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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,340 --> 00:00:09,060 Hold it, Dave. Hold it. Are you okay? 2 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:11,580 I'm fine. Just get me out, please. 3 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:14,240 All right, we're going to get you out, but just ease up because you're going to 4 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:16,420 make this truck roll. Just get me out. We'll get you out. 5 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:20,260 Ease back in. We'll get you out in a minute. My leg is stuck. All right, 6 00:00:20,500 --> 00:00:23,120 Hold Rome's toe and get a flatbed. You must be hit a patch of ice. 7 00:00:24,300 --> 00:00:26,980 Kenny, be careful. You don't want it sliding on top of you. I got it. 8 00:00:27,300 --> 00:00:28,600 Kenny, don't stand back there. 9 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:30,340 If I don't steady it, it might slide. 10 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:48,380 still claims he was just taking it to the other side of the property to bury 11 00:01:49,340 --> 00:01:50,340 At night? 12 00:01:50,940 --> 00:01:53,600 Why was his stomach cut open and how did the cow die? 13 00:01:54,340 --> 00:01:56,000 Well, I don't know, but what do you want to do? 14 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:57,240 Investigate a dead cow? 15 00:01:58,540 --> 00:01:59,540 Alien DNA. 16 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:05,160 They injected into cows. It's going on at David Pastor's farm. I know it. What 17 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:06,160 are you talking about? 18 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:09,360 I'm talking about cows being experimented on with DNA from aliens. 19 00:02:10,060 --> 00:02:13,620 It happens. I think it happened here. That's why David Pastor tried to bury 20 00:02:13,620 --> 00:02:15,240 animal at night so people wouldn't find out. 21 00:02:16,420 --> 00:02:18,860 DNA from alien creatures? 22 00:02:19,460 --> 00:02:22,340 Don't look at me like that. I'm not a nut. The FBI's been all over Delta Glen 23 00:02:22,340 --> 00:02:23,340 for the last week. 24 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:26,560 They first thought the cows were being injected with some bovine growth 25 00:02:26,620 --> 00:02:27,980 Turns out it was something else. What? 26 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:32,080 Well, I don't know what for sure, but I play table hockey with Bernie Toews, the 27 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:35,060 Delta Glen coroner. He told me there's talk of alien DNA. 28 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:38,160 There were two murders up there last week. 29 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:41,280 plus a mysterious plane crash with a doctor who was injecting kids with some 30 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:43,860 mysterious vitamin drug which turned some of them into teenage rapists. 31 00:02:44,340 --> 00:02:46,420 What does this have to do with David Pasture's cows? 32 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:50,280 Last year, I went out there on an emergency, okay? 33 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:54,220 Grant Savage was out of town, David knew I'd done some vet work, and he called 34 00:02:54,220 --> 00:02:57,660 me. It was very strange. He had, like, this laboratory. 35 00:02:58,180 --> 00:03:01,480 Remember Gene LaVanche in the methane gas chamber? Well, this facility made 36 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:03,700 look like a 4 -H project. It was a mini -hospital. 37 00:03:04,060 --> 00:03:06,100 And they were very concerned about this cow. 38 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:09,920 More than milk produce was at stake, I could tell. And there were technicians, 39 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:12,960 and they were very, very mysterious. They didn't want me asking questions. 40 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:14,800 Why didn't you say something before? 41 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:16,400 I didn't know what to say. 42 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:17,760 But now it makes sense. 43 00:03:18,300 --> 00:03:19,740 They're doing the same thing that Dr. 44 00:03:20,020 --> 00:03:23,760 Larson was doing over in Delta Glen. Those cows are being injected with 45 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:27,700 something. Something is strange about that farm, Jimmy. He's got a lot of high 46 00:03:27,700 --> 00:03:29,940 -tech security. I don't know what his produce is. 47 00:03:30,420 --> 00:03:33,900 And David Pastor has been pretty flush. How's he making all this money? 48 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:37,040 Call the FBI. 49 00:03:37,620 --> 00:03:38,920 Test that dead cow. 50 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:41,480 What? You know where it's buried? 51 00:03:42,140 --> 00:03:42,999 I do. 52 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,520 I helped him take it to the gravesite. 53 00:03:44,940 --> 00:03:45,940 Dig it up. 54 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:47,800 Almost got it, man. 55 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:52,260 Never exhumed livestock before. This is excellent. 56 00:03:53,740 --> 00:03:55,500 That's a big one. This is crazy. 57 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:57,740 I'll have to get it back to my office. I'll test it there. 58 00:03:58,280 --> 00:03:59,280 It's big, Kenny. 59 00:03:59,860 --> 00:04:00,719 It's big. 60 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:01,638 How we doing? 61 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:02,640 Serious. Bring your mortar. 62 00:04:03,340 --> 00:04:04,440 All right. Nice and easy. 63 00:04:04,990 --> 00:04:06,530 Get her down easy. No bruising. 64 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:13,530 I promised myself I'd never come back to this town. 65 00:04:14,470 --> 00:04:15,409 Agent Morrell. 66 00:04:15,410 --> 00:04:16,529 Ah, bovine injections. 67 00:04:16,850 --> 00:04:20,430 You call the FBI because the local farmer is giving his cow flu shots. 68 00:04:20,709 --> 00:04:23,790 It's not flu shots. We've been informed that some in Delta Glen have been 69 00:04:23,790 --> 00:04:26,270 injected with some kind of alien DNA. 70 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:29,810 You're mistaken. Well, then what was the FBI doing in Delta Glen? What about the 71 00:04:29,810 --> 00:04:32,450 teenage rapist and the plane crash and the people in Red Fox that won't eat 72 00:04:32,450 --> 00:04:33,450 meat? I want answers. 73 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:36,380 You remember Carter Pike, our coroner? 74 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:39,680 Test turned up negative, but that cow's been dead more than a week. I need a 75 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:43,100 live sample. What happened to the Delta Glen cows? There was no finding of alien 76 00:04:43,100 --> 00:04:44,860 DNA with any Delta Glen cow. 77 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:48,640 Well, Carter says that there's a mysterious laboratory here in Rome where 78 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:49,519 they're doing something. 