All language subtitles for The Haunting of Lanquetot

Mon amour, I wish for Earth to run away.

You know he would never stop looking.

I'd rather die in your arms than live in
his shadow.

I'm frightened.

What's that?

It's a holder.

It has been in my family for
generations.

The gypsies say it holds great, great
power.

Unite by the Prince of Death, life and
death, eternal love.

Unite by the Prince of Death, life and
death,

eternal love.

He's back.

Halt!

Where is he?

I know where his head and horse is
outside.

I smell a rat. Come out, rat or I'll cut
out your spine.

No, don't do it.

I see you, Zalas.

You betrayed me. I did.

Bye, you!

I made you a woman!

You murdered my family!

Now join them in hell!

Speak English.

I cannot even touch you.

What's happening to us?

I think we are dead.

This will never heal.

I was so beautiful.

It cannot be.

I have my whole life ahead of me. Your
life?

What about me?

You're just a blacksmith.

Blacksmith?

You had no life to work with this
maniac. You what?

This is all your fault.

I told you a thousand times not to leave
that carriage out front.

You told me he won't be back for a week.

So this is my fault, is it?

Why is this happening to me?

What are we?

I should have read that book.

What book?

Oh, it says here the book and the holder
are linked with powers of some kind

of immortality.

But I can't read the rest. It's ancient
text.

It's the rings. It has to be.

The box.

It's not a box. It's the holder.

And now it's my fault.

Special rings, you said.

Run away, you said.

Eternal love, you said.

Now what?

Oh my god. The mist.

He's coming.

What do we do?

The box.

It's drawing him in.

Grab it.

I'm not doing that.

It's working.

It's on.

It's very strong.

Quick, help me.

Set the chain.

Throw it in the well so no one can ever
find it.

Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

I told you my mum would never let us go.

Come on, Caspar.

You've come a long way in the past six
months. You should start sticking up for

yourself.

We've got to go then.

So your mum still thinks you're back to
her crazy?

I'm not being funny, but you did come to
us.

The least you could do is to talk to
your mother, try and convince her.

I don't know.

Aw, the little rich kid's not going to
ask mummy.

No.

She likes it.

But I think that... I think that...
Don't you think so?

I don't think that's what it's become.

Look, if we don't go, we don't have a
show, Matt.

No, don't go.

Hey, Cassidy, yeah.

I think that's here in an hour's time.
You work your magic, do your thing, and

let us know how you get on. Yeah?

Okay, fine.

I will.

Yes,

I know you need the money.

It's not my problem.

No. Mrs.

McFadden, here's your coffee.

How many times do I have to tell you?
Black, no sugar.

No, not you.

Mum? Can't you see I'm busy?

Yes. Mum?

Yes, it is.

No, no, you can't. Is that Dad?

Mum, it's important.

Shut the Christ up, Chantilly. Do you
never let up?

No, you've done enough damage.

You're the one who couldn't handle her,
remember?

Look, I've told you. I'm meeting the
buyer in Paris tomorrow.

Then we're going to Longcataw on Sunday
to sign the papers.

No, no, you do not need to call your
lawyers.

Look, I have to go.

If this sale doesn't go through, I'm
going to burn that fucking place down.

Hunter?

Are you there?

I overheard Mum saying she's...

selling the castle.

He's seeing a buyer on Sunday.

I don't know.

I'm going away to Paris on business
tomorrow, so don't go out, don't mess up

house, and I'll be back Sunday.

Okay?

Okay? Okay.

And don't forget to take your tablets.

Hello, and welcome to the 30th episode
of The Haunting.

I'm Hunter, and today we are on our way
to Lancateau Castle in France.

Now, Lancateau Castle, of course, very

old place. Lancateau is infamous for its
well -known bloody history.

And the spirits will occupy it.

Today we will be travelling with none
other than Chantilly McFadden.

Ah, Chantilly, come on down. Hello, how
are you doing?

That's that.

Now, the McFaddens, as we see right
here, they have owned Blanketoe Castle

the 14th century.

And young, lovely Chantilly herself has
said here, as a child, she befriended

one of the many entities there. Is that
true?

Yeah. There we are.

Straight from the horse's mouth. Nay!

Yay!

So tonight we try and reignite that
friendship once again for the world to

So stay tuned and follow us for more on
the greatest episode of all time of...

The Haunting.

And cut.

Nice to finally meet you. I don't say
hello out there. Usually I'm not in

character. But nice to meet you. Eugene.

I feel like I've known you for ages.

Hi, Chantilly.

Pleased to formally meet you.

Pleased to meet you too.

This is Matt.

But we love him.

So, no Serena?

No, no, she didn't pick up the phone.
It's fine.

Thank fuck.

I reckon we get this show on the road.

