini? 837 00:32:21,875 --> 00:32:22,958 Ibu jangan begitu! 838 00:32:23,041 --> 00:32:25,083 Sudah lama nunggak. Jangan banyak alasan. 839 00:32:25,166 --> 00:32:26,583 Keluarga sakit lah. 840 00:32:26,666 --> 00:32:27,750 Ditinggal suami lah. 841 00:32:27,833 --> 00:32:29,750 Harusnya bulan kemarin Ibu bayar. 842 00:32:29,833 --> 00:32:30,666 Sekarang bayar! 843 00:32:30,750 --> 00:32:32,125 Bayar! Bayar! 844 00:32:32,208 --> 00:32:33,208 - Ba… - [denting golok]v 845 00:32:34,208 --> 00:32:36,000 [kukur perkutut] 846 00:32:36,083 --> 00:32:37,375 Kumisnya belum dicukur, ya? 847 00:32:37,458 --> 00:32:39,083 - Sudah, Bu. - Belum. 848 00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:41,750 - Ayo, sini masuk. - Ngerepotin, Bu. Makasih. 849 00:32:41,833 --> 00:32:43,250 Tadi mau menagih utang sama saya. 850 00:32:43,333 --> 00:32:44,583 [bahasa Inggris] Bercanda! 851 00:32:45,083 --> 00:32:47,083 [bahasa Indonesia] Selamat! Utang Ibu lunas! 852 00:32:47,166 --> 00:32:48,333 Masuk enggak, lo! 853 00:32:48,416 --> 00:32:50,041 - Hei! Jangan lari! - [musik semangat] 854 00:32:50,125 --> 00:32:52,125 - Berhenti! - [teriakan Aep] 855 00:32:52,208 --> 00:32:53,083 Mau ke mana, lo? 856 00:32:53,166 --> 00:32:54,416 Berhenti lo! 857 00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:56,250 [teriakan panik berlanjut] 858 00:32:56,333 --> 00:32:58,083 - [keduanya menjerit] - [musik berhenti] 859 00:32:58,166 --> 00:33:00,083 - [pria] Hei! Berhenti! - [musik berlanjut] 860 00:33:00,166 --> 00:33:02,041 - Eh, berhenti! - [wanita] Woi, berhenti, lo! 861 00:33:02,125 --> 00:33:04,000 Bu, boleh pinjam parangnya? 862 00:33:04,083 --> 00:33:05,083 Jangan yang ini. 863 00:33:05,166 --> 00:33:06,875 - Kebetulan saya bawa dua. - Boleh pinjam? 864 00:33:06,958 --> 00:33:09,875 - Makasih, Bu. - Berhenti! Jangan lari! 865 00:33:09,958 --> 00:33:11,125 Jadi, mau pesan apa? 866 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:13,833 Kaki ada, Mas? 867 00:33:13,916 --> 00:33:16,416 Ada. Tangan juga ada saya. Jari-jari lengkap. 868 00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:18,541 Enggak. Maksud saya, sop kaki sapi. 869 00:33:18,625 --> 00:33:20,625 Oh. Bapak bilang dong dari tadi. 870 00:33:20,708 --> 00:33:21,791 Mau yang kanan atau kiri? 871 00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:22,875 Bedanya apa, Mas? 872 00:33:22,958 --> 00:33:24,750 Kalau yang kanan sering ngegebok kiper, Pak. 873 00:33:24,833 --> 00:33:26,833 - Yang kiri? - Jago tendangan bebas. 874 00:33:26,916 --> 00:33:28,333 Ya udah, yang kiri saja. 875 00:33:28,416 --> 00:33:30,208 - Saya kidal soalnya. - [pelayan] Oke. 876 00:33:30,291 --> 00:33:31,708 Sapinya, Pak, mau warna apa? 877 00:33:32,708 --> 00:33:34,625 Putih, cokelat, apa belang-belang? 878 00:33:34,708 --> 00:33:36,041 - Putih. - Habis. 879 00:33:36,125 --> 00:33:37,583 - Cokelat. - Habis. 880 00:33:37,666 --> 00:33:38,541 Belang-belang. 881 00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:40,083 Sapi Juventus, Pak. 882 00:33:40,166 --> 00:33:41,541 - Iya udah. - Habis juga. 883 00:33:41,625 --> 00:33:43,166 Dari tadi kita debatin sapi, 884 00:33:43,250 --> 00:33:44,750 sapinya enggak ada semua. 885 00:33:44,833 --> 00:33:45,958 Terus yang ada apaan, Mas? 886 00:33:46,041 --> 00:33:47,125 Sop kaki ayam. 887 00:33:47,208 --> 00:33:48,833 Ya udah terserah! Buruan sana! 888 00:33:49,416 --> 00:33:50,541 Tunggu sebentar, Pak. 889 00:33:51,541 --> 00:33:53,625 Sudah honor cuma 80 ribu, 890 00:33:54,708 --> 00:33:55,958 masuknya pun lama, 891 00:33:57,083 --> 00:33:58,666 tapi berharap pendidikan bagus. 892 00:34:00,458 --> 00:34:01,708 Kalau macam itu, 893 00:34:01,791 --> 00:34:03,833 makan siang gratis pun bisa buat dosen. 894 00:34:03,916 --> 00:34:05,916 [denting piring] 895 00:34:08,708 --> 00:34:09,541 Syalom. 896 00:34:15,666 --> 00:34:17,708 - Sibuk kali kutengok kau, Bang. - Eh. 897 00:34:18,125 --> 00:34:19,500 Aku syalom enggak kau jawab. 898 00:34:19,583 --> 00:34:20,416 Datang kau, Dik. 899 00:34:21,208 --> 00:34:22,791 Biasa lah, periksa nilai. 900 00:34:22,875 --> 00:34:24,666 Ada kau kepikiran ganti kerja? 901 00:34:26,166 --> 00:34:27,208 Ganti kerja? 902 00:34:29,541 --> 00:34:30,541 [mendengus] 903 00:34:32,791 --> 00:34:35,416 Biar Abang jelaskan secara komprehensif samamu, Dik, ya. 904 00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:36,500 Biar ngerti, kau. 905 00:34:37,166 --> 00:34:39,666 [musik melankolis mengalun] 906 00:34:39,750 --> 00:34:42,791 Jadi, kau kan tahu, dari dulu Abang sudah suka ngajar. 907 00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:46,958 Dan kalau kau perhatikan tembok rumah kita ini, 908 00:34:47,041 --> 00:34:49,333 bertebaran piagam-piagam Abang. Penghargaan. 909 00:34:49,416 --> 00:34:50,708 Semua dosen terbaik, 910 00:34:51,750 --> 00:34:52,750 se-Indonesia. 911 00:34:52,833 --> 00:34:54,583 Sekarang coba kau pikirkan. 912 00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:57,791 Kalau seandainya Abang ganti profesi, 913 00:34:59,083 --> 00:35:02,916 macam mana nasib Generasi Emas 2045? 914 00:35:05,208 --> 00:35:07,125 Generasi emas apa, Bang? 915 00:35:07,208 --> 00:35:08,041 Emas… 916 00:35:08,125 --> 00:35:10,000 Honor kau 80 ribu. 917 00:35:10,083 --> 00:35:12,000 Peserta demo saja 100 ribu, Bang. 918 00:35:12,083 --> 00:35:13,041 [musik jenaka mengalun] 919 00:35:13,125 --> 00:35:14,708 Bang, kita ini miskin. 920 00:35:15,458 --> 00:35:18,833 Yang kau ajar itu lulus, kerja, jadi orang kaya kutengoknya. 921 00:35:18,916 --> 00:35:21,250 Kita gini-gini saja, Bang. 922 00:35:21,333 --> 00:35:22,416 Coba kau tengok nih. 923 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,166 Tengok dasterku ini bolong. 924 00:35:24,250 --> 00:35:26,291 Tak tega aku minta uang sama kau. 925 00:35:26,375 --> 00:35:28,500 - Ada kau tega sama aku, Bang? - Ih. 926 00:35:28,583 --> 00:35:30,541 Macam anggaran negara, Dik. Bolong-bolong. 927 00:35:30,916 --> 00:35:32,000 Sut. 928 00:35:32,875 --> 00:35:34,791 Ya udah lah. Daster. 929 00:35:34,875 --> 00:35:36,333 Sama ini, Bang. 930 00:35:37,125 --> 00:35:37,958 Apa lagi? 931 00:35:38,041 --> 00:35:39,541 BH-ku jelek kali ini, Bang. 932 00:35:40,791 --> 00:35:42,166 Sama BH ya, Bang, sekalian. 933 00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:45,250 Malu aku kalau dilihat tetangga. 934 00:35:45,333 --> 00:35:47,458 Ditengok si Benny depan rumah itu rupanya BH-mu? 935 00:35:47,541 --> 00:35:48,541 Sut! 936 00:35:50,708 --> 00:35:52,250 Ya udah, daster, 937 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,083 BH, tapi BH-mu yang biasa saja. 938 00:35:55,166 --> 00:35:56,750 - Janganlah, Bang. - Macam mana? 939 00:35:56,833 --> 00:35:58,250 Yang berenda. 940 00:35:58,333 --> 00:35:59,916 Mahal yang berenda itu, Dik. 941 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,333 Biar enggak kalah aku sama ibu-ibu tetangga. 942 00:36:02,416 --> 00:36:03,250 Iya lah. 943 00:36:03,750 --> 00:36:04,583 Daster. 944 00:36:05,083 --> 00:36:06,250 BH berenda. 945 00:36:07,291 --> 00:36:10,458 Kalau gitu, kumasakkan telur barendo untuk kau. 946 00:36:15,708 --> 00:36:16,708 [mengembuskan napas] 947 00:36:17,375 --> 00:36:19,083 Bisa jadi judul penelitian ini. 948 00:36:19,625 --> 00:36:22,333 "Pengaruh BH dan Daster terhadap Kerukunan Rumah Tangga." 949 00:36:23,625 --> 00:36:24,458 [berdecak] 950 00:36:24,958 --> 00:36:26,125 Google. 951 00:36:27,250 --> 00:36:28,250 Google. 952 00:36:29,541 --> 00:36:31,166 Cari lowongan pekerjaan. 953 00:36:31,250 --> 00:36:34,250 [suara otomatis] Sepertinya Anda lebih membutuhkan BH, Bang. 954 00:36:34,333 --> 00:36:35,166 Ih! 955 00:36:35,708 --> 00:36:37,083 Ngeri kali Google sekarang. 956 00:36:40,875 --> 00:36:41,833 Yo! 957 00:36:43,291 --> 00:36:44,125 Kenapa? 958 00:36:44,208 --> 00:36:46,250 Lo anterin ke pelanggan yang itu, ya. 959 00:36:46,875 --> 00:36:47,750 Yang mana? 960 00:36:47,833 --> 00:36:48,875 Itu yang lagi duduk. 961 00:36:50,833 --> 00:36:52,750 [musik berkelas mengalun lembut] 962 00:36:53,625 --> 00:36:54,458 Yang itu? 963 00:36:54,541 --> 00:36:57,125 Iya, lo kan paling ramah kalau soal ngelayanin tamu. 964 00:36:57,208 --> 00:36:58,125 Eits, aman. 965 00:36:58,208 --> 00:37:00,416 - Tenang, saya antar. - Siap. 966 00:37:00,791 --> 00:37:02,500 Gue mau istirahat dulu. Capek. 967 00:37:02,583 --> 00:37:04,416 Oke. Kau santai-santai saja di situ. 968 00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:05,333 Siap. 969 00:37:10,791 --> 00:37:11,791 Ini dia. 970 00:37:12,375 --> 00:37:13,208 Silakan, Pak. 971 00:37:13,791 --> 00:37:15,791 Sop kaki ayam. 972 00:37:15,875 --> 00:37:17,583 Bukan pesanan saya. Saya enggak pesan. 973 00:37:17,666 --> 00:37:19,583 Mas. Punya saya. 974 00:37:20,166 --> 00:37:22,250 Oh, iya. Bapak di sana. 975 00:37:22,375 --> 00:37:23,208 Dari tadi. 976 00:37:24,625 --> 00:37:28,208 Yah, Bapak sih, kalau bukan pesanannya jangan diambil. 977 00:37:28,291 --> 00:37:30,000 Jadi, aku yang salah sih. 978 00:37:31,083 --> 00:37:32,500 Lain kali antre, Pak. Antre. 979 00:37:33,583 --> 00:37:34,666 Silakan, Pak. 980 00:37:34,750 --> 00:37:36,458 Sop kaki ayamnya… 981 00:37:36,541 --> 00:37:37,375 [denting gelas] 982 00:37:37,458 --> 00:37:39,666 - Yah. - [teriak] Gimana sih, Mas! 983 00:37:39,750 --> 00:37:42,375 Saya tahu Bapak lapar, tapi jangan buru-buru, Pak. 984 00:37:42,458 --> 00:37:43,333 Tuh kan, tumpah. 985 00:37:43,416 --> 00:37:44,583 Bapak bawa baju ganti gak? 986 00:37:44,666 --> 00:37:47,416 Ya, enggak! Memang saya mau renang! Saya ke sini mau makan, Mas! 987 00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:49,291 Makanya kerja yang benar! Pakai mata! 988 00:37:49,375 --> 00:37:51,125 Ya, Bapak jangan menghina saya, Pak! 989 00:37:51,208 --> 00:37:52,875 Dari tadi saya kerja pakai mata, Pak! 990 00:37:52,958 --> 00:37:56,416 Bapaknya saja yang kelaparan. Saking laparnya lhat kaki ayam saja nafsu. 991 00:37:56,500 --> 00:37:59,208 Siapa yang nafsu? Masnya itu yang matanya enggak akur. 992 00:37:59,291 --> 00:38:00,291 Ye, ngatain! 993 00:38:00,375 --> 00:38:01,500 Eh, eh… 994 00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:03,500 Teman saya memang matanya begini, Pak, 995 00:38:03,583 --> 00:38:05,041 tapi dia punya toko kacamata. 996 00:38:05,125 --> 00:38:07,166 Kalau punya toko kacamata, ngapain kerja di sini? 997 00:38:07,250 --> 00:38:08,416 Jadi enggak benar kerjanya. 998 00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:10,750 - Passion, Pak. - Passion. 999 00:38:10,833 --> 00:38:11,791 Passion show? 1000 00:38:12,291 --> 00:38:13,708 Enak saja. Saya viralin, ya. 1001 00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:15,250 - Coba saja. - Sabar! 1002 00:38:15,791 --> 00:38:17,000 Hape saya di mobil lagi. 1003 00:38:17,083 --> 00:38:18,416 Bisa tolong ambilin? Biar viral. 1004 00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:20,750 Makanya kalau makan, ngajak driver, Pak. 1005 00:38:20,833 --> 00:38:23,125 Dia enggak suka makan di sini. Dia makan di warteg! 1006 00:38:23,208 --> 00:38:25,000 - Ye, pelit! - Eh! 1007 00:38:25,083 --> 00:38:27,291 Nyawa kalian berdua, bisa saya beli! 1008 00:38:27,375 --> 00:38:29,083 Kecuali mata kamu. Saya beli rugi! 1009 00:38:29,583 --> 00:38:30,875 Saya panggil nih bos kamu. 1010 00:38:30,958 --> 00:38:32,541 Bilang saja sama bos saya, Pak. 1011 00:38:32,625 --> 00:38:34,291 Bos saya juga pasti akan bela kita. 1012 00:38:34,375 --> 00:38:35,833 Karena kerja kita keren. 1013 00:38:35,916 --> 00:38:37,333 Love banget dia sama kita, Pak. 1014 00:38:37,416 --> 00:38:38,916 Oh, nantang? 1015 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,125 Panggil, coba panggil, sana panggil! 1016 00:38:41,208 --> 00:38:43,333 Bos. Saya dikeroyok anak buahnya ini, Bos! 1017 00:38:43,416 --> 00:38:45,000 [menggeram] 1018 00:38:45,583 --> 00:38:47,541 Lain kali, pelanggan jangan dibentak, ya! 1019 00:38:47,625 --> 00:38:48,833 Sudah, pergi! 1020 00:38:50,375 --> 00:38:51,708 [pria, berbisik] Halo, guys. 1021 00:38:51,791 --> 00:38:53,583 Bapake, Ibuke, Iwa K. 1022 00:38:53,666 --> 00:38:55,958 Balik lagi di Fadhol Shop. 1023 00:38:56,875 --> 00:39:00,125 Khusus hari ini ada diskon bawang merah. 1024 00:39:00,208 --> 00:39:02,000 Lima puluh ribu. 1025 00:39:03,125 --> 00:39:05,125 [musik bersemangat mengalun] 1026 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,458 [Fadhol] Yanto Traktor. 1027 00:39:08,541 --> 00:39:11,041 "Mas, ada cambuk pasutri, enggak?" 1028 00:39:11,125 --> 00:39:13,166 [tertawa] Ada, dong. 1029 00:39:13,250 --> 00:39:14,416 "Mas. 1030 00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:16,125 Ada tak-tak-des, enggak?" 1031 00:39:16,208 --> 00:39:17,666 [gemerincing] 1032 00:39:18,333 --> 00:39:19,291 Ada, dong. 1033 00:39:20,291 --> 00:39:23,625 [Fadhol] "Ada camilan buat orang LDR, enggak?" 1034 00:39:23,708 --> 00:39:24,541 [tawa kecil] 1035 00:39:24,625 --> 00:39:26,583 Ini, Dilan. 1036 00:39:26,666 --> 00:39:28,750 Enaknya bikin rindu. 1037 00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:31,791 Chocolatos dengan rasa cokelat Itali. 1038 00:39:31,875 --> 00:39:34,541 "Bang, ada tuyul setan, enggak?" 1039 00:39:34,625 --> 00:39:38,208 Di sini mah adanya tuyul 67 tahun. 1040 00:39:38,791 --> 00:39:40,250 Suka naik moge. 1041 00:39:40,333 --> 00:39:42,166 [tertawa geli] 1042 00:39:45,583 --> 00:39:46,583 [musik berhenti] 1043 00:39:46,666 --> 00:39:47,958 Terus. 1044 00:39:48,041 --> 00:39:49,833 Terus jualan. Terus. 1045 00:39:49,916 --> 00:39:53,083 Waktu kerja, enggak sekalian rahasia negara kamu jual? 1046 00:39:54,166 --> 00:39:55,666 Maaf, Pakde. Ampun, Pakde. 1047 00:39:55,750 --> 00:39:57,583 Gue laporin KPK lo. 1048 00:39:57,666 --> 00:39:59,125 [terbata-bata] Maaf, Pakde. 1049 00:40:03,958 --> 00:40:05,125 Duluan ya, guys. 1050 00:40:05,208 --> 00:40:06,333 Tuyulnya ngamuk. 1051 00:40:07,750 --> 00:40:09,750 [musik mencekam mengalun] 1052 00:40:11,625 --> 00:40:13,666 [gemerisik sapu lidi] 1053 00:40:15,666 --> 00:40:19,500 Perasaan nyapu halaman kagak kelar-kelar gua tiap hari. 1054 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,000 Apa lagi nih? 1055 00:40:26,583 --> 00:40:28,583 [siulan bersenandung] 1056 00:41:02,791 --> 00:41:04,208 [nada tinggi] Percuma, Jelangkung. 