All language subtitles for 07 - When I Deceive You

Are you getting these ideas about me?

It's just that... I don't sleep with
women who think it's an obligation.

Your card key was used to gain access to
the magazine at 11 o 'clock last night.

Well, that's impossible. I was at the
zinc bar having dinner.

With your husband.

Please clean out your desk and leave
now. I'll indulge you in this little

charade. But don't expect any mercy when
I come back. And I will be back.

Well, it's done. I'm glad I did it.

I should have gotten rid of her a long
time ago.

Finally, I can concentrate on my work
instead of dealing with Carrie's daily

antics. Tomorrow, for the first time
since I started to communicate, I can go

work and know that everyone's on my
side.

After two months of being bad -mouthed
and undermined, you have no idea how

empowering that is. Look, I don't want
to spoil the party.

Then don't. Come on. Let's celebrate.

Steph.

I hope your decision to fire Carrie
didn't just hinge on what I said.

All you said is you weren't her alibi.

I said we didn't have dinner together,
but... We did have a quick drink at the

zinc bar, and I wasn't exactly watching
the clock.

Maybe I am her alibi. I mean, if I'm
wrong about the time... Oh, you're

and you know it.

Stop feeling guilty.

Don't try to protect her.

She'd be amazed to hear you say that,
especially now that she hates my guts.

as much as she hates mine.

It just sounds to me like there's still
room for doubt, or that you were swayed

by personal feelings.

Hey, my personal feelings are reserved
for my husband.

And that's room for any doubt.

Word has it we're one staff member
short.

Good morning, Alan.

Apparently word travels fast.

And in this case it's true.

I fired Carrie.

I apologize for not consulting you
first, but my top priority was to...

Protect the magazine from further
problems.

You have proof all that was caused by
Carrie?

Of course.

And as for any payoff on her contract,
there won't be one. Since she was fired

for cause, I've already cleared it with
legal.

I don't know if there's any right way to
handle situations like this, but I did

handle it the only way I knew how.

You handled it brilliantly.

Plugging the leak and cutting her loose,
that's what I call two birds with one

stone.

Got a board meeting upstairs.

Walk me out.

I questioned my judgment about you, kid.
Now I'm beginning to doubt my doubts.

Good. I've been here almost two months,
Alan, and even though circulation

figures have risen by 7 % and ad pages
are up, today is the first time you've

praised my performance.

I give praise when it's due, which is
rare, if ever.

Right now I'm patting myself on the
shoulder.

for following a hunch and hiring the
right person.

A first look to a lure?

Well, kiss us goodbye for now or for
good.

Look, I don't care what sort of
guarantees you've made.

Communicate's nobody's second choice.

Deep down, I'm really a very nice girl.

I found the leak.

You did? Who?

Obviously, this is confidential
information, but Carrie Fairchild has

good.

Stephanie, I don't know what to say.

Just tell me you understand.

You sure, Stephanie? I mean, you have
proof?

Of course.

And even though I have no loyalty to
her, it's heartening to see that you do.

Look, Carrie's one of my oldest chums,
so I'm really sorry for her and that

had to happen, but between my work and
my personal life, well, I think you know

which one comes first.

I'm happy to hear it.

And I'm even happier to know that you'll
be here for me.

Thanks.

Take circulation figures, sabotage
layout boards, exclusives scooped by us,

among others.

Communicate the sinking ship. Stephanie
Wells can't plug the leak.

And you think that's a story?

Well, I'd read all about it.

Come on, my thing, I wouldn't either.
It's just that you don't know any of

stuff for sure, whether it's based on
fact, not rumor.

We just got a tip that Carrie Fairchild
was fired.

Whether there's a connection, you're
right. I don't know.

I suppose I could try and find out.
Although, to be honest, it sounds like a

stretch.

Actually, you might not be the best
person to cover this story.

I mean, my step on your love life.

You, of all people, ought to know that
my relationship with Peter Fairchild has

nothing to do with my work here.

Maybe not, but his relationship with
Alan Rush does. And since Rush Media

Communique, Alex, relax.

It's no big deal.

If you won't go after your boyfriend's
stepfather, there's plenty of people

around here who will.

Lisa Monroe's been begging to get out of
gossip.

She already has a hot source of
communication. Lisa Monroe?