Seatbelt!

Gotta be safe.

Gotta be safe.

Is that Serena?

Yeah, I guess we'd better pick her up.

Why is she at my house?

What are you doing here?

You got to go.

Never go.

Fool retard.

Move over.

Go.

This place is freaky. Stop messing
around and get the kit.

Chantilly?

Is it you, dear?

Hello, Mrs P.

Oh, my goodness. What's it been?

Ten years.

Oh, my goodness.

So good to see you.

What are you all doing here?

Mum said we could stay for the weekend.
Didn't she call you? No.

Who are you? What are you doing here?

Darling, it's Chantilly.

She's here with some friends.

Hasn't she grown into a beautiful young
woman?

Does your mother know you're here?

Yes. Mrs. McFadden's given them
permission to be here for the weekend.

Yeah. Who are these people?

Hello, I'm Hunter. You may recognise me
from my TV show, The Haunting.

Nope.

Attention to him, my dears. You're all
more than welcome.

And it's Mr.

Haunting, is it?

It's Hunter.

Everyone, this is Mr.

and Mrs. Pillpot. They've been looking
after Lancatow Castle since forever. Oh,

no, dear. Only since your great
-grandmama passed away.

Come on in, and we'll have a nice cup of
tea.

I've better things to do.

Hey. Come on, Casper. You're okay.

There's nothing to... ...worry about.

This is our wonderful entrance hall.

See our beautiful old clock?

Doesn't actually work, but it's been
here forever.

Come along, dears. Come along.

Here we have our exposed... Come
through, dear. Come through.

And this chappy over here, do you see
how short he is?

He's been here as long as the house has
been here.

Oh, for fuck's sake, there is no
reception.

Language, dear.

I've got nothing either.

Cell phones don't work here. It's a
death zone.

There's a computer and a landline in the
study.

What's a landline?

Bloody millennials.

God, it's a stone age.

What are all the cameras for, dear?

Mrs. P.

Can I call you Mrs. P?

I've been running a cult TV show now for
the past six years.

And our aim is to help people out there
who might be experiencing the

supernatural.

Paranormal. Well, I guess that's just
lovely, dear.

This place is exactly how I remember it.

Well, some of the rooms have been
refurbished, but others are still a wee

shabby. Mrs. P, we need a base for our
central control.

Yeah, what's the scariest room in the
house?

Well, I guess that's the... That's the
room where they died,

dear.

You can still hear them screaming
sometimes.

Now, dear, that's enough.

Dinner will be served at 6 p .m. sharp.

They'll go wandering off, and don't go
touching anything here.

Goddamn son -of -a -bitch ghost hunters.

Wannabes. I don't think he wants it
here.

Oh, don't pay any attention to him,
dear. He's always huffing and puffing.

Can I get the room, then?

Yes, come this way.

We're just establishing this room, dear.

Are you sure?

You really want to go into this room?
I'm sure we'll be fine, Mr. Cook.

It was me.

You really need to be a little bit
careful there, dear.

Just a room.

Nothing to be scared of.

Wow.

That is one creepy looking bed.

Yes, that's part of the original
furniture here, dear.

EVP's in the corner.

So this is where Casper saw the ghost?

A what?

The lady ghost.

You read Casper's blog, right?

Nope. Then why are you here?

I had nothing better to do.

What was she like?

Well, go on.

When I was seven, we took a few days for
a holiday here.

I remember I was looking for my doll,
and I heard a woman crying.

Hello.

We were friends.

You can see me.

We played games together.

One day Mum heard us playing.

Junkie, what on earth do you think
you're doing clean by yourself?

Come on.

People are going to think you're crazy.

I tried to explain. They were so angry.

I've reached my limit. No.

You can't take her to a psych ward.

Dad thought I was crazy.

I knew that I wasn't.

I bet she was going to hide and seek.

What?

I googled her and Casper's been in and
out of Cypher for her whole life. Shut

up, ghost.

Your father was a terrible man.

And you were such a tiny wee thing.

I wish we could have done more to help
you.

It's okay, you couldn't have done
anything.

I can tell you first hand that ghosts
are real.

But you can only see them if they let
you.

Whatever.

What are you doing, Amy?

Just don't believe me.

Like I said, I had nothing better to do.

I think you should have this room,
Capper.

What? At least you're scared.

Don't listen to her.

I'm not scared.

Do you really want to stay in this room,
dear?

I'm sure.

Well then, it's set out.

Right. I'll show the rest of you to your
rooms.

What's going on down there?

Hey, what's going on

there?

All right, all right, I'll be down in a
minute.

I think you're talking to me, do you?

You motherfuckers, I'm going to fucking
kill you.

So you're saying you're here to find
spirits, dear, and that you have a TV

Yes, but it's an internet TV show.

