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(Mary) Why am I up?
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I just wanted to see how your
night was-
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Downloaded from
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-what’d you do tonight?
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(Pete) I went to
Meg and Larry's.
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(Mary) That's right,
that's right-
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-Meg and Larry’s.
(Pete) What's going on?
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(Mary) What what what?
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(Mary) Nothing’s
going on, I-
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-I just want to see
how your night was!
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(Pete) You’re just up waiting-
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-to see how Meg
and Larry were?
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(Mary) Yeah, how’s
her leg doing?
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(Pete) Okay.
(Mary) Really?
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(Mary) Because it wasn’t
fine a week ago.
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(Pete) I know,
it’s a week later.
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(Pete) I think- something
is going on,
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-and it would be better if
you just told me.
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(Mary) Nothing’s
going on with you?
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(Pete) No.
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(Pete) How about we
calm down?
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(Mary) I am calm-
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-don't tell me to be
calm, don’t tell me-
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-to calm down,
you know I hate that.
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(Mary) Okay, I am calm.
Okay? So tell me, how is-
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[Unintelligible]
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(Pete) -what is going on?!
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[Unintelligible]
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(Mary) Why don’t you tell me
the fucking truth?
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(Pete) Why are you angry?
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(Mary) I am not angry,
Stop saying that I am angry!
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(Pete) What am I lying about?!
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(Mary) I’m gonna call Meg, I’m
gonna call Meg and we’re gonna
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(Mary) Don’t fucking t-
don’t fucking touch me.
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(Pete) [unintelligible]
-crazy person
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(Pete) What are you
accusing me of?!
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(Mary) How fucking stupid-
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(Mary) -do you think I am!?
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Tell me you’re not
fucking around!
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She is slotted in-
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-every Thursday like
a trip to the-
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-fucking
dry cleaners!
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Oh, stop, stop stop-
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(Pete) Why is he awake?
(Mary) My baby-
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(Mary) Piece of shit.
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Fuck off...
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You're really good.
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And you're always
going to be really goo-
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[Masturbation noises]
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[KNOCK]
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(Mary) John? Everything
okay in there?
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Yeah.
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Well, you're taking
a long time.
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It's been a while.
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Yeah, I know, sorry, I'm just-
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I'm just scrubbing. I'm just-
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I have to be clean
for orientation.
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(Mary) I don't see your
phone in your bedroom.
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You aren’t- you aren't
looking at-
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-anything, bad,
in there, right?
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No... nope, it's a
game walkthrough.
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It's fine.
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(Mary) Okay, okay.
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(Mary) I believe you.
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(Mary) You know what,
I'm just going to stay here-
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-until you’re finished,
just to be sure.
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I'd prefer if I had
a little bit of privacy.
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I know you want privacy,
honey, but boys your age-
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(John) Mom, you know me,
I’m being good-
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-I’m not doing
anything wrong.
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(Mary) No no no,
you want to sin-
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-do it at your
father's house-
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-okay? From now on-
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-phones stay outside
the bathroom.
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Just so you know
what's here for breakfast-
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-we have almond butter,
multigrain toast-
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-bananas, oranges,
apples, pears-
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Is it true we have to pray
before every class?
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(Mary) And the
Angelus at midday.
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There’s hard boiled
eggs, sliced prosciutto-
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-turkey chili, lemonade,
chocolate skim milk-
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(John) I heard if a guy’s
hair touches his collar-
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-they make you get-
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-a buzz cut in the
men’s bathroom?
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(Mary) Your hair's
pretty short, so...
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White dress shirt-
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-nice and ironed,
khaki slacks-
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-tie is done, all you
need to do is loosen it-
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-here's your belt, penny
loafers are at the door.
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Is it true they hit us with
rulers when we mess up?
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Oh, they stopped
doing that years ago.
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You have your
planner, notebooks-
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-multicolored
folders, pencil case-
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-six sharpened
number two pencils-
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-a pen with blue ink-
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-a pen with black ink,
a sharpie-
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(John) Thanks, Mom.
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You're excited, right?
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Yeah, yeah. Of course.
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Your first day of
high school...
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Ugh! I still
remember the-
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-doctor putting
you in my arms.
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You had these-
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-these little bumps right
here, and right here.
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I love you.
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I love you extra.
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[Student Chatter]
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(John) Hi, uh...
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Excuse me-
do you want to sit?
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Erm, no it’s cool.
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I kinda like standing.
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(Whispering Student)
Teacher!
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(Mrs. Groff) Good morning,
ladies and gentlemen.
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My name is Mrs. Groff.
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It is my sincere wish-
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-that none of you
get to know me-
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-during your four
years at St. Dymphna’s.
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Save nap time for
the ride home.
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Fill in your name.
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Give this to Mr. De Luca,
after school, room 232.
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I'm sorry, I have to
take a lot of buses-
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-buses to get here
in the morning...
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Go to bed earlier.
It’ll be worth it!
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If you choose to
wear a colored bra-
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-don't whine to me
when your-
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-chest gets pinched
in the hallway.
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[Connor giggles]
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Your fly is undone-
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-and your shirt
is sopping wet.
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You all lack polish!
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But, don't lose hope.
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Dymphna’s is where
you come to meet God.
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Dymphna’s is where you go,
to become yourself.
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Dymphna’s is my alma mater!
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In fact, this is
the very room-
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-where I met my husband.
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Do you know how I met him?
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[Garry stammers]
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He offered me his seat.
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Oh, okay...
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Oh! Oh.
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Young men,
can you take a hint?
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Uh, hey, can you please sit?
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No, I told you,
I like standing.
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Have you wet yourself-
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-or do you have
some excitement-
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-you're trying to hide?
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No no no no, I, I, I tried-
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-to give her my seat,
but she likes standing.
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I uhm, I kept asking
him nicely-
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-but all he did was
yank my pigtails.
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Wh-what? No, no-
that's not-
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-that's not
what happened!
