All language subtitles for Bad Bird 2022.1

Honey, I'm dad.

Have you finally fixed
your “waterproof” phone?

You don't even know how to swim,
did you think your cell phone could?

I'm just teasing you.

By the way, I consulted
a doctor in Switzerland.

If your husband's condition does not improve,

perhaps you could try taking him to Switzerland.

Have you arrived home?

Anyway, I'm just calling to remind you not to

forget the opening ceremony of the art exhibition.

I just sent you a photo
of the artist on your phone.

Why don't you take a look?

The only thing that allows me to perform without

inhibitions is Qing and his work with leather.

One day, when you host a product launch,

you know what, I'll do public S&M for you.

S&M?

Do my designs just remind
you of lust and desire?

Qing, your creations
truly reflect sadomasochism.

The thoughts just come naturally, especially

when they are worn by people like Hong…

all kinds of secret
desires are revealed.

Should that be a compliment?

People like me?

What does it mean?

Don't forget, These products

were designed by our very pure Qing!

It's really confusing.

How could a vegetable's wife create

designs that stimulate sexual desires.

Doctors say…

that the erection could be a sign that
the patient is coming out of the coma.

You can go and try.

Try what?

Trying to make a crowd look
at my husband's genitals?!

You have to understand that doctors need to take a

look to understand why Bai's erection lasts so long.

I don't need your ride anymore.

Some little men, acquaintances

or not, are not my forbidden fruit.

In fact, you really should stay.

At least a dozen people today
asked me what brand my bag was.

I told them it's an S&M accessory.

The more honest I am, the more I

receive admiration and adoration.

Seriously, Qing You shouldn't have

stayed indoors years ago, wasting

time with those steel structures.

You should have created these
dragon fists a long time ago…

Let's go!

You shouldn't have played with those steel structures!

Doctor Zhao.

How is it going?
Everything OK?

If you have difficulty, let me know right away.

There is always the hospital team if I can't solve it myself.

Everything is fine.
No pressure.

My silly boy,

Of all things, it's your little bird that flies.

I know you all too well.

When you encounter problems you can't solve,

you turn your back on the whole world!

But you must know that your “problem” cannot be locked away now

in a safe, to be reopened when you have time.

The problem now is that

your husband's penis,

he woke up!

Doctors can't explain how it happened,

medical science has no answers,

the only possibility is that

the constant topic that we women talk about

in front of him for ten years is about men, love and sex.

He was stimulated.

The little bird.

The tub is ready.

We're just waiting for you... the third wheel.

I arrive

Come on, come on.
Get up.

Here, one, two, three!

I recently read an article by a foreign scientist.

It was based on the concept of underwater births,

to study sex underwater,

thinking it could help those suffering from sexual dysfunction.

Well, sexual dysfunction is actually a mental problem.

There is nothing like it in this world

such as sexual apathy or impotence.

As long as there is enough attraction

and desire, everyone can become a sex warrior.

I think that because the

water is soft and forgiving,

it relaxes the body significantly.

So, sex under water
is absolutely possible.

Qing, do you still remember my

ex-boyfriend, who was the captain of

the swimming team when we were in high school?

I had sex with him during practice, and

he made his teammates practice backstroke.

and kept telling him
to go faster and faster!

Damn, what are you doing?!

Qing, Qing, Children don't

need lessons to learn to swim.

You just throw them in
the water, so they learn.

Are you sure you're okay, Qing?

Do you need a hand?

Qing can't swim.

Even though she was born on an island

in Southeast Asia, she is afraid of water.

Qing, are you learning to swim?

Shit!

I partially agree with
“going to extremes”.

Consider talking only about sexual topics,

to stimulate the patient's survival instinct.

Clinically, we have already seen similar cases

where comatose patients have awakened thanks to

their past interests or things they really cared about.

This time, I firmly believe that the

seemingly conscious erection occurred

due to stimulating conversations about sex.

So keep trying, maybe

even to a greater extent.

Suppose, if your sexual experience, or sexual

innuendos, are the only way to stimulate Bai.

We can only find out by trying.

There must be another way,

one that doesn't force me to sleep with other men.

Haven't you tried masturbating next to him?

Didn't Zao already show him all those sex education videos?

I didn't make him listen to every type of female moan...

and even male?

Haven't they all failed miserably?

