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Previously on Pig Advances That swan
didn't die of natural causes, it was

to death. I knew it. But we're not
talking about a couple of whacks, it was

struck more than a hundred times.

I want you to tell your father exactly
what you told me.

Bunch of kids.

They decided instead of street hockey,
that it might be fun to play swan

You hit them with your hockey stick to
put them into a goal?

Zach and I never hit them.

So you just let the swan be killed?

In you, O Lord, I take refuge.

Let me never be put to shame.

In your justice, rescue me.

Incline your ear to me.

Make haste to deliver me.

He will free me from the snare they set
for me.

For you are my refuge.

Into your hands I commend my spirit.

Zach, what are you doing?

Praying.

Psalms 31.

Why are you praying?

I want to be delivered from evil.

Oh.

And I want salvation.

Uh -huh. Well, I'd rather you do your
homework.

Jimmy. Jimmy, honey, just excuse us a
minute, Zach.

My life is worn out. You see what he's
doing? Yes, honey. He's been doing that

every night for the past two weeks. He
wants forgiveness for the swine killing.

I thought he wanted to be Jewish.

Well, suddenly he's gone fundamentalist.
I don't know what to say.

He's 11 years old. What should he be
doing now? He laid me down to sleep and

delivered me from evil. Well, it's just
a prayer. There's nothing wrong with it.

He's fine.

I am forgotten like the unremembered
dead.

I am like a dish that is broken.

I say you are my God.

In your hands is my destiny.

Rescue me.

Honey, I really think you're making a
big deal out of it. Leave up hockey. Out

of respect for the swan who refuses to
pick up a hockey stick.

That's sacrilege.

Just eat your waffle.

It's a pancake.

Don't kind of dig me.

Yeah, honey, eat your round, flat
blueberry waffle.

What's this?

I'm off to church.

How are you going to get there?

I can walk.

I'll go to Mr. Novotny's church.

It's not too far.

And it's not too much to asking his
name.

Honey, I think it's wonderful how you've
been so sincere

in repenting for what happened to the
swan, but you don't have to.

And I think it's great that you're going
to church.

I've been meaning to go more myself, but
I'm sure that God has forgiven you for

the swan incident.

Thanks.

i'll say a prayer for all of you

he's

whacked

Are you still here?

I need help.

What kind of help?

I need to do penance for my salvation.

I contributed to the death of an
innocent swan.

I still feel stamped.

Oh, that. You know, God works in very...

Maybe you're coming at this from the
wrong

angle.

Maybe you should thank God for the swan
incident.

What kind of a minister would say that?

Well, your suffering over this could be
a sign of God's favor.

He wouldn't give you this cross to bear
if he didn't think you could handle it.

Really?

It's been a real challenge.

What have you learned from this young
man?

Swans shouldn't be used as pugs?

Well, I think there's...

A little more to be learned if you'll
search yourself.

Okay.

But first I think I should pray some
more.

All right, my friend.

I don't know, honey. He just sounded
very upset.

Well, how did he cut himself in church?
I don't know.

They both started bleeding? At the same
time.

This is where your blisters were, isn't
it?

The blisters were healed.

Oh, they seem okay.

Were you squeezing something at church?

No.

You're okay.

Blisters must have been the blisters,
though. They just started to bleed.

They must have aggravated them somehow.

Blisters don't bleed like that.

Well, was he holding something?

No, he was just praying.

And then suddenly he's crying and
blood's coming out of his hand.

There was a lot of blood.

Well, there are no jagged cuts.

It has to have been the blisters.

From the hockey stick.

With the swan, you know. He was
squeezing that stick so hard he gave

blisters.

Don't be ridiculous.

I saw it with my own eyes, Gary.

I hate to admit it. I never even
believed in stigma. Shh.

His mother said it was blistered. Like
hell. She's a doctor. Look, his hands

just opened up while he was praying,
looking at the crucifix. I didn't hear

that. You heard it. I just told you.

You sure? I am positive. I was 20 feet
away.

Well, I need to talk to the boy. This
needs to be authenticated.

The church has very strict rules about
this sort of thing.

Oh, God.

That last thing we need right now is a
miracle.

You were just praying?

I think it was punishment.

For what?

The swans.

Giving Dad the finger.

Singing with Episcopalians.

God doesn't punish for that.

I was asking him to show me a sign.

God.

I was asking him to show me he was
there.

Cut you.

What's going on?

We'd just like to talk to you.

About what?

Jill, the wounds.

Do you really think they were blisters?

What's going on?

