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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: WEBVTT 1 00:01:05.560 --> 00:01:06.527 Go on. 2 00:01:06.920 --> 00:01:08.729 Go on, Ben. 3 00:01:10.240 --> 00:01:12.402 Please, baby, come inside me. 4 00:01:16.200 --> 00:01:17.406 Wait! 5 00:01:18.080 --> 00:01:19.969 Stay inside me, please. 6 00:01:20.360 --> 00:01:22.283 Who the fuck is that? 7 00:01:48.560 --> 00:01:49.288 Yes? 8 00:01:49.480 --> 00:01:50.481 Ben Azuelos? 9 00:01:51.040 --> 00:01:51.768 Yes. 10 00:01:51.960 --> 00:01:55.726 You 're under arrest for sodomy in 7997. 11 00:01:56.680 --> 00:01:58.762 don't fuckin' believe it! 12 00:01:59.200 --> 00:02:00.645 Shit, man! 13 00:02:00.840 --> 00:02:02.604 Don't fuckin' believe it! 14 00:02:05.960 --> 00:02:07.121 Fuck! 15 00:02:10.080 --> 00:02:11.809 Fuckin' crazy! 16 00:02:12.800 --> 00:02:13.608 Jeez... 17 00:02:13.800 --> 00:02:15.370 Where have you been? 18 00:02:17.520 --> 00:02:20.126 Where the hell have you been? 19 00:02:20.520 --> 00:02:21.885 What's that? 20 00:02:23.560 --> 00:02:24.971 - What is that? - This? 21 00:02:25.240 --> 00:02:26.571 The new me! 22 00:02:27.360 --> 00:02:29.169 The new you! 23 00:02:30.760 --> 00:02:32.444 You old bastard! 24 00:02:32.640 --> 00:02:34.210 Who's the father?! 25 00:02:35.160 --> 00:02:36.889 How dare you? What about you? 26 00:02:41.800 --> 00:02:43.211 I'm glad to see you. 27 00:02:46.280 --> 00:02:46.963 Que tal? 28 00:02:47.400 --> 00:02:48.162 Ola. 29 00:02:48.880 --> 00:02:51.281 Anna, Jeff. This is Jeff. 30 00:02:56.280 --> 00:02:57.850 Come on down, Anna. 31 00:02:58.040 --> 00:02:59.041 It's Jeff... 32 00:02:59.760 --> 00:03:02.366 The guy who wasn't at our wedding! 33 00:03:02.560 --> 00:03:05.086 Yes, Jeff who wasn't at the wedding! 34 00:03:06.560 --> 00:03:07.561 Right, Jeff. 35 00:03:07.760 --> 00:03:10.240 I'm so pleased to meet you. 36 00:03:15.120 --> 00:03:15.962 Crazy! 37 00:03:17.000 --> 00:03:19.321 You've got a car, a wife, 38 00:03:19.800 --> 00:03:22.246 fine art books on the coffee table. 39 00:03:22.440 --> 00:03:23.930 It's cool! Damn cool! 40 00:03:24.120 --> 00:03:25.565 It's cool to see you. 41 00:03:26.200 --> 00:03:27.964 - Love you. - Love you, too. 42 00:03:28.160 --> 00:03:29.286 Dig you, man. 43 00:03:30.400 --> 00:03:31.561 Don't dig you yet. 44 00:03:32.240 --> 00:03:34.163 But I'm sure will soon. 45 00:03:37.920 --> 00:03:40.730 Listen, get your bag. We'll get you settled in. 46 00:03:41.080 --> 00:03:41.683 Sure? 47 00:03:42.360 --> 00:03:44.408 Hang on. brought you a... 48 00:03:45.320 --> 00:03:46.401 Hang on. 49 00:03:51.600 --> 00:03:53.045 A souvenir. 50 00:03:56.680 --> 00:03:58.682 A duck from Mexico. 51 00:04:03.600 --> 00:04:05.728 - Is he staying long? - don't know. 52 00:04:06.240 --> 00:04:07.605 A day or two. 53 00:04:08.360 --> 00:04:10.681 I'm sorry. couldn't have known. 54 00:04:10.880 --> 00:04:14.680 Expect you'd have told me if you knew a pal was coming at 2 AM. 55 00:04:14.880 --> 00:04:16.245 Especially one like him! 56 00:04:16.440 --> 00:04:18.044 God, I'm sorry. 57 00:04:20.960 --> 00:04:23.247 Why couldn't you have waited two minutes? 58 00:04:24.960 --> 00:04:26.200 We'll do it tomorrow. 59 00:04:26.400 --> 00:04:28.448 Really want a baby. 60 00:04:30.000 --> 00:04:32.002 Ben, it's the right time. 61 00:04:32.200 --> 00:04:34.168 Know. want a baby, too. 62 00:04:35.400 --> 00:04:37.084 Swear we'll do it tomorrow. 63 00:04:37.480 --> 00:04:40.131 I'll save my strength. 64 00:04:41.120 --> 00:04:43.407 I'll mobilize my little soldiers. 65 00:04:46.640 --> 00:04:48.369 Mobilize away! 66 00:04:49.800 --> 00:04:51.165 You naked in there? 67 00:04:52.080 --> 00:04:53.764 We're making your bed. 68 00:04:53.960 --> 00:04:55.724 This is fuckin' great! 69 00:04:56.080 --> 00:04:59.084 Wanna go climbing! 70 00:04:59.280 --> 00:05:00.691 We'll do that! 71 00:05:00.880 --> 00:05:01.642 Yeah! 72 00:05:03.080 --> 00:05:04.764 OK, I'm going to bed. 73 00:05:05.040 --> 00:05:06.326 I'll be right up. 74 00:05:07.880 --> 00:05:08.642 Buenas noche. 75 00:05:09.440 --> 00:05:10.805 Buenas n och es! 76 00:05:11.120 --> 00:05:12.451 Love you, honey. 77 00:05:14.880 --> 00:05:16.211 Now dig you! 78 00:05:22.800 --> 00:05:24.882 - See you tomorrow. - Thanks again. 79 00:05:26.440 --> 00:05:27.680 She's great. 80 00:05:28.040 --> 00:05:30.042 - Really great. - know she is. 81 00:05:30.240 --> 00:05:33.323 - Was still in Mexico this morning. - Fuck! 82 00:05:34.800 --> 00:05:36.245 You're all wet, hon! 83 00:05:39.680 --> 00:05:42.604 First lived in San Cristobal DE was Casas 84 00:05:42.880 --> 00:05:44.041 in Chiapas. 85 00:05:44.760 --> 00:05:47.604 It's the southernmost state in Mexico. 86 00:05:48.320 --> 00:05:51.085 Set up an art project with some people there. 87 00:05:51.800 --> 00:05:53.802 We needed some financing, 88 00:05:54.000 --> 00:05:57.686 so came back to get investors and galleries on board. 89 00:05:58.600 --> 00:06:00.443 Long story short... 90 00:06:01.320 --> 00:06:03.641 was at the airport and thought: 91 00:06:03.840 --> 00:06:05.365 "Where do want to go?“ 92 00:06:07.040 --> 00:06:09.691 thought it was high time saw you again. 93 00:06:11.440 --> 00:06:12.930 Nice life you've got. 94 00:06:13.560 --> 00:06:15.642 It's easy to live the way do. 95 00:06:16.000 --> 00:06:18.924 But don't know if could live the way you do. 96 00:06:20.360 --> 00:06:21.168 Meaning? 97 00:06:21.480 --> 00:06:24.006 Don't know. All this! 98 00:06:24.200 --> 00:06:25.008 All what? 99 00:06:25.400 --> 00:06:27.164 Your life... 100 00:06:27.360 --> 00:06:28.600 It's easy as pie. 101 00:06:29.400 --> 00:06:31.880 At the supermarket, you pick up a girl. 102 00:06:33.720 --> 00:06:35.245 You kiss her. 103 00:06:35.600 --> 00:06:38.331 Next thing you know, you're married, with a house... 104 00:06:38.760 --> 00:06:41.843 and you turn the study into the baby's room. 105 00:06:42.040 --> 00:06:43.963 - No! - Just in case. 106 00:06:45.320 --> 00:06:47.891 To be honest, thought you'd done it long ago. 107 00:06:48.320 --> 00:06:49.651 We're working on it. 108 00:06:50.440 --> 00:06:52.124 I'm past the defense line. 109 00:06:52.760 --> 00:06:54.762 The goal mouth is clear. 110 00:06:54.960 --> 00:06:57.930 But only shoot penalties into an empty goal! 111 00:07:00.200 --> 00:07:03.761 It's the biggest thing you could do with your life. 112 00:07:03.960 --> 00:07:05.086 Huge! 113 00:07:06.080 --> 00:07:07.161 Huge. 114 00:07:11.320 --> 00:07:12.845 I'm working tomorrow. 115 00:07:13.160 --> 00:07:14.446 Make yourself at home. 116 00:07:14.800 --> 00:07:15.926 I'm off to bed. 117 00:07:16.120 --> 00:07:16.882 OK, cool. 118 00:07:17.080 --> 00:07:18.206 Tell me... 119 00:07:18.400 --> 00:07:21.643 don't know if you have anything planned tomorrow... 120 00:07:22.320 --> 00:07:23.970 - We could... - Sure. 121 00:07:26.440 --> 00:07:28.010 It's weird to see you again. 122 00:07:29.440 --> 00:07:30.851 Good weird. 123 00:07:31.560 --> 00:07:32.971 Come here. 124 00:07:33.640 --> 00:07:35.927 Sweet dreams you have! 125 00:07:36.640 --> 00:07:38.051 Too you. 126 00:07:46.520 --> 00:07:48.602 - Hello, my love. - Hello, my love. 127 00:07:48.800 --> 00:07:50.404 - OK? - And you, darling? 128 00:07:50.600 --> 00:07:52.682 ??? glad today's over at last. 129 00:07:52.880 --> 00:07:54.882 Me too. Listen... 130 00:07:55.080 --> 00:07:57.048 had a call from Jeff 131 00:07:58.120 --> 00:08:00.851 He was seeing that gallery owner girl. 132 00:08:01.040 --> 00:08:02.929 Guess what? He's at her place. 133 00:08:03.120 --> 00:08:03.803 Wow! 134 00:08:04.120 --> 00:08:05.246 You said it. 135 00:08:05.440 --> 00:08:09.286 She's having a party with the neighbors, roommates... 136 00:08:09.480 --> 00:08:11.164 Some artists or something. 137 00:08:11.360 --> 00:08:14.728 Jeff asked me to drop by. So thought... 138 00:08:15.080 --> 00:08:18.289 thought maybe I'd drop by. 139 00:08:18.480 --> 00:08:22.371 Let's have him over for dinner? Get to know each other? 140 00:08:23.320 --> 00:08:25.607 could do my homemade pasta. 141 00:08:25.800 --> 00:08:27.848 We 'll open a nice bottle of wine. 142 00:08:28.040 --> 00:08:29.087 Great, sweetie. 143 00:08:29.280 --> 00:08:30.884 I'll pick him up. 144 00:08:31.960 --> 00:08:33.086 I'll start dinner. 145 00:08:34.000 --> 00:08:35.286 Love you, honey. 146 00:08:35.480 --> 00:08:36.447 Me too. 147 00:08:52.520 --> 00:08:53.601 Monica! 148 00:08:54.040 --> 00:08:55.201 Hello. 149 00:08:57.440 --> 00:08:58.248 You're Ben! 150 00:09:01.000 --> 00:09:03.731 I've heard so much about you. 151 00:09:04.400 --> 00:09:06.050 Welcome. Come on in. 152 00:09:09.680 --> 00:09:10.488 Hi, pal. 153 00:09:10.680 --> 00:09:12.045 Hey, mister! 154 00:09:12.240 --> 00:09:13.082 What're you doing? 155 00:09:13.280 --> 00:09:14.611 Want a hug 156 00:09:14.800 --> 00:09:17.167 - Come here. - Don't touch me. 157 00:09:18.920 --> 00:09:20.490 It looks so good. 158 00:09:20.680 --> 00:09:21.602 What is it? 159 00:09:21.800 --> 00:09:23.928 My specialty, Corsican quiche! 