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Okay, Matthew,
we won't be home late, okay?
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I've left dinner for you and
Ritchie on the kitchen counter.
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Where?
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Right there. Menu-- a 20.
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That's a five.
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And a coupon for carpet cleaning.
Just figure it out.
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Christine, you have got
to clean your bathroom.
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The mold on your showerhead
just gave me the finger.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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- Hi!
- Hey.
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Okay, I'm glad
you guys are here.
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Can't wait to get there.
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Oh, you love weddings, too?
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No, I hate weddings,
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but I love getting dressed up
and I'm breaking in a new bra.
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I should have worn a bra.
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I'm not going to let
that ruin my mood.
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Really? No bra?
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I got more support under here
than the troops in Iraq.
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Hey, so who's getting married?
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Our old college friend Ben.
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So what do we know about the bride?
Claire, right?
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Yeah. Well, Ben's great.
I'm sure she's great.
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I hope she's not
prettier than me.
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Yeah, nothing worse than a
wedding where the bride outshines
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the bitter drunk
lady in the back.
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I don't like that.
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Come on. Let's get going.
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They're having a champagne
reception before the ceremony.
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Hey, we should pick
a designated driver.
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- Odd finger out?
- Yeah.
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Whoa, whoa, what about me?
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What?
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What, I can go to a
wedding without drinking.
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I've done that before.
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When?
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Uncle Duddy's wedding.
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You were an eight-year-old
flower girl.
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I didn't have a drink
and I didn't wear a bra.
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Subtitles : Amariss & Raceman
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www.forom.com
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It was was such a
beautiful ceremony.
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When her dad walked her up there,
I totally lost it.
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Their vows were sweet,
but I thought it was a little tacky
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they used tongues
during the kiss.
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You didn't think it was tacky when you
shouted, "That's what I'm talking about!"?
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Okay, drunkies,
here's our table.
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All right, let's see,
who did they put us with? Oh, no.
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No!
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Uh! Not a chance.
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I can't find my card.
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You might want to
check table six.
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You guys made it.
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Ben! There he is! Oh, hey!
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My God, Christine,
you look fantastic.
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- Oh, please.
- Your hair got smaller
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and you stopped dressing
like Pat Benatar.
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Yeah, I don't miss those
black pleather pants.
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God, at the end of college, I had to
powder up to get in those babies.
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Barbara Jean-- "B.J."
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Benjamin Michael-- "B.M."
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Dude, you look great.
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Dude, so do you.
It's in the hole.
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Cinderella story,
come out of nowhere.
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What are they doing?
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Oh, it's from Caddyshack.
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We used to watch it
a lot in college.
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Oh, in college we
watched Titanic.
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"I'm so cold, Jack."
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You should rent it.
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Uh, Ben, this is my girlfriend
New Christine.
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Hi, I loved your wedding.
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I love all weddings.
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Except my dad's second wedding.
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My mom crashed it...
with her car.
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Well, there's no chance
of that happening here.
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My parents are dead.
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They were hit by a
car at a wedding.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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He's kidding, sweetie.
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You ass!
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Pretty funny. We were sued.
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I gotta go get another drink.
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Claire.
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These are my friends from
college I was telling you about.
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This is Richard.
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He's got a license
to kill gophers.
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Oh, Caddyshack. Yay.
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Great to meet you, though.
Thanks so much for coming.
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And this is Christine.
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Hi. Oh, what a great wedding.
You look so beautiful.
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Oh, thank you.
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So, this is Christine.
The famous Christine.
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The best friend,
the perfect woman.
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The one he can't stop talking
about even when he's asked to.
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Hi, I'm Barb.
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Oh, "B.J."
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I haven't been called that since
college for lots of reasons.
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Well, Ben tells me you're
an amazing singer.
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Oh, I don't know about amazing.
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I used to get up at open
mike night back in college.
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You know,
people seemed to like it.
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Standing ovations.
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You have to sing something
with the band later.
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That would be classic.
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Oh, I really don't do that anymore.
I'm kind of retired.
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- I understand.
- All right, I'll do it.
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By the way, that giant gift over there,
that's from me.
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In case the card falls off.
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Oh, shoot!
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I left your gift at home,
and it was so good, too.
