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Sorry. Excuse me.
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Pardon me. Coming through.
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Am I always the one that ends up on the
food run?
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Hey, look out!
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Whoa, whoa!
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Okay, that's it.
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Now, that's more like it.
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God, can you take Thor's cape to the
cleaners?
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Scott, can you give Tony a ride to the
awards ceremony?
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Scott, can you drop off Black Widow's
spare stingers?
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It's a lot of responsibility being the
Ant -Man with the van.
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Wait, you gotta be kidding me. Someone
stole my van?
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Why does it continue to make that
infernal noise?
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Thanos, I was flattered when you and
your Chitauri guests requested a three
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-night stay at my secret Hydra base and
tropical resort.
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But that alarm on the van you brought is
extremely annoying.
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Make it stop!
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The Quantum Tunnel. With it, we shall
travel into the past.
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Acquiring everything I need to defeat
the Avengers.
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Brilliant. We shall increase our
numbers, strengthening our army, and
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will retake the Infinity Stones.
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Activate the quantum tunnel and prepare
it for time travel.
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Where, or should I say, when do we start
to defeat Iron Man?
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We must fight iron with iron.
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Tony, are you okay?
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I'm fine, Pepper.
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Listen, you gotta get out of there.
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Hello, Pepper Potts.
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Tony, be careful!
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No, you don't!
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The bigger they come, the harder they
fall.
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Right, Iron Monger?
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Put them down!
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Might be time for some upgrades.
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I've made a few upgrades of my own,
Tony.
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Nice knowing you.
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What am I saying? It wasn't nice knowing
you at all.
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Who invited these guys?
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What? Hey, where are you taking him?
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Weird. I mean, Ironmonger's gone. That's
good. But who are those... Ah,
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right. I should probably get out of this
trip.
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Obadiah, did you have a nice trip?
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Who are you?
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I'm the one who will upgrade Iron
Monger, giving you ultimate power. Power
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I will ask you to use to get rid of Iron
Man.
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I was just about to destroy him! No.
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No, no, no.
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Iron Man was about to humiliate and
defeat you.
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I offer you otherworldly power.
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Power that will enhance your armor,
giving you everything you need to
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Tony Stark.
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Now, do you want to be upgraded into the
ultimate battle armor or not?
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It was stolen?
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Thanks again for going on the snack run,
Scott. I feel terrible about your van.
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It's shocking, right? Who would do such
a thing? Yeah, who in their right mind
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would steal that van?
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Whoa, it's no Hulkbuster, Tony, but that
van is a sweet ride.
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Hey, Scott, you didn't happen to have
the quantum tunnel in the back of the
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did you?
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Yeah, so, how about that? Wait, someone
stole the quantum tunnel? Can't they use
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that to... Travel through time, causing
all sorts of trouble?
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Yep. This is bad news, Scott. We've got
to find the van before it's too late. Of
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course, with time travel, it may already
be too late. Or too early? I'm so
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confused. We've got to find that quantum
tunnel.
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Maybe there's a way we can do a search
for quantum fluctuations or PIM
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in the atmosphere.
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Or we use the X -Con Security Find My
Car Recovery app I installed in the van.
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Why didn't you just use the app to begin
with? You can search for it on your
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phone? Yeah, neat, huh?
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Oh, wrong app.
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You took a selfie with the Statue of
Liberty?
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Oh, like you wouldn't. Yeah, you got me
there.
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How did my van end up on a deserted
island in the middle of the ocean? A
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question is who took your van to a
deserted island in the middle of the
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And for what purpose?
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Now is the time.
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Go and retake the Tesseract. I will do
so with great pleasure.
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Do not let your desire for revenge
distract you from your task.
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Yes, well, by taking the Tetheract from
Captain America, I will have my revenge,
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won't I?
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And so will you.
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Now, to go back in time and claim my
victory!
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You will not stop me, Captain!
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Wait, what? What's the meaning of this?
Greetings, my clever young self.
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Hello, Captain America.
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Who are you? I am you from the future.
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And I have come back to help you defeat
Captain America and reclaim the
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Tesseract. You cannot be me.
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I'm me.
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I assure you, I am you from the future.
Can you two figure this out? We kind of
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have a battle going.
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Yes, yes, yes. We will get to you in a
moment. May I suggest we defeat Captain
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America together?
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After which, I will tell you how to take
over the entire world.
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Maybe even the entire universe.
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Agreed.
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Where ever you came from you won't be
going back with the Tesseract
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I take it from the lack of the Tesseract
in your hands that you have failed me,
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Red Skull.
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On the contrary, Thanos.
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I have brought you assured victory.
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I have brought you a ruthless warrior, a
brilliant tactician, a cunning
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commander. I have brought you myself.
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But better than two Red Skulls as you
march into battle.
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Stop!
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I would have preferred the Tesseract.
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How did I not see that coming?
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Wow! If it weren't for mysterious forces
potentially using my van and the
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Quantum Tunnel for evil, I'd say this
reconnaissance mission is like a total
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vacation. I mean, look at that beast!
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Looks like a postcard!
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Uh -oh. Uh -oh what?
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This island's a Hydra resort?
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Hydra base?
