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Did I lie?

How was it?

Terrible, actually.

Really?

Landon, relax. I'm kidding.

You were right. It was amazing.

You're amazing.

You must be getting a little sick of me telling you that.

Are you kidding?

I love it.

I love you, Steph.

You do?

There. I finally said it.

Have you been waiting a while?

About three months.

That's how long we've known each other.

You're keeping track, too?

I'm in love with you, too, Landon.

Yeah?

Yeah.

I can't believe I still haven't seen your house.

Well, I wanted you to fall in love with me, not my house.

So, now that we're in love and all, I think it's time that you met my mother.

She just got into town and she'll be staying with me for a few weeks, so the

timing's perfect.

Unless you think it's too soon.

No, no, no. I was about to say the same thing to you.

I really want you to come to the house.

Meet my father and my sister.

I would love that.

Let's do it.

Right away.

I don't know.

How about tomorrow?

That's the absolute soonest.

What's wrong?

I don't know.

I mean, do you think your father will like me?

Yes, of course he will.

I'm serious, Landon. We come from two completely different worlds. Your family

is like cover of Forbes magazine.

And mine... We're... not.

None of that's important, okay?

And as far as him liking you,

that was my experience.

George Rudolph won't know it's him.

I hope that you're right.

How about your mother?

Think she'll like me?

Christine is just going to eat you up.

That's good, kids.

Are you okay?

Um, yeah.

I just got a little bit...

Dizzy all of a sudden.

I'm good.

Actually, I'm great.

Hey, it's Denise.

Yeah. I need you to do me a favor.

Should we go?

Yeah, let's.

I can't wait for tomorrow.

Me too.

But are you sure I can't come in tonight?

I'm still feeling a little weird.

I'm sorry.

But I need to get my beauty rest for tomorrow.

Give me a break.

You don't even need a beauty nap.

Don't forget my mom's inside.

Tomorrow.

Love you.

Love you too.

You startled me.

How'd it go?

Excellent.

Wow, this place is bare enough.

And big.

Uh -huh.

You're looking a little nervous. Are you all right?

Maybe I am. Did you tell him twice?

There they are.

Hi, baby.

I missed you.

And now I feel like Stephanie's such a knockout.

Apple tree.

Oh, this one's got sweet talker written all over him.

Landon, this is my mother. Mom, this is Landon. So nice to meet you, Miss

Barton. Name's Christine, and I'm a hugger, not a shaker.

Landon, Landon, Landon, I just love your home.

I've seen places like this only from the outside.

Thank you for hosting us today.

I should be thanking you.

Oh, I know. She's pretty special.

She sure is.

Come eat together.

After you.

Look who's here, Dad.

Who is this handsome gentleman?

Christine, Stephanie, this is my father, George. Ladies, welcome to my home.

And it's a lovely home, George.

Thank you for the invitation.

Oh, it's my pleasure.

And this is Stephanie.

Hello, Mr. Rudolph.

Please call me George.

So, do you live nearby?

Oh, well, I'm just visiting from out of town.

And I live a few towns over.

Sorry to say I'm wildly priced out of this neighborhood.

Don't be sorry about that.

Holy smokes, would you look at this estate.

It's just incredible.

It's such a beautiful day.

Can we take a look at the backyard?

Why not?

It's like paradise out here.

Just incredible.

We should see it at night.

We'll have to do that sometime.

Well, what do we have here?

Can't you just see me now?

Big floppy hat.

Sunglasses. Basking in the summer sun with an ice cold lemonade.

Watching my future grandchildren running their little legs off. Mom.

Too soon.

Oh, I don't know.

I kind of like them names.

Oh, George, take a look at them. Aren't they the loveliest couple?

Oh, my God, so much.

Hi.

Christine, Stephanie, this is my kid sister, Alice.

Just a few years younger, and he still calls me a kid.

Well, George, I must say, you do make the most beautiful children.

Yeah, him and my mother did a great job in that department.

Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that she passed.

Why? You didn't even know her.

Alice.

Sorry, sorry. I must be hungry or something.

Why don't we all move into the dining room, huh?

Sounds good to me.

Landon. Yeah.

Would you mind if I use the ladies' room?

Of course. Let me show you. Thanks.

Oh, it's just exquisite, Landon. How do you like it? Oh, it's beautiful.

Right over here, Christine.

Can you find your way back?

Yes, I can handle it.

Everything all right?

Yes, I'll be right there.

Ma 'am?

Bridget! Hi.

What are you doing in here?

Oh, well, I'm sorry. I was using the ladies' room, and I remembered that I

an important email to check up on.

So you just walk into a stranger's study and use a computer without permission?

Permission?

Oh, well, it's just an email. I didn't think he'd really mind.

But you're absolutely right.

I should have asked him first.

Can we... just keep this between the two of us?

My daughter is madly in love and she's trying to make a good first impression

the family.

And she will never forgive me if I'm the reason that it all goes south.

Well, Landon is in love with her too, so we can keep this between us.

Oh, thank you, Bridget. You're a lifesaver.

Can I show you to the others now, please?