79 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:52,540 David Pastor, he doesn't sell milk, he doesn't sell beef. His cows stay indoors 80 00:04:52,540 --> 00:04:55,700 most of the time, and there's a high -tech lab. I'm not just a medical 81 00:04:55,700 --> 00:04:58,380 I have investigative skills. Tell him, Max, I should be deputized. 82 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:01,760 Well, there was the... 83 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:04,200 Federal methane gas program which utilizes cows. 84 00:05:04,420 --> 00:05:08,580 Gene Levanchi, cow flatulence, global warming, 19 million, dancing bandit. You 85 00:05:08,580 --> 00:05:09,479 let her get away. 86 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:10,480 Carter. 87 00:05:11,340 --> 00:05:15,140 Are you aware of any other federal programs that could be a secret? Some 88 00:05:15,140 --> 00:05:16,580 that David Pasture could be involved with? 89 00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:18,640 No. Cover up. 90 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:20,080 Excuse me. 91 00:05:20,140 --> 00:05:21,140 Go away. 92 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:24,860 Well, what was going on in Delta Glen? 93 00:05:25,420 --> 00:05:29,280 That's an unsolved case and it doesn't involve you. Now, where did you find the 94 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:30,280 dead animal? 95 00:05:31,190 --> 00:05:35,190 in the back of a truck with its stomach cut open. I did some blood work, but 96 00:05:35,190 --> 00:05:36,950 nothing. I need to test a living cow. 97 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:40,250 That man is up to something, and I can prove it. We'll test one of his living 98 00:05:40,250 --> 00:05:43,130 cows. We'd need a warrant. Can you get us a federal warrant? 99 00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:46,170 Well, I could, but it'd be much faster just to go to your local magistrate. 100 00:05:47,950 --> 00:05:49,410 Are you out of your mind? 101 00:05:49,890 --> 00:05:51,150 I just want to test one. 102 00:05:51,590 --> 00:05:55,130 An unspecified inoculant was already found in the Delta Glen cows. We just... 103 00:05:55,130 --> 00:05:56,290 think you should be tested. 104 00:05:56,610 --> 00:05:57,610 Your Honor. 105 00:05:57,630 --> 00:06:01,770 The cows in Delta Glen were in fact injected with some form of synthetic the 106 00:06:01,770 --> 00:06:02,770 investigated. 107 00:06:03,490 --> 00:06:07,390 Given Carter's description of Mr. Pasture's lab, there's reason to suspect 108 00:06:07,390 --> 00:06:09,010 something strange is going on there. 109 00:06:09,630 --> 00:06:11,570 Aliens? We're not saying that. 110 00:06:12,650 --> 00:06:18,290 It's just... He keeps his cows inside a place that looks like NASA. 111 00:06:19,090 --> 00:06:20,430 We just want to check it out. 112 00:06:23,730 --> 00:06:25,670 I'll give you a warrant to take one cow. 113 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,200 Ridiculous. 114 00:06:35,220 --> 00:06:38,040 See? What kind of cow farm is this kind of prevailing? 115 00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:39,640 Let's get some bus again, okay? 116 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:42,400 Jimmy. David. 117 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:45,040 I want to switch the premises and confiscate a cow. 118 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:47,220 What? Could you take us to your barn? 119 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:49,700 You can't do this. This is an invasion of privacy. 120 00:06:49,940 --> 00:06:51,140 That's why we have the warrant, David. 121 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:52,400 Let's go, please. 122 00:07:06,700 --> 00:07:09,260 You treat your cows right, Dave. I'd like to know the point of this. 123 00:07:10,940 --> 00:07:14,560 What do you do with these cows, Dave? I breed them. They're my cows. I can do 124 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:15,560 whatever I want with them. 125 00:07:15,780 --> 00:07:17,560 Look, what the hell are you people looking for? 126 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:20,620 I don't know. 127 00:07:21,020 --> 00:07:23,280 Jimmy, take a look. 128 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:39,250 I work for Mr. Pastor. 129 00:07:40,150 --> 00:07:41,150 Doing what? 130 00:07:41,330 --> 00:07:42,550 I look after the cows. 131 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:44,330 I'm a veterinarian. 132 00:07:45,050 --> 00:07:47,350 I know what he's up to. Let me interrogate. I'll break him, Jimmy. 133 00:07:47,570 --> 00:07:48,570 Carter. 134 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,590 You have eight cows and one vet. 135 00:07:52,310 --> 00:07:55,590 I can tend to my animals however I see fit. I'm not breaking any laws. 136 00:08:05,210 --> 00:08:06,670 Max, Kenny, take a cow. 137 00:08:07,030 --> 00:08:08,030 Which one? 138 00:08:11,690 --> 00:08:12,690 No, not that one. 139 00:08:13,630 --> 00:08:17,610 She's not feeling well. She's had some colic, and she doesn't belong to me. 140 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:20,210 Well, take this one over here. Take Sandy. 141 00:08:20,890 --> 00:08:22,090 No, we're taking that one. 142 00:08:22,850 --> 00:08:23,970 This one is sick, Jimmy. 143 00:08:24,230 --> 00:08:25,970 Please. She's a boarder. You can't. 144 00:08:26,330 --> 00:08:27,870 We're taking that cow, Dave. 145 00:08:28,270 --> 00:08:29,270 Go. 146 00:08:30,390 --> 00:08:31,390 What's her name? 147 00:08:32,650 --> 00:08:33,650 Wanda. 148 00:08:33,750 --> 00:08:35,409 That'll go, Wanda. Come on. Let's go. 149 00:08:55,340 --> 00:08:56,340 Ginny was an alien. 150 00:08:56,640 --> 00:09:00,300 She said she was abducted. Honey, Ginny wasn't an alien, and please don't talk 151 00:09:00,300 --> 00:09:03,520 about dead people at the table, okay? I think Mayor Pugin was abducted. 152 00:09:03,780 --> 00:09:06,360 I still don't believe he just blew up. Come on. 153 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:10,000 Is it legal to experiment on cows? I mean, it's bad enough we have to 154 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,280 them for meat, but now we're experimenting on them, too? 155 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:15,800 Excuse me? 156 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:21,880 Rachel, come on in. I'm really sorry to intrude. 157 00:09:22,670 --> 00:09:24,950 But, Jimmy, that was my cow you took. 158 00:09:25,870 --> 00:09:28,910 What? Wanda, what's this all about? 159 00:09:29,850 --> 00:09:34,070 Rachel, there is some suspicion that David Pastor has been injecting these 160 00:09:34,070 --> 00:09:37,110 with illegal drugs. Now, we're just doing a quick blood test. 161 00:09:37,350 --> 00:09:38,350 We'll be done tomorrow. 162 00:09:38,510 --> 00:09:39,910 And then I can have her back. Yes. 163 00:09:40,210 --> 00:09:41,210 Please don't delay. 164 00:09:41,470 --> 00:09:43,490 This animal is so important to me. 165 00:09:44,630 --> 00:09:45,630 Okay. 166 00:09:46,270 --> 00:09:47,270 Thank you. 167 00:09:49,190 --> 00:09:51,610 I'm sorry I intruded. 168 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:04,560 Very interesting. 169 00:10:05,740 --> 00:10:06,920 Very interesting. 170 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,040 Yes, it's riveting. Just give me the results. 