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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:52,970 --> 00:02:58,030 A man named Dar has been found guilty of complicity with the rebels to overthrow 2 00:02:58,030 --> 00:03:00,330 the holy power of Lord Arglon. 3 00:03:01,330 --> 00:03:06,510 The accused has also exhibited knowledge of witchcraft and his ability to 4 00:03:06,510 --> 00:03:08,510 control the beasts of the field. 5 00:03:09,510 --> 00:03:12,810 The sentence is death. 6 00:03:15,750 --> 00:03:17,670 So this is the Beastmaster. 7 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:24,980 The one who defeated our high priest, Maox, and now challenges my authority. 8 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:30,960 Did you actually believe that you and your flock of peasants could overthrow 9 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:31,960 kingdom? 10 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:34,300 Did you? 11 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:41,780 Now, where are these rebels? 12 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:03,360 I condemn you to eternal damnation. 13 00:04:49,930 --> 00:04:52,770 May the vultures feast upon his flesh. 14 00:07:11,820 --> 00:07:13,920 The folks who shall have their feast after all. 15 00:07:14,540 --> 00:07:15,540 Perhaps you're right. 16 00:07:19,180 --> 00:07:26,060 Come on, my friends. 17 00:07:26,660 --> 00:07:29,940 Let us depart before somebody really gets hurt. 18 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:18,640 you 19 00:09:28,939 --> 00:09:29,939 Let's go. 20 00:10:05,070 --> 00:10:06,070 I don't like it. 21 00:10:06,570 --> 00:10:07,570 Bring the witch. 22 00:10:11,250 --> 00:10:14,790 The leader wishes to speak with the witch. 23 00:10:15,110 --> 00:10:16,110 Move it. 24 00:10:25,670 --> 00:10:27,370 Witch, speak. 25 00:10:28,070 --> 00:10:29,530 Where is Arklan's army? 26 00:10:57,130 --> 00:10:59,570 Lord Arklon rests in the foothills of Annalos. 27 00:11:00,670 --> 00:11:02,450 Some two days' journey from here. 28 00:11:03,390 --> 00:11:05,350 Take care you speak the truth, witch. 29 00:11:05,830 --> 00:11:09,090 One act of betrayal and I'll cleave your black heart from your bosom. 30 00:11:09,350 --> 00:11:14,150 Surely such a valiant warrior such as you can think of a better use for my 31 00:11:14,150 --> 00:11:15,570 bosom. Away with her! 32 00:11:21,590 --> 00:11:23,950 Well, I guess he got the point. 33 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:53,160 You have won this battle, Arklon, but the flames of freedom will not be 34 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,300 extinguished so easily. 35 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:57,920 They'll be coming, more and more from all over the land. 36 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:03,020 And we both know, Arklon, that the power of the key is not eternal. 37 00:14:05,740 --> 00:14:06,740 Whore. 38 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,980 Who are you to address me by name? 39 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:11,280 Who am I? 40 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:16,280 Honey, I'm the best thing that's happened to you since you donned that 41 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:17,280 -looking mask. 42 00:14:30,410 --> 00:14:37,230 And why should I, Lord Arklon, Maximum Ruler of Aeron, 43 00:14:37,370 --> 00:14:40,890 be any concern of yours? Chill out, Lord Dude. 44 00:14:41,470 --> 00:14:44,210 You know, you're a hard man to take a meeting with. 45 00:14:44,470 --> 00:14:47,090 That's why I arranged a little scene with the rebels here. 46 00:14:48,010 --> 00:14:50,770 What is this strange tongue in which you speak? 47 00:14:51,170 --> 00:14:53,430 It is all part of what I want to show you, my lord. 48 00:14:53,670 --> 00:14:57,910 For it is I, the beautiful, sensuous, mysterious Lorana. 49 00:14:58,350 --> 00:15:00,910 who can make you the most powerful man on Earth. 50 00:15:04,510 --> 00:15:09,030 My dear, I am the most powerful man on Earth. 51 00:15:09,330 --> 00:15:12,930 Not for long, unless you allow me to make your power eternal. 52 00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:19,950 You? You are but a witch. Or maybe, but a very uncommon one, my... Silence! 53 00:15:21,530 --> 00:15:23,070 Do you not wish to hear my secret? 54 00:15:23,870 --> 00:15:26,470 The one that will make you equal to the gods. 55 00:15:27,050 --> 00:15:29,690 The ultimate power awaits you, my lord. 56 00:15:36,830 --> 00:15:41,310 Then I shall let you live, only until I witness such sorcery. 57 00:15:41,530 --> 00:15:42,770 But you hear me well. 58 00:15:43,350 --> 00:15:45,870 If you try to deceive me... I know. 59 00:15:46,430 --> 00:15:49,490 You shall cleave my black heart from my bosom. 60 00:15:51,410 --> 00:15:52,410 Take her. 61 00:15:57,980 --> 00:15:59,240 You think he likes me? 62 00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:34,430 withdrawn from its mother's womb and transplanted inside a beast of burden. 63 00:20:35,710 --> 00:20:41,650 That child presented the ability to communicate with all creatures 64 00:20:41,650 --> 00:20:44,530 from the fields and the skies. 65 00:20:45,230 --> 00:20:48,650 They call him the Beastmaster. 66 00:20:51,930 --> 00:20:55,730 But this was not the only child taken from him. 67 00:20:57,080 --> 00:21:03,780 Firstborn was stolen by young priests, and the grief from 68 00:21:03,780 --> 00:21:07,400 losing two sons eventually eroded his great mind. 69 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:09,820 You say I have an older brother? 70 00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:11,200 He is evil, Dar. 71 00:21:11,700 --> 00:21:18,560 If you do not find, since firstborn by the time of the autumn Iconax, 72 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:23,760 life in this world shall cease to exist. 73 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,660 If you do find him, 74 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:28,880 And destroy him. 75 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:32,580 Peace and justice shall prevail. 76 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,240 I must kill my brother. 77 00:21:36,780 --> 00:21:43,220 The fate of the world rests on your shoulders. 78 00:21:45,460 --> 00:21:46,780 Now be gone. 79 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:51,120 I do not want you to see me die. 80 00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:52,360 Wait. 81 00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:56,600 How will I know him? Where will I find him? 82 00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,320 the western region. 83 00:23:22,660 --> 00:23:24,200 What sorcery is this? 84 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,360 A dimensional portal. 