You've got to be kidding.

Come on, John. The girl writes a gossip
column. She can't report a real story.

I can do it.

Let me write the piece.

Lisa.

You wanted to see me? I just assigned
Alex to communicate.

And since you ran blind items on those
leaks... You got it.

Anything I could do to help.

All right, then. Go to it.

And remember, no mercy. No gossip,
either. I stick to facts.

Okay.

First and foremost question is, who's
feeding you stuff from communique?

I'm sorry.

You're losing my hearing.

I could have sworn you asked me to
divulge a source.

Oh, what happened to anything I can do
to help? Look, my sources are my

And that's how they stay.

Okay.

Communique. Stephanie Wells, please.

Alex Bartoli, New York Globe.

I'll take a message. Yes.

Tell her I'm doing a big feature on hot
new New Yorkers.

Naturally, I want to highlight her and
her success at Communique.

Unfortunately, my deadline's tomorrow.

Perhaps today. Sure. Anytime today would
be fine.

Thanks. I'll be waiting for her call.

What are you doing here? And what are
you doing up at this hour? Are you ready

for this? I lost my job. Oh, no.

According to Stephanie Wells, I'm the
Mata Hari of the magazine world, leaking

top stories and all her trade secrets.
So she fired you? But, Carrie, she

Alan will talk to her about this. Alan's
the one who set me up.

He had Stephanie frame me so that I'd be
fired for cause.

He doesn't have to pay me off, and I
have no grounds for wrongful dismissal.

Of course you do. You're innocent.

Remember when he married Mother in Rome
and he made us fly coach to the wedding?

I said it then and I'll say it now. The
man will do anything to humiliate us.

If that's the way you feel, this may be
for the best.

Now you don't need to be under his
thumb.

I know, but I need to be on his payroll.

You still have your trust fund, Peter,
but I partied mine away years ago.

Listen, I'd be glad to loan you some
money. Not you.

I'm going to make Alan pay.

Whatever it takes, he's going to be
sorry.

Mrs. Young?

Gilchase Assets Management at Hastings
-Webster. I don't know if you and your

husband... Don't call him that. We're
divorced.

Ex -husband, excuse me. But all the more
reason for investing... Take your

breath. I'll pay by money. Thanks a lot.

Bitch.

Yes, sir. Yeah.

We'll overnight all the forms. Mr. Zane,
Gilchase Hastings -Webster.

Great. Thank you very much. I'm
afforded.

Got the Bourne account. Yeah. Yes.

Yeah. Yeah.

Nikki Sheridan.

Thank God. I've been cold calling from
her zip code file. I just want to talk

someone who wants to talk to me.

Fine, as long as you're not after my
money.

Hey, I'm after everyone's money.

There must be some new people in town
with an open mind and need to invest.

Think hard, Gil.

You know one already.

I do? Who?

Stephanie Wells, the new editor at
Communicate.

You met her at Carrie's welcoming party.
Remember that night at Club Zero?

Figures. Not in Central Park, not on the
subway, but in a... A club run by drag

queens in a meatpacking district.

Perfect place to meet someone to manage
your money.

You were at her husband's play reading,
too.

That's right. Mark Merrill's married
her. Nikki, you're a genius.

Just keep an eye on the dollar like you.

Wish me luck. I'll call you later.

Circulation's climbing. Your ad pages
are up. Your fashion section's the last

word in trend -setting style.

Credit for that goes to Rachel Dennis.

Oh, Stephanie, don't be so modest.

You've done more for Communique in the
past few issues than your predecessor

in five years.

Alan Rush wanted a fresh approach.

What Alan wants, Alan gets.

Maybe. But how did you manage without
the usual mass firings and chaos?

I mean, I'm a journalist, so I know what
it's like. The office politics, the

cutthroat competition.

The most amazing thing about your
magazine is how happy everyone seems to

I believe the tone of the workplace is
established at the top.

That's all very well and good, but you
don't seem like someone who shies away

from a battle.

I don't. Doesn't mean I encourage them
either.

But we both know that sometimes they
can't be avoided.

Can you give me an example at
Communique?

Off the top of my head, I'm sorry, I
can't. Really?

Now, I would have thought you could.

I mean, since you just fired Carrie
Fairchild, who happens to be your boss's

stepdaughter.