You are completely unreasonable!

10 years have passed,

I no longer care if Bai can get an erection or not.

Why do you care so much?!

So, you mean we won't try to wake him up from the coma?

Will you live with this mass of flesh for the rest of your life?

Sex only with strangers.

Only once for each partner.

Remember that you meet all those men,

just to gain experience and wake your husband from his coma.

Block any contact after seeing them.

Never date the same man twice,

And always use a condom.

Since your roles have changed,

from volunteers to instigators?

The doctor said that extreme measures may be needed to wake up a vegetable.

Don't you understand what they mean?

Hong,

According to the humanitarian philosophy of those doctors,

not intervening is equivalent to harming.

I don't know how open-minded young people are today,

But, if

having casual sex is a simple and direct way to gain experience,

In my opinion, you should try it.

The simple answer is,

I'm happy with my life now!

Just being next to Bai, without
being disturbed by strangers.

It's a perfect world for both of us.

Of course, if you still want to help me

on weekends, I'm happy for your trouble.

From the beginning, our wish
was for Bai to wake up early.

Come and take a look!

Let me show you how to use it!

Remember, block contact
immediately after the appointment.

So they will no longer
be able to contact you.

Did you use my cell phone?

Then enjoy it.

I rarely use it anyway.

Anyone who wants to
find me knows where I am.

We're talking about strangers!

Of you going out with strangers!

I'm afraid that after dating me, men might

think that life is no longer worth living.

What do you mean?

Are you going to tell everyone
you're a vegetable's wife?

and that there is no justice in life,
so you have casual sex encounters?

Tell you what, you can play any role,

but never that of a dissatisfied wife!

Today's men have no compassion.

There is no compassion
or tenderness out there.

I don't think Qing meant this.

Won't men get bored when they meet a

woman with little sexual experience?

This is exactly why you
need to be more proactive.

Observe, learn, extract and

absorb all their sexual experience.

What if these men were
also sexually inexperienced?

Are you serious?

Did Bai come after a few
thrusts on the first night?

To be precise, it
was five or six pushes.

And what is it now?

Is he protesting your
terrible first night story?

Qing!

What? Are you pretending
I'm a stranger?

Or are you ignoring me?

If it were any other day, I

wouldn't give a damn
what you want to do.

But don't you remember
what day it is today?

It's dog walking day!

Well, it seems that today both the
owner and the dog are both silent.

Before, every time I
suggested taking the

dog out, the owner would
smile from ear to ear.

But now…

Our dog has grown up,
has become an adult, has

an erection, but the
owner is now melancholy...

No wonder, before, every time I said

“come on, let's take
your husband for a walk”.

You stopped me from saying “walking,”

saying it sounded like I
was talking about a dog.

Some days they ask me
to take you to places you

would remember, because
it might help you remember.

Other days, they'll say I should try

having casual sex with other people

to stimulate your survival instinct.

You are my worthy
opponent in this chess game.

Hi sweetie!

Oh, I think I made a mistake.

Let's stop here.

Exact. Didn't I already tell you on WeChat

that I like women who are older than me.

Maybe next time, then.

Next time?

Don't put it off until next
time. Where are you going?

Come with me!

We're talking about strangers!

Of you going out with strangers!

According to the humanitarian philosophy of

those doctors, not helping is equivalent to harming.

Hey, I'm here.

Darling, can I ask
you to admire my body?

Are you bored?

If you want, I can make love with you.

But I just have one request.

Can I not come?

All right. I don't have to make

love, I just need to admire your body.

I knew it!

A mature woman would understand me.

It's not that I don't like making love,

I just can't stand the smell of sperm.

The body is the purest and most beautiful thing,

there is no need to emit such disgusting liquid.

Keep doing what you like,

I'm happy to watch you.

Hey, you're back.

I changed some of Bai's medicines.

His last erection lasted
more than two weeks,

so the department head prescribed
him an erection inhibitor.

Since we are testing whether Bai's erection

is conscious, I stopped the suppressant for him.

How did your appointment go today?

He was just a little boy.

Not even half my age.

It's not that bad.

At least your first blind
date wasn't with a creepy man.

We didn't have sex.

What?

So our “dating warrior”
is back. How did it go?

Come on, tell me everything,

has your worldview been destroyed?

We didn't have sex.

Well, now it's my turn
to see my world destroyed!