1057 00:41:04,291 --> 00:41:05,208 Kau dari kayu. 1058 00:41:05,291 --> 00:41:06,708 [tertawa mengikik] 1059 00:41:06,791 --> 00:41:09,666 [nada rendah] Daripada kau, sudah pendek, gondrong lagi. 1060 00:41:09,750 --> 00:41:11,125 [nada tinggi] Eh! Kau pun aneh. 1061 00:41:11,208 --> 00:41:12,875 Kepala batu, mestinya botak. 1062 00:41:12,958 --> 00:41:15,083 [nada rendah] Kau, kecil-kecil kukumu panjang. 1063 00:41:15,166 --> 00:41:17,041 Enggak sekolah kau? Kurang gizi, ya? 1064 00:41:17,125 --> 00:41:19,333 [nada tinggi] Enak saja, kau yang kurang gizi. 1065 00:41:19,416 --> 00:41:20,625 [nada rendah] Kau kurang gizi. 1066 00:41:20,708 --> 00:41:22,208 [nada tinggi] Bapak kau kurang gizi. 1067 00:41:22,291 --> 00:41:23,500 Astaga. 1068 00:41:23,583 --> 00:41:24,666 Berantem kalian, ya. 1069 00:41:25,250 --> 00:41:26,750 Janganlah berantem-berantem. 1070 00:41:26,833 --> 00:41:29,750 Kalian itu, sama-sama kerajinan tangan. 1071 00:41:29,833 --> 00:41:31,833 [terbahak-bahak] 1072 00:41:34,916 --> 00:41:36,416 [Jelangkung] Diam lo, Ubin Bengkel! 1073 00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:37,375 [merintih ketakutan] 1074 00:41:37,458 --> 00:41:39,291 [Jenglot] Diam kau, kusobek mulut kau! 1075 00:41:40,166 --> 00:41:42,041 Astaga, bisa cakap rohnya! 1076 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,500 - [bahasa India] Ya Tuhan, tolong aku! - [musik India mengalun] 1077 00:41:46,375 --> 00:41:48,125 Weh, weh… 1078 00:41:48,208 --> 00:41:49,833 Sobat tulang lunak gua. 1079 00:41:50,333 --> 00:41:51,333 Rajin benar. 1080 00:41:51,916 --> 00:41:53,208 Segala bersihin kabinet. 1081 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:54,833 Presiden lo? 1082 00:41:56,125 --> 00:41:57,791 [musik misterius] 1083 00:41:57,875 --> 00:42:00,375 Woi, gue bukan tulang lunak, ya! 1084 00:42:02,916 --> 00:42:04,500 Cuma fleksibel. 1085 00:42:05,750 --> 00:42:07,291 Lagian lo ngapain di sini? 1086 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,375 Udah kelar kerjaanmu? 1087 00:42:09,458 --> 00:42:10,375 Udah lah. 1088 00:42:12,333 --> 00:42:15,291 Semua rumput sama tanaman di depan sudah gua potong. 1089 00:42:16,291 --> 00:42:17,291 Pakai gaya mahowk. 1090 00:42:17,833 --> 00:42:19,458 - Mohawk kali. - Lah. 1091 00:42:19,541 --> 00:42:21,166 Mohawk mah dari depan ke belakang. 1092 00:42:21,250 --> 00:42:22,458 Kalau mahowk… 1093 00:42:22,916 --> 00:42:24,458 begini. Wek. 1094 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,125 Biasa aja enggak, sih. 1095 00:42:26,208 --> 00:42:27,833 - Apanya? - Jokes-mu. 1096 00:42:29,041 --> 00:42:30,208 Sana, sana, sana! 1097 00:42:30,291 --> 00:42:32,166 Tulang lunak. 1098 00:42:33,250 --> 00:42:34,750 [musik mencekam] 1099 00:42:43,666 --> 00:42:45,041 [tuyul] Aduh! 1100 00:42:47,333 --> 00:42:48,500 [teriakan] 1101 00:42:48,583 --> 00:42:49,416 Sakit! 1102 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:51,291 [jeritan keras] 1103 00:42:51,375 --> 00:42:54,041 [teriak tersengal-sengal] 1104 00:42:54,125 --> 00:42:55,250 Apaan sih? 1105 00:43:03,750 --> 00:43:05,500 [cekikikan] 1106 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:06,666 [teriakan] 1107 00:43:08,041 --> 00:43:09,583 [jeritan] 1108 00:43:14,875 --> 00:43:16,875 [musik misterius mengalun] 1109 00:43:21,875 --> 00:43:23,000 [tarikan napas] 1110 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,083 Paduka. 1111 00:43:29,625 --> 00:43:31,250 Datanglah. 1112 00:43:32,625 --> 00:43:34,250 Paduka. 1113 00:43:34,333 --> 00:43:35,583 Datanglah. 1114 00:43:35,666 --> 00:43:37,416 Teh manisnya, Pak, Bu. 1115 00:43:39,166 --> 00:43:40,250 Teh manisnya, Pak. 1116 00:43:40,666 --> 00:43:41,500 Silakan. 1117 00:43:41,750 --> 00:43:42,833 Kamu lihat saya lagi apa? 1118 00:43:42,916 --> 00:43:43,750 Oh. 1119 00:43:44,166 --> 00:43:45,000 Lagi mentil, Pak. 1120 00:43:45,083 --> 00:43:45,916 Lagi ritual! 1121 00:43:47,250 --> 00:43:48,458 Ini Ibu yang nyuruh, Pak. 1122 00:43:48,541 --> 00:43:50,541 [musik jenaka mengalun] 1123 00:43:52,083 --> 00:43:53,000 Pergi kamu! 1124 00:43:54,166 --> 00:43:55,208 [letupan] 1125 00:43:55,708 --> 00:43:57,250 - [kokok ayam] - Ayam? 1126 00:43:57,333 --> 00:43:58,583 [kokok ayam] 1127 00:43:58,666 --> 00:44:01,291 Idih. Ketangsel woi. 1128 00:44:01,833 --> 00:44:03,166 Tangkis harusnya. Tangkis. 1129 00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:04,375 Harusnya tangkis. 1130 00:44:04,458 --> 00:44:05,708 Sudah. Kita mulai lagi. 1131 00:44:06,625 --> 00:44:07,750 [tarikan napas] 1132 00:44:07,833 --> 00:44:09,958 [musik misterius mengalun] 1133 00:44:10,041 --> 00:44:11,291 Paduka. 1134 00:44:11,375 --> 00:44:12,833 Datanglah. 1135 00:44:13,666 --> 00:44:14,875 Paduka. 1136 00:44:14,958 --> 00:44:16,291 Datanglah! 1137 00:44:16,375 --> 00:44:17,791 Paketnya, Bu. 1138 00:44:17,875 --> 00:44:19,583 - [musik India mengalun] - Datang paketnya. 1139 00:44:21,041 --> 00:44:22,083 Paket Ibu, Pak. 1140 00:44:22,250 --> 00:44:23,666 Lagi promo. 1141 00:44:23,750 --> 00:44:25,708 Free ongkos kirim 11.11. [tawa canggung] 1142 00:44:27,541 --> 00:44:28,375 Karbol. 1143 00:44:28,458 --> 00:44:30,458 - [musik India] - Maaf, Pak. Sardol. 1144 00:44:30,541 --> 00:44:31,958 Iya, pergi! 1145 00:44:32,041 --> 00:44:33,833 Baik, Pak. 1146 00:44:36,083 --> 00:44:36,916 [embusan napas] 1147 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:37,833 Mau ngapain? 1148 00:44:38,583 --> 00:44:39,666 Mau buka paket. 1149 00:44:39,750 --> 00:44:40,583 Nanti aja! 1150 00:44:41,750 --> 00:44:42,625 Kita lagi ritual. 1151 00:44:45,541 --> 00:44:46,541 Ayo, mulai lagi. 1152 00:44:46,625 --> 00:44:47,458 Fokus. 1153 00:44:48,500 --> 00:44:50,250 [deru mesin isap debu] 1154 00:44:50,333 --> 00:44:52,125 [teriak] Bisa nanti enggak vakumnya? 1155 00:44:53,375 --> 00:44:57,083 Maaf, Pak. Jadwal dari Ibu Senin sama Kamis buat vakumnya. 1156 00:44:57,166 --> 00:44:59,458 Sudah diganti kok jadwalnya! 1157 00:45:00,541 --> 00:45:01,416 Kapan? 1158 00:45:01,500 --> 00:45:03,000 Jadi Kamis, Senin. 1159 00:45:03,500 --> 00:45:04,333 Sama saja itu! 1160 00:45:05,541 --> 00:45:06,500 Pergi kamu! 1161 00:45:06,583 --> 00:45:07,916 [letupan] 1162 00:45:09,375 --> 00:45:12,125 Janji, enggak akan diganggu lagi. Ini terakhir. 1163 00:45:12,208 --> 00:45:13,500 Ayo, konsentrasi. 1164 00:45:15,375 --> 00:45:17,375 [musik misterius mengalun] 1165 00:45:18,291 --> 00:45:19,333 [Ki Bagus] Paduka. 1166 00:45:19,416 --> 00:45:20,541 [Ni Gendis] Datanglah. 1167 00:45:21,125 --> 00:45:23,166 - Paduka. - Datanglah! 1168 00:45:23,708 --> 00:45:26,041 - Paduka. - Datanglah! 1169 00:45:27,166 --> 00:45:29,166 [meracau] 1170 00:45:33,791 --> 00:45:34,625 [bersama] Paduka. 1171 00:45:36,083 --> 00:45:38,333 [Ni Gendis] Paduka, terima kasih atas kedatangannya. 1172 00:45:38,416 --> 00:45:40,291 Paduka terlihat sangat luar biasa. 1173 00:45:40,916 --> 00:45:43,583 Bahkan kali ini, Paduka terlihat kayak mandi. 1174 00:45:43,666 --> 00:45:44,750 [tawa canggung] 1175 00:45:45,041 --> 00:45:46,000 Hei! 1176 00:45:46,083 --> 00:45:49,625 [terbata-bata] Iya, maksudnya, Paduka style-nya bagus banget. 1177 00:45:49,708 --> 00:45:50,708 [alunan saksofon] 1178 00:45:50,791 --> 00:45:53,250 [Ni Gendis] Merahnya itu cocok banget buat Paduka. 1179 00:45:53,333 --> 00:45:54,833 Ikat pinggangnya, aksesorisnya. 1180 00:45:55,791 --> 00:45:58,833 - Aku love banget style Paduka. - Gendis. Sudah. 1181 00:45:58,916 --> 00:46:01,166 [bergema] Ada apa kalian memanggilku? 1182 00:46:01,250 --> 00:46:03,750 Kami sudah berhasil menemukan… 1183 00:46:04,625 --> 00:46:06,000 tengkorak orang jahat, 1184 00:46:06,875 --> 00:46:08,750 - Paduka. - [terkesiap] 1185 00:46:08,833 --> 00:46:10,583 [Ki Bagus] Tapi, kita belum bisa 1186 00:46:10,666 --> 00:46:13,416 menyantet satu kabinet, Paduka. 1187 00:46:14,166 --> 00:46:15,208 Bagaimana caranya? 1188 00:46:16,625 --> 00:46:17,833 Nih. 1189 00:46:18,833 --> 00:46:20,083 - [berbisik] Apa itu? - Apa itu? 1190 00:46:20,166 --> 00:46:21,291 U. 1191 00:46:21,833 --> 00:46:23,416 Ulang tahun perkawinan kalian. 1192 00:46:24,208 --> 00:46:27,708 Santet ini harus dilaksanakan pada hari ulang tahun perkawinan kalian. 1193 00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:29,625 Ah! 1194 00:46:29,708 --> 00:46:31,041 Pas banget, Paduka. 1195 00:46:31,125 --> 00:46:33,125 Sebentar lagi hari jadi kita. 1196 00:46:33,250 --> 00:46:34,166 [efek suara ajaib] 1197 00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:36,416 - Selamat, ya. - Terima kasih. 1198 00:46:36,500 --> 00:46:37,416 Undang-undang, ya. 1199 00:46:37,500 --> 00:46:40,666 Iya, tapi rencananya sih memang seperti ngundang yatim beberapa. 1200 00:46:40,750 --> 00:46:43,958 Datang berarti enggak usah berterima ka… 1201 00:46:44,041 --> 00:46:45,125 Bisa nanti saja, enggak? 1202 00:46:45,208 --> 00:46:46,416 Iya. 1203 00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:48,250 [bergumam] 1204 00:46:48,916 --> 00:46:50,541 [Ki Bagus] Kenapa, Paduka? 1205 00:46:51,333 --> 00:46:52,166 Delapan. 1206 00:46:52,250 --> 00:46:53,083 Maksudnya? 1207 00:46:53,166 --> 00:46:55,375 Harus ada tumbal delapan manusia. 1208 00:46:55,458 --> 00:46:57,083 - Oh. - Delapan. 1209 00:46:57,166 --> 00:46:58,250 Delapan orang tumbal? 1210 00:46:58,750 --> 00:46:59,916 Tapi ingat. 1211 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,458 Saat kalian lakukan upacara ini, 1212 00:47:01,541 --> 00:47:04,083 tidak boleh lebih dari fajar menyingsing. 1213 00:47:04,791 --> 00:47:08,291 Karena kalau kalian terlambat, kalian akan… [mendengus] 1214 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,500 Eh… Merosot? 1215 00:47:10,583 --> 00:47:11,416 Mati! 1216 00:47:12,208 --> 00:47:13,750 Dan tubuh kalian berdua akan… 1217 00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:16,000 Mati? 1218 00:47:16,083 --> 00:47:17,250 - Meledak! - [terkesiap] 1219 00:47:17,916 --> 00:47:18,916 [berbisik] Meledak. 1220 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:19,916 Saya pamit dulu. 1221 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,000 [keretek api] 1222 00:47:21,708 --> 00:47:22,833 Delapan orangnya itu… 1223 00:47:23,583 --> 00:47:25,791 Eh, laki-laki atau perempuan? 1224 00:47:25,875 --> 00:47:27,083 Laki-laki. 1225 00:47:27,166 --> 00:47:30,375 Oh, laki-laki. Berarti kita harus cari tumbal delapan orang itu laki-laki… 1226 00:47:30,458 --> 00:47:36,375 Nah, laki-lakinya itu umurnya 18-30, 40, 60 ke atas, atau gimana? 1227 00:47:36,708 --> 00:47:38,083 Eh, 18-35. 1228 00:47:38,166 --> 00:47:39,875 [bersama] Oh, ya, ya. 1229 00:47:41,833 --> 00:47:45,041 Oh, iya. Kalau 18-35 itu, kita mesti perjaka atau enggak? 1230 00:47:45,125 --> 00:47:46,416 Terserah, Setan! 1231 00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:48,583 Terserah kalian. Cabut dulu. 1232 00:47:51,541 --> 00:47:53,166 Namanya juga kan harus jelas. 1233 00:47:53,250 --> 00:47:54,916 Makanya ditanyanya kayak gitu. 1234 00:47:57,458 --> 00:47:59,416 [Ni Gendis] Cari tumbal di mana delapan orang? 1235 00:47:59,500 --> 00:48:00,958 [Ki Bagus] Udah, karyawan kita saja. 1236 00:48:01,041 --> 00:48:02,958 Pegawai kita kan cuma tinggal tiga. 1237 00:48:03,708 --> 00:48:04,541 Itu. 1238 00:48:04,625 --> 00:48:06,166 [musik menegangkan] 1239 00:48:06,250 --> 00:48:08,375 Tapi bisa sih ditumbalin. 1240 00:48:10,750 --> 00:48:12,333 Tapi kan kita butuhnya delapan. 1241 00:48:13,083 --> 00:48:14,625 Lagian kamu kebiasaan, sih. 1242 00:48:15,166 --> 00:48:17,125 Dikit-dikit tumbal, dikit-dikit tumbal. 1243 00:48:17,208 --> 00:48:18,333 Memangnya ban. 1244 00:48:18,416 --> 00:48:19,416 - Tambal. - Nasi. 1245 00:48:20,125 --> 00:48:21,250 - Timbel. - Nongol. 1246 00:48:21,750 --> 00:48:22,708 Timbul. 1247 00:48:22,791 --> 00:48:23,625 Tampol! 1248 00:48:25,125 --> 00:48:27,791 Gimana, dong? Kita kan harus cari delapan orang. 1249 00:48:28,500 --> 00:48:29,500 Sudah. 1250 00:48:30,375 --> 00:48:32,083 Kita buka aja lowongan pekerjaan. 1251 00:48:32,916 --> 00:48:33,958 [letupan] 1252 00:48:36,416 --> 00:48:38,208 Berarti kita buka lowongan pekerjaan nih? 1253 00:48:41,166 --> 00:48:42,000 [letupan] 1254 00:48:42,500 --> 00:48:45,333 [musik misterius mengalun] 1255 00:48:48,458 --> 00:48:50,000 [musik berhenti] 1256 00:48:50,083 --> 00:48:52,250 Ah, enggak bisa. Rusak. 1257 00:48:52,333 --> 00:48:53,541 Apaan, sih? 1258 00:48:53,625 --> 00:48:54,708 Ini enggak nyala. 1259 00:48:55,416 --> 00:48:57,333 Tinggal pencet saja tombol On-nya. 1260 00:48:57,416 --> 00:48:58,250 Itu nyala. 1261 00:48:59,625 --> 00:49:00,458 Oh… 1262 00:49:01,208 --> 00:49:03,500 Apa-apa pakai ilmu. 1263 00:49:04,125 --> 00:49:04,958 Pakai ini! 1264 00:49:05,583 --> 00:49:06,416 Ketik. 1265 00:49:07,541 --> 00:49:09,250 [pelan] Apaan sih, lagian… 1266 00:49:09,333 --> 00:49:10,875 Kamu juga tadi awalnya pakai ilmu. 1267 00:49:10,958 --> 00:49:13,583 Giliran aku, jadinya salah istrinya. Selalu salah di mata suami. 1268 00:49:13,666 --> 00:49:14,541 Apa-apa itu… 1269 00:49:18,583 --> 00:49:19,458 [ketikan kibor] 1270 00:49:19,541 --> 00:49:20,958 Lowongan pekerjaan… 1271 00:49:21,791 --> 00:49:22,916 delapan orang… 1272 00:49:23,583 --> 00:49:24,458 laki-laki. 1273 00:49:25,375 --> 00:49:26,208 Umurnya… 1274 00:49:27,125 --> 00:49:27,958 delapan belas, 1275 00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:29,375 tiga lima. 1276 00:49:29,458 --> 00:49:30,833 Wah. Habis magrib itu. 1277 00:49:30,916 --> 00:49:31,916 Setengah tujuh, dong. 1278 00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:35,375 PROSES PEMINDAIAN 1279 00:49:35,458 --> 00:49:36,833 [Fadhol] Pakde! 1280 00:49:36,916 --> 00:49:37,958 Kenapa? 1281 00:49:38,041 --> 00:49:40,916 Pakde, ada internet ID dari Pulau Kosong 1282 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,791 ngirim email ke penyalur tenaga kerja. 1283 00:49:44,666 --> 00:49:46,791 Butuh dua orang satpam, 1284 00:49:46,875 --> 00:49:48,166 tiga tukang kebun, 1285 00:49:48,250 --> 00:49:49,291 dua koki, 1286 00:49:49,375 --> 00:49:51,708 satu guru les bahasa Inggris. 1287 00:49:51,791 --> 00:49:54,291 Diutamakan yang lajang. 