160 00:09:24.120 --> 00:09:25.724 - Shit! - What? 161 00:09:25.920 --> 00:09:29.049 Anna's making dinner to welcome you 162 00:09:29.240 --> 00:09:31.129 - Who's Anna? - My wife. 163 00:09:31.320 --> 00:09:33.846 Tell her to come. We're having a party. 164 00:09:34.040 --> 00:09:36.486 Friday night is Gomorrah Party. 165 00:09:36.680 --> 00:09:37.727 Common... 166 00:09:38.480 --> 00:09:39.288 I'll ask her. 167 00:09:39.480 --> 00:09:41.482 She can taste my quiche. 168 00:09:41.680 --> 00:09:44.001 I'll get you a corkscrew. 169 00:09:46.680 --> 00:09:48.682 Ben, Lilly. Lilly, Ben. 170 00:09:49.000 --> 00:09:50.206 Hi, Lilly. 171 00:09:52.280 --> 00:09:53.281 Making a salad? 172 00:09:53.480 --> 00:09:55.687 No, I'm making salad dressing. 173 00:09:57.200 --> 00:09:58.725 - Here. - Thanks. 174 00:10:00.680 --> 00:10:02.125 Whose place is this? 175 00:10:02.320 --> 00:10:03.606 My chick's. 176 00:10:04.720 --> 00:10:06.802 Who's your chick? 177 00:10:08.840 --> 00:10:10.001 Monica? 178 00:10:13.400 --> 00:10:15.084 OK, see. 179 00:10:15.640 --> 00:10:17.722 - They've hit it off. - So see. 180 00:10:18.240 --> 00:10:19.844 She's into guys at times. 181 00:10:20.280 --> 00:10:21.088 Up to her. 182 00:10:21.280 --> 00:10:23.886 - It works for her. - Cool. 183 00:10:24.800 --> 00:10:26.290 What line are you in? 184 00:10:26.680 --> 00:10:28.523 Town planner. In transport. 185 00:10:28.880 --> 00:10:29.642 You? 186 00:10:29.840 --> 00:10:31.888 - Me? - What do you do in life? 187 00:10:32.080 --> 00:10:33.241 Live. 188 00:10:34.280 --> 00:10:35.645 What else can you do? 189 00:10:36.200 --> 00:10:37.167 And the dad? 190 00:10:43.720 --> 00:10:45.131 I'll make a call. 191 00:11:07.000 --> 00:11:09.241 - Hey... - When will you be here? 192 00:11:09.440 --> 00:11:11.363 There's a slight change in plans. 193 00:11:11.600 --> 00:11:14.809 Jeff got talked into having dinner with this girl... 194 00:11:15.000 --> 00:11:17.685 It's actually more of a pick-up plan... 195 00:11:18.600 --> 00:11:19.362 Hi. 196 00:11:20.680 --> 00:11:21.408 Ben .7 197 00:11:21.600 --> 00:11:23.489 was just saying hi to someone. 198 00:11:24.320 --> 00:11:26.800 It's a bummer... you're making dinner... 199 00:11:27.520 --> 00:11:28.123 I'm Franck. 200 00:11:29.600 --> 00:11:30.647 A pleasure. 201 00:11:30.840 --> 00:11:32.046 Ben .7 202 00:11:32.240 --> 00:11:33.207 Where was ? 203 00:11:33.520 --> 00:11:37.127 It's a pain, you're already making dinner 204 00:11:37.400 --> 00:11:39.641 and Jeff is staying here. 205 00:11:39.840 --> 00:11:41.080 He's staying there? 206 00:11:41.280 --> 00:11:42.850 get the impression. 207 00:11:43.040 --> 00:11:45.247 Too bad. It' doesn't matter. 208 00:11:45.440 --> 00:11:47.124 You can come if you want. 209 00:11:47.320 --> 00:11:48.924 They really insisted. 210 00:11:49.120 --> 00:11:49.689 Yeah, come. 211 00:11:50.160 --> 00:11:51.002 What? 212 00:11:51.760 --> 00:11:53.683 That was Franck... 213 00:11:53.960 --> 00:11:54.643 See ya. 214 00:11:54.840 --> 00:11:55.762 Who.7 215 00:11:57.720 --> 00:11:58.528 Get this! 216 00:11:59.480 --> 00:12:03.326 You won't believe it. This guy came in while we were talking... 217 00:12:03.520 --> 00:12:07.730 I'm in the bathroom. And this guy starts pissing in front of me 218 00:12:07.920 --> 00:12:09.524 like wasn't even there. 219 00:12:09.720 --> 00:12:11.643 - No way! - This place is weird. 220 00:12:11.840 --> 00:12:13.808 It's called "Sodom and Gomorrah." 221 00:12:14.000 --> 00:12:15.968 And they mean it literally. 222 00:12:16.160 --> 00:12:17.047 Sodom and Gomorrah? 223 00:12:17.240 --> 00:12:18.924 Yeah, and you're welcome. 224 00:12:19.120 --> 00:12:20.770 Prefer my pasta! 225 00:12:20.960 --> 00:12:24.681 Why don't stay a while to be polite, then I'll come home. 226 00:12:27.360 --> 00:12:27.963 Perfect. 227 00:12:28.160 --> 00:12:32.961 We 'll relish your dinner and everything else we had planned. 228 00:12:33.280 --> 00:12:34.520 My little soldiers! 229 00:12:35.200 --> 00:12:36.281 I'll be waiting. 230 00:12:36.600 --> 00:12:39.285 The two of us will have a fabulous dinner. 231 00:12:39.800 --> 00:12:40.881 Can '1' wait. 232 00:12:41.800 --> 00:12:42.881 Screw Jeff. 233 00:12:43.080 --> 00:12:45.401 Yeah, sore w Jeff Goodbye 234 00:12:45.600 --> 00:12:46.169 Bye. 235 00:14:19.320 --> 00:14:21.561 - Come here, you. - Get away! 236 00:14:21.760 --> 00:14:22.966 It counts steps! 237 00:14:23.160 --> 00:14:25.162 It's a fucking pedometer! 238 00:14:25.360 --> 00:14:29.081 It counts steps! don't believe it. 239 00:14:31.720 --> 00:14:33.609 One and two and three... 240 00:16:42.760 --> 00:16:43.329 No thanks. 241 00:16:43.880 --> 00:16:44.722 Or maybe. 242 00:16:44.920 --> 00:16:46.490 Nah. OK, yes. 243 00:16:57.040 --> 00:16:59.964 They touch, they intermingle, 244 00:17:00.360 --> 00:17:03.125 but you never really see who they are, 245 00:17:03.680 --> 00:17:05.045 or how many they are. 246 00:17:06.160 --> 00:17:08.322 As they touch, their bodies blend 247 00:17:08.520 --> 00:17:09.965 into a single entity. 248 00:17:10.160 --> 00:17:12.367 It's aesthetically stunning. 249 00:17:12.560 --> 00:17:14.722 Adore its spiritual side. 250 00:17:14.920 --> 00:17:17.002 What are you guys talking about? 251 00:17:17.600 --> 00:17:19.284 A film we saw at Hump. 252 00:17:19.800 --> 00:17:20.403 At what? 253 00:17:20.600 --> 00:17:21.487 Hump 254 00:17:21.840 --> 00:17:23.046 You don't know Hump? 255 00:17:25.080 --> 00:17:26.411 Never heard of it. 256 00:17:27.320 --> 00:17:28.810 It's a porn film festival. 257 00:17:29.000 --> 00:17:31.162 They hold it in Seattle every year. 258 00:17:31.360 --> 00:17:34.330 It's an open festival with creative erotic films. 259 00:17:34.640 --> 00:17:36.529 Creative and alternative. 260 00:17:36.720 --> 00:17:38.051 Not just gonzo. 261 00:17:38.240 --> 00:17:40.561 There's a jury and a selection. 262 00:17:40.760 --> 00:17:43.081 You watch the films in a big theater. 263 00:17:43.760 --> 00:17:45.330 It's an exploration. 264 00:17:45.680 --> 00:17:48.160 It's sex pushed to the ultimate limit. 265 00:17:48.960 --> 00:17:50.724 Afterward s they destroy the films. 266 00:17:51.280 --> 00:17:52.850 So they don't haunt you. 267 00:17:53.040 --> 00:17:55.281 It's like an artistic happening. 268 00:17:56.960 --> 00:17:58.200 I'll make a film! 269 00:17:59.080 --> 00:17:59.922 You will, huh? 270 00:18:01.280 --> 00:18:01.849 Why not? 271 00:18:02.600 --> 00:18:03.840 Whatsit you do? 272 00:18:05.800 --> 00:18:07.086 I'm going to do... 273 00:18:08.320 --> 00:18:09.924 something rad. 274 00:18:33.680 --> 00:18:35.364 ASSHOLE 275 00:18:36.600 --> 00:18:40.082 I'm going to make a beautiful, grandiose film. 276 00:18:40.280 --> 00:18:43.409 The deepest, most poetic film ever. 277 00:18:46.000 --> 00:18:47.286 You never saw me fuck. 278 00:18:47.480 --> 00:18:48.811 Never had the pleasure. 279 00:18:49.200 --> 00:18:50.770 I'm a real beauty. 280 00:18:51.320 --> 00:18:52.651 Yeah... 281 00:18:52.840 --> 00:18:54.080 A raw beauty! 282 00:18:54.520 --> 00:18:56.363 Beauty and the Beast. 283 00:19:02.240 --> 00:19:04.208 You're going to make a porn flick? 284 00:19:04.560 --> 00:19:05.800 No, an art flick. 285 00:19:06.560 --> 00:19:07.846 Erotic art. 286 00:19:10.560 --> 00:19:12.085 Fuck you. 287 00:19:12.280 --> 00:19:14.726 You're pissed off because you're fettered. 288 00:19:15.600 --> 00:19:16.647 What's that mean? 289 00:19:17.760 --> 00:19:19.808 You're settled. So you're pissed off. 290 00:19:20.000 --> 00:19:21.047 Doesn't stop me. 291 00:19:21.400 --> 00:19:23.767 - You're gonna do porn? - If feel like it. 292 00:19:24.080 --> 00:19:26.924 What kind of porn do you have in mind? 293 00:19:27.120 --> 00:19:27.882 What kind? 294 00:19:28.440 --> 00:19:30.090 Yeah, what kind of porn? 295 00:19:34.120 --> 00:19:37.966 Soft, hard, fetish, vintage, 296 00:19:38.160 --> 00:19:39.764 glamor, Latino, 297 00:19:40.400 --> 00:19:41.401 anal, a cum flick... 298 00:19:42.240 --> 00:19:43.446 - Bi... - Eco? 299 00:19:43.760 --> 00:19:44.886 - Eco! - Well? 300 00:19:46.360 --> 00:19:47.486 First need a camera. 301 00:19:47.680 --> 00:19:50.001 If you're acting, get a zoom lens. 302 00:19:50.200 --> 00:19:51.326 A macro zoom lens. 303 00:19:51.920 --> 00:19:52.603 Blah, blah. 304 00:19:52.800 --> 00:19:54.928 You should check out their site. 305 00:19:55.400 --> 00:19:58.290 They have the synopses of their films. 306 00:19:58.480 --> 00:20:00.244 - Like the one with E.T. - E.T.? 307 00:20:01.000 --> 00:20:02.650 He comes back to see Elliot. 308 00:20:03.000 --> 00:20:06.004 There's still light but it's not in his fingertip... 309 00:20:19.160 --> 00:20:20.366 Listen to this! 310 00:20:20.560 --> 00:20:24.167 "Experimental pop art: artists eat food coloring 311 00:20:24.360 --> 00:20:27.648 to ejaculate colored cum onto a transparent screen." 