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Mm. Well,
Ben loves your presents.
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He still wears that Jackson
Browne T-shirt you got him...
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all the time,
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even when he's asked not to.
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We should go say
hello to my family.
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I'll catch you guys later.
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Wow, she did not like you.
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Right? I know.
What the hell was that all about?
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Ben always had a thing for you.
She probably feels a little threatened.
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Oh, God, do I look that good?
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- No.
- No.
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Come on. Let's go get a drink.
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Yeah, go ahead and drink.
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I'll be here to pick up the pieces,
get you home safe.
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God, why do I always
have to be the grown-up?
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I am quickly falling out
of love with this new bra.
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Hello.
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Matthew, I forgot
the wedding gift.
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Listen, I need you to call
Ali and get her to come over
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and watch Ritchie and
you can bring it to me.
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What wedding gift?
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The chocolate fountain.
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It's in a big box on
the kitchen counter.
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Where is it?
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Just bring it.
I'm sober and I'm not in the mood.
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This is such a beautiful event.
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I love the place settings
and the flowers.
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It's a perfect size
for a wedding.
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Not too big, not too small.
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What would you
call this, medium?
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I guess.
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What kind of weddings
do you like?
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Short ones.
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I don't really think
about weddings.
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Yeah, me, neither.
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Be a shame to drive
into this wedding.
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- What can I get for you?
- Club soda.
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Boy, there are a lot of
drinkers here tonight, huh?
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I mean, I'm not judging.
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It's just sad.
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Well, I think everyone's
just having a good time.
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It's a... wedding.
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Champagne, please.
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So, listen, Claire,
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I am picking up some major
weirdness between us,
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and I really want to reassure you
that Ben and I were just friends.
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That is it, really.
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I'm sure he hasn't had a single
thought about me in 15 years.
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He married you.
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Can't we be friends?
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And before you answer,
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remember, you got a
great gift coming.
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With a really funny card.
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There are these two cows
on a racquetball court...
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No, no. Wait till you see it.
I don't want to ruin it, but...
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Uh, I'm sorry. It's a big day
and I'm a little wound up.
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It's just, he talks about
you in such glowing terms.
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I... I guess I made
you out to be a threat,
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but now that I've met you, I...
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I actually feel a lot better.
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Yeah, see?
I'm just a regular girl.
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I put my comfortable underwear
on one leg at a time.
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Although, actually, today I accidentally
put two legs through one hole
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'cause I was driving, but...
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I'm actually feeling
so much better.
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Good, good, yeah.
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Did you see that?
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I'm telling you,
if I had been drinking,
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it would have gone a
whole different way.
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I would have offended her
or spilled something on her
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and then, I don't know,
made out with her.
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Are guys always this
ugly at weddings?
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Hey.
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I got tired of waiting, I snagged a couple
of prime ribs off that table over there.
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The bride and groom's table?
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Yeah. They never eat
at their own wedding.
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It's so good.
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Definitely the best
thing about a wedding.
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So you do think about weddings?
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What?
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Well, earlier you said you
never think about weddings,
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but now you're saying you
like to eat at weddings,
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so you've obviously
thought about that.
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Yeah, I like to
eat at weddings,
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I like to eat at funerals,
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I like to eat in my car.
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I like to eat.
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What are we talking about?
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Nothing. You don't
have to freak out.
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I just want to know where
you stand on weddings.
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I don't really stand anywhere.
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I've been married, I had a wedding
and kind of glad to be done with it.
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That's all I wanted to know.
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I love you.
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It's in the hole.
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- So she doesn't hate you?
- No. I am telling you, Barb,
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I totally turned it around.
Not drinking at a wedding is amazing.
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My senses are sharper,
I can make quick decisions--
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I'm like a freakin' ninja.
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Hey, that sounds good.
I'm gonna have a kamikaze.
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Excuse me, everyone,
if I can have your attention?
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Uh, first I'd like to say,
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whoever stole our steaks,
we're going to find you.
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I'm serious. Not cool.
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Second...
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there are so many people who helped
make tonight the special night it is.
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But mainly,
I'd like to thank the woman I love,
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the girl of my dreams.
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I can't wait to begin
my life with her.
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I love you, Christine.
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Oh, crap.
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Oh, crap.