A what, dear?

We follow special cases like
Chantilly's.

I googled it. They're pumping.

Your show is just a bunch of other
fucks.

Funny, pretty bitch.

Hey, what's going on? Stop!

Show her what happened to my fucking
nose. I didn't do that.

Calm down.

You did it. I know you did it.

What's all this fuss about?

That bitch almost broke my fucking nose.

Language, dear.

What happened, though? Five minutes ago,
she was banging on my door. I got up to

answer and bang.

Chantilly has been with me in the
kitchen for at least half an hour, dear.

What about me?

Let's get you cleaned up, dear. I have a
first aid kit in the kitchen.

Come on!

Start your dinner!

Now,

we

have only got two nights.

To do what we came here to do.

We came here to Lankato Castle to prove
that ghosts are real.

Now I believe in Chantilly.

I believe in a supernatural.

When we make contact with these
entities, which we will.

With the world.

Now we have our plan.

Chantilly?

You're in charge of the seance, like we
agreed.

Matt and I will head upstairs, get the
cameras and filter out the Ouija board.

And Paratrooper, you're the master.

Ghosts hate electricity.

I saw it on a movie once.

I don't think she knows how to use that.

I heard that, you buttfucker.

Have you seen any ghosts?

Well...

That's enough here.

They wouldn't understand.

Let's get this show on the road.

Hey, guys, what are you doing?

Um, just finishing, you know, setting up
the sales.

Hey, Casper, look at this.

This is the EVP.

Records any electromagnetic frequencies
that have picked up and...

Set the alarm.

Cool. Sounds interesting.

There are marshmallows on in the study.

So, when you're ready.

What happens when she finds out?

Fake.

We are producing a TV show, Matt.

You don't know what I've done to get us
here.

What?

Look.

I called up Chantilly's mum on Wednesday
to set all this up, okay?

What?

There's no fire? No.

I need to distract her for a few days to
set up the timeline for the show.

Matt.

Finish framing and I'll finish doing
this.

Hurry up.

Come on in, dear. We have marshmallows.

I love marshmallows.

Cynthia,

I need to speak with you.

Darling, we have marshmallows. They're
your favorite.

I want to speak with you alone.

We have visitors so rarely.

Please... don't be rude to our guests.

But, my love... These young people need
our help.

Will you not tell them the story?

Oh, yes. Please tell them the story, Mr.
Pilgrim. We'd love to hear it.

Okay, then.

Nearly 400 years ago, this land was
ruled by a sadistic and

bloodthirsty tyrant.

He was called the Duke.

During the Thirty Years' War, him and
his small army raided this

country.

He took Lanketo Castle for himself.

Among the dead, he found the young
daughter of the Baron.

Her name was Stephanie.

Her beauty overcame him.

He took her as his bride and kept her
prisoner.

For many years.

Why didn't she escape?

I would have.

She tried many times.

But the Duke's reach was fast.

There was no escape possible. And her
punishment was more severe

each time she tried.

One day, a young blacksmith called René.

was summoned to the castle to force
weapons for the Duke.

Stephanie saw him from the castle's
window.

When their eyes linked, it was love at
first sight.

That was the start of a dangerous and
secretive love affair and

a passion like no other.

One night, the Duke found them together.

and slaughtered them like cattle.

But the blacksmith, in a final act of
courage, bounced

like a lion and put his decker in the
duke's heart.

I killed him with one single blow.

The two lovers are said to be imprisoned
here.

I curse to walk the corridors of Langato
forevermore in love.

Yeah, okay.

Go.

Legend has it one day the Duke will
return and all mankind will

suffer his vengeance.

You are a great storyteller, Mr. Pilpup.

I used to be in theater, dear boy.

I can tell.

That's not how I remember it.

I think it is accurate.

Especially the part about being the
lion.

Nothing just happened.

Okay. You know the drill.

I'll give you the signal. I'll give you
the sensors and the alarms.

And I'll do the magnets.

Yeah.

Hey, what's your problem?

It doesn't feel right.

We've done this over a hundred times.
They'll never know.

Look, you know what we're doing is to
keep it professional, okay? Don't fuck

this up for me.

Can't believe we're really doing this.

Woohoo!

Yeah!

Let's get this show on the road!

You know, these things always go bad in
the movies.

Well, we can only hope.

You don't look like you've done this
before.

It's my first time.

It's not rocket time.

Stuart told you.

You'll be fine.

I guess.

My boy.

It's camera time.

Tonight on The Haunting.

We are here in the actual location in...
Fuck! Sorry.

Tonight on The Haunting.

We are here... in Lankato Castle, in the
actual room where Chantilly McFadden

threw a ghost many years ago.

Tonight, we attempt to contact them via
a cell.