312 00:20:28.280 --> 00:20:30.567 What's she doing? Is that a traffic cone? 313 00:20:30.960 --> 00:20:32.803 Everything's been done. 314 00:20:33.000 --> 00:20:35.765 Just tap "porno" in Google. 315 00:20:35.960 --> 00:20:38.804 If we make a film, it's got to be something unique. 316 00:20:39.280 --> 00:20:40.327 Hear you. 317 00:20:43.000 --> 00:20:44.161 Then I'll fuck you. 318 00:20:45.800 --> 00:20:47.370 That's so old. 319 00:20:47.560 --> 00:20:50.006 It's not like gay porn was rare. 320 00:20:50.280 --> 00:20:52.123 She's right, we've seen tons. 321 00:20:52.320 --> 00:20:54.607 Guys on top of guys, under guys, 322 00:20:54.800 --> 00:20:56.165 inside guys. A fucking bore. 323 00:20:56.360 --> 00:20:58.203 That having been said... 324 00:20:58.560 --> 00:21:01.370 No one has ever filmed non-gay man-on-man action. 325 00:21:01.560 --> 00:21:03.449 Straight guys fucking. 326 00:21:03.800 --> 00:21:05.564 Guys like you, fucking. 327 00:21:05.760 --> 00:21:06.443 She's right. 328 00:21:08.640 --> 00:21:09.641 I'll fuck you. 329 00:21:10.960 --> 00:21:12.564 - Are you nuts? - You chicken? 330 00:21:13.920 --> 00:21:14.807 What's an artist? 331 00:21:15.000 --> 00:21:17.287 Isn't it someone who pushes limits? 332 00:21:17.920 --> 00:21:19.922 You're the artist, I'll fuck you. 333 00:21:20.360 --> 00:21:21.600 Could you do it? 334 00:21:23.280 --> 00:21:24.088 Could you do it? 335 00:21:25.440 --> 00:21:27.522 If you could, it would be fabulous. 336 00:21:27.720 --> 00:21:29.722 But can you really do it? 337 00:21:29.920 --> 00:21:33.925 I'll swallow a pill and swear I'll tear you inside out! 338 00:21:34.120 --> 00:21:35.326 You've got something. 339 00:21:35.520 --> 00:21:36.681 That's what we'll do. 340 00:21:36.880 --> 00:21:38.325 - Ready? - What for? 341 00:21:38.520 --> 00:21:40.363 Us. Two straights. Four nuts. 342 00:21:40.840 --> 00:21:42.968 It transcends gay... 343 00:21:43.160 --> 00:21:45.766 It's beyond gay. It's what are you doing in my butt? 344 00:21:45.960 --> 00:21:50.090 Seriously, if you can express your long friendship like this... 345 00:21:50.280 --> 00:21:52.123 Friendship always contains love. 346 00:21:52.320 --> 00:21:53.890 - Love you Ben. - Love you Jeff. 347 00:21:54.080 --> 00:21:58.005 If were on the jury, I'd give you first prize. 348 00:21:58.400 --> 00:21:59.925 It would be magnificent! 349 00:22:00.600 --> 00:22:01.647 Magnificent. 350 00:22:02.160 --> 00:22:03.650 A work of art. 351 00:22:13.120 --> 00:22:15.726 Not only can't trust you, 352 00:22:16.800 --> 00:22:19.531 but your child can't either. 353 00:22:20.760 --> 00:22:24.367 Before he's even born, before he's here, you let him down. 354 00:22:25.160 --> 00:22:27.288 When he needs you most, 355 00:22:27.560 --> 00:22:31.485 when he needs your sperm and your genetic resources... 356 00:22:35.080 --> 00:22:36.241 You let him down. 357 00:22:39.600 --> 00:22:42.729 He's done everything possible to come to you... 358 00:22:42.920 --> 00:22:45.890 and you're with people who aren't even ovulating. 359 00:22:50.720 --> 00:22:51.642 Ben, 360 00:22:52.640 --> 00:22:53.323 come home. 361 00:22:53.680 --> 00:22:56.160 If you ire satisfied with your message, press 7 362 00:22:56.440 --> 00:22:58.408 if you would like to re-record it 363 00:23:06.840 --> 00:23:09.889 love you, but bet when you've sobered up 364 00:23:10.080 --> 00:23:11.411 tomorrow, you'll back out. 365 00:23:11.600 --> 00:23:14.331 Even in your wildest dreams, you'd never do it. 366 00:23:14.520 --> 00:23:16.124 OK, let's sign up now. 367 00:23:16.600 --> 00:23:19.365 I'll book us a hotel room right now. 368 00:23:19.560 --> 00:23:20.891 We'll do your film. 369 00:23:22.160 --> 00:23:23.286 I'll book it now. 370 00:23:28.560 --> 00:23:30.324 - What? - Nothing. 371 00:23:30.720 --> 00:23:32.722 - Sunday night? - I'll nail you. 372 00:23:32.920 --> 00:23:34.604 No way. I'll nail you. 373 00:23:35.640 --> 00:23:37.324 - I'll call 'em up. - We draw lots. 374 00:23:37.640 --> 00:23:38.721 - I'll call. - Let me hear. 375 00:23:38.920 --> 00:23:40.126 No problem. 376 00:23:42.240 --> 00:23:43.162 Want to quit? 377 00:23:43.440 --> 00:23:45.283 Don't want to quit! 378 00:23:45.600 --> 00:23:47.841 Information, how may help you? 379 00:23:48.040 --> 00:23:52.648 Hello, could you put me through to the Sofitel at Porte DE Champerret? 380 00:23:54.360 --> 00:23:55.122 I'll nail you! 381 00:23:56.080 --> 00:23:56.967 Please hold. 382 00:23:57.160 --> 00:23:58.127 Thank you. 383 00:24:00.040 --> 00:24:01.690 Can still hang up. 384 00:24:02.040 --> 00:24:03.201 I'm gonna crucify you! 385 00:24:03.400 --> 00:24:05.209 - Should I put you through? - Yes. 386 00:24:05.640 --> 00:24:06.687 All the way through! 387 00:24:09.800 --> 00:24:12.963 ...23452. 388 00:24:13.960 --> 00:24:15.246 And the security code... 389 00:24:15.520 --> 00:24:16.521 Forget security! 390 00:24:16.720 --> 00:24:17.562 712. 391 00:24:17.760 --> 00:24:19.364 Single or queen -size? 392 00:24:20.040 --> 00:24:21.724 Queen-size is fine. 393 00:24:22.440 --> 00:24:23.851 Yes, just one night. 394 00:24:24.360 --> 00:24:25.771 Thanks a lot. 395 00:24:27.360 --> 00:24:30.170 I'm the one paying. I'm the one fucking you. 396 00:24:54.840 --> 00:24:55.966 'Morning. 397 00:24:58.640 --> 00:25:02.087 Nice wake-up call. How about "Good morning"? 398 00:25:02.280 --> 00:25:03.566 No talking. I'm busy. 399 00:25:03.840 --> 00:25:05.763 Yeah, you look busy. 400 00:25:05.960 --> 00:25:06.927 Shut up! 401 00:25:07.120 --> 00:25:08.531 What the hell is this? 402 00:25:09.480 --> 00:25:10.766 Forget it. 403 00:25:11.880 --> 00:25:14.360 Sorry, but this is a bit weird. 404 00:25:17.560 --> 00:25:18.891 What happened last night? 405 00:25:21.280 --> 00:25:23.009 - Well? - Wait a minute. 406 00:25:24.040 --> 00:25:27.044 Can we rewind? You come in and straddle me brutally. 407 00:25:27.240 --> 00:25:31.723 You know was ovulating last night. thought we could try this morning. 408 00:25:36.720 --> 00:25:39.200 Sorry, fucked up. I'm sorry, OK? 409 00:25:39.840 --> 00:25:41.524 What did you do last night? 410 00:25:45.240 --> 00:25:46.480 Was with Jeff. 411 00:25:46.680 --> 00:25:50.002 He was wasted. thought should keep an eye on him. 412 00:25:50.560 --> 00:25:51.561 So... 413 00:25:52.680 --> 00:25:55.411 decided to sober up before coming home. 414 00:25:56.400 --> 00:25:58.880 It took you till 4 AM to sober up? 415 00:26:00.160 --> 00:26:02.766 Come on, Ben, don't bullshit me! 416 00:26:05.000 --> 00:26:06.206 Jeff's a big boy. 417 00:26:06.400 --> 00:26:08.562 You haven't seen him in ages. 418 00:26:09.240 --> 00:26:11.846 He managed fine without your help. 419 00:26:14.240 --> 00:26:15.765 It was a cool party. 420 00:26:18.240 --> 00:26:19.366 Yeah, mean, 421 00:26:19.560 --> 00:26:22.211 they won't become my best friends, 422 00:26:22.720 --> 00:26:25.803 but it was fun, you know. 423 00:26:27.160 --> 00:26:29.766 It was nice to see some new faces, 424 00:26:29.960 --> 00:26:32.201 to talk, to hang out. 425 00:26:32.400 --> 00:26:33.765 Enjoyed it, OK? 426 00:26:34.440 --> 00:26:35.521 Anna... 427 00:26:37.480 --> 00:26:41.963 We're gonna have kids. We shouldn't cut ourselves off from others. 428 00:26:42.160 --> 00:26:44.322 We should throw parties like that. 429 00:26:44.520 --> 00:26:46.249 "We" should throw parties? 430 00:26:47.720 --> 00:26:50.200 You left me all alone last night. 431 00:26:50.400 --> 00:26:51.128 Invited you! 432 00:26:51.520 --> 00:26:54.364 You invited me? You invited me! 433 00:26:54.640 --> 00:26:55.721 Yes, invited you. 434 00:26:55.920 --> 00:26:57.331 Everyone invited you. 435 00:26:57.520 --> 00:27:00.763 " Don't know if you'll like it, they're weird..." 436 00:27:00.960 --> 00:27:02.200 Sounded like fun! 437 00:27:02.640 --> 00:27:05.007 That was before the mood changed, OK? 438 00:27:06.160 --> 00:27:07.650 Should've called back. 439 00:27:13.200 --> 00:27:14.087 You met a girl? 440 00:27:14.880 --> 00:27:15.722 What? 441 00:27:16.480 --> 00:27:17.322 Did you? 442 00:27:18.400 --> 00:27:19.686 What's this? 443 00:27:21.480 --> 00:27:22.481 OK, drop it. 444 00:27:40.640 --> 00:27:41.368 Sorry. 445 00:27:42.040 --> 00:27:44.361 Screwed up. apologize. 446 00:27:47.440 --> 00:27:51.081 Screwed up. apologize. Forgive me, my love. 447 00:27:51.280 --> 00:27:52.611 Love you, I'm sorry. 448 00:27:52.800 --> 00:27:53.926 My love, I'm sorry. 449 00:28:05.600 --> 00:28:06.522 Screwed up. 450 00:28:10.000 --> 00:28:12.287 It's my fault, screwed up. 451 00:28:23.720 --> 00:28:24.801 Croissants! 452 00:28:30.360 --> 00:28:31.725 Muchas gracias. 453 00:28:47.520 --> 00:28:48.487 Game! 454 00:28:49.120 --> 00:28:50.167 5-1. 455 00:28:50.600 --> 00:28:51.931 My serve. 456 00:28:55.360 --> 00:28:56.361 Time-out. 457 00:29:19.640 --> 00:29:21.961 Spoken to your coach? Can we start? 458 00:29:23.800 --> 00:29:25.040 I'm concentrating. 459 00:29:27.520 --> 00:29:28.123 Ready? 460 00:29:29.040 --> 00:29:30.804 Player 719 serve. 