Exactly what sort of story is this? And
speaking of internal battles, what about

your ongoing security breach?

Does Carrie's dismissal mean she was the
leak?

I take your silence as tacit
confirmation.

Ms. Bartoli, this interview is over.

And that is the only thing you can quote
me on.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get
back to work.

Taxi!

Do you know what the appraiser called
it?

A masterpiece, even in miniature.

I think it may be my favorite Renoir.

The brushwork, the palette.

I'd hate to part with it.

Believe me, it isn't easy.

But, as I told you the other day, I'll
take five million, no questions asked.

Less your ten percent commission, of
course.

Since our last meeting, I made a few
calls.

And five million is realistic in today's
market.

I thought so.

And remember, this sale must be
discreet.

Naturally. I understand.

I do have one question, Linda. Won't
your husband notice the missing

can't explain the disappearance of
Renoir, but I can substitute an

copy. Alan's hardly a connoisseur.

Trust me, you'll never know the
difference.

Is that all?

For now, I think so.

Nikki, I admire your discretion, but you
must want to know why I'm selling the

painting. As a matter of fact, I'd
rather not. It's none of my business,

respect that.

There's another woman.

I don't know who, but I know this one's
different from the others.

I'm sorry, Linda. I don't know what to
say.

This would mean something to my husband.

And so I'm trying to protect myself.

I don't mean to burden you.

And please don't go running back to my
daughter.

What goes on between us is strictly
confidential.

Goodbye, Linda.

I'll call you soon.

Mark Merrill.

Gil Chase. We met at your play reading
in the Hamptons.

Gil.

Sorry, I met more people that night than
I have the whole time since I moved

here. Praise of overnight success.

Listen, do you have a minute? Sure, I
guess.

We didn't get a chance to talk to your
reading, but I'm in assets management at

Hastings Webster.

I'll live with you. That's why I'm here.

Mark, I'd like to sit down with you and
discuss some investment opportunities.

I don't know. As I was telling my friend
Peter Fairchild, for me, the best

clients are the ones with big futures.
Take you and your wife.

An up -and -coming playwright and the
editor of New York's hottest weekly

magazine. To me, that's two major
futures in one account.

I'm flattered, and I'm sure Stephanie
would be too, but I don't think we're

interested. Look, this isn't the right
time or place.

Let me set up a meeting with you and
Stephanie where I can explain what I do

present a proposal.

Gil, I'm sorry. We're both pretty busy.

All the more reason we should sit down
and talk.

No commitments, just an informal,
informational meeting.

With someone who doesn't seem to take no
for an answer.

Mark, I'm not Peter Fairchild. What I've
achieved, I've achieved on my own.

Plenty of time.

And congratulations on your play.

A toast to 13

years and at least 30 more.

Alan, not yet. We should wait for
Carrie.

Oh, we should.

Actually, I don't think she'll be able
to make it. Something came up at the

minute. Uh -huh. Last minute filing for
unemployment.

Obviously, there has been a mistake.

The mere thought of it is ridiculous.
She would never do what you say.

She would. She did.

Now she's gone.

Gone, but not forgotten.

Happy anniversary.

You deserve a medal. Yes, for putting up
with you. Now tell me, what really is

going on at Communique?

Well, ask your husband.

He's the one that engineered this little
frame -up with his henchwoman,

Stephanie Wells.

You lying little bitch.

Alan, I will not have this. Not now, not
ever.

Should have thought of that before you
said I do.

Carrie, come on.

Evidently, there's been a
misunderstanding between you and

doesn't matter what happened. The point
is, Alan can take care of it. The point

is, he already has. And considering what
he's put me through, I deserve an

extended vacation.

So, I'm leaving this weekend for Paris.

Paris? I won't let you run away from a
problem.

Don't worry, Mommy. I promise to write.

and send Alan all of my credit card
bills.

The least you can do is make sure he
pays for them. If you go to Paris, you

better learn a hell of a lot more than
French, like how to make a living

sponging off me.

Free ride is over, kid.

You're on your own. Alan, where are you
going? Conference call. Be right back.

I wasn't sure whether you'd show.

I wouldn't have missed such a special
occasion.

Happy anniversary, Alan.

Happy last anniversary with Linda.

I wonder.