Absolutely.

There she is.

Did you get lost?

Oh, I did.

Bridget found me.

Could you take a quick picture of all this?

Oh, do we have to? I hate having my photo taken.

Why's that?

Oh, I feel self -conscious, I guess.

You have nothing to worry about, Christine. You look beautiful.

Come over here and stand next to your daughter.

All right, just one.

Got it.

Thank you.

So how'd you two meet?

At a sports bar of all places.

Really? I was just there watching a game with a few friends. She came right up

and... Excuse me.

Honey, are you okay? You look a little pale.

I didn't want to say anything, but I am feeling a little bit off.

Oh, no.

You're not feeling well again?

Same thing happened last night at dinner.

I'm okay, really.

Just a little lightheaded, that's all.

We're all together.

We're having a nice time.

Let's just enjoy the day.

So how come there's no cute, fluffy animals scurrying around?

Well, that would be my fault.

I have a bad allergy and underlying condition.

Oh, no.

What is it?

Well, Dad's asthmatic. I mean, you've seen him with his inhaler.

Oh, is that what's going on?

Here I was thinking it was just me you were losing your breath over.

Sorry, did I forget to mention that my mother has no filter sometimes?

You certainly don't need to apologize for your mom.

Before we eat, I'd just like to make a quick toast.

I want to say how nice it is when two families can come together like this.

It's so awesome.

I'm sure this will be just the first of many meals shared between the Bartons

and the Rudos.

Cheers. Cheers.

Cheers.

Dinner's almost ready.

Detective Jenkins?

Hey, did you get what I overnighted you?

That empty wine glass?

The one with the fingerprints on it? Yeah.

And what exactly am I supposed to do with it?

What do you think?

Supposedly, they belong to a woman named Stephanie Barton, but you tell me if

that checks out or not.

On what basis?

On the basis that I don't think that's her real name.

Look, Denise, I can't go wasting taxpayers' good money on folks who may

not have committed a crime.

Should I just call the police?

Isn't that what you're doing?

I'm talking to a friend who was kind to me a year ago when that maniac killed

someone I love.

Denise. Look, you worked with my husband for years. Now you owe him.

Fine. I'll send it to the lab.

Thank you. But I hope you understand.

You sticking your nose back into this puts you at risk.

I get why you're obsessed with her.

Just let me know what you find out.

I'm just so embarrassed.

I can't believe that I ruined today.

Baby, it's okay.

You didn't ruin anything, honey.

Listen to your mom.

Despite the way it ended, it still went great.

In fact, my dad's so worried about you, he wants me to call him. Let him know

you're okay.

Am I okay?

I still feel so queasy.

What's wrong with me?

Steffi, are you late?

What do you mean?

I mean with her monthly visitor land.

Actually...

By a few weeks, maybe.

And the last couple of days, you've been nauseous?

Headaches?

Didn't you tell me recently you've been exhausted?

Yeah. It's not as if I'm not sleeping.

I felt the same way 33 years ago.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You don't think that I'm pregnant?

I bet the house on it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Are you serious?

I might be a father?

Well, let's find out.

I picked up a home pregnancy test on the way over here.

That's why you had me stop?

My mom tends to know these things.

Well, should we go into the other room and test my theory?

This is so creepy.

Tell me about it.

Well, come on. Let's go into the bathroom.

Do you need a hand?

No, I've got her.

So,

how'd I do?

Hey, I've never been pregnant before. How do I know how they act?

I told them enough, though, right?

Yeah, you did fine.

But we have a lot more work to do.

So where's the test?

Here.

And you really think he's just going to believe this piece of plastic?

Don't worry, darling.

I've got a lot more plant.

We got this.

Well?

What's the verdict?

Two bars.

Meaning? You're going to be a daddy, Landon.

Landon?

Now, Stephanie.

Uh, pregnant, apparently.

You joking?

Did you just say you knocked this girl up?

We weren't trying to. It just happened, I guess.

You guess?

How do you know this?

She took a pregnancy test.

Showed me the stick afterwards.

Two bars.

Oh, that doesn't mean anything.

Anyone could get their hands on one of those.

I knew a girl in college who tried to trap her boyfriend with that same

technique. That's ridiculous.

Isn't it?

Son, you've always been a little gullible.

And your judgment's definitely been questionable.

What's wrong with my judgment?

Fine, I made a bad call or two with work, but... I don't know.

Maybe this will be exactly the thing I need to focus more.

Yeah, because a crying baby's good for focusing.

I'm not trying to insult you.

It's just I'm very used to people trying to take advantage of me. It's what

happens when you have a lot to take advantage of.

Well, I like to believe in the good in people.

I did too.

Until I was about ten years old.

Time you grew up, son.

That's what I'm trying to do.

So answer.

Hey, baby. How you feeling?

Okay.

Yeah?

Yeah, sure. I can do that.

Tomorrow's fine. Just let me know what time.

Okay.

Call me back.

Okay. Love you.

Stephanie's setting up an appointment with her OBGYN.

Wants me to go with her.

My eyes are open, guys.