461 00:29:34.000 --> 00:29:35.047 Don't mess around! 462 00:29:39.440 --> 00:29:40.680 OK, no messing. 463 00:29:41.360 --> 00:29:42.361 Sure? 464 00:29:45.680 --> 00:29:46.886 You fuckin' jerk! 465 00:29:47.480 --> 00:29:49.244 Don't take it so seriously. 466 00:29:49.760 --> 00:29:50.841 You bitch! 467 00:29:53.360 --> 00:29:54.441 You're too serious! 468 00:29:55.480 --> 00:29:56.402 I'm serious! 469 00:29:57.000 --> 00:29:57.922 Bitch! 470 00:29:58.440 --> 00:29:59.680 See if I'm serious! 471 00:30:05.600 --> 00:30:06.647 Get off me! 472 00:30:11.600 --> 00:30:13.170 You'll do the shopping, right? 473 00:30:20.440 --> 00:30:22.363 Are we done after this? 474 00:30:22.560 --> 00:30:24.483 Want to visit some galleries, 475 00:30:24.680 --> 00:30:26.364 maybe get laid. 476 00:30:26.600 --> 00:30:28.250 Isn't that already done? 477 00:30:30.920 --> 00:30:31.569 What? 478 00:30:31.840 --> 00:30:33.444 I'm trying to remember... 479 00:30:33.720 --> 00:30:36.326 Don't pretend you can't remember last night. 480 00:30:36.880 --> 00:30:39.451 Sorry, got you into some twisted shit. 481 00:30:39.640 --> 00:30:42.928 Look, it was a weird night. It happens. Not your fault. 482 00:30:43.120 --> 00:30:44.121 It fuckin' is. 483 00:30:44.400 --> 00:30:47.802 Turn up at your place, we get wasted, 484 00:30:48.480 --> 00:30:51.211 talk about gay sex, leave your wife at home. 485 00:30:51.400 --> 00:30:54.483 Don't worry about her. You didn't make me stay. 486 00:30:54.680 --> 00:30:55.886 Could've gone home. 487 00:30:56.360 --> 00:30:59.364 Had a great time. You don't have to apologize. 488 00:30:59.560 --> 00:31:03.121 We go back along way, even if our lives are very different. 489 00:31:03.320 --> 00:31:07.325 And in the life you have now, I'm not sure it was very appropriate. 490 00:31:07.520 --> 00:31:08.601 I'm not judging you- 491 00:31:08.800 --> 00:31:11.963 Look, Mr. Jacques Kerouac, with your crappy bandana, 492 00:31:12.920 --> 00:31:15.002 I'm not that much of a homebody. 493 00:31:15.400 --> 00:31:17.402 Everything's black or white to you. 494 00:31:17.600 --> 00:31:19.887 Just think it's a great art project. 495 00:31:20.080 --> 00:31:21.605 Think it's great, too. 496 00:31:21.800 --> 00:31:23.689 But in your situation... 497 00:31:23.880 --> 00:31:27.043 My situation? Are you trying 10...? 498 00:31:27.280 --> 00:31:29.282 - Won't force you. - know. 499 00:31:29.480 --> 00:31:31.926 I'm just saying last night, we were drunk, 500 00:31:32.120 --> 00:31:33.963 so you can back out. 501 00:31:34.160 --> 00:31:37.801 Forget your preconceived ideas about me, OK? 502 00:31:38.160 --> 00:31:39.810 Each man for himself. 503 00:31:43.360 --> 00:31:44.691 I'll do it if like. 504 00:31:45.040 --> 00:31:47.771 My marriage won't stop me doing anything. 505 00:31:49.240 --> 00:31:51.891 Anna and are very close. You wouldn't know. 506 00:31:52.080 --> 00:31:56.085 But we have an open relationship, we're free to do as we like. 507 00:31:56.840 --> 00:31:57.921 I'm just saying... 508 00:31:58.120 --> 00:31:59.326 Don't decide for me. 509 00:31:59.520 --> 00:32:02.000 I'm not. I'm talking to you as a friend. 510 00:32:02.200 --> 00:32:04.487 There's no problem, that's all. 511 00:32:05.200 --> 00:32:07.646 You know, you can... 512 00:32:07.960 --> 00:32:09.849 You're not bound by it. 513 00:32:10.880 --> 00:32:12.405 We're very different now. 514 00:32:12.600 --> 00:32:14.648 Look, shut up for a minute. 515 00:32:14.840 --> 00:32:17.810 I'll end up thinking you're narrow-minded or retarded. 516 00:32:20.240 --> 00:32:23.244 Stop trying to find excuses for me. You know what? 517 00:32:23.440 --> 00:32:27.525 It's like you're trying to blame me for what you can't face up to. 518 00:32:34.920 --> 00:32:36.251 Be honest... 519 00:32:37.000 --> 00:32:37.922 Shoot. 520 00:32:39.120 --> 00:32:42.329 Do you think you can screw me for this film tomorrow? 521 00:32:43.880 --> 00:32:44.927 You bet. 522 00:32:45.120 --> 00:32:46.724 You could or you would? 523 00:32:47.080 --> 00:32:47.842 Would. 524 00:32:48.040 --> 00:32:49.485 You won't say to me: 525 00:32:49.680 --> 00:32:52.081 "We should go our own separate ways, 526 00:32:52.280 --> 00:32:54.203 'cause an artist's life..." 527 00:32:54.400 --> 00:32:56.482 Not that again. It was 15 years ago! 528 00:32:56.680 --> 00:33:00.048 You didn't need me in Peru to write poems on coca leaves. 529 00:33:00.240 --> 00:33:02.720 Could you still leave a pal high and dry 530 00:33:02.920 --> 00:33:05.082 or do you have a code of ethics now? 531 00:33:07.960 --> 00:33:09.530 I will do it. 532 00:33:11.560 --> 00:33:12.641 You will? 533 00:33:13.480 --> 00:33:14.606 So will . 534 00:33:14.800 --> 00:33:16.529 - Yeah? - Yeah, you bet. 535 00:33:16.720 --> 00:33:21.282 We shouldn't do it as a challenge or 'cause we feel obliged to. 536 00:33:21.480 --> 00:33:23.847 We'll do it for art's sake! 537 00:33:24.040 --> 00:33:26.441 It may be crazy, but it's a great idea! 538 00:33:26.640 --> 00:33:29.405 Right! We're pushing back the limits of art! 539 00:33:29.680 --> 00:33:31.808 - Will you tell your wife? - Sure. 540 00:33:32.440 --> 00:33:34.681 How do you think she'll react? 541 00:33:35.440 --> 00:33:37.283 Can't know what she'll say, 542 00:33:38.640 --> 00:33:40.404 but I'll explain it to her. 543 00:33:40.600 --> 00:33:44.889 If it's a problem, won't do it. But think she'll be OK with it, 544 00:33:45.840 --> 00:33:48.241 'cause she trusts me. That's marriage. 545 00:33:48.560 --> 00:33:49.766 You don't believe me? 546 00:33:50.200 --> 00:33:53.249 You're the one freaking out. You don't have to do it. 547 00:33:53.600 --> 00:33:56.490 Tell Anna and let me know. If she's OK, I'm OK. 548 00:33:56.680 --> 00:33:59.081 Leave Anna out of this. I'll deal with her. 549 00:33:59.360 --> 00:34:00.964 So are we on? 550 00:34:01.760 --> 00:34:02.761 We're on. 551 00:34:03.240 --> 00:34:04.127 OK, we're on. 552 00:34:07.320 --> 00:34:09.687 - Seriously? - Do look like I'm joking? 553 00:34:11.040 --> 00:34:12.166 We're on. 554 00:34:12.880 --> 00:34:15.087 - Tomorrow night? - Tomorrow night, yeah. 555 00:34:15.280 --> 00:34:16.520 You can still back out. 556 00:34:16.720 --> 00:34:20.645 I'm not backing out. I'm gonna bareback you! 557 00:34:21.640 --> 00:34:22.687 I'll be there. 558 00:34:23.880 --> 00:34:24.722 Me too. 559 00:34:41.280 --> 00:34:43.601 Sorry about last night. It's my fault. 560 00:34:43.800 --> 00:34:45.848 Agree, it was stupid. 561 00:34:46.040 --> 00:34:48.771 Sometimes you're stupid, then get stupid too. 562 00:34:49.320 --> 00:34:50.845 Was stupid this morning 563 00:34:51.840 --> 00:34:54.241 whereas you're more stupid in the evening! 564 00:34:57.880 --> 00:34:58.927 Love you. 565 00:34:59.160 --> 00:35:00.127 Me too. 566 00:35:08.160 --> 00:35:10.401 Need to tell you something. 567 00:35:12.120 --> 00:35:13.884 Let the cat out of the bag... 568 00:35:14.080 --> 00:35:15.127 Or the duck. 569 00:35:16.520 --> 00:35:18.966 Or the duck, right Talking of Jeff... 570 00:35:19.160 --> 00:35:20.400 want everything. 571 00:35:21.640 --> 00:35:22.687 Me too. 572 00:35:24.880 --> 00:35:26.291 He's lost, you know. 573 00:35:29.240 --> 00:35:31.561 I watched him last night... 574 00:35:33.240 --> 00:35:35.971 It's touching how he wants his life to have meaning. 575 00:35:36.160 --> 00:35:39.767 The good news is, he met people over there. They hit it off. 576 00:35:39.960 --> 00:35:42.167 They take part in an art festival. 577 00:35:42.360 --> 00:35:45.569 They've asked him to join them. And he's totally into it! 578 00:35:45.760 --> 00:35:46.807 I'm not sure... 579 00:35:47.000 --> 00:35:48.843 He asked me to help him. 580 00:35:50.600 --> 00:35:51.840 Yeah, sure. 581 00:35:52.600 --> 00:35:54.125 What festival is it? 582 00:35:54.320 --> 00:35:55.731 It sounds kinda weird. 583 00:35:55.920 --> 00:35:58.764 It's a festival, an anal... annual festival. 584 00:35:58.960 --> 00:36:01.327 They do art films that are... 585 00:36:01.680 --> 00:36:02.727 a bit... 586 00:36:02.920 --> 00:36:03.967 A bit what? 587 00:36:04.320 --> 00:36:07.927 Dunno. They make films, then destroy them! 588 00:36:10.680 --> 00:36:11.249 Hump? 589 00:36:12.440 --> 00:36:13.009 What? 590 00:36:14.600 --> 00:36:16.887 - The festival? - You know Hump? 591 00:36:17.080 --> 00:36:18.491 It's a porn film festival. 592 00:36:19.280 --> 00:36:19.849 Is it? 593 00:36:20.040 --> 00:36:21.326 Yes, it is. 594 00:36:21.600 --> 00:36:23.682 Maybe. Don't jump down my throat 595 00:36:23.880 --> 00:36:25.211 It's mainly artsy. 596 00:36:25.400 --> 00:36:29.450 Yeah, it promotes porn's artistic aspect rather than its mundane one! 597 00:36:29.640 --> 00:36:30.402 Right. 598 00:36:30.680 --> 00:36:32.011 They're skin flicks. 599 00:36:33.640 --> 00:36:35.688 - Whatsit you do? - Lend a hand. 600 00:36:39.160 --> 00:36:41.481 I'll make coffee and sandwiches... 