1288 00:49:56,666 --> 00:49:57,541 Ki. 1289 00:49:57,625 --> 00:50:00,125 Orang itu butuh delapan orang, Ki. 1290 00:50:00,208 --> 00:50:04,208 Jadi, pasti ada hubungannya sama serangan yang direncanakan itu. 1291 00:50:06,458 --> 00:50:07,958 Tapi buat apa, ya? 1292 00:50:09,375 --> 00:50:10,208 Pakde. 1293 00:50:10,833 --> 00:50:12,541 Ngomong sama siapa, Pakde? 1294 00:50:13,250 --> 00:50:14,500 Di situnya, kau. 1295 00:50:15,416 --> 00:50:16,916 Tapi kupikir di sini. 1296 00:50:19,541 --> 00:50:20,791 Ngomong sendiri, Pakde. 1297 00:50:21,916 --> 00:50:22,833 Biar kuulangi, ya. 1298 00:50:23,375 --> 00:50:24,708 - Jadi… - Enggak usah, Pakde. 1299 00:50:24,791 --> 00:50:26,333 Sudah dengar tadi. Pas kencing. 1300 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,875 Jadi, kayak mana kalau kukirim saja 1301 00:50:29,666 --> 00:50:31,583 drone pengawasan nirawak? 1302 00:50:31,666 --> 00:50:33,583 Teknologi mutakhir kita. 1303 00:50:33,666 --> 00:50:36,000 Biar difoto dulu pakai satelit dia. 1304 00:50:36,083 --> 00:50:37,208 Mahal sekali itu, Pakde. 1305 00:50:37,916 --> 00:50:40,291 Kita pakai saja drone kearifan lokal. 1306 00:50:40,375 --> 00:50:42,500 Kearifan lokal drone-nya macam mana? 1307 00:50:42,833 --> 00:50:43,750 Ini. 1308 00:50:45,250 --> 00:50:46,666 Arwah mamakku. 1309 00:50:46,750 --> 00:50:47,833 Kita panggil dia nanti. 1310 00:50:47,916 --> 00:50:50,750 Mamak kau terbuat dari drone rupanya. 1311 00:50:52,541 --> 00:50:53,958 Disangkanya robot mamakku. 1312 00:50:58,791 --> 00:51:00,625 - [jentikan pemantik] - Ini, kau… 1313 00:51:00,708 --> 00:51:03,583 Macam ritual babi ngepet. 1314 00:51:04,625 --> 00:51:07,125 Tenang, Pakde. Coba tengok ini. 1315 00:51:07,208 --> 00:51:08,666 Bonekanya saja bentuk orang. 1316 00:51:08,750 --> 00:51:09,750 Bukan bentuk babi. 1317 00:51:09,833 --> 00:51:10,750 [suara babi] 1318 00:51:10,833 --> 00:51:11,708 Ikutin aja. 1319 00:51:12,750 --> 00:51:14,083 Aku mau manggil arwah. 1320 00:51:15,041 --> 00:51:15,875 Arwah ini. 1321 00:51:18,500 --> 00:51:19,458 [desisan] 1322 00:51:20,125 --> 00:51:21,125 [suara listrik] 1323 00:51:25,375 --> 00:51:28,625 Inang. Inang. 1324 00:51:29,458 --> 00:51:31,375 Rumahmu Inang. 1325 00:51:31,458 --> 00:51:33,375 [musik menegangkan] 1326 00:51:33,458 --> 00:51:35,583 Inang. Inang. 1327 00:51:35,666 --> 00:51:37,083 [lampu padam] 1328 00:51:37,166 --> 00:51:38,666 Rumahmu. 1329 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,916 Aku perlu bantuanmu. 1330 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:42,875 [musik mengagetkan] 1331 00:51:42,958 --> 00:51:44,583 [bersama teriak kaget] 1332 00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:47,041 Ada apa kau panggil? 1333 00:51:47,750 --> 00:51:50,333 Lagi enak aku tidur, kau ganggu pula aku. 1334 00:51:50,416 --> 00:51:51,333 Ah. 1335 00:51:52,291 --> 00:51:53,166 Maaf, Mak. 1336 00:51:53,750 --> 00:51:54,625 [berdesah] 1337 00:51:55,625 --> 00:51:57,000 Kurang ajar kau kutengok. 1338 00:51:57,083 --> 00:52:00,791 Kau panggil pula aku pakai boneka jerami jelek ini. 1339 00:52:00,875 --> 00:52:02,625 Untung bukan babi ngepet yang datang. 1340 00:52:03,625 --> 00:52:05,458 Apa kubilang sama kau tadi kan. 1341 00:52:05,541 --> 00:52:07,250 Pakailah yang bagus sedikit. 1342 00:52:07,333 --> 00:52:09,208 Boneka Barbie, apa kek. 1343 00:52:09,291 --> 00:52:10,750 Iya. Maaf, Mak. 1344 00:52:11,875 --> 00:52:14,208 Eh. Macam mana kabarmu sekarang, Oki? 1345 00:52:14,708 --> 00:52:15,916 Sudahkah kau punya istri? 1346 00:52:16,708 --> 00:52:17,625 Belum, Mak. 1347 00:52:17,708 --> 00:52:21,125 Aduh, macam mana kau ini? Lembek sekali kau kutengok. 1348 00:52:22,083 --> 00:52:23,458 Iya, Mak. 1349 00:52:23,541 --> 00:52:25,250 Awak mau minta tolong sama Mamak. 1350 00:52:25,958 --> 00:52:29,125 Tengokkan pulau di Kepulauan Seribu sana, Mak. 1351 00:52:29,208 --> 00:52:30,833 Di mana otak kau? 1352 00:52:30,916 --> 00:52:31,958 Ya, pakailah drone. 1353 00:52:32,458 --> 00:52:35,208 Aku bilang drone kan. 1354 00:52:35,291 --> 00:52:37,375 Bisa enggak, jangan dipancing? 1355 00:52:38,083 --> 00:52:42,166 Ini ada hubungannya sama Ki Bagus dan Ni Gendis. 1356 00:52:42,250 --> 00:52:44,541 Loh, ada apa ini? 1357 00:52:45,208 --> 00:52:46,583 Ngajak berantem ini. 1358 00:52:47,083 --> 00:52:49,041 Musuh bebuyutanku orang itu. 1359 00:52:49,250 --> 00:52:50,416 Itu dia, makanya, Mak. 1360 00:52:51,250 --> 00:52:53,125 Orang itu lagi nyari delapan orang. 1361 00:52:53,916 --> 00:52:57,208 Enggak tahu, delapan orang ini mau diapakan sama orang itu. 1362 00:52:57,291 --> 00:52:58,708 Ya, tunggulah dulu. 1363 00:52:58,791 --> 00:52:59,916 Kutengok sebentar. 1364 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:02,333 [letupan] 1365 00:53:04,333 --> 00:53:05,750 Kita tunggulah, Pakde. 1366 00:53:05,833 --> 00:53:08,083 Mudah-mudahan ada informasi dari mamakku. 1367 00:53:09,875 --> 00:53:11,250 Tumbal! 1368 00:53:11,333 --> 00:53:13,750 Mereka mencari tumbal. 1369 00:53:13,833 --> 00:53:18,291 Mereka akan potong-potong, jadi tumbal delapan orang itu. 1370 00:53:18,375 --> 00:53:19,875 [musik misterius mengalun] 1371 00:53:22,083 --> 00:53:23,125 Terus apa lagi, Mak? 1372 00:53:23,208 --> 00:53:25,083 Macam menulis resep kalian ini. 1373 00:53:25,166 --> 00:53:26,708 Macam mana berhentiin orang itu, Mak? 1374 00:53:26,791 --> 00:53:28,583 Kau rebut tengkorak sebelum fajar. 1375 00:53:28,666 --> 00:53:30,083 Ah. Satu lagi. 1376 00:53:30,166 --> 00:53:33,541 Jangan sampai mereka menjentikkan jari mereka 1377 00:53:33,625 --> 00:53:35,000 kayak gini. 1378 00:53:35,083 --> 00:53:36,458 Sihirnya datang dari situ. 1379 00:53:37,208 --> 00:53:38,958 [jentikan jari] 1380 00:53:44,958 --> 00:53:51,750 [bernyanyi berdua] ♪ Aku masih anak sekolah satu SMA ♪ 1381 00:53:51,833 --> 00:53:52,833 Woi… 1382 00:53:52,916 --> 00:53:56,041 Woi, bernyanyi pula, kau. 1383 00:53:56,125 --> 00:53:57,833 Satu zaman kami rupanya. 1384 00:53:57,916 --> 00:53:58,916 [bersama terkekeh] 1385 00:53:59,000 --> 00:53:59,875 [efek gemerincing] 1386 00:54:01,666 --> 00:54:03,083 Diajak tos hantunya. 1387 00:54:03,750 --> 00:54:05,208 Ada saja lo, Pakde. 1388 00:54:05,750 --> 00:54:08,500 Ya, sudah, Mak. Terima kasih banyak, ya, Mak. 1389 00:54:08,583 --> 00:54:09,625 [tiupan] 1390 00:54:09,708 --> 00:54:10,708 [efek gemerincing] 1391 00:54:11,458 --> 00:54:14,041 Terus ini gimana kelanjutannya, Pakde? 1392 00:54:14,125 --> 00:54:15,333 Apa langkah selanjutnya? 1393 00:54:20,083 --> 00:54:23,375 [ketikan kibor dan ketukan berirama] 1394 00:54:23,750 --> 00:54:24,708 Dangdutan kita? 1395 00:54:26,833 --> 00:54:28,625 Aku punya solusinya. 1396 00:54:29,708 --> 00:54:34,833 Kita ceritanya jadi agen penyalur tenaga kerja. 1397 00:54:34,916 --> 00:54:36,625 Kita reply email-nya. 1398 00:54:36,708 --> 00:54:42,250 Kita sanggupi untuk kirim delapan tenaga kerja ke sana. 1399 00:54:42,875 --> 00:54:43,791 Boleh juga itu. 1400 00:54:44,708 --> 00:54:45,583 Ide bagus, Pakde. 1401 00:54:45,666 --> 00:54:46,583 [tertawa] 1402 00:54:46,666 --> 00:54:47,791 [efek suara angin] 1403 00:54:48,375 --> 00:54:51,375 Tapi aku begitu sama mamak kau tadi. 1404 00:54:51,458 --> 00:54:54,416 Itu kan hantu, makanya enggak kena. Kalau sama aku kena harusnya. 1405 00:54:55,416 --> 00:54:57,958 Susah sekali ngomong sama orang tua satu ini. 1406 00:55:04,041 --> 00:55:06,708 [musik misterius mengalun] 1407 00:55:11,500 --> 00:55:13,291 Kayak pernah lihat mukanya. 1408 00:55:14,625 --> 00:55:17,541 Mas pernah ke perumahan Bekasi Indah, kan? 1409 00:55:18,583 --> 00:55:19,666 Enggak, Mas. 1410 00:55:19,750 --> 00:55:21,791 Kami enggak pernah ke sana, 1411 00:55:21,875 --> 00:55:23,875 apalagi ngambil TV sama mobil. 1412 00:55:23,958 --> 00:55:24,875 Hah? 1413 00:55:26,375 --> 00:55:27,458 [tawa canggung] 1414 00:55:27,541 --> 00:55:29,666 Mungkin masnya waktu itu belum sarapan. 1415 00:55:29,750 --> 00:55:31,916 Jadi, masih halusinasi. 1416 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,625 Kepala masih puyeng. 1417 00:55:33,708 --> 00:55:35,041 Pasti salah lihat masnya. 1418 00:55:35,125 --> 00:55:36,166 Bisa jadi, sih. 1419 00:55:37,041 --> 00:55:39,750 Soalnya, bubur di depan habis terus. 1420 00:55:39,833 --> 00:55:42,083 Nah, fix salah lihat berarti, Mas. 1421 00:55:42,833 --> 00:55:44,333 [pria] Yang interviu jadi koki? 1422 00:55:47,250 --> 00:55:48,666 [bersamaan] Kita kokinya. 1423 00:55:49,500 --> 00:55:50,791 [bersamaan] Pasti diterima. 1424 00:55:51,291 --> 00:55:52,250 Ayo. 1425 00:55:52,333 --> 00:55:53,208 Misi, ganteng. 1426 00:55:53,291 --> 00:55:54,166 Duluan, ya. 1427 00:55:57,125 --> 00:55:58,166 Ayo. 1428 00:55:58,250 --> 00:55:59,750 Enggak usah, ngapain? 1429 00:55:59,833 --> 00:56:00,708 Enggak usah. 1430 00:56:01,916 --> 00:56:04,875 Kalian melamar jadi juru masak. 1431 00:56:04,958 --> 00:56:06,375 [bersamaan] Betul, Pak. 1432 00:56:06,458 --> 00:56:09,208 Kamu bisa masak apa saja, ya? 1433 00:56:09,291 --> 00:56:11,000 - Kalau saya, Pak, saya itu… - [berdecak] 1434 00:56:12,958 --> 00:56:15,375 Kalau saya, Pak, saya itu spesialis di bidang mi. 1435 00:56:15,458 --> 00:56:17,333 Semua jenis mi bisa saya masak, Pak. 1436 00:56:17,416 --> 00:56:20,250 Tapi ada satu mi yang saya tidak suka, Pak. 1437 00:56:20,333 --> 00:56:21,458 [tertawa] 1438 00:56:21,541 --> 00:56:22,750 "Mi-skin" kan? 1439 00:56:23,458 --> 00:56:25,291 Bukan, Pak. Mi-grain. 1440 00:56:25,375 --> 00:56:26,375 Eh? 1441 00:56:27,291 --> 00:56:29,333 Kalau kamu bisa masak apa? 1442 00:56:29,416 --> 00:56:30,333 Semur jengkol, Pak. 1443 00:56:30,416 --> 00:56:32,708 Kalau tumis-tumisan bisa? 1444 00:56:32,791 --> 00:56:33,875 Bisa, Pak. 1445 00:56:33,958 --> 00:56:34,791 Tumis jengkol. 1446 00:56:36,416 --> 00:56:37,708 Jengkol juga, ya. 1447 00:56:39,458 --> 00:56:40,416 Masakan Padang? 1448 00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:41,791 Bisa, Pak. 1449 00:56:41,875 --> 00:56:43,000 Dendeng balado. 1450 00:56:44,083 --> 00:56:46,125 Variatif. 1451 00:56:46,208 --> 00:56:47,458 Pakai topping jengkol. 1452 00:56:47,750 --> 00:56:49,291 [musik bernada aneh] 1453 00:56:50,166 --> 00:56:51,750 Sama tetap, ya. 1454 00:56:51,833 --> 00:56:53,750 Felix dan Bayu. 1455 00:56:53,833 --> 00:56:54,750 Kalian temanan? 1456 00:56:54,833 --> 00:56:57,041 Kita bestie, Pak. [tertawa] 1457 00:56:57,333 --> 00:56:59,916 [desingan] 1458 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:00,958 [tabuhan kendang] 1459 00:57:01,041 --> 00:57:02,708 - [dering telepon] - [bersamaan] Halo. 1460 00:57:02,791 --> 00:57:04,208 [hentakan musik] 1461 00:57:04,291 --> 00:57:05,666 - Salah sambung. - [nada sibuk] 1462 00:57:05,750 --> 00:57:08,666 [Indro] Ini pekerjaan lapangan yang berat. 1463 00:57:08,750 --> 00:57:11,500 Jadi, perlu kemampuan fisik. 1464 00:57:11,583 --> 00:57:13,541 Kebetulan saya sehat, Pak. 1465 00:57:14,458 --> 00:57:17,000 Ini teman saya, Felix, sehat, sih. 1466 00:57:17,291 --> 00:57:18,541 Tapi… 1467 00:57:18,625 --> 00:57:19,916 Tolol, Pak. 1468 00:57:20,625 --> 00:57:21,833 Enak aja tolol. 1469 00:57:22,583 --> 00:57:24,166 Saya enggak sampai tolol, Pak. 1470 00:57:24,250 --> 00:57:25,458 Saya cuma goblok. 1471 00:57:25,541 --> 00:57:27,875 [alunan gitar cadas] 1472 00:57:27,958 --> 00:57:29,541 Otaknya nyangkut, kan, Pak? 1473 00:57:31,458 --> 00:57:33,208 - [Indro] Pak Andro, ya? - Iya. 1474 00:57:33,291 --> 00:57:34,791 Anda itu dosen, 1475 00:57:34,875 --> 00:57:38,875 tapi melamar jadi guru les bahasa Inggris. 1476 00:57:39,750 --> 00:57:40,583 Kenapa? 1477 00:57:40,666 --> 00:57:42,041 Butuh uang, Pak. 1478 00:57:42,583 --> 00:57:43,625 Untuk apa? 1479 00:57:43,708 --> 00:57:46,458 Untuk beli daster dan BH, Pak. 1480 00:57:48,916 --> 00:57:49,875 Untuk istriku. 1481 00:57:51,791 --> 00:57:54,666 Karena kalau honor dosen, enggak terbeli itu, Pak. 1482 00:57:54,750 --> 00:57:56,791 Apalagi, BH yang berenda itu. 1483 00:57:56,875 --> 00:57:58,000 Mahal sekali itu, Pak. 1484 00:57:58,083 --> 00:57:59,958 Aep dan Jerry, ya. 1485 00:58:00,041 --> 00:58:02,750 Kalian melamar jadi sekuriti, ya? 1486 00:58:02,833 --> 00:58:03,916 [bersamaan] Siap! 1487 00:58:06,250 --> 00:58:09,041 Kalian bisa bela diri apa saja? 1488 00:58:09,125 --> 00:58:11,375 Kalau saya bisa karate, 1489 00:58:11,458 --> 00:58:13,500 pencak, tinju, smackdown! 1490 00:58:14,791 --> 00:58:15,791 [Jerry] Siap, izin! 1491 00:58:15,875 --> 00:58:19,958 Apalagi saya, Brazilian jiujitsu, kendo, samurai, takoyaki, 1492 00:58:20,041 --> 00:58:21,583 dorayaki, sushi, 1493 00:58:21,666 --> 00:58:23,333 sashimi, Shizuka. 1494 00:58:23,916 --> 00:58:25,000 Doraemon. 1495 00:58:25,083 --> 00:58:26,541 Kalau baca Ayat Kursi, bisa? 1496 00:58:26,625 --> 00:58:27,833 Kalau saya bisa, Pak. 1497 00:58:28,375 --> 00:58:30,125 Cuma kalau dia, enggak tahu, deh. 1498 00:58:30,708 --> 00:58:32,041 Kalau saya tidak bisa, Pak. 1499 00:58:32,125 --> 00:58:33,291 Tapi, 1500 00:58:33,375 --> 00:58:35,500 untuk apa saya butuh Ayat Kursi, Pak? 1501 00:58:36,166 --> 00:58:37,000 [bergumam] 1502 00:58:38,458 --> 00:58:42,500 Mana tahu di dapur ada tuyulnya, kan? Jadi, bisa kalian usir. [tawa canggung] 1503 00:58:42,958 --> 00:58:44,875 Pernah dikejar kuntilanak? 1504 00:58:44,958 --> 00:58:47,583 Ini pasti semacam pertanyaan psikotes, kan, Pak? 1505 00:58:48,333 --> 00:58:49,416 [Andro] Cerdas sekali. 1506 00:58:49,500 --> 00:58:50,666 Puji Tuhan, belum, Pak. 1507 00:58:51,250 --> 00:58:54,250 Pak Andro, kalau mati ada yang nyariin, enggak? 1508 00:58:54,333 --> 00:58:55,875 Ada, Pak. Istriku tadi. 1509 00:58:56,625 --> 00:58:58,666 Kan daster sama BH-nya belum kubeli. 1510 00:58:58,750 --> 00:59:00,000 [Andro] Tapi teringatnya dulu. 1511 00:59:00,083 --> 00:59:01,458 Ini memang psikotes 1512 00:59:01,541 --> 00:59:03,833 atau ada hubungannya sama pekerjaanku nanti? 1513 00:59:05,166 --> 00:59:06,250 [bersamaan] Enggak. 1514 00:59:06,333 --> 00:59:07,291 [bergumam] 1515 00:59:07,375 --> 00:59:10,208 Saya kepengin tahu mungkin ada penyakit yang kalian idap? 1516 00:59:10,291 --> 00:59:12,041 Kami alergi sirene, Pak. 1517 00:59:12,791 --> 00:59:15,000 [menirukan bunyi sirene] 1518 00:59:15,083 --> 00:59:15,916 [bergidik] 1519 00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:17,708 Coba kalian berantem dulu. 1520 00:59:22,625 --> 00:59:23,875 [Oki] Lho, lho, lho. 1521 00:59:23,958 --> 00:59:25,458 Stop! Stop! 1522 00:59:25,541 --> 00:59:27,791 Heh. Kayak kucing kawin kalian kayak gitu. 1523 00:59:27,875 --> 00:59:28,875 [meongan kucing] 1524 00:59:31,750 --> 00:59:34,958 Tugas kalian adalah menggagalkan mereka. 