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(Lilith) [Feigning Distress]
Yeah it is.
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(Garry Snoring)
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Garry?
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Garry?!
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What are you in for?
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I was the only guy who didn't
stand in the music room.
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Damn. Did you have
a boner or something?
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No- I don't- no, man. I...
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...a girl tricked me.
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Mmm... that’s pretty hot.
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[Whispering] Hey...
they uh, they caught me-
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-watching cake fart videos.
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What?
(Angelo) Yeah, yeah.
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This naked girl, she
sits her ass on a cake-
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-and just farts on it.
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She doesn’t shit or anything.
Just farts.
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(John) Oh...
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(Angelo) I can send it to you.
You can see-
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-you can pick your
favorite-
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-we can
talk about it.
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Maybe some other time.
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I mean, it, yeah, it
sounds pretty hot-
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-but like, not,
that's like an after-
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that's like, an end
of the week-
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-type video
I feel, you know?
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[Bus Engine]
[Student Chatter]
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[Transcendent Score Creeps In]
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[Bus Sounds Fade Away]
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[Wind Blowing Through Leaves]
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(Mary) Did you sign up
for Eucharistic Ministry?
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Oh. Uhh, no.
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I'm sorry, it must have
slipped my mind.
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Okay.
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How about this?
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We uh- we take away
your games for tonight-
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-and uhhh, just- every
night until you sign up.
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What, no, Mom, I-
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I'll remember to
do it tomorrow-
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(Mary) No no, I insist.
Too many games are bad-
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-for the developing mind.
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[Hallway Chatter]
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(Lilith) My Dad’s such
a piece of shit.
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(Bridget) What happened?
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He’s like, down in
Miami partying-
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-while my mom gets-
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-stuck at home raising four
kids.
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(Bridget) Oh, my God,
I can't even imagine that.
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Are your parents divorced?
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Yeah.
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Mine too.
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(Bridget) All right,
I’ll see you...
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When did your Dad leave?
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When did your Dad leave?
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Uh, like, four years ago,
I think.
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Uh, yeah... mine left around
that time as well.
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I’m sorry.
Are you doing okay?
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I never want to see him
again, so, yeah.
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Could I borrow a pencil?
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Oh, uh, yeah, sure.
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[Hallway Chatter
Briefly Fades]
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Thanks.
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I'm John.
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Lilith.
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(Angelo) Where would
you guys cum, ass or tits?
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(Connor) Uhh, yeah,
I’d say shoulders.
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(Angelo) [Whispering] John,
look under the table.
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I don’t really want to
look under the table, guys, I-
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(Angelo) Just look!
(John) What’s under the...
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[Female porn
star moaning]
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(John) Ugh, god, what
the fuck?
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(Angelo) Where
would you cum?
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(John) What?
(Angelo) Where would you cum?
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I mean, outside, I guess.
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Outside? What? What
do you mean? How are you-
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Why are you
bringing her outside?
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(Angelo) How many times
a day do you jerk off?
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I mean, I don't have an
approximate number.
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I mean, I don't really get
a lot of opportunities.
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I wish I could, but,
you know-
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-my Mom’s always
trying to-
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-stop me when I'm
at her house.
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What do mean your Mom
tries to stop you?
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What, does she-
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-grab your dick, and
do it herself?
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(Connor) Haha, yeah does
your Mom grab your dick?
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Connor, I just said that.
You just heard me say that.
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You gotta... you gotta
come up something else, man.
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She just knows
somehow that I'm-
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-you know, jerking it.
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(Garry) Gaaaaay.
I’m sorry, I’m sorry-
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(Angelo) Let’s go back to
watching this video...
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[Cafeteria Chatter Fades]
247
00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:03,723
[Transcendent Music Returns]
248
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:19,447
(Brother Phil) You here for
E.M. sign-ups?
249
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:24,326
Oh, uh, uh, yeah, hi-
I’m um, I’m John.
250
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,746
Bless you. Father.
251
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:30,708
I’m a brother, actually, but
it's nice to meet you, John.
252
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:33,961
I'm Phil.
253
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:38,632
So, you want to be
a Eucharistic minister?
254
00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:41,177
Yeah, well, my Mom wanted...
255
00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:47,975
I- I guess...
256
00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:52,146
I, I think I want to have
my own thing, with God.
257
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:56,984
Yeah, there's nothing
wrong with-
258
00:12:57,067 --> 00:13:01,989
wanting to be close on
your own terms, but...
259
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:07,453
-how can you act as a,
a bridge...
260
00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:11,415
...between Christ
and His church-
261
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:15,419
-if you don't have your
own relationship with Him?
262
00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:18,547
Well, I...
263
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,634
I don't know.
264
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:28,641
I've sort of had this feeling-
265
00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:32,895
-ever since I was a kid, that,
someone was with me-
266
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:37,316
-like, every second
of the day.
267
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,653
And, it felt
good to know-
268
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,530
I had someone
there seeing-
269
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,448
-all the
beautiful stuff...
270
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:48,619
...and all the
ugly stuff too.
271
00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:55,084
Do you think that's God?
272
00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:00,965
Meet me here,
after school, on Friday-
273
00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:02,883
-if you want to
start your training.
274
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:07,263
(Brother Phil) Yeah?
(John) Yeah.
275
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:12,351
[Barely Audible Mary
Praying Nearby]
276
00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:23,654
(Mary) -now and at the
hour of our death. Amen.
277
00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:26,866
Hail Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is with thee.
278
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:29,702
Blessed art thou
amongst women, and-
279
00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:32,329
-blessed is the fruit
of thy womb, Jesus.
280
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:35,165
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners-
281
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:37,376
-now and at the hour
of our death, Amen.
282
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:39,628
Hail Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is with thee.
283
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,422
Blessed art thou
amongst women-
284
00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:43,549
-and blessed is the fruit
of thy womb, Jesus.
285
00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:46,343
(Lilith) You look nervous.
286
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:49,763
Uh, yeah, a little bit.
