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Starring Andy Griffith...
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With Ronny Howard...
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Also starring Don knotts.
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Hey, you!
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Somethin' wrong?
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Is somethin' wrong?
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I hope to tell you
there's somethin' wrong.
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You just happen to be violatin'
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section 17b, article four.
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That's all that's wrong.
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How's that?
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You fellas must be strangers
around here.
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I better straighten you out.
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Now, section 17b, article four
states that street vendin'
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is not permitted anywhere
in Mayberry.
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Now you're just gonna have
to find another spot
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somewhere
outside the town limit.
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What was that
you said we was doin'
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on the street?
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Vendin', sellin'.
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That's what you're doin',
ain't it?
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No, that ain't what we're doin'.
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Are we, Neil?
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'Course not.
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Know what we're doin'?
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We're playin' store
and I'm the storekeeper, see?
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And Neil here's the mama
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who is gonna buy the things
off me, right, Neil?
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And later on, we're gonna
play cops and robbers.
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So why don't you
come on back later
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and maybe we'll
let you play, too?
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Now look, you happen
to be talkin' to the law.
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Don't you get smart-nosed
with me.
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The law?
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Did you know he
was the law, Matt?
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No, I didn't.
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For gosh sake...
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Who do you suppose he is?
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Hey, do you suppose
he's Wyatt earp?
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I reckon he's marshal Dillon.
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Maybe he's the lone ranger.
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He looks more like
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the lone ranger's horse, silver.
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I didn't recognize you
without your saddle.
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Hi-ho, silver!
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Away!
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Now cut that out!
Cut it out!
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Now, I ain't kiddin',
you understand?
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We ain't kiddin' either, mister.
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We like this here spot,
and we're stayin'.
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So you get, and leave us be.
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Yeah, get before you rile us.
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You're gonna be sorry
you started up with me.
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Get!
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You'll be sorry about this.
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I said get!
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You're in for a lot
of trouble... a lot of trouble!
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You just wait and see.
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Get!
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Hi-ho, silver! Away!
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Just you wait and see!
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Wow!
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Mm!
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Would you look at that!
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Did I beat pa?
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Boy, you're getting way
on to too good for me.
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First thing you know,
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you're gonna be
a champion dart thrower,
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traveling all around the country
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and giving exhibitions
and cleaning up.
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Wow!
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Pa.
Mm?
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Would you like to play
for money?
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Oh, wait a minute, now.
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Ain't you a little young
to be thinking about that?
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Besides, you don't want to lose
your amateur standing, do you?
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No.
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What's an amateur?
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An amateur is a fella
that plays a game
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'cause
he just enjoys playing it.
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A professional... he plays it
'cause he wants to get paid.
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Oh.
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Well, I'd like to be
a professional amateur.
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I enjoy playing,
but I'd enjoy getting paid, too.
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I bet you would,
you little buzzard.
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Oh, hi, Barn.
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Guess what, Barney...
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I beat pa in two dart games...
Two of them.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Want to play a game, Barney?
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No, not right now.
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It's okay.
I won't play you for money.
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No.
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Uh, ope, why don't you
run on out and play?
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Me and Barney's got
some work to do.
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Okay, pa.
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Uh, you want some coffee?
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No. No thanks, Andy.
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How's, uh...
How's Thelma Lou?
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She all right?
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Yes, she's all right.
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Good. Good.
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You ain't been fussin'
with her, have you?
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No, I ain't been fussin'
with her.
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Laundry put too much starch
in your shirt?
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Huh?
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I remember one time they put
too much starch in your shirt
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and it kind of chaffed you
in your armpits
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and you was mad all day.
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Well, my shirt's all right
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and my armpits is all right,
okay?
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Let me ask you one other thing.
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When you got up this mornin',
did you notice was your head
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on the pillow end of the bed
or was it on the foot end?
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What is this?
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Some kind of a third degree
or something?
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Why are you asking me
so many questions?
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Oh, nothin', nothin'.
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I just wondered
if, uh, anything was wrong
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and did you have any problems
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'cause you didn't appear
too happy
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when you come in
little while ago.
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Well, nothin's wrong
and I don't have any problems
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and I'm happy.
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I'm very happy. See?
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Sure you don't want to tell me
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what it was
that made you so happy?
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I'll see you.
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I'm goin' out.
I'll be back.
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Howdy.
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Howdy.
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Sure do have a lot
of nice stuff.
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Thank you.
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Uh... I hate to tell you
all this
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but you're gonna have to find
yourself another spot,
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say, a little further
out of town.
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Huh?
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Well, see,
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what you're doing
is against the law.
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We don't allow sellin'
this close to the streets
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on account of the folks
that run the stores.
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They don't take too kindly
to it.
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Why, what ever give you
the idea we was sellin'?