Please bear with us.

Really bear with him because this is
going to sound way out there.

I'm just trying to brace them.

Brace us for what?

There is a phenomenon known as a
stigmata. It is when ordinary, everyday

suffer spontaneous lesions on the hands
resembling the marks

of Christ's crucifixion. Now, there have
been nearly 300 authenticated cases

since the 13th century. Obviously, it's
very rare, but it does happen.

What?

Well, I don't think really that this...
You see, it's just possible that

the wounds on Zachary's hands might have
been

possibly, you know... The wounds of
Christ Almighty, our Savior.

Are you out of your minds?

Jimmy, there have been documented cases.

Now, most of them have been Roman
Catholic, I'll grant you.

But present -day stigmatics include a
Baptist, an Anglican, a Celtic.

This is ridiculous, what you're
suggesting.

Can you explain these wounds medically?
Can you?

Well, I must admit, they were a little
strange, but... But there is some

plausible medical reason.

Well, people under stress...

can suffer psychosomatic skin injuries.
It could be that. Psychosomatic? His

hands gushed blood.

Um, could it be something else?

Could it... Um...

I don't know.

Oh, dear God.

What?

That you got touched by God? Something
sharp?

I don't know.

My mother, um, knows about stigmatism.
She says maybe you're a saint.

I'm a congregationalist.

Can you bless me?

What? Well, I have a big geography test,
and I can use a little more than my

basic prayer.

I know how to bless people.

It's the same as they dub knights in
England.

You touch each shoulder, and then the
head, and you say...

Bless you, Michael.

Can it work?

That's what my mother said.

Can you do it fast? I'll be late for
class.

Bless you, my son.

Thanks. I love you.

Hi, Zachary.

You're looking well.

I have a zit. Could you eradicate it,
please?

What the hell do you mean you have to
investigate?

Look, you think I like this?

But I'm a priest.

If somebody reports a stigmata... You
are not calling your people in here to

investigate my son. Hey, I want to
dismiss this.

I mean, what happens if he's declared a
saint? I have to take orders from the

little bugger?

You think I want that?

Now, you've got to give me something to
go with.

And it better be better than blisters.

You're not calling in your inquisition
team.

Then, Jimmy, let us talk to the boy.

Maybe we can nip this today.

Otherwise, he doesn't have a choice
except to call his bishop.

I've read his little priest handbook.
Oh, you think you're so funny.

Please, trust us.

Kenny.

Do me a favor. Go get Zach.

Yes, sir.

What the hell is this?

He's blessing them.

He's healing acne and promising better
grades.

I'm about to break it up, but I thought
you should see this first.

They really believe he's the chosen one?
No.

But, uh, what could it hurt? All right,
everybody, break it up. Back to your

home rooms you go.

That's enough.

But I haven't been blessed yet. Get
blessed at recess.

If you haven't got a pass, stay out of
the hallway. Let's go.

Keep moving.

Keep going on.

Beck, Minister Novotny and Father
Barrett would like to talk to you.

She's back.

She's back.

I'm sorry I take you to volleyball.

No man shall trouble me, because I bear
the marks of Jesus on my body.

Will you do me a favor? I have an
emergency.

What kind?

I need you to come to my house.

Well, we need him to come with us first.

Okay? Come on, Sam. I bear the marks of
Jesus on my body.

So I hear.

Once I had an earache. I thought it was
a sign from God. Turned out it was

whack.

So his hands just started to bleed.

Well, that's what they say, but who
knows?

Protestants are into special effects
these days.

That's how they get their TV contracts.

Do you ever listen to yourself when you
speak?

Praying is not enough these days, Henry.

People want production values.

Well, I'm telling you, this could be
trouble.

Stigmata, Weeping Madonna, towns have
been flipping out over this.

If the church gives this stigmata thing
any credibility, watch out.

What?

Rome's not going to be a quiet, ordinary
little town anymore.

Character.

When you were watching the swan get hit,
your mother said that you started

squeezing the hockey stick real hard.

Yes. Is that how you got the blisters?

Yes. And I also helped dig the grave for
the swan, and I was squeezing the

shovel. And your hands bled from these
blisters yesterday.

The blisters were healed.

Are you sure?

Maybe you just thought they were all
better.

No, they were healed.

Swear to God. You want me to? No, no,
that's okay.

Were you holding anything sharp while
you were praying?

No. Zach, why do you think your hand
started bleeding?

I don't know.

All right, come on.

Don't be afraid like that. It's all
right. Can I go? Yes, you can go.

Be afraid.