Okay?

But I know this girl.

I know her.

She wouldn't lie to me.

Fine.

See what the doctor says.

Then we'll go from there.

That must be good.

Three tons away.

He's the best.

Jeez, Landon.

What if we're actually having a kid?

Oh, you are. Trust me.

Are you as freaked out as I am?

That's an accurate assessment.

Maybe more.

Don't worry.

Figure it out.

I don't know about you two.

Something about all this feels just right.

Yeah.

Me too.

And how are we doing in here?

We're all a little anxious.

Speak for yourself.

Well, let's end the mystery, shall we? I got your test results.

And? And the results are confirmed.

Congratulations, Mommy.

Oh, I knew it. I just knew it.

Is that too much? I don't want to hurt the baby.

I've been pregnant for like a minute. You're not going to break me.

Congratulations, baby.

When you turn my newborn so long as we can wrap things up, sometimes mommies

-be have embarrassing questions they like to ask their doctor.

You got it.

We'll be right outside.

Okay.

So.

Are you a good man, Landon?

Excuse me?

I said, are you a good man?

My gut tells me you are.

And Stephanie surely says so.

I just hope that you really do love my daughter like you say.

I really do.

Good.

Because now there's a child in the mix.

And a child needs a mother and a father at home together.

That was the way I was raised, Christine.

And that's how I plan on raising my kids.

All right, then.

I feel better.

I can't believe that.

Got this girl pregnant.

You know her name is Stephanie.

We've known for like 12 weeks.

So what?

So, you know, what do you know about her?

What do you know about anything?

I am just so relieved that you're okay.

I'm good, George.

Just got this baby growing in my belly.

Be honest with me.

What do you really think about all this?

Well, I think that I will do the grandpa thing very well.

What do you think?

I think that you're awesome.

I don't know about that.

Look, Landon, I know we don't always get along, but I need to look out for the

family, don't I?

You would do the same for me. Thank you for being so understanding.

I mean, these women are pretty much strangers to us.

And if anything... Yep.

I don't want to see you get hurt by this girl.

Thank you for that.

Really.

But I trust Stephanie.

So that means I trust your mother, too.

Hi, guys.

Hey. Boy, I love your necklace.

So pretty.

Thank you.

I guess you're a fool.

Thanks. I guess.

Someday, huh?

You can say that again.

We're going to be grandparents.

I just can't believe it.

It's wonderful, isn't it?

I just... I just wish they were marrying, that's all.

Oh, you and me too, believe me.

But with Stephanie pregnant, I will definitely support him no matter what.

I just can't wait to meet the little bugger.

You know, I've been thinking.

It might be a good idea if Stephanie moved in here with us so we can make her

comfortable as possible.

I think she would really love that idea.

And you too.

Me?

Really? As far as I'm concerned, you are more than welcome to stay with us

through the birth.

Georgia, I can't believe it. Thank you. You're the best.

You are so welcome.

Hi. Hi, George.

Where are the others?

Let's see.

Alice is over at a friend's house.

Stephanie and Landon, they went out. I don't know where.

Well, that's good.

I'm sure they could use some alone time.

Like all of us. Like all of us.

What are we watching here?

Just a little cable news.

Oh, we could do so much better than that.

Text from Landon.

Oh, really? What did it say?

Everything all right?

Look at that.

I feel ridiculous.

I'm not trying to kidnap me, are you?

Come on, just a few more steps.

Enough, I want my eyes back.

Okay, okay.

This is where we met.

I was sitting right over there with that booth when you came up to me and you

changed my life forever.

Do you remember what you said?

No. You said, move, I can't see the game.

No, I did not say that.

Yeah, you did.

I love that.

Well, that part I remember.

It was so crowded in here that night.

No one in here now.

I noticed.

Is that your doing?

Oh, look, our bartender has our drinks ready.

Sorry we can't both have our usual.

Grab him the lawyer?

Sure thing.

Thank you.

So, which one of these is for me?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.

Will you marry me, sir?

Yes? Yes.

This is crazy.

Are you happy?

So happy. Are you?

So many changes.

I know what I want.

I can't wait to tell our parents.

I don't think you'll have to wait all that long.

Mom?

Oh, congratulations, you two. Thank you.

Heard there was some kind of event going on here tonight.

Off to bed?

I am.

You going to stay up for a while?

I don't know.

I'm bushed.

What a day.

You said it.

You all settled in your room?

Oh, yes, it's just perfect.

Thank you, George.

Oh,

it's a done deal.

Our kids are getting hitched, and we're going to be grandparents.

We're going to make a great team.

Morning, Dad.

Morning, son.

How you feeling?

Feeling good. How about you?

Feeling good. Thank you.

I could take some more of that coffee, if you will. Yeah, sure.

Thank you.

So where's your fiancée?

She is still sleeping.

Last couple of nights have been a little rough.

Nausea and all.

I remember when your mother was pregnant with you, she spent half the time

hovered over the toilet.

You know, I'm proud of you, son.

For what?

Knocking up Stephanie?

Anybody can get a girl pregnant.