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What are you doing?
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Well, you see,
we got this surplus
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of farm products here
that we're givin' away.
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Right, Neil?
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Yeah. And some folks
is so thankful
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they make a contribution
to our favorite charity...
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Us.
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Yeah.
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Good, Neil, good.
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Yeah, that's a pretty good joke.
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But the joke's over.
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Now move on.
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And who says we gotta move?
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I do.
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Or better still, this here does.
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I ain't gonna stand here
and argue with you.
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I've told you once.
Now move on.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Let's go, Neil.
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Appears like he ain't foolin'.
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No, not this one.
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Uh...
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What do you mean,
"no, not this one"?
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Some guy in a uniform
come by a while back
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actin' like all high and mighty.
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Yeah. Wavin' his arms,
givin' orders
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tellin' us
we was sellin' and vendin'
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just carryin' on.
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This fella that was by here
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if he told you to move
on, why didn't you?
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Why? 'Cause he was a clown...
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Wavin' his arms
and makin' speeches.
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Couldn't take him serious.
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When Matt here just
stomped his foot at him
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he took off like a quail.
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Right, Matt?
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Right.
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I wished
you hadn't have done that.
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Now he's gonna play
that ugly game he always plays.
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I just hate it
when he does that.
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Game?
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Well, what he does
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with somebody that's
breakin' the law
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is he tells them
to quit or move on
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or somethin' like that.
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And if they do what he says,
well, there's no trouble.
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But if they don't,
everybody better look out.
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Mm.
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Now, hold on, sheriff.
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Are you sure we're talkin'
about the same fella?
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A little skinny fella
that was down here earlier?
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Little skinny fella.
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Deputy Barney Fife.
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Got a few other names, too.
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Barney the beast,
Fife the fierce
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crazy gun Barney.
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But he was a scared rabbit;
He run from us.
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I know, I know.
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That's what's so tricky and mean
about him.
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He acts scared and then...
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Sets you up for the kill.
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How long you think it'll be
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before you all can get
loaded up and out of here?
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About half an hour.
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Well, I sure hope you're gone
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when he gets back.
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But again, I'll tell
you what he does
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when he's getting ready to draw.
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He usually, uh,
clears his throat.
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Then he tugs at his collar.
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And then he, uh...
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He beats his fist
on his holster.
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When he does all that, go.
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Go?
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Go.
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Don't mess around.
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Maybe he'll count ten.
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Maybe he'll miss you,
but I wouldn't take any chances.
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I'd go. Run.
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I, uh, I hope
nothing bad happens
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but in case it does, we'll hold
on to your truck for your kin.
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Barn
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listen. I'm glad you're here.
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I got somethin' important
I want you to do.
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What?
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I just heard a couple of fellas
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are running a truck store
in back of Dexter street.
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I want you to go over there
and tell them to move on.
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They're probably strangers...
Don't know it's against the law.
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I'd have done it myself,
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but I got a meeting
in the mayor's office.
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So you take care of it, okay?
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Uh... Andy?
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Yeah.
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I got a whole lot of work
to do here.
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Do it later.
You better get goin'.
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Well, I really kind of planned
on gettin' this work done.
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You can do it later.
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What's so important?
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Oh, well, place is a mess.
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Dust all over.
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I seen a few flies in here
this mornin'.
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And I... gotta change
them pillowcases
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'cause, you know,
Otis slept here last night
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and he got them all greased up
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with that cheap hair oil
he uses.
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All of those things
you can do later.
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You tryin' to get out of a job
you're supposed to be doin'?
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Oh, no.
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Them fellas out there, selling...
they're breakin' the law, right?
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Well, yeah.
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It's your duty to stop them.
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Yeah.
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Well, then, do it.
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That's a order.
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He's clearing his throat.
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He's tugging at his collar.
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He's hitting it.
263
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:29,282
He's gonna draw.
Run, Matt, run.
264
00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,253
We're going, deputy.
265
00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:34,521
We're going.
266
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:36,890
All right, take it easy, deputy.
267
00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:38,358
We're going.
We're going.
268
00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:42,062
All right, all right,
let's move.
269
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,832
Let's get that vehicle
out of here.
270
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,465
Oh, howdy, Barn.
271
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:32,846
Uh, everything under control?
272
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:36,216
Yeah.
273
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:37,617
Good.
274
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,020
By the way, I took care
of them fellas
275
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:42,022
down there behind Dexter street.
276
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:43,423
Dexter street?
277
00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,358
Yeah, you know, them farmers
that was selling.
278
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:46,894
Oh, them fellas.
279
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,561
Oh, good, good.
280
00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:51,531
Yeah, they won't be giving you
any more trouble, sheriff.
281
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,066
Good.
282
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,467
What'd you say to them?
283
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:58,071
I didn't say nothing.