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I am telling you, Barb,
this one wasn't my fault.
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He said my name-- I was just sitting
there minding my own business.
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I can't help it if he
finds me irresistible.
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Club soda. Sorry.
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And a little garlic bread.
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Seriously, come on,
what am I gonna do now?
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It's a big room,
the cake'll be out soon--
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just lay low and
steer clear of Claire.
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I have no more ideas.
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Yes, I do.
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I'm gonna get a mai-tai.
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Fun wedding, huh?
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I feel like a fairy
tale princess.
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Did you see when
my mom threw up?
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Claire, I'm really sorry.
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No, no need to apologize.
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I'm glad I found out now--
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20 minutes after I agreed to
spend the rest of my life with him.
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No, no.
It was a mistake, you know?
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I was in his eye-line, and we'd been
talking, and it just slipped out.
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I know. Perfectly innocent.
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In fact, I'm sure you guys will
have a good laugh about it
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on your honeymoon at
the Four Seasons Maui.
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Oh. I heard about that place. That's
where you can swim with those dolphins.
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You've ruined my wedding!
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Claire, I know you're having a bad day.
Weddings are brutal for the bride.
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You're anxious, you're keyed up,
you've been drinking.
251
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I'm not judging. I mean...
252
00:13:52,268 --> 00:13:54,053
It's a little sad, but...
253
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Marriage is not
about the wedding.
254
00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:00,512
Nobody remembers the
toast or the food
255
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or those tacky
bridesmaids' dresses.
256
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- I made those.
- Beautiful!
257
00:14:06,195 --> 00:14:09,613
Anyway, marriage is
about the man you love
258
00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:13,351
and the man who loves you
more than anybody else.
259
00:14:13,456 --> 00:14:15,472
And that man is Ben.
260
00:14:17,217 --> 00:14:18,290
Wow.
261
00:14:18,965 --> 00:14:20,961
What a perfect thing to say.
262
00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:22,962
Thank you.
263
00:14:23,228 --> 00:14:24,621
You're welcome.
264
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:28,282
Hey, listen, is this one of those weddings
where you can take home the centerpieces?
265
00:14:28,387 --> 00:14:30,103
- No.
- Oh, okay, I'll...
266
00:14:30,206 --> 00:14:34,220
I'll, uh, I'll put it back.
It's-it's not... I can do that.
267
00:14:35,316 --> 00:14:38,572
You've been dating the girl for over
a year, you take her to a wedding,
268
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and you didn't think she
was gonna bring up marriage?
269
00:14:41,416 --> 00:14:42,652
Dope.
270
00:14:45,206 --> 00:14:46,391
I know.
271
00:14:46,827 --> 00:14:48,352
What exactly is the problem?
272
00:14:48,456 --> 00:14:49,861
Don't you want to marry her?
273
00:14:49,966 --> 00:14:51,910
It's not her, it's marriage.
274
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:54,131
It starts off with "I love you,"
and ends with her mother
275
00:14:54,237 --> 00:14:57,013
cutting my face out of all the
family photosos. True story.
276
00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:00,292
Marriage doesn't work.
277
00:15:00,398 --> 00:15:02,260
That's why more than
half of them fail.
278
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Hey, how you doing!
279
00:15:05,685 --> 00:15:07,702
You guys are gonna make it!
280
00:15:07,805 --> 00:15:09,931
Happy, happy, happy!
281
00:15:12,255 --> 00:15:13,392
Hit me.
282
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,853
I don't know what to do.
283
00:15:17,955 --> 00:15:18,992
I love her.
284
00:15:19,096 --> 00:15:20,672
I love what we have together.
285
00:15:20,778 --> 00:15:23,122
I could even see spending
the rest of my life with her.
286
00:15:23,227 --> 00:15:25,800
I just don't want to get
married and mess everything up.
287
00:15:25,905 --> 00:15:27,551
I love her too
much to lose her.
288
00:15:27,658 --> 00:15:30,131
Well, there you go--
tell her that.
289
00:15:30,345 --> 00:15:32,693
Yeah. I'll tell her that.
290
00:15:32,796 --> 00:15:34,251
It's perfect.
291
00:15:34,878 --> 00:15:36,332
Will you tell her that?