85 00:23:26,860 --> 00:23:31,980 The doorway to your ultimate triumph, my lord. A world that exists on a parallel 86 00:23:31,980 --> 00:23:33,100 plane with our own. 87 00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:36,400 And what do they call this place? 88 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,540 The natives call it L .A. 89 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:43,460 L .A.? I've been studying their ways for some time now. 90 00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:47,860 Oh, what marvels they possess. 91 00:23:48,420 --> 00:23:49,420 Indeed. 92 00:23:50,090 --> 00:23:52,670 And one in particular should interest you. 93 00:24:11,170 --> 00:24:14,010 It is housed at one of their military fortresses. 94 00:24:14,510 --> 00:24:18,150 Their men of science call it a neutron detonator. 95 00:24:19,340 --> 00:24:24,680 It's compact enough to carry, yet powerful enough to destroy all life in 96 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:25,880 the size of a continent. 97 00:24:28,180 --> 00:24:32,440 With the threat of such a weapon, I could rule unopposed. 98 00:24:32,860 --> 00:24:34,200 Exactly. Exactly. 99 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:40,300 Their political structure is based on such weapons. They refer to it as the 100 00:24:40,300 --> 00:24:41,380 balance of terror. 101 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:46,560 What a brilliantly barbarous concept. 102 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:01,440 Why do you show me such things? 103 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:04,080 These are nothing but illusions and pictures. 104 00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:05,560 Have her drawn a quarter. 105 00:25:07,060 --> 00:25:08,480 Fool! Fool! 106 00:25:09,020 --> 00:25:10,980 You laugh in the face of death. 107 00:25:11,180 --> 00:25:14,400 I laugh at any fool who would throw away the key to ultimate power. 108 00:25:15,460 --> 00:25:20,460 We are made for each other. The key of Magog and I. Together and only together 109 00:25:20,460 --> 00:25:24,240 can we come and go through the portal at will and make these pictures reality. 110 00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:28,280 The neutron detonator will be yours. 111 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:35,960 with me at your side? 112 00:25:38,340 --> 00:25:39,340 Really? 113 00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:48,260 You, the mother of beauty, would be at my side? 114 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:55,900 You, the queen of radiance, would grace my lonely existence? 115 00:25:57,300 --> 00:26:02,880 You would cast your sparkling eyes upon this tattered face? 116 00:26:03,790 --> 00:26:06,870 And shine your aura upon my throne. 117 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:41,900 Not be the ruler, lest we forget the purpose. 118 00:26:45,580 --> 00:26:46,580 Come. 119 00:26:47,660 --> 00:26:50,820 Let us discover more about this place you call... 120 00:27:27,180 --> 00:27:29,280 Unit Baker 5 -0, high -speed pursuit. 121 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:30,559 What's the distance? 122 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,700 Roger, Baker 5 -0, 86 responding. 123 00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:37,720 Can you give me a make on that vehicle? 124 00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:39,120 It went forward. 125 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:40,880 Senator Trent's daughter. 126 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,480 The crazy one. 127 00:30:26,250 --> 00:30:27,250 Oh, this is nice. 128 00:30:27,670 --> 00:30:28,950 This is very, very nice. 129 00:30:29,190 --> 00:30:31,430 Yeah, well, you write the report this time. I'm sick and tired. I'm not doing 130 00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:32,430 that. 131 00:30:36,750 --> 00:30:38,630 So, uh, where's the camera? 132 00:30:39,650 --> 00:30:41,970 Yo, Darth Vader, what is this, some kind of movie set? 133 00:30:42,690 --> 00:30:45,870 Okay, drop your weapon. Hey, hey, hey, you're under arrest. You have the right 134 00:30:45,870 --> 00:30:46,870 to remain silent. 135 00:30:47,010 --> 00:30:48,630 You shall remain silent. 136 00:30:52,210 --> 00:30:53,850 Alive! I want them alive! 137 00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:58,900 Jesus, since when did the governor pardon mental patients? 138 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:00,120 Stop it! 139 00:31:00,500 --> 00:31:01,860 Unit 86 to headquarters. 140 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:03,120 Officers under fire. 141 00:31:03,380 --> 00:31:04,640 Immediate assistance requested. 142 00:31:04,940 --> 00:31:08,340 10 -20 intersection at... Where the hell are we? 143 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:12,180 How the hell do I know? This is not my neighborhood! 144 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:37,260 Marcellus, are we dreaming? 145 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:44,460 If we were dreaming, we wouldn't have to explain to the captain what happened to 146 00:31:44,460 --> 00:31:45,460 our patrol cars. 147 00:31:46,700 --> 00:31:47,700 Oh. 148 00:31:48,820 --> 00:31:49,820 Get her! 149 00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,440 These guys don't give warning shots. 150 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:56,100 Oh, come on. 151 00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:57,500 Ah! 152 00:31:57,860 --> 00:31:59,820 Bring me the outsider. 153 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:00,899 Yes, my lord. 154 00:32:00,900 --> 00:32:02,740 Alive. Yes, my lord. Now. 155 00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:04,040 Yes, my lord. 156 00:32:05,020 --> 00:32:06,060 Get me out, Schmeichel! 157 00:32:11,940 --> 00:32:18,880 What an incredible instrument of destruction this beast 158 00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:22,320 would make. I could roll over entire armies. It's called a car. 159 00:32:22,700 --> 00:32:23,700 A dar. 160 00:32:23,820 --> 00:32:24,820 A car. 161 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:25,939 A car. 162 00:32:25,940 --> 00:32:29,200 Let's cross over to the other world now. I know of many other cars and other 163 00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:33,000 wonders of their world. But forget about the girl. Put yourself in the hand of 164 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,000 your future queen. 165 00:32:35,180 --> 00:32:38,080 So, my little dove, you wish to be my queen. 166 00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,240 I certainly don't wish to be your maid. 167 00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,580 First, we interrogate the outsider. 168 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:14,760 auto club when you need them huh 169 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:18,120 gotta be a main road around here somewhere 170 00:33:40,780 --> 00:33:42,860 You're that middle of nowhere you always heard about. 