284
00:13:58,105 --> 00:14:00,607
I let this do
all my saying for me.
285
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:04,945
And if that wasn't enough
286
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,947
I kind of got it across to 'em
287
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,949
that I had another little baby
288
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:11,218
that talked even louder.
289
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:16,423
And they just, uh...
They just left, huh?
290
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:19,592
They run like chickens
in a storm.
291
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:22,562
:
Oh, good.
292
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:26,533
Yeah, I'm glad
you got rid of them fellas.
293
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:31,438
Yeah, now you can do that work
you're so anxious to do.
294
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,908
What work?
295
00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:38,245
Dusting and fly-killing
and changing pillow cases.
296
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:40,948
Oh, Andy, cleaning
up ain't important
297
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:43,350
when there's law breakers
on the loose.
298
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,351
Yeah, but you...
299
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,019
Andy, look.
300
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:48,288
That's a wilderness out there
301
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:52,125
and ever so often a beast
of prey comes sneaking in.
302
00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:55,695
Now it's my job as a lawman
to stalk him and run him out.
303
00:14:55,728 --> 00:15:01,201
Stalking, not fly-killing.
304
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,281
You've got the best pop in town.
305
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:15,315
Yeah?
306
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,416
You've got more variety
307
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,118
than they've got
at the drugstore.
308
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:20,253
Oh, they've got cherry
and orange... stuff like...
309
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:21,621
You've got just
about everything.
310
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,356
I notice you got
a new one in there, too...
311
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:24,457
Huckleberry smash.
312
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:26,193
I want to try that
313
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:28,528
but I already had the cap off
this nectarine crush.
314
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,530
Another one I got
you ought to try...
315
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,499
High octane ethyl.
316
00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:35,402
Ooh, is that new
in that high octane...?
317
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,204
Oh! Right!
I get it!
318
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:38,438
Oh, you...
319
00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:49,983
Howdy. Radiator's hot.
320
00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:51,484
Mind if I take some water?
321
00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:53,020
Help yourself.
322
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:00,360
Hey, Barney.
323
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,062
Hi.
324
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:03,496
There goes ol' Barney Fife.
325
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,132
Hot on the trail of someone.
326
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:07,767
Yep, he's hot on the trail
of some criminal
327
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,369
like a kid playing hooky.
328
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,504
Kid playing...
That's funny.
329
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:12,772
That's very funny.
330
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,708
Maybe he's on the trail
of a jaywalker.
331
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:19,346
Or it could be he's gonna
shoot it out with a litterbug.
332
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,148
Litterbug?
Oh, come on.
333
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:22,615
You're a scamp,
that's what you are.
334
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,017
You know that, Wally?
335
00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:25,285
Excuse me.
336
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,554
Are you fellas talking
about that there fella
337
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,256
just passed in the police car?
338
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:31,124
Yeah, that's right.
Deputy Fife.
339
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:32,392
Fearless Fife.
340
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:33,560
"Fearless Fife."
341
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,128
Oh, ho.
342
00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:37,097
Oh, boy, that is...
Oh, you got to cut it out.
343
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:40,367
We hear tell that this deputy
of yours is a mean one.
344
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,303
Barney
345
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:46,139
we hear tell that he's
real rough if you cross him.
346
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,408
Yeah, like, if someone's doing
something against the law
347
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,510
and he tells him to quit
and they don't
348
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,179
he might pull his gun on him.
349
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:53,346
Can you see that?
350
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,514
Can you just see it?
351
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:55,748
Not so good, I can't.
352
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:57,650
He don't use his gun?
353
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,252
Oh, he uses it, yes.
354
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,454
He uses it to start
the potato sack race
355
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:02,755
at the masons' picnic.
356
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:08,495
Where'd you fellas hear this
about Barney anyway?
357
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,730
Oh, some fella told us.
358
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:13,666
Oh, well, boys, he's
just pulling your leg.
359
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,269
That's what he's doing.
360
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:18,338
Barney Fife a mean one.
361
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:23,476
Oh, by the way,
if you see your deputy
362
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,578
you tell him those two farmers
that were out
363
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,780
in the roadside selling
are back in business
364
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,849
and we want him for a customer.
365
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,851
He'll understand.
366
00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:37,624
Think I'll get me
another cup of coffee.
367
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,529
Howdy, Floyd.
368
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,831
Hi, Andy.
369
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:49,369
Andy, I just thought
I better stop by and tell you.
370
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,770
Tell me what?
371
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:53,140
Well, maybe it's important,
maybe it ain't
372
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,142
but I thought you ought to know.
373
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,243
Know what, Floyd?
374
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,111
Well, these two strangers...
375
00:17:58,145 --> 00:18:00,313
They stopped off
at Wally's filling station
376
00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:01,714
while I was there.
