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Look at how tiny he is!

This guy would eat his and everyone else's food if he had his way.

What are they doing?

Oh, people do that all the time.

We're used to it.

Doesn't make it right.

I'm just curious about the way that we choose to live our lives.

Maybe they'd like to do your chores this morning.

That's not such a bad idea.

Maybe we should ask them if they'd like to live like the Amish for a day.

I love that idea.

I was kidding.

I'm not.

I hear people talking in the store all the time, and they're very interested in

how the jams and the pastries are made, about quilting.

Farming. Exactly.

We could give them the full Amish experience.

We'll do it over a weekend.

I can promote it on social media, and I'll sell tickets at the Swiss Miss.

Well, we'd have to talk with them and that, but I'm sure they'll love the

What were you hiding?

What do you think?

It's very nice. Buy it.

I could just eat this out of the jar.

I know. Me too. The strawberry is my favorite.

I hope you enjoy the tour.

Thank you.

Bye.

I don't know what you put in this stuff, but it is addicting.

Don't worry, you're not late. Some of the group went to check out the other

stores. The group?

Yep. You are going to have so much fun on your weekend in Amish country.

I can't think of anything that sounds better.

They're here with the Live Like the Amish tour.

We're ready to leave.

And we have two stops to make before we get to our final destination, the Miller

Farm. Oh, yay.

Have fun.

Thank you.

Bye.

Bye.

You're going to have a wonderful time.

Someone left their hat.

I know who this belongs to. I'll take it to the farm with me when I come later.

Where's the van? It was right there.

They just left.

No, no, no. They can't leave without me. Looks like they did.

My bag was in the van. Can we catch them?

Sure. Let me do a few quick things here and I'll give you a ride.

You're Lacey Landers.

You didn't recognize me? No. I mean, I saw your name on the list, but I thought

it had to be a different Lacey Landers.

What are you doing in Sugar Creek? Are you sure you're on the right tour?

Sure. It gives a girl time to talk.

I am so sorry.

These are my friends, Esther and Naomi Miller.

Hi. This is Lacey Landers, one of my favorite singers and actresses. Aw.

Hello. Hi.

Welcome to Sugar Creek. Thank you.

And to answer your questions, I'm just in town laying low for a bit, but I need

to be on that tour.

I'm doing research for my next film.

I play an Amish woman.

This is the place to be then.

You will be staying at our farm, and we will make sure you have the full

experience.

I'm looking forward to it.

Why don't you look around for a couple minutes while I just grab my things?

Mm -hmm.

What's the deal with this doll's face? It's kind of creepy.

We do not put faces on our dolls to teach our children that we're all alike

God's eyes.

It is what is inside that matters.

That's brilliant.

Hmm.

Uh, is there something I can help you with? Where is she?

Where is who?

The old woman.

I know she was in here.

Well, this is Sugar Creek. We get a lot of older women in here.

Sorry, ma 'am. I'm Agent Riggins. This is my partner, Agent McGraw. We're with

the FBI.

Well, you still haven't said who it is you're looking for.

There was an old woman with a hat.

She's very dangerous.

Dangerous? In what way? You don't want to know, ma 'am.

She's with the others in the tour van.

Are they in danger, too?

Hard to say.

What kind of tour?

Live like the Amish. We teach the English about our ways.

Why?

Because people are interested in learning, and it will be fun.

No, I mean, why did she go?

Well, now that you mentioned it, I might have encouraged her.

So there is a criminal on the way to our farm?

Don't worry. We'll find them.

Do you know where to head it?

Yeah. You can follow me.

Lacey, you ready?

Yeah, I'm ready. I'll see you later.

Bye. I'm coming with. I need to alert Seth and Levi right away.

Do you have the man who was driving the van's phone number?

Mickey, yeah.

I tried calling him to let him know I was bringing you, but his phone goes to

voicemail. Well, that's not helpful.

Look, my phone's almost dead.

I think I saw that white car at the coffee shop this morning.

My gosh, I thought I was safe here.

I'm about to turn in.

I'm sure they'll keep going.

They're turning, too.

Maybe you should stay in the car.

Let's talk to them again.