171 00:10:09,420 --> 00:10:12,200 Please don't bait me during an examination. It compromises the work. 172 00:10:13,260 --> 00:10:16,760 Has the cow been injected with a synthetic? 173 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:19,000 Been injected with progesterone. What's that? 174 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:20,279 A hormone. 175 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:22,000 Her urine is also loaded with estrogen. 176 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:23,280 Which means what? 177 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:26,010 Which means this cow is pregnant. I think they're breeding some kind of 178 00:10:26,010 --> 00:10:26,929 mutant calf. 179 00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:27,930 Oh, please. 180 00:10:28,070 --> 00:10:30,350 Don't oh, please me. I did two years of veterinary school. 181 00:10:30,590 --> 00:10:33,470 I went into this animal's genitalia, and I'll tell you something else, big boy. 182 00:10:33,570 --> 00:10:34,810 This cow is a virgin. 183 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:36,290 What? You heard me. 184 00:10:36,830 --> 00:10:38,090 Then how did she get pregnant? 185 00:10:38,390 --> 00:10:39,390 My point exactly. 186 00:10:45,190 --> 00:10:47,990 It's in vitro. That's how all cattle are bred these days. 187 00:10:48,470 --> 00:10:49,470 Is this true? 188 00:10:50,210 --> 00:10:51,210 Actually, yes. 189 00:10:51,330 --> 00:10:52,330 Yes? 190 00:10:52,570 --> 00:10:55,770 It's unusual for one person, a non -cattle rancher, to breed this way, 191 00:10:55,810 --> 00:10:57,450 especially with a Holstein. What are you up to? 192 00:10:58,050 --> 00:10:59,290 It's an embryo transplant. 193 00:10:59,670 --> 00:11:02,330 She may be a Holstein, but she's carrying an Angus. 194 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:03,770 I beg your pardon? 195 00:11:04,090 --> 00:11:08,330 Well, this is how champion cattle are bred. You take the eggs and the sperm 196 00:11:08,330 --> 00:11:10,770 the prize animals and you implant them into the cheap cows. 197 00:11:11,230 --> 00:11:14,890 Why? So you don't put the expensive ones at risk with a pregnancy. It's done 198 00:11:14,890 --> 00:11:15,950 that way all the time in Australia. 199 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:19,230 Then why are you being so secret about it? 200 00:11:19,710 --> 00:11:22,150 Well, you're the ones that are making the big deal here, not me. 201 00:11:23,830 --> 00:11:24,830 Give her the cow. 202 00:11:24,950 --> 00:11:25,950 I have more tests. 203 00:11:26,190 --> 00:11:27,190 Give her the cow. 204 00:11:28,090 --> 00:11:29,090 It's unbelievable. 205 00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:30,950 Thank you. 206 00:11:32,490 --> 00:11:35,270 Come on, Wanda. Come on, sweetie, back to the barn. 207 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:37,830 That's my girl. 208 00:11:40,970 --> 00:11:43,210 So I guess this is all innocent? 209 00:11:43,830 --> 00:11:45,010 It isn't innocent. 210 00:11:45,610 --> 00:11:49,250 I asked to borrow some of his cows for the caroling pageant. 211 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:50,640 You know ambiance? 212 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,160 And he wouldn't give me one. 213 00:11:52,460 --> 00:11:56,700 The man raises cattle, and he won't give me one cow for Christmas. A pig. 214 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:57,920 He's not just a vet. 215 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:02,820 Who? This is Dr. Marin. He's also a molecular biologist trained in genetic 216 00:12:02,820 --> 00:12:06,580 engineering. I checked him out. But why would he be working for David Pastor? On 217 00:12:06,580 --> 00:12:07,580 Rachel's cow? 218 00:12:07,980 --> 00:12:10,540 Maybe they are breeding some kind of altered calves. 219 00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:11,900 Oh, that's ridiculous. 220 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:13,640 The trader called from the morgue. 221 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:16,380 It's something big. Back to the morgue? He's a nut. 222 00:12:16,580 --> 00:12:17,580 Come on. 223 00:12:17,930 --> 00:12:19,550 He's probably going to tell us the cow's a lesbian. 224 00:12:21,670 --> 00:12:22,670 Yeah, I don't know. 225 00:12:22,930 --> 00:12:23,930 Yeah, hold on. 226 00:12:24,090 --> 00:12:25,090 Oh, 227 00:12:25,910 --> 00:12:26,910 great. 228 00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:31,410 Jimmy, I went back into this deadbeat, and this cow was pregnant, too. 229 00:12:31,930 --> 00:12:35,870 And get this. That stomach wound, that was a C -section. This animal died 230 00:12:35,870 --> 00:12:36,870 an emergency C -section. 231 00:12:37,950 --> 00:12:39,050 What the hell's going on? 232 00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:40,510 Where's the calf? 233 00:12:41,310 --> 00:12:43,670 You were in the barn. This cow gave birth. Where's the calf? 234 00:12:43,950 --> 00:12:47,310 He's got to be hiding something, Jimmy. He told us she died of colic. 235 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:51,860 Maybe a cow with two udders to boost milk production or five legs for that 236 00:12:51,860 --> 00:12:53,900 slice of beef. But they're doing something strange. 237 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:55,320 Get out there. 238 00:13:15,790 --> 00:13:18,770 I should be deputized on this. You should wait in the car. Hey, I broke 239 00:13:18,770 --> 00:13:20,110 case, big boy. Don't insult me. 240 00:13:20,810 --> 00:13:23,570 You're a mariner. You should wait in the car. Quiet, please. 241 00:13:24,010 --> 00:13:26,530 What are you people doing here? We board animals here. We heard there was 242 00:13:26,530 --> 00:13:27,489 trouble. 243 00:13:27,490 --> 00:13:28,490 Just stay here. 244 00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:29,590 Let's go. 245 00:13:32,430 --> 00:13:34,290 All right, freeze. 246 00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:40,250 Freeze. Please get out. She's in labor. 247 00:13:40,450 --> 00:13:42,670 As soon as she delivers, you can place these men under arrest. 248 00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:49,340 She wasn't at full term. You induced it. 249 00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:53,080 Miss Carrie, probably because of all the stress that you people brought on. Now, 250 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:56,280 please leave the room. I'm not leaving the room. Jimmy. I'm staying. We've got 251 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:57,440 trouble. There could be a breach. What? 252 00:13:57,740 --> 00:14:00,940 Give me the forceps. I need an extra pair of hands here. I can do this. 253 00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:03,020 I'm not just a medical examiner. I can deliver cows. 254 00:14:03,420 --> 00:14:04,179 I'm coming. 255 00:14:04,180 --> 00:14:07,620 Jimmy, please get out. I'm staying. I'm going to go rest. You understand that, 256 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,680 David? I'm coming. 257 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:10,239 What's up? 258 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,200 Get ready. Be careful. Here comes... 259 00:14:14,900 --> 00:14:16,160 Oh, my God. Here it comes. 260 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:17,780 Here it comes. 