1525 00:59:35,666 --> 00:59:36,833 Caranya bagaimana? 1526 00:59:37,541 --> 00:59:40,458 Mengambil tengkorak yang mereka pakai. 1527 00:59:41,083 --> 00:59:42,916 Lakukan sebelum fajar. 1528 00:59:43,458 --> 00:59:47,125 Dan kamu, Fadhol. Tugasmu adalah membantu mereka. 1529 00:59:47,208 --> 00:59:48,041 Siap, Pakde. 1530 00:59:48,125 --> 00:59:52,000 Kamu akan menjadi kunci sukses keberhasilan misi ini. 1531 00:59:53,416 --> 00:59:54,958 - Oke? - Siap, Pakde. 1532 00:59:56,375 --> 01:00:00,375 Hari ini, kalian bakal kami tes fisik. 1533 01:00:00,458 --> 01:00:01,541 Siap, Semuanya! 1534 01:00:01,625 --> 01:00:02,916 [bersamaan] Siap! 1535 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,083 Ambil posisi kalian. 1536 01:00:06,416 --> 01:00:09,458 - ["Bujangan" oleh Sonetrock mengalun] - ♪ Katanya enak menjadi bujangan ♪ 1537 01:00:09,541 --> 01:00:12,375 ♪ Ke mana-mana tiada yang larang ♪ 1538 01:00:12,458 --> 01:00:15,000 ♪ Hidup terasa ringan tanpa beban ♪ 1539 01:00:15,083 --> 01:00:17,708 ♪ Uang belanja tak jadi pikiran ♪ 1540 01:00:17,791 --> 01:00:20,791 - ♪ Oh bujangan ♪ - ♪ Bujangan ♪ 1541 01:00:20,875 --> 01:00:23,750 - ♪ Bujangan ♪ - ♪ Bujangan ♪ 1542 01:00:23,833 --> 01:00:26,625 - ♪ Bujangan ♪ - ♪ Bujangan ♪ 1543 01:00:26,708 --> 01:00:29,125 ♪ Enaknya kalau jadi bujangan ♪ 1544 01:00:29,208 --> 01:00:32,958 ♪ Hidup bebas bagai burung terbang Kantong kosong… ♪ 1545 01:00:33,041 --> 01:00:35,125 Yang penting kita kirim. 1546 01:00:35,208 --> 01:00:36,583 Yakin enggak yakin. 1547 01:00:36,666 --> 01:00:38,041 Masalah mati urusan orang itu, ya. 1548 01:00:38,125 --> 01:00:41,125 ♪ Tapi susahnya menjadi bujangan ♪ 1549 01:00:41,208 --> 01:00:44,291 ♪ Kalau malam tidurnya sendirian ♪ 1550 01:00:44,375 --> 01:00:46,708 ♪ Hanya bantal guling sebagai teman ♪ 1551 01:00:46,791 --> 01:00:49,208 - ♪ Mata melotot pikiran melayang ♪ - [terkaget] 1552 01:00:49,833 --> 01:00:51,625 ♪ Oh bujangan ♪ 1553 01:00:51,708 --> 01:00:53,375 Mak, lengketnya. 1554 01:00:54,041 --> 01:00:56,416 Padahal bukan kiper, tapi lengket dia. [tertawa] 1555 01:00:56,500 --> 01:00:58,875 - ♪ Bujangan ♪ - ♪ Bujangan ♪ 1556 01:00:58,958 --> 01:01:01,333 - ♪ Bujangan ♪ - ♪ Bujangan ♪ 1557 01:01:01,416 --> 01:01:04,291 - ♪ Bujangan ♪ - ♪ Bujangan ♪ 1558 01:01:04,375 --> 01:01:06,791 - ♪ Bujangan ♪ - ♪ Bujangan ♪ 1559 01:01:06,875 --> 01:01:09,708 ♪ Susahnya kalau jadi bujangan ♪ 1560 01:01:09,791 --> 01:01:12,625 ♪ Hidup tidak akan bisa tenang ♪ 1561 01:01:12,708 --> 01:01:16,583 ♪ Urusi segala macam sendirian ♪ 1562 01:01:16,666 --> 01:01:17,958 [musik perlahan berhenti] 1563 01:01:18,041 --> 01:01:19,750 [mual, meludah] 1564 01:01:21,041 --> 01:01:21,916 Enggak enak ini! 1565 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,083 Kau tahu, rasa masakan kau? 1566 01:01:24,666 --> 01:01:26,166 Kayak ngerasain siksa kubur, tahu! 1567 01:01:26,875 --> 01:01:27,750 [ludahan Pakde] 1568 01:01:27,833 --> 01:01:30,666 Moga-moga saja, majikannya enggak diare. 1569 01:01:30,750 --> 01:01:32,000 Diare kayaknya enggak sih. 1570 01:01:32,083 --> 01:01:33,250 Koma, iya. 1571 01:01:33,333 --> 01:01:36,125 ["Bujangan" oleh Sonetrock mengalun lagi] 1572 01:01:36,208 --> 01:01:42,000 ♪ Boleh saja hidup membujang ♪ 1573 01:01:42,083 --> 01:01:44,291 ♪ Apabila hidup belum mapan ♪ 1574 01:01:44,375 --> 01:01:46,375 [bunyi klakson] 1575 01:01:48,125 --> 01:01:53,333 ♪ Asalkan jangan suka jajan ♪ 1576 01:01:53,416 --> 01:01:56,000 [musik berhenti mengalun] 1577 01:01:56,083 --> 01:02:00,500 Kita akan mengirim kalian ke sebuah keluarga. 1578 01:02:00,583 --> 01:02:02,125 Sepasang suami istri. 1579 01:02:02,208 --> 01:02:04,083 Yang suami namanya Ki Bagus. 1580 01:02:04,750 --> 01:02:07,833 Yang istri namanya Ni Gendis. 1581 01:02:07,916 --> 01:02:09,583 Mereka tinggal di mana, Pak? 1582 01:02:09,666 --> 01:02:11,916 Mereka tinggal di Kepulauan Seribu, 1583 01:02:12,666 --> 01:02:14,625 di paling utara, ya. 1584 01:02:14,708 --> 01:02:15,583 Di Pulau Kosong. 1585 01:02:16,458 --> 01:02:17,333 [Bayu W] Maaf, Pak. 1586 01:02:17,416 --> 01:02:20,416 Itu kan berarti pulaunya enggak kosong toh, Pak? 1587 01:02:20,500 --> 01:02:21,875 Kan ada orangnya, Pak. 1588 01:02:21,958 --> 01:02:22,833 Eh, blush on! 1589 01:02:22,916 --> 01:02:25,000 Pulau Seribu saja belum tentu seribu. 1590 01:02:25,083 --> 01:02:27,041 Pulomas saja tidak ada emasnya. 1591 01:02:27,833 --> 01:02:31,041 Kalian akan berangkat menggunakan kapal yang ada di belakang kalian. 1592 01:02:31,125 --> 01:02:31,958 Silakan. 1593 01:02:33,125 --> 01:02:35,291 ["Bujangan" oleh Sonetrock mengalun lagi] 1594 01:02:38,875 --> 01:02:41,000 [bersamaan] Pulau Seribu, kami datang! 1595 01:02:41,083 --> 01:02:42,708 [bersorak] 1596 01:02:44,833 --> 01:02:47,875 [musik selesai] 1597 01:02:50,083 --> 01:02:52,916 Aturan pertama dalam penampakan adalah… 1598 01:02:53,541 --> 01:02:56,041 kalian tidak perlu kebanyakan gaya. 1599 01:02:56,791 --> 01:02:59,000 Tidak perlu kebanyakan pergerakan. 1600 01:02:59,083 --> 01:03:00,875 Cuma tinggal diam, 1601 01:03:00,958 --> 01:03:02,250 berdiri, 1602 01:03:02,333 --> 01:03:05,208 lalu kasih tampang yang paling menyeramkan. 1603 01:03:05,916 --> 01:03:07,125 Saya pengen lihat… 1604 01:03:08,166 --> 01:03:10,166 wajah seram kalian. Coba! 1605 01:03:10,250 --> 01:03:11,250 [musik mencekam] 1606 01:03:11,333 --> 01:03:13,750 [Ni Gendis] Iya. Iya, bagus! 1607 01:03:13,833 --> 01:03:14,958 Ya. 1608 01:03:15,041 --> 01:03:15,875 Bagus. 1609 01:03:16,833 --> 01:03:17,958 [musik berhenti] 1610 01:03:18,041 --> 01:03:19,083 Yang ini tolol, nih. 1611 01:03:19,166 --> 01:03:20,291 [efek suara jenaka] 1612 01:03:20,375 --> 01:03:21,458 Ayo, yang seram, dong. 1613 01:03:21,541 --> 01:03:22,666 [lemas] Ha. 1614 01:03:22,750 --> 01:03:23,583 Ah… 1615 01:03:24,083 --> 01:03:25,750 Oke. Aturan kedua. 1616 01:03:26,625 --> 01:03:28,708 Ketika manusia sudah mulai ketakutan, 1617 01:03:29,791 --> 01:03:33,916 kalian kasih tawa lirih yang menyeramkan. 1618 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:34,958 Coba. 1619 01:03:35,041 --> 01:03:37,250 [tawa cekikikan] 1620 01:03:37,333 --> 01:03:40,458 [bersamaan tawa cekikikan] 1621 01:03:40,541 --> 01:03:41,791 [tawa meledek] 1622 01:03:42,750 --> 01:03:43,708 Heh! 1623 01:03:43,791 --> 01:03:46,166 Hehe, bukan haha! 1624 01:03:46,250 --> 01:03:47,291 [tawa cekikikan] 1625 01:03:47,375 --> 01:03:48,291 [lemas] Ha ha. 1626 01:03:48,375 --> 01:03:49,833 - He. - Ha. 1627 01:03:49,916 --> 01:03:50,958 - He. - Ha ha. 1628 01:03:51,041 --> 01:03:54,791 - He! - Ha ha. 1629 01:03:54,875 --> 01:03:56,666 Kontrol! Pitch control-nya! 1630 01:03:56,750 --> 01:03:58,083 He he he he! 1631 01:03:58,166 --> 01:03:59,291 [tawa cekikikan] 1632 01:03:59,375 --> 01:04:00,750 Nah! Ayo semuanya! 1633 01:04:00,833 --> 01:04:02,250 [bersamaan tawa cekikikan] 1634 01:04:02,333 --> 01:04:04,500 Kamu habis ini belajar lagi sama saya. 1635 01:04:04,583 --> 01:04:06,541 [tawa cekikikan] Semuanya! 1636 01:04:06,625 --> 01:04:10,208 [bersamaan tawa cekikikan] 1637 01:04:10,291 --> 01:04:15,916 [tawa cekikikan menggaung] 1638 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:21,083 [musik menegangkan] 1639 01:04:21,166 --> 01:04:22,458 Astaga! 1640 01:04:23,500 --> 01:04:24,500 [hentakan musik] 1641 01:04:25,125 --> 01:04:26,833 Aduh, Cong. 1642 01:04:26,916 --> 01:04:29,208 Lompatnya kok kayak gitu sih? 1643 01:04:29,291 --> 01:04:30,208 Lemas banget. 1644 01:04:30,291 --> 01:04:31,208 Kurang darah lo, ya? 1645 01:04:32,583 --> 01:04:34,333 Makanya jangan banyak bergadang. 1646 01:04:34,416 --> 01:04:35,291 Ayo, latihan lagi. 1647 01:04:35,916 --> 01:04:37,041 [desingan] 1648 01:04:37,125 --> 01:04:38,291 [hentakan musik] 1649 01:04:38,375 --> 01:04:39,750 Nah! 1650 01:04:39,833 --> 01:04:41,083 Ini baru benar. 1651 01:04:41,666 --> 01:04:42,666 Bagus tuh lompatannya. 1652 01:04:43,208 --> 01:04:44,041 Pocong banget. 1653 01:04:45,833 --> 01:04:46,875 Latihan terus, ya. 1654 01:04:47,958 --> 01:04:48,791 Permisi, Pak. 1655 01:04:52,125 --> 01:04:53,500 Cemilannya, Pak. 1656 01:04:53,583 --> 01:04:56,000 Cong, ini baru cemilan saya. 1657 01:04:56,666 --> 01:04:57,666 Kalau si Bayu… 1658 01:04:58,208 --> 01:04:59,083 cemilan lo. 1659 01:05:00,208 --> 01:05:01,208 [hentakan musik] 1660 01:05:01,291 --> 01:05:03,375 [teriak] 1661 01:05:03,458 --> 01:05:05,250 Eh! Cong, mau ke mana? 1662 01:05:05,333 --> 01:05:06,791 Ini belum selesai latihannya. 1663 01:05:06,875 --> 01:05:07,791 Hei, balik! 1664 01:05:08,375 --> 01:05:09,541 Aduh. 1665 01:05:10,125 --> 01:05:12,041 Sudah buka praktik duluan dia. 1666 01:05:12,125 --> 01:05:14,000 [alunan biola misterius] 1667 01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:16,958 Kalian itu semuanya mayat hidup. 1668 01:05:17,500 --> 01:05:18,333 Mayat… 1669 01:05:18,958 --> 01:05:19,791 tapi hidup. 1670 01:05:19,875 --> 01:05:21,125 Mayat hidup. 1671 01:05:21,708 --> 01:05:23,000 Hidup, mayat. 1672 01:05:23,083 --> 01:05:24,041 Hidup mayat! 1673 01:05:24,125 --> 01:05:26,416 [efek suara panggilan modem] 1674 01:05:26,500 --> 01:05:27,916 Ya, intinya adalah 1675 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:31,125 kalian tugasnya di sini adalah melindungi pulau ini. 1676 01:05:31,208 --> 01:05:34,500 Jangan sampai kalian terpukul sangat keras 1677 01:05:34,583 --> 01:05:36,250 sampai akhirnya kalian mati. 1678 01:05:36,333 --> 01:05:38,250 Walaupun kalian sebenarnya memang sudah mati, 1679 01:05:38,333 --> 01:05:39,666 cuma hidup, ya. 1680 01:05:39,750 --> 01:05:41,708 Jadinya kan, apa ya? Mati. 1681 01:05:41,791 --> 01:05:44,000 Tapi mayat, tapi hidup. Begitu. 1682 01:05:44,083 --> 01:05:45,416 Sekarang tuh, kalian hidup. 1683 01:05:45,500 --> 01:05:47,000 Ngerti enggak sih? 1684 01:05:47,083 --> 01:05:49,708 [kerik jangkrik] 1685 01:05:51,333 --> 01:05:52,166 Kayak gitu. 1686 01:05:53,583 --> 01:05:54,666 [Ni Gendis] Aduh, my love. 1687 01:05:54,750 --> 01:05:57,041 Kunti sekarang itu benar-benar banyak tingkah ya. 1688 01:05:57,125 --> 01:05:58,541 Masa aku bentak dikit, 1689 01:05:59,083 --> 01:06:00,541 mereka langsung kena mental. 1690 01:06:02,083 --> 01:06:03,458 Ya, begitulah. 1691 01:06:03,541 --> 01:06:04,583 Kunti-kunti Gen Z. 1692 01:06:05,958 --> 01:06:06,916 Kamu masih mending. 1693 01:06:07,916 --> 01:06:09,458 Aku semalam ngelatih pocong. 1694 01:06:10,208 --> 01:06:12,000 - Kacau. - Gimana? 1695 01:06:12,083 --> 01:06:13,500 Masa pocong enggak bisa lompat. 1696 01:06:13,583 --> 01:06:14,541 Hah? 1697 01:06:14,625 --> 01:06:17,500 Sekalinya lompat, gara-gara nginjak puntung rokok. 1698 01:06:17,583 --> 01:06:20,375 Lagian latihan enggak pakai sandal sih pocongnya. 1699 01:06:20,875 --> 01:06:21,791 [Bayu T] Aduh. 1700 01:06:21,875 --> 01:06:24,208 Kita kira-kira bakal ditumbal enggak, ya? 1701 01:06:24,291 --> 01:06:25,791 Aduh, jangan dulu lah. 1702 01:06:26,125 --> 01:06:27,708 Aku masih nabung buat kuliah. 1703 01:06:29,500 --> 01:06:30,958 Kau saja yang tanya, Dol. 1704 01:06:31,541 --> 01:06:32,541 Bagas saja. 1705 01:06:32,625 --> 01:06:33,500 Kau saja lah. 1706 01:06:33,583 --> 01:06:35,083 Enggak lah. Kau, Gas. Tak mau aku. 1707 01:06:35,625 --> 01:06:37,375 - Kau saja. - Tak mau aku, Bagas saja. 1708 01:06:37,458 --> 01:06:39,500 Ih! Ribet ini berdua. 1709 01:06:40,208 --> 01:06:41,208 Ya, udah. Aku saja. 1710 01:06:45,708 --> 01:06:46,541 Pak. 1711 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:47,833 Dia mau ngomong. 1712 01:06:48,458 --> 01:06:49,291 Aku? 1713 01:06:50,166 --> 01:06:52,708 - Ada apa, Dodol? - Maaf, Pak. Sardol. 1714 01:06:53,541 --> 01:06:56,708 Ini, Pak. Kami ini kan… apa, Pak. 1715 01:06:58,750 --> 01:07:00,541 Supaya enggak apa kali dia, Pak. 1716 01:07:01,458 --> 01:07:02,791 Macam mana, kalau apa, Pak? 1717 01:07:02,875 --> 01:07:03,875 Apa, sih? 1718 01:07:03,958 --> 01:07:06,750 Apa benar, Pak, kami bertiga bakal dijadikan tumbal? 1719 01:07:07,666 --> 01:07:08,541 [berdesah] 1720 01:07:08,625 --> 01:07:10,375 Kalian enggak bakal ditumbalin lah. 1721 01:07:11,250 --> 01:07:12,083 [tawa ditahan] 1722 01:07:12,166 --> 01:07:15,166 Entar yang bantu kita untuk ngeberesin tumbal siapa? 1723 01:07:15,250 --> 01:07:16,166 [bersamaan] Kami. 1724 01:07:16,250 --> 01:07:17,875 Yang gali kubur siapa? 1725 01:07:17,958 --> 01:07:18,916 [bersamaan] Kami. 1726 01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:20,583 Kalau ada tumbal yang gagal, 1727 01:07:20,666 --> 01:07:22,000 yang gantiin siapa? 1728 01:07:22,083 --> 01:07:23,416 [bersamaan, nada bingung] Kami? 1729 01:07:24,708 --> 01:07:25,666 Aduh. 1730 01:07:25,750 --> 01:07:27,375 Yang penting jangan saya ya, Bu. 1731 01:07:27,916 --> 01:07:29,666 Setan juga pilih-pilih, Dol. 1732 01:07:29,750 --> 01:07:31,250 Pasti pengennya yang cakepan dikit. 1733 01:07:32,458 --> 01:07:33,708 Paling, Bagas duluan. 1734 01:07:34,875 --> 01:07:36,958 Tuh, aku cakep. [tawa kecil] 1735 01:07:37,625 --> 01:07:38,458 Dih! 1736 01:07:38,833 --> 01:07:40,041 Modelan kayak gini cakep? 1737 01:07:40,666 --> 01:07:41,750 Setannya katarak, Bu. 1738 01:07:41,833 --> 01:07:43,250 Kalau tumbal harus cakep, 1739 01:07:43,333 --> 01:07:44,833 dari antara kami tiga ini, 1740 01:07:44,916 --> 01:07:45,833 saya paling cakep, Bu. 1741 01:07:47,291 --> 01:07:49,291 Ban dalam, lo sama gue saja lebih cakepan gue. 1742 01:07:49,875 --> 01:07:50,791 [Sardol] Cakepan aku. 1743 01:07:50,875 --> 01:07:52,208 - Aku. - Aku. 1744 01:07:52,291 --> 01:07:54,208 - Aku. - Aku. 1745 01:07:54,291 --> 01:07:55,125 Ya udah, kamu. 1746 01:07:55,208 --> 01:07:56,833 Ya udah, aku yang jadi tumbal. 1747 01:07:58,083 --> 01:08:00,041 Kayaknya rombongannya sudah datang. 1748 01:08:00,125 --> 01:08:01,416 Bayu, kamu jemput mereka. 1749 01:08:01,500 --> 01:08:02,500 Iya, Bu. 1750 01:08:02,583 --> 01:08:03,958 Dol, tolong itu. 1751 01:08:04,458 --> 01:08:05,458 Halaman diikan. 