I have to tell the bishop. What?

The boy wasn't a hysteric.

There is no medical explanation.

I have to inform the bishop. What will
he do?

Well, he'll convene a theological
commission. Like hell, I'll let you talk

him, and that is it. Jimmy, listen to
me.

They are not interested in finding
anything supernatural.

Their mission is to find a nice,
acceptable, earthly cause.

I mean, forget about it. No, still, we
don't want him subjected to... Jill,

is the fastest way to get this thing
behind us.

I promise you.

I'm getting flooded with calls about an
apparition and Zachary Brock.

Yeah, we're still checking it out.
What's all this?

Security. I'm the mayor. I want to live.

Now, what's with Zach?

Uh, all we know is that his hand started
bleeding while he was praying.

The botany and Father Barrett are
orgasmic.

Well, let me know.

The Christians are scared.

What next?

It's insane.

Calm down, Timmy.

Jill, how can we do this?

We're going to let him become the object
of some holy inquisition. They just

want to ask him a few questions. Yeah,
right, sure. Well, suppose they declare

him to be one of these Stig things. What
then?

What are you going to say to the chosen
one when he asks for a bigger allowance?

According to Father Barrett, they'll
explain it away with some earthly... Why

are we even submitting to it? Who cares
what they think? It's ridiculous.

We're submitting to it because the
rumors are flying all over town.

People are calling your office. People
are calling here.

Helen Lewis wants Zach to fix her
gallbladder. And the fastest way to put

squash on the whole thing is for the
bishop to come here and tell us that

nothing. What if he is a stigmatic?

I've been reading up on it. There are
documented cases. There are supposedly

living stigmatics today.

That's nonsense.

You don't believe that crap.

Well, Daddy, maybe you should read this.
These people aren't kooks and nuts.

If it really happened, if it ever really
happened...

We would know about it. It happened to
the priest in Virginia.

His wrist started to bleed. Same thing
that happened to Zach.

That was on the news.

There are medical treatises on
stigmatas, too.

Hands and feet suddenly bleeding.

Now, it usually happens to people who
are very religious with a

Will you listen to her?

Could you listen?

Now, we know Zach. He's been like an
open cavity when it comes to God and

religion. And aside from him being a
little young, he fits the profile

exactly... Kimberly, honey, do you
really believe Zach has the wounds of

I don't know.

I'm wondering.

This crosses the line from faith to
insanity, and you should know better.

Do you believe in the resurrection?

What?

that Jesus died and then came back to
life. Do you believe that? It has

to do with that.

Well, coming back from the dead is a
bigger trick than a hand bleeding.

Do you think the resurrection happened?

I don't know. I wasn't there.

Do you believe in the second coming?

You see, now these are the kind of
questions Zach is going to be getting if

let him go through with this. No, Daddy,
I'm just trying to make sense of it,

just like you.

Now, Christians believe in the second
coming, that Christ will return.

We're Christians, so I guess, in theory,
we believe this, right?

Um, right.

Well, that's a pretty big miracle, that
Christ will one day walk the earth

again. If we believe that, how can we
automatically disbelieve the stigmatic

thing?

Especially after there's already been
documented cases.

We can disbelieve it because it's crap.

And it's all evidence of how dangerous
and how ridiculous organized religion

be.

Okay.

The crap theory.

Got it.

This is my brother, Mark.

This is the kid.

Can you help my brother?

They say he's going to die.

I don't know.

I'm new at this.

Can you, like, bless him or something?

Yeah. I think.

I'm not sure, but I think I should touch
his head and we should

pray silent with our eyes closed.

Okay.

Okay, Mark, close your eyes.

Hey.

Can this work?

I don't know.

I've never done it before.

Okay.

Now, close your eyes.

Okay.

They're down there in the living room.

You scared?

What if it's like the exorcist?

It won't be.

Maybe they just want to ask you some
questions.

Why is everybody so upset?

I didn't hurt anybody.

This is religion, Zach.

It's supposed to get people upset.

That's the whole point.

We were told nothing about a medical
examination.

Well, we'd like to resolve this matter
quickly with one visit.

Their hospital has agreed to let us use
their radiology department, and we have

a staff of... What? Excuse me, what?

Dr. Brock, we get hundreds of reports
every year concerning stigmatics. We

authenticate... No, no, you're not
poking and probing my son.

Of course, when this sort of thing
involves a child, well, naturally, the

parents become quite concerned.

Nobody wants their little boy to be
anointed as a saint.

Makes it tough to get him to take out
the garbage.