171 00:33:44,620 --> 00:33:45,620 I'm here. 172 00:34:13,589 --> 00:34:16,630 PJ, close the blinds. 173 00:34:20,850 --> 00:34:23,130 PJ, go away. 174 00:34:23,409 --> 00:34:26,350 Your breath smells worse than a dead iguana. 175 00:34:33,469 --> 00:34:36,889 PJ, that's disgusting. 176 00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:00,200 That's right. That's good. 177 00:35:00,860 --> 00:35:03,760 Isn't there maybe a ball of string you'd like to go play with? 178 00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:07,840 Mommy will get you a nice can of nine limes. 179 00:35:09,060 --> 00:35:10,060 Who is this, PJ? 180 00:35:12,740 --> 00:35:14,020 There's no cause to be alarmed. 181 00:35:17,620 --> 00:35:21,500 Well, I don't know about you, but I'd rather eat breakfast than be breakfast. 182 00:35:22,380 --> 00:35:23,380 Beats with my friend. 183 00:35:24,020 --> 00:35:26,200 I see through his eyes, he sees through mine. 184 00:35:28,410 --> 00:35:30,010 I know his thoughts. He knows mine. 185 00:35:30,830 --> 00:35:35,770 It sounds like you guys have a great, meaningful relationship, but just make 186 00:35:35,770 --> 00:35:36,770 go away. 187 00:35:36,990 --> 00:35:38,670 Rue, over. 188 00:35:42,230 --> 00:35:43,410 You feel better now? 189 00:35:44,390 --> 00:35:45,390 Not really. 190 00:35:46,370 --> 00:35:50,170 Hey, are you one of those crazed bikers, you know, with the crossbows? 191 00:35:52,910 --> 00:35:54,710 Do you have any idea where we are? 192 00:35:55,710 --> 00:35:56,850 The western region. 193 00:35:58,250 --> 00:35:59,750 Oh, well, that's enlightening. 194 00:36:00,370 --> 00:36:02,710 Would you mind being a little bit more specific? 195 00:36:04,770 --> 00:36:10,810 Look, is there a telephone around here maybe that I could use? Or a 7 -Eleven 196 00:36:10,810 --> 00:36:13,270 even? Something like that? 7 -Eleven? 197 00:36:15,750 --> 00:36:16,750 Whoa! 198 00:36:19,910 --> 00:36:21,250 Your bag's full of rats. 199 00:36:21,970 --> 00:36:24,330 No, these are my ferrets. 200 00:36:24,690 --> 00:36:26,870 This is Kodo and Podo. 201 00:36:27,190 --> 00:36:28,670 They still look like rats to me. 202 00:36:29,850 --> 00:36:31,170 Oh, how was the trip? 203 00:36:32,130 --> 00:36:33,230 Hey, I get it now. 204 00:36:33,690 --> 00:36:34,690 You're with the circus. 205 00:36:38,390 --> 00:36:39,390 We're on a quest. 206 00:36:41,650 --> 00:36:42,650 Sure. 207 00:36:42,790 --> 00:36:43,790 Right. 208 00:36:44,310 --> 00:36:46,450 Well, you know, hey, I'm on a quest, too. 209 00:36:46,990 --> 00:36:47,990 For gas. 210 00:36:48,650 --> 00:36:53,270 See, my Porsche ran out of gas about ten miles back, and, you know, I know Daddy 211 00:36:53,270 --> 00:36:56,470 would pay a lot of money if you would just help me get back to L .A. 212 00:36:59,340 --> 00:37:02,620 You're welcome to join us on our journey westward. Perhaps there you will find 213 00:37:02,620 --> 00:37:03,620 the land you seek. 214 00:37:04,940 --> 00:37:05,940 Well, all right. 215 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:08,100 I mean, it's the best offer I've gotten all day. 216 00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:11,040 Hey, is that cat going to come with us? 217 00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:12,700 His name is Roo. 218 00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:14,800 We travel everywhere together. 219 00:37:19,180 --> 00:37:21,280 Make it really difficult to get into a hotel. 220 00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:49,520 Zoo? You know, where they keep all sorts of animals. 221 00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:51,380 The animals are free. 222 00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:52,940 This is their land. 223 00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:54,640 I'm their friend. 224 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:56,240 Okay, okay. 225 00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:24,920 Jackie Trent. 226 00:38:24,980 --> 00:38:25,980 And you? 227 00:38:26,460 --> 00:38:27,460 Dar. 228 00:38:28,140 --> 00:38:29,140 Dar what? 229 00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:34,780 Dar, do you understand anything I say to you? 230 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:37,400 No. 231 00:38:38,260 --> 00:38:39,360 Just like Daddy. 232 00:38:46,620 --> 00:38:47,620 Roots. 233 00:38:48,220 --> 00:38:49,880 You'll give it in a loincloth. 234 00:38:50,140 --> 00:38:51,140 Delicious. 235 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:57,400 It'll keep us alive. 236 00:38:58,920 --> 00:38:59,920 No, thanks. 237 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:01,960 I'll just stick with the salad bar. 238 00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,760 You know, that vulture's been circling above us for about an hour. 239 00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:10,960 That little vulture? 240 00:39:11,940 --> 00:39:12,940 That's my eagle. 241 00:39:14,180 --> 00:39:15,440 Magnificent bird. Jarrah! 242 00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:24,380 The boy and his bird. 243 00:39:25,870 --> 00:39:26,870 touching. 244 00:39:27,530 --> 00:39:29,230 I send him to scout for me. 245 00:39:30,010 --> 00:39:31,150 He is my eyes. 246 00:39:34,230 --> 00:39:35,770 A seeing eye bird. 247 00:40:27,820 --> 00:40:29,840 You know, this isn't half bad when it's cooked. 248 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,160 You really do all right for yourself. 249 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:38,720 You live off the land. 250 00:40:39,340 --> 00:40:41,180 You get along great with animals. 251 00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:43,880 Totally self -sufficient. 252 00:40:47,180 --> 00:40:48,680 Look, Dara, I have to ask. 253 00:40:49,340 --> 00:40:51,320 Were you raised by wolves or what? 254 00:40:58,819 --> 00:41:01,420 So, Dar, tell me, what's with you and these animals? 255 00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,260 They're the only family I have. 256 00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:10,000 They sure do love you. 257 00:41:11,860 --> 00:41:13,160 What did you say their names were? 258 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,260 This one's Kodo and this one's Podo. 259 00:41:18,140 --> 00:41:19,140 Can I hold them? 260 00:41:29,260 --> 00:41:31,280 Wait, which one's Kodo and which one's Bodo? 261 00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:32,520 Yes. 262 00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:34,380 I can't tell the difference. 263 00:41:35,720 --> 00:41:36,780 They're adorable. 264 00:41:37,580 --> 00:41:42,060 Oh, do not be deceived by appearances. They are both very shrewd thieves. 265 00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:47,120 Thieves? They have cunning to get me out of very rocky situations. 