1752 01:08:05,541 --> 01:08:06,541 Diikan? 1753 01:08:06,958 --> 01:08:07,958 Disapu-sapu. 1754 01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:10,041 Baik, Pak. 1755 01:08:11,333 --> 01:08:12,958 Kalau saya, Pak, ke mana? 1756 01:08:13,541 --> 01:08:14,375 Ke mana kek. 1757 01:08:16,541 --> 01:08:17,500 [berbisik] Ke mana ya? 1758 01:08:17,583 --> 01:08:19,583 [musik ceria mengalun] 1759 01:08:23,583 --> 01:08:27,458 [Bayu W] Akhirnya kita mau sampai! 1760 01:08:34,583 --> 01:08:36,250 Pak, Pulau Kosong ini? 1761 01:08:36,333 --> 01:08:37,750 Iya benar, ini Pulau Kosong. 1762 01:08:39,416 --> 01:08:40,500 Sampai juga kita. 1763 01:08:53,083 --> 01:08:54,833 Selamat datang, Teman-Teman. 1764 01:08:54,916 --> 01:08:56,125 [bersamaan] Terima kasih. 1765 01:08:56,208 --> 01:08:57,375 Gimana perjalanannya tadi? 1766 01:08:57,458 --> 01:08:59,125 Agak oleng ya, Mas. 1767 01:08:59,208 --> 01:09:01,333 Saya juga dulu waktu pertama-tama begitu. 1768 01:09:01,916 --> 01:09:03,250 Tapi sekarang udah enggak. 1769 01:09:03,333 --> 01:09:05,041 Pasti karena sudah terbiasa kan, Bang? 1770 01:09:05,625 --> 01:09:06,791 Pingsan. 1771 01:09:07,291 --> 01:09:09,416 Gue pikir karena lo nikmatin perjalanan. 1772 01:09:10,541 --> 01:09:11,791 Bisa aja, Petani Garam. 1773 01:09:12,708 --> 01:09:13,541 Sudah, ayo. 1774 01:09:13,625 --> 01:09:15,708 Kebetulan perjalanan kita enggak jauh. 1775 01:09:15,791 --> 01:09:16,750 Seharusnya kan jauh. 1776 01:09:16,833 --> 01:09:17,750 Iya. 1777 01:09:21,583 --> 01:09:22,958 [kaok gagak] 1778 01:09:28,166 --> 01:09:29,541 Ji, tunggu dulu. 1779 01:09:29,625 --> 01:09:30,458 Kenapa? 1780 01:09:31,291 --> 01:09:32,750 Itu, banyak tengkoraknya. 1781 01:09:33,666 --> 01:09:35,291 Ini mah cuma pajangan doang, Jo. 1782 01:09:35,375 --> 01:09:37,500 Di kota juga banyak yang kayak beginian. 1783 01:09:37,583 --> 01:09:38,958 Biar estetik. 1784 01:09:39,041 --> 01:09:40,916 - Estetik, ya? - Iya. 1785 01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:43,083 Maklum di rumah saya cuma ada mesin ketik. 1786 01:09:43,166 --> 01:09:44,000 Sudah, ayo. 1787 01:09:46,958 --> 01:09:48,541 - [Jerry] Abang. - [Bayu T] Iya? 1788 01:09:48,625 --> 01:09:51,208 - Masih jauh tidak? - Enggak, sebentar lagi. 1789 01:09:51,291 --> 01:09:52,791 Kalau yang jauh mah ke Alaska. 1790 01:09:54,500 --> 01:09:55,500 Tempat kayak gini… 1791 01:09:56,416 --> 01:09:57,916 kayaknya masih ada T-Rex. 1792 01:09:58,500 --> 01:09:59,625 Ngawur kamu. 1793 01:09:59,708 --> 01:10:01,708 T-Rex sudah punah dari lama, 1794 01:10:01,791 --> 01:10:03,916 tapi kalau Godzilla mungkin, Bay. 1795 01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:04,875 Yee… 1796 01:10:05,416 --> 01:10:06,791 Godzilla mah dari rawa. 1797 01:10:07,541 --> 01:10:10,250 Sudah, kita ikuti koboi mainan itu dulu saja. 1798 01:10:10,333 --> 01:10:11,166 - Iya, ayo. - Eh! 1799 01:10:11,916 --> 01:10:13,125 Ke kiri melulu lo. 1800 01:10:13,208 --> 01:10:14,458 Dikunci setang? 1801 01:10:14,541 --> 01:10:15,541 Sini. 1802 01:10:17,083 --> 01:10:18,958 [musik misterius mengalun] 1803 01:10:23,375 --> 01:10:26,083 [Bayu T] Dol, udah pada datang, nih. Panggil bapak sama ibu, ya. 1804 01:10:26,875 --> 01:10:27,708 [Sardol] Oke. 1805 01:10:36,375 --> 01:10:39,375 Selamat datang di Pulau Kosong. 1806 01:10:39,458 --> 01:10:41,416 [bersamaan] Terima kasih, Pak. 1807 01:10:41,500 --> 01:10:43,125 Perkenalkan, saya Bagus. 1808 01:10:43,875 --> 01:10:44,833 Saya Gendis. 1809 01:10:45,291 --> 01:10:46,208 Kami berdua… 1810 01:10:46,708 --> 01:10:47,708 [bersamaan] Suami istri. 1811 01:10:48,666 --> 01:10:51,375 Dan ini ketiga rekan kerja kalian. 1812 01:10:51,916 --> 01:10:53,166 Ini dengan Bagas… 1813 01:10:54,833 --> 01:10:56,083 yang tengah Bayu, 1814 01:10:57,583 --> 01:10:59,083 dan yang ujung tai kucing. 1815 01:11:00,875 --> 01:11:02,083 Maaf, Pak. Sardol. 1816 01:11:02,166 --> 01:11:03,500 Enggak, itu ada tai kucing. 1817 01:11:03,583 --> 01:11:04,500 [efek suara kentut] 1818 01:11:05,041 --> 01:11:06,458 Nanti tolong kamu bersihin. 1819 01:11:07,250 --> 01:11:08,208 Ini namanya Sardol. 1820 01:11:08,916 --> 01:11:12,000 Senang sekali kami bisa menerima tumbal baru. 1821 01:11:12,083 --> 01:11:13,833 [musik menegangkan] 1822 01:11:14,583 --> 01:11:17,375 Maksud kami, pegawai baru di rumah ini. 1823 01:11:18,916 --> 01:11:20,291 Kedatangan kalian ke sini 1824 01:11:20,375 --> 01:11:24,583 adalah untuk membantu merayakan ulang tahun pernikahan. 1825 01:11:24,666 --> 01:11:25,541 [Aep] Siap, izin! 1826 01:11:25,625 --> 01:11:27,750 Ulang tahun pernikahan siapa, Pak? 1827 01:11:27,833 --> 01:11:28,833 Pernikahan bapakmu. 1828 01:11:30,333 --> 01:11:31,583 Pernikahan kami, dong. 1829 01:11:31,666 --> 01:11:34,416 Semoga sakinah, mawadah, wa rahmah ya, Pak. 1830 01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:35,333 Amin. 1831 01:11:35,416 --> 01:11:36,375 Amin. Terima kasih. 1832 01:11:37,791 --> 01:11:39,208 Apakah ada pertanyaan? 1833 01:11:39,708 --> 01:11:40,541 Saya, Pak. 1834 01:11:41,666 --> 01:11:42,708 Itu. 1835 01:11:42,791 --> 01:11:46,458 Kamu kalau mau tanya sesuatu, ngomongnya lihat wajah saya, dong. 1836 01:11:46,541 --> 01:11:48,541 Mata saya memang begini dari lahir. 1837 01:11:48,916 --> 01:11:50,333 - Oh. - [berbisik] Dari lahir. 1838 01:11:50,583 --> 01:11:51,916 - Ini berapa? - Tujuh. 1839 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:52,833 Ini empat. 1840 01:11:53,041 --> 01:11:54,958 Hah? Kok empat? 1841 01:11:55,041 --> 01:11:58,083 [tabuhan kendang] 1842 01:12:00,750 --> 01:12:02,000 [Johan] Saya mau tanya, Pak. 1843 01:12:02,083 --> 01:12:05,291 Pegawai di sini dapat jatah libur pulang enggak, Pak? 1844 01:12:05,375 --> 01:12:06,333 Dapat. 1845 01:12:06,416 --> 01:12:07,458 Satu bulan sekali. 1846 01:12:08,500 --> 01:12:10,666 Iya, pulangnya ke alam barzah. 1847 01:12:10,750 --> 01:12:11,833 Hah? 1848 01:12:11,916 --> 01:12:12,750 Alam apa, Bu? 1849 01:12:13,333 --> 01:12:14,250 Alam Sutera. 1850 01:12:16,333 --> 01:12:19,625 Untuk penggajian, ada tanggal pastinya setiap bulan? 1851 01:12:19,708 --> 01:12:20,958 Setiap tanggal 1. 1852 01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:24,541 Tapi sebelum tanggal 1 juga kalian sudah mati. 1853 01:12:24,625 --> 01:12:25,875 [bersamaan] Hah? 1854 01:12:27,083 --> 01:12:28,583 [tertawa] 1855 01:12:28,666 --> 01:12:29,916 Sudah apa tadi, Bu? 1856 01:12:30,791 --> 01:12:31,625 Sudah cair. 1857 01:12:32,541 --> 01:12:33,916 Keren. 1858 01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:36,041 Kalau sudah tidak ada pertanyaan lagi, 1859 01:12:36,125 --> 01:12:37,208 mari ikut saya. 1860 01:12:38,291 --> 01:12:39,666 Kalian akan bisa langsung bekerja. 1861 01:12:40,041 --> 01:12:40,875 Siap, Pak. 1862 01:12:42,041 --> 01:12:44,625 [Ki Bagus] Ayo, kita sekarang menuju ke mes kalian. 1863 01:12:47,875 --> 01:12:48,708 [Jerry] Izin, Pak. 1864 01:12:48,791 --> 01:12:51,291 Ini banyak tumpukan tanah kiri kanan. 1865 01:12:51,375 --> 01:12:52,208 Ini kuburan? 1866 01:12:54,333 --> 01:12:56,000 Ini budi daya kentang. 1867 01:12:57,791 --> 01:12:58,625 Saya lagi diet. 1868 01:12:59,416 --> 01:13:00,750 Jadi, saya enggak makan nasi. 1869 01:13:02,041 --> 01:13:03,750 Jadi, cuma makan kentang doang, Pak? 1870 01:13:04,666 --> 01:13:05,708 Campur lontong. 1871 01:13:07,375 --> 01:13:09,250 Padahal cuma nasi dipadetin doang. 1872 01:13:11,833 --> 01:13:13,833 [gemerisik tanah] 1873 01:13:14,833 --> 01:13:19,708 [musik mencekam] 1874 01:13:26,291 --> 01:13:27,875 [Johan] Halamannya luas juga ya. 1875 01:13:28,958 --> 01:13:29,916 Nah. 1876 01:13:30,291 --> 01:13:31,750 Ini tempat kalian istirahat. 1877 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:35,458 Silakan tasnya ditaruh masing-masing, 1878 01:13:36,166 --> 01:13:39,125 setelah itu kalian berganti pakaian. 1879 01:13:39,875 --> 01:13:41,625 Kamar ini memang tidak ada AC-nya, 1880 01:13:42,208 --> 01:13:45,791 tapi udara di sini cukup panas. 1881 01:13:45,875 --> 01:13:47,375 [Johan, Fadhol] Hah? 1882 01:13:47,458 --> 01:13:48,875 Itu kalau siang. 1883 01:13:48,958 --> 01:13:50,875 - Kalau malam, baru… - Dingin. 1884 01:13:50,958 --> 01:13:51,958 Lebih panas. 1885 01:13:52,625 --> 01:13:54,375 - Bisa aja. - [Ki Bagus tertawa] 1886 01:13:54,458 --> 01:13:56,583 Saya bercanda, biar enggak tegang. 1887 01:13:56,666 --> 01:13:57,958 - [semua tertawa] - Ya, sudah. 1888 01:13:58,041 --> 01:13:59,833 Langsung saja berganti pakaian. 1889 01:13:59,916 --> 01:14:02,000 Sudah ada nama kalian masing-masing di atas ranjang. 1890 01:14:02,083 --> 01:14:04,250 - [bersamaan] Terima kasih, Bu. - Iya. 1891 01:14:04,333 --> 01:14:05,875 - Kita tunggu di depan, ya. - Iya. 1892 01:14:07,541 --> 01:14:08,416 Ya. 1893 01:14:09,291 --> 01:14:10,583 Saya punya, nih. 1894 01:14:14,083 --> 01:14:14,916 Lapar, ya. 1895 01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:17,583 - [Johan] Lapar, ya. - [Fadhol] Ini punyaku. 1896 01:14:27,791 --> 01:14:28,666 Dhol, kau mau? 1897 01:14:28,750 --> 01:14:30,541 Saya juga bawa bekal, Jer. 1898 01:14:33,958 --> 01:14:35,541 Ini. [tertawa] 1899 01:14:35,625 --> 01:14:37,166 Chocolatos. 1900 01:14:37,250 --> 01:14:38,500 Makasih, ya. 1901 01:14:39,291 --> 01:14:40,166 Ini. 1902 01:14:41,666 --> 01:14:42,583 Kok baik banget? 1903 01:14:42,666 --> 01:14:43,916 Tenang. Ada lagi. 1904 01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:45,541 Empat ribu, dua. 1905 01:14:45,625 --> 01:14:46,916 [terkekeh] 1906 01:14:50,208 --> 01:14:51,541 [Ki Bagus] Saya ini pematung. 1907 01:14:52,250 --> 01:14:54,250 Jadi, saya mengambil manusia… 1908 01:14:54,333 --> 01:14:55,833 Eh, maksud saya, batu, 1909 01:14:56,583 --> 01:14:59,458 untuk saya pahat dan saya buat patung-patung seperti ini. 1910 01:15:00,041 --> 01:15:01,041 Wih. 1911 01:15:01,125 --> 01:15:02,541 Ada patung koki, Jo. 1912 01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:07,958 Patung ini mirip sekali sama manusia. 1913 01:15:08,708 --> 01:15:10,416 Bapak pasti seniman handal. 1914 01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:12,416 Memahatnya pakai apa, Pak? 1915 01:15:12,500 --> 01:15:13,458 Santet. 1916 01:15:13,541 --> 01:15:16,166 [musik mencekam] 1917 01:15:16,250 --> 01:15:17,166 Santan, maksudnya. 1918 01:15:18,416 --> 01:15:19,708 Santan, Kakak. 1919 01:15:23,583 --> 01:15:25,166 [Ni Gendis] Ini tempat kalian bekerja. 1920 01:15:26,458 --> 01:15:29,000 Bu, ini dapur, ya? 1921 01:15:31,750 --> 01:15:33,291 Ya, bukan, dong. 1922 01:15:33,375 --> 01:15:34,875 Saya biasanya mandi di sini, 1923 01:15:34,958 --> 01:15:36,291 suami saya BAB di situ, 1924 01:15:36,375 --> 01:15:37,791 biar saya komunikasi. 1925 01:15:37,875 --> 01:15:39,250 Ya, dapur, dong! 1926 01:15:39,333 --> 01:15:41,375 Masa jamban? 1927 01:15:42,541 --> 01:15:44,541 Gini deh, Bu. Ibu sukanya masakan apa? 1928 01:15:44,625 --> 01:15:46,041 Biar kita buatin berdua. 1929 01:15:46,125 --> 01:15:47,500 Masak apa aja. 1930 01:15:47,583 --> 01:15:49,291 Ini bahan-bahannya juga udah lengkap. 1931 01:15:49,833 --> 01:15:51,208 Kalian tinggal pilih. 1932 01:15:51,291 --> 01:15:54,333 Sudah ada daging sapi. 1933 01:15:55,125 --> 01:15:56,958 Ada juga sayap ayam. 1934 01:15:58,250 --> 01:15:59,208 Ada juga… 1935 01:16:00,958 --> 01:16:02,541 ginjal tukang masak. 1936 01:16:02,625 --> 01:16:04,833 [musik mencekam] 1937 01:16:06,125 --> 01:16:07,500 [terbahak-bahak] 1938 01:16:07,583 --> 01:16:08,666 [tertawa gugup] 1939 01:16:09,958 --> 01:16:11,375 Ibu bercanda, nih. 1940 01:16:12,208 --> 01:16:13,541 Enggak sih. Enggak bercanda. 1941 01:16:13,625 --> 01:16:14,708 [musik mencekam] 1942 01:16:14,791 --> 01:16:16,291 Selamat bekerja! 1943 01:16:18,500 --> 01:16:19,791 Bercanda itu si Ibu. 1944 01:16:19,875 --> 01:16:21,916 Kita pasti bakal betah bekerja di sini. 1945 01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:23,250 Dia aja tukang guyon. 1946 01:16:23,333 --> 01:16:25,625 Iya, ya, pantes ibunya awet muda. 1947 01:16:25,708 --> 01:16:28,083 Lihat aja tuh, ada daging sapi, daging ayam. 1948 01:16:29,500 --> 01:16:30,875 [musim mencekam] 1949 01:16:32,083 --> 01:16:32,916 Ginjal. 1950 01:16:35,375 --> 01:16:36,208 Oh. 1951 01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:38,791 Itu ginjal kambing. 1952 01:16:39,208 --> 01:16:40,750 Memang bentuknya seperti itu. 1953 01:16:40,833 --> 01:16:42,416 Mirip kayak punya kita. 1954 01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:44,208 Nah, kalau yang di bawahnya itu… 1955 01:16:44,875 --> 01:16:45,750 genap. 1956 01:16:46,708 --> 01:16:47,916 Ginjal, genap. 1957 01:16:48,875 --> 01:16:50,125 Bercanda, kayak Ibu. 1958 01:16:51,041 --> 01:16:52,250 Sudah. Ayo, kita masak. 1959 01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:57,000 Ini rute patroli kalian sehari-hari nanti, ya. 1960 01:16:57,083 --> 01:16:58,416 [bersamaan] Siap, Pak! 1961 01:16:58,500 --> 01:17:02,291 Baru di sini, kok capek ya, Jer? [terengah-engah] 1962 01:17:02,375 --> 01:17:04,166 Iya, kira-kira kenapa ya? 1963 01:17:04,250 --> 01:17:06,125 [musik misterius mengalun] 1964 01:17:08,708 --> 01:17:09,791 Kalian takut hantu, enggak? 1965 01:17:09,875 --> 01:17:11,833 - [hentakan musik] - Siap, tidak! 1966 01:17:11,916 --> 01:17:13,750 Saya cuma takut miskin, Pak! 1967 01:17:14,416 --> 01:17:16,291 - Siap! Sama, Pak. - [terengah-engah] 1968 01:17:25,833 --> 01:17:27,875 Nanti pohon ini kamu tebang. 1969 01:17:27,958 --> 01:17:28,791 Itu juga. 1970 01:17:28,875 --> 01:17:29,958 Yang ini juga dibersihin. 1971 01:17:30,041 --> 01:17:31,958 Dihilangin semuanya, ya. 1972 01:17:32,041 --> 01:17:34,208 Terus kamu buat satu lubang saja, 1973 01:17:34,291 --> 01:17:35,833 tapi muat buat delapan orang. 1974 01:17:35,916 --> 01:17:38,666 Delapan itu delapan mendatar, apa delapan menurun, Bu? 1975 01:17:39,291 --> 01:17:41,166 Delapan huruf. Mengubur. 1976 01:17:41,250 --> 01:17:43,250 [musik menegangkan] 1977 01:17:43,333 --> 01:17:45,041 Kamu, Doreamon Kunyit, ikut saya. 1978 01:17:45,541 --> 01:17:46,875 - Fadhol, Bu. - Iya. 1979 01:17:46,958 --> 01:17:48,958 - Ada tikus di loteng. Ayo ikut. - Siap. 1980 01:17:49,541 --> 01:17:50,625 Udah, kerjain aja. 1981 01:17:51,125 --> 01:17:52,041 Oke, man. 1982 01:17:57,041 --> 01:17:59,375 [musik mencekam mengalun] 1983 01:18:12,208 --> 01:18:13,583 Gelap gempita, deh. 1984 01:18:17,041 --> 01:18:18,000 Bau banget lagi. 1985 01:18:19,375 --> 01:18:20,208 Bau… 1986 01:18:21,166 --> 01:18:22,166 Bau tikus. 