261 00:14:18,060 --> 00:14:19,800 Here it comes. 262 00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:23,380 Oh, my God. 263 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,600 Oh, my God. 264 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,600 It's a boy. You've got a beautiful son. 265 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,040 Clamp, clamp, clamp. 266 00:14:40,060 --> 00:14:41,060 It's a boy. 267 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:59,560 say it's human so you saw it come out of the cow okay okay wait wait max wait 268 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:05,760 slow down slow down now did um anybody else see this okay okay 269 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:12,660 uh place them under arrest i guess well 270 00:15:12,660 --> 00:15:17,960 there's got to be a law against it i think 271 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:24,030 all right Take the baby to Jill's for a checkup. 272 00:15:25,450 --> 00:15:26,470 Give him the rights. 273 00:15:27,090 --> 00:15:28,090 For what? 274 00:15:29,850 --> 00:15:30,850 For what? 275 00:15:31,370 --> 00:15:32,370 For what? 276 00:15:32,630 --> 00:15:34,830 You got human beings coming out of college here. 277 00:15:35,130 --> 00:15:36,690 Jimmy. No, no. 278 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:42,210 No, no, no, no, no. I am the sheriff. I will not... I will not have barnyard 279 00:15:42,210 --> 00:15:44,090 animals delivering humans. 280 00:15:44,330 --> 00:15:46,990 I will not stand for it. 281 00:15:48,010 --> 00:15:51,630 Carter, baby goes to Jill's. Everybody else, jail. 282 00:15:52,780 --> 00:15:54,300 No. No. 283 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:56,040 No. 284 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:04,740 What? 285 00:16:10,460 --> 00:16:17,060 Tell me. He's fine. He's... He's a perfectly... 286 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:20,400 human boy. 287 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:26,520 How can this be? 288 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:32,960 Well, they've been predicting this. They've said that animals could be used 289 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:39,580 gestation. They've been saying... My OBGYN friend, Dr. Christie, 290 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:44,880 in Winslow, she says that every time she picks up a newspaper, she expects to 291 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:45,900 see that this has happened. 292 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:47,840 And now it has. 293 00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:49,840 Are you telling me that a cow... 294 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,260 can carry and deliver a human child? 295 00:16:57,740 --> 00:16:58,740 Yes. 296 00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:00,360 You saw it, Jimmy. 297 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:04,360 It's happened. 298 00:17:08,180 --> 00:17:12,180 I have a problem with my uterus, so I can't bear children. 299 00:17:12,619 --> 00:17:18,640 So you chose a cow as a surrogate? A cow is better than a human surrogate. 300 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,819 How do you figure that? 301 00:17:22,839 --> 00:17:25,859 Well, First of all, it's cleaner legally. 302 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:30,900 I own the cow, so I don't have to go through what Carter went through with a 303 00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:32,380 surrogate changing her mind. 304 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,420 And medically, it's safer. 305 00:17:34,940 --> 00:17:37,240 I control the diet, the environment. 306 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:42,520 There's no secondhand smoke or alcohol or... Excuse me just one second. 307 00:17:42,740 --> 00:17:43,740 Are you a nut? 308 00:17:45,540 --> 00:17:51,100 Believe it or not, this is the future of fertility clinics. 309 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:53,640 It's not Rome's future. 310 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,020 There's got to be a law. 311 00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:01,340 Case number 32111. 312 00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:04,240 People versus Pastor, Marin, and Harry. 313 00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:09,180 Douglas Rambo for the defendants. And may I say, this is the best one yet. 314 00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:10,420 Oh, really? 315 00:18:11,420 --> 00:18:12,520 What have we got now? 316 00:18:12,820 --> 00:18:17,550 Your Honor, the defendants have been operating an unlicensed... and unlawful 317 00:18:17,550 --> 00:18:22,270 fertility and maternity clinic using cattle to gestate and deliver human 318 00:18:22,270 --> 00:18:23,270 children. 319 00:18:23,910 --> 00:18:25,090 I beg your pardon. 320 00:18:25,570 --> 00:18:27,410 I don't think I heard correctly. 321 00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:28,790 You heard right, Judge. 322 00:18:29,090 --> 00:18:31,150 The cow gave birth to a baby boy. 323 00:18:31,630 --> 00:18:33,230 Otter and son are doing fine. 324 00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:36,090 The breastfeeding possibilities are endless. 325 00:18:38,850 --> 00:18:39,850 A cow? 326 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:45,410 A human child was carried to term by a cow? 327 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:49,820 This is not a crime to bring a child into being from a bovine womb. 328 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:52,440 There's no law against this, especially in Wisconsin. 329 00:18:52,940 --> 00:18:57,800 To secure donor eggs and donor sperm for research, this is also completely 330 00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:03,500 legal. Research labs all over the country are experimenting on embryos. 331 00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:06,940 Honor, these people are operating a baby factory. Now, that is certainly 332 00:19:06,940 --> 00:19:10,220 illegal. Rachel Harris just had a son from one of his cows. 333 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:11,480 And he's darling. 334 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000 It's outrageous. 335 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:14,580 This is gross experiment. 336 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:19,180 You stay out of this. I want this facility shut down at once. 337 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:21,880 A baby. 338 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:24,440 From a cow. 339 00:19:24,660 --> 00:19:25,760 He's cute, Judge. 340 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,300 Got a little dimple. 341 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:28,920 I want this farm shut down. 342 00:19:29,180 --> 00:19:30,700 I want charges brought in. For what? 343 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:31,920 All right. 344 00:19:32,660 --> 00:19:36,780 Before I do anything, I want to conduct an evidentiary hearing to find out 345 00:19:36,780 --> 00:19:38,020 exactly how this works. 346 00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:40,500 Then I might quit. 347 00:19:41,350 --> 00:19:42,870 We're adjourned till 2 o 'clock. 