292
00:15:37,658 --> 00:15:39,471
No. It should be me.
293
00:15:39,967 --> 00:15:41,093
Right?
294
00:15:42,348 --> 00:15:43,390
Dope!
295
00:15:46,587 --> 00:15:49,172
And his mother used to
visit us in college
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00:15:49,278 --> 00:15:52,600
in this giant boat
of a Cadillac.
297
00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:56,692
Oh, my God...
she still has that.
298
00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:59,681
What? I can't believe
she's even still alive.
299
00:15:59,788 --> 00:16:02,143
She was, like,
a thousand when I met her.
300
00:16:03,617 --> 00:16:07,202
Of course she's still alive--
she's too mean to die.
301
00:16:11,128 --> 00:16:13,100
I can see why you
and Ben are friends.
302
00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:15,561
Oh, gosh, well,
there's nothing else we could be.
303
00:16:15,665 --> 00:16:21,061
I mean, that time we slept
together was a disaster!
304
00:16:24,306 --> 00:16:25,972
You slept with Ben?
305
00:16:30,927 --> 00:16:32,232
No.
306
00:16:35,956 --> 00:16:37,983
That mom is mean, huh?
307
00:16:39,338 --> 00:16:41,133
She ain't gonna die.
308
00:16:42,316 --> 00:16:44,583
He told me nothing ever
happened between you two.
309
00:16:44,688 --> 00:16:45,921
He lied to me.
310
00:16:46,027 --> 00:16:49,993
Oh, w... yeah, uh...
everybody lies.
311
00:16:51,528 --> 00:16:54,072
Hey, is there any chance we
can keep this between us?
312
00:16:54,177 --> 00:16:55,363
Excuse me.
313
00:16:58,195 --> 00:16:59,281
Ben?
314
00:16:59,856 --> 00:17:01,502
Claire, wait.
315
00:17:02,777 --> 00:17:04,172
You slept with Christine?
316
00:17:04,276 --> 00:17:05,942
You told me nothing happened.
317
00:17:06,047 --> 00:17:08,490
There's my beautiful bride.
Let's cut the cake.
318
00:17:08,867 --> 00:17:13,192
Ben, Ben, I may have inadvertently
mentioned that we slept together.
319
00:17:13,298 --> 00:17:14,720
I'm so sorry.
320
00:17:14,827 --> 00:17:17,441
Is that coconut? Oh, gross.
321
00:17:18,366 --> 00:17:20,653
I feel like our entire
relationship is based on a lie.
322
00:17:20,755 --> 00:17:23,053
Sweetie, come on,
it was a long time ago.
323
00:17:23,155 --> 00:17:24,473
I barely even remember it.
324
00:17:24,575 --> 00:17:26,062
Yeah, it was fast.
325
00:17:26,165 --> 00:17:27,581
I mean, good fast.
326
00:17:27,687 --> 00:17:29,450
Hey, you're in
for a real treat.
327
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:33,261
If it was nothing,
then why did you lie about it?
328
00:17:33,365 --> 00:17:35,190
And why did you say
her name in the toast?
329
00:17:35,295 --> 00:17:36,982
I don't know--
but you've got to believe me,
330
00:17:37,086 --> 00:17:38,792
I don't have any
feelings for Christine.
331
00:17:38,897 --> 00:17:40,683
And by the way,
it wasn't that fast.
332
00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:42,792
Wasn't that slow.
333
00:17:43,976 --> 00:17:47,251
Claire, I was 19,
40 pounds overweight.
334
00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:49,411
She's the only one that
would sleep with me.
335
00:17:49,606 --> 00:17:51,543
I don't mind a little chunk.
336
00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:53,461
Kind of dig it.
337
00:17:57,266 --> 00:18:00,550
I want you to stop talking
and start drinking.
338
00:18:00,658 --> 00:18:04,173
- But I'm the designated driver.
- I'm un-designating you.
339
00:18:04,277 --> 00:18:08,412
You're the only person I know who's
more of an ass sober than drunk.
340
00:18:08,598 --> 00:18:09,851
That's true.
341
00:18:11,516 --> 00:18:12,861
Oh, that's good.
342
00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:19,902
Yeah!
343
00:18:23,386 --> 00:18:24,471
Baby?