Now, if we follow the rules of the Ouija
board, we should be safe.

After all, we don't want to open any
gate that we can't.

Stay tuned. If you are in for the ride
of your life, tonight on...

The whole thing.

Did you get that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Good.

You look fucking stupid with that thing
on your head. Okay, guys, let's be

serious.

Time to roll, will you?

Yeah.

Okay, Chantilly, over to you.

Okay, guys, uh, every - But he put two
fingers on the planchette.

Whatever. Get on with it.

Okay.

Sarah, can you hear me?

Is anyone out there?

Stephanie, can you hear me?

It's Chantilly.

Yes. This is bullshit. Who did that?
Don't break the circle.

Daphne, is that you?

Can you feel that?

No.

Can you hear that?

All I can hear is you complaining.

It's not right.

What

are

they doing?

I think the Duke is able to contact them
through the game.

Watch this.

We better find something.

If they want to play games, I have an
idea.

All right, let's try that again.

Why are you whispering?

They can't hear us, you idiot.

Fell out.

What?

What

are

you doing?

Look at me.

It was an accident.

This was no accident.

Don't you dare touch them.

But they're so perky.

We came here to do something and that is
not it. You touch them again and

I'll... Hello.

Um, hello.

Who are you?

Well, if it's good enough for you, it's
good enough for me. I'll cradle the

balls. I'll work the shaft.

How dare you? Oh, this is awesome.

Ah!

Are they dead?

What the fuck happened?

My head is killing me.

Why do my balls hurt so much?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

You're thinking I might have just shit
my pants?

Then yeah.

I'm thinking... We've got the TV
special!

Awards and copy hats! We made it!

We made it!

Tell me you've got that on camera.

Roll the fridge, run it, run it back!

You tased us.

You were freaking possessed.

Plus, I've been wanting to use this
since I bought it.

Matt, come on.

Check the camera.

Okay, give me a second, I'll check.

Fuck, shit, the SD card's gone.

I know I put it in there. I checked
before we started.

What the fuck do you mean?

Are you sure you put it in?

Yeah, I'm not an idiot.

Something... Someone has taken it out.

I've still got the GoPro footage.

Oh yeah, blame me like it's my fault.

It's not that.

What were you staring at then?

Your stutter.

It's gone.

What?

Holy shit!

Can you say Peter Pfeiffer picked a bag
of pickled peppers?

What's going on in here?

Your camera stuff has blown the fuse box
downstairs.

Sorry, Mr. P, we were... I don't care.
It's one in the morning.

Tidy your mess and get to sleep.

That's enough for one night.

Okay, um, that was, uh, that was crazy.

Let's do what Mr. Philpot says.

Get some sleep and, um, we'll meet back
here in the morning.

I can't believe you just did that.

I'm sorry.

It's been 400 years.

No, not that.

The fact that we were able to stay in
their bodies for so long. That's the

time we've been able to do that.

He must be special too.

How was the Duke able to contact them?

I think it must be through that silly
game they were playing.

the cards, the video cards.

At last, you did something right.

And how did you know how to do that?

I saw it on internet.

That's not the only thing you do on the
internet.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Yes, you do.

Vivian.

Darling, what's the matter? Can't you
sleep?

Those bloody kids!

Making all this ruckus?

Talking about those damn ghosts?

Ghosts, darling?

Oh, my.

You know something?

What are you not telling me?

Remember years ago, darling?

Just after Chantilly was taken away?

Yes. Well, definitely.

The woman in the painting.

He appeared to me in the library.

Where is my book?

I know you have it.

I don't know what you're talking about,
my dear.

It's the one with the pentagram on the
front.

Where is the book?

Are you okay, dear?

Who are you talking to?

I was just reading out loud, dear.

I didn't know what he was talking about
till this morning. And then

that book fell out of Chantilly's bag.

Oh.

I'm sure it has something to do with
those ghosts.

Okay, guys, last night was pretty good.
Now, we lost the morning. We lost the

main footage, but it's okay because Matt
got it on the GoPro.

And miracle last night. Matt, you
finally became a man. You lost your

well done. Let's hear it for Matt.

Just me.

Okay, press play.

Here we go. Here we go. Hello.

Who are you?

Well, if it's good enough for you, it's
good enough for me. I'll cradle the

balls. I'll work the shark. Here he
comes. Wait for it. Here comes

Wait for it. Wait for it. Bam!

Sorry.

Good stuff. Really good.

I'm going to go for a walk.

I need some air.

I'll come.

Okay. Be my guest.

Well, while you two are out sightseeing,
me and Paratrooper will set up for the

night then.

Did you hear

that?

Yeah, rewind.

Sounds like... treasure.

It's beautiful around here, isn't it?

Yeah, very nice.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

That was weird last night, eh? Sure.