287
00:14:57,605 --> 00:15:00,399
Uh, h- hey, listen...
would, uhm-
288
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:02,776
-would you ever wanna
be boyfriend?
289
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:06,447
Be, be uh- have uh-
have a boyfriend?
290
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:09,074
What?
291
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,785
Ugh- God I’m sorry, I-
292
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:14,455
-uh, do you want
to go out on a date?
293
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:19,335
Uh well, I mean, I've
already been asked out by-
294
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:23,714
-like, 11 guys today, so,
I'll consider your offer.
295
00:15:23,797 --> 00:15:27,801
Wow, yeah. 11, okay. But...
296
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:30,012
I think... you know-
297
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,514
-I like that your
parents are divorced.
298
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:35,225
(Lilith) What?
(John) No, sorry, sorry-
299
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:38,479
-I mean, like, I can
relate, and I-
300
00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:41,982
-I don't know, I wanted
to get to know you better.
301
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,485
All my friends talk
about is, like-
302
00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:46,946
-jerking off, so.
303
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:51,408
Oh-ho... but you're
like, a mature guy.
304
00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:55,996
Uhh...
[deep voice] yeah.
305
00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:58,165
Well, I don't want to
date anyone-
306
00:15:58,332 --> 00:15:59,541
-who believes in God-
307
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,502
-or the tooth fairy
or Santa, so-
308
00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:03,420
(John) I only believe
in one of those, though-
309
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:04,838
-and that's just cuz’
I keep finding-
310
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:06,548
-money under
my pillow.
311
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:13,931
Well, you’re no Abercrombie
and Fitch model, but...
312
00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:15,557
(John) But...?
313
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:16,850
(Lilith) I need you to
say something.
314
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:19,937
Yeah, sure. Anything.
I'll say anything.
315
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:23,273
Say fuck Jesus for me.
316
00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:27,945
[Hallway Chatter Fades]
[Percussive Score]
317
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:30,239
Yeah. Okay. Sure.
318
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:33,701
Yeah, FUCK Jesus.
319
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,911
Fffff-
320
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,998
[Clears throat]
Sorry...
321
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:43,502
Ffffff-ull of love, love
for all, you know.
322
00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:45,671
Okay. No, it has to be
like, fuck you, Jesus.
323
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:50,050
Yeah, sure, right.
324
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:52,720
[Female Students
Giggling]
325
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:53,971
Fuck, Jesus!
326
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:55,764
(Lilith) No, that’s like you
ran into Jesus at the park.
327
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,558
Fuck, [coughs] Jesus.
328
00:16:57,641 --> 00:16:59,143
No. One statement. Go.
329
00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:00,269
Jesus fuck.
330
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:02,021
(Lilith) In order!
(John) [mumbles]
331
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,105
(Lilith) Okay dude I need to
be able to hear it.
332
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:04,481
(John) [mumbles louder]
333
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,025
(Lilith) Just fucking say it!
334
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,402
(John) [growls] Fuck Jesus,
okay? Fuck Jesus!
335
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,195
[Hallway chatter returns]
336
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:13,282
(Lilith) Good.
337
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:17,828
We can hang out Friday,
uh, after school?
338
00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:21,832
Sounds, like a plan.
(Lilith) Yeah, see ya.
339
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,405
(Mary) And who is this?
340
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:55,657
-nothing, no one in
particular, you know?
341
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:58,452
[Sly gloating] Ohhh
no one, nothing-
342
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,788
Do you have a little crush?
343
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,873
You gonna put her next
to your algebra teacher?
344
00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:04,083
Oh, no, Mom, Miss
Quail was years ago.
345
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:07,211
I don’t even
have her Mii anymore.
346
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:14,093
Yeah, you know, I don't-
I don't have a crush, okay?
347
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:17,137
I have- I have a girlfriend.
(Mary) Oh.
348
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:20,766
Okay. Oh. Uhh...
349
00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:23,310
She a good girl? She Catholic?
350
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,854
(John) Yeah, she goes to,
she goes to Dymphna’s, yeah.
351
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:29,983
Beautiful, uhm...
so you have a date?
352
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,945
Maybe.
353
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:36,031
Mmm! Okay-
alright, uhm...
354
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,617
What uh, what are you
going to wear?
355
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,327
I have this pretty cool-
356
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:42,454
-Walking Dead t-shirt.
Like, we can iron that.
357
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:46,458
Oh, baby, baby, I think
maybe a nice button up-
358
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:50,671
-you roll up the sleeves,
a little bow tie, ugh!
359
00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:54,174
So cute- okay, I’ll
go to Marshalls tomorrow.
360
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:56,635
Oh. Uh... okay...
361
00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:58,637
...let's have a little talk.
362
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,306
Okay?
363
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:04,268
Wait a month before
hugging... and then, just...
364
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:07,563
...don't, you know, don’t-
365
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:12,109
-don't hug too tightly because
it could encourage your...
366
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:13,694
...your baser instincts.
367
00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:16,738
Mom, I don't think
we're that close yet.
368
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:21,285
Good. Well, I hope she
passes the Mom test.
369
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:23,662
(John) The Mom test?
370
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:27,499
If you look happy
next to her, she passes.
371
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,378
Ooh! First date!
(School Bell Ringing)
372
00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:34,673
(Female Student)
Excuse me?
373
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:36,466
(John) Angelo!
(Angelo) Jesus!
374
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:38,093
(Angelo) What are you,
trying to fuck me?
375
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,678
(John) You wish. What’s up?
376
00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:42,639
Well, I just shit the bed on
my first English quiz, so...
377
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,933
...there’s that. (John)
That sucks, man. I'm sorry.
378
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,560
(John) Hey, listen, could
you do me a quick favor?
379
00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:47,728
Could you run to the
chapel-
380
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,062
-and tell Brother Phil
I can't make-
381
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:52,441
-E.M. training? Tell him
my Grandpa has cancer.
382
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:54,735
You can pick the organ.