Come on, details?

Is he helpless?
Or did you run away?

He said he doesn't
like the smell of sperm.

I like to feel the gazes
wandering over my skin.

That feeling is more
exciting than any orgasm.

The crux of the problem

is what is our goal?

And what does Qing want?

He really has to make love to someone!

Then tell her vegetable husband about the

experience, and see if it will stimulate him.

Don't you think you're being a little too radical?

After all, this is Qing's first time trying this.

Already.
What a lucky girl Qing!

A sweet and artistic guy right at the first time.

How wonderful.

Do a workout class with a bodybuilder on a hotel bed.

What innocence!

Qing, you don't have much time.

You are already 32 years old.

Before you know it, you'll hit 35, then 40.

Do you know what the only advantage is for a woman over 30?

She is less likely to be raped.

I always hear my friends say that

they are afraid of being raped.

It seems like the end of the world.

But I always wondered,

if I were raped,

would everything really be destroyed?

The tub is ready.

We're just waiting for you... the third wheel.

I arrive!

I was just joking.

Actually, we don't need your help today.

The male assistant has already bathed Bai.

Why?

All these years, Qing insisted on taking care of Bai by herself,

she always managed it.

And now, suddenly,
he leaves it to others?

Are you trying to give
yourself more time to date?

I cut myself down there,

The wound can't get wet.

[Wait a minute, our professor is

still talking. Sorry for the wait.]

Okay.

Sorry for the wait.

Did you know this South
University parking lot?

I graduated here.

Really?
So you're a former student?

I didn't expect to
date an "acquaintance".

Technically, we don't know
each other, different periods.

I'm actually just looking for sex, it's

not for anything new or adventurous,

I'm just stressed with school life lately.

Trust me on this, please.

Again, finished after three pushes?

And were you also out of the car?

So how did you get hurt?

Is it because there wasn't
enough foreplay and you were dry?

Or did the college boy not know
what he was doing and hurt you?

Can you please let
Qing finish the story?

Since we have tested and found that only

Qing sexual experience can stimulate

Bai, perhaps you should stop interrupting.

I'm not interrupting! I just
want you to get to the point!

Most women get hurt during sex, it's

just that we get hurt in different ways.

From making love passionately
or from being passive?

or maybe from abuse?

All this affects the quality of sex.

The college boy didn't hurt me.

I have a lot of sympathy for him.

It reminds me of Bai in college.

He kept apologizing afterward, saying he

was too excited and came too soon since

he hadn't touched a woman in over a year.

Don't look!

Don't look!

Do you like it?
Huh?
Do you like it?

Sorry, I was a little abrupt earlier.

Could you not get up until

I get dressed and leave?

Wait!

It's still afternoon.

You said you went out with your college boyfriend at

sunset, and met the man at a convenience store at night.

So it didn't happen today?

It happened yesterday.

Making you use a condom is a warning about

how dirty those easy women out there are!

Don't think for a second that I'm going to

let my guard down just because you're healed now.

Okay, okay.
We pay the bill.

Stop pulling me!

If you are sick, you are sick everywhere,

I feel that even your hands are dirty!

Let's go pay.

Since he's with his wife,

he won't be stupid enough
to come and say hello.

Pretend nothing
happened and walk away.

The problem was that the wife was harshly scolding

the husband, but our viewer might take offense.

That man is cheating
if he dates other women.

What the wife told
her husband made sense.

Don't worry.

And then, you go out and meet people for a

reason, it's even recommended by a doctor.

Hong!

I didn't blame myself.

I just rinsed off a bit.

I can only have the smell
of two men on my body.

One is my father…

because I came out
of him, of his sperm.

The other is Bai, the

man who enters my body.

Well, good for you!

Only with “Bai, the
man who enters my body”…

you gave him an erection.

This time, Zao doesn't have to send an

ambulance to take Bai to another test.

Well done! This is what
will wake up the vegetable!

And let his erection be as high as a mountain and as

wide as an ocean, so we'll all be out of jobs as therapists!

True, no more trips to
the hospital for tests.

Neurology and brain scans, internal medicine

and surgery, no one can make an accurate diagnosis.

Just as our brain specialist said, sexual

desire is linked to more than one function of

the body, it is generated by the synergy of the

nervous, hormonal and mental systems working together.

And the harsh truth.