601 00:36:41.680 --> 00:36:44.126 I'll help him. He's motivated for once. 602 00:36:45.040 --> 00:36:49.170 They're doing it tomorrow. want to help a pal. It'd be cool. 603 00:36:53.640 --> 00:36:55.483 Can't help out a pal? 604 00:36:55.760 --> 00:36:57.171 Sure you can. 605 00:37:00.800 --> 00:37:02.040 How do you know Hump? 606 00:37:18.520 --> 00:37:19.851 Oh, right! 607 00:37:20.040 --> 00:37:21.804 Well played, girls! 608 00:37:22.080 --> 00:37:23.411 Team spirit! 609 00:37:23.600 --> 00:37:24.726 No problem. 610 00:37:25.000 --> 00:37:26.161 Can handle it. 611 00:37:26.600 --> 00:37:28.568 You can even call your girlfriends. 612 00:37:32.800 --> 00:37:34.211 Yeah, you too. 613 00:37:36.960 --> 00:37:38.610 What the fuck's that for? 614 00:37:38.800 --> 00:37:39.767 Depends... 615 00:37:40.000 --> 00:37:41.445 Opinions differ. 616 00:37:42.440 --> 00:37:43.362 You scared? 617 00:37:43.760 --> 00:37:46.491 Don't freak out. It doesn't bite! 618 00:37:47.720 --> 00:37:50.326 You could've said it was a costume ball. 619 00:37:50.640 --> 00:37:52.130 Common, relax. 620 00:37:52.320 --> 00:37:54.448 How'll you cope with a real one? 621 00:37:54.880 --> 00:37:57.201 A hot one moving up and down behind you! 622 00:37:58.200 --> 00:38:01.966 Well, thought we could do something more natural. 623 00:38:02.160 --> 00:38:04.481 That's not what we had planned, sweetie. 624 00:38:04.840 --> 00:38:05.921 Sorry. 625 00:38:06.120 --> 00:38:08.088 Suggest that for tonight, 626 00:38:08.680 --> 00:38:10.409 we use my tool. 627 00:38:10.600 --> 00:38:13.604 If all parties aren't satisfied, we can try 628 00:38:13.840 --> 00:38:15.410 to introduce the... 629 00:38:15.600 --> 00:38:16.522 No reason 630 00:38:16.720 --> 00:38:19.007 for one cock to drive away another. 631 00:38:20.440 --> 00:38:21.726 OK, no problemo. 632 00:38:22.960 --> 00:38:25.201 Could stay and watch and jerk off. 633 00:38:25.600 --> 00:38:27.329 You want a hetero trip? 634 00:38:27.920 --> 00:38:30.685 Two girls for you, and you control the joystick? 635 00:38:30.880 --> 00:38:33.042 Can't we play with you a bit? 636 00:38:33.240 --> 00:38:34.401 Feel threatened? 637 00:38:35.760 --> 00:38:36.682 Don't be. 638 00:38:36.880 --> 00:38:39.724 Don't want to get between the two of you. 639 00:38:41.600 --> 00:38:43.090 I'm very disappointed. 640 00:38:43.280 --> 00:38:45.009 You're not the only one. 641 00:38:47.720 --> 00:38:49.802 Guess I'm just too... 642 00:38:50.640 --> 00:38:52.085 conventional for you. 643 00:38:56.040 --> 00:38:56.723 Muchachas! 644 00:38:57.400 --> 00:38:58.970 Adios, amigo. 645 00:39:04.400 --> 00:39:06.164 We're finishing up dinner. 646 00:39:06.560 --> 00:39:08.369 Let's go out for a drink. 647 00:39:08.720 --> 00:39:10.563 It's cool. A drink is cool. 648 00:39:10.760 --> 00:39:12.569 - We don't have to... - Give me the phone. 649 00:39:13.080 --> 00:39:14.241 Give me the phone! 650 00:39:17.240 --> 00:39:19.811 Hi, Jeff. And you? 651 00:39:21.760 --> 00:39:24.286 Why don't we grab a drink together? 652 00:39:26.440 --> 00:39:28.249 We can't leave you alone. 653 00:39:28.440 --> 00:39:30.442 It's no trouble. Where are you? 654 00:39:31.200 --> 00:39:33.328 Great, know a bar there. 655 00:39:44.360 --> 00:39:45.088 What? 656 00:39:45.760 --> 00:39:47.410 I'm just looking at you. 657 00:39:49.680 --> 00:39:51.728 We'll never find a parking space. 658 00:39:59.920 --> 00:40:01.524 Let me out. You're a pain. 659 00:40:01.720 --> 00:40:02.881 You're abandoning me? 660 00:40:03.080 --> 00:40:04.923 I'm not abandoning you. 661 00:40:07.800 --> 00:40:09.643 - See you in a sec. - OK. See you. 662 00:40:53.800 --> 00:40:56.041 Did you have a nice evening? 663 00:40:56.840 --> 00:40:58.365 Yes, very nice. 664 00:40:59.000 --> 00:41:00.411 How about you? 665 00:41:00.600 --> 00:41:02.921 Don't know... strange. 666 00:41:03.120 --> 00:41:04.246 Whatsit you have? 667 00:41:05.480 --> 00:41:06.527 The same as you. 668 00:41:16.360 --> 00:41:18.647 Was the poet, he was the illustrator. 669 00:41:18.840 --> 00:41:21.525 And he dumped me for an unpaid apprenticeship. 670 00:41:21.720 --> 00:41:22.448 That idiot! 671 00:41:22.880 --> 00:41:23.722 He had talent. 672 00:41:24.200 --> 00:41:26.441 But he didn't believe in himself. 673 00:41:26.640 --> 00:41:30.770 So he blew off the trip we'd been planning for ages. 674 00:41:30.960 --> 00:41:34.328 We named ourselves after the famous road adventurers... 675 00:41:34.920 --> 00:41:37.844 Kerouac... Easy Rider. 676 00:41:38.920 --> 00:41:41.161 Went alone, but it amounted to nothing. 677 00:41:41.360 --> 00:41:44.648 Never graduated. And hold your husband responsible. 678 00:41:45.360 --> 00:41:47.681 - That idiot. - What's he doing anyway? 679 00:41:47.880 --> 00:41:50.087 - A valet parking apprenticeship. - Unpaid! 680 00:41:50.280 --> 00:41:51.520 Unpaid. 681 00:41:54.840 --> 00:41:56.251 You're a cool chick. 682 00:41:56.760 --> 00:41:58.808 Thank you for the compliment. 683 00:42:00.160 --> 00:42:01.969 That's not what meant. 684 00:42:02.160 --> 00:42:08.042 What meant was that I'm a big fat stubborn moron. 685 00:42:08.240 --> 00:42:09.571 That's what meant. 686 00:42:10.040 --> 00:42:12.202 Know. know look kind of... 687 00:42:12.840 --> 00:42:14.729 - But at the same time... - Yes? 688 00:42:18.080 --> 00:42:19.650 He was right. 689 00:42:20.200 --> 00:42:23.488 You can't judge a guy by his pleated pants, 690 00:42:23.680 --> 00:42:25.523 his pedometer and his wife. 691 00:42:25.720 --> 00:42:27.563 A pedometer is very sexy. 692 00:42:28.960 --> 00:42:30.769 You dig that kind of stuff? 693 00:42:31.360 --> 00:42:32.646 We'll use it tomorrow. 694 00:42:32.840 --> 00:42:35.571 - Really? - Yeah. We have it all planned out. 695 00:42:35.760 --> 00:42:39.401 Yeah, he told me. wanted to ask you... I'm curious. 696 00:42:39.920 --> 00:42:43.049 Hump! want to hear all about it. 697 00:42:43.240 --> 00:42:44.730 You know Hump? 698 00:42:44.960 --> 00:42:47.406 I'm blown away by your open mind. 699 00:42:47.760 --> 00:42:48.921 Shit! 700 00:42:49.880 --> 00:42:52.326 Do really look that uptight? 701 00:42:53.040 --> 00:42:55.247 - He told you about our project? - Of course. 702 00:42:56.120 --> 00:42:57.281 Kind of weird, huh? 703 00:42:57.480 --> 00:42:59.209 But since you're cool with it... 704 00:42:59.400 --> 00:43:00.003 Well? 705 00:43:00.200 --> 00:43:03.921 Only guys like you and Ben could go through with it. 706 00:43:04.120 --> 00:43:07.363 It's just one night. It won't change your relationship. 707 00:43:10.000 --> 00:43:11.331 Our relationship? 708 00:43:16.640 --> 00:43:19.883 The film is of you and Ben sleeping together? 709 00:43:20.600 --> 00:43:21.886 Totally wild, huh? 710 00:43:22.360 --> 00:43:23.725 Hump, hump, hump! 711 00:43:46.760 --> 00:43:47.886 Anna, what's wrong? 712 00:43:48.800 --> 00:43:49.687 What's going on? 713 00:43:49.880 --> 00:43:50.642 What did you do? 714 00:43:50.840 --> 00:43:53.081 You said you'd tell her. She said she knew... 715 00:43:53.280 --> 00:43:54.566 Shut up, both of you! 716 00:43:54.760 --> 00:43:57.127 - You told her? - Didn't you tell her? 717 00:43:57.720 --> 00:43:59.563 - "You told her“? - was going to. 718 00:43:59.760 --> 00:44:01.489 Wanted to tell you earlier. 719 00:44:01.680 --> 00:44:03.284 This wasn't the plan. 720 00:44:03.920 --> 00:44:06.685 Everything got off to a bad start. 721 00:44:06.880 --> 00:44:08.962 You freaked out at the word "porn." 722 00:44:09.160 --> 00:44:10.650 freaked out? 723 00:44:10.840 --> 00:44:12.763 Don't believe it! 724 00:44:12.960 --> 00:44:15.725 My guy is going to make a skin flick tomorrow 725 00:44:15.920 --> 00:44:17.729 with his pal! 726 00:44:17.920 --> 00:44:19.365 Please, calm down. 727 00:44:19.560 --> 00:44:21.289 What's going on in your head? 728 00:44:21.480 --> 00:44:23.528 Calm down. Take a deep breath. 729 00:44:24.520 --> 00:44:26.204 Can we get my car? 730 00:44:26.400 --> 00:44:28.368 We talk here and now. 731 00:44:29.760 --> 00:44:31.091 Why are you doing this? 732 00:44:35.200 --> 00:44:36.804 Don't know. 733 00:44:40.040 --> 00:44:43.806 Ever since art school, we said we'd do something together. 734 00:44:44.240 --> 00:44:45.127 "Something"? 735 00:44:46.320 --> 00:44:47.128 Anna, please! 736 00:44:49.640 --> 00:44:50.687 - Listen! - Go away. 737 00:44:50.880 --> 00:44:52.450 - Wait. - Go away! 738 00:45:06.080 --> 00:45:06.729 I'm sorry. 739 00:45:42.400 --> 00:45:45.165 Good evening, ma'am. Ticket control. 740 00:45:46.200 --> 00:45:47.964 Your ticket, please. 741 00:45:49.120 --> 00:45:50.360 Don't know where ... 742 00:45:50.560 --> 00:45:52.449 Do you have a piece of ID? 743 00:45:54.800 --> 00:45:56.086 A piece of ID? 744 00:45:56.680 --> 00:45:59.445 My name, my sex, my distinguishing marks. 745 00:45:59.640 --> 00:46:02.564 You think that sums up my true identity? 746 00:46:02.760 --> 00:46:04.171 You don't care. 747 00:46:04.360 --> 00:46:06.681 No-one cares. No-one ever knows anyone. 