383
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,612
I don't know, man.
384
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:57,571
I don't really feel
comfortable-
385
00:19:57,654 --> 00:19:58,697
-talking to priests.
386
00:19:58,780 --> 00:19:59,865
I always feel like they're
trying to-
387
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,033
-suck my dick
or something.
388
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:03,660
Well, he's a brother, so.
389
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,829
Oh, sorry, so he’s gonna
fuck me in the ass instead?
390
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:10,167
Dude, help me out.
I have a date.
391
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:14,087
You have a mom, right?
392
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:16,131
Yeah. We all have moms.
393
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:19,218
Yeah, but yours is like...
394
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,094
Send me a picture of her.
395
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:23,305
Ughh no way dude!
396
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:24,932
I don’t want you jerking off
to my Mom!
397
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:26,642
You’re a sick little fuck,
you know that?
398
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,518
I just wanna
see what she looks like.
399
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:31,396
Look, my bus leaves
in three minutes, so-
400
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,649
-just send me a little
pic of Mrs. Santucci.
401
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:34,775
No- listen, you guys
can come over-
402
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:35,984
-to my house
this weekend-
403
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,569
-alright? You can meet her.
404
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:40,113
She’s a kind,
respectable woman.
405
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:42,449
[Student Chatter Fades]
406
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:44,409
We're going to get pizza.
407
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:45,494
White pie.
408
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:46,787
I get my own white pie.
409
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:49,164
Deal.
410
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,500
You got a Wii?
411
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:54,586
I got a Wii.
412
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:58,674
(Pete) Paul, Paul!
Hey- listen, I- I hear you.
413
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:01,009
Yes, I’m listening,
buddy, yeah.
414
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,094
What I need you
to do is-
415
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,470
-I need you to
calm down, okay?
416
00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:04,805
And what you
need to do is-
417
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,265
-listen to me,
alright, buddy?
418
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:09,810
Alright? Alr- hey!
Ears on. Ears on.
419
00:21:09,893 --> 00:21:12,020
Okay? If- let's say-
let's talk logic.
420
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,981
Logic! It’s very simple.
421
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:15,816
If you double your
rate of failure-
422
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:18,110
-you triple your
rate of success.
423
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:20,779
If we sell tile to ten
people-
424
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,532
-and they tell
ten of their friends-
425
00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:25,409
-and they tell ten...
426
00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:27,411
(John) Hey, Dad,
guess what?
427
00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:29,579
Hey, buddy, what's up?
428
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:32,291
I have a girlfriend!
429
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:35,544
Hey! Same here.
High five.
430
00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:39,506
Oh, yeah. Awesome.
Good, good for you, uh...
431
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,555
What about...
432
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:49,599
...what about rook to E2?
433
00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:52,019
I mean, you could sack it
and then-
434
00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:53,729
(Pete) -fork
the king with the rook.
435
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:56,732
Not bad.
436
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:58,817
Listen, I uh, I have
a date tonight-
437
00:21:58,942 --> 00:22:00,694
-and I need a ride.
438
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,071
You need money for
a taxi?
439
00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:05,991
The change jar
could use emptying.
440
00:22:09,786 --> 00:22:12,831
Oh, shit. I should
have seen that.
441
00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:16,460
Dad, I was thinking
maybe you could drive me?
442
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,587
She's also a child of
divorce and-
443
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:20,589
-her Mom
wants to meet me.
444
00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:22,382
I thought it would be cool
if you two like, got-
445
00:22:22,549 --> 00:22:24,509
(Pete) Listen-
446
00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:27,429
I have had... a day.
447
00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:30,265
I can't even tell you.
448
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:33,685
I just got home,
I got my feet up...
449
00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:36,563
I really...
450
00:22:36,646 --> 00:22:40,817
I just need to... relax.
451
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:43,904
Yeah, yeah.
452
00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:53,497
Sorry, my Dad's trying
to get rid of his change.
453
00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:59,961
Thank you. Have a-
stay safe.
454
00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:06,510
Hi, I'm John- no, wait...
455
00:23:06,593 --> 00:23:08,345
I’ve heard so much-
no, fuck...
456
00:23:08,428 --> 00:23:10,722
Hi. I'm John. Great to...
457
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:18,188
[Doorbell]
458
00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:27,864
You can go. It’s fine,
go, I’m here...
459
00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:31,868
(Bruce) Hello.
(John) Uh, hi.
460
00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:34,538
You must be Rachel's
special friend.
461
00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:36,498
Yeah. I'm John. Great to-
462
00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:38,542
-great to meet you.
463
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:41,336
Is that your Dad back there?
464
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,046
Can I say hello to him?
(John) No no no, I-
465
00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:44,881
-I don't know who that guy is.
466
00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:48,135
Uh, my dad just got here.
He drove-
467
00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:51,221
-he just left. He drove me.
He's very...
468
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,181
-he wanted to make sure
I got here safe and sound.
469
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:56,268
He's very invested in...
getting me...
470
00:23:57,310 --> 00:23:59,271
He's very invested in me,
you know, just in general-
471
00:23:59,354 --> 00:24:01,940
You can come in.
472
00:24:02,023 --> 00:24:05,026
Rachel! He’s here.
473
00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:11,533
(Lilith) Hey.
(John) Hey.
474
00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:14,619
You look, uh...
475
00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:17,122
(Bruce) Where'd you get that?
476
00:24:17,205 --> 00:24:20,459
Uh, I don't know, Hollister?
477
00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:22,919
That’s a... tight fit.
478
00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:25,130
Okay?
479
00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:27,257
Why don't you
put on something-
480
00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:30,260
-that tells me you
respect yourself?
481
00:24:30,343 --> 00:24:31,428
(Lilith) Dad...
(Bruce) I mean-
482
00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:32,971
-don’t you agree?
483
00:24:33,054 --> 00:24:38,351
I, I- I- first of all,
I think I have, a lot of...