Maybe you just don't talk.

Baby, I'm a man of action.

Remember a guy called Gil Chase?

Oh, that's right, you wouldn't. We met
at my play reading.

Friend of Gary's. He sort of ambushed me
at school yesterday, and he says he

wants to sit down with us soon and
discuss some investment planning.

Don't tell me he's going to turn us into
millionaires overnight.

I think it would be interesting to hear
what he has to say.

And I'd like to do it today if you can.

Today? That certainly is soon.

Well, to be honest, I'm afraid he's
going to lose interest once he finds out

net worth.

Hey, our investments may be pretty
riskless, but at least we're not losing

money. I'm not saying guilt chase is the
answer, but I am interested in some

good free advice.

Fine. If you can go by the office. I
haven't got a free minute all day.

I like that you take good care of us.

Well, with T -bills and CDs, it's hardly
aggressive.

And I'm sure any broker would be
appalled.

Well, we'll find out today. See you
then.

Of course I believe you. I mean, it's
all too bizarre for words.

I mean, it's bad enough that Stephanie
fired you, but to think that your own

stepfather set you up?

There'll be payback, you'll see.

And meanwhile, you're going to have a
fabulous time in Paris.

I'm going to call all of my contacts and
make sure of it.

And I'll look after this place while
you're gone.

You know, I was thinking, your timing is
perfect. I lose my job, flee in

disgrace, you land a promotion, plus my
loft.

Well, not for long.

I'm expecting my first settlement check
any day.

So soon I'll be ensconced in a suite at
the pier on a strict diet of caviar and

champagne, which you're welcome to share
with me upon your return.

Now, be honest.

How much do you just love how this
looks?

Lucky for you, we're the same size.

Darling, I'm lucky to know you at all.

Ring me at the office.

I'll be in later to clean up my desk.

What the hell is this?

Ken, who let you in here? Who let you
pan my latest production?

This isn't a pan, it's an evisceration.

Evidently, it's the reviewer's opinion.

You have heard of Freedom of the Press.

Stephanie, you asked me for a favor, and
I oblige with speed and success. But

lest you forget, it works both ways. So
I expect the favor returned.

As for Freedom of the Press, don't pull
that self -righteous crap with me.

It doesn't suit someone who gives me a
cashier's check for $10 ,000 asking me

pose as a producer for her husband's
play.

I asked for your help because I had a
problem.

Now, however, that problem has been
solved. So don't ever burst in here and

bully me again.

Oh, I won't.

Next time I'll go straight to Mark.

Good morning.

Alex Bartoli to see Alan Rush.

Do you have an appointment?

No. Then I'm sorry.

Just tell him I'm Peter Fairchild's
girlfriend.

Mr. Rush, I have an Alex Bartoli here
who claims she's Peter's...

Yes, of course.

Go right in.

that price.

Tell them to knock off another ten
million.

Then maybe we'll both be in the same
ballpark. I have someone in my office

A Globe reporter, as a matter of fact.

That's right.

One publication I still don't own. Yet.

So, you're Alex.

Mr. Rush, it's an honor to meet you.

You know, Peter and I had dinner last
night. That's right. Happy anniversary.

Thank you.

I'm here for a feature on Hot New New
Yorkers.

Alex, if you had done your homework,
you'd know that I was born and raised in

Brooklyn. So how to not?

I'm hardly new. True. But our slant is
Communique's been reborn. I mean, since

Stephanie Wells was hired.

So much fuss about Stephanie.

Or maybe you have an ulterior motive?

Only that she turned Communique around
and plugged all its security leaks.

I was right. You do have an ulterior
motive.

Girlie, if you show up here again, I'm
going to have you thrown out of the

building for starters.

And I do mean starters.

Do not tempt me.

Fairchild, get your girlfriend off the
story, now.

Alan, what are you talking about?

Alex Bartoli. She showed up here just
now asking questions for a story she's

writing.

Did she? That's the first I've heard of
it.

I'm shocked.

Did she lie to you?

She didn't lie. She just hasn't
mentioned it.

Sorry, I missed the distinction.

Then again, I never dated women who
dropped my name to open doors.

Look, I'll talk to her.

Is that all you want?

I want you to find the right girl,
Peter.

Somebody with some class.