1987 01:18:23,166 --> 01:18:24,000 Ayo, buruan. 1988 01:18:24,666 --> 01:18:25,625 Lemong, deh. 1989 01:18:27,666 --> 01:18:29,416 Memang bangkai tikus baunya. 1990 01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:36,208 [Fadhol terbatuk] 1991 01:18:37,208 --> 01:18:38,166 Nah! 1992 01:18:38,875 --> 01:18:41,708 Ini dia nih, sumber masalahnya. 1993 01:18:42,375 --> 01:18:43,458 [berdengus] 1994 01:18:47,333 --> 01:18:48,958 [berdengus] 1995 01:18:50,583 --> 01:18:51,666 [hentakan musik] 1996 01:18:51,750 --> 01:18:53,750 [racauan ketakutan] 1997 01:18:57,541 --> 01:18:58,500 Apaan, sih? 1998 01:18:59,083 --> 01:19:03,541 Sama tikus rumahan aja takut, apalagi sama tikus negara. 1999 01:19:03,625 --> 01:19:04,916 Ibu baca, 2000 01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:06,500 nanti titik-titiknya Ibu isi. 2001 01:19:06,583 --> 01:19:07,791 Kita mulai, Bu ya. 2002 01:19:07,875 --> 01:19:09,625 [bahasa Inggris] Nama saya Gendis. 2003 01:19:09,708 --> 01:19:11,583 Usia saya 200 tahun. 2004 01:19:11,666 --> 01:19:14,166 Makanan favorit saya adalah bayi. [tertawa] 2005 01:19:14,250 --> 01:19:15,208 Saya cerdas. 2006 01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:18,000 Dua ratus? 2007 01:19:18,083 --> 01:19:20,541 [bahasa Inggris] Oh. Maksud saya empat puluh. 2008 01:19:20,625 --> 01:19:23,166 Oh, aku pikir, Bun… 2009 01:19:23,250 --> 01:19:25,875 Malah dalam pandanganku, Ibu lebih ke… 2010 01:19:26,833 --> 01:19:28,416 Tiga puluh sembilan setengah tahun. 2011 01:19:28,500 --> 01:19:30,958 [Andro tertawa] 2012 01:19:31,041 --> 01:19:32,208 Anying kau. 2013 01:19:32,291 --> 01:19:33,625 Sama aja itu. 2014 01:19:33,708 --> 01:19:34,583 Oh, iya. 2015 01:19:34,666 --> 01:19:39,041 Kalau saya ingin ngomong, "Saya ingin memotong kamu kecil-kecil," 2016 01:19:39,125 --> 01:19:40,083 bahasa Inggris-nya apa? 2017 01:19:40,166 --> 01:19:42,166 Mau belajar grammar mungkin Ibu ini, ya. 2018 01:19:42,250 --> 01:19:43,125 [tawa kecil] 2019 01:19:43,791 --> 01:19:45,083 Tapi buat siapa kalimat tadi? 2020 01:19:45,166 --> 01:19:46,000 Buat kamu. 2021 01:19:46,083 --> 01:19:48,083 [musik mencekam] 2022 01:19:49,458 --> 01:19:51,416 Maksudnya, buat ayam. 2023 01:19:51,500 --> 01:19:53,000 Saya mau bilang ke ayam. 2024 01:19:53,083 --> 01:19:54,916 - Aku ingin memotong kamu kecil-kecil. - Ayam. 2025 01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:58,083 I want to cut you into little pieces. 2026 01:19:58,166 --> 01:19:59,500 [berbisik] …into little pieces. 2027 01:20:00,583 --> 01:20:02,166 Kalau bahasa Inggrisnya, 2028 01:20:02,250 --> 01:20:04,625 "Aku ingin meminum darah kamu." 2029 01:20:05,833 --> 01:20:09,375 Ibu enggak tertarik ganti kalimat lain biar lebih enak kita belajarnya, Bu? 2030 01:20:09,833 --> 01:20:10,708 Itu saja? 2031 01:20:11,208 --> 01:20:12,125 Kalau itu… 2032 01:20:13,041 --> 01:20:14,625 I want to drink your blood. 2033 01:20:14,708 --> 01:20:16,791 [berbisik] I want to drink your blood. 2034 01:20:17,750 --> 01:20:20,791 Kalau misalnya, "Aku ingin membunuh kamu… 2035 01:20:20,875 --> 01:20:22,166 [musik menegangkan] 2036 01:20:22,250 --> 01:20:23,833 …besok malam di bulan purnama." 2037 01:20:24,333 --> 01:20:25,958 Itu apa bahasa Inggrisnya? 2038 01:20:26,041 --> 01:20:27,791 [bernapas gelisah] Kalau itu… 2039 01:20:30,750 --> 01:20:32,416 [tawa terbahak-bahak] 2040 01:20:33,750 --> 01:20:36,458 Bercanda rupanya, Ibu. Pantas. Aku mikir, Bu, kan. 2041 01:20:39,625 --> 01:20:41,791 [musik mencekam mengalun] 2042 01:20:50,541 --> 01:20:52,291 Lagi, terus maju. 2043 01:20:52,375 --> 01:20:54,000 Ini dibagi dua saja, ya. 2044 01:20:54,083 --> 01:20:56,458 Empat kanan dan empat kiri ya, mejanya. 2045 01:20:56,541 --> 01:20:57,416 Dibagi dua, ya. 2046 01:20:57,916 --> 01:20:59,500 Kanan empat, kiri empat. 2047 01:21:00,375 --> 01:21:01,791 Disusun sejajar. 2048 01:21:01,875 --> 01:21:03,250 Disusun sejajar. 2049 01:21:03,333 --> 01:21:06,041 Maju lagi, terus. Lagi terus. 2050 01:21:06,125 --> 01:21:08,416 Hati-hati ya sama mejanya, jangan sampai patah. 2051 01:21:08,500 --> 01:21:10,541 - Hati-hati mejanya. Awas patah. - Sardol! 2052 01:21:11,250 --> 01:21:13,458 Dari tadi kamu cuma ulang-ulang omongan kita, ya! 2053 01:21:14,041 --> 01:21:16,291 - Maaf, Pak. - Bukannya bantuin. 2054 01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:19,000 Godeg melulu. Berobat! 2055 01:21:19,583 --> 01:21:20,416 Siap, Pak. 2056 01:21:22,041 --> 01:21:22,875 [tawa kecil] 2057 01:21:23,750 --> 01:21:25,125 Sudah beres semua, ya? 2058 01:21:25,208 --> 01:21:26,708 [bersamaan] Sudah, Pak. 2059 01:21:27,250 --> 01:21:28,333 [tertawa] 2060 01:21:28,416 --> 01:21:31,708 Kalau begitu, terima kasih atas bantuannya. 2061 01:21:31,791 --> 01:21:33,000 [bersamaan] Siap, Pak. 2062 01:21:33,083 --> 01:21:37,083 Sekarang kalian semua pada istirahat. 2063 01:21:37,166 --> 01:21:39,041 Terus jangan lupa makan yang banyak. 2064 01:21:39,541 --> 01:21:42,666 Kita sudah siapin makanan yang enak-enak semua. 2065 01:21:42,750 --> 01:21:44,583 - [tawa Ki Bagus] - [bersamaan] Makan lagi. 2066 01:21:44,666 --> 01:21:47,625 Tapi itu makanan yang piza jangan dimakan, ya. 2067 01:21:47,708 --> 01:21:49,416 Lah, emang kenapa, Pak? 2068 01:21:49,500 --> 01:21:50,333 Enggak ada! 2069 01:21:50,416 --> 01:21:52,166 [semua tertawa] 2070 01:21:52,250 --> 01:21:53,791 [bersamaan] Bisa saja. 2071 01:21:55,875 --> 01:21:57,125 Ya sudah, sana istirahat, ya. 2072 01:21:57,208 --> 01:21:59,000 - Silakan. - Ayo, tidur yang nyenyak. 2073 01:21:59,083 --> 01:22:00,083 Mari. 2074 01:22:00,166 --> 01:22:01,000 [semua] Iya, Pak. 2075 01:22:01,083 --> 01:22:02,708 [Ni Gendis] Makan yang banyak. 2076 01:22:02,791 --> 01:22:04,458 [Ki Bagus] Senang-senang semua, ya. 2077 01:22:05,375 --> 01:22:07,083 - Ya. - [tertawa] 2078 01:22:09,791 --> 01:22:12,500 [tawa jahat] 2079 01:22:20,083 --> 01:22:21,708 Udang segar. 2080 01:22:21,791 --> 01:22:23,208 Silakan dicoba sambalnya. 2081 01:22:25,041 --> 01:22:26,750 Dihabisin, guys, udangnya. 2082 01:22:26,833 --> 01:22:28,500 - [Aji] Makasih, Bang. - [Fadhol] Makasih. 2083 01:22:28,583 --> 01:22:29,458 [Andro] Bang Aep. 2084 01:22:30,416 --> 01:22:31,250 Duduk kau, makan. 2085 01:22:31,833 --> 01:22:33,458 Lukisan itu saja kau lihat dari tadi. 2086 01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:37,416 Itu mereka sama siapa, ya? 2087 01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:39,791 Iya ya, aku macam kenal, tapi… 2088 01:22:40,750 --> 01:22:41,583 siapa, ya? 2089 01:22:41,666 --> 01:22:43,500 Aku tahu, Bang. Namanya itu, ini… 2090 01:22:44,541 --> 01:22:46,083 Nyi Roro… 2091 01:22:46,166 --> 01:22:47,000 Kidal. 2092 01:22:47,541 --> 01:22:48,916 Nyi Roro Kidal namanya. 2093 01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:50,583 Pantas dia pakai tangan kiri. 2094 01:22:51,458 --> 01:22:52,583 Emaknya Messi kali. 2095 01:22:53,083 --> 01:22:54,166 [semua tertawa] 2096 01:22:54,250 --> 01:22:55,708 [Johan] Kalau yang itu siapa ya? 2097 01:22:55,791 --> 01:22:58,666 - Yang itu, ya? - [Johan] Iya. 2098 01:22:58,750 --> 01:23:01,166 Oh, yang itu Pak Bagus. 2099 01:23:01,250 --> 01:23:02,791 Oh, Pak Bagus. 2100 01:23:03,333 --> 01:23:04,875 Tapi itu badannya merah, kenapa ya? 2101 01:23:04,958 --> 01:23:05,916 [efek dentingan] 2102 01:23:06,833 --> 01:23:07,916 [musik jenaka mengalun] 2103 01:23:08,750 --> 01:23:10,208 Oh, mak. Juling kau, ya. 2104 01:23:11,291 --> 01:23:13,000 Kalau yang merah itu Pak RT. 2105 01:23:13,083 --> 01:23:14,416 Oh… 2106 01:23:15,083 --> 01:23:16,791 Pak RT fans-nya MU, ya? 2107 01:23:17,375 --> 01:23:18,208 Cakep. 2108 01:23:18,291 --> 01:23:20,333 - [musik mencekam] - [geraman] 2109 01:23:20,416 --> 01:23:22,541 Dhol, ngobrol, Dhol. 2110 01:23:22,625 --> 01:23:26,541 Kau kan biasanya ribut, jualan empat ribu dua. 2111 01:23:26,625 --> 01:23:28,291 Sekarang ini ramai, ngobrol. 2112 01:23:28,375 --> 01:23:31,125 [bahasa Inggris] Maaf, pakai bahasa Inggris, Bung. 2113 01:23:31,208 --> 01:23:33,375 Saya tidak bisa bahasa Indonesia. 2114 01:23:33,458 --> 01:23:35,083 Wah. 2115 01:23:35,750 --> 01:23:37,375 [bahasa Jawa] Orang Belanda, guys. 2116 01:23:38,125 --> 01:23:39,125 Gold from where? 2117 01:23:40,041 --> 01:23:41,125 "Gold from where"? 2118 01:23:41,208 --> 01:23:42,666 [bahasa Indonesia] Masnya dari mana? 2119 01:23:43,208 --> 01:23:44,250 Entar dulu, Bang. 2120 01:23:44,791 --> 01:23:47,666 Mungkin yang kau maksud, "where are you from?" 2121 01:23:47,750 --> 01:23:49,208 Oh, udah diedit, ya? 2122 01:23:49,291 --> 01:23:50,208 Enggak, dari dulu. 2123 01:23:51,500 --> 01:23:54,333 [bahasa Inggris] Saya tahu "where are you from". Saya dari Brebes. 2124 01:23:54,416 --> 01:23:55,541 Kamu tahu Brebes? 2125 01:23:55,625 --> 01:23:58,000 [bahasa Jawa] Ealah, orang Jawa rupanya. 2126 01:23:58,875 --> 01:24:01,166 [nada mengejek] Dasar telur asin. 2127 01:24:01,958 --> 01:24:02,791 Berak. 2128 01:24:02,875 --> 01:24:05,708 [bahasa Inggris] Ya, saya suka menyanyi, Bung. 2129 01:24:05,791 --> 01:24:10,166 Oh, leasing. Mata elang. Ajak-ajak saya, lah. 2130 01:24:10,958 --> 01:24:11,791 [Aji] Sudah! 2131 01:24:12,500 --> 01:24:15,208 Lo juga, Dhol, sok Inggris. Muka lo kayak wastafel. 2132 01:24:16,291 --> 01:24:17,125 [berdeham] 2133 01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:18,833 Mas. 2134 01:24:20,541 --> 01:24:23,958 Omong-omong, kalian mau kerja di sini, kenapa? 2135 01:24:24,041 --> 01:24:26,375 Biasa, Mas, butuh duit. 2136 01:24:26,458 --> 01:24:29,041 Kalau keluarga gue, butuh makan, Mas. 2137 01:24:29,125 --> 01:24:31,958 Kalau aku jelas. Demi daster dan BH. 2138 01:24:35,291 --> 01:24:36,250 Buat istriku. 2139 01:24:38,833 --> 01:24:39,958 Lanjut makan, ya. 2140 01:24:40,041 --> 01:24:42,500 Guys, kalian merasa ngantuk, gak sih? 2141 01:24:43,416 --> 01:24:44,333 Iya. 2142 01:24:45,083 --> 01:24:46,375 Berat gitu mata, ya. 2143 01:24:46,458 --> 01:24:48,083 [Andro] Kayak aneh sekali kurasa ini. 2144 01:24:52,291 --> 01:24:56,250 [musik misterius mengalun] 2145 01:25:02,250 --> 01:25:03,208 Kaukah itu, Dol? 2146 01:25:05,041 --> 01:25:06,750 Kau apakan ini, Dol? Kok kau ikat? 2147 01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:10,416 Fadhol! 2148 01:25:10,500 --> 01:25:11,666 Hei! 2149 01:25:13,333 --> 01:25:15,208 Kau lihat itu badanmu sudah diikat-ikat. 2150 01:25:16,166 --> 01:25:17,291 [Andro] Kalian! 2151 01:25:17,375 --> 01:25:19,625 Bangun, kalian! Kenapa kita diikat? 2152 01:25:19,708 --> 01:25:20,916 [mengerang] 2153 01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:22,041 Kenapa kita diikat? 2154 01:25:22,125 --> 01:25:23,958 Berarti kita mau ditumis ini! 2155 01:25:24,041 --> 01:25:25,416 [tertawa] 2156 01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:30,000 Sebentar lagi kalian akan main ke alam barzah. 2157 01:25:30,083 --> 01:25:31,458 Alam barzah pula lagi. 2158 01:25:31,541 --> 01:25:34,375 [semua tertawa terbahak-bahak] 2159 01:25:36,208 --> 01:25:38,333 Undur-undur jalan mundur! 2160 01:25:38,416 --> 01:25:39,291 [terdiam] 2161 01:25:39,375 --> 01:25:40,833 Kenapa undur-undur kau urus? 2162 01:25:40,916 --> 01:25:42,833 Undur-undur jalan mundur? 2163 01:25:42,916 --> 01:25:45,083 Undur-undur itu kan jalannya menyamping, ya? 2164 01:25:46,250 --> 01:25:47,875 Udah, enggak usah mikirin undur-undur. 2165 01:25:47,958 --> 01:25:51,833 Mau undur-undur, serong-serong, kesot-kesot. Enggak usah dipikirin! 2166 01:25:53,541 --> 01:25:54,416 Malam ini, 2167 01:25:55,541 --> 01:26:00,125 kita akan melakukan apa yang sudah kita tunggu selama 75 tahun. 2168 01:26:00,208 --> 01:26:01,375 [tawa Ni Gendis] 2169 01:26:01,458 --> 01:26:02,583 Rencana apa itu, Pak? 2170 01:26:02,666 --> 01:26:04,791 Kita akan menyantet pemerintahan 2171 01:26:05,291 --> 01:26:08,333 dan mengambil alih negara ini 2172 01:26:08,416 --> 01:26:10,416 menggunakan tengkorak itu 2173 01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:14,291 dengan cara menumbalkan kalian semua! 2174 01:26:14,375 --> 01:26:16,541 [Ki Bagus dan Ni Gendis tertawa jahat] 2175 01:26:21,625 --> 01:26:23,750 [tawa berlanjut] 2176 01:26:23,833 --> 01:26:25,041 - Sudah! - [mendadak berhenti] 2177 01:26:27,083 --> 01:26:28,291 [Ki Bagus] Bayu. 2178 01:26:28,666 --> 01:26:29,541 Bagas. 2179 01:26:31,041 --> 01:26:33,291 Sardol. Kalian semua keluar. 2180 01:26:35,291 --> 01:26:37,541 Maaf ya, Teman-Teman. Ambil saja hikmahnya. 2181 01:26:37,625 --> 01:26:39,541 [Jerry] Ditumbalin hikmahnya apa coba? 2182 01:26:39,625 --> 01:26:41,541 Sori, ya. Anak gue ada lima. 2183 01:26:44,250 --> 01:26:45,416 Maaf juga, Teman-Teman. 2184 01:26:45,500 --> 01:26:47,541 Saya juga masih harus bayar uang kuliah. 2185 01:26:47,625 --> 01:26:48,708 [Aji] Aduh, tolol lo, Dol. 2186 01:26:52,666 --> 01:26:54,875 [teriak ketakutan] 2187 01:26:55,625 --> 01:26:58,208 Tenang, guys, Enggak usah panik. 2188 01:26:58,291 --> 01:27:00,250 Undur-undur jalan ke depan! 2189 01:27:00,333 --> 01:27:03,166 Masih sempat kau pikir undur-undur. Sudah mau mati kita, tahu! 2190 01:27:03,250 --> 01:27:04,166 Diam, Semuanya! 2191 01:27:05,833 --> 01:27:06,916 [tawa Ni Gendis] 2192 01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:09,291 [tawa terbahak-bahak] 2193 01:27:13,083 --> 01:27:14,375 [tawa berhenti] 2194 01:27:19,125 --> 01:27:20,250 Paduka. 2195 01:27:20,333 --> 01:27:21,208 Datanglah. 2196 01:27:22,750 --> 01:27:24,083 Paduka. 2197 01:27:24,166 --> 01:27:25,375 Datanglah. 2198 01:27:25,458 --> 01:27:26,458 [keretek api] 2199 01:27:26,541 --> 01:27:27,375 [Ni Gendis] Paduka! 2200 01:27:28,583 --> 01:27:30,375 - Ada apa? - Teh manisnya. 2201 01:27:30,458 --> 01:27:31,333 Ibu. Bapak. 2202 01:27:31,416 --> 01:27:32,333 Silakan. 2203 01:27:32,416 --> 01:27:33,416 - Silakan minum. - Sut! 2204 01:27:34,125 --> 01:27:35,583 [musik seram] 2205 01:27:35,666 --> 01:27:38,041 Maaf, Pak, saya cuma bikin dua. 2206 01:27:38,125 --> 01:27:40,416 Enggak tahu tadi, kalau ada tamu. 2207 01:27:41,166 --> 01:27:42,000 Sana pergi! 