348 00:19:44,930 --> 00:19:45,930 Oh, cow. 349 00:19:46,990 --> 00:19:47,990 Oh, cow. 350 00:19:50,470 --> 00:19:54,450 He checks out. You certainly have a healthy son. 351 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:57,130 Thank you. 352 00:19:59,070 --> 00:20:00,250 Can I ask? 353 00:20:00,530 --> 00:20:01,530 I can. 354 00:20:01,870 --> 00:20:02,870 Who's the father? 355 00:20:04,610 --> 00:20:05,610 I don't know. 356 00:20:05,930 --> 00:20:08,390 I went through a sperm bank, wrote the check. 357 00:20:08,610 --> 00:20:09,610 I don't know. 358 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:13,660 But do you think he looks a little like me? 359 00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:18,900 Rachel, if we weren't such good friends, I wouldn't be so blunt, but I just have 360 00:20:18,900 --> 00:20:21,220 to know, why this way? 361 00:20:24,980 --> 00:20:29,440 Menopause isn't far away, Jill, and I only have so many eggs left, and I want 362 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:30,440 another child. 363 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,260 Carter, you should go this route next time. 364 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:36,440 No, no, that's not for me. 365 00:20:38,350 --> 00:20:45,190 Aside from the ethical concerns I have, and I do have them, my child, his 366 00:20:45,190 --> 00:20:47,930 father's going to be Carter Pike. That's cause enough for schoolyard taunts. 367 00:20:48,270 --> 00:20:49,890 Imagine my telling him his mother's a cow. 368 00:20:51,470 --> 00:20:52,670 I'm this child's mother. 369 00:20:52,970 --> 00:20:53,970 Oh, I know. 370 00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,390 Oh, you know what I mean? 371 00:20:57,310 --> 00:21:01,910 Well, all I can say is that I've only held this little guy five minutes top so 372 00:21:01,910 --> 00:21:03,350 far, and it's already worth it. 373 00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:05,390 Has he been changed recently? 374 00:21:05,810 --> 00:21:07,430 Ten minutes ago, he peed on me. 375 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:09,740 You are going to be something. 376 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:13,940 Goodbye, honey. 377 00:21:14,980 --> 00:21:15,460 Is 378 00:21:15,460 --> 00:21:24,660 it 379 00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:25,880 true it came from a cow? 380 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:27,480 Yes. 381 00:21:29,140 --> 00:21:33,220 Matthew and Zach, they come to me about sex questions and religion and virgin 382 00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:35,440 birth stuff. What am I supposed to say about this? 383 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:37,160 Um... 384 00:21:37,780 --> 00:21:38,780 I'll talk to them. 385 00:21:40,540 --> 00:21:41,760 What are you going to tell them? 386 00:21:42,780 --> 00:21:44,220 I'll speak to the boys, Kimberly. 387 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,160 Okay, then what are you going to tell me? 388 00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:54,240 They say in ten years or so, if women want to have babies but they don't want 389 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,640 stop working, they can just do it this way. 390 00:21:57,520 --> 00:21:59,260 Transfer the embryos into a cow. 391 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:01,160 Is that really possible? 392 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,120 Medically, yes. 393 00:22:08,430 --> 00:22:09,470 Where's it going to stop? 394 00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:12,790 I don't know. 395 00:22:16,090 --> 00:22:18,370 I can't represent the cows. 396 00:22:18,730 --> 00:22:20,410 It would be a conflict of interest. 397 00:22:20,830 --> 00:22:24,470 I thought one of the main Jewish rules was be kind to animals. 398 00:22:25,410 --> 00:22:26,410 This is true. 399 00:22:27,050 --> 00:22:28,690 Well, this can't be kind. 400 00:22:29,630 --> 00:22:31,070 Don't the Jews care about cows? 401 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:35,730 Well, we don't take them as seriously as the Hindus, but we do care. 402 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:43,800 The thing is, Zach, the human race, we eat hamburgers, we wear leather shoes to 403 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:48,380 look nice, we conduct animal experiments to cure fatal diseases. 404 00:22:49,020 --> 00:22:53,760 Now, this is all very good for people, but not so good for the cow. 405 00:22:54,660 --> 00:22:57,680 And today, it is still the main rule. 406 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,220 People come first. 407 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:08,400 Let's start with the pregnancy. 408 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:10,540 How is this accomplished? 409 00:23:11,340 --> 00:23:13,780 Well, it's surprisingly simple. 410 00:23:14,420 --> 00:23:18,880 We harvest the female eggs, fertilize them, then observe them microscopically 411 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,140 until they reach the blastula or the morula stage. 412 00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:22,700 What does that mean? 413 00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:25,480 Basically, that means they become multicellular. 414 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:28,840 Then we bring a rabbit into estrus, usually with a hormonal injection. 415 00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:34,140 And once the cow goes into heat, we take the fertilized embryo out of the rabbit 416 00:23:34,140 --> 00:23:35,560 and implant it into the cow. 417 00:23:36,090 --> 00:23:37,090 How do you do that? 418 00:23:37,210 --> 00:23:40,950 It's also very simple. We inject the fertilized embryo into the cervix. 419 00:23:41,950 --> 00:23:45,450 And the animal carries the child to full term. That's correct. 420 00:23:45,770 --> 00:23:47,750 How can a cow be compatible? 421 00:23:48,190 --> 00:23:50,470 The cow is given hormone tablets, progesterone. 422 00:23:50,710 --> 00:23:52,010 And what about the blood supply? 423 00:23:53,050 --> 00:23:55,070 The baby can live off the cow's blood? 424 00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:57,790 No, the embryo is implanted with its own placenta. 425 00:23:58,210 --> 00:24:00,770 That means that the fetus can make its own blood. 426 00:24:01,010 --> 00:24:02,710 The blood systems are completely separate. 427 00:24:03,420 --> 00:24:06,780 The only thing the fetus needs from the cow are the amino acids, protein and 428 00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:07,940 sugar, which it gets. 429 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:13,280 How? Well, the nutritionist passed through the placenta to the fetus with 430 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:14,099 umbilical cord. 431 00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:15,600 There's no crime here, Judge. 432 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,260 Your Honor, the crime is these people are unlicensed. 433 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:22,020 He's not a doctor. This is a medical perversity. There's nothing perverse 434 00:24:22,020 --> 00:24:24,920 childbirth. Mr. Littleton, what charges are you bringing? 