Like I said, I'll talk to Alex.

I'm sorry this whole thing happened.

When I realized why the time of our
dinner was important, I tried to tell

Stephanie the truth.

Too little, too late. But it doesn't
matter.

As you can see, I'm moving out.

So we won't meet without a valid
passport.

Leaving the country? That sounds pretty
extreme.

Well, maybe I'll send you a postcard
from Paris.

But then again, what's the point?

I'm sure your wife will draw big black
lines to them like they do in Turkish

prisons.

So where's Mr. Mighty? He should be here
any minute.

Did you know that Carrie's moving to
Paris?

Weeing in disgrace and so far away.

Though the space shuttle would have been
even better.

Hello,

gorgeous.

What are you doing here?

Business meeting.

Your office is bigger than my apartment.

Excuse me, Rachel. It's your lawyer in
London.

Goodbye, girl.

Always a pleasure.

Jeremy, I've got a bottle of vintage
bubbly in hand ready to celebrate my

newfound fortune. So, how many millions
of pounds am I worth?

My dear, I'm afraid there were
complications.

In fact, the court ruled in the
defendant's favour.

I don't see how that's possible.

I mean, we have photos with him in bed
with some tart.

And they put a gentleman on the stand
who gave equally explicit details about

you. Rachel, I sympathize with your
unhappy marriage, but seducing an

investigator in your own husband's
employ... Well, how the hell else was I

supposed to shut him up?

Look, you should have just said that he
perjured himself.

I made sure he had no proof.

It appears he'd installed some video
cameras.

The entire proceeding was captured on
tape.

Well, I hope the old bastards on the
bench enjoyed it.

Little luck to both of us next time.

You're young with big earnings
potential.

So to keep up with inflation and the
cost of living, it's imperative we put

both in the market.

I'm not talking the whole farm here.
Just a balanced account between stocks

bonds. As we like to say, it's about
risk averseness and how much a client

tolerate. When I find that point, I try
to push.

That's the portion to put in equity.

So I take it you have certain stocks in
mind.

Well, at this point, we're bullish on
technology, but then again, who isn't?

To me, the beauty of Hastings -Webster
is we're head starters, so we reap the

benefits of the stock early, middle, and
late.

Now, would you tell me you're primarily
into T -bills and CDs and, of course, an

interest -bearing checking account?

Actually, two. One for me, one for her.

Interesting. Do you mind if I ask why?

Ask Steph. It's her private account.

I opened it before we got married.

I never got around to transferring
funds.

Why? Is that bad?

Hey, nothing's bad unless it loses
money.

So are we on board with all this?

Sounds intriguing.

We need some time to think.

Take all the time you want.

Say, till day after tomorrow?

Thank you, Gil.

Honey,

I gotta run.

I've got a meeting. Okay. See you
tonight.

See ya.

Thank you. Thank you.

So your wife has a separate checking
account.

It's her money, so it's her right. Her
right not to let you see it?

Well, it's not like I'm expressly
forbidden.

She just likes the thought of her own
little nest egg.

How little is little?

I don't mean to pry, but hey, I'm in
assets management, so I need how many

assets there are to manage.

Point taken. I'll look into it.

Mark, I'll make you a lot of money.

just compared to my home cooking. It
doesn't.

Tonight you can taste more than garlick.

Just for that, I'm not going to let you
pay.

At least let's split it.

No, this way you won't think I'm using
you to gain information that might lead

to a story.

This must be a new world record. That's
the first you've mentioned your work all

night. Not very characteristic, I know,
but at this point there's not much to

mention. I mean, I am sort of working on
something, but I'm getting nowhere

fast. What's the subject?

Publishing, magazines, communique.

I see.

Does it have to do with my sister?

I don't know yet if it does or it
doesn't.

That's what I've been assigned to find
out.

And were you planning on informing me,
or was I supposed to find out in print?

Peter, there's nothing much to tell. I
tried to talk to Stephanie Wells and

stepfather, but neither of them was
exactly forthcoming. Which didn't stop

from using my name to gain access to
Alan's.

Then you knew all through dinner I was
doing this story.

Now who's being dishonest? I was just
hoping you'd tell me yourself.

so it wouldn't be like last time. How
can you even compare the two? This time

I'm trying to exonerate your sister.