Levi, have you seen the van?

No, when you pulled in, I thought maybe they were behind you.

Levi, this is... Agent Riggins. Agent McGraw.

We haven't seen the van since it left us with me.

They were taking a longer lunch in the land.

We drove by the restaurant. They were not there.

I've been calling Mickey straight to voice me. How does a van full of people

disappear?

Good question.

It might be paparazzi.

In Sugar Creek.

Why?

The woman in my car?

It's Lacey Landers.

Do you think I could get her autograph?

It's not for me. It's for my daughter.

Okay.

Lacey, this is Levi Miller.

Hi, Levi.

Hi. Looks like you might be our only tour guest today.

I was afraid this was going to happen.

What makes you say that?

My manager texted me earlier and told me to be careful.

He said that he thought that maybe paparazzi or even worse, a stalker,

have thought I was on that van.

Ms. Landers.

Huge fan.

But pretty sure the guilty party is the woman who took your spot in the van.

Well, I've got a dozen unsuspecting seniors in that van who think they're on

their way to some fun weekend adventure.

What are we supposed to do?

Nothing.

We'll take it from here.

Oh! Oh!

Wait!

What if something comes up? How do I contact you?

We ran out of business cards.

Keep this quiet.

We want the local police to get involved.

Wouldn't it be helpful to ask around?

I'm more concerned about the lives of the innocent people in that van.

Of course.

All right. Take care.

Bye.

You know where to find me.

Hi, Seth.

What now?

I thought we were supposed to do nothing. Not nothing. We pray.

We pray for the safety of those people on that van and that we find it soon.

The van could not have gone far.

Do you think it is possible this whole thing is about her?

Well, if that was true, then wouldn't they have noticed by now that she's not

there?

Is this the two of them doing nothing?

I'm afraid so.

My manager is freaking.

I can drive you to the airport.

No, he thinks it's best if I just stay put. I hope that's okay.

Well, we don't have any four -star hotels around here, but I could find you

something comfortable in Walnut Creek.

No, I don't want to stay at a hotel and with someone finding out that I'm there.

It's not fancy, but you're welcome to stay with me.

Really? Thanks.

Hopefully the FBI agents come up with something soon.

Till then, we wait.

No, we pray for those poor people on the tour.

Oh, Lacey, this is my husband, Seth.

Hi.

Okay, well, we'll see you tomorrow.

Good night. Good night.

Esther and I will be there first thing.

I don't usually eat bread.

Naomi made it.

She makes her own bread?

I guess I could try it.

You have no idea how long it's been since I've had bread.

Mmm.

Oh, my God.

Mmm.

I warned you Aunt Mithy's wouldn't be fancy.

It reminds me of my Nana's place in Dover.

You have family around here?

I used to spend summers with my grandparents here.

What about you? Are you from here?

I moved here from Chicago last fall to take care of my Aunt Missy's door and

cat, Beau, while she's away.

Where is she?

In New Guinea doing mission work.

So you left your life in the city to live in a small town?

Oh, when you say it like that.

And Levi, what's the deal with him?

There's no deal. We're just friends.

Have you watched any of my movies?

Every single one of them.

I'm just saying, it sounds like you're living in one.

Mm -hmm.

Good morning.

Well, looks like someone's a morning person.

I slept great. I think I had a dream about Naomi's bread.

Well, in that case, do you want some toast with your coffee?

Yes, please.

Once you taste your strawberry jam, there's no going back.

You want to have the coffee?

Absolutely.

Look, I know this wasn't the plan, but thank you so much for taking me in.

Glad you're here.

Thank you.

Jam?

Where what is? Who is this?

The van.

The people.

Where are they?

It's not missing for the reason you think.

How do they know what you're thinking?

And if they know where the van is, why didn't they just tell me?

Are you going to call the FBI agent?

Yeah, I'll call them on my way to work.

You want to tag along?

I've got nothing else on my schedule.

That one.

Okay.

Are you sure you do not want to eat it now?

I'll wait.

If I lived here, all I would do is eat.

Do you not eat where you live?

We do.

It's just not as good as your mother's baking.

Yeah, we do enjoy our food.