But not everybody steps up. Not everybody does the right thing.

That'd be the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

Look, it's not that I don't love you.

It's just that I expect more.

Trust me, Dad.

I know. Look, I know that I'm a little hard on you.

But if not me, then who?

I get it.

I'm just really glad you're cool with all this.

I know it was a pretty big surprise.

Well, Stephanie's my child.

You both seem very happy.

You're being responsible. You're doing the right thing. I can't ask for more

than that.

So, Christine's a real sweetheart, huh?

A real pistol, too.

Yeah, you might say that.

Do you like her?

I just met the woman.

Well, she seems to really fancy you.

Oh, really?

When did you become British?

Look, I just want to let you know, as far as Mom goes, if

something were to happen between the two of you, like romantically or anything,

I think it'd be a good thing.

Well, I appreciate that, but I'm not so sure your sister would agree.

Yeah. I haven't seen too much of her lately.

Yeah, she's been spending time with friends, avoiding the house.

Alice is young.

She misses Mom.

We all do.

But, I mean, who knows?

Maybe having someone like Christine in the house right now is exactly what she

needs. Good morning, gentlemen.

Good morning. Good morning.

Oh, have you boys eaten?

Oh, it's Bridget's day off.

Well, I could whip something up for you real quick.

That's fine, thank you. All I need is this fuel right here.

I'm good, thank you.

How'd you sleep?

Oh, lack of luck.

I'm just so comfy here.

How's my stepfie doing?

She had a tough night.

She's getting some rest.

Well, what to expect when you're expecting?

And how about you, George?

Did you get your rest?

I got my folate. Thank you. Then you might have the energy to properly show

around this house.

Finally.

Haven't I?

Ma 'am, I am embarrassed with all the craziness going on around here.

Let me make up for it.

Give you the cook's tour right now?

I'm ready.

Saddle up, ma 'am.

Have a good time, kids.

Thank you, son.

Here we go.

Thank you for the tour.

My pleasure.

Oh, you say that like it's a request or something.

You know, you have never told me what line of business you're in.

Steel.

George, don't tease a girl.

How are you feeling?

A little better.

Where is everyone?

I think my dad's still showing your mom around Casa de Rudolf.

How adorable would it be if they got together, too?

Yeah. Like some terrible sitcom you can't turn off.

This is my favorite room in the whole house.

Wow,

George.

I've never seen anything like it.

The men I've dated since Steffi's father passed...

And including Steffi's father.

They were all good men.

But they didn't exactly light the world on fire when it came to making money.

There's nothing wrong with that.

I know you say that, but I still feel like a country mouse in the city mouse

world. There's more to a man than his bank account.

Same is true for a woman.

Have you read all those?

For the most part.

A man is known by the books he reads.

Ralph Waldo Emerson.

Oh, and you know your poetry, too. Of course you do.

Lady Chatterley's Lover.

Well, I've read that one twice, actually.

Oh, you're a bit of a dirty bird.

Oh, that's a nice chess set.

Is it just for show?

Are you kidding?

I use chess strategies to make most of my business ones.

Do you play?

I thought you'd never ask.

I just love this game.

You sit across from another person, your competitor, and you just watch all the

pieces move on the table.

One piece here, one piece there.

And you never know what the other person's thinking.

Exactly.

It's kind of a microcosm of life.

That's what my father felt.

He taught me how to play when I was barely ten years old.

I think he just wanted someone to play with.

But, boy, did I love those afternoons.

Rainy days, especially.

I used to play Ellen in this room at least twice a week.

She beat me most days.

But every once in a while, she'd let me win.

You must miss her a lot.

You don't spend the better part of your life with a person and not feel the loss

when they're gone.

That's a sweet thought, George.

And I agree with you.

aren't over yet.

Point taken.

It's your move, Christine.

I thought I just made it.

Gently. Oh, George.

Well done.

Wanna go take a nap?

Yeah, let's go.

Hello. Oh, Bridget.

I thought today was your day off. Yeah, looks like you did.

I forgot something.

I had to come back and get it. Oh, well, I bet you're wondering what I'm doing

in here.

Yeah, since it is the second time I caught you going through George's thing,

am.

Oh, well, I have just got a mother of a headache, and I...

I was looking in his bathroom, and I didn't see any aspirin, so I thought

would check his nightstand real quick.

Great.

So you wouldn't mind if I went and told him you were in here?

Well, you know, I got the headache from playing chess with him all morning, so I

don't think he'll mind.

But come on, let's go tell him together.

Fine. I really don't know why you're making such a big deal about this.

Wait, wait, I just have one last thing to say.

What? Have a nice trip, bitch.

And how long was she working for you?

She'd been running our house for a few years.

I can't believe she's dead.

I know.

One day she's here taking care of us, the next.

I'm so sorry. I know how much you liked her.

Did anyone actually see her take the fall?

No.

I mean, I don't think so.

I know I didn't.

It was her day off. She shouldn't even have been here.

She wants to come back for something.

Where were you all when it happened?

We were taking a nap upstairs.

I was out back reading the paper.