Then why haven't you interviewed some of
her friends? Talk to Rachel Dennis.

She'll vouch for her innocence.

You could notarize Rachel Dennis'
tongue, and I still wouldn't believe a

she said.

I should have known.

No night would be complete without some
Rachel fashion.

You brought her up.

Besides, I don't need character
references for Carrie.

I'm trying to find out what really
happened. Alex, believe me, I want

name cleared, but not on the front page
of the Globe.

This is private family business.

If you respect me, then you'll
understand that. And you'll understand

private family business is also a matter
of public interest.

Meaning it sells papers. Peter, I can't
pick and choose what I write about, or

who, or when, or whether you'll approve.

Fine. Do what you're going to do. I'm
tired of arguing.

I've got an early court date tomorrow.
Why don't I just walk you home?

It's all right, Peter.

Get some sleep.

That's strange.

What's strange?

I'm trying to figure out our net worth,
so I've been going through this checking

account, and I've almost got it balanced
except for a $10 ,000 debit, which was

withdrawn as a cashier's check.

Mark, that's my private account.

That's right, and according to your
records, it hasn't been balanced since

left Seattle.

Well, I wonder why. I haven't been very
busy.

You know I asked you not to go through
my stuff. I know, I know. I'm sorry, but

I found a big discrepancy stuff.

So look at the bright side.

I saved you ten grand.

See? Look for yourself.

I don't need to.

It's not a mistake.

That money was a loan to my brother.

I didn't tell you because I knew how
you'd feel.

You gave Zach ten thousand dollars?

Why?

His band's doing a demo.

They needed studio time.

He said a label's interested.

And grunge is still the in sound.

Well, we both know you'll never see that
money again.

Mark, my brother's a good musician.

And you're an even better big sister.

But since we've been talking about
investments here, I think you'll agree

isn't a good one.

Then again, it's your money. You earned
it.

Do what you want.

Hey, my money's your money. You know
that.

I'm willing to try out guilt chase if
that's what you want.

Are you sure?

Well, I'm not about to turn over my life
savings.

Let's start small and see how it goes.

I shouldn't have gone into your account.
I'm sorry.

For a transaction like this.

Anytime.

Peter, it's Rachel. Could you please
give me a call?

Peter, it's Rachel.

Would you call me when you return,
please?

Who is it?

Peter?

I'm sorry to bother you at this hour.

Are you alone?

Of course.

Come in.

What happened? Is everything okay?

I'm sorry. It's just that I got some bad
news from London.

Your ex -husband?

It's not fair. He's such a beast.

I mean, he bought that verdict and
dragged me through the mud.

Rachel, I'm sorry.

It's not even losing the money I made.

I mean, I have a good job and I've
always supported myself.

What hurts is I feel like a bloody fool.

I mean, to think that I actually loved
that man and trusted him.

I don't think I'm ever going to trust
anyone again.

You will when you find the right guy.
He'll be lucky to have you.

And he'll know it, believe me.

If he doesn't, I'll be right there to
remind him.

Rachel, you're feeling fragile right
now.

Yeah, and you're seeing someone else.

Someone who doesn't like me very much.

Well, it's not true. Alex barely knows
you.

Peter, what if she gets hold of his lies
and they start to appear in print?

I know, Alex. She would never do
anything like that.

Listen, I'll...

Call you a cab. You call me in the
morning. And don't worry.

Everything will be fine.

If you say so, Peter.

Perhaps it will.

Morning, Shannon. Happy?

Yo.

Yo, yourself.

Zach, it's Mark.

Who? Mark, your brother -in -law.

Mark. I'm sleeping.

I'm sorry to call so early, but I wanted
to congratulate you. Big deal, huh?

Your band finally doing a demo?

What demo? We split up a month ago.

You did?

Really?

Does Stephanie know?

How would she?

We've hardly talked since you guys
moved.

Yeah, I know. I know she's busy being a
big shot, but tell her to give me a ring

sometime.

Zach, let me get something straight.

Did Stephanie ever loan you $10 ,000?

No, but she's welcome to any time she
wants.

I'll tell her.

Now go back to sleep.

Jackpot.

Naturally, I wouldn't use your name.

If I did, you'd never speak to me again.

My lips are sealed.

I'll talk to you soon.