I tried calling Agent Riggins, but the number's busy.

Maybe they can figure out who called you by the phone number.

Everyone's hoping to see photos of the weekend.

Well, if they're living like the Amish, there are no photos.

Good point.

Why is the Travers number on your board?

What? The Travers have a phone?

They have a phone shanty.

Do you think the Troyers could have something to do with the missing van?

I couldn't wait.

I am glad you like it.

We're going to make a few stops and go to the Troyers, see if they know

anything. I'll get some restocking done while you're gone. Thanks, Esther.

Bye, Esther.

Bye. Bye, Esther.

Yeah, I definitely remember them. A dozen lattes and mochas all at once.

Was there anything else you noticed about the girls?

It's interesting.

You're not the person who asked me about them.

We're not?

Mm -mm. Who wasn't?

Two guys, and they were not here for coffee.

What does that mean?

They were looking for something or someone.

There's one more thing.

I didn't tell them.

But the driver got a call while I was making their drink.

Seemed like he was having an argument with someone.

I heard him say he didn't like something that was going on.

Well, that's all I heard.

Okay. Thank you, Heather.

What's all the interest about anyway?

Someone famous on the tour or something?

Oh, um, I just wanted to follow up. Make sure everything was okay.

Wait. Somebody left a scarf.

Thank you.

I'll make sure they get it.

That woman is either forgetful or she's leaving us clues.

Like Hansel and Gretel.

We have to find that van.

Will you try Agent Riggins again?

Yeah.

It's ringing.

Broadway Pizza, can I help you?

Hi, sorry. Yeah, I think I have the wrong number.

What?

Broadway Pizza.

Sorry, it's me again.

Bye.

He gave you a bogus number.

Why would he do that?

When a guy asks me for my number and I don't want to give it to him, you give

him a fake number.

Looks like they don't want your help.

Sounds suspicious to me.

There's Lydia's brother, Thomas.

Hey, Thomas.

Hello, Cheryl.

Someone called me from your phone shanty this morning. Do you happen to know who

it was?

No, but we don't lock it.

Never needed to.

Something wrong?

No, but if you see someone using it, will you let me know?

Will do.

Tell your mother we said hello.

Are you looking for someone?

I can't tell you the last time I ate out without photographers waiting outside.

Well, you won't see that in Sugar Creek.

That sounds like a dream to just be normal.

Most people would think the dream is being famous.

I love what I do.

But if I didn't, I would move to a small town like this and quietly disappear.

Sorry.

Here.

Hello? Sure. Carol, is Lacey with you?

Yeah. Why?

Because a customer just showed me their phone.

Someone knows Lacey's here in Sugar Creek. It's all over social media. I

she should know.

Thanks, Esther. I'll tell her.

We'll be back soon.

Well, someone knows you're in Sugar Creek. It's on social media.

My disguise didn't work.

Not yet.

Are you sure this is okay?

Yeah, I'm a non -springer. I dress English sometimes, just not normally at

We can make an exception this once.

The Bible says, do not forget to be good and share with others. For

with these sacrifices, good is pleased.

Thank you.

I'm Major Michael Neal with the FBI.

I'm looking for a missing person.

Get in line.

What do you mean?

Well, Michael Neal, I'm Cheryl Cooper. I run the Swiss Myth.

Agent Riggins and McGraw have already been here.

Who?

Here.

Ooh, that looks official.

That's the number to the field office I work out of. They can bag me up.

I'm going to give them a call.

Have you been to Sugar Creek before?

No, it's just business.

Do you like being in the FBI?

Oh, well, uh, it...

It has its moments. You know, like anything, I guess. But, you know, at the

of the day, I feel like I'm doing something worthwhile.

Yeah. Yeah.

Well, good news.

Michael Neal checks out.

The bad news, no one there has ever heard of Agents Riggins or McGraw.

Which is starting to make a lot more sense.

Well, they could be the ones after my grandmother.

Wait, who's your grandmother?

I'm sorry. Let me start from the beginning. I was vacationing in Canada,

grandmother called me.

What part of Canada?

Near Ontario.

So beautiful there.

It really is.

Anyway, she was driving, and she said that two men were following her.