748 00:46:06.880 --> 00:46:08.006 Listen here, Mrs... 749 00:46:08.200 --> 00:46:09.611 That's right, "Mrs."! 750 00:46:09.800 --> 00:46:13.521 Mrs. Ben Azuelos! From the "Ben and Jeff“ comedy act. 751 00:46:18.200 --> 00:46:21.841 They horse around and wrestle like they were 14 years old. 752 00:46:22.160 --> 00:46:25.482 Know how this will end. Their “totally wild" thing. 753 00:46:27.160 --> 00:46:30.289 Thought knew the man was living with. 754 00:46:30.880 --> 00:46:32.325 And suddenly... 755 00:46:32.960 --> 00:46:35.566 his best friend opens my eyes. 756 00:46:36.400 --> 00:46:39.165 They never admitted it, but it's coming out now. 757 00:46:39.360 --> 00:46:41.522 It's not just about fucking. 758 00:46:41.880 --> 00:46:43.689 It's much deeper, 759 00:46:43.880 --> 00:46:45.564 much sicker than that. 760 00:46:57.520 --> 00:46:58.965 Mrs. Azuelos... 761 00:46:59.320 --> 00:47:00.685 Mrs. Azuelos... 762 00:47:01.960 --> 00:47:02.609 Good evening. 763 00:49:09.200 --> 00:49:12.010 Can tell you something I've never told anyone? 764 00:49:23.040 --> 00:49:26.044 Was 18 when came to Paris. 765 00:49:26.240 --> 00:49:29.050 Had no friends, so rented lots of films. 766 00:49:32.440 --> 00:49:37.480 The guy at the video shop suggested some documentary on architecture. 767 00:49:39.640 --> 00:49:41.722 It looked interesting enough. 768 00:49:43.720 --> 00:49:45.882 Got home and watched the film. 769 00:49:50.480 --> 00:49:53.006 Almost died of boredom. Awful. 770 00:49:59.520 --> 00:50:03.047 The next day went back to return the film. 771 00:50:06.480 --> 00:50:07.766 He looked at me. 772 00:50:11.080 --> 00:50:13.162 Don't know why, said it was fabulous. 773 00:50:14.440 --> 00:50:16.283 There was something about him. 774 00:50:17.840 --> 00:50:21.083 Then discover it's part one of a ten-part series! 775 00:50:23.080 --> 00:50:26.926 So the guy gives me part two, and go home and watch it. 776 00:50:27.120 --> 00:50:30.647 It's even worse. So decide to tell him the truth. 777 00:50:31.240 --> 00:50:36.371 Go back to the video shop. take one look at him 778 00:50:37.240 --> 00:50:39.129 and say liked it even better. 779 00:50:40.800 --> 00:50:41.767 And so on. 780 00:50:41.960 --> 00:50:45.043 Every day, rented another part of his collection. 781 00:50:45.240 --> 00:50:47.846 And every day, said loved it. 782 00:50:49.040 --> 00:50:50.849 When was finished, felt sad. 783 00:50:52.560 --> 00:50:56.326 Maybe was afraid we'd have nothing else to talk about. 784 00:50:59.240 --> 00:51:00.844 Couldn't get him off my mind. 785 00:51:03.440 --> 00:51:05.841 His nut-hugger jean shorts, 786 00:51:08.920 --> 00:51:10.331 his hairy white legs, 787 00:51:10.680 --> 00:51:12.728 his protruding eyes... 788 00:51:14.480 --> 00:51:16.801 even imagined myself kissing him 789 00:51:17.920 --> 00:51:19.365 And you know what? 790 00:51:22.800 --> 00:51:24.802 It didn't feel all that strange. 791 00:51:27.640 --> 00:51:29.881 Started imagining his balls 792 00:51:33.520 --> 00:51:35.807 wondered if they were hairy. 793 00:51:38.240 --> 00:51:41.926 Was so flipped out never set foot back in the shop. 794 00:51:44.640 --> 00:51:47.211 I'm telling you, it was a weird feeling. 795 00:51:50.520 --> 00:51:52.682 Sometimes think should've tried. 796 00:51:52.880 --> 00:51:54.928 Should've tried it with a dude. 797 00:51:55.280 --> 00:51:57.931 It pisses me off that I'm not more open. 798 00:51:59.360 --> 00:52:03.445 Between the way see myself and what am, there's a fucking abyss. 799 00:52:04.360 --> 00:52:06.124 Didn't do anything with him. 800 00:52:06.320 --> 00:52:08.448 - Know. - Just want to make it clear. 801 00:52:08.640 --> 00:52:10.210 Was talking about myself. 802 00:52:10.400 --> 00:52:12.050 Know you're not gay. 803 00:52:12.240 --> 00:52:13.571 Know you know. 804 00:52:13.760 --> 00:52:16.127 Wish were more of a fag. 805 00:52:20.360 --> 00:52:21.850 It'd make tomorrow easier. 806 00:52:24.160 --> 00:52:25.207 Tomorrow! 807 00:52:28.320 --> 00:52:31.722 Do you think sleeping with someone breaks something? 808 00:52:32.720 --> 00:52:33.881 Mean, 809 00:52:34.640 --> 00:52:38.565 how many ex-lovers are you still friends with? 810 00:52:39.320 --> 00:52:40.367 It's far worse... 811 00:52:40.680 --> 00:52:43.604 never stay more than five minutes after ejaculating. 812 00:52:44.760 --> 00:52:46.444 You don't plan on coming in me? 813 00:52:46.640 --> 00:52:48.608 So you agree I'm fucking you? 814 00:52:48.840 --> 00:52:50.763 We said we'd draw lots. 815 00:52:51.960 --> 00:52:52.961 Bring the condoms. 816 00:52:55.800 --> 00:52:56.642 In the plural? 817 00:53:00.440 --> 00:53:04.047 Don't know why told you that story. It's so weird. 818 00:53:06.560 --> 00:53:09.325 'Cause even if think know what am, 819 00:53:11.240 --> 00:53:14.164 still felt something for that guy. 820 00:53:17.440 --> 00:53:20.171 Don't think lever felt anything like that. 821 00:53:21.400 --> 00:53:23.164 Me either, personally. 822 00:53:23.360 --> 00:53:26.364 But do like George Michael. 823 00:53:26.560 --> 00:53:28.210 Does that mean anything? 824 00:53:28.680 --> 00:53:30.648 Hey guys, what about Dalida? 825 00:53:31.640 --> 00:53:34.246 More words, always words 826 00:53:35.160 --> 00:53:37.049 The same words 827 00:53:38.720 --> 00:53:41.246 Nothing but words... 828 00:55:45.000 --> 00:55:45.967 You OK? 829 00:55:53.920 --> 00:55:55.160 It was along night. 830 00:56:12.600 --> 00:56:16.400 Don't know why I'm doing this, but feel committed. 831 00:56:18.360 --> 00:56:20.203 The only explanation have 832 00:56:20.680 --> 00:56:23.411 is that my personality has several facets. 833 00:56:24.040 --> 00:56:25.565 Multiple aspects. 834 00:56:28.200 --> 00:56:32.808 When we met, one of these facets fell head over heels for you. 835 00:56:33.000 --> 00:56:34.411 It was exciting. 836 00:56:35.000 --> 00:56:39.608 Wanted to spend my life with you, buy a house, have kids. 837 00:56:40.320 --> 00:56:41.446 But then... 838 00:56:42.120 --> 00:56:43.645 this facet 839 00:56:44.280 --> 00:56:45.486 grew bigger 840 00:56:45.840 --> 00:56:47.569 It grew until it took over. 841 00:56:47.760 --> 00:56:49.683 It turned into a monster 842 00:56:49.880 --> 00:56:52.929 that devoured all other aspects of my personality. 843 00:56:54.280 --> 00:56:55.406 Overall, I'm happy- 844 00:56:56.880 --> 00:57:01.124 But must not be that happy because want to do this thing. 845 00:57:04.840 --> 00:57:06.330 Then you have to do it. 846 00:57:06.840 --> 00:57:07.921 Are you serious? 847 00:57:08.560 --> 00:57:09.447 Yes. 848 00:57:14.040 --> 00:57:18.284 You talk about the different facets of your personality. 849 00:57:19.400 --> 00:57:23.849 Do you think I'm just an image stuck in the kitchen. Your little wife? 850 00:57:24.760 --> 00:57:25.807 No. 851 00:57:27.120 --> 00:57:30.124 My world isn't confined to you. 852 00:57:30.720 --> 00:57:33.041 You're not enough for me either. 853 00:57:33.920 --> 00:57:35.251 Of course... 854 00:57:35.960 --> 00:57:37.325 mean, can imagine. 855 00:57:40.400 --> 00:57:41.401 What do you mean? 856 00:57:44.800 --> 00:57:47.963 You remember when went to Benedicte's party, 857 00:57:48.280 --> 00:57:49.805 the one with her friends? 858 00:57:50.080 --> 00:57:51.764 About a year ago? 859 00:57:52.160 --> 00:57:53.605 Drank too much. 860 00:57:57.400 --> 00:58:00.483 And let myself go with some guy 861 00:58:02.600 --> 00:58:04.045 in the bathroom. 862 00:58:05.640 --> 00:58:09.486 We hadn't even spoken much to each other. It was something... 863 00:58:10.760 --> 00:58:12.444 It was animal like. 864 00:58:14.160 --> 00:58:16.367 He instantly turned me on. 865 00:58:17.080 --> 00:58:19.560 The more he touched me, the more wanted. 866 00:58:20.120 --> 00:58:21.884 It's like he opened a door. 867 00:58:22.080 --> 00:58:24.481 A door to a part of myself... 868 00:58:25.080 --> 00:58:26.491 that didn't know. 869 00:58:29.080 --> 00:58:31.242 And came a different way. 870 00:58:31.600 --> 00:58:33.011 It was powerful. 871 00:58:33.200 --> 00:58:35.521 It did me good. It was fantastic. 872 00:58:36.640 --> 00:58:39.291 Afterward s, knew what was coming home to. 873 00:58:41.240 --> 00:58:44.801 Knew what I wanted. Everything was clear to me. 874 00:58:46.640 --> 00:58:47.880 It's as if 875 00:58:48.520 --> 00:58:49.931 As if was. 876 00:58:50.680 --> 00:58:51.363 yours. 877 00:58:51.560 --> 00:58:53.608 was with you, was your wife 878 00:58:53.880 --> 00:58:56.451 And yet, could turn on the whole world. 879 00:58:57.000 --> 00:58:58.331 It made me... 880 00:59:00.200 --> 00:59:01.770 It blew my mind. 881 00:59:02.680 --> 00:59:04.648 It's as if you came with me too 882 00:59:05.840 --> 00:59:07.126 It felt good. 883 00:59:07.920 --> 00:59:09.251 It was soothing. 884 00:59:10.560 --> 00:59:11.766 And it was simple. 885 00:59:14.520 --> 00:59:16.090 It only happened once. 886 00:59:16.280 --> 00:59:18.851 Never told you because... 887 00:59:19.040 --> 00:59:22.487 maybe my vision of you was too rigid. 