435 00:24:25,340 --> 00:24:28,620 operating an unlicensed facility is only... Your Honor, I'm not really 436 00:24:28,620 --> 00:24:32,040 interested in bringing any criminal sanctions against them. I'm speaking as 437 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:35,780 officer of the court, and as a matter of public policy, I'm asking you to shut 438 00:24:35,780 --> 00:24:36,780 this facility down. 439 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:41,560 Granted. Thank you, Your Honor. Just like that? No big speech first? 440 00:24:42,020 --> 00:24:43,020 Here's my speech. 441 00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:50,160 I happen to know that the National Institute of Health has passed 442 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:51,740 research with human embryos. 443 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:57,480 They have held it unacceptable for human embryos to be transferred to animals 444 00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:58,480 for gestation. 445 00:24:58,780 --> 00:25:03,300 I agree with that ruling, and I hereby shut this little baby farm down. 446 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,360 Well, we're not done yet, Judge. 447 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:08,520 Things are never so simple. Not in Rome, Wisconsin. 448 00:25:09,140 --> 00:25:10,140 What now? 449 00:25:10,460 --> 00:25:14,360 Seated behind me are six couples. I could introduce them later. You could 450 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:15,940 my brief. They're all listed. 451 00:25:16,780 --> 00:25:18,060 Why do I care? 452 00:25:18,820 --> 00:25:20,040 These couples... 453 00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:25,160 Also have cows impregnated with their children at Pastor Farm. If you shut 454 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:28,060 that facility, you jeopardize... Oh, no. 455 00:25:30,180 --> 00:25:32,960 How pregnant are these animals? 456 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:40,780 Well, only a few weeks, but... Your Honor, also in keeping with public 457 00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:43,460 I'd request that these pregnancies be terminated. 458 00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:47,140 What? They're in their first trimester. The state has an interest... Oh, wait a 459 00:25:47,140 --> 00:25:49,220 second, Henry. I'll be brief. 460 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,540 I'm all for stopping what's going on over there. But when you start talking 461 00:25:53,540 --> 00:25:55,900 about aborting human life... Dear 462 00:25:55,900 --> 00:26:02,760 God 463 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:07,560 in heaven, you will not fertilize any more embryos. 464 00:26:08,060 --> 00:26:13,920 As to the already pregnant cows, I'll hear arguments. 465 00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:16,540 Tomorrow, 10 o 'clock. 466 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:18,560 Then... 467 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,780 I really am quitting. 468 00:26:26,060 --> 00:26:30,260 Keep singing, kids. 469 00:26:30,540 --> 00:26:32,460 You're doing fine. Pay no attention. 470 00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:36,520 What's going on? 471 00:26:37,940 --> 00:26:38,980 What's going on? 472 00:26:39,700 --> 00:26:40,900 It's a sacrilege. 473 00:26:41,580 --> 00:26:43,800 Baby Jesus under the virgin cow. 474 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:46,660 I have a feeling this is just the beginning. 475 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:51,120 The whole town's going to become a circus because of this perversity. 476 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,420 How could this have happened? 477 00:26:53,840 --> 00:27:00,300 This is science, Henry. Try to look at it as medical progress. 478 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:10,480 Hi. 479 00:27:11,860 --> 00:27:12,860 Rachel. 480 00:27:13,980 --> 00:27:15,000 You're working late. 481 00:27:15,820 --> 00:27:18,320 Yeah, well, it's kind of hard to find case law on this one. 482 00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,500 You find this whole thing pretty perverse, don't you? 483 00:27:24,860 --> 00:27:25,860 Yes, I do. 484 00:27:28,860 --> 00:27:35,820 I... You know, with due respect to your position, I'd like you to consider 485 00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:36,820 these other parents. 486 00:27:38,620 --> 00:27:39,620 I have, Rachel. 487 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:42,880 Their children are living inside those animals. 488 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:47,700 My life has just been changed forever. 489 00:27:48,820 --> 00:27:55,440 And, well, sometimes with... Well, amidst all the politics and the law, the 490 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:56,760 simplest truths are overlooked. 491 00:27:57,220 --> 00:27:58,480 Here are the simple truths. 492 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,580 My wife and I couldn't conceive. 493 00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:08,400 It was our third attempt at in vitro that Deanna finally got pregnant. 494 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:13,880 I only have Kara because of science and technology, and I promise you, my 495 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:16,080 daughter is my life. 496 00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:20,320 I mean, without her, I'm 100 % nothing. 497 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:24,120 But science has changed my life forever, too. 498 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:32,360 This position I'm taking, it's... It's not because I don't understand. 499 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,000 Mom said she'd speak to you. 500 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,060 I don't want the parents' version. 501 00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:42,700 I need the truth. 502 00:28:43,620 --> 00:28:44,620 So do I. 503 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:47,400 Okay, what? 504 00:28:49,620 --> 00:28:51,760 Maybe Jesus wasn't a virgin birth. 505 00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,060 He could have been a test tube baby. 506 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:57,100 They didn't have test tube babies then. 507 00:28:58,140 --> 00:28:59,140 What? 508 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:02,700 They had divine miracles, but no test tubes? 509 00:29:05,180 --> 00:29:06,820 Christianity could be a big fraud. 510 00:29:07,730 --> 00:29:10,090 Mary could have been a freak with weird DNA. 511 00:29:11,470 --> 00:29:13,490 I really don't think that was it, Zach. 512 00:29:14,190 --> 00:29:15,190 And they choose. 513 00:29:15,810 --> 00:29:17,870 They say to be nice to animals. 514 00:29:18,430 --> 00:29:20,830 But Mr. Wombal doesn't care about cows. 515 00:29:21,790 --> 00:29:23,750 I was thinking about becoming a Muslim. 516 00:29:24,010 --> 00:29:26,430 But Matthew says I have to climb a mountain first. 517 00:29:27,410 --> 00:29:29,610 Why do you ever believe anything he says? 518 00:29:30,290 --> 00:29:31,290 Just tell me. 519 00:29:32,090 --> 00:29:33,770 Whose God should I believe in? 520 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,000 None. What? 521 00:29:42,940 --> 00:29:45,740 Look, it came to me for the truth, so I'm going to give it to you. 522 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:48,960 I don't think there is a God. 523 00:29:52,940 --> 00:29:53,940 You don't? 524 00:29:56,420 --> 00:29:57,420 No. 525 00:29:58,620 --> 00:29:59,620 Why do we have Christmas? 