484
00:24:39,227 --> 00:24:41,938
...respect, for your daughter.
485
00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:46,067
I'm talking about
the tank top.
486
00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:51,156
I, I like the fabric,
I mean...
487
00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:05,837
[Squeaky chair]
488
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,760
We have something
in common, John.
489
00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:13,970
You know what that is?
490
00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:16,056
Are you a, Mets fan?
You know-
491
00:25:16,139 --> 00:25:17,265
-David Wright's been having-
492
00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:18,683
-a hell of a season,
you know?
493
00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:21,770
I'm actually a Yankees fan.
494
00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:23,355
Yeah. You know,
I- I love-
495
00:25:23,438 --> 00:25:24,648
-the Yankees, too,
I mean...
496
00:25:24,731 --> 00:25:27,734
Right...
497
00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:34,282
But, there is something
specific that we both share.
498
00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:37,577
Yeah, we're both Catholic.
Yeah.
499
00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:40,580
Yes, yes...
500
00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:44,918
...but there is a
particular person-
501
00:25:45,001 --> 00:25:48,421
-in our lives that
we both care about.
502
00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:51,007
Right, that’s Jesus.
503
00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:54,094
No, John...
504
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,221
It's Rachel.
505
00:25:56,304 --> 00:25:59,891
Yeah, Rachel!
That makes sense.
506
00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:02,978
I mean, I was-
I was just thinking of Him.
507
00:26:10,318 --> 00:26:12,112
I would like to know-
508
00:26:12,195 --> 00:26:16,074
-what your intentions
are with my daughter.
509
00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:21,997
Well, I guess I'm drawn to
Lil- Rachel-
510
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:25,792
-because she said her
parents were divorced.
511
00:26:25,875 --> 00:26:29,462
Wait wh-
what did she tell you?
512
00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:33,550
(Clara) So good to meet you.
(John) So good as well.
513
00:26:33,633 --> 00:26:36,636
So good.
514
00:26:37,304 --> 00:26:40,140
And what a lovely, uh...
515
00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:43,226
...intact, family unit.
516
00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:47,564
(Bruce) Rachel, would you
like to lead us in prayer?
517
00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:52,152
I'd love it if John
could lead us, actually.
518
00:26:53,486 --> 00:26:56,698
Well, thank you,
Rachel, and-
519
00:26:56,781 --> 00:27:01,286
-thank you, God, for...
honesty.
520
00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:04,164
Thank you for all of
your holy children who-
521
00:27:04,247 --> 00:27:08,126
-represent themselves
accurately. Amen.
522
00:27:08,209 --> 00:27:11,087
Actually, I'd like to
add something.
523
00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:14,174
Lord, thank you for
those who are adaptable.
524
00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:16,009
Thank you for our
brothers-
525
00:27:16,092 --> 00:27:17,510
-sisters who
know how to-
526
00:27:17,594 --> 00:27:19,095
-go with the flow
and not take-
527
00:27:19,179 --> 00:27:21,139
-every little
thing so seriously.
528
00:27:21,222 --> 00:27:22,140
(Lilith) Amen.
529
00:27:22,265 --> 00:27:23,558
(John) That was beautiful,
Rachel, and I might add-
530
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:24,893
Thank you God,
for the-
531
00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:26,102
-responsible souls
among us.
532
00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:27,604
Thank you for those
who take ownership-
533
00:27:27,687 --> 00:27:29,272
-over their sins-
534
00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:30,857
-say, lying, for example- ow.
535
00:27:30,982 --> 00:27:32,025
(Lilith) Great God
of all things-
536
00:27:32,108 --> 00:27:33,652
Thank you so much
for your children-
537
00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:34,986
-who know how to
appreciate-
538
00:27:35,111 --> 00:27:36,154
-an active
imagination.
539
00:27:36,237 --> 00:27:37,614
Holy Spirit, thank you for
the blessed few-
540
00:27:37,739 --> 00:27:39,491
-that would never-
541
00:27:39,574 --> 00:27:40,659
-dress up a vice
and call it a virtue.
542
00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:41,368
(Lilith) God, thank you for-
543
00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:42,494
-those who know when
to shut up and eat.
544
00:27:42,577 --> 00:27:43,244
(John) Thank you Lord Jesus-
545
00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:44,371
-for those who don't
have an appetite-
546
00:27:44,454 --> 00:27:45,622
-because they feel hurt-
547
00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:47,248
-when they've been lied to.
548
00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:48,875
(Bruce) I'd like to
add something.
549
00:27:48,958 --> 00:27:51,544
Thank you Lord for
all of your children-
550
00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:54,381
-who go to
Eucharistic adoration-
551
00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:57,008
-as penance for making
a scene at dinner.
552
00:27:57,133 --> 00:28:00,595
Are you serious?
My first date at adoration?!
553
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:02,514
I wanted to hang out-
554
00:28:02,597 --> 00:28:05,100
-or go for a walk, or
like literally anything else.
555
00:28:05,183 --> 00:28:07,852
You’re 15 years old,
Rachel. I’ll decide-
556
00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:09,187
-where you can and
can't go-
557
00:28:09,270 --> 00:28:10,355
-with your
special friend.
558
00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:12,482
He's my boyfriend.
559
00:28:12,565 --> 00:28:15,235
Mom, can we just hang out?
560
00:28:15,318 --> 00:28:17,237
HEY!
561
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,613
Do not wedge yourself-
562
00:28:18,738 --> 00:28:20,448
-between your
mother and father.
563
00:28:35,004 --> 00:28:38,049
(John) Oh, nice-
nice one.
564
00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:40,927
(Lilith) Yeah... you weren’t
much help back there.
565
00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:41,970
(John) Sorry, I didn't know-
566
00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:43,096
-you were going to
have a Dad.
567
00:28:43,179 --> 00:28:44,931
(Lilith) Yeah, well,
I wish I didn't, so.
568
00:28:45,014 --> 00:28:46,766
(John) So you just
lied about it?