If you're finding humor in this, you
should know that I'm not.

My point is, I understand that you do
not want your son to be a saint.

An angel from time to time, but not a
saint. Am I correct?

Very correct.

Well, here's our problem.

Thus far, you have proffered blisters as
the sole medical cause.

According to our physicians, that's
rather unlikely.

Most of the claims we receive turn out
to be self -inflicted.

However, Reverend Novotny disputes that
possibility in this instance.

I assume you do as well.

If you told us that the wounds were self
-inflicted, well, as the

boy's mother and doctor, we'd have to
accept that, wouldn't we? We could leave

right away.

Were these wounds self -inflicted, Dr.
Brock?

Were Zachary's wounds...

self -inflicted, Dr. Park.

No, they were not.

Which leaves us with quite a mystery.

Now, customarily, we find that the more
thorough our testing, the less divine

the explanation turns out to be.

So, with your permission, we'd like to
take Zachary down to Thayer Hospital.

I think that would be best.

Don't you agree?

to be quiet. We anticipate a riot. This
common crowd is

much too loud.

Tell the barbs who sing your song that
they are fools and they are wrong.

started bleeding in a church, period.

Reports are that it was completely
spontaneous as he stared at the

A coincidence, according to the doctors.

Deputy Lacos assures me that everything
is very earthly.

Sorry to disappoint you.

If we learn anything more, we'll let you
know. I'm afraid there really isn't

much of a story. Thank you.

I

didn't

say everything was definitely earthly.

You want this place to become a mecca?

So you're trying to protect the town.

I'm trying to protect the boy.

They found nothing? Nothing medical.

What is that supposed to mean? I don't
know, Jimmy. They didn't share their

findings with me, okay? All I know is
that radiology tests, everything's fine,

everything's normal.

He doesn't have an alien growing inside
of him.

Poor kid.

He's 11.

Well, hopefully this will all be over by
tomorrow.

Where is he now? I don't know. Playing
with his friends, I hope.

Like any normal 11 -year -old boy.

The Lord

will

guard your life.

I lift my eyes to the mountains.

I help us from the Lord.

who created heaven and earth.

The Lord is your guardian.

The Lord will guard your life, both now
and forever.

He's got a million of them.

Jack, it's great that you want to help
them, but next time you should not.

They knew we were coming. Well, you
could still ring the doorbell.

I'm not trying to be a saint.

I just want to cheer them up.

Sometimes the mind can heal.

It's all on PBS.

Yeah, well, my cable's out.

Zach, I want you to go right home and go
to bed, okay?

I'm going to be okay, pal. Got a bump,
but I don't think he has a concussion.

You see?

This is what religion does. Oh, Jimmy.

We threw the rock.

We've narrowed it down to three kids.
Narrow it down more than file charges.

I told you.

I told you that if we did this... Jimmy,
calm down.

No, this is what organized religion is
all about.

Hatred, throwing stones, killing... He
doesn't mean that. Yes, he does!

You're not a saint.

You're a boy, an 11 -year -old with
blisters. You're not a saint.

What if Jesus was showing me a sign?

Jesus is a fake.

It's a stupid myth.

This whole thing is stupid.

You mean he wasn't the son of God?

Come on, take me up.

People, disperse! Go home, now!

Disperse!

So Jesus was fake?

Sorry, I never knew I thought that.

But you do.

At your age, you're just finding out
that's what you believe?

I've never been pushed in the corner
with it before.

You know me and God, Jill.

Leave him out there, keep him illusory.
That way he stays almighty.

You don't believe in him either?

No, no, I believe in him.

No, you don't.

You believe in the concept of God, but
you don't believe in him.

Well, I think I do.

Do you think he's in this room right
now, listening to this?

I don't know.

think about whether he's ever in the
room?

Not much, no.

Are you afraid to think about it because
of what you might conclude?

Is that why you got so angry?

This is hard, Jimmy.

It's not like we're such a religious
family, but this is hard.

It's important to you that I believe in
Jesus and God?

Yes.

And it's important that I think I know
who you are. It's pretty fundamental.

I promise you.

I heard it for the first time as it came
out of my mouth.

We have to talk to the kids.

We have to be honest.

You've been putting up that Christmas
tree every year.

We have to be honest.

Little I tell them.

The truth.

You don't have to be scared, Zachary.

You're Frank the Potato Man.

You're dead.

I came back to tell you.

You don't have to be afraid.

Are you... Are you him?

Who?

Jesus.

I'm Frank Teacher.