You think Riggins and McGraw were following her?

Possibly. At first, I thought she was overreacting.

While we were talking, they broadsided her car.

That poor woman. She must have been so scared.

Well, thankfully, she was able to maintain control of the vehicle, and I

her, take the first exit and go straight to the police station. She said she saw

the Sugar Creek exit and that she was going to call me as soon as she got to

station. Did she call you?

No. What time did you talk to her last?

That was just before 12, and I called the police station, and they haven't

her. Well, I think I did.

She came running in here, flustered, but then she started to calm down.

I just thought she was on our tour, lived like the Amish, so I told her to

get in the van. She seemed happy enough to go.

That is the best news I've heard in a long time. Thank you.

I wish that was the end of the story.

What do you mean?

The van your grandmother was in never made it to its destination.

We don't know where it is.

So the van disappeared.

With my grandmother?

Don't worry, Agent Neal. We've been looking for the van all morning.

Please, call me Michael.

Michael, can we get you some water?

Yeah, that would be great. Thank you.

Sure.

I'm Lacey.

Landers? Yeah, I'm not Amish. This is a disguise.

A disguise?

It's a long story, but I can tell you about it later.

Great.

Here you go. Oh, thank you.

So, if your grandma is not a criminal, you think Riggins and McGraw are after

her? But they can't be the reason the van disappeared, because they don't know

where it is either.

Do you know why they were following your grandmother?

I know I got here late, but shouldn't I be the one asking the questions?

Right. Sorry.

No, she had never seen them before.

Well, how did you know to come to the Swiss Miss to find her?

Their car's parked right outside.

Have you contacted any of the other family members to see if they've heard

them? My grandmother's phone goes straight to voicemail. Oh, wait.

I know this one.

The driver had everyone drop their phone in a box so they could get an authentic

experience.

So their phones are either off or dead by now.

Okay. All right. Well, I'll need a list of the other tour members' names, phone

numbers, addresses, anything you have.

And I'd also like a map of the tour that they were supposed to be on.

You got it.

I wonder how they figured out I'm in Sugar Creek.

You haven't talked to anyone?

No, my phone's been dead and the only person that knows I'm here is my

It's been nice not having a phone for a while.

It's my manager, Blake.

He wants to know if I'm coming home.

Well, I understand if you need to leave, but Bo and I like having you here.

Yeah.

It's been a long time since I've just been Lacey Landers.

Like today, I was just a girl talking to a guy about his grandmother.

He wasn't trying to see how I could help his career.

That never happens.

Hello?

Wait,

where are they? Who is this?

I hope they're right, that everyone's safe.

You should tell Michael.

Why don't you call him?

You think I should?

Sure. I mean, you have a good reason to.

Here's his number. I already have his number.

Of course you do.

Call him.

Sounds like you and Michael had plenty to talk about last night, besides the

mysterious caller.

Oh, you did.

He's really funny.

You don't think of an FBI agent as having a sense of humor, but he does.

What did he say about the phone call?

Um, he said he's never heard of a kidnapper not asking for something, and

said he was going to swing by this morning after he checks in at the police

station.

Hmm.

Good morning.

Morning. Hi.

A box arrived.

Oh, and Mem washed her clothes, and they're hanging on the line to dry.

Thank you. She didn't have to do that.

I hope it's okay that I'm still wearing yours. I have plenty.

Do you make your own dresses?

Yeah, as soon as we learn to sew, we do.

That's so cool. I don't know how to do anything useful.

You know how to make people happy with your movies and your music. You have a

lot of fans.

Fans, yes, but friends are harder to come by.

That's strange.

My bag!

Wait, there could be fingerprints on it. We should call Michael.

You're so right. This is just like that movie I did. Murder Keyblog! Yes, yes,

yes. Okay, I'll call him.

Guess what?

What? Lydia saw someone in an old truck using their phone shanty.

Okay.

Who do we know that has an old truck?

I'm on my way.

No idea who this was from?

Esther said it was at the front door when she arrived this morning.

I can ask some of the other business owners, see if they saw anyone drop it

Lacey, is there anything valuable in this purse?

No, but the bag is.