2208 01:27:44,083 --> 01:27:46,333 - Apakah kalian sudah si… - [Johan] Eh. 2209 01:27:46,416 --> 01:27:47,250 Pak RT. 2210 01:27:47,833 --> 01:27:49,458 Tolongin kita, Pak. 2211 01:27:49,541 --> 01:27:51,541 Itu jin, Bodoh! 2212 01:27:51,625 --> 01:27:52,708 Bukan RT! 2213 01:27:52,791 --> 01:27:54,916 Oh. Sekarang jin bisa jadi RT, ya? 2214 01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:55,958 [geraman] 2215 01:27:58,875 --> 01:28:02,041 - Sudah kalian siapkan delapan… - Jin, Abang jin, kan? 2216 01:28:02,125 --> 01:28:02,958 Kenapa? 2217 01:28:03,041 --> 01:28:05,875 - [tergagap] Kalau jin, ada magang, Bang? - Enggak ada! 2218 01:28:05,958 --> 01:28:08,000 Itu terikat Undang-Undang Tenaga Kerja, Bang? 2219 01:28:08,083 --> 01:28:09,250 [geraman] 2220 01:28:09,333 --> 01:28:10,791 [teriak ketakutan] 2221 01:28:10,875 --> 01:28:12,125 Ada otaknya ini? 2222 01:28:12,208 --> 01:28:14,625 Jangan aku, Bang. Itu aja yang di ujung, Bang. 2223 01:28:14,708 --> 01:28:16,541 Yang kribo itu. Rasa brokoli dia, Bang. 2224 01:28:16,625 --> 01:28:17,833 - [geraman] - Bukan! 2225 01:28:17,916 --> 01:28:19,125 [hentakan musik] 2226 01:28:19,208 --> 01:28:22,083 [terbata-bata] Bukan, Jin. Saya jamur beracun. 2227 01:28:22,625 --> 01:28:24,375 Aku suka racun. 2228 01:28:26,666 --> 01:28:28,333 Apakah semua sudah siap? 2229 01:28:28,416 --> 01:28:29,291 Sudah, Paduka. 2230 01:28:29,375 --> 01:28:31,791 Delapan tumbal sudah tersedia. 2231 01:28:31,875 --> 01:28:32,750 [Jin Merah mengendus] 2232 01:28:33,291 --> 01:28:34,791 Baunya kok miskin semua. 2233 01:28:34,875 --> 01:28:38,208 Yah. Paduka enggak bilang. Memang enggak boleh bau miskin? 2234 01:28:38,291 --> 01:28:41,458 Katanya cuma laki-laki. Udah begitu usianya 18-35. 2235 01:28:41,541 --> 01:28:44,166 Enggak detail sih, soal yang bau miskin atau enggak. 2236 01:28:44,250 --> 01:28:45,083 Oh, iya ya. 2237 01:28:45,166 --> 01:28:47,000 Ya udah. Boleh. Ayo, mulai saja. 2238 01:28:47,458 --> 01:28:48,625 [berbisik-bisik] 2239 01:28:52,375 --> 01:28:54,916 [bersamaan] Wahai jin penguasa. 2240 01:28:55,625 --> 01:29:00,958 Berikanlah kami kekuatan untuk menguasai negeri ini. 2241 01:29:01,583 --> 01:29:02,458 [keretek api] 2242 01:29:02,541 --> 01:29:04,875 [bersamaan] Wahai jin penguasa. 2243 01:29:04,958 --> 01:29:10,000 Berikanlah kami kekuatan untuk menguasai negeri ini. 2244 01:29:10,083 --> 01:29:12,083 Mati aku di sini. 2245 01:29:12,166 --> 01:29:13,625 [musik menegangkan mengalun] 2246 01:29:14,916 --> 01:29:15,791 Kita enggak tega. 2247 01:29:18,333 --> 01:29:20,416 [bersamaan] Wahai jin penguasa. 2248 01:29:21,208 --> 01:29:26,500 Berikanlah kami kekuatan untuk menguasai negeri ini. 2249 01:29:28,041 --> 01:29:28,916 Hah? 2250 01:29:30,416 --> 01:29:31,333 Mana tumbalnya? 2251 01:29:34,375 --> 01:29:35,375 Lihat itu! 2252 01:29:37,875 --> 01:29:40,958 [teriak] Tidak! 2253 01:29:41,041 --> 01:29:41,875 [berteriak] 2254 01:29:42,458 --> 01:29:43,458 [mendengus kesal] 2255 01:29:43,541 --> 01:29:46,541 Kalian harus cari kedelapan tumbal itu sampai dapat. 2256 01:29:47,625 --> 01:29:49,708 Kalau tidak, kalian akan… 2257 01:29:49,958 --> 01:29:50,916 - meledak. - [ledakan] 2258 01:29:51,000 --> 01:29:51,875 Siap, Paduka. 2259 01:29:51,958 --> 01:29:53,083 Saya pamit dulu. 2260 01:29:53,166 --> 01:29:55,000 [keretek api] 2261 01:29:57,875 --> 01:29:58,708 Panggil pasukan. 2262 01:30:05,041 --> 01:30:08,333 - Kuncongyulyatdup. - Siapa saja itu? 2263 01:30:09,333 --> 01:30:10,166 Kuntilanak, 2264 01:30:10,250 --> 01:30:11,791 bencong… Eh. 2265 01:30:11,875 --> 01:30:12,708 Pocong, 2266 01:30:13,250 --> 01:30:14,791 tuyul, mayat hidup. 2267 01:30:14,875 --> 01:30:16,125 Oh, mayat hidup. 2268 01:30:17,000 --> 01:30:19,041 Tangkap delapan orang tumbal itu. 2269 01:30:19,625 --> 01:30:22,250 Bawa ke sini, hidup atau hidup. 2270 01:30:22,333 --> 01:30:24,458 - [ledakan tanah] - [musik mencekam mengalun] 2271 01:30:27,041 --> 01:30:27,916 [teriakan] 2272 01:30:28,000 --> 01:30:30,000 Undur-undur jalan ke atas! 2273 01:30:30,083 --> 01:30:31,083 Buruan, ayo! 2274 01:30:31,166 --> 01:30:34,375 - Undur-undur jalan ke atas. Ayo! - Tolong usahakan agar mencar. 2275 01:30:34,458 --> 01:30:36,000 [Aji] Biar mereka pada bingung. 2276 01:30:37,875 --> 01:30:39,083 Dol, buka! Buruan, Dol! 2277 01:30:39,166 --> 01:30:40,666 - Sabar! - [Fadhol] Susah ini! 2278 01:30:40,750 --> 01:30:42,083 [musik menegangkan] 2279 01:30:42,166 --> 01:30:44,500 - [Fadhol] Karyawan sini masa enggak tahu? - Enggak tahu! 2280 01:30:44,583 --> 01:30:46,958 Guys, kaki saya kayak ada yang pegang. 2281 01:30:47,041 --> 01:30:48,166 Sama, gue juga, Jo. 2282 01:30:48,250 --> 01:30:49,208 Apaan, sih? 2283 01:30:49,833 --> 01:30:50,958 [bunyi gagang pintu] 2284 01:30:51,041 --> 01:30:52,458 [tawa cekikikan] 2285 01:30:52,541 --> 01:30:53,750 [teriakan ketakutan] 2286 01:30:54,625 --> 01:30:55,583 [teriakan panik] 2287 01:30:55,666 --> 01:30:56,708 [bunyi gagang pintu] 2288 01:30:58,291 --> 01:30:59,291 [tawa cekikikan] 2289 01:30:59,375 --> 01:31:01,416 - [jeritan] - [teriak ketakutan] 2290 01:31:02,500 --> 01:31:03,916 [teriak ketakutan] 2291 01:31:08,041 --> 01:31:09,291 [hentakan musik] 2292 01:31:10,041 --> 01:31:11,333 [Aji teriak ketakutan] 2293 01:31:11,416 --> 01:31:13,041 Ini cewek enggak pernah ke salon, ya. 2294 01:31:13,125 --> 01:31:15,791 Giginya hitam, rambutnya kusut. Di rumah lo enggak punya sisir? 2295 01:31:15,875 --> 01:31:17,083 Mbaknya berat banget. 2296 01:31:17,166 --> 01:31:18,916 Mbak jarang boker, ya? 2297 01:31:19,000 --> 01:31:21,375 Agresif banget, sih. Baru juga kenal. 2298 01:31:21,458 --> 01:31:23,000 Udah, Mbak. Jangan dicekik. 2299 01:31:23,083 --> 01:31:25,500 Gue enggak punya leher. Napas gue sesak. 2300 01:31:25,583 --> 01:31:26,541 [tawa cekikikan] 2301 01:31:26,625 --> 01:31:27,958 [teriakan panik] 2302 01:31:28,708 --> 01:31:29,541 Tolong! 2303 01:31:30,708 --> 01:31:32,708 [suara teredam] 2304 01:31:34,625 --> 01:31:37,083 - [tawa cekikikan] - [detak jantung] 2305 01:31:38,750 --> 01:31:39,791 [Indro] Ingat ya, Fadhol. 2306 01:31:39,875 --> 01:31:41,125 "Unjalmen". 2307 01:31:41,708 --> 01:31:43,625 Undur-undur jalan menyamping. 2308 01:31:43,708 --> 01:31:46,500 [bergema] Undur-undur jalan menyamping. 2309 01:31:50,083 --> 01:31:51,791 Undur-undur jalan menyamping! 2310 01:31:51,875 --> 01:31:53,250 [desingan] 2311 01:31:53,333 --> 01:31:54,458 Gue enggak takut setan! 2312 01:31:55,458 --> 01:31:56,791 Saya enggak takut setan! 2313 01:31:57,250 --> 01:31:58,333 [krek] 2314 01:31:58,416 --> 01:31:59,375 Gue enggak takut setan! 2315 01:31:59,458 --> 01:32:01,125 [efek suara berputar] 2316 01:32:03,791 --> 01:32:04,625 [jerit ketakutan] 2317 01:32:04,708 --> 01:32:07,333 [musik bersemangat mengalun] 2318 01:32:09,708 --> 01:32:11,375 [tawa cekikikan] 2319 01:32:14,458 --> 01:32:16,333 - Buset, kuat banget ini setan. - [cekikikan] 2320 01:32:16,416 --> 01:32:18,125 Lo rasain, ya. Tonjokan roti buaya! 2321 01:32:19,416 --> 01:32:20,500 [tawa cekikikan] 2322 01:32:21,333 --> 01:32:22,500 [tawa pelan] 2323 01:32:26,250 --> 01:32:27,375 [Fadhol] Aji, Johan! 2324 01:32:27,958 --> 01:32:31,291 Gue baru ingat sekarang. Ternyata undur-undur jalannya menyamping. 2325 01:32:31,375 --> 01:32:32,666 Kalian sebenarnya siapa, sih? 2326 01:32:35,333 --> 01:32:36,666 Kami sebenarnya… 2327 01:32:38,500 --> 01:32:42,041 Tugas kalian adalah menggagalkan mereka. 2328 01:32:42,791 --> 01:32:43,958 Caranya bagaimana? 2329 01:32:44,333 --> 01:32:47,458 Mengambil tengkorak yang mereka pakai. 2330 01:32:48,041 --> 01:32:50,166 Lakukan sebelum fajar. 2331 01:32:50,250 --> 01:32:51,833 Nanti aku akan panggil 2332 01:32:51,916 --> 01:32:53,583 tujuh agen yang dorman. 2333 01:32:53,666 --> 01:32:56,041 [musik serius mengalun] 2334 01:32:58,208 --> 01:33:02,041 Dan kamu nanti jadi satu-satunya agen yang sadar. 2335 01:33:03,541 --> 01:33:05,291 Kamu rasa saat tepat, 2336 01:33:05,375 --> 01:33:07,750 kamu sadarkan ketujuh orang tadi. 2337 01:33:08,375 --> 01:33:09,625 Siap, Pakde. Tapi… 2338 01:33:09,708 --> 01:33:12,416 kenapa enggak delapan-delapannya saja sadar, Pakde? 2339 01:33:12,500 --> 01:33:14,250 ["Beraksi" mengalun] 2340 01:33:17,333 --> 01:33:19,583 [Indro] Setiap agen yang selesai tugas, 2341 01:33:19,666 --> 01:33:21,333 saya selalu refresh memori mereka. 2342 01:33:21,958 --> 01:33:23,458 Agar enggak trauma. 2343 01:33:23,541 --> 01:33:26,416 Dan saat dipanggil tugas, saya sadarkan mereka. 2344 01:33:26,500 --> 01:33:30,833 ♪ Ketika siapa saja sendirian ♪ 2345 01:33:30,916 --> 01:33:32,791 ♪ Datang kemari… ♪ 2346 01:33:32,875 --> 01:33:34,291 Tugas berat nih, Jo. 2347 01:33:35,250 --> 01:33:40,250 ♪ Semua berdiri Waktunya beraksi ♪ 2348 01:33:42,458 --> 01:33:43,458 Habis. 2349 01:33:44,250 --> 01:33:45,541 Efisiensi anggaran, Jer! 2350 01:33:49,416 --> 01:33:50,250 [denting golok] 2351 01:33:50,333 --> 01:33:53,541 ♪ Penindasan kekerasan tak zaman ♪ 2352 01:33:53,625 --> 01:33:57,833 ♪ Kami datang membawa perdamaian ♪ 2353 01:34:01,625 --> 01:34:02,541 [mengerang] 2354 01:34:02,625 --> 01:34:06,875 ♪ Alunan distorsi Kotak pun beraksi ♪ 2355 01:34:06,958 --> 01:34:08,333 ♪ Yang ada di sana ♪ 2356 01:34:08,416 --> 01:34:09,666 - [musik berhenti] - [mendesah] 2357 01:34:09,750 --> 01:34:10,583 Eh! 2358 01:34:10,708 --> 01:34:11,583 Bekas usus buntu. 2359 01:34:11,666 --> 01:34:13,125 - Ah, banci! - Eh! 2360 01:34:13,208 --> 01:34:14,666 - Kalau berani tangan kosong. - Ayo. 2361 01:34:14,750 --> 01:34:17,541 [musik berlanjut] ♪ Hei, yang ada di sini ♪ 2362 01:34:17,958 --> 01:34:18,791 [denting pisau] 2363 01:34:18,875 --> 01:34:23,791 ♪ Jangan bikin keki Bikin suasana happy ♪ 2364 01:34:23,875 --> 01:34:26,000 [berdenging] 2365 01:34:28,791 --> 01:34:31,666 ♪ Beraksi ♪ 2366 01:34:35,541 --> 01:34:36,833 [mengerang] 2367 01:34:37,916 --> 01:34:40,791 ♪ Beraksi ♪ 2368 01:34:40,875 --> 01:34:42,458 Komputernya kau hancurkan? 2369 01:34:43,291 --> 01:34:44,833 Failnya aman, Bro. 2370 01:34:48,083 --> 01:34:49,375 ♪ Hei ♪ 2371 01:34:51,166 --> 01:34:52,916 ♪ Yang ada di sana ♪ 2372 01:34:53,000 --> 01:34:55,666 Ampun, kasihan. Besok saya mau ijab kabul. 2373 01:34:55,750 --> 01:34:57,041 Gue mampusin lo, Anjing! 2374 01:34:57,125 --> 01:34:58,375 [letusan senjata] 2375 01:34:58,458 --> 01:35:02,458 ♪ Yang ada di sana Yang ada di sini ♪ 2376 01:35:02,541 --> 01:35:05,666 ♪ Semua ikut bernyanyi ♪ 2377 01:35:05,750 --> 01:35:07,875 [bersamaan] Selamat menikmati. 2378 01:35:07,958 --> 01:35:09,416 ♪ Yang datang di sini ♪ 2379 01:35:10,000 --> 01:35:10,875 [letusan teredam] 2380 01:35:11,416 --> 01:35:13,291 ♪ Bikin suasana happy ♪ 2381 01:35:13,375 --> 01:35:16,041 [Indro] Untuk tugas ini, saya tidak akan sadarkan. 2382 01:35:16,708 --> 01:35:19,291 Karena saya butuh Bagus dan Gendis 2383 01:35:19,375 --> 01:35:21,500 untuk benar-benar yakin bahwa 2384 01:35:21,583 --> 01:35:24,375 tujuh orang ini memang orang susah. 2385 01:35:24,958 --> 01:35:28,333 Untuk refresh ingatan mereka… 2386 01:35:30,416 --> 01:35:32,250 aktivasinya adalah kode. 2387 01:35:32,333 --> 01:35:33,541 Kodenya apa, Pakde? 2388 01:35:34,083 --> 01:35:35,625 - "Unjalmen". - Hah? 2389 01:35:35,708 --> 01:35:38,083 Undur-undur jalan menyamping. 2390 01:35:38,166 --> 01:35:39,083 Cakep. 2391 01:35:39,166 --> 01:35:41,250 - Bukan pantun ini. - Cakep. 2392 01:35:41,333 --> 01:35:42,500 - Bukan. - Cakep. 2393 01:35:42,583 --> 01:35:43,541 Sekali lagi cakep… 2394 01:35:44,583 --> 01:35:45,500 Cukup. 2395 01:35:46,250 --> 01:35:48,375 Tapi. kayaknya ada yang salah, Pakde. 2396 01:35:50,708 --> 01:35:53,083 Undur-undur itu, bukannya jalannya… 2397 01:35:53,625 --> 01:35:55,791 [musik ala Hawaii mengalun] 2398 01:35:56,875 --> 01:35:57,708 …mundur? 2399 01:35:57,791 --> 01:35:59,708 Kau ketinggalan zaman. 2400 01:36:00,458 --> 01:36:02,458 Undur-undur gengsi enggak begitu. 2401 01:36:03,041 --> 01:36:04,291 Gini jalannya. 2402 01:36:04,375 --> 01:36:07,458 [musik berlanjut] 2403 01:36:11,791 --> 01:36:13,125 [musik berhenti] 2404 01:36:13,208 --> 01:36:16,000 Tapi, kayaknya mundur. Pakde. 2405 01:36:16,083 --> 01:36:17,625 Makanya, namanya undur-undur. 2406 01:36:17,708 --> 01:36:21,333 Kalau ke samping, namanya pasti amping-amping. 2407 01:36:24,250 --> 01:36:25,583 [bunyi efek kilas balik] 2408 01:36:26,791 --> 01:36:28,125 Sudahlah enggak penting, Dhol. 2409 01:36:28,208 --> 01:36:30,541 Ayo, kita enggak punya banyak waktu. Susul yang lain. Ayo! 2410 01:36:33,750 --> 01:36:35,333 [Bayu T] Cepat. Jalan! 2411 01:36:35,416 --> 01:36:37,375 - [musik seram mengalun] - [merintih ketakutan] 2412 01:36:37,916 --> 01:36:38,750 Cepat, Bang! 2413 01:36:39,625 --> 01:36:40,750 Setan benar, bukan, sih? 2414 01:36:44,125 --> 01:36:45,333 [semua teriak] 2415 01:36:46,625 --> 01:36:47,750 [bersamaan] Aduh. 2416 01:36:47,833 --> 01:36:50,375 [Andro] Begini sekali hidupku cuma karena BH. 2417 01:36:50,875 --> 01:36:52,666 Lagian orang tolol macam apa… 2418 01:36:53,791 --> 01:36:55,500 yang buat lubang di sini, paok! 2419 01:36:56,583 --> 01:36:57,666 Pekok sekali, Bang. 2420 01:36:57,750 --> 01:36:59,250 Iya, sumpah. 2421 01:37:00,083 --> 01:37:02,791 Orang yang bikin lubang kayak ini goblok banget pasti. 2422 01:37:03,625 --> 01:37:05,166 Yang bikin kita, ya. 2423 01:37:05,250 --> 01:37:06,208 Iya. 2424 01:37:06,291 --> 01:37:07,958 Tadi enggak segede ini, kok. 2425 01:37:08,041 --> 01:37:08,875 Udah, diam! 2426 01:37:09,833 --> 01:37:12,791 - Tapi, tenang… [tertawa] - Kenapa? 2427 01:37:14,333 --> 01:37:16,083 Untuk kita jatuhnya di kebun kentang. 2428 01:37:16,958 --> 01:37:18,541 Kalau tadi kita jatuhnya di kuburan, 2429 01:37:19,291 --> 01:37:20,666 pasti ada banyak mayat hidup. 2430 01:37:20,750 --> 01:37:22,875 [tertawa] Aman! 2431 01:37:22,958 --> 01:37:24,000 [tawa kecil] 2432 01:37:25,500 --> 01:37:26,958 [tangis ketakutan] 2433 01:37:28,791 --> 01:37:30,333 [musik seram] 2434 01:37:31,000 --> 01:37:31,833 Ada enggak? 2435 01:37:33,125 --> 01:37:36,125 Makanya kalau ngomong itu jangan sembarangan! 