569
00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:49,477
(Lilith) It’s not a lie if
it makes you feel better.
570
00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:51,938
Wow, okay... well-
571
00:28:52,147 --> 00:28:54,399
-I'm glad you're
feeling better.
572
00:28:55,024 --> 00:28:56,568
And just so you know,
I'm six-foot-four-
573
00:28:56,651 --> 00:28:57,652
Okay. Can you stop?!
574
00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:58,903
(John) It’s not a lie if
it makes you feel better.
575
00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:00,488
I didn't know what to
tell you, okay?
576
00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:01,823
Because like,
I don't like him at all-
577
00:29:01,906 --> 00:29:02,991
-I don't even like my name-
578
00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:03,867
-I didn't want to
go to this-
579
00:29:03,950 --> 00:29:04,909
-fucking school
he makes me go to-
580
00:29:04,993 --> 00:29:06,494
I don't know what
you want me to do-
581
00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:07,662
-okay?!
582
00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:13,084
Could you maybe
talk to your Mom about it?
583
00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:15,712
My Mom's like...
584
00:29:15,795 --> 00:29:19,340
...that picture of
a face with no mouth, so.
585
00:29:20,008 --> 00:29:24,012
Wow. Our Moms
are really different.
586
00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:26,681
(Lilith) Is yours super
controlling?
587
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,349
Oh, no no no
no, she's- she's like-
588
00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:32,812
-she just likes to
look out for me, is all.
589
00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:35,148
Was that her?
590
00:29:35,231 --> 00:29:38,485
Wh- no no no
no, I dress myself, so.
591
00:29:39,319 --> 00:29:42,489
Well, it looks a little
dumb. Just FYI.
592
00:29:42,572 --> 00:29:44,324
Oh, sorry, let me just-
593
00:29:44,407 --> 00:29:46,576
Well, I mean, you
wore it, so.
594
00:29:46,659 --> 00:29:48,369
Actually, I can fix it.
595
00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:52,457
Yeah.
596
00:30:04,886 --> 00:30:07,430
(John) Where-
where are we going?
597
00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:11,184
(Lilith) Just-
come on. You’ll see.
598
00:30:11,392 --> 00:30:14,354
(John) Okay.
599
00:30:29,702 --> 00:30:33,706
(John) So uh, do you
come here often, or?
600
00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:37,043
(Lilith) Uh... yeah.
601
00:30:37,126 --> 00:30:41,005
Like, alone or with your-
with your family, or?
602
00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:45,802
Well, I mean, like, yeah,
my Dad makes me come here-
603
00:30:45,885 --> 00:30:47,720
-but, I don’t know,
I found-
604
00:30:47,887 --> 00:30:50,557
-this spot
that I kind of like.
605
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,684
(John) You come here alone?
606
00:30:52,767 --> 00:30:56,437
Yeah, always.
607
00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:59,440
I- I usually come with my Mom-
608
00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:01,943
-if she's not busy, you know.
609
00:31:02,026 --> 00:31:05,029
Well, yeah. That makes sense.
610
00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:08,116
(John) Yeah.
611
00:31:08,241 --> 00:31:10,368
(Lilith) Yeah, they usually
just drop me off.
612
00:31:10,451 --> 00:31:14,163
(John) That’s,
I’m sorry to hear-
613
00:31:14,247 --> 00:31:17,250
-that sounds lonely.
614
00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:20,545
It's okay.
615
00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:37,312
(John) Garry.
(Connor) Garry. Garry.
616
00:31:37,395 --> 00:31:39,105
(Everyone) Garry.
Garry! Garry! Garry!
617
00:31:39,188 --> 00:31:40,273
(John) Garry! Wake up!
618
00:31:40,356 --> 00:31:42,025
(Connor) Garry, please
wake up.
619
00:31:42,108 --> 00:31:42,984
(Connor) Wake up, you’re
going to kill us.
620
00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:43,943
(Garry) [drowsy]
What game is this?
621
00:31:44,027 --> 00:31:45,194
(John) Mario.
622
00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:47,864
(Mary) [Italian accent] Did
somebody order a pizza?
623
00:31:47,947 --> 00:31:49,824
(Angelo) Thank you so
very much, Mrs. Santucci.
624
00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:52,577
(Mary) Oh please,
call me Miss Romano.
625
00:31:52,785 --> 00:31:54,954
(Connor) Of course,
yeah yeah yeah.
626
00:31:55,038 --> 00:31:56,623
(Mary) Okay boys, have fun!
627
00:31:57,248 --> 00:32:00,251
(John) Thanks, Mom.
628
00:32:07,967 --> 00:32:10,929
(John) Don’t say it-
(Boys) Dude, she’s SO hot!
629
00:32:11,012 --> 00:32:13,181
(Angelo) I'm taking a photo
with her before I leave.
630
00:32:13,264 --> 00:32:15,183
Dude, I'll fucking
kill you, okay?
631
00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:18,853
(Garry) Number one MILF,
on the list, for sure...
632
00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:22,273
Ahh. Don't touch that pie.
That’s my pie.
633
00:32:23,566 --> 00:32:27,236
Oh, how did the date go?
634
00:32:27,570 --> 00:32:30,031
She touch your penis? Mouth?
635
00:32:30,114 --> 00:32:31,866
Hands? Over the jeans?
636
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:36,204
No. Well, I think it went-
yeah, it was great, actually.
637
00:32:36,287 --> 00:32:40,458
We, we went to adoration,
and held hands-
638
00:32:40,541 --> 00:32:44,212
-and talked and...
held hands.
639
00:32:45,838 --> 00:32:48,007
[Laughter]
640
00:32:48,091 --> 00:32:49,342
(Angelo) What did you
skip through the-
641
00:32:49,425 --> 00:32:51,010
-fucking meadow together?
642
00:32:51,094 --> 00:32:53,972
(Garry) What, you just
fucking held her hand?
643
00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:56,015
Yeah. Is there a problem?