266 00:41:53,100 --> 00:41:56,940 It looks like they love you, too. 267 00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:09,680 More of your friends? 268 00:42:13,180 --> 00:42:14,480 Those are the lost towns. 269 00:42:18,340 --> 00:42:19,340 That's bad, right? 270 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:25,080 They stalk the night, searching for souls to drag down into the abyss. 271 00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,320 like a couple of guys I met in Tijuana last night. 272 00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:32,440 Wait. 273 00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:33,720 Where are you going? 274 00:42:35,380 --> 00:42:36,740 To stand guard with Rue. 275 00:42:37,279 --> 00:42:42,580 Don't worry Kodo and photo will stay with you You'll be safe 276 00:42:42,580 --> 00:43:02,280 You'll 277 00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:03,420 take care of me won't you 278 00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:10,500 I don't know what that cat has that I don't. 279 00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:28,580 Strange, this newcomer, huh? 280 00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:31,120 What do you think? 281 00:43:59,790 --> 00:44:00,790 Take the outsider. 282 00:44:05,370 --> 00:44:06,810 The beatmaster. 283 00:44:09,870 --> 00:44:11,570 Who are those geeks? 284 00:44:31,370 --> 00:44:32,370 Beep! 285 00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:45,580 Encountered the beast master. 286 00:45:46,100 --> 00:45:47,360 And you let him escape? 287 00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:51,680 Idiot! Two of my best men are fast upon his heels. My lord. 288 00:45:54,180 --> 00:45:55,240 Appealing little thing. 289 00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:56,860 A plain sort of a way. 290 00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:05,240 Dar? 291 00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:11,800 Where's Dar? 292 00:46:12,180 --> 00:46:13,180 He rots. 293 00:46:13,390 --> 00:46:14,390 with his beast. 294 00:46:14,950 --> 00:46:16,230 Do you know where you are? 295 00:46:18,670 --> 00:46:20,050 The Twilight Zone. 296 00:46:20,990 --> 00:46:22,270 Where's Rod Serling? 297 00:46:24,590 --> 00:46:26,490 You are in a parallel world. 298 00:46:27,190 --> 00:46:31,230 Lord Arklon opened the dimensional portal and you came through. 299 00:46:50,570 --> 00:46:51,570 Way rad. 300 00:46:59,330 --> 00:47:00,570 Oh, uh, listen. 301 00:47:02,050 --> 00:47:03,050 Leatherface. 302 00:47:03,550 --> 00:47:07,330 How do you suppose I get back through this, uh, portal? 303 00:47:09,110 --> 00:47:10,110 Leatherface. 304 00:47:10,550 --> 00:47:15,010 I shall be happy to take you in exchange for certain information. 305 00:47:15,970 --> 00:47:17,450 Information? Yes. 306 00:47:17,990 --> 00:47:22,100 Hell, I'm... loaded with information. You know, I watch Jeopardy every night. 307 00:47:22,460 --> 00:47:26,400 I seek a weapon known as the Neutron Detonator. 308 00:47:27,460 --> 00:47:28,720 Neutron Detonator? Yes. 309 00:47:29,340 --> 00:47:30,340 Right. 310 00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:35,060 Well, when we're back in Los Angeles, I'll just pick one up for you at Kmart. 311 00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:38,060 Beware of treachery, my lord. 312 00:47:38,260 --> 00:47:42,780 Look, Daddy's really good friends with Admiral Benz. He's the chief of Pacific 313 00:47:42,780 --> 00:47:46,760 Operations, and, well, I'm sure he probably has the whole warehouse full of 314 00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:47,760 Neutron Detonators. 315 00:47:57,390 --> 00:48:01,390 Few people have been foolish enough to betray me, little one. 316 00:48:02,490 --> 00:48:03,590 Curse Castaner. 317 00:48:04,350 --> 00:48:08,030 We'll just hop back through that rabbit hole and grab a neutron detonator and 318 00:48:08,030 --> 00:48:09,550 you'll be back by lunch. 319 00:48:10,710 --> 00:48:11,710 Promise. 320 00:48:13,690 --> 00:48:14,690 We go. 321 00:48:18,730 --> 00:48:19,730 The Beastmaster! 322 00:48:21,710 --> 00:48:22,710 No! 323 00:48:22,970 --> 00:48:25,870 I shall kill him with my own hands! No, come on! 324 00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,400 If you wish to live, you must die. 325 00:49:52,740 --> 00:49:53,740 Arkhan! 326 00:49:55,460 --> 00:49:57,780 Arkhan, not now! Time is fleeting! 327 00:50:10,820 --> 00:50:11,820 Brother? 328 00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:30,820 You are the one I should have known Till 329 00:50:30,820 --> 00:50:32,520 death do us part 330 00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:52,240 You killed your own brother. No, not yet. 331 00:50:52,460 --> 00:50:54,980 I merely detained him until a more propitious moment. 332 00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:59,400 Although I understand why it's such a hard man to kill. After all, he is from 333 00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:00,379 own blood. 334 00:51:00,380 --> 00:51:02,860 Yeah, well, I bet your mom always liked him best. 335 00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:06,100 Ouch. You know, I've got friends in this town. 336 00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,000 You'll never get away with this. 337 00:51:08,240 --> 00:51:10,320 Oh, Lord Auckland can get away with anything. 338 00:51:10,700 --> 00:51:12,140 Now, my sweet little child. 339 00:51:12,740 --> 00:51:16,700 If you value your health, you'll lead us to the neutron detonator now. 340 00:51:17,340 --> 00:51:18,299 Okay, okay. 341 00:51:18,300 --> 00:51:19,300 Now. Lighten up. 342 00:51:20,140 --> 00:51:21,140 Good. 343 00:51:51,210 --> 00:51:52,670 You gotta get yourself some fresh threads. 344 00:51:54,270 --> 00:51:55,270 Apparently, 345 00:51:55,530 --> 00:51:58,610 the suspects set fire to some gas lines. Okay, okay. 346 00:51:59,130 --> 00:52:02,750 Guys down here took care of that. Uh -huh. This jerk knocked him out of the 347 00:52:02,750 --> 00:52:03,729 alley. 348 00:52:03,730 --> 00:52:07,250 Now, try talking to the guy. He won't say a thing. What? 349 00:52:10,090 --> 00:52:16,510 What the hell is that doing here? Good question. 350 00:52:17,050 --> 00:52:18,150 There are many of them. 351 00:52:19,590 --> 00:52:20,750 And few of us. 352 00:52:21,130 --> 00:52:24,670 Now, we've called in a biologist from the zoo. He has a tranquilizer dart. I 353 00:52:24,670 --> 00:52:26,010 take it he didn't bring one for Mr. 354 00:52:26,290 --> 00:52:29,890 Loincloth? No, that's why God invented taser guns. Come on, you know how I feel 355 00:52:29,890 --> 00:52:32,410 about tasers. Look, you try rushing him. 356 00:53:09,380 --> 00:53:12,580 Okay. Well, find out everything you can about the weirdo. 357 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:16,600 Have somebody run a query on all loincloth freaks. There can't be that 358 00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:19,200 them. Have the whole thing on my desk tomorrow morning. 