It's like watching myself from the
outside.

Weird.

Oh, why do my balls still hurt?

All these years.

All the doctors.

My parents. All the pills.

Thinking there was something wrong with
me.

Now you can tell your dad you're not
crazy.

Oh, shit, sorry.

I'm not used to speaking in full
sentences.

Let's get the show on the road.

Two, two.

Let's get this show on.

Is that weird?

Was it going to scare away the ghosts?

I saw you last night.

What? Just admit it. You've never
actually seen a ghost before.

This whole time you were just
bullshitting everyone.

Well, no, I... Obviously you didn't
believe.

Kiss, kiss, sixer.

What's that?

Don't breathe in that stuff.

They say it's bad for you.

Usually I can't smell.

Rene, what are you doing?

Now I can smell it.

Wow. I can feel it.

Strange, too.

I can... I can feel... Still...

Kind of touch you.

So why are you really here?

Well... Yep, I'm just looking for
answers.

Come on.

We're all in this together.

When I was 16...

Me and some friends took my dad's car
for a joyride.

We were run over the road by a drunk
driver.

The car flipped five times.

Horrible.

Everyone died.

Except for me.

I guess I'm just... Why all your
bullshit?

My mum died and my dad became obsessed
with the paranormal.

Fucking dragged me and my sister from
town to town.

Ghost hunting.

We all thought it was crazy.

Well, then I started seeing people
making money from it. I thought, yeah, I

in.

It was easy.

Set up a website, hire a few actors,
make a few ghost videos.

Your dad?

Hates me.

Thinks we're fake. Fuck him.

What about now?

What about this treasure?

Well... Now we have a real story.

And a real gun.

And maybe... Just maybe... Some
treasure.

Ooh la la.

That poor girl, she loves all her
friends.

Well, so did I. And my family, too.

Never listen.

What? You're staring at her.

I feel sorry for her.

And what if they find the Duke?

What? I can do it.

I will do it.

What the fuck?

This can't be.

I know you guys were trying to fake it
last night.

Yeah, I saw that thing you put under the
table.

Didn't think you were like that.

I'm sorry.

I was talking about the ratings with
Eugene.

Oh, so do you do everything Eugene says,
or...? I've been doing it so long, it's

just a job.

It's not just a job now, am I?

No, I didn't mean it like that.

No more lies, I promise.

Are you hungry? I've got a sandwich in
my bag.

Up there.

Goodbye.

Did you know that marijuana can relieve
the symptoms of Parkinson's disease and

cancer? You shouldn't believe everything
you read, Stefan. I told you.

People go to jail for this now. They
deserve medals, not jail.

I think I feel hungry.

My love, you are a ghost. You're dead.

You and me, we don't feel hungry.

Okay? It's all in your head.

I don't care.

They will find us.

We'll tell to the world. And one day,
they will find him.

Oh, yeah.

And they also say it can make you
paranoid.

I'm not paranoid. I'm just realistic.

I always wished we could have had a
little girl.

A what?

I wish they would leave us alone.

I saw Chantilly once when she was a
child.

There was something special about her.

She could see me without me even
allowing her to.

She's special.

First, you talk to the old lady.

Now, go on to...

Or here because a little girl saw you.

What else are you not telling me, huh?

We need to find the book.

It felt good talking to someone besides
you.

You silly woman.

You have damned us.

You're dead.

I am dead.

You will never have children.

Never.

You don't care if we're stuck here
forever.

Stephanie, I... May I?

You've been good, haven't you?

While you two were out being tourists,
me and Paratrooper were attacked.

You what?

What happened?

Nothing. Something attacked Paratrooper.

Are you okay?

From now on, you all need to do what I
say when I say it, okay?

Look, maybe you should calm down. Don't
you fucking tell me to calm down.

Don't you let me down tonight. Let you
down?

I heard what you said about your PV
special. That's the only thing you care

about.

Look. Yes, but like I told you, you're
the priority here. That is bullshit, and

you know it. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You too, guys.

Enough. You sound like little brats.

All right, everyone.

Let's just say grace.

Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed
be thy name for what we are about to

receive.

I'll take that with me. We'll go and
find it.

Don't tell Matt.

Okay, but we need some good evening.

What are you talking about?

Nothing.

Listen to me. You need more than the
Lord's Prayer if you're not careful.

I think you all should go home.

No, no, Jonathan. We all just need to
calm down, please.

Um, I do apologize. This is my fault.

I just want to be faithful to
Chantilly's story.

And prove that ghosts are real.

And find trust in each other.

We can help them. We're here, Daniel.

This is a story about you, and I want to
serve that purpose to the world. The

world? The fuck?

You kids need to go now!

You're meddling with... What's this you
don't understand?