644
00:32:56,099 --> 00:32:57,266
(Connor) Dude, she
thinks you're gay.
645
00:32:57,350 --> 00:32:58,267
(Angelo) Definitely.
646
00:32:58,351 --> 00:32:59,727
(Angelo) I mean, you can't
even know if-
647
00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:02,313
-she likes you unless
you make out with her.
648
00:33:02,397 --> 00:33:03,481
(Angelo) Like you probably
gotta feel downstairs-
649
00:33:03,564 --> 00:33:04,399
-see if she's wet, too.
650
00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:06,859
Like, you have no idea.
(Connor) And if she’s shaved?
651
00:33:06,943 --> 00:33:08,987
Fuck. Yeah, definitely.
652
00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:10,071
If she hasn't shaved-
653
00:33:10,154 --> 00:33:11,531
-she wasn't looking
forward to anything.
654
00:33:11,614 --> 00:33:13,783
Okay, how do you guys
know all this?
655
00:33:13,866 --> 00:33:15,535
(Angelo) Because we're
fucking experts, all right?
656
00:33:15,618 --> 00:33:16,995
We've done our research.
657
00:33:17,078 --> 00:33:18,579
Okay, well, how many-
658
00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:20,915
-how many girls have
you guys dated?
659
00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:22,458
(Angelo) Well, zero, but-
660
00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:24,502
-I watch a lot of porn,
alright?
661
00:33:24,585 --> 00:33:26,045
I know what
I'm talking about.
662
00:33:26,129 --> 00:33:27,588
(Student Announcer)
Class of 2012-
663
00:33:27,714 --> 00:33:29,382
-this is your
last chance-
664
00:33:29,465 --> 00:33:31,300
-to submit to Project
Appreciation-
665
00:33:31,384 --> 00:33:33,594
-to receive
the Early Bird discount.
666
00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:34,887
(Student Announcer 2)
Please hurry home-
667
00:33:34,971 --> 00:33:36,264
-and tell your parents.
668
00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:39,350
This is so much more
than a trip to Israel.
669
00:33:39,434 --> 00:33:43,312
(John) [whispering] Hi.
(Lilith) [whispering] Hey.
670
00:33:43,438 --> 00:33:45,690
(John) How-
how are you doing?
671
00:33:45,773 --> 00:33:48,151
Fine, how are you?
672
00:33:48,234 --> 00:33:51,863
Pretty good...
overall, you know.
673
00:33:51,946 --> 00:33:54,699
(John) I had a lot of fun,
the other day.
674
00:33:54,782 --> 00:33:56,451
(John) Did you want to-
675
00:33:56,534 --> 00:33:58,369
-hang out again
at some point?
676
00:33:58,453 --> 00:34:00,204
Yeah, you wanna go-
677
00:34:00,371 --> 00:34:02,874
-watch people bowl
with me?
678
00:34:03,499 --> 00:34:05,960
Go bowling?
679
00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:09,047
(Lilith) No. I like
watching the bowlers.
680
00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:11,758
It's fun. And then, you don't-
681
00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:12,925
-have to pay or anything-
682
00:34:13,092 --> 00:34:14,302
-and they actually can't
kick you out.
683
00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:16,220
I've done it before.
684
00:34:16,304 --> 00:34:19,307
Yeah, it sounds,
it sounds lovely.
685
00:34:20,141 --> 00:34:21,809
You know, I'm cool
with whatever-
686
00:34:21,976 --> 00:34:24,103
-as long as it’s
with you.
687
00:34:24,937 --> 00:34:27,940
Yeah.
688
00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:35,865
[Romantic Music]
689
00:34:48,544 --> 00:34:51,005
(Student Announcer 2) And,
will John Santucci-
690
00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:54,092
-please see Brother Phil
in his office.
691
00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:59,639
John! Sit down.
692
00:35:00,056 --> 00:35:02,266
So sorry about Friday-
my Grandpa, he-
693
00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:05,353
Oh, no, I, I heard.
694
00:35:05,561 --> 00:35:07,522
How's everything at home?
Are you all right?
695
00:35:07,605 --> 00:35:09,524
Oh, no no. I'm good,
Mom’s good.
696
00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:10,858
It's just like, you know-
697
00:35:11,025 --> 00:35:12,610
-a whole, a total
tragedy, you know-
698
00:35:12,735 --> 00:35:15,780
-just, cancer of the,
of the, the-
699
00:35:15,863 --> 00:35:18,449
(Brother Phil) the liver?
(John) The liver. Yeah.
700
00:35:18,574 --> 00:35:20,660
Yeah. It’s tough, it's
really, it's really tough.
701
00:35:20,743 --> 00:35:22,870
But... is there any way-
702
00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:25,081
-I can make up for
my training?
703
00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:31,838
(Brother Phil) John...
(John) Yeah.
704
00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:34,382
Is this what you
want to do?
705
00:35:34,549 --> 00:35:35,258
(John) Yeah.
706
00:35:35,341 --> 00:35:36,676
(Brother Phil)
Don't say the-
707
00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:39,303
-first thing that
pops in your head.
708
00:35:39,470 --> 00:35:41,430
(Brother Phil) Think about it.
(John) Well, I’m sure-
709
00:35:41,514 --> 00:35:43,349
(Borther Phil) No, no, no,
no. Don't talk.
710
00:35:43,891 --> 00:35:45,810
Just sit and think.
711
00:35:45,893 --> 00:35:47,478
(John) Sure.
(Brother Phil) No, John.
712
00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:51,649
(Brother Phil) Just...
breathe with me.
713
00:36:09,917 --> 00:36:12,879
Do you think when
Satan fell from Heaven...
714
00:36:13,546 --> 00:36:15,840
...his friends saw
him falling?
715
00:36:16,507 --> 00:36:21,512
Or his Mom?
Did he have a Mom?