2436 01:37:38,333 --> 01:37:39,291 [geraman] 2437 01:37:39,375 --> 01:37:40,375 [jerit ketakutan] 2438 01:37:40,458 --> 01:37:41,333 [geraman] 2439 01:37:41,416 --> 01:37:42,541 [jerit ketakutan] 2440 01:37:44,041 --> 01:37:44,916 Ke sini. 2441 01:37:45,000 --> 01:37:45,833 Ke sana. 2442 01:37:46,208 --> 01:37:47,083 [geraman] 2443 01:37:47,708 --> 01:37:48,541 [geraman] 2444 01:37:52,500 --> 01:37:53,500 [geraman] 2445 01:37:54,458 --> 01:37:55,666 [Bayu] Gimana ini? 2446 01:37:55,750 --> 01:37:56,583 Ayo, buruan! 2447 01:37:58,958 --> 01:38:00,083 - Masih ada? - Masih ada itu. 2448 01:38:00,166 --> 01:38:02,375 Undur-undur jalan menyamping! 2449 01:38:02,458 --> 01:38:04,625 [musik semangat mengalun] 2450 01:38:10,750 --> 01:38:11,583 [geraman] 2451 01:38:22,500 --> 01:38:25,083 - [teriakan] - [geraman] 2452 01:38:27,916 --> 01:38:28,791 Sini, Bang! 2453 01:38:33,083 --> 01:38:34,291 [musik seram] 2454 01:38:34,375 --> 01:38:35,708 [teriak ketakutan] 2455 01:38:35,791 --> 01:38:37,125 Gosong! Gosong! 2456 01:38:37,208 --> 01:38:38,041 Pocong. 2457 01:38:39,083 --> 01:38:40,291 Sudah, enggak usah takut. 2458 01:38:40,625 --> 01:38:43,041 - Tuh, dia aja diikat gitu. - Iya, betul. 2459 01:38:43,125 --> 01:38:45,875 Gimana kalau pocong ini kita kubur lagi? 2460 01:38:46,583 --> 01:38:47,833 - Ayo, cepat. - [tertawa sinis] 2461 01:38:48,458 --> 01:38:49,291 Mau ke mana? 2462 01:38:49,375 --> 01:38:50,208 Mau ke mana kau? 2463 01:38:50,750 --> 01:38:51,666 Mau ke mana kau? 2464 01:38:51,750 --> 01:38:52,708 [Bayu] Kita hitung, ya. 2465 01:38:52,791 --> 01:38:53,625 [bersamaan] Satu. 2466 01:38:53,708 --> 01:38:54,875 Dua. 2467 01:38:54,958 --> 01:38:55,833 Tiga! 2468 01:38:58,583 --> 01:39:01,291 Makanya kalau udah dikubur, dikubur saja, enggak usah keluar. 2469 01:39:01,375 --> 01:39:03,083 Mana nakutin orang lagi lo. 2470 01:39:04,958 --> 01:39:06,541 Bayu, Felix, Andro, Bayu, 2471 01:39:06,625 --> 01:39:07,500 kalian aman, kan? 2472 01:39:07,583 --> 01:39:08,750 Aman, dong. 2473 01:39:09,791 --> 01:39:10,791 [bahasa Inggris] Astaga. 2474 01:39:10,875 --> 01:39:12,958 [bahasa Indonesia] Banyak juga tangkapan kalian. 2475 01:39:13,041 --> 01:39:13,875 Eh? 2476 01:39:14,375 --> 01:39:16,666 Teman kita yang lain, Aep, Jerry, Sardol? 2477 01:39:17,333 --> 01:39:18,708 - Ayo, susul mereka. - Ayo. 2478 01:39:18,791 --> 01:39:20,208 Sebelum kenapa-kenapa, ayo. 2479 01:39:20,833 --> 01:39:23,208 [merintih ketakutan] 2480 01:39:25,083 --> 01:39:25,958 Stop, stop, stop! 2481 01:39:27,375 --> 01:39:30,958 Kayaknya di sini sudah aman kan, ya? 2482 01:39:31,041 --> 01:39:32,083 Aman kayaknya. 2483 01:39:34,291 --> 01:39:36,250 [musik seram] 2484 01:39:36,833 --> 01:39:38,583 [teriakan panik] 2485 01:39:43,041 --> 01:39:44,125 [teriakan panik] 2486 01:39:44,791 --> 01:39:46,625 Undur-undur jalan menyamping! 2487 01:39:46,708 --> 01:39:47,708 [teriakan berhenti] 2488 01:39:48,958 --> 01:39:50,208 Rasakan tendangan aku! 2489 01:39:50,291 --> 01:39:51,500 [musik bersemangat mengalun] 2490 01:39:51,583 --> 01:39:52,916 Pukulan… 2491 01:39:53,000 --> 01:39:54,583 - Ampun, Bos. - …maut! 2492 01:39:57,166 --> 01:39:58,000 [cipratan air] 2493 01:39:58,083 --> 01:39:59,375 Kiper, bawa bolanya! 2494 01:40:03,083 --> 01:40:04,666 Lo aja yang ngegolin! 2495 01:40:05,375 --> 01:40:06,583 Memang main bola? 2496 01:40:06,666 --> 01:40:08,416 [efek suara memantul] 2497 01:40:11,250 --> 01:40:12,375 [teriakan] 2498 01:40:18,125 --> 01:40:19,500 [bersamaan] Siu! 2499 01:40:21,291 --> 01:40:22,708 [Fadhol] Hei, aman kalian? 2500 01:40:22,791 --> 01:40:24,000 Berapa kosong skornya? 2501 01:40:24,083 --> 01:40:25,166 [Aep] Tiga kosong, dong. 2502 01:40:25,250 --> 01:40:27,666 Guys, kumpul. Merapat. 2503 01:40:28,791 --> 01:40:30,708 Jadi, apa sebenarnya tugas kita, Dhol? 2504 01:40:30,791 --> 01:40:33,708 Kita harus balik lagi, ambil tengkoraknya. 2505 01:40:34,250 --> 01:40:36,250 Bang, kita bertiga bakal bantu. 2506 01:40:36,333 --> 01:40:37,291 Harus itu. 2507 01:40:38,375 --> 01:40:39,875 Jadi, gini strateginya, guys. 2508 01:40:39,958 --> 01:40:43,125 - [musik serius mengalun] - [dialog tanpa suara] 2509 01:40:51,375 --> 01:40:52,458 - [musik berhenti] - Tolong! 2510 01:40:52,541 --> 01:40:54,875 - Astaghfirullahaladzim. - Ada orang yang berani, tolong! 2511 01:40:54,958 --> 01:40:55,958 [ketakutan] Setan. 2512 01:40:56,958 --> 01:40:58,541 - Itu anak buah kita! - [tuyul] Tolong! 2513 01:40:58,625 --> 01:41:00,666 Tolong! 2514 01:41:00,750 --> 01:41:01,958 Ada orang yang berani. 2515 01:41:02,041 --> 01:41:03,166 Itu anaknya? 2516 01:41:03,250 --> 01:41:04,208 Tuyul. 2517 01:41:05,083 --> 01:41:06,500 Kenapa mereka ketakutan? 2518 01:41:07,208 --> 01:41:10,125 [bahasa Arab] Aku berlindung kepada Allah dari setan yang terkutuk. 2519 01:41:10,208 --> 01:41:12,375 Dengan nama Allah, Maha Pengasih, Penyayang. 2520 01:41:12,458 --> 01:41:14,583 [bahasa Indonesia, bersamaan] Kami tidak takut setan! 2521 01:41:14,666 --> 01:41:15,500 Maju kalian! 2522 01:41:15,583 --> 01:41:16,791 Dukun ganda campuran! 2523 01:41:16,875 --> 01:41:18,291 [keduanya teriak] 2524 01:41:18,375 --> 01:41:19,333 [keretek api] 2525 01:41:19,416 --> 01:41:21,750 [musik disko bertempo cepat mengalun] 2526 01:41:23,791 --> 01:41:25,250 [semuanya tertawa] 2527 01:41:26,666 --> 01:41:27,750 [dentingan] 2528 01:41:27,833 --> 01:41:30,083 Kita keluarkan jurus anjing dan kelinci bersatu. 2529 01:41:30,166 --> 01:41:31,333 Siapa anjing? Siapa kelinci? 2530 01:41:31,541 --> 01:41:32,416 Kamu yang anjing. 2531 01:41:32,500 --> 01:41:33,333 Kamu yang anjing. 2532 01:41:33,416 --> 01:41:35,041 - Kamu anjing. - Kamu anjing. 2533 01:41:35,125 --> 01:41:37,583 - Oke, aku kelinci. - Ya udah, berarti aku anjing. 2534 01:41:37,666 --> 01:41:39,666 - [musik disko berlanjut] - [erangan] 2535 01:41:41,208 --> 01:41:42,791 [keretek api] 2536 01:41:44,166 --> 01:41:45,875 [mengerang kuat] 2537 01:41:45,958 --> 01:41:47,333 Kayaknya masih enggak berpengaruh! 2538 01:41:48,291 --> 01:41:49,958 Arahkan ke tengkorak! 2539 01:41:50,166 --> 01:41:51,333 [Ni Gendis mengerang] 2540 01:41:52,958 --> 01:41:54,583 [teriak kesakitan] 2541 01:41:54,666 --> 01:41:56,500 [berdua terbahak-bahak] 2542 01:41:56,583 --> 01:41:59,125 Kalian pikir, kalian bisa mengalahkan kita? 2543 01:42:00,500 --> 01:42:01,791 Ampun, saya belum nikah! 2544 01:42:01,875 --> 01:42:04,125 Kita habisi mereka sampai ke batang-batangnya. 2545 01:42:05,333 --> 01:42:06,541 [bersamaan] Fatality! 2546 01:42:06,625 --> 01:42:07,583 [keduanya mengerang] 2547 01:42:10,000 --> 01:42:11,625 [efek suara sihir] 2548 01:42:12,875 --> 01:42:13,916 [teriakan kesal] 2549 01:42:14,000 --> 01:42:14,916 Pengkhianat! 2550 01:42:15,000 --> 01:42:16,791 [tawa Ki Bagus] 2551 01:42:16,875 --> 01:42:18,333 Berkokok lo. 2552 01:42:18,875 --> 01:42:19,833 Rasain. Norak! 2553 01:42:19,916 --> 01:42:21,208 [kokok] 2554 01:42:22,000 --> 01:42:22,833 My love. 2555 01:42:23,333 --> 01:42:24,708 Sudah tidak ada waktu lagi. 2556 01:42:24,791 --> 01:42:26,791 Kita keluarkan jurus terbaik kita. 2557 01:42:26,875 --> 01:42:28,000 Jentikan maut! 2558 01:42:28,541 --> 01:42:30,166 - [mendengus] - [musik intens mengalun] 2559 01:42:30,291 --> 01:42:31,666 [bersama teriak dalam harmoni] 2560 01:42:31,958 --> 01:42:33,500 [mengembuskan napas] 2561 01:42:33,583 --> 01:42:34,708 [teriak] 2562 01:42:35,375 --> 01:42:37,125 [keduanya terkesiap] 2563 01:42:37,208 --> 01:42:39,291 - Lepaskan! - [Jerry] Tidak akan! 2564 01:42:39,375 --> 01:42:40,208 Lepasin! 2565 01:42:40,291 --> 01:42:42,125 [musik berhenti] 2566 01:42:46,916 --> 01:42:48,250 [musik melankolis mengalun] 2567 01:42:48,333 --> 01:42:49,583 [Ni Gendis] Lepasin! 2568 01:42:49,666 --> 01:42:50,833 [menjerit] 2569 01:42:50,916 --> 01:42:52,500 Matahari sudah muncul! 2570 01:42:54,625 --> 01:42:56,708 [menjerit] 2571 01:42:58,041 --> 01:42:59,750 My love! 2572 01:43:00,791 --> 01:43:02,458 My love, enggak mau! 2573 01:43:03,208 --> 01:43:05,500 Aku enggak mau pisah dari my love! 2574 01:43:06,958 --> 01:43:09,041 [musik heroik mengalun] 2575 01:43:20,625 --> 01:43:22,208 My love! 2576 01:43:25,041 --> 01:43:26,833 [bahasa Inggris] Aku mencintaimu! 2577 01:43:27,708 --> 01:43:31,208 [bahasa Inggris] Aku lebih mencintaimu! 2578 01:43:31,750 --> 01:43:33,208 [bahasa Indonesia, bersama] Meledak. 2579 01:43:34,000 --> 01:43:35,166 [desisan asap] 2580 01:43:42,083 --> 01:43:42,916 Wah! 2581 01:43:44,666 --> 01:43:45,875 Kita jadi manusia lagi. 2582 01:43:46,416 --> 01:43:49,083 Dol, yang jadi ayam cemani kamu? 2583 01:43:49,166 --> 01:43:51,083 [berkokok] 2584 01:43:51,166 --> 01:43:52,083 Sudah kali. 2585 01:43:52,166 --> 01:43:53,541 Sudah jadi manusia juga. 2586 01:43:55,750 --> 01:43:56,833 Asyik! 2587 01:43:56,916 --> 01:43:58,083 [desingan] 2588 01:44:03,666 --> 01:44:06,125 [riuh semuanya] Kita jadi manusia lagi. 2589 01:44:07,291 --> 01:44:08,625 Ambil tengkoraknya. 2590 01:44:08,708 --> 01:44:10,833 [bahasa Inggris] Akhirnya, Teman-Teman. 2591 01:44:13,125 --> 01:44:15,208 Misi selesai! 2592 01:44:18,916 --> 01:44:22,625 - [bersorak meriah] - [musik cadas mengalun] 2593 01:44:26,000 --> 01:44:29,666 [Presiden] Ini adalah saatnya negara berterima kasih kepada kalian 2594 01:44:29,750 --> 01:44:32,208 yang sudah sangat berjasa untuk negara, 2595 01:44:32,291 --> 01:44:33,958 dan atas nama negara, 2596 01:44:34,041 --> 01:44:36,708 penghargaan Anam Adhikari, 2597 01:44:37,416 --> 01:44:39,583 perwira tanpa nama, 2598 01:44:39,666 --> 01:44:42,791 untuk keberanian yang tak terpatahkan, 2599 01:44:42,875 --> 01:44:46,083 melaksanakan tugas negara dalam rahasia. 2600 01:44:47,583 --> 01:44:50,583 [musik patriotik mengalun] 2601 01:45:10,708 --> 01:45:11,583 Silakan dimakan. 2602 01:45:11,833 --> 01:45:12,791 Eh, bukan. 2603 01:45:13,625 --> 01:45:14,791 Apanya? 2604 01:45:14,875 --> 01:45:17,041 Mohon maaf, Bapak Presiden yang terhormat, 2605 01:45:17,583 --> 01:45:20,291 kami dari Badan Intelijen Republik, 2606 01:45:20,375 --> 01:45:21,583 atau BIR, 2607 01:45:21,666 --> 01:45:22,708 ingin mengusulkan 2608 01:45:23,583 --> 01:45:25,875 bahwa ada tiga lagi anggota kami, 2609 01:45:25,958 --> 01:45:31,166 yang sebetulnya jasanya tidak kalah dengan kedelapan orang putra bangsa ini. 2610 01:45:31,250 --> 01:45:35,500 Kami mengusulkan untuk bisa diberikan lencana yang sama. 2611 01:45:35,583 --> 01:45:37,041 Ya, silakan… dimakan. 2612 01:45:38,625 --> 01:45:40,208 Silakan yang ketiga orang tadi. 2613 01:45:43,875 --> 01:45:46,791 Ya. Kalian mau kerja dengan saya? 2614 01:45:46,875 --> 01:45:47,791 [bersamaan] Mau, Pak. 2615 01:45:47,875 --> 01:45:49,833 Kamu mau, tapi kenapa geleng? 2616 01:45:50,625 --> 01:45:51,625 Tradisi, Pak. 2617 01:45:51,708 --> 01:45:52,916 Oh. [tawa kecil] 2618 01:45:53,000 --> 01:45:54,000 Ya, baik. 2619 01:45:54,083 --> 01:45:55,250 Ini, Bapak Presiden. 2620 01:46:05,916 --> 01:46:06,958 Sekali lagi, 2621 01:46:07,041 --> 01:46:11,416 kami ucapkan terima kasih atas perjuangan kalian selama ini. 2622 01:46:11,500 --> 01:46:13,375 Selamat atas penghargaannya. 2623 01:46:13,458 --> 01:46:14,666 Comic 8! 2624 01:46:14,750 --> 01:46:16,875 [bersamaan] Kekuatan baru! 2625 01:46:16,958 --> 01:46:19,166 ["Kehidupan" mengalun] 2626 01:46:20,583 --> 01:46:22,916 ♪ Kukejar prestasi itu ♪ 2627 01:46:23,000 --> 01:46:26,666 [letusan senjata] 2628 01:46:27,416 --> 01:46:29,458 ♪ Cepat lari ♪ 2629 01:46:29,541 --> 01:46:30,833 ♪ Ya, aku lari ♪ 2630 01:46:30,916 --> 01:46:32,583 ♪ Cepat lari ♪ 2631 01:46:34,375 --> 01:46:38,333 [musik perlahan berhenti] 2632 01:46:42,375 --> 01:46:44,166 - [bunyi listrik] - [pintu menutup] 2633 01:46:45,625 --> 01:46:47,291 - [Ki Bagus] My love. - [Ni Gendis] Iya? 2634 01:46:47,375 --> 01:46:49,625 [Ki Bagus] Tengkorak ini tempat tinggal yang nyaman, ya. 2635 01:46:49,708 --> 01:46:50,958 [Ni Gendis] Iya, my love. 2636 01:46:51,041 --> 01:46:53,000 [Ki Bagus] My love, kita akan balas dendam. 2637 01:46:53,083 --> 01:46:55,750 [keduanya tertawa terbahak-bahak] 2638 01:46:55,833 --> 01:46:59,416 [pria Belanda] Hei, kalian penduduk pribumi keparat! 2639 01:46:59,500 --> 01:47:00,541 [Ki Bagus, Ni Gendis] Hah? 2640 01:47:00,625 --> 01:47:01,458 [Ki Bagus] Siapa lo? 2641 01:47:01,541 --> 01:47:04,083 ["Kehidupan" kembali mengalun] 2642 01:47:08,375 --> 01:47:11,208 ♪ Kukejar prestasi itu ♪ 2643 01:47:11,875 --> 01:47:14,583 ♪ Seribu langkah kupacu ♪ 2644 01:47:15,291 --> 01:47:17,083 ♪ Cepat lari ♪ 2645 01:47:17,166 --> 01:47:18,708 ♪ Ya, aku lari ♪ 2646 01:47:18,791 --> 01:47:20,583 ♪ Cepat lari ♪ 2647 01:47:22,250 --> 01:47:24,916 ♪ Tunggu kutarik nafasku ♪ 2648 01:47:25,791 --> 01:47:28,708 ♪ Kubasuh dulu wajah ini ♪ 2649 01:47:29,166 --> 01:47:30,291 ♪ Ayo lari ♪ 2650 01:47:30,375 --> 01:47:32,458 ♪ Hei, hei, tunggu dulu ♪ 2651 01:47:32,541 --> 01:47:34,125 ♪ Ayo lari ♪ 2652 01:47:34,541 --> 01:47:36,958 ♪ Tak dapatkah sejenak ♪ 2653 01:47:37,958 --> 01:47:40,375 ♪ Hentikan ambisimu ♪ 2654 01:47:40,916 --> 01:47:43,458 ♪ Lihatlah peluhku ♪ 2655 01:47:44,333 --> 01:47:47,208 ♪ Tengoklah hatiku ♪ 2656 01:47:55,208 --> 01:47:58,291 ♪ Seribu satu problema ♪ 2657 01:47:58,750 --> 01:48:01,750 ♪ Menyesak di dalam dada ♪ 2658 01:48:02,250 --> 01:48:04,000 ♪ Apa itu? ♪ 2659 01:48:04,083 --> 01:48:05,583 ♪ Susu anakku ♪ 2660 01:48:05,666 --> 01:48:07,291 ♪ Apa-pa itu? ♪ 2661 01:48:09,166 --> 01:48:11,958 ♪ Tak kau hiraukan mereka ♪ 2662 01:48:12,708 --> 01:48:16,125 ♪ Walau mereka, walau, walau, walau ♪ 2663 01:48:16,208 --> 01:48:18,083 ♪ Walau apa? ♪ 2664 01:48:18,166 --> 01:48:19,625 ♪ Walaupun lapar ♪ 2665 01:48:19,708 --> 01:48:21,250 ♪ Walau apa? ♪ 2666 01:48:21,333 --> 01:48:23,875 ♪ Tak dapatkah sejenak ♪ 2667 01:48:24,958 --> 01:48:27,541 ♪ Hentikan ambisimu ♪ 2668 01:48:27,625 --> 01:48:30,333 ♪ Lihatlah peluhku ♪ 2669 01:48:31,166 --> 01:48:34,041 ♪ Tengoklah hatiku ♪ 2670 01:48:35,333 --> 01:48:37,958 ♪ Masih aku bertahan ♪ 2671 01:48:38,833 --> 01:48:41,041 ♪ Walau kupaksakan ♪ 2672 01:48:41,625 --> 01:48:44,375 ♪ Sampai batas waktu ♪ 2673 01:48:45,125 --> 01:48:48,458 ♪ Keadilan datang ♪ 2674 01:48:51,750 --> 01:48:55,041 ♪ Pikirkan ♪ 2675 01:48:55,125 --> 01:48:58,708 ♪ Renungkan ♪ 2676 01:48:58,791 --> 01:49:01,625 ♪ Pikirkan ♪ 2677 01:49:02,166 --> 01:49:08,625 ♪ Bilakah mereka semua Kau pikirkan ♪ 2678 01:49:53,291 --> 01:49:57,291 [musik berhenti mengalun] 162027

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