I thought I told you you're on your own.
I heard you the first time. But I just

got some incredibly juicy stuff I can't
use, which I know you'll want to run in

your column. The ruling on Rachel
Dennis' divorce suit?

I'm surprised she bothers being so
stylish, considering she can't seem to

in her clothes.

Lower class end to an upper class
marriage. I've only done this about 2

times. And this sex addict stuff, it'll
never clear legal.

Even her current employer could sue.

Fine. If you don't want it, I'm sure I
can find someone who will.

I'm not. Who cares about Rachel Dennis?

Wait a second. I can't believe I'm
hearing you say this. This is great

Better than anything you've dug up in
ages.

Let me be the judge of that.

I'm the one who gets paid to dish dirt
around here.

Lisa.

I will say one thing for you. You
certainly do protect your sources.

What are you talking about? Rachel
Dennis is off limits because she's your

connection at Communique, which means
she's also the leak.

Thanks a lot.

You've been a big help.

So, what's the big emergency?

You asked me to keep you posted on my
progress. Now I've got some news for

Rachel Dennis' divorce record, sealed by
a British court.

But what are sealed records to a Globe
reporter, especially when they contain

more casual sex than the collected work
of Jackie Collins?

I sold my editor by telling him there
was no story, which should buy me time

dig up more dirt.

By the time I'm through with Rachel
Dennis, everyone in New York will know

I know. Alex, it's one thing to hold a
grudge, but this is going way too far.

Don't pretend this isn't personal. What
do you have against Rachel Dennis?

Nothing, except she's a two -faced,
lying, scheming backstabber who framed

sister and got her fired.

Now you're saying she's the leak?

Rachel and Carrie have been friends for
years. There's no way she would ever do

anything like that. What's the point of
trying to convince you? Obviously, you

don't want to believe it. What I don't
believe is malicious gossip, and I'm

sorry to hear it coming from you.

Not as sorry as she's going to be.

Alex, don't do this.

$10 ,000?

Our minimum private portfolio is $100
,000, but make an exception to your

Thanks.

I figure we'll show Stephanie how well
we do.

and she can contribute as well.

She's total confidence in you, Gil. It's
just I'm the one who wanted this, so I

thought it would be best to use my money
first.

It doesn't matter where it comes from.
The point is to make a multiply.

Good.

Here it is.

Ten grand.

The entire advance on my claim.

Best investment you ever made.

Let's go examine some portfolio options,
and then I've got a few documents for

you to sign.

Actually, I'm due back at Eastside Prep.
Why don't we set up another appointment

same time tomorrow?

Would you agree?

I'll make myself free. This time
tomorrow.

Good. Oh, uh, by the way, I know this
isn't exactly your field, but is it

possible to trace a cashier's check?

It's difficult, but not impossible.

From your account?

From my wife's at First Manhattan.

Our firm's got some clients with some
connections over there.

I'll try to use them and call you back.
Or should I just call Stephanie herself?

No, no, no. Let me know whenever you get
a chance.

There it is. That's the number.

You got it. Thanks for coming in.

Good. I look forward to making a fortune
with you.

Thanks for showing up on such short
notice.

How could I resist?

You sounded so mysterious on the phone,
making me swear not to tell Rachel

Dennis. Tell her anything you want. I
just thought you'd want to take a look

this first.

Your roommate's a real piece of work.

This should give you a general idea.

Well, it's definitely a juicy read, but,
uh...

I'm busy packing for Paris, so if this
is the reason you summoned me here, to

tell me that Rachel's a slut and she's
broke, well... This is also the leak at

Communique.

And the one who set you up.

Your brother won't believe it, but I
think you will.

Really?

Well, give me one reason why I should.

Rachel's the globe's source at
Communique, so I know she framed you for

fed us.

Well, if that's the truth, then why
bring all this to me?

You could have run a major story and
taken credit for the scoop.

I plan to, until I talk to Peter.

He thinks I'm just jealous of Rachel,
and doing a story would confirm it for

him. Besides, this way you're cleared of
all charges.

And you?

What do you get out of all this?

I think we have a mutual nemesis here.

But my hands are tied because of Peter.

And the truth is, I care more about him
than this story.

Where are you going?

Well, you said you can't do anything to
Rachel.

But I can.

And I will.