I was outside on the phone with a friend when I came in, and she's laying there

on the floor.

How about you?

Me? Well, I had been playing chess with George all morning, and then I went up

to my room to relax for a bit.

You know, I barely knew her, but I just feel awful about this.

Yeah, well, you'll be surprised how often accidents happen in the home. Just

like this.

Common as a cold.

This is such a shock.

It's terrible.

What really happened up here?

Bridget fell down the steps.

Fell? Or pushed?

Now, why would someone want to do that?

Tell me the truth.

I don't have to tell you anything.

Forget about the maid. It's old news.

And get your head back into the game.

Vladimir, what are you doing out here?

Calm down.

I said to come by and touch base with you before I make my play.

Oh, I should just calm down then. Thank you for the brilliant advice. You know,

I'm kind of in the middle of something in there. Yeah, I know.

So, is everything still going according to plan?

So far, so good, I guess.

Yeah, no major surprises?

A dead maid took a tumble down the turkeys yesterday.

Dead maid, yeah, that's kind of a left turn there.

I know she's lying about it. Says the woman fell, but she had to get some help

falling down the stairs.

By help, I mean a big old push.

Yeah, that sounds like a classic.

She's got to be holding on to a card, working all the angles.

And keeping us in the dark just long enough to get us to do what she needs

Mm -hmm.

She definitely has an M .O.

She can't find out that I told you about this.

Well, trust me, I'm not going to tell her.

She would never trust that we wouldn't try to double -cross her on this, and

then she would put a stop to this before we even got started.

I can't have that happen.

I need this money to come through.

Yeah, you and me both.

Okay, when we're in there, alone with her, what are you going to do?

I'm going to get into actor mode and just keep pretending that we're complete

strangers.

You nail this part, and I promise you we are golden.

Now, what am I going to tell her?

on how I tracked it down.

You got anything?

I don't know.

I don't think so.

Well, we did take this engagement photo that got posted online.

I mean, it's all of us together, one big happy family.

Couldn't you say you came across it and recognized your old partner?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's good. That'll work.

I really hope I didn't make a mistake pulling you into this.

Oh, yeah, that's funny.

But that's exactly what I thought last year when I found you.

Scamming all those guys and the online dating crap.

Who helped you out?

Who gave you a chance on a better score to get some training?

You don't have to keep reminding me. I know that I owe you.

After this, you won't.

All right. I better get back inside before someone gets suspicious.

Well, off you go.

I'll see you later.

I was just thinking.

Well, I hope it's not about moving that rook too soon.

No, no. I was thinking maybe we should postpone the wedding for a while.

Why?

Because of Bridget?

Well, that and things have been moving pretty fast around here.

Might be time to put the brakes on for a bit.

Well, maybe we should talk about that.

We are talking about it.

I just think a pause might be in order.

Who's that?

I'm not expecting anyone, are you?

No.

Oh, God, I forgot we don't have Bridget anymore.

Do you want me to go? No, no, I'll get in.

Yes?

Hello there.

Hi. You must be Stephanie's fiancé.

I'm James.

Landon, I have heard nothing but good things about you.

Oh, well, come on in.

Stephanie, Christine, there's someone here to see you guys.

Thought you weren't expecting anyone.

I'm not.

You two have a visitor.

Your cousin James stopped by. Isn't that great?

Hey, James.

Auntie Christine.

What are you doing here?

I'm here to see my favorite auntie. And cousin, come here, you.

How long has it been?

I don't know. You tell me.

Too long.

Far too long.

And how did you find us? Well, my mother told me that you're not staying. It's

definitely just staying here instead. So I figured, to heck with it. I'll just

drop by and surprise you. You sure did.

What's going on?

Oh, well, this is my nephew, James.

James, I'm George Rudolph. I know who you are. You are George Rudolph.

Steel mogul. Andrew Carnegie at times.

You're going a little too far there.

Well, it's an honor, sir. Nice bottle.

You heard Stephanie's pregnant, I take it. Well, I couldn't very well show up

empty -handed, now could I?

Champagne for everyone.

Except for the mother, of course.

So, Auntie Christine, are you happy to see me or what?

Thrilled to death.

Welcome.

Oh, I do love this room you have here, Aunt Chris.

It is a nice room, James.

It'd be a flippin' shame if I had to mess it up by shooting you.

What, you mean again?

Careful.

Maybe a lot harder to explain away this than the maid.

I don't know what you're talking about.

What are you doing here, James?

Well, I'm getting in on the action.

What gives you any right to just get in on the action, huh?

So I'll tell you.

I was abruptly eliminated from the last score that I had here with your mother.

So we're going to make that right.

You shot this guy?

Your last partner?

No, he got in the way of someone else's bullet.

This is getting so out of hand.

First the maid goes down, then this dude shows up. I came here to make money,

okay? I don't want to kill anyone.

Having second thoughts?

I know I'm not.

Hey, I got pushed out of the money on that job, too.

But you didn't have to take a bullet for the effort.

Do you even know what the grift is? Of course I do.

Just in and screw, marry, run.