526 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:03,960 I think God... 527 00:30:06,190 --> 00:30:11,010 I think he's a man -made thing to give us all hope so that when bad things 528 00:30:11,010 --> 00:30:16,430 happen, we can look to something that we can't see and pretend like everything's 529 00:30:16,430 --> 00:30:17,389 going to be okay. 530 00:30:17,390 --> 00:30:18,750 That isn't true, Kimberly. 531 00:30:19,610 --> 00:30:21,050 Of course there's a God. 532 00:30:22,970 --> 00:30:23,970 Prove it. 533 00:30:26,490 --> 00:30:28,930 Could I see you in my room for a minute, please? 534 00:30:39,370 --> 00:30:40,370 Can't prove it. 535 00:30:53,850 --> 00:30:56,290 How can you tell your brothers there's no God? 536 00:30:57,250 --> 00:31:00,610 They asked me my opinion, so I told them. Well, first of all, I don't know 537 00:31:00,610 --> 00:31:03,570 this is coming from. And second of all, Kimberly, I would appreciate it if you 538 00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:05,510 would not tell your brothers Matthew's 13... 539 00:31:06,270 --> 00:31:07,270 Zach is 10. 540 00:31:07,510 --> 00:31:09,270 They are impressionable children. 541 00:31:09,770 --> 00:31:13,410 Yes, they're impressionable. A cow just gave birth to a human. That makes an 542 00:31:13,410 --> 00:31:15,090 impression. Why haven't you talked to them? 543 00:31:15,570 --> 00:31:16,570 I will. 544 00:31:17,030 --> 00:31:18,030 When? 545 00:31:19,890 --> 00:31:21,430 Well, soon. 546 00:31:24,410 --> 00:31:26,070 You don't know what to say, do you? 547 00:31:26,370 --> 00:31:27,770 You're stuck. I'm not stuck. 548 00:31:27,970 --> 00:31:31,890 I'm just... A cow delivers to baby boy and you have no idea as to how to make 549 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:34,590 any religious sense of it. Well, that doesn't mean that you should start 550 00:31:34,590 --> 00:31:35,910 declaring there's no God. 551 00:31:36,190 --> 00:31:38,110 You don't think I want to believe? Are you crazy? 552 00:31:38,630 --> 00:31:41,930 I had a friend who was murdered by her own mother. I can't turn on the news 553 00:31:41,930 --> 00:31:45,650 without seeing... You don't think I want to believe that there's somebody up 554 00:31:45,650 --> 00:31:47,070 there in charge of the happy endings? 555 00:31:47,810 --> 00:31:49,150 But how can I, Mom? 556 00:31:49,930 --> 00:31:52,090 There isn't a God. There couldn't be. 557 00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:12,240 And this beats all. In Rome, Wisconsin, where else, a cow has given birth to a 558 00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:13,300 human baby boy. 559 00:32:13,820 --> 00:32:18,220 John Kenneth Herrett weighed in at 8 pounds 4 ounces after being delivered 560 00:32:18,220 --> 00:32:23,260 naturally by a full -bred Holstein 4 -year -old. They should do a documentary 561 00:32:23,260 --> 00:32:24,260 about this town. 562 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,420 Who would believe it? 563 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:28,660 You okay, honey? 564 00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:30,880 Why wouldn't I be? 565 00:32:37,610 --> 00:32:40,210 Medical technology is a wonderful thing. 566 00:32:41,270 --> 00:32:45,370 Through gene therapy, we're discovering cures to once fatal diseases every day. 567 00:32:46,010 --> 00:32:49,630 We found the gene for cystic fibrosis, breast cancer. 568 00:32:50,270 --> 00:32:54,130 A fetal tissue transplant saved Bill McGrath from Parkinson's disease. 569 00:32:54,610 --> 00:32:56,630 But there have to be boundaries, Your Honor. 570 00:32:57,130 --> 00:33:04,130 Now, I don't know where the line is, but using a cow's uterus to carry 571 00:33:04,130 --> 00:33:05,450 a human child to term. 572 00:33:06,060 --> 00:33:07,960 That has to be on the other side of it. 573 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:12,580 There's a difference between using medical technology to save life and 574 00:33:12,580 --> 00:33:14,620 science to artificially manufacture it. 575 00:33:15,020 --> 00:33:17,220 Why? What's the difference? 576 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,460 I hear what you're saying, Counsel. 577 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,540 But we use technology to save lives. 578 00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:27,100 We use animal parts and valves to replace human ones. 579 00:33:27,700 --> 00:33:34,460 Is it really such a stretch to use technology and animal parts to gestate 580 00:33:34,460 --> 00:33:35,460 life? 581 00:33:35,630 --> 00:33:36,630 It isn't natural. 582 00:33:36,950 --> 00:33:40,450 Is it for any of us to say what's natural? 583 00:33:41,630 --> 00:33:43,850 I've seen you with your daughter, Mr. Littleton. 584 00:33:44,550 --> 00:33:51,550 The way your face lights up. I know you look at her and experience, well, maybe 585 00:33:51,550 --> 00:33:52,550 a miracle. 586 00:33:53,150 --> 00:33:55,410 I see the same look in Rachel Harris. 587 00:33:56,210 --> 00:33:59,750 Those couples right there, they want to know that feeling. 588 00:34:00,210 --> 00:34:04,870 Are we to deny them that because it isn't natural? 589 00:34:05,530 --> 00:34:06,810 But where does it stop? 590 00:34:07,310 --> 00:34:08,710 Today it's hatch a baby. 591 00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:11,989 And we're already manipulating genes to choose sex. 592 00:34:12,590 --> 00:34:15,350 We have the technology to split embryos to make twins. 593 00:34:16,090 --> 00:34:19,790 The day is coming when we'll be able to manipulate genes to have custom 594 00:34:19,790 --> 00:34:20,790 -designed children. 595 00:34:20,889 --> 00:34:22,650 That day isn't here, Mr. Littleton. 596 00:34:23,389 --> 00:34:27,190 The question is only whether the pregnancies of these six cows should be 597 00:34:27,190 --> 00:34:32,770 terminated. The question is, how far should science interfere in human 598 00:34:32,770 --> 00:34:33,770 pregnancies? 599 00:34:34,219 --> 00:34:37,360 Because we're approaching eugenics, and don't tell me that day isn't here. 600 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:42,480 Last year, China announced a program of forced sterilizations and mandatory 601 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:46,100 abortions to avoid births of inferior quality children. 602 00:34:46,340 --> 00:34:49,239 All this in an effort to heighten the standards of the country. 603 00:34:49,639 --> 00:34:50,960 This isn't China. 604 00:34:51,260 --> 00:34:52,460 No, this is Rome. 605 00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:57,700 And we have to decide today what limits are acceptable here in Rome, Wisconsin. 606 00:34:58,660 --> 00:35:03,060 My God, we're taking the simplest and most miraculous equation. 607 00:35:04,110 --> 00:35:05,350 The miracle of life. 608 00:35:06,090 --> 00:35:12,610 And we're using test tubes and animals to... What are we doing? 609 00:35:14,190 --> 00:35:18,270 Last night, some pranksters put the baby Jesus doll under a fake cow. 610 00:35:20,630 --> 00:35:21,970 Look at this room. 611 00:35:23,290 --> 00:35:29,530 Filled with cameramen and reporters and... All these people are waiting to 612 00:35:29,530 --> 00:35:32,270 if Rome, Wisconsin will allow cattle. 