359 00:53:19,740 --> 00:53:22,500 Well, Chief, tomorrow's Sunday. 360 00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:27,620 You think this can wait till Monday, Bandowski? 361 00:53:29,500 --> 00:53:31,640 I hear you. I thought you would. 362 00:53:42,700 --> 00:53:44,460 And what can we do to you? 363 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:52,100 My associates, they're looking for a more corporate look. 364 00:53:52,460 --> 00:53:53,720 I should say. 365 00:53:54,300 --> 00:53:56,040 Cultural exchange, too. Of course. 366 00:53:56,740 --> 00:53:57,740 Marion. 367 00:53:58,900 --> 00:54:00,280 Yes, Mr. Melwood? 368 00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:01,960 Would you help this lady? 369 00:54:02,660 --> 00:54:03,660 Auckland. 370 00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:05,820 Auckland, we must go now. 371 00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:09,640 Today, darling? Look, just in from Paris. 372 00:54:10,340 --> 00:54:11,400 It's the rage. 373 00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:17,300 I think we've got a couple of minutes, sir. 374 00:54:21,300 --> 00:54:25,020 And, sir, if you would follow me... 375 00:54:25,020 --> 00:54:30,680 Ow! Where do you think you're going? 376 00:54:30,940 --> 00:54:32,220 I was going to go try it on, too. 377 00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:35,120 Well, can I go look at the skirt? No. 378 00:54:36,380 --> 00:54:37,960 Can I go to the bathroom? 379 00:54:39,140 --> 00:54:40,140 Now, 380 00:54:40,940 --> 00:54:44,740 sir, here is something just great. 381 00:54:59,660 --> 00:55:03,240 Sir, haven't you anything more befitting my station? 382 00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:07,020 Sir, I assure you, this is the finest virgin wool. 383 00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:08,920 Virgin? 384 00:55:09,980 --> 00:55:15,660 My dear boy, from where I come from, the only thing a virgin is good for is 385 00:55:15,660 --> 00:55:16,660 sacrifice. 386 00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:23,360 Well, I have sacrificed a few in my time, too. 387 00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:32,870 If you were in my... I would slit you open and disembowel 388 00:55:32,870 --> 00:55:33,870 you. 389 00:55:34,030 --> 00:55:38,970 You know, you should really meet my stress management therapist. 390 00:55:39,530 --> 00:55:41,370 He's done grand old for me. 391 00:55:42,270 --> 00:55:43,330 Um, sir. 392 00:55:46,050 --> 00:55:47,050 Now, 393 00:55:48,650 --> 00:55:54,070 sir. Sir, if you will just try this on, I'm sure you'll be quite pleased. We 394 00:55:54,070 --> 00:55:58,190 have had three oil sheiks and one Ethiopian potentate purchase. 395 00:55:58,560 --> 00:55:59,720 This exact suit. 396 00:56:00,180 --> 00:56:01,200 Please, come. 397 00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:02,900 This way, if you will, please. 398 00:56:03,420 --> 00:56:04,420 This way. 399 00:56:08,860 --> 00:56:10,060 She will stay. 400 00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:13,100 The neutron detonator itself couldn't move me. 401 00:56:15,740 --> 00:56:16,920 If you're real. 402 00:57:02,540 --> 00:57:08,340 What did I tell you, sir? A perfect view. And if I may say, the Phantom of 403 00:57:08,340 --> 00:57:10,020 Opera look is quite chic. 404 00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:13,100 Where is she? To whom are you referring, sir? 405 00:57:13,580 --> 00:57:15,340 Where is she? 406 00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:19,380 Sir, if you are referring to a woman whom you were at with, I believe she 407 00:57:19,380 --> 00:57:22,680 stepped outside with quite a hurry. Now, shall I wrap this up, or would you like 408 00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:23,680 to wear it home? 409 00:57:25,020 --> 00:57:29,320 I think I'm beginning to like this. 410 00:57:30,220 --> 00:57:31,220 L .A. 411 00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:32,800 Alright. 412 00:59:37,130 --> 00:59:40,550 Oh, Wendell, it's a long story. Well, for your sake, I think that it's a 413 00:59:40,550 --> 00:59:43,890 bestseller. Your father mentioned something about disinheriting you. 414 00:59:44,270 --> 00:59:46,950 Then can you leave it without even paying? 415 00:59:48,770 --> 00:59:50,750 So we come down here and investigate. 416 00:59:52,170 --> 00:59:58,490 Anyway, this guy aims this laser thing at the front of the store. You know how 417 00:59:58,490 --> 01:00:05,150 that can happen? And then before we know it, everything's destroyed. 418 01:00:10,060 --> 01:00:15,020 What you're trying to tell me, Bandowski, is that there's some stranger 419 01:00:15,020 --> 01:00:18,420 around with a laser beam blowing brassieres off mannequins. 420 01:00:19,540 --> 01:00:21,660 Yeah, I mean, I can see your point. 421 01:00:22,420 --> 01:00:26,020 I hear you. Well, I'm out of here. 422 01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:30,420 Yeah, no, I know what you mean. 423 01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:39,060 Okay, back to square one. 424 01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:44,400 What's your name? 425 01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:52,300 You, Tarzan. 426 01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:54,560 Me, Coberly. 427 01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:56,280 Get it? 428 01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:00,360 Your name. 429 01:01:04,980 --> 01:01:06,560 What is with you people? 430 01:01:06,820 --> 01:01:09,340 Haven't you ever seen Tarzan before? Get back to work! 431 01:01:14,510 --> 01:01:15,510 Okay, let's continue. 432 01:01:24,750 --> 01:01:26,890 Archon. I must find him. 433 01:01:27,130 --> 01:01:31,190 That's right. That's one bad dude. He's evil. Uh -huh. Dude, sit down. Sit down. 434 01:01:31,890 --> 01:01:32,890 Sit. 435 01:01:37,870 --> 01:01:43,810 Well, your pal here busted up a clothing store, and the owner is pretty. 436 01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:45,080 Deep piss. 437 01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:49,340 Mr. Melvin, the city cannot reimburse you. 438 01:01:50,820 --> 01:01:52,000 You know what I don't understand? 439 01:01:53,500 --> 01:01:57,480 How come a clean -cut jungle boy like you is hanging out with a creep like 440 01:02:01,460 --> 01:02:02,460 Okay. 441 01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:05,560 But your little friends are going to stay here, and you're going to stay here 442 01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:06,880 until you tell me what I want to know. 443 01:02:08,220 --> 01:02:11,840 Sergeant! Now, I know how traumatic a broken window can be. 444 01:02:12,980 --> 01:02:13,980 How do I know? 445 01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:15,120 Sarge! 