Do you mind if I dumbbell the contents?

Sure.

Anything missing?

Uh...

but that is not my receipt.

Are you sure?

Yeah, I don't like receipts, so I just scan them in and then I throw them away.

Guggersburg Cheese Market?

I've been there, but that's not my receipt.

You can't put a price on a good friend who will step up and help you when you

need it.

Is that a clue?

Esther. Hmm?

Does this mean anything to you?

Yeah, that is an Amish proverb.

You think whoever has the van could be Amish?

I don't know, but they bought 12 cheese samplers at 11 .38 a .m.

Well, Guggersburg does make good cheese. Oh, and their butter cheese? I could

live off that alone with your mom's bread.

I should get back to work.

Thanks, Esther.

From what you said, that's around the same time the tour group was at your

store. So, if someone bought cheese for the group, then... Put the receipt in

Lacey's bag?

Good morning.

Naomi, we have another clue.

That reminds me.

Chief Twitch will mention you two have a habit of involving yourself in his

cases. It's not like we go looking for cases. They come to us.

Okay. I'll see if I can get fingerprints off anything.

I'll walk you out.

Thanks.

Bye. Bye.

Twitchell should be happy for our help.

I don't think I've ever actually seen him happy. Have you?

No.

Someone is trying to send us a message.

Have you tried calling Mickey this morning?

Went straight to voicemail.

What if someone forced him to drive somewhere else?

If we find Mickey, we find the van.

Mickey's car is not here.

I will see if he is home.

Okay.

looking for Mick?

Hi, I'm Cheryl and this is Naomi. We're friends of Mickey's.

Oh, I haven't seen him since Friday morning.

He asked me to check in on cats this weekend.

His cat?

Okay, well, if you see him, could you tell him we're looking for him?

Sure will.

Thanks.

Bye now.

Oh.

Well, let's get back to the farm.

Lacey and Michael are coming.

Beautiful. Look at them horses.

Hey. Wow.

Your place is beautiful, Miss Miller.

Oh, it is a true gift from God tonight, Paul.

Come on, Lacey.

I promised you a true Amish experience.

I can't wait.

Hello. Hi.

Welcome.

Levi, this is Michael Neal. Nice to meet you, Levi. Nice to meet you, too.

You and Michael ready to get your hands dirty?

We are.

Yeah, let's do it.

I'm sensing a vibe between you and Levi. No.

Maybe.

Doesn't matter.

Do you know how hard it is to find a decent guy out there?

Sadly, I do.

But Levi has so many qualities I'm looking for.

So you want a guy like Levi, just not him?

Yeah.

I mean, Levi's kind and he's trustworthy.

I've never met a man with such strong faith.

And he genuinely cares for his family.

Sounds like a dud.

He is also Amish.

I noticed.

I didn't think it was going to be easy.

Okay.

I want to buy a farm someday.

Thank you so much. You have no idea how much I needed that.

It's been a long time since I've been to church.

So glad you liked it.

I've always been quiet about my faith, but God is way more important than fame.

Hmm.

Well, that's weird.

I've only given this number out to a few people, people that I trust.

What does it say?

It's only a matter of time.

I don't know, and I don't want to find out.

Let's stop at Coonsburg.

You're not going to believe it. What?

See that guy with the boot getting in the truck?

You think that's the same truck they saw at the Troyer's? He just bought a dozen

cheese samplers.

What should we do?

Call Michael.

It's ringing.

Go, go, go.

This reminds me of my movie, Telltale Truck, where I followed a truck to the

scene of the crime.

How did it end?

I got kidnapped and almost eaten by an alligator.

Well, at least we don't have alligators in Ohio.

I'm sorry.

Michael, hey, it's me, Lacey. Cheryl and I are following someone we think might

have your grandma. Call me as soon as you get this.

She's turning into that driveway.

Oh, can we park on the side of the road?

I can't believe how cold it is.

All over here.

Uh, pick up, pick up.

Here.

Hi, this is Michael. Please leave a message.

Hey, Michael, it's Cheryl. I'm here with Lacey.

When you get this message, I need you to go pick up Naomi and tell her to take

you to the old raver place next to the Christmas tree farm.