888 00:59:27.320 --> 00:59:30.403 Now see what you mean about me not being enough. 889 00:59:30.880 --> 00:59:32.120 Listen... 890 00:59:33.720 --> 00:59:39.124 don't ask me to try to understand what you're doing, because can't. 891 00:59:40.640 --> 00:59:41.641 It was only once? 892 00:59:43.400 --> 00:59:44.925 Shut up and listen to me. 893 00:59:46.560 --> 00:59:48.005 It's not the same. 894 00:59:48.560 --> 00:59:50.210 You have to do this. 895 00:59:52.200 --> 00:59:55.363 We can't live together if we keep things locked inside. 896 00:59:55.560 --> 00:59:56.846 They have to come out. 897 00:59:57.040 --> 00:59:58.201 Or go in. 898 00:59:58.600 --> 00:59:59.442 Do what you want. 899 01:00:00.360 --> 01:00:02.249 But you need to know 900 01:00:02.960 --> 01:00:05.327 if this is essential for you. 901 01:00:05.680 --> 01:00:08.763 You need to know now, before we have a child. 902 01:00:44.040 --> 01:00:45.041 Good evening. 903 01:02:25.720 --> 01:02:27.404 - Who is it? - It's me. 904 01:02:28.240 --> 01:02:30.242 - Me who? - Come on, open up. 905 01:02:31.920 --> 01:02:33.604 Hey pal, come in. 906 01:02:36.600 --> 01:02:38.602 Got us the wedding suite. 907 01:02:39.720 --> 01:02:40.767 It's very beige. 908 01:02:41.080 --> 01:02:42.605 Every modern comfort. 909 01:02:44.320 --> 01:02:45.765 Here's the gear. 910 01:02:48.040 --> 01:02:48.689 Listen... 911 01:02:50.960 --> 01:02:55.204 know it's not exactly what we had in mind but... 912 01:02:56.280 --> 01:02:58.123 it'll give it a certain mood. 913 01:02:58.320 --> 01:03:00.971 A grassroots feel, an artsy touch. 914 01:03:01.600 --> 01:03:03.682 It's a film about two pals. 915 01:03:03.880 --> 01:03:06.087 So think it'll do the job. 916 01:03:06.280 --> 01:03:09.568 It has a few special effects and we can retouch it. 917 01:03:09.760 --> 01:03:10.647 OK, cool. 918 01:03:16.520 --> 01:03:18.124 The thing that makes 919 01:03:19.200 --> 01:03:22.090 this whole story original and interesting is that 920 01:03:22.280 --> 01:03:26.251 it's about two straight friends getting off together. 921 01:03:27.560 --> 01:03:32.043 But how will people know we're really straight 922 01:03:32.240 --> 01:03:33.571 if we don't tell them? 923 01:03:33.760 --> 01:03:35.842 You mean like an introduction? 924 01:03:37.360 --> 01:03:38.168 Bingo. 925 01:03:43.360 --> 01:03:47.206 To be honest, think it shows on my mug that I'm straight. 926 01:03:48.200 --> 01:03:49.361 No? 927 01:03:57.600 --> 01:03:58.726 That's good. 928 01:03:59.000 --> 01:04:00.240 Can you just... 929 01:04:01.080 --> 01:04:02.081 That's perfect. 930 01:04:02.520 --> 01:04:03.521 Cool. 931 01:04:03.720 --> 01:04:04.801 OK then 932 01:04:06.240 --> 01:04:07.321 It's rolling. 933 01:04:13.360 --> 01:04:14.566 Hi, I'm Ben. 934 01:04:14.760 --> 01:04:17.570 I'm Jean-Francois. Everyone calls me Jeff. 935 01:04:18.640 --> 01:04:20.642 - We're making... - A film. 936 01:04:20.840 --> 01:04:22.126 A film. 937 01:04:22.880 --> 01:04:24.041 No. Cut. 938 01:04:25.280 --> 01:04:27.681 Seattle. Gotta do it in English. 939 01:04:28.120 --> 01:04:29.167 You think so? 940 01:04:30.000 --> 01:04:32.321 With the hat and in English. 941 01:04:52.480 --> 01:04:53.925 This is stupid. 942 01:04:54.360 --> 01:04:58.046 We're French, we do it in French. We'll subtitle the beginning. 943 01:04:58.680 --> 01:05:02.207 Especially since the other part will be more visual. 944 01:05:10.640 --> 01:05:12.642 - ??? Ben. - ??? Jeff 945 01:05:13.960 --> 01:05:15.928 - Go on. - No, you start 946 01:05:16.360 --> 01:05:18.124 So, we're making a film. 947 01:05:18.320 --> 01:05:21.164 But first, we wanted to introduce ourselves. 948 01:05:22.560 --> 01:05:23.561 We 're old friends, 949 01:05:23.760 --> 01:05:25.683 we've known ear:it other for ages. 950 01:05:25.880 --> 01:05:27.484 We were at art school together 951 01:05:27.880 --> 01:05:31.885 and when we finished, we said we'd do something together. 952 01:05:34.080 --> 01:05:36.651 But we took very different paths. 953 01:05:36.840 --> 01:05:38.888 Jeff has become a sort 954 01:05:40.080 --> 01:05:43.323 of adventurer who travels the world. 955 01:05:44.120 --> 01:05:47.522 I'm married, have a wife, a house. All that jazz. 956 01:05:47.720 --> 01:05:49.927 He turned up two days ago. 957 01:05:51.840 --> 01:05:52.807 And here we are. 958 01:05:53.680 --> 01:05:55.011 - And so - And so 959 01:05:55.200 --> 01:05:58.443 we heard about your festival at a party. 960 01:05:58.640 --> 01:06:00.165 And we thought 961 01:06:01.000 --> 01:06:04.049 it would be kind of original to see 962 01:06:04.240 --> 01:06:07.722 two straight guys in action in front of the camera. 963 01:06:07.920 --> 01:06:11.129 We were totally trashed when we got the idea, 964 01:06:11.320 --> 01:06:14.210 but then it turned in to a hetero macho trip. 965 01:06:14.400 --> 01:06:16.164 I'm the dude, I'll nail you. 966 01:06:16.360 --> 01:06:18.966 - No, I'll nail you. - I'll nail you. 967 01:06:19.160 --> 01:06:21.322 But we managed to get past' that 968 01:06:21.520 --> 01:06:24.251 and here we are. 969 01:06:24.920 --> 01:06:27.127 We can '1' say we 're exactly relaxed. 970 01:06:28.080 --> 01:06:30.924 We 're actually pretty scared. 971 01:06:31.880 --> 01:06:33.723 But we said to ourselves: 972 01:06:33.920 --> 01:06:36.764 ”Isn't an artist's real role 973 01:06:37.600 --> 01:06:39.329 to push limits to the extreme?” 974 01:06:39.520 --> 01:06:40.646 You bet. 975 01:06:44.520 --> 01:06:48.809 So here we are and guess you're going to see... 976 01:06:49.200 --> 01:06:50.690 What you're going to see. 977 01:06:57.760 --> 01:06:59.683 I think it's in the can. 978 01:07:01.000 --> 01:07:02.286 I'm good if you are. 979 01:07:02.480 --> 01:07:05.006 - We can always change it later. - Yeah. 980 01:07:05.200 --> 01:07:07.601 But it's good for now. It's good. 981 01:07:20.920 --> 01:07:23.764 I've got this funny feeling in my gut. 982 01:07:27.440 --> 01:07:28.646 You bet. 983 01:07:29.480 --> 01:07:30.925 Let's stop yacking 984 01:07:31.120 --> 01:07:33.248 and just get to it. 985 01:07:33.960 --> 01:07:37.282 You know what? I'll put the camera right here, 986 01:07:37.480 --> 01:07:40.848 next to the bed. I'll count to five and we kiss. 987 01:07:41.160 --> 01:07:41.922 This is it. 988 01:07:42.680 --> 01:07:43.886 What about our tongues? 989 01:07:46.920 --> 01:07:48.490 Maybe it would be more... 990 01:07:49.520 --> 01:07:50.442 More what? 991 01:07:50.640 --> 01:07:52.005 Don't know, more... 992 01:07:52.200 --> 01:07:54.362 Whose tongue, yours or mine? 993 01:07:55.080 --> 01:07:56.047 How about both? 994 01:07:56.400 --> 01:07:58.971 We've got to stop thinking or we'll go nuts. 995 01:07:59.160 --> 01:07:59.843 We can draw lots? 996 01:08:00.160 --> 01:08:03.448 We're not going to draw lots over a French kiss! 997 01:08:03.640 --> 01:08:06.405 - Our tongues will improvise. - Instinctively. 998 01:08:08.160 --> 01:08:09.161 Instinctively. 999 01:08:09.360 --> 01:08:10.691 Instinctively! 1000 01:08:13.920 --> 01:08:14.887 Hang on. 1001 01:08:26.160 --> 01:08:27.161 Wait. 1002 01:08:29.680 --> 01:08:30.408 Gotta piss. 1003 01:08:43.840 --> 01:08:45.171 Hurry UP- 1004 01:08:54.240 --> 01:08:55.287 Ready? 1005 01:08:56.840 --> 01:08:57.727 Ready? 1006 01:08:59.240 --> 01:09:00.287 Ready! 1007 01:09:02.760 --> 01:09:04.171 - Five. - Four. 1008 01:09:04.360 --> 01:09:05.566 - Three. - Two. 1009 01:09:06.040 --> 01:09:06.848 One. 1010 01:09:21.960 --> 01:09:23.246 That wasn't so bad. 1011 01:09:23.440 --> 01:09:26.125 - It wasn't so horrible. - It wasn't so horrible. 1012 01:09:26.320 --> 01:09:27.481 It was awful. 1013 01:09:27.840 --> 01:09:29.001 Awful. 1014 01:09:34.800 --> 01:09:35.961 This'll be tough. 1015 01:09:36.560 --> 01:09:39.131 Agree. We'll do it “Pretty Woman" style. 1016 01:09:39.320 --> 01:09:41.288 Agree, no kissing. 1017 01:09:41.480 --> 01:09:44.051 Kissing is too intimate, we just need to... 1018 01:09:44.240 --> 01:09:45.924 - Charge in. - Charge in. 1019 01:09:46.120 --> 01:09:47.610 No big deal. 1020 01:09:47.800 --> 01:09:49.040 No big deal! 1021 01:09:55.320 --> 01:09:56.890 Pure muscle. Check it out. 1022 01:09:57.080 --> 01:09:58.206 It's well hidden. 1023 01:09:58.400 --> 01:09:59.686 No big deal! 1024 01:09:59.880 --> 01:10:01.405 That's it, let's go. 1025 01:10:01.600 --> 01:10:02.886 No big deal. Socks? 1026 01:10:03.160 --> 01:10:04.446 Socks, OK. 1027 01:10:08.040 --> 01:10:10.122 We've taken a huge fuckin' step. 1028 01:10:11.600 --> 01:10:14.080 Hang on, can make a weird suggestion? 1029 01:10:14.400 --> 01:10:15.640 - Weird? - mean... 1030 01:10:15.840 --> 01:10:18.571 What if we just hugged each other bare-chested? 1031 01:10:18.880 --> 01:10:22.362 You mean like if we ran into each other at the pool. 1032 01:10:22.560 --> 01:10:24.881 - That's it. - In our bathing suits. 1033 01:10:25.200 --> 01:10:27.726 Yeah, like we were greeting each other. 