446 01:03:15,810 --> 01:03:17,550 I can't believe it. You're safe? 447 01:03:18,370 --> 01:03:21,530 Well, neither of us is safe until I figure out what I'm going to do with 448 01:03:21,750 --> 01:03:22,750 Where's our clown? 449 01:03:22,970 --> 01:03:25,850 I don't know. He's probably on the cover of GQ by now. He knows. 450 01:03:26,170 --> 01:03:27,170 He's dangerous. 451 01:03:27,330 --> 01:03:28,330 We must find him. 452 01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:39,760 Where are we? 453 01:03:40,380 --> 01:03:41,800 Darwin, my world. 454 01:03:42,340 --> 01:03:45,060 From what I can tell, it's a parallel world to yours. 455 01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:47,140 Only we have more smog. 456 01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:49,360 This is Los Angeles. 457 01:03:49,860 --> 01:03:50,860 L .A. 458 01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:55,760 L .A.? Largest city in California. 459 01:03:56,180 --> 01:03:58,740 Most awesome place in the universe. 460 01:04:00,740 --> 01:04:04,080 This carriage, it moves without horsepower. 461 01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:08,640 I told Daddy to get this thing tuned up. He never listens to me. 462 01:04:10,940 --> 01:04:11,940 Asshole! 463 01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:15,480 Asshole. 464 01:04:18,260 --> 01:04:19,260 Asshole. 465 01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:21,080 Asshole! 466 01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:28,680 Rock and roll, baby. 467 01:04:29,460 --> 01:04:30,460 Rock and roll. 468 01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:33,980 It does remind me of an earthquake. 469 01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:22,840 doing in my life. 470 01:06:47,790 --> 01:06:52,610 I shall feed on your memories and know all that you know. 471 01:06:54,070 --> 01:07:00,070 You shall tell me how to get to your military base and what skills I need to 472 01:07:00,070 --> 01:07:01,410 survive in your world. 473 01:07:01,630 --> 01:07:07,670 And when you're finished, your mind shall be blank and all that you know 474 01:07:07,670 --> 01:07:09,330 cease to be. 475 01:07:36,180 --> 01:07:37,180 visible dents. 476 01:07:37,340 --> 01:07:38,340 Thank you. 477 01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:40,620 Have you heard from Daddy yet? 478 01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:41,920 Yes. Oh, good. 479 01:07:43,820 --> 01:07:47,780 He says you're not to move until he returns tomorrow. 480 01:07:49,380 --> 01:07:52,380 Tomorrow? Wendell, I told you, it can't wait. 481 01:07:52,800 --> 01:07:56,060 Well, he can't be reached. He's in a meeting all day at the Stone Tower. Oh, 482 01:07:56,180 --> 01:07:57,880 Wendell. I swear to Miss Jackie. 483 01:07:58,220 --> 01:07:59,440 Sir Wendell. 484 01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:03,280 Well, is there anything to eat? We're totally famished. 485 01:08:05,070 --> 01:08:06,790 Well, you, Miss Jackie, owe me. 486 01:08:07,310 --> 01:08:08,430 Dar, in here. 487 01:08:09,210 --> 01:08:10,250 The ink. 488 01:08:17,149 --> 01:08:18,149 Hmm. 489 01:08:18,950 --> 01:08:20,010 That's a beak. 490 01:08:22,109 --> 01:08:23,430 Usually to animals. 491 01:08:23,850 --> 01:08:24,870 This is Dar. 492 01:08:25,569 --> 01:08:26,710 He's my friend. 493 01:08:29,170 --> 01:08:30,750 Not another surfer? 494 01:08:31,870 --> 01:08:34,270 No, I'd say he's more of an animal trainer. 495 01:08:35,430 --> 01:08:41,750 Oh, well, your father will be overjoyed. Is this to eat or 496 01:08:41,750 --> 01:08:43,410 look upon? 497 01:08:43,910 --> 01:08:44,970 Good question. 498 01:08:45,790 --> 01:08:46,790 Eat. 499 01:08:51,450 --> 01:08:52,450 What? 500 01:08:57,350 --> 01:09:00,890 Look, I haven't eaten anything but roots for the last few days, okay? 501 01:09:01,970 --> 01:09:04,290 Another of your exotic diets? 502 01:09:07,849 --> 01:09:09,109 Is he housebroken? 503 01:09:13,689 --> 01:09:20,630 Miss Jackie, I think this 504 01:09:20,630 --> 01:09:22,870 may be going too far. 505 01:09:24,069 --> 01:09:27,029 Don't worry, Wendell. This is Chirac, Cotto, and Poto. 506 01:09:27,270 --> 01:09:28,270 They won't hurt you. 507 01:09:28,410 --> 01:09:29,410 My God. 508 01:09:35,340 --> 01:09:36,259 Your food. 509 01:09:36,260 --> 01:09:37,260 Very colorful. 510 01:09:37,899 --> 01:09:40,760 Well, colorants and preservatives are our main source of nutrition. 511 01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:44,920 Short in life, but they taste good. 512 01:09:45,340 --> 01:09:48,260 Miss Jackie, this has gone far enough. 513 01:09:49,460 --> 01:09:50,460 I'm calling your father. 514 01:09:51,279 --> 01:09:54,200 Good, because when do we really need to talk to him? Our club. 515 01:09:54,700 --> 01:09:55,740 We must find him. 516 01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:58,600 Come on, darling, let's watch the six o 'clock news. 517 01:10:07,020 --> 01:10:08,680 Is Senator Trent there? 518 01:10:09,140 --> 01:10:10,840 Yes, I know he's in a meeting. 519 01:10:11,980 --> 01:10:13,360 But this is an emergency. 520 01:10:13,820 --> 01:10:15,680 Tell him I will not be responsible. 521 01:10:16,260 --> 01:10:22,020 For what? For a pterodactyl and a bunch of rats loose in the house. 522 01:10:22,940 --> 01:10:24,180 He's out of control. 523 01:10:29,500 --> 01:10:31,520 What are these images? 524 01:10:33,700 --> 01:10:34,820 These are pictures. 525 01:10:36,410 --> 01:10:38,030 See, that's one of Daddy and me. 526 01:10:39,150 --> 01:10:40,750 And this is Daddy and my mom. 527 01:10:41,950 --> 01:10:43,270 She's not with us any longer. 528 01:10:44,410 --> 01:10:47,730 She is... away on a journey? 529 01:10:48,910 --> 01:10:50,670 No, she died a couple of years ago. 530 01:10:52,030 --> 01:10:53,030 You must miss her. 531 01:10:55,030 --> 01:10:56,030 I do. 532 01:10:56,910 --> 01:10:58,190 Come on, let's watch the news. 533 01:11:15,280 --> 01:11:16,280 Television, Dar. 534 01:11:16,860 --> 01:11:18,340 Pictures of our world. 535 01:11:19,140 --> 01:11:23,740 Doctors say that former President Reagan will be able to dress himself again in 536 01:11:23,740 --> 01:11:27,260 no time. See, nobody admits that they watch it, but almost everybody has at 537 01:11:27,260 --> 01:11:31,080 least two of them. The Army Research Center is about to test a nuclear device 538 01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:33,080 known as the neutron detonator. 539 01:11:33,340 --> 01:11:34,780 What are you doing here? 540 01:11:37,400 --> 01:11:38,900 I'm singing. 541 01:11:39,340 --> 01:11:40,880 I study music. 542 01:11:41,360 --> 01:11:44,240 See, it's real important to me to convey emotion. 543 01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:47,560 You know, like laughs or tears. 544 01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:52,280 According to an article in the National Enquirer, this weapon is capable of 545 01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:54,820 destroying all life in a thousand mile radius. 