Bloody ghosts.

Bloody kids.

We should get out of here.

What do you mean?

That was awesome.

Yeah, that was awesome.

I don't think we should leave.

What do you think we should do, Casper?
I think we should stay.

I'm not leaving until we have proper
proof.

Well, there you are.

Three against one.

Look, everything is downstairs. Let's
go.

Something bad is gonna happen.

You say that about everything on this
time, Matt.

Try bringing your camera.

Come on, Matt.

There's no chance.

You can't do this without you.

Don't you hear that?

Hello?

Oh, yes, Mrs. McFadden.

Yes, dear.

I know I should have rung you to tell
you that Chantilly was here, but she

me she had your permission.

We've been worried sick. We've been
looking everywhere for her.

Yeah. Her father and I will come and get
her this morning.

Oh, right. Okay. Yes, okay. Have a safe
journey, then.

Cheerio. Do you?

I told you there were up to no good. Oh,
for goodness sake.

She's at Long Kato. What the fuck?

Why the hell did you have to go and
leave her on her own?

You're the one who's been pushing the
sale of Long Kato. It's not my fault the

Paris buyer fell through.

It's never your fault.

We're going.

You're coming.

I'm not going anywhere near that place.

If you don't come to Long Kato...

You will not receive a penny from the
sale.

Fucking bitch.

Penny boy, grab the lights.

You too.

You look pretty.

Let's get the show on the road.

The show on the road.

Tonight,

on The Haunting.

We are here in the tunnels below
Lantipoe Castle, where we have been told

this is a high -frequency active
location.

We will be using infrared, which will
detect and show us any heat signatures.

We'll also be using EVP's, Electric
Voice Phenomenon. The objective?

Well, track, trace, and record all
anomalies within the electromagnetic

So stay tuned and follow us for more.

On the haunting.

Cut. Okay, guys.

We know what to do. I've got the cake
too.

Serena, you come with me.

You two stick together.

Follow us.

Let's go.

Watch your head.

Okay, this place is huge.

We're going to need to start.

What? I'll go with Matt.

Chantilly, you go with Pound Trooper.
You've got walkie -talkies. What the

Mum? We all just split up.

Sure, Casper, we'll be fine.

I still got my table.

I'll make you sit. Oh, you're talking
scared bullshit now?

Okay, come on, guys.

Get this show on the road.

Sorry.

Well, I'm getting stuck with you then.

Well... Turn that thing on and let's go
find some ghosts.

Go away.

I'm sorry.

I'm deeply sorry.

I didn't mean what I said.

I don't want to be here.

I just want to be dead.

But my love, we already did. Don't even
say it.

400 years.

400 years we have forgotten our love.

But I think I can solve this.

But how?

When nothing seems to be going right for
us.

Well, I've been reading a book that I
ordered online.

Men are for men and women are for women.
Oh, you're such an idiot.

It's what you're up to. We're looking
for treasure.

I thought you said it was all about
Chantilly.

It's your line again. I'm not lying.

I'm doing two things at once.

I knew you'd be like this when you knew
your girlfriend.

This is stupid.

Why would Nancy want us to find
treasure?

I don't know.

But it seems like this bayonet has
opened some kind of gateway to contact.

So you think it's all a bit strange?
Shh, quiet.

Now you've lost your study, don't shut
up.

Look, you're really stinking it.

Smells like sulfur and us. I think we
should call the girls. No, no, no, no,

no. Look, look, look. Hey, guys, we're
fakes. Not anymore.

Look, this is not... This is our chance,
the beast. Get on the back.

You want to know what's out there?

It could be your chance, man.

What was that?

2 is actually working.

It must be good.

Dude, stop talking.

Couldn't quite work out what they were
saying. Something about a book?

Did you really think that was them? I
recognised her voice.

We should tell the guys.

There's a tiny torch down here.

There's another room in there.

There wouldn't hide treasure in here.

It can't even close it.

I think that's the parachute view there.
Blah, blah, blah. Girls, no.

Give me your torch.

Come on.

Go then.

Look, it really smells. There's nothing
here. We should go.

Oh, shut up.

What are you doing?

I'm doing the job we came to do.

Be careful.

Hunter!

Hunter, Eugene, are you there?

Where are you?

Eugene!

Eugene!

Right, take my torch.

Okay, shot it this way. Yeah, yeah.

Alright.

Here goes nothing.

Be careful.

It's too small to be treasure.

To be... to be jewel?

Here you go.

You need to open it.

Here,

grab that.

Are you sure? Yeah, I'll do the job.

You're gonna be rich.

Come stay.

Do

you

wanna fuck, bro? Are you okay?

Which way?

Do you feel that?

I can smell that.

Did you fart?

No.

We need the book.

I will do whatever it takes to make you
happy, my love.