You've been laughing this whole time!

Do you still want to laugh now?

You're the one doubled
over laughing on the table.

So much happened in just one day!

In addition to looking for casual sex,

we knew that all kinds of strange men

would appear as part of this process.

But what worries me is the result.

I'm afraid that Qing with that mind as pure

as a blank page might end up harming

himself, and use his own blood to wash away his sins!

We have to do something, let's organize shifts, you

take care of her every Monday, Wednesday and

Friday;
and I will take Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday.

We need to watch this girl
so she doesn't get hurt!

Ready?

Stay calm.

Is he still breathing?

What do you mean passed
out? Have you done it?

Did he pass out before you did it?

Which hotel are you in?

Send me the location.
I am coming.

So, what happened?

It looks like a drug overdose.

Hospital, immediately. We need to stabilize his vital signs

first, then we need to check and find out what drug he overdosed on.

Are you sure he passed
out before you had sex?

It means that the effect of
the drug has not worn off yet.

I've seen something like this before.

We should shake him and make him

sweat, he will be fine in no time.

Not the best time to joke.

In this situation… Hong, you
are the best person to call 120.

I'll go back to the
hospital right away.

Qing, don't let me see you there,

everyone in the hospital knows you and Bai.

No, this is my responsibility.

Because I'm inexperienced.

I didn't realize he was
on drugs when he arrived.

No, I can't let Hong
take the blame for me.

What are you talking
about? What fault?

It's always been that
way since we were kids.

Now let's make your statement.

Tell us what happened—all of it.

What else do I have to tell you?!

I just have sex with strangers.

The app only shows IDs, no photos.

So I had no idea who the hell he
was before he walked into the room.

There was no sex, okay?

We are in a hospital, take a
test if you don't believe us.

Just like you do a ballistics test to
find out if a gun has been fired, right?

Be serious!
Don't make fun of us!

I'm hauling up my
clothes, I kid you not!

You know you could be
charged with assault, right?

Who knows if it was you
who gave him the drugs.

But you have to tell us the truth!

He came in all excited, took

off his pants and then passed out.

If there was no contact, no

flirting, how did he get so excited?

He had an overdose. He was
completely out of his mind!

You would know much better than me.

My charm is nothing

compared to the power of stardust.

Chaoyang Market, huh?

An indigenous resident, a fisherwoman…

My family owns Chaoyang
Market, is this good for you?

You also need to do a blood test.

If banned substances are detected in your

blood, you will face mandatory

rehabilitation and will be held criminally responsible.

You can leave tonight, but

don't leave town for a while.

If you get caught again, you will be

charged with soliciting prostitution.

Even women frequent prostitutes!

Don't think about it too much.

Go take a shower and get some rest.

It was Hong and I who encouraged you to do what you are

doing, we should have expected situations like this to happen.

We are partly responsible.

I never thought that Hong
could still be my scapegoat.

Hey darling…

Darling, shut the fuck
up and learn some manners.

Hey beautiful…

Did I say can you talk?

Go away!

Will there be a next time?

Maybe if you pretend to be a cop.

Having an orgasm is like suffocating.

It's like someone is choking you,

and you can't scream,
you can't escape.

It's like falling into water, the

sound of your blood
flowing is deafening.

Yet the world is so
silent and distant.

They didn't find any
drugs in your system

after the blood test,
so they let you go?

Not only did I have no drugs in my

system no STDs or
AIDS, not even alcohol!

A certificate of good health.

It seems like God has given me the

ability to have fun
throughout my life.

So… is having an orgasm like

entering a fourth dimension?

You learn quickly, huh?

The fourth dimension?

Yes. When your mind,
body and soul are totally

synchronized right at
the moment of orgasm, you

truly see your past and
your future all together,

transform yourself into something
else and transcend the ordinary.

At that moment, you
not only possess your

body, but also the
body of man with you,

perhaps even the
bodies of all humanity.

Don't overdo it!

Well, from a medical point
of view, this is also true.

When all your senses are stimulated and amplified,

the dimensions of time begin to distort on different levels,

and reflect your memories and imagination.

At that point you enter the fourth dimension

that looks different from your normal world.

It's all true.
I'm not making anything up.

During an orgasm, you possess the bodies of all humanity.

Zao,

You don't know that I'm from Chaoyang Market, right?