Darling, don't.

Here, let me help.

Oh, no, honey, that's fine. Besides,
you'll be late for work.

You know...

downstairs. Why don't I drop you at the
office?

No. Communique can wait. I'm going to go
with you.

After all, you are moving to Paris.

The least I can do is accompany you on
that tiresome trip to JFK.

You really are a friend, Rachel.

And to think that I believed Alex
Bartoli.

That you were the leak at Communique and
you framed me for it.

God, that girl should be writing
fiction. Yeah.

Like that columnist Lisa Monroe.

Oh, no, I'm sorry. That's my mistake.
No, she only repeats what she's told by

pathological liars like you.

Carrie, I don't understand what you're
talking about.

Oh, no. See Lisa Monroe, the girl you've
been feeding communique gossip to and

pinning the blame on me?

Why would I ever do something like that?

Give it up, Rachel. I've got proof.

Oh, sorry, darling, but you've got to
admit, when it comes to creating a

suspect, I mean, you're an obvious
sitting duck. I mean, your stepfather

you, and Stephanie's no fan.

I certainly couldn't use my key card.

So you use mine.

You catch on fast.

Now hurry, darling, or you'll miss that
flight.

Oh, no, see, because I'm not going,
Rachel.

This morning's charade is for your
benefit.

Well, then you're wasting your time. You
can't bully me. And while we're on the

subject... Why bother sticking around
here? We both know that you're through

Communique. No, you are, if I open my
mouth.

So unless you want your sordid past
splashed all over every tabloid in New

City, you're going to do what I say.

Enough empty threats. What do you want?
I want you out of my loft, for starters.

So, you can take that suite at the
Pierre that you've been bragging so much

about. Oh, no, I'm sorry, I forgot. You
can't afford it, can you?

Well, there's plenty of motels by the
West Side Highway. Hopefully earplugs

help with the noise.

I'll be out of here by tonight.

Any further orders, my queen?

Oh, you bet there are.

I want my name cleared and my job back.

Today.

Carrie, that is impossible.

There's no way I can do that short of
turning myself in.

I'm sure you'll think of something.

Ciao, Rachel. Have fun at work.

As discussed, proposed portfolio and
some papers to sign for wire transfer

authorizations and stuff.

Gil, you're a man of your word. When you
say you'll do something, it gets done.

I try to be modest, but you're right.
It's true.

Speaking of getting things done, does
the name Ian Walker mean anything to

Absolutely. He's producing my play.

I figured there was a connection since
he's the one who endorsed that check.

The one in Stephanie's account?

I called my source at the bank this
morning.

Cashier's check for ten grand, right?

Mark, you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

I gotta go.

I think we can come up with something
better than autumn weekend getaways.

Anybody have anything?

How about autumn affair weekend
getaways?

That's exciting.

Ashley, you've given me an idea.

Goodbye adultery, hello romance.

How a generation of divorced kids are
growing up and staying faithful

to one relationship.

Speak for yourself.

Stephanie?

We have to talk.

No.

You tell me, because I am dying to

know.

Why you paid Ian Walker to option my
play?

What? Don't screw with me, Stephanie. I
found that cashier's check and put a

trace on it.

Mark, I can't talk about this here. I'll
tell you everything tonight. No! Tell

me everything right now, starting with
the truth. Did you do this or not?

What? Talk to me!

I did.

But, Mark, I had a good reason.

A good reason for lying to me and
meddling with my career.

A good reason for bribing Ian Walker and
taking away the most important thing in

my life.

I thought our marriage was the most
important thing in your life.

And I swear to you, Mark, I was trying
to save it. No, Stephanie.

No! You see, you were trying to control
it. Just like you control everything

else. Your work, our marriage, even me.
But this time, I'm in control.

And I'm not sure I'll ever trust you
again.

Please, I... Stephanie, you made a big
mistake.

Well, look who came by to say bon
voyage.

Well, don't worry. I'm not going
anywhere.

Damn right you're not.

Next on Central Park West.

And get me my job back today. Otherwise,
you lose yours tomorrow.

I just had this feeling that I was going
to lose you to Carrie. I need some

time.

Alex, I love you.

You're going to want to touch me more
than anything you've ever wanted in your

life. But you're not going to be able
to. What I want is a raise and a...