What is happening?

I have found you.

I told you to hide that thing.

Never listen. I knew this would happen.

I knew this was perfect.

Better than Mr. Stupid.

Silence!

Four hundred years of darkness betrayed

by you and your rat.

What did you refer me to, a rat?

Do I look like a rat?

It acts like a rat and it squeals like a
rat.

You have been spied.

Oh, my God.

Run, my love!

Run!

Fuck do I do now?

We heard them. We heard them. We heard
the ghost. We heard the ghost. And then

one bam whoosh, we got knocked around.

Sounded so romantic, but in a scary way.

Sorry, you're either peeing or throwing
up.

What have you guys been doing?

What's up with him?

What's with the white jizz?

Oh, it's very, very late, dears.

Oh, I guess we could all have a nice cup
of tea.

It's you.

Hello.

What's wrong with him?

Maybe I should leave him. No, don't.

I told him not to open the box. Box,
box, box.

We found a box.

Eugene opened it and there was like a
bright red mist.

And the box was gone.

Now he's like this.

I knew you were up to something.

I didn't know until it was too late,
honest.

Don't look at me.

Nothing like...

Just move that out of the way, dear.

Try this, dear.

Do you good? Nice cup of tea?

I

guess

we'll have to just... Leave this to cool
down a bit then.

What's all that noise?

I told you and I warned you.

Don't mess with things you don't
understand.

Bloody ghost.

Bloody kid.

I thought the least of this was
happening.

Yeah, I thought they meant to be nice
guys.

He's gone for arsehole. I died.

I don't think this was them. This was
something else.

You think it was that Duke guy from the
story? I don't know, but this is our

last night and we still haven't had any
real proof. And I'm not going home until

we have.

What about Eugene?

He's not proof.

Look, I need to wash my hair. Maybe you
can carry on filming him or something.

Okay. Move into the study. Keep warm by
the fire.

Thank you.

Did you hear that?

It's only the kids downstairs who leave
them alone. They're leaving tomorrow.

Let them be.

Bloody kids. Bloody ghosts. I will show
them.

Get back into bed, you silly old goat.
Get back into bed.

Well, maybe I'll just go down and see
how that young man is. And I need to

a word with Chantilly.

Are you okay?

Do you remember me?

Stephanie.

What happened?

You saved me.

I need your help.

We're all in danger.

Disturb you, dear.

How is he?

The same.

He hasn't blinked for hours.

Oh, he looks very nasty.

And he looks very, very moist.

It's like some sort of weird facial.

I keep wiping it away, but it just keeps
coming.

All over him.

Guys, guys.

I need your help.

Don't be scared. I need to show you
something.

I'm someone.

Everyone, this is Stephanie.

Stephanie, this is everyone.

Hello, Mrs. Hillcock.

She's dead.

She could be. She's old.

Goodness for that.

I thought we were all going crazy.

Stephanie is real.

Well, a real ghost.

Oh, well, that's quite the relief.

Chantilly, I need the book that you
have.

It's the only way to stop the Duke.

I'm going to have it here.

Is this the one you mean? Yes.

How can a book help? And will it help
you, Jean, too?

The book, it says... It's... A gateway
created by a demon

between some kind of holder of soul.

Lovers are tempted by gifts of
immortality.

The power is channelled through the
ring.

So what can we do? We need the ring and
the holder to perform a ceremony.

We need to get them.

But they are buried outside of the
castle boundary, and I can't go there.

We need to help her.

Bloody ghosts!

Bloody kids!

Hello? Who's there?

You can't stop these games!

I ain't afraid of no ghost!

You bastard!

I will fuck you up!

that you really want us for then, dear?

Well, Mrs. Pillpot, I can't do this
alone. The Duke is far too powerful.

And I need to help Renee.

Maybe I can help one of your friends,
too.

I can't go any further.

I don't know why.

I watched them various over there.

They just threw us in a hole.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

That's it, right there.

All these years stuck here.

How awful, can you imagine?

What's awful is digging up dead people.

Are you sure it's only the two rings in
the box that you want?

What the fuck is going on here?

We need to get out of here.

Oh, my God, you scared me half to death,
woman.

Who the hell is she?

Put the gun down, do you? Put the gun
down.

Stephanie is a ghost. She's a friend.

Fuck off, she's a ghost. There's no such
thing. I'm here to help you.

You don't know what just happened to me.

Stephanie saved my life.

The Duke tried to kill me. Goodbye from
the story.

Guys, I think I found something.

Now you're fucking rude, Robert.

I know what to do, but we're running out
of time.

We need to go now.

Guys, please, we need to trust her.

All right, I trust you.

Let's go.

I'm getting too old for this.

I'm going to find Jonathan.

He'll know exactly what to do.