344
00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:27,143
- You alone?
- Yeah.
345
00:18:30,968 --> 00:18:32,520
I was just talking to Barb,
346
00:18:32,627 --> 00:18:34,941
and what I said before
came out all wrong,
347
00:18:35,045 --> 00:18:37,000
and maybe if I could
explain it to you,
348
00:18:37,106 --> 00:18:39,212
you'd understand
where I'm coming from.
349
00:18:40,517 --> 00:18:42,571
I'd love to hear
an explanation,
350
00:18:42,677 --> 00:18:45,242
because all I heard was that you
didn't want to get married again.
351
00:18:45,347 --> 00:18:47,063
That's not it at all.
352
00:18:47,855 --> 00:18:51,403
Let me just try to remember what I told
Barb, because she really got it.
353
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,071
I love you...
354
00:18:56,175 --> 00:18:58,563
but I'm never gonna marry you.
355
00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:03,400
Wait, that wasn't it.
356
00:19:03,507 --> 00:19:04,953
- That...
- I'm gonna go home.
357
00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:06,412
I have a lot to think about.
358
00:19:06,518 --> 00:19:08,810
No. No. It's you.
359
00:19:08,917 --> 00:19:10,730
I don't want to marry you.
360
00:19:11,778 --> 00:19:13,763
Damn it! Barb!
361
00:19:24,486 --> 00:19:27,980
Wow! There are a lot of
good-looking guys here.
362
00:19:32,347 --> 00:19:35,302
I'm good-looking... but stupid.
363
00:19:36,535 --> 00:19:37,643
Yeah.
364
00:19:39,498 --> 00:19:42,121
Oh, hey, there you are.
Here's your gift.
365
00:19:42,227 --> 00:19:44,642
I'm keeping it.
Chocolate fountain.
366
00:19:44,747 --> 00:19:46,943
40 bucks at a garage sale.
367
00:19:49,995 --> 00:19:51,730
Sit down--
Barb's about to sing.
368
00:19:51,838 --> 00:19:53,181
No, no, I wasn't gonna stay.
369
00:19:53,285 --> 00:19:55,323
Oh, no, you are.
You have to drive us home.
370
00:19:55,426 --> 00:19:58,770
I think we've had a little
too much to... with...
371
00:20:02,937 --> 00:20:06,210
Great. Nothing like being the
only sober person at a wedding.
372
00:20:06,318 --> 00:20:09,221
I could be home right now
eating used chocolate.
373
00:20:10,797 --> 00:20:14,210
Okay, guys,
I haven't done this in a long time,
374
00:20:14,318 --> 00:20:17,983
but this is for
Ben and Christine.
375
00:20:23,537 --> 00:20:25,820
Claire! Claire!
376
00:20:26,818 --> 00:20:29,342
Claire and Christine.
377
00:20:31,405 --> 00:20:33,272
That's what I'm talking about!
378
00:20:38,607 --> 00:20:43,261
# Lying in my bed #
# I hear the clock tick #
379
00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:45,850
# And think of you #
380
00:20:45,955 --> 00:20:48,912
# Caught up in circles #
381
00:20:49,018 --> 00:20:53,430
# Confusion is nothing new #
382
00:20:54,668 --> 00:20:56,480
Does that sound good to you?
383
00:20:57,337 --> 00:21:00,361
Oh, I mean, if anything,
she has gotten better!
384
00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:01,650
- Right.
- Yeah.
385
00:21:01,755 --> 00:21:05,551
And... and have you ever heard her
sing without a drink in your hand?
386
00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:08,842
No, 'cause in college,
I didn't never have...
387
00:21:13,316 --> 00:21:18,011
# If you're lost #
# you can look and you will find me #
388
00:21:18,126 --> 00:21:20,603
# Time after time #
389
00:21:20,718 --> 00:21:25,722
# If you fall #
# I will catch you I will be waiting #
390
00:21:25,825 --> 00:21:28,133
# Time after time #
391
00:21:28,237 --> 00:21:29,253
Come on!
392
00:21:29,357 --> 00:21:32,022
# Time after time #
393
00:21:33,136 --> 00:21:34,880
# Time after time... #
394
00:21:34,985 --> 00:21:36,192
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