377
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:04,517
I was over there getting myself
a bottle of pop, see
378
00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:05,785
and these two fellas...
379
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,687
It was a nectarine crush
is what...
380
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,522
Say, have you tasted nectarine?
381
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,724
That's good.
It tastes kind of like it...
382
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,526
Floyd.
383
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,228
The strangers
384
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:16,629
oh, oh.
385
00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:19,366
Well, somewheres they heard
some kind of crazy talk
386
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:22,435
about what a tough guy Barney is
387
00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:24,604
about how he shoots people.
388
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:27,274
Barney?
Can you imagine that?
389
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:28,741
Uh...
390
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,611
What'd you say, Floyd?
391
00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:35,148
Oh, I told them
they was all wrong.
392
00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:36,316
You'd want me to do that
393
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:37,817
wouldn't you?
394
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,852
Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.
395
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:42,622
Oh, say, and they wanted me
to give Barney a message.
396
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,724
They said to tell him
that the fellas
397
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,693
that were selling
out on the road...
398
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,261
They're back in business
399
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:49,929
and they want him
for a customer.
400
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,631
They said he'd understand.
401
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:54,834
I thought you ought
to know, Andy.
402
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:19,259
So that's why them fellas
run off.
403
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:22,529
And I thought it was...
404
00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:25,298
Oh, boy, oh, boy.
405
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:29,302
Ah... just forget it, Barn.
406
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,340
Well...
407
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:36,209
Better get on out there.
408
00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:37,577
Andy.
409
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:38,645
Yeah.
410
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,880
Ain't you taking a gun with you?
411
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:42,515
I'll get them off without a gun.
412
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:43,483
You will?
413
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:44,584
I will.
414
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:45,852
Like you said earlier
415
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:47,887
this badge does all my talking
for me.
416
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:51,391
I'm sworn to uphold the law
and that's what I mean to do.
417
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:52,659
Folks better respect it.
418
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,893
Just as simple as that.
419
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:57,764
Andy?
420
00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,332
Yeah?
421
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:06,506
I'm going to come with you.
422
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,775
Oh, Barn,
if you'd rather just...
423
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,743
No, Andy, I want to, okay?
424
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,747
Okay, come on.
425
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,391
What are you stopping for?
426
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,659
Why don't you drive on up
to them farmers?
427
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:28,795
I want you to get out, Andy.
428
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,263
What?
429
00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:31,664
I want you to get out
430
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:33,666
and let me handle this alone.
431
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:34,801
Barn, them...
432
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,235
Andy, please.
433
00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:41,541
All right.
434
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,543
It's all yours.
435
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:47,314
Just be careful and remember...
436
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:33,526
Hey, fellas.
437
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,027
I warned you before.
438
00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:37,764
Now I'm warning you
for the last time.
439
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:40,667
You take your truck
and you get out of here.
440
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:46,005
This is
a deputy sheriff talking.
441
00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:49,476
You get moving.
442
00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:50,710
Now.
443
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:02,822
Do you see this badge?
444
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:05,958
It says that I'm sworn
to uphold the law.
445
00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:10,997
Now, that's what I mean to do,
446
00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:13,966
and you fellas
better respect it.
447
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,536
You understand?
448
00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:18,738
It's just as simple as that.
449
00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:30,116
You're both a lot bigger
than I am
450
00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:34,554
but this badge represents
a lot of people
451
00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:37,490
who are a lot bigger
than either one of you.
452
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,994
Now, are you going
to get moving?
453
00:23:09,656 --> 00:23:10,890
Nice work, Barn.
454
00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:12,492
Nice work.
455
00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:15,462
That's as fine a job of
stalking as I've ever seen.
456
00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:31,811
You see, Barn?
457
00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:33,746
Your badge did
all your talking for you.
458
00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:35,548
You didn't even have to use
your gun.
459
00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:37,116
Yeah.
460
00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:40,587
Yeah, but, just in case...
Just in case, mind you...
461
00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:41,888
Want to know what I'd have done?
462
00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:43,623
What?
463
00:23:43,656 --> 00:23:45,958
Well, if them fellers got
too smart-alecky with me,
464
00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:47,860
here's what I would have done...
465
00:23:47,894 --> 00:23:49,161
Taken this baby out...
466
00:23:50,863 --> 00:23:53,165
Put my bullet right in there,
467
00:23:53,199 --> 00:23:56,869
and I'd have slipped this baby
right back in the holster,
468
00:23:56,903 --> 00:23:59,639
and then I'd have given them
final warning.
469
00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:01,073
I'd have said,
"all right, you guys,
470
00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:02,742
"I'm giving you
to the count of 3.
471
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:05,912
"If you ain't out of here on 3,
I'm drawing on you.
472
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:09,482
1...2...3!"
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