613 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:34,440 To bear its children. 614 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:40,140 It isn't natural. 615 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:50,440 This is not a case about the abuse of genetic testing. 616 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:52,980 It's not a case about cows. 617 00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:57,460 Today, it's just a case about human beings. 618 00:35:58,300 --> 00:36:02,540 Mr. Littleton talks of nature's greatest miracle, life. 619 00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:05,040 I agree. 620 00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:07,980 Life lives in those six cows. 621 00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:12,900 Now, we're not trying to manipulate the genes to give them blue eyes or white 622 00:36:12,900 --> 00:36:14,340 skin or long legs. 623 00:36:14,980 --> 00:36:21,280 Maybe that abuse will come to be one day, in which case I hope you'll put a 624 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:22,280 to it. 625 00:36:22,580 --> 00:36:27,280 But what he's asking you to put a stop to today is human life. 626 00:36:32,310 --> 00:36:33,910 Indulge me just a second, Judge. 627 00:36:34,110 --> 00:36:37,730 I have a little stunt. I just want you to peek at this rascal. 628 00:36:39,390 --> 00:36:40,390 Life. 629 00:36:40,810 --> 00:36:42,970 He is here because of technology. 630 00:36:43,630 --> 00:36:46,330 His name is John Kenneth Harris. 631 00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:51,050 If he smiles, you'll see the dimple. 632 00:36:54,230 --> 00:36:57,590 Such a horrible thing science can be. 633 00:36:58,410 --> 00:36:59,450 Just awful. 634 00:37:17,410 --> 00:37:18,530 Hi. Hi. 635 00:37:21,430 --> 00:37:23,710 So the judge is deliberating, huh? 636 00:37:24,150 --> 00:37:25,150 Yep. 637 00:37:28,050 --> 00:37:32,310 Honey, I didn't mean to yell at you last night. 638 00:37:35,430 --> 00:37:36,430 I know. 639 00:37:39,250 --> 00:37:40,250 I'm curious. 640 00:37:41,590 --> 00:37:45,490 Why has this cow business been so upsetting to you? 641 00:37:49,190 --> 00:37:50,190 I think you do. 642 00:37:52,450 --> 00:37:54,810 What does it have to do with believing in God? 643 00:37:58,350 --> 00:38:02,150 It's just... There are no miracles in life. 644 00:38:03,170 --> 00:38:05,190 Everything is explained by science. 645 00:38:05,770 --> 00:38:07,550 What we are, it's our genes. 646 00:38:08,950 --> 00:38:10,750 Everything's on a DNA barcode. 647 00:38:11,270 --> 00:38:13,710 You don't really believe that. 648 00:38:14,050 --> 00:38:18,130 Mom, we can manipulate genes to eradicate diseases. 649 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,040 We have cows carrying human fetuses. 650 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:26,420 This may all seem like progress, but it just goes to show that man and science 651 00:38:26,420 --> 00:38:27,760 are in control. 652 00:38:28,580 --> 00:38:29,580 Not God. 653 00:38:30,820 --> 00:38:34,580 Well, unless God intended for man to manipulate science. 654 00:38:35,100 --> 00:38:39,260 Yeah, but you have to admit, with every new discovery, every fossil, every new 655 00:38:39,260 --> 00:38:41,900 gene, it all goes to scientific theory. 656 00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:43,740 There's no wonder anymore. 657 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:45,780 There's no room for it. 658 00:38:46,730 --> 00:38:53,710 God is being factored out of the equation This cow business it 659 00:38:53,710 --> 00:38:58,670 doesn't scare you It 660 00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:01,210 terrifies me 661 00:39:34,860 --> 00:39:40,320 Just once, I'd like to decide a nuisance case brought by a farmer over a 662 00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:43,000 neighbor's oversized grain silo. 663 00:39:43,900 --> 00:39:50,400 Instead, I get genetics and embryo transplants and a DA 664 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:55,480 who implores me to step in before Rome becomes China. 665 00:39:55,700 --> 00:39:57,220 Here comes the big speech. 666 00:39:59,260 --> 00:40:00,900 What did you say, counsel? 667 00:40:02,830 --> 00:40:05,770 I was just telling my clients I'm a character. 668 00:40:06,430 --> 00:40:07,430 I see. 669 00:40:08,110 --> 00:40:11,430 Well, it's time for me to talk to your clients. 670 00:40:13,430 --> 00:40:20,310 I'm not going to get into genetics and the miracle of life and the potential 671 00:40:20,310 --> 00:40:23,530 horror of gene manipulation. 672 00:40:25,130 --> 00:40:27,910 Instead, I'm going to make this real simple. 673 00:40:28,570 --> 00:40:29,910 Roe versus Wade. 674 00:40:30,750 --> 00:40:36,170 balances the state interest in life versus the rights of the woman to 675 00:40:36,170 --> 00:40:37,170 her body. 676 00:40:37,430 --> 00:40:41,890 In this case, we have no women, just cows. 677 00:40:43,090 --> 00:40:46,730 And the Supreme Court gives no protection to the cow. 678 00:40:47,730 --> 00:40:50,570 The state interest in life is therefore uncontested. 679 00:40:50,970 --> 00:40:55,470 So there will be no abortions, first trimester or otherwise. 680 00:40:55,750 --> 00:40:59,470 There will be no more embryo transplants. 681 00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:03,340 But these six pregnancies will not be terminated. 682 00:41:03,900 --> 00:41:10,460 My hope is that government does step in and monitor this speeding train 683 00:41:10,460 --> 00:41:14,340 of gene therapy and fertility technology. 684 00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:18,880 If not for our sakes, then for the cows. 685 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:21,680 Food chains are not. 686 00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:24,580 They certainly don't deserve this. 687 00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:26,520 Adjourned. 688 00:41:41,690 --> 00:41:47,350 Your Honor, I'm sorry to bother you, but 689 00:41:47,350 --> 00:41:50,090 do you believe in God? 690 00:41:53,810 --> 00:41:55,390 I've been a little confused lately. 691 00:41:57,160 --> 00:42:00,500 Whether I do or not is wholly irrelevant as to whether you do. 692 00:42:01,220 --> 00:42:04,220 I know, but you seem to have insights. 693 00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:06,240 I'm a judge, young lady. 694 00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:11,480 That means in this room I neither do nor say anything to establish religion. 695 00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:13,440 It's in my rule book. 696 00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:20,560 In this room? So if I ran into you in some other room? 697 00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:23,760 There's a big one you can find me in every Sunday. 698 00:42:29,260 --> 00:42:33,880 Even though you're not technically a lawyer, I'd like to say something I say 699 00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:35,620 other attorneys in these chambers. 700 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,000 What? 701 00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:38,880 Get out. 702 00:42:40,860 --> 00:42:41,860 Thank you. 703 00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:44,500 Merry Christmas. 704 00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:10,960 Thank you. 52634

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