You find yourself in a family way on the night's unsuspecting fact downstairs.

Then you get them to make it official. Oh, by the way, bang up job.

I can tell. That is one smitten kitten.

Meanwhile, you are cozying up to the rich old man and making him comfortable

with the idea of combining the families.

And when they're not looking, you clean out the accounts and you get the hell

out of here.

What are we supposed to do with this?

Steph? Where are you?

I'll be right there.

Better go.

Steph?

So who told you we were here?

Oh, I saw the nicest engagement announcement online.

Oh, damn it.

Yes, you look different.

But I would never forget that face.

Look, this is happening.

Deal with it.

Unless, of course, you want me to go downstairs right now?

Blow this whole thing up?

You made the last job personal.

That was a one -time mistake.

All right.

I can use you.

What do you want me to do?

Just play the charming cousin for the time being.

And when the time comes for you to step it up, I'll let you know.

Great.

20%. Not a penny more.

Deal.

Let's talk about tonight.

You know what?

It's been the longest day.

Can we talk after I grab a quick shower?

Make yourself at home.

You certainly have.

So, are you surprised I found you?

Not really.

My random luck isn't nearly as good as the luck I make.

No hard feelings?

Any crash in the body?

No, we're good.

You think any of this is going to be a problem?

No.

I got this one locked, stock, and barrel.

I've heard that before.

I got it handled.

Alice, can we have a little chat? Maybe in the dining room.

Come on.

Anyone care for a refill?

Thanks, man. I think we're good.

No problem.

What? I'm just thinking about Mom.

Do you think she'd approve?

Yeah, I think she would. If you two are as lucky to have as many incredible

years as we did, you'll be fine.

Well, Dad, if you keep inching down the road you're on, I'd say you're going to

go two for two.

So what do you want?

Well, I'm more concerned about what you want right now.

Well, I don't want to be here, that's for sure.

My father made me come.

Well, that's because he's worried about you.

It's been pretty chaotic around here.

Chaotic? A woman died in our house.

Yeah, and that's a tragedy.

But you heard what the detective said.

These things happen all the time.

Meaning what exactly?

Meaning that we have to look forward.

We have to concentrate on the good things that Lot provides.

Especially when it comes to your mother.

Don't talk about my mother.

I only bring her up in the spirit of gratitude.

Look at your brother over there.

Don't you just thank future fatherhood when you see him?

And you.

You're going to be an aunt.

Now don't you worry.

Everything works out the way it's supposed to. Can I have everyone's

please?

Oh, your father wants them.

Come on in.

I'd like to propose a toast to my son, Landon, and my future daughter -in -law,

Stephanie. It was Mark Twain who said, to find the full value of joy, you have

to have someone to divide it with.

May you two divide it together.

Till the end of your days.

Cheers.

Here, here.

Thanks, Dad.

That was beautiful. That was George.

Well, I think I'll put on some music.

Yeah, sure.

Excuse me, please.

Hey.

Hello, cousin.

Finding your way around?

Well, this is not my first rodeo, but judging from the looks of it, it might

yours.

I'm green, but I'm not that green.

Any advice?

Do not let this get personal, like I did on my last job.

Whatever's going to happen to these people, it's going to happen.

She's a real smoothie, huh?

It sure is.

Just about the best I ever worked with.

Right up to the point when she shot me.

You need a new drink.

That I do.

Can I refill that for you?

All right, James. Thank you, sir. Oh, you're welcome.

Let me get you another one.

No, sir.

Certainly.

George, let me tuck you in, honey.

Oh, that's right.

That's right.

Inhale her.

Inhale. Are you excited, George?

Inhale her. Where is... Oh, there.

Oh, George.

What's wrong? Is that empty, George?

What the hell? What's wrong? Oh, dear.

Oh, no, George, that one's empty, too.

Who's going to kill me?

Oh, Charlie, I might have a little more juice.

That's good, George.

Oh, come on. Take a little more. You brass, come on.

Come on. You bitch. You bitch.

George, I've been called the worst.

You go for it, baby.

Go, go, go.

One more last breath.

George.

George.

George.

We're on now.

George! George!

Help!

Help! Oh, George!

George, are you breathing?

Help, George!

Help us! Help us! Break some inhalers! He can't breathe!

Ah, George, I'm so sorry.

Mission accomplished, baby.

See you on the other side.

Did you really have to put the old man in a coma?

What choice did I have? He was going to postpone the wedding and we couldn't

have that.

What did you think the shelf life is on us being here anyways?

I told this guy the plan and not me. It's on a need -to -know basis and he

needed to know.

Steph?

Steph?

We're out by the pool.

Look, when in doubt, stick to the plan.

We're close now.

Hi, baby.

Hey.

How's your father?

Still in the coma.

Doctors have no idea how long it's going to be.

I'll stay back at the hospital.

Maybe I should stay with her.

I'm glad that you're here.

I just don't understand how this happened. They found a bunch of

his system.

Did you see him take any pills last night?

No, I didn't see him take anything.

But now that you mention it, you did mention something about a headache.