How come you're coming back from the
dead?

This is all a dream.

You'll wake up shortly in your bed and
your mother and father will be there.

All you have to remember about this
dream is that it's... It's okay

to believe in him.

To trust your faith.

Jesus is really... Frank the Potato Man?

I don't know.

I suspect he comes back in different
ways for different people, maybe in

sometimes, so they can get his message
without thinking they've gone crazy.

You don't have to be a saint, Zach, or a
prophet.

You could just be a boy who loves to
play hockey and is nice to swans.

It's okay to be a kid.

Will you ever come back as yourself?

As Jesus?

I'm a frank teacher.

Don't come back as Jesus.

They'll kill you.

It's time to wake up, Ansel.

Honey.

Honey, it's okay.

It's okay. You were just having a dream.

You okay, pal?

Zach, listen, before you go to school,
Daddy and I want to talk to all of you.

So if you could come down for breakfast,
okay?

Okay.

Okay.

I want... I need to explain my little
outburst yesterday.

Now, you've all heard me say many times
that, um...

You know, I believe in God, but the God
should be kept out there somewhere. We

shouldn't be getting in the same room
with him.

Well, I've been sort of this week forced
into that room

to confront what I believe and what I
don't.

And I'm afraid I've been misleading you
and myself.

I'm an agnostic.

Do you know what that means?

It's like an atheist.

No, an atheist is someone who doesn't
believe in God. An agnostic just doesn't

know.

He's confused.

Agnostics supposedly believe that God is
improbable.

Is that you? You think he's improbable?

What about Jesus?

I think Jesus was a good man and a good
teacher.

And I believe very much in his message.

But you don't think he's the son of God?

No, I don't.

Then how did he walk on water?

Or change water into wine?

Or raise the dead?

I don't think he did any of those
things.

I think that was the legend created by
imaginative gospels.

So you don't believe a person has a
soul?

And when someone dies, they're just
dead.

They go into nothingness.

Daddy needs for things to make sense.

And we disagree on this. I believe that
the whole point of faith is to keep on

believing even when things don't make
sense.

We differ on this.

And I just wanted to tell you to let you
know what I believe.

You can believe whatever you choose.

Jesus could ever come to a person in a
dream?

Um, I suppose it's possible.

Even if the fifth just blisters, it can
still be a sign from God to help people,

couldn't it?

Mm -hmm.

I think that's possible, too.

Well, maybe I was given a sign to help.

Dad.

There's some truly fantastic news, Jill.
Your son's no saint. What happened? We

concluded it was only psychogenic.

The stress, not only over the swan, but
also his mother being convicted of

manslaughter, very traumatic.

They can make his hands bleed?

It's not typical, but the doctors say
yes.

Evidently, severe emotional distress can
affect spontaneous bruising because he

had the underlying blisters and the
weakened skin. The blood broke through.

official finding of the church is
natural causes.

Thank you for indulging us, doctor.

I'm glad it was the result we all hoped
for. Yes. Thank you.

Well, Jack.

Congratulations.

You're normal.

Great.

What happened?

Well, nothing really.

Nothing that's an emergency.

The boys were playing soccer, waiting
for the school bus, and suddenly just

out of the house and joined them.

What's

going

on, Dr. Brock?

Should I get him to the hospital?

And one more big breath.

All right, very good. We're done.

Well, his energy's certainly up, but
there's nothing to be concerned about.

Jill.

He's acting healed.

He still has the leukemia.

But it's possible there's been some
remission, and that accounts for the

strength.

Or psychologically, having all those
kids visit, it certainly could have

him a lift. A lift?

Yesterday he could barely walk, and
today he's playing soccer. Well, I hope

there's been a remission, but I want to
check him into Thayer.

I want to do some tests.

But we're not using the M word.

I'd like to, but not yet.

Mom, can we get a hot dog?

I really want a hot dog.

Zach? How you doing?

Good.

I'm glad it's over.

Being a saint kind of sucked.

But I'm going to keep blessing Dad,
though.

I think he needs it.

I think you could be right.

It could be a remission. Cancer
sometimes does that, just goes into

Yes, it does.

For no medical reason.

Happens quite a lot, really. I hope it's
happened here.

He was a great kid, that Mark Burton.

Yeah, he was a great kid.

And you know, I bet Zach did help him
psychologically, bringing all those kids

over. I bet he did.

Yeah.

Can Jesus come to you in a dream? That's
what Zach asked. I wonder where he got

that. Yeah.

I bet it did help him bring those kids
over.

Yeah, I bet it did.