Bye.

You ready?

What? I'm not used to the cold weather.

Could just be a guy who really likes tea.

Do you

really

need your purse?

I'm not letting this thing out of my sight.

Look, there's lights on in the house.

That's the van.

Let's wait for Michael in the barn.

You have a flashlight?

I was a Girl Scout.

Me too.

They're not being held against their will.

Well, if that's the case, then why did they bring them here instead of to the

Miller's farm?

I don't know.

But they're not in danger. I should tell Michael.

Yeah. What?

I hand it over and no one will get hurt.

Hand what over?

The lipstick.

Hand it over now.

I have a lot of them if you want more.

Very funny.

We're not playing around.

I don't know what you want.

Last chance.

Hey, drop the... Over here.

Okay, okay, okay.

FBI!

You're under arrest.

Let's go.

Cheryl?

Am I shot? No, no, that was me. I thought they were going to take us both

I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to hit you so hard.

Where'd you learn to do that?

I did my own stunts on lipstick and landmines.

That's so cool. I know, right?

Michael came by the house after he got your message.

Blake?

What are you doing here?

They were outside, sneaking around the barn as we came up to drive. I

them from the other day at our place.

Were you following me?

Yes, but you're gonna think. We were just taking some photos.

I thought I had a... Stalker. Exactly. Who doesn't love a good stalker story?

Me. I don't. I was scared.

You be outside now.

Go. I can explain.

Oh, your foot needs tending. It's fine.

Mickey? We have the folks responsible.

I don't understand. Why did you bring the group here instead of taking them to

the Miller's farm?

Yeah.

I'm very sorry.

I did it for Velma.

She's... He needed some help around here after Pat broke his foot.

You had the group do your chores?

They enjoyed it. Oh, they're having a ball.

I know that.

Okay.

You were desperate.

You could have reached out to your neighbors for help. I hadn't met anyone

I got here.

My aunt left the place for me.

And I didn't know how much care was involved until we got here. We thought

were just going to come.

fix it up, sell it, and move back home.

And we were managing until Patrick fell and broke his foot.

Then it just became too much.

Patrick and Mickey had been friends since they were kids.

He was just trying to help us.

Pat's always been there for me. I just wanted to try and pay him back.

I overheard you talking about the chores that the group would be doing.

So I hired a couple.

From Millersburg to pretend to be the Millers.

And Naomi had already asked me to drive for the tour.

So instead of taking them to the Millers, you brought them here. The

doesn't know.

I don't know what to say.

I'm sorry.

I tried to let you know that everything was going to be okay. So that was you.

You're the mystery caller.

Are we in trouble?

It depends.

on if the tour guests want to press charges.

Let's go.

Well, that was something.

I know I was wrong, but since

everyone's okay, I...

Hope they don't press charges.

Well, my grandmother only had wonderful things to say, and it seems to be the

consensus, so...

Lisa,

you can sit here. Oh, thank you, Caleb.

We are very thankful that everyone is safe and where they're supposed to be

morning. Yes.

And Seth and Levi are going to help Patrick and Velma with their chores so

can sell the place.

Why were Riggins and McGraw after you, Evelyn?

Oh, why don't you explain, dear?

Oh, well, Grandma went to the part where she walks every day. My book club meets

on Thursday afternoon, so I walk in the mornings.

And as I was leaving the park, I went to get a drink of water at the fountain. I

saw this man, and he was placing what looked like a lipstick tube beneath the

park bench.

And then he walked away.

It looked to me like he was up to something no good, so I walked over and

it. She thought it could be some sort of drug or something, and she was afraid a

kid might... So I put it in my pocket and headed for the car.

What she didn't realize is that Riggins was waiting to pick it up.

In the tube was a jump drive with incriminating photos of a political

No wonder they were after you.

I am glad you came into the Swiss Miss when you did. Me too.

And I had such a delightful weekend.

Just wait until I tell the girls. They're all going to want to come next

Let us bow our heads in silent prayer.

Amen.

Okay, let's get this going.

Sometimes, life takes us down an

unexpected path where we find new friends and begin to see those around us

whole new light.