Those things bring on asthma attacks all the time.

Well, he had a little bit to drink, too.

Maybe he wasn't thinking straight.

I just don't understand why there weren't more inhalers nearby.

There usually are.

He keeps a few in the nightstand next to his bed.

Well, he looked in that drawer and it was empty.

Whose job is it to keep it stocked?

Bridget.

Well, we can't even ask about it now anyway.

Maybe we should put off the wedding until we know what's going on with him.

Well, I agree.

We could have a nice, simple ceremony.

City hall.

Justice of the peace.

Just us.

I don't know.

Well, if it helps any.

Your father and I had a lovely chat about the two of you getting married.

What did he say?

Just how delighted he was that you had stepped up to the plate so quick.

He just couldn't wait for you two to be official.

Really? Oh, yeah.

But if we did this now, he'd miss the ceremony.

We're still going to have a big wedding bash for everyone.

It's just TBA for now.

I know your father is going to pull through this.

I just know it.

It might take him a little while to come back to us.

But when he does, he is going to be so happy that you fulfilled

your commitment to my daughter.

What do you want to do?

I want to do what you want to do.

And you really think this is what he'd want?

Absolutely.

Then let's give it to him.

His father's son, through and through.

Hey.

Oh, well, Alice.

I thought you were at the hospital still.

How's George?

Well, he's in a coma, so how good can he be?

I just spoke to Landon.

He said they're still getting married after all this.

Love conquers all, isn't it not?

He said something about you and my father talking about it. We did?

We talked about Tom and how precious it was.

Doesn't Tom much like you?

Well, he was telling me that...

All he had in his life was his work and you and Landon, and he wanted to

bask more in the joys of family, especially now that your mom had passed

He just seemed so thrilled that his legacy was going to grow with this baby,

but he wanted it to be legitimate.

Yeah, he would say that part.

Alice, look at me.

Your father is going to come out of that coma.

And when he does, he is going to burst with pride that we took charge and made

that marriage happen.

Okay?

So with the power vested in me by the state of California, I now pronounce you

husband and wife.

Till death do you part.

Hey, Ron.

Denise, where are you right now?

Outside the house, aren't you?

I shouldn't even tell you this, but I had those prints checked from the wine

glass you sent me.

Mm -hmm.

Go on. You should visit a Dr. McCarthy.

I'll text the address.

Hello, I'm Dr. McCarthy.

Nice to meet you, Doctor.

So...

What's the problem today?

Less of a problem, more of a question.

Well, most people sitting in that chair have one or two.

Ask away.

You have a pregnant patient, um, Stephanie Barton? She was in here

a couple of other people. Yeah.

I remember Stephanie.

How can you when her real name is Samantha Geller?

I had her prints checked, so that dog will hunt. I know nothing about that.

She's not pregnant at all, is she? I'm sorry, ma 'am, I'm not...

prevented to discuss other patients' health.

I hear that. I hear that, Dr. McCarthy.

But did you hear that someone died when those women moved in and another was in

a coma?

I don't know anything about that either, but it sounds like a situation that you

should stay away from.

Well, thank you for your time, doctor. I'm sure you'll be hearing a lot more

about this.

Good day.

Dr. McCarthy?

Oh.

Hi, doctor.

Is there a problem?

Oh, yeah.

I'm listening.

Some woman just left my office. She's asking if Stephanie Barton was actually

pregnant. Who?

Did she leave a name?

Yeah, Denise Lewis.

I don't know who that is.

She said Stephanie's not even her real name. I can tell she thinks of the whole

thing to scale.

Damn it.

I'm kind of freaking out.

Just calm down.

I'll handle it.

She also told me someone involved in the whole thing died?

And someone else is in a coma?

Sorry, Doc.

Above your pay grade.

Did you know what I signed up for? No. What you signed up for was to help us

falsify a pregnancy.

Now, I'm not an expert on the Hippocratic Oath, but I'm fairly

this kind of thing doesn't get you named Doctor of the Year.

most likely get your license revoked.

Or maybe something worse would happen to you.

Worse? Just keep the doctor -patient confidentiality and leave

this alone.

I told you, I'm handling it.

Just got a disturbing phone call from our good doctor.

Apparently, there's a woman asking not good questions about us.

Are you serious?

She claims that you're not really pregnant.

How would she know that?

I have no idea.

But I'm sure she doesn't have any proof or we would have heard something.

I don't know who she is or how she got onto it.

But we can't afford any more exposure on this job.

So what? I mean, plan on just giving up on the whole thing?

Hell no. We didn't come this far to leave without a flippin' payday.

How long before you can get into Landon's account?

He sent the paperwork to the bank combining our account.

Should be by tomorrow morning.

Then we finish this thing tonight.

What do you have in mind?

I'm thinking in a little while there's going to be a home invasion.

Which you'll be handling.

Put me in, coach.

I'm ready to go.

Then what happens?

One last tragedy befalls the Rudolphs.

Alice and Landon will be killed during the break -in.

Is that really necessary?

It's not what I had in mind, either.