546 01:11:55,120 --> 01:11:59,880 The government, however, has given no official word of its existence. This 547 01:11:59,880 --> 01:12:01,560 is really trying to get the bomb. 548 01:12:01,860 --> 01:12:05,800 ...in the Naval Research Center here at Long Beach. Can you find him? 549 01:12:06,220 --> 01:12:08,120 My pedal is already to the metal. 550 01:12:08,420 --> 01:12:10,400 And we can't go dressed like this. 551 01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:13,420 Daddy's got a lot in here that will fit you. Go. 552 01:12:14,060 --> 01:12:16,300 Bertie, please, go away. Fly away home. 553 01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:18,480 Here, put this on. 554 01:13:14,890 --> 01:13:15,890 Pardon me, sir. 555 01:13:16,150 --> 01:13:19,050 I'll be your liaison here on the base, Lieutenant Colonel. 556 01:13:19,910 --> 01:13:20,910 You again. 557 01:13:21,430 --> 01:13:22,490 At your service. 558 01:13:26,310 --> 01:13:28,410 Somehow I expected to find you here, Laura. 559 01:13:28,710 --> 01:13:29,950 Great minds think alike. 560 01:13:30,270 --> 01:13:33,390 Suppose you know where the neutron detonator is located? 561 01:13:33,650 --> 01:13:37,890 Well, of course. I even have the security badges to get us inside. 562 01:13:38,790 --> 01:13:40,870 Badges? I don't need badges. 563 01:13:54,060 --> 01:13:56,200 I'm sorry, sir, but I cannot allow you inside. 564 01:13:57,120 --> 01:13:59,000 What do you care to explain that, Sergeant? 565 01:13:59,440 --> 01:14:02,820 Your papers are correct, but your badges only give you E2 clearance. 566 01:14:03,460 --> 01:14:05,160 This is an E1 security area. 567 01:14:06,100 --> 01:14:10,240 You want me to tell General Binns that we were refused entry because security 568 01:14:10,240 --> 01:14:12,780 made some error and gave us the wrong badges? 569 01:14:13,020 --> 01:14:15,560 That won't be necessary, ma 'am. I'll call security right now. 570 01:14:15,900 --> 01:14:17,520 Sure, we can clear this matter up immediately. 571 01:14:58,150 --> 01:15:01,370 Red alert. Red alert. Factor B. 572 01:15:08,430 --> 01:15:09,450 Hate that when it happens. 573 01:15:09,930 --> 01:15:11,950 One of my former partners had the same problem. 574 01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:47,380 Go, go, go! 575 01:16:28,430 --> 01:16:31,350 All that you know shall be mine. 576 01:16:33,110 --> 01:16:35,010 Out of my brain! 577 01:16:35,590 --> 01:16:37,450 Oh, yes. Oh, yes. 578 01:16:37,670 --> 01:16:39,010 Yes! Yes! 579 01:16:41,930 --> 01:16:47,750 So, my lovely, lovely, you intended to kill me so you could rule my kingdom by 580 01:16:47,750 --> 01:16:51,030 yourself? No, you need me to get out! 581 01:16:59,820 --> 01:17:02,660 portal opens only on a full moon. 582 01:17:04,100 --> 01:17:06,620 And that's tonight. 583 01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:09,240 Bye -bye. 584 01:18:18,890 --> 01:18:22,650 chat with general bin see senator herbert trent's my dad or not lady 585 01:18:22,650 --> 01:18:26,430 getting in during a red alert this is absolutely ridiculous 586 01:18:26,430 --> 01:18:33,770 our 587 01:18:33,770 --> 01:18:34,770 time 588 01:18:48,010 --> 01:18:49,010 What, you again? 589 01:18:49,670 --> 01:18:50,830 At your service. 590 01:18:54,910 --> 01:18:56,150 Get out of my car! 591 01:18:57,070 --> 01:18:58,650 What do you wish me to do, fly? 592 01:18:59,370 --> 01:19:00,970 Well, you are a witch, aren't you? 593 01:19:01,210 --> 01:19:02,210 Now get out! 594 01:19:02,890 --> 01:19:04,990 You need me to help you find him. 595 01:19:05,530 --> 01:19:07,570 I thought you were on Arklon's side. 596 01:19:07,870 --> 01:19:09,210 I'm on my side, Kit. 597 01:19:09,970 --> 01:19:11,930 In your world, I'd be an arbitrage. 598 01:19:13,350 --> 01:19:15,150 Arklon is going to the portal. 599 01:19:16,300 --> 01:19:17,960 It's that alley that we came through. 600 01:19:18,440 --> 01:19:21,680 He has two hours after sundown to pass through, or it closes on him. 601 01:19:23,800 --> 01:19:26,800 Well, with the traffic, it'll take us at least that long to get there. 602 01:19:27,020 --> 01:19:28,240 You'd better be telling the truth, witch. 603 01:19:28,520 --> 01:19:31,560 I know, I know. You'll cleave my black heart and my bosom. 604 01:19:31,960 --> 01:19:35,280 Look at the life of me. I don't know why everyone wants to cleave my bosom. 605 01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:37,860 Trust me, it cleaves just fine by itself. 606 01:20:01,420 --> 01:20:02,420 Hey, I'm back to the bay. 607 01:20:05,760 --> 01:20:06,760 Victory! 608 01:20:11,700 --> 01:20:15,700 Yeah, well, if you didn't let him go in the first place... Yeah. 609 01:20:16,660 --> 01:20:19,740 Yeah, I know you lost him. Yeah, yeah. Well, we're here with General Benz right 610 01:20:19,740 --> 01:20:20,740 now, working on a plan. 611 01:20:20,780 --> 01:20:21,780 Uh -huh. 612 01:20:22,940 --> 01:20:24,000 Right? Yeah. 613 01:20:37,260 --> 01:20:42,560 Okay, the point is, will you be able to stop the damn thing once we find it? Oh, 614 01:20:42,560 --> 01:20:43,560 yeah. 615 01:20:43,640 --> 01:20:44,640 Half an hour. 616 01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:48,780 And then... Bluey. 617 01:20:50,660 --> 01:20:53,680 Chief, we're checking the alley where we found her. 618 01:20:54,100 --> 01:20:56,600 What are you doing here? Get down there. Go on. 619 01:21:41,520 --> 01:21:47,480 In the name of our father, King Zed, leave this weapon and return to our 620 01:21:47,480 --> 01:21:48,239 with me. 621 01:21:48,240 --> 01:21:49,880 All this evil must cease. 622 01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:52,900 Oh, my dearest brother. 623 01:21:54,180 --> 01:21:55,180 Brother! 624 01:21:56,380 --> 01:21:59,820 The things I could have taught you. 625 01:22:00,860 --> 01:22:01,860 Things. 626 01:22:03,480 --> 01:22:05,820 Unfortunately, I don't have the time. 627 01:22:06,620 --> 01:22:09,040 I have to get back to our world with this device. 628 01:22:09,880 --> 01:22:15,040 And without you, you must pass me first. 629 01:22:15,540 --> 01:22:16,540 Really? 630 01:22:17,400 --> 01:22:22,080 Well, that's nothing but a minor inconvenience, isn't it, little brother? 631 01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:29,380 Don't you just love this town? The music, the life. 632 01:22:29,840 --> 01:22:33,400 He thinks I'm going back to dust the old desert with his brain dead. 633 01:22:34,220 --> 01:22:37,760 Ronald, you've got to do me a favor, okay? You have to... I have to reach my 634 01:22:37,760 --> 01:22:39,000 father, Senator Trent. 635 01:22:39,240 --> 01:22:40,300 Who is Senator? 636 01:22:40,600 --> 01:22:42,560 Well, it's not a world ruler, but it's a start. 637 01:22:42,960 --> 01:22:44,360 I have to help Dar. 638 01:22:44,660 --> 01:22:46,640 Hey, you be careful. 639 01:22:50,700 --> 01:22:51,220 I 640 01:22:51,220 --> 01:22:58,540 tell 641 01:22:58,540 --> 01:22:59,540 you the truth. 642 01:22:59,840 --> 01:23:02,580 I would rather Ben an only child. 