1034 01:10:28.320 --> 01:10:32.245 Jeff! Shit, man, haven't seen you in ages. 1035 01:10:32.440 --> 01:10:34.522 - How's it going, dude? - How are you? 1036 01:10:34.720 --> 01:10:37.246 - Great. And you? - You're lookin' good. 1037 01:10:37.440 --> 01:10:39.249 I'm so happy to see you. 1038 01:10:39.440 --> 01:10:42.489 - You look great. - You too! Shit, this is wild. 1039 01:11:13.520 --> 01:11:15.522 There's one subject we've avoided. 1040 01:11:18.760 --> 01:11:19.886 Don't know. 1041 01:11:21.280 --> 01:11:22.805 Don't know what to do. 1042 01:11:26.440 --> 01:11:28.727 Maybe we should go easy on the vodka. 1043 01:11:32.920 --> 01:11:35.082 - Viagra? - Viagra. 1044 01:11:36.000 --> 01:11:37.525 On a Sunday night... 1045 01:11:38.480 --> 01:11:40.050 Without a prescription. 1046 01:11:44.920 --> 01:11:46.570 Don't get something. 1047 01:11:48.600 --> 01:11:50.443 There's something don't get. 1048 01:11:50.640 --> 01:11:51.607 What's that? 1049 01:11:54.040 --> 01:11:55.565 Don't turn you on? 1050 01:12:01.360 --> 01:12:03.567 Maybe if saw your thing. 1051 01:12:05.160 --> 01:12:06.764 You want to see my thing? 1052 01:12:07.360 --> 01:12:10.330 - You'll take off running. - I'll take my chances. 1053 01:12:10.800 --> 01:12:12.882 - You want to see my thing? - Yeah. 1054 01:12:23.080 --> 01:12:24.241 What about you? 1055 01:12:25.320 --> 01:12:26.651 You want to see mine? 1056 01:12:26.840 --> 01:12:28.046 Why not? 1057 01:12:49.760 --> 01:12:51.364 Forget the blow jobs. 1058 01:12:55.480 --> 01:12:57.084 There's Plan B. 1059 01:12:59.480 --> 01:13:01.642 One of us goes in the bathroom. 1060 01:13:02.680 --> 01:13:05.047 He... comes back hard. 1061 01:13:07.720 --> 01:13:09.449 We could try that. 1062 01:13:09.640 --> 01:13:12.530 I'm not sure I'll stay hard when come back. 1063 01:13:14.160 --> 01:13:16.606 Hang on, when you think about it... 1064 01:13:18.720 --> 01:13:20.210 We want to make a film... 1065 01:13:21.040 --> 01:13:22.041 that's a bit... 1066 01:13:22.240 --> 01:13:24.641 A fuckin' work of art! 1067 01:13:24.840 --> 01:13:26.649 Art is so... 1068 01:13:28.320 --> 01:13:30.482 Art's a big fuckin' deal! 1069 01:13:30.680 --> 01:13:33.729 We want to have an experience, not get it over with. 1070 01:13:33.920 --> 01:13:35.968 Not with our eyes closed. 1071 01:13:36.800 --> 01:13:37.562 Right. 1072 01:13:37.880 --> 01:13:41.248 Something we didn't think we could do, and we did it. 1073 01:13:42.760 --> 01:13:44.569 Like bungee jumping. 1074 01:13:44.760 --> 01:13:46.489 You jump, you go for it. 1075 01:13:50.400 --> 01:13:51.970 Think they have VOD? 1076 01:13:59.440 --> 01:14:01.044 What turns you on? 1077 01:14:02.400 --> 01:14:04.084 What do you mean? 1078 01:14:04.280 --> 01:14:05.645 What gets you hard? 1079 01:14:06.520 --> 01:14:08.090 What are your fantasies? 1080 01:14:09.280 --> 01:14:11.806 Something you've never done before. 1081 01:14:16.680 --> 01:14:18.523 Dunno, lots of things. 1082 01:14:19.000 --> 01:14:20.684 All kinds of ideas. 1083 01:14:21.320 --> 01:14:22.367 Such as? 1084 01:14:30.720 --> 01:14:33.929 Dunno, a blindfold over my eyes... 1085 01:14:34.840 --> 01:14:37.241 Not knowing who I'm with, see? 1086 01:14:40.440 --> 01:14:42.283 What about bondage? 1087 01:14:44.400 --> 01:14:46.607 Maybe. It depends who with. 1088 01:14:47.400 --> 01:14:48.970 Like to be hit. 1089 01:14:52.560 --> 01:14:54.449 A good spanking gets me... 1090 01:14:56.360 --> 01:14:58.727 - Idiot! - I'm being serious. 1091 01:14:59.960 --> 01:15:01.121 Hit me. 1092 01:15:02.840 --> 01:15:03.568 Hit you? 1093 01:15:03.880 --> 01:15:05.086 Slap my ass. 1094 01:15:06.800 --> 01:15:09.167 Go on. There's just the two of us. 1095 01:15:11.320 --> 01:15:12.606 Are you shitting me? 1096 01:15:12.800 --> 01:15:14.404 No, hit me. 1097 01:15:19.000 --> 01:15:20.525 Go on, harder. 1098 01:15:20.960 --> 01:15:21.882 Yes. 1099 01:15:25.320 --> 01:15:26.651 - Stop it! - More. 1100 01:15:26.840 --> 01:15:28.330 - Stop it! - Go on. 1101 01:15:29.440 --> 01:15:31.522 There, take that! 1102 01:15:31.720 --> 01:15:33.324 Stop it! What're you doing? 1103 01:15:34.280 --> 01:15:36.282 - I'm hard! - Stop it Jeff! 1104 01:15:36.480 --> 01:15:37.686 Are you crazy? Get off. 1105 01:15:38.000 --> 01:15:38.922 I'm gonna do it. 1106 01:15:39.520 --> 01:15:41.124 What're you playing at? 1107 01:15:41.320 --> 01:15:42.651 - I'm hard. - Get off! 1108 01:15:42.840 --> 01:15:44.922 I'm gonna do it, swear! 1109 01:15:45.120 --> 01:15:47.248 - Get off me, Jeff! - Go on, move! 1110 01:15:47.480 --> 01:15:48.129 Fight back! 1111 01:15:48.320 --> 01:15:50.084 Stop it, you fuckin' idiot! 1112 01:15:50.280 --> 01:15:51.770 Insult me, you bitch! 1113 01:15:51.960 --> 01:15:53.644 Get off me, dammit! 1114 01:15:53.840 --> 01:15:56.081 - Take your shorts off. - My hands are tied! 1115 01:16:00.320 --> 01:16:01.401 Don't believe it! 1116 01:16:03.920 --> 01:16:05.570 You fell for it! 1117 01:16:10.120 --> 01:16:11.610 You fuckin' hurt me. 1118 01:16:12.320 --> 01:16:13.970 Where? Let me see. 1119 01:16:15.360 --> 01:16:16.566 Want a massage? 1120 01:16:16.760 --> 01:16:17.761 Get outta my way! 1121 01:16:20.400 --> 01:16:23.483 We said we were making a film together. Together! 1122 01:16:23.680 --> 01:16:27.844 By consent! Mutual consent! Not a rape! 1123 01:16:29.280 --> 01:16:30.486 A rape... 1124 01:16:31.920 --> 01:16:34.924 OK, it wasn't the best way to go about it. 1125 01:16:35.720 --> 01:16:36.687 We'll find a way. 1126 01:16:59.160 --> 01:17:01.925 Hello, I'd like to order some food. 1127 01:17:02.400 --> 01:17:04.971 Two cheeseburgers, 2 fries, and 2 Cokes. 1128 01:17:05.160 --> 01:17:06.286 Diet Coke for me. 1129 01:17:06.480 --> 01:17:08.209 No, a Diet Coke. 1130 01:17:10.080 --> 01:17:12.082 One Diet Coke and 1 regular. 1131 01:17:13.880 --> 01:17:16.121 One regular and 1 Diet Coke, yes. 1132 01:17:16.320 --> 01:17:17.321 That's it. 1133 01:17:18.640 --> 01:17:19.607 Thank you. 1134 01:17:30.400 --> 01:17:31.367 - Five. - Four. 1135 01:17:31.560 --> 01:17:32.766 - Three. - Two. 1136 01:17:32.960 --> 01:17:33.768 One. 1137 01:19:26.480 --> 01:19:28.608 Think I'm in deep shit with Anna. 1138 01:19:31.960 --> 01:19:33.689 I'm in deep fuckin' shit. 1139 01:19:37.240 --> 01:19:38.605 Feel pathetic. 1140 01:19:43.000 --> 01:19:45.207 I'm lucky she puts up with me. 1141 01:19:47.760 --> 01:19:48.761 She loves you. 1142 01:19:52.280 --> 01:19:53.486 She supports you. 1143 01:19:55.040 --> 01:19:57.407 She understands you, accepts you. 1144 01:20:01.560 --> 01:20:04.564 But think she might make your life hell now. 1145 01:20:10.560 --> 01:20:11.686 I'm hot 1146 01:20:13.880 --> 01:20:15.120 I'm very hot. 1147 01:20:18.000 --> 01:20:19.161 Hot in what way? 1148 01:20:20.120 --> 01:20:22.726 I'm sweating and my heart is pounding. 1149 01:20:24.040 --> 01:20:25.644 Want your pedometer? 1150 01:20:46.440 --> 01:20:48.044 Better get going. 1151 01:20:59.880 --> 01:21:01.370 Better go home. 1152 01:21:03.480 --> 01:21:06.768 Put things right with Anna and fast. 1153 01:21:06.960 --> 01:21:08.086 You bet. 1154 01:21:09.400 --> 01:21:10.481 Know what mean? 1155 01:21:10.680 --> 01:21:12.603 Know exactly what you mean. 1156 01:21:13.760 --> 01:21:16.730 I've always known, sometimes even before you. 1157 01:21:33.440 --> 01:21:34.168 Come here. 1158 01:21:35.080 --> 01:21:35.967 Come on. 1159 01:21:47.960 --> 01:21:48.768 Love you, man. 1160 01:21:50.160 --> 01:21:51.286 Love you, too. 1161 01:22:07.000 --> 01:22:08.809 I'll pick you up tomorrow. 1162 01:22:10.080 --> 01:22:11.889 Don't make promises you can't keep. 1163 01:22:17.480 --> 01:22:19.244 Sweet dreams you have. 1164 01:22:20.080 --> 01:22:21.286 Too you. 1165 01:22:47.120 --> 01:22:48.406 Hi} ??? Ben 1166 01:22:48.600 --> 01:22:50.807 I'm Jean -Francois. Everyone calls me Jeff 1167 01:22:52.480 --> 01:22:54.403 - We're making... - A film. 1168 01:22:54.600 --> 01:22:55.965 A film. 1169 01:22:57.720 --> 01:22:58.687 No. Cut. 1170 01:22:59.040 --> 01:23:01.850 Seattle. Gotta do it in English. 1171 01:23:02.120 --> 01:23:03.167 You think so? 1172 01:23:03.760 --> 01:23:06.491 With the hat and in English. 1173 01:23:19.040 --> 01:23:21.122 So, we're making a film. 1174 01:23:21.320 --> 01:23:24.642 But first, we wanted to introduce ourselves. 1175 01:23:24.840 --> 01:23:29.562 We're old friends, we've known ear:it other for ages. 1176 01:23:29.760 --> 01:23:32.286 We were at art school together and... 1177 01:23:32.480 --> 01:23:34.642 But we took very different paths. 1178 01:23:34.840 --> 01:23:39.004 Jeff has become a sort of adventurer who travels the world. 1179 01:23:39.640 --> 01:23:41.927 I'm married, have a wife, a house. 1180 01:23:42.120 --> 01:23:43.690 All that jazz. 1181 01:23:44.920 --> 01:23:48.163 He turned up two days ago. And here we are. 1182 01:28:03.840 --> 01:28:06.446 Subtitles: Julie Meyer Er John Miller 1183 01:28:06.640 --> 01:28:08.688 Subtitling: LVT - Paris73637

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