We have a problem in our rear view.

And we have to clear the board.

Tomorrow morning, when everyone's trying to figure out what the hell happened

here, we'll be cleaning out Landon's accounts and getting as far away from

as possible.

He's in the house right now.

But I haven't seen her, though.

Do you know where Alice is?

Thank you.

Hi.

Hi. Do you have a few minutes to talk? It's important.

I'm sorry, I don't know who you are. It's about your house guests.

What about them?

Um, so, I know this is going to sound crazy, but

the women living in your house, they aren't who they say they are.

What are you talking about?

The older one.

Christine? Whatever name she's going by these days.

She's a con artist.

I knew something was wrong with him.

How do you know her?

She tried to scam a friend of mine out of her money, but I couldn't prove it

before she disappeared.

Any more than I can prove she's scamming your family for your money right now.

So wait, you don't have any proof of this?

Well, the younger one, I had her fingerprints checked, and her name, it

Stephanie Barton. It's Samantha Geller, and that doctor of hers I asked him a

few questions to.

I don't think she's pregnant at all.

My brother married this girl two days ago.

Oh, that's not good.

Why didn't you go to the police with this?

Because you can't have someone arrested just for going by a different name and

they haven't done anything illegally to you guys yet.

Nothing provable anyway.

Well, what am I supposed to do now?

I wish I had the answer to that. But I just wanted you to know what I know.

I don't want to see you get burned like my friend almost did or for anyone else

to wind up dead.

Dead?

My ex -husband, he got murdered during her last job.

Oh, my God.

She killed Bridget.

And I bet she's the reason my father's in a coma.

I'm sorry. I have to go.

doing okay?

Because you look a little jumpy.

Yeah, well, about to get real ugly here very soon.

Yeah.

Well, you don't have to be here when it goes down, so why don't you stop

thinking about that?

Hey, we are fast approaching the finish line, so you need to lose those jets.

Look at me.

You did a great job.

She had no idea that we knew each other before.

You're really just okay killing Landon and Alice?

It's not the part of the job that I look forward to.

Sometimes it's the job.

Best thing to do.

Just do it.

Forget about it.

We're just both really good people.

Yeah, who happen to unfortunately be in the way of our goal.

I've seen that look in your eyes before.

It's usually some small -time grifter who's looking to get deeper into the

You know, if this lifestyle isn't right for you, now's about the time you

usually figure that out.

So what's it gonna be?

I'm fine.

I'll go find that husband of yours.

Kiss him goodbye.

You sure it's okay?

I don't think that we'll be back too late.

Take your time.

You two deserve a night out.

Just be sure to bring back some dessert.

A big one.

I'm about to earn it.

Are you all right?

You're just a good man, Landon.

That's all.

I love you.

I love you, too.

We'll be back in about an hour.

Don't sweat it.

It'll be done before you get back.

Now, where's that new hubby of yours right now?

He'll be gone for a jog for the next 30 minutes or so.

Perfect.

Anyone seen his sister?

No.

But if she doesn't get back before we get back, just do land and trash the

real good.

We'll take care of Alex when we get back, if we need to.

Done.

Now, you all enjoy your meal now.

Thank you.

Yummy. Does this look good?

What are you going to order?

It's a little loud, aren't you?

It's loud enough to be alibied, but not loud enough to be vicious.

Wait a minute.

What? They're going to kill us.

What do you mean? They're calling artists.

They're planning to kill us right now.

Are you sure?

I just remembered.

What about James?

What about him?

He doesn't have an alibi.

Yeah, well, he'll have to come up with something on his own.

Or he'll find himself in a heap of trouble.

Either way, we'll be long gone before it catches up to us.

Hey!

Alice? Yeah, that's my real name.

What's yours?

Now what's wrong?

Nothing.

What? It's just, I was really hoping nobody had to die on this job.

That's a late plan.

I've seen it happen time and time again.

Just be happy that we still have an off -ramp.

So, what are you going to do next?

Where will you go?

I never really know that answer.

Doesn't that ever get old?

Not yet.

Well, let me know where you land.

In case I get a job I want to hire you on.

You got it.

No. What?

No.

What's wrong?

Cheers. Cheers.

Well,

thanks for joining us. Thanks for having me.

This is a nice sports bar.

How's your dad doing?

He's good, actually.

He came out of the coma yesterday.

He's confused as hell as to what went down, but he'll be back out here reading

his newspaper again.

I'm glad. I'm glad he's okay.

And we're okay, too. How could the view?

I just thank God that you stopped those maniacs from doing what they had planned

for you to.

But after Nevin, we would hit them.

I can't believe how easily I was duped by that girl.

Well, it seems like a heart is the most I regret, Pat, for these people to worm

their way into your life.

I want to find the woman who set this all up.

I'm so bad.

I know. I know you do, Landon, but...

Trust me, just be glad that you got out of this alive.

We have to understand and accept that there are different kinds of human

There will always be bad people taking advantage of good people.

Oh, hi. Come on in. I'll be with you in a sec.

Hi. All we can do is hope that one day... She gets what's coming to her.