Mel's in here.

That committee's closed.

Come on, hurry.

You two start searching.

We'll prepare the ceremony.

Matt, you need to draw this. Okay.

I only got this spray paint.

Okay. Quick, please.

Where are the rings? We need them to
channel the energy.

There. Good. Now place them on the
fourth and the third point.

Okay.

The box isn't here. We looked
everywhere.

You haven't looked hard enough.

Look harder.

I fucking looked. It's not here.

We're fucked.

I'm sorry.

I can't save Renee.

I can't help anybody.

I think I found something.

I think I found it.

That's it.

Now give it to me.

What the fuck, Eugene?

We have to help him.

No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.

Sorry. I didn't mean to.

I killed him.

I fucking killed him.

That wasn't Eugene.

He would have killed all of us.

He's gone.

What?

Stephanie. My love.

How? They helped her.

Thank you.

Thank you for releasing me from that
hell.

Give that light in eternity.

My love, I miss you.

I miss you so much.

I command thee to do what I desire, for
thou art conjured.

Bind to the center.

I bind thee to the eye.

I bind thee to the center.

Two of you, get to the ring and put them
on.

My love, open the box.

Quick.

I can't move. I can't move either.
Stephanie, what's going on? Give me the

Are you sure your team wants to do this?

Yes. Give me the book.

They have to.

I command you, Euronymous, Prince of
Darkness, to do what I desire.

For thou art conjured in the name of the
everlasting holder.

Fulfill all of my desires.

Now, join with the second and fourth
point of the Holy Spirit.

What are you doing? You can't do this.

Matt, are you okay?

I'm alive.

I'm alive.

I shall join with the third point

of the Holy Star.

Stephanie, please don't do this.

I shall join with the third point of the
Holy Star.

So many years without your touch.

What are you doing?

You've done it again.

Why didn't you bury it? What?

No one will find it.

Trust me.

Bloody Sean Tilley.

I told her to stay at home.

She's not ready for this.

Why? Why'd you call me?

She's your daughter as well.

Don't put this on me.

I told you to leave her in the hospital
for at least another year. Do you

listen? Why'd you always have to be the
true fucking prick?

I'm the prick.

This is all your fault.

Your house, your family, it all started
here.

Typical. I hate this godforsaken place.

Let's go find them. I haven't got time
for this one.

I need to take a crack.

Well, you know where it is.

Round the back.

I'll go find the kids.

What next?

Awesome.

What are you doing?

Your mother is out there looking for
you.

Who's that?

What the hell is going on?

Mr. Pilport!

He's dead!

Mr. Pilport, she killed him! Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Dad! Dad in the fucking car! Dad in the
fucking car! What's going on?

She killed him. Like a fucking shish
kebab.

Are you okay?

Oui, madame. Did you see them?

Is there proof?

We have all the proof we need.

Hi, I'm Craig Falls. And I'm Harry
Wilson.

And on tonight's show of The Haunting,
we visit a very special guest from

bars, Mrs Cynthia Pillpot.

Her book, The Haunting of Lancaster, has
sold over 2 .5 million copies in under

a month.

We also talk to one of the survivors of
the massacre.

All that and more tonight on The
Haunting.

Scene 114, state 6, state 1.

Mrs Pilpot, in your book you claim to be
innocent and that the ghost had done

it. Tell me the truth.

Serena Morgan, survivor of the
Lancashire hauntings.

Can you tell me, have you read the book
yet?

Yes. Now tell me and the audience, did
any of this actually happen or is it all

in the mind of a crazy woman?

It's all bullshit.

That bitch is crazy.

Tell me.

Who is the father of your baby?

Go fuck yourself.

Mrs. Pillpot, Chantelaine McFadden and
Matt Lucas are still missing.

Six months after the supposed tragedy.

I suppose the ghost killed them too.

And your husband?

You bitch!

Oh, fuck it!

You separating bitch!

I will find both of you! Get off me!

I will find both of you!

I shall join you at the point of the
holy fire.

What if you refer me to a rat? Do I look
like a rat?

Last night and we still haven't had any
real proof and I'm not going home until

we have.

Tonight. Home.

The whole day.

Well, if it's good enough for you, it's
good enough for me. I'll cradle the

ball. I'll work the shaft.

You're one of the road bike's own
drivers.

The car flipped five times.

I'm getting too old for this. I'm going
to find Jonathan. He'll know exactly

what to do.

Come on, dumb bastards!

I will fuck you up!

Hey, guys.

Caught something.

Of Will's mum.

Oh, fuck you.

That's a box, mate.

Well, bring it up here.

Cool. Awesome.

Looks old, eh?

What do you think's in it?

I don't know. Could be treasure.

It's gonna be mine.

Dean, come on, man.