I grew up among fishmongers.

You can't write "fishmongers" in the family background box, can you?

Is that why you brought a lobster today, to surprise us?

Bingo, a surprise.

When the mind, body and soul are in tune

at the precise moment of orgasm

you see your past and your future at the same time

In that moment, you not only own your body,

you also possess the body of the man who is with you

perhaps even the bodies of all humanity.

Give me a hug.

I know full well that I'm screaming

or even crying,

but I couldn't hear anything,

it was as if the world had been silenced.

This is the normal response to an orgasm

your blood flows fast

and Your eardrums are under enormous pressure

which blocks sounds

Who is this man

that made you have an orgasm?

He kept saying, "It's broken! It's broken!"

When I stuck his finger in my vagina

and I held him so tight

who thought he had broken his finger.

Bai, the man told me, very

satisfied, that he had never

fucked a woman capable of squirting.

Squirting, squirting…

They say it's squirting,
so do you believe it?

Hong, what's wrong with you?

This is a public place.

I bet he didn't know, it was his

dad who taught me to pee standing up.

You're really drunk.

You're really drunk.

Qing hasn't seen her father since she was 6 Maybe

you always hear her say this, and psychologically,

confuse any random man with his father.

No, their house was full of photos of her father,

I would recognize that face anywhere.

Miss, miss, it's lunch time.

Miss, miss, it's lunch time.

Surprise…

No wonder you showed up outside the operating room,

with your beach dress the first time.

I had booked the honeymoon suite for them,

and the room next to theirs for me.

I wanted to surprise him.

But Bai canceled the honeymoon at the last minute!

If, I mean if Bai hadn't deleted,

they would have been on an island in Southeast Asia,
on their honeymoon with me, happily ever after

and that damned accident would never have happened!

So, after receiving the call about the accident,

You didn't say anything to Qing's parents and went back directly?

At that moment…

I should have just disconnected all his tubes,

let him stop breathing right then and there!

so he wouldn't ruin anyone's life anymore.

10 years, 10 long years!

It wasn't easy for Qing, nor for me.

For God's sake, it hasn't been easy for any of us!

I'm not the one to blame, am I?

I disconnected the hoses for literally two seconds,

Is that what made him a vegetable?

The situation was quite chaotic at the time.

Are you the doctor, tell me,

I only disconnected the hoses for two seconds,

Was it enough to reduce him to this state?

Why are you doing this?

Carrying this burden for so many years…

You don't know anything!

It's just like…

when you were young, you were fond of this hugging pillow,

it was so soft, so dear to you,

you and your pillow were your entire world.

But one day, your pillow finds another pillow to hug.

What can you do about it?!

To hold onto your pillow,

all you can do is spread your arms

as much as possible

and embrace that other thing too.

Bai

Come on, keep coming, do it for me!

Waking you up is not for my redemption

or to free Hong.

Waking up is just to help Qing,

I don't want to see her go out with all these strangers anymore.

Next time it could put someone's life in danger.

Thanks to all of you… for inventing the game

of “sexual stimulation of the vegetable”.

It has made my daily
life more interesting.

How long have you been awake?

Could you have heard

and seen us for a while?

Blow!

Don't stop!
Continues!

Faster!
Faster!
Blow!

Faster!
Blow!

I told you to buy a toothbrush and now I find you
there in front of the condoms acting like an idiot?

Ok, let's go pay.

Stop pulling me!

I am the mother of your
child. I carry your seed!

You took advantage
of Qing's submission.

I lied.

I only told the good news,

I only talked about the wonderful sexual experiences…

I hid many things,

I hid those ugly and disgusting things deep inside.

Poking holes in the condom,

the woman gave the man a reason to hate her.

But…

even though I want you to hate me,

I wouldn't know how.

I lied to them.

I lied to them.

We don't need an audience in our lives.

We never needed it.

Should I tell Qing that you're awake now?

Maybe wait until I'm stable on my own two feet.

Stable on your legs?

In all these years, the most discussed topic next to my bed

it was which man held it best,

and which man lasted the longest in bed.
Right?

What are you trying to say?

You woke up answering the call of sex.

And now that you're finally awake,

what's on your mind is whether you can satisfy Qing sexually?

You and Hong have already helped her to be sexually satisfied.

That was an engineer.

He took me to his construction site.

Windmill Mountain.