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Hydra resort base?
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These guys not only stole my van, but
then they find time to relax. What
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Hydra, all the way out there?
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Uh -oh.
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What's wrong, Ant -Man?
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Tons of Chitauri soldiers.
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Wait, aren't these guys from outer
space?
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Why are they relaxing at the beach?
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Ant -Man, keep looking around.
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We need to know who's in charge.
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Gotcha.
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Totally like a spy in a secret agent
movie sneaking into a secret base.
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How cool is that?
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Focus on the mission, Ant -Man. Of
course, Iron Man. I'm on it.
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Agent Ant -Man, ready and... Uh -oh.
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Why uh -oh now, Scott?
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I found my van.
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That's a good thing, right?
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Yeah. But I also found out who stole it.
Red Skull?
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Panel? One final addition remains to
complete our
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forces, after which I will crush the
Avengers, destroying their tower, their
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city. I will take over this entire
world, and then I shall take over and
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the entire universe.
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Uh -oh.
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Is this the best you can do?
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This is only a small sample of what I
can do.
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You just had to ask. How can you
possibly hope to stop me?
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Together.
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And you're coming with me.
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Where are we going?
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To a future that will soon be free of
the Avengers.
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What's this?
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A little something I've been working on.
I figure with Thanos, Hydra, and Iron
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Monger back, we're going to need some
extra armored muscle. If you're using
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this, who's using the Hulkbuster?
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You are.
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Fun. I hope you can keep up. I'll do my
best.
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Starting to feel a little left out.
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Don't worry, Steve. We're not finished
with our little Tony Stark tour of
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armors. Come on.
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Where are we?
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Storage. I got a few things to tuck away
down here.
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Including something my father made.
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Something Howard made?
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Yeah.
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It's a charming antique.
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Nothing like yourself, Cap.
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After all these years, are you sure this
thing will work?
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Oh, yeah. This armor packs a punch.
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Want to try it on? See how it fits?
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Nobody makes him like Howard Stark.
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Not even me. You can say that again.
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Okay, Avengers.
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Let's save the world.
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Oh, and get M .S. Mann back.
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You have been gathered here for a moment
of greatness.
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A moment where we will write the course
of history.
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Oh, my baby.
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And destroy the Avengers once and for
all.
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Hey, so not to panic anyone, but now
there's an army of sentries, and Thanos
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giving, if I may say, a very rousing
speech.
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We're almost there. Do something to
stall them. Me? Stall all of them?
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Okay.
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I was saving this for a snack.
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The combined Qatari, Ultron, and Hydra
forces will attack Avengers Tower
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precisely at...
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What is that?
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That, Thanos, is a giant strawberry
donut.
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The sprinkles, no?
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We have an intruder!
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You don't think I know that?
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Hey, don't be so greedy. That was for
everyone to share.
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You're outnumbered.
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Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
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Find him!
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Hey, Thanos, you've got way more to
worry about than finding Ant -Man.
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I mean, if you ask me.
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Avenger, am I lit for the party?
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T 'Challa, glad you could make it.
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You guys?
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I mean, seriously?
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You all came to help me get my van?
I'm... I'm just so moved.
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You really are earth -mighty and... Oh,
hi there!
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Watch out!
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Incoming Chitauri! 11 o 'clock!
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Could use some help down here!
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Copy that, Ant -Man.
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Widow? I've always wanted to say that.
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Got a little surprise for you.
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Didn't see that coming, did you?
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Didn't see that coming, did you?
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How about some help, Iron Man?
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Thanks, Wanda.
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Let's do this.
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I can do this all day.
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Called me buddy
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How about a lift, Machala? Thank you,
Hawkeye.
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He's too powerful!
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Look out!
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Come on, Scott.
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Come on. Think of something. Your
friends need you.
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How can I help you? I have one shrink
disc left.
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I can't do much with that.
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Or can I?
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Hey, Avengers!
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I need everyone to retreat. I have a
really, really cool idea.
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Are you... Sir!
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I feel like we're doing pretty good!
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Yeah, trust me. I've got this.
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Avengers, disassemble!
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Get to safety.
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Disassemble? You got my line wrong?
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Come on, Steve.
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cannot let you face Thanos on your own.
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Sorry, Thor.
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No time to argue.
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My friend!
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You have the grip of a frost giant!
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Oh, my baby!
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Batman missed his ban.
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Now how about we all have a little
stress reduction?
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You know, from up here, all our problems
suddenly seem so small.
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You did not just make that joke.
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What? It's all in the delivery.
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Hilarious if you ask me.
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We did it, everybody!
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Scott, why didn't you just shrink the
island in the first place?
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I don't know.
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I never thought about shrinking an
entire island before.
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Fair enough.
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I wanted to thank everyone again for
helping me get my van back. And for, you
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know, saving the world and everything.
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So... I went on another donut run.
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A victor's feast, Ant -Man!
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So what did you do with the island?
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Well, Iron Man helped me out with a
little something, and it turns out I
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have a new hobby.
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Who knew one day I would own an entire
island resort?
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Yeah, a resort packed with little, tiny,
angry guests.
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Yeah.
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Who's a little chaser?
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