643 01:26:04,970 --> 01:26:06,370 I hope you've enjoyed flying Jackie Airlines. 644 01:26:07,150 --> 01:26:08,090 We lost 645 01:26:08,090 --> 01:26:15,250 him. 646 01:26:15,470 --> 01:26:20,010 I want all available choppers to the north side. This is a code six. I 647 01:26:20,090 --> 01:26:21,090 code six. 648 01:26:22,350 --> 01:26:23,710 Vandalski, let's get out of here. Come on. 649 01:26:27,150 --> 01:26:30,470 Now, let us make haste. 650 01:26:31,590 --> 01:26:33,450 Our clown must not be allowed to escape. 651 01:26:34,540 --> 01:26:36,240 That's easier said than done. 652 01:26:42,320 --> 01:26:46,340 It's traveling through a leafy green area. 653 01:26:47,280 --> 01:26:48,280 Brick buildings. 654 01:26:50,500 --> 01:26:52,100 Sounds like Griffith Park to me. 655 01:26:52,760 --> 01:26:53,840 We're on our way. 656 01:27:17,890 --> 01:27:18,890 Wait a minute. 657 01:27:20,110 --> 01:27:21,110 Something's happening. 658 01:28:10,350 --> 01:28:12,350 the way to my kingdom. 659 01:28:13,670 --> 01:28:14,930 My kingdom! 660 01:28:34,290 --> 01:28:36,630 You've been spying on me again, haven't you? 661 01:28:39,050 --> 01:28:42,210 You and I have a score to set a little beast. 662 01:28:42,590 --> 01:28:43,590 Oh, yes. 663 01:28:43,730 --> 01:28:44,730 Wow. 664 01:28:46,910 --> 01:28:49,450 Look at these scars you gave me. 665 01:28:49,870 --> 01:28:50,870 Look! 666 01:29:16,240 --> 01:29:17,960 You've bothered me for too long, little brother. 667 01:29:18,420 --> 01:29:20,340 Now I think a time we separate. 668 01:29:21,620 --> 01:29:22,860 He was my friend. 669 01:30:18,480 --> 01:30:22,740 Now it's time to learn the real power of our God, brother. 670 01:30:24,060 --> 01:30:25,100 Sword to sword. 671 01:30:25,940 --> 01:30:28,160 Man to man for the possession of the device. 672 01:30:28,960 --> 01:30:31,780 A flair for the dramatics. I like that. 673 01:30:38,480 --> 01:30:44,140 You realize this key still has enough power to ignite the weapon. 674 01:30:46,670 --> 01:30:47,790 Then we both die. 675 01:30:48,970 --> 01:30:50,550 Yes, how glorious. 676 01:30:50,950 --> 01:30:52,390 What a glorious death. 677 01:30:52,830 --> 01:30:56,890 Think of the multitudes of souls who we will take to hell with us. 678 01:31:01,990 --> 01:31:03,230 It's good to see you again. 679 01:31:06,490 --> 01:31:08,930 I'd feel better if you held on to that for a while. 680 01:31:12,470 --> 01:31:15,910 Now, shall we continue? 681 01:31:48,490 --> 01:31:51,530 adventure island living in complete harmony. 682 01:31:53,290 --> 01:31:57,550 It's the most exciting live animal act west of the Serengeti. 683 01:31:58,050 --> 01:32:03,210 Our trainers have worked long and hard to overcome their natural animosity. 684 01:32:03,710 --> 01:32:07,010 See how they express their love and affection. 685 01:32:07,250 --> 01:32:11,330 One of us must die. It is such a pity. It must be you. We're of the same blood. 686 01:32:18,250 --> 01:32:20,750 What's this frolic together in the center ring? 687 01:32:21,630 --> 01:32:24,390 Adventure Island's most engaging couple. 688 01:32:25,590 --> 01:32:27,630 Let's see if we can get them to kiss. 689 01:33:42,600 --> 01:33:43,600 is for the women! 690 01:35:27,920 --> 01:35:28,920 Read me, friend. 691 01:35:35,640 --> 01:35:39,740 General Vince, the detonator is here. We have to hurry. 692 01:35:50,740 --> 01:35:53,560 Take care of those animals, Vandalsky. Watch where you step. 693 01:36:18,030 --> 01:36:19,030 They're bluey. 694 01:36:19,430 --> 01:36:21,470 I remember. 695 01:36:21,890 --> 01:36:22,890 Oh. 696 01:36:23,790 --> 01:36:26,310 I remember this. 697 01:36:27,250 --> 01:36:28,530 One of these. 698 01:36:38,110 --> 01:36:40,850 Oh. I remember. 699 01:36:41,350 --> 01:36:43,170 He remembers. 700 01:36:43,430 --> 01:36:44,430 I think. 701 01:36:44,690 --> 01:36:46,330 I think they're on. 702 01:36:59,080 --> 01:37:00,080 I'll jerk you something! 703 01:37:39,340 --> 01:37:40,560 this weekend would turn out like this. 704 01:38:27,690 --> 01:38:29,530 You have to go back to your world? 705 01:38:31,970 --> 01:38:33,490 This is a great responsibility. 706 01:38:34,950 --> 01:38:38,370 It's time someone used it for the benefit of my people. 707 01:38:46,730 --> 01:38:47,730 Thank you. 708 01:38:50,570 --> 01:38:52,150 For being my friend. 709 01:38:56,270 --> 01:38:57,390 More than that. 710 01:39:06,250 --> 01:39:09,370 Oh, I almost forgot to give you your little thief. 711 01:39:10,310 --> 01:39:11,310 Oh. 712 01:39:12,510 --> 01:39:13,510 No. 713 01:39:15,280 --> 01:39:16,560 I want them to stay with you. 714 01:39:17,120 --> 01:39:18,860 Somebody to keep you out of trouble. 715 01:39:19,280 --> 01:39:21,380 Oh, come on. Me get in trouble? 716 01:39:23,320 --> 01:39:26,200 I guess they don't look much like Raph after all. 717 01:39:27,960 --> 01:39:28,960 And you. 718 01:39:30,180 --> 01:39:32,320 You're just a big pussycat, aren't you? 719 01:39:37,580 --> 01:39:38,620 Say goodbye. 720 01:39:47,780 --> 01:39:48,780 Yeah. 721 01:39:52,020 --> 01:39:56,560 Will you... You know, I mean, after you straighten things out in your world, 722 01:39:56,720 --> 01:39:59,480 think you might come back sometime? 723 01:40:01,340 --> 01:40:02,900 I would like that very much. 724 01:40:04,100 --> 01:40:07,340 And... I have the key. 725 01:41:01,099 --> 01:41:04,500 Where? Oh, Poro and Poro. 726 01:41:04,920 --> 01:41:06,760 Talk about your wild weekends. 727 01:41:07,320 --> 01:41:09,640 This one goes down in the record book. 728 01:41:10,600 --> 01:41:12,080 Sword fights to the death. 729 01:41:13,300 --> 01:41:14,520 Thermonuclear destruction. 730 01:41:16,460 --> 01:41:19,460 Time travel to a land that doesn't have gas stations. 731 01:41:21,300 --> 01:41:23,180 I mean, how much fun can a girl take? 732 01:41:27,880 --> 01:41:28,880 I know. 733 01:41:29,920 --> 01:41:31,320 I'm going to miss him, too. 734 01:41:34,400 --> 01:41:36,040 He was really something special. 735 01:41:57,420 --> 01:41:58,420 Good day, brother. 736 01:41:59,460 --> 01:42:01,600 It seems you've traveled a long distance. 737 01:42:03,260 --> 01:42:04,260 You'll never know. 738 01:42:05,580 --> 01:42:07,620 What brings you to this forsaken desert? 739 01:42:08,120 --> 01:42:10,040 My brothers and I are on a pilgrimage. 740 01:42:11,700 --> 01:42:15,100 We've come to worship the sacred object left by God. 741 01:42:21,420 --> 01:42:24,980 No one knows what it is or how it works. 742 01:42:25,870 --> 01:42:27,970 But everyone wants to prevent it. 743 01:42:35,930 --> 01:42:39,130 Rock and roll. 744 01:42:40,390 --> 01:42:41,570 Rock and roll. 745 01:42:43,530 --> 01:42:44,830 Rock and roll. 746 01:42:46,310 --> 01:42:50,230 Rock and roll. 747 01:42:50,730 --> 01:42:53,770 Day after day, night after night. 748 01:42:54,230 --> 01:42:55,510 Rock and roll. 749 01:42:57,100 --> 01:43:01,400 I searched the sky, and I called out your name. 750 01:43:02,380 --> 01:43:07,000 I'm on the run, and you're not here with me. 751 01:44:18,570 --> 01:44:19,570 i'll be the 51727

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