My genitals feel cold.

Or, as you call it,

Bai's cock, Bai's tool.

It feels like I'm immersed in ice water.

Do you feel the cold?

Then that's a good thing.

Maybe the acupuncture I've been doing the last few days is working.

Scenes built only on voices

they can be fatal to those who care;

and for those who don't care,

it's just background noise.

Believe in yourself.
You can do it!

Let go of the wall.
Take a few steps on your own.

Continue, Mr. Bai.
You're doing great!

Doctor Zhao, I will bring some rehabilitation equipment tomorrow,

to make the exercises easier for Bai.

Mr. Bai wants to surprise his wife.

So for now, we can't have equipment in the house.

You have to keep it confidential,

until Mr.

Bai is ready to break
the good news himself.

Let's help him

get into bed.

I think if you told Qing that you were smart,
maybe she wouldn't need to date other men anymore.

Yes, it was a girl.

I hesitated for a few seconds. But all you
care about is the sexual experience, right?

Having sex with a girl is
still a sexual experience.

Am I right?

It's not just a question
of sexual experience.

It's because your husband
needed stimulation before.

Stimulation linked to your sexual experience.

Before?

More than 20 years have passed,

no matter when I hinted or expressed openly,

you have never made love to me.

And now, can any girl on the street make you give in?

Don't touch, please.

Tell me, have you ever felt something for me?

You're not even a lesbian.

For all these years,

next to your bed, I felt resentment, I cursed you

or even done harm,

but I never imagined that one day,

I would have needed you as a witness.

Look, this is the app Qing and I use to find sexual partners.

Behind every profile picture there is a man,

we call them IDs.

You can leave comments on each ID.

The men in brackets have already dated Qing.

Being like a prostitute,

I went out with each of them too.

Do you want to know why?

Because I wanted to find the man who gave Qing an orgasm,

the fundamental one he refuses to talk about.

Cool, huh?
In the language of young people

It's super cool!

But I feel despicable!

Ever since Qing took me in when I was 14,

and my entry into his social class began.

I thought I would never feel so despicable again.

But I was wrong.

Despicable is not where you come from,

but when you do everything to force yourself into a place that doesn't belong to you.

You give your best, but it's useless.

The orgasm man,

In fact, I couldn't find it.

In fact, no one can find it.

Because the only person who can give Qing an orgasm is Qing herself.

We are all simple extras in other people's lives.

Well, after all these years,

we should have learned to be adults.

The journey to self-healing is long,

but it's worth it.

Did you know?

I hated it when Qing stroked your hair,

he stroked your hair as if you were his little brother,

because that kind of tenderness was mine!

But tonight I suddenly realized,

that you need his love and care more than I do.

At least I still have my autonomy,

and I can use my body however I want,

and open a new playing field.

I finished.

Before we start tracking down Qing's female partners,

I withdraw.

The wounds have healed.

I finally understood it,

my first orgasm was with the man I tried S&M with.

At the time, all I wanted to do was run away and ask for help.

My mind was blank,

except the scene where my father pushed me into the pool.

In the water,

I could see a thin trickle of blood coming out of my ears,

If you weren't my girlfriend,

and I didn't know that now you like sexual stimulation,

I would definitely call the police.

I did some research on my own.

The truth is that,

that scene where my father pushed me into the pool,

and then taken out,

it has remained in my mind all these years.

Since then, as a little girl,

with my legs cramped when I was pulled out of the water,

when he tilted me sideways to pat me on the back,

my father's foot hit the back of my knees,

and it disrupted my sexual sensors.

Your nascent sense of orgasm as a child was severed by

your father's powerful kick to the back of your leg.

You should vent in private or

simply state that you're woken up.

Pretending to be a vegetable while you continue to

put up with your wife's adventures, pretending that

everything is fine even in front of those who know.

Even a normal person would go crazy.

I would like a smartphone, similar

to the ones you all use nowadays.

And please ask Hong to buy me a

pair of shoes, she knows my size.

It's not my turn to supervise today!

Why do I suddenly have
to buy Bai a pair of shoes?

Furthermore, I have asked you to arrange with

the hospital to send another healthcare assistant.

These weekly shifts
are really exhausting me!

For now I will take your decision as a

protest, I may be your accomplice, but it

doesn't mean you and I are on the same side.

Alright, let's go!