716
00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:30,354
If I held a gun to your head-
717
00:36:30,605 --> 00:36:32,648
-and told you to say
you love me-
718
00:36:32,773 --> 00:36:37,486
-and you did, does that
constitute love in your mind?
719
00:36:38,821 --> 00:36:40,489
Probably not.
720
00:36:40,615 --> 00:36:44,619
Right. Love can't come
from a place of fear.
721
00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:49,207
The Eucharist...
it’s not about-
722
00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:52,126
-being who somebody
wants you to be.
723
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:55,213
It's about being like Christ.
724
00:36:57,131 --> 00:37:00,927
Can I serve at the
next monthly mass?
725
00:37:02,637 --> 00:37:05,640
If you keep working on
your relationship with God.
726
00:37:06,015 --> 00:37:08,601
No distractions.
727
00:37:08,684 --> 00:37:12,605
Okay.
Thank you, Bro Phil.
728
00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:15,441
Oh. Uh, sorry, am I early?
729
00:37:15,524 --> 00:37:19,820
No, no. Come in, we were
just wrapping it up.
730
00:37:21,989 --> 00:37:25,493
And John... no distract-
731
00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:28,788
[Booming Score]
732
00:38:19,797 --> 00:38:21,799
(John) [whispering] Hey.
733
00:38:21,882 --> 00:38:23,050
(Lilith) [whispering] What?
734
00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:26,137
(John) Can I kiss you?
735
00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:30,141
(Lilith) Uhm... okay...
736
00:38:30,558 --> 00:38:33,519
(Lilith) But!
737
00:38:35,855 --> 00:38:37,064
(Lilith) This is holy water,
from Lordes.
738
00:38:37,189 --> 00:38:40,943
(John) Wow, doesn’t that,
like, cure cancer?
739
00:38:42,361 --> 00:38:46,866
See that dog over there?
740
00:38:47,658 --> 00:38:50,619
[Tense Music]
741
00:38:58,252 --> 00:39:00,546
(Friend) Hi?
742
00:39:00,629 --> 00:39:03,049
Hi, excuse me, can I-
743
00:39:03,132 --> 00:39:04,550
I'm sorry, I, I mean-
744
00:39:04,675 --> 00:39:06,469
-I, I saw you
from over there-
745
00:39:06,552 --> 00:39:08,095
-and I- your dog from
over there-
746
00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:10,139
-and I thought it
looked cute.
747
00:39:10,306 --> 00:39:12,683
Can I pet him, or her?
748
00:39:12,767 --> 00:39:15,019
(Maggie) Guys, does
he look weird?
749
00:39:15,102 --> 00:39:18,314
He's like...
McLovin adjacent.
750
00:39:18,397 --> 00:39:20,024
Yeah, you can pet her.
751
00:39:20,107 --> 00:39:21,609
Okay, cool, yeah.
752
00:39:21,692 --> 00:39:23,569
You know, I love
the McRib, too, uhm...
753
00:39:23,652 --> 00:39:26,530
So uh, how-
how did the game go?
754
00:39:26,614 --> 00:39:27,406
(Maggie) Let's just say-
755
00:39:27,490 --> 00:39:28,282
-the dog did better
than us.
756
00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:29,909
Oh, that’s- sorry to hear.
757
00:39:29,992 --> 00:39:31,952
Like, is it, like,
classically trained?
758
00:39:32,036 --> 00:39:34,955
(Maggie) Well, she is a
professional doggo.
759
00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:38,918
(John) O-okay... so uh...
760
00:39:39,585 --> 00:39:41,837
...have you guys been
here for a while?
761
00:39:41,921 --> 00:39:43,881
A couple hours, yeah.
(John) How long have you-
762
00:39:43,964 --> 00:39:46,092
-how long have you had
him or, her?
763
00:39:46,175 --> 00:39:48,594
(Maggie) Chloe, I've
had her about five years.
764
00:39:48,677 --> 00:39:50,513
(Friend) Excuse me.
What is that?
765
00:39:50,596 --> 00:39:51,347
(John) What is what?
766
00:39:51,430 --> 00:39:52,181
(Friend) What is that that
you're putting in the bowl?
767
00:39:52,264 --> 00:39:53,182
(Maggie) What's going on?
768
00:39:53,265 --> 00:39:54,433
(Friend) He’s putting
something into Chloe’s bowl.
769
00:39:54,517 --> 00:39:55,976
(John) No- no no
it’s holy water!
770
00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:57,728
It’s holy, it’s holy
water from Lordes.
771
00:39:57,812 --> 00:40:00,648
(John) It's fine.
(Friend) Can you leave?
772
00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:01,857
(Owner) What's going on here?
773
00:40:01,941 --> 00:40:03,609
(Maggie) This person is trying
to poison my damn dog.
774
00:40:03,692 --> 00:40:05,611
(John) No no, no, you
can drink it, see! It's-
775
00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:08,531
[Choking]
776
00:40:09,448 --> 00:40:11,617
Sorry.
777
00:40:11,992 --> 00:40:14,954
(Lilith Giggling)
778
00:40:15,913 --> 00:40:18,833
(Lilith) That was fun.
779
00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:20,835
For you, I bet.
780
00:40:20,918 --> 00:40:22,837
For you too!
781
00:40:24,713 --> 00:40:27,591
Can I kiss you?
782
00:40:27,675 --> 00:40:30,678
Take off your sweatshirt.
783
00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:34,432
Okay.
784
00:40:42,398 --> 00:40:45,609
Come under!
785
00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:48,696
Oh, okay.
786
00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:56,912
Let's pretend...
787
00:40:56,996 --> 00:41:00,791
...we're in a cave,
at the bottom of the ocean.
788
00:41:02,168 --> 00:41:05,671
Serene.
789
00:41:24,356 --> 00:41:27,735
Wow.
790
00:41:27,818 --> 00:41:30,779
I think I love you.
791
00:41:30,863 --> 00:41:32,448
You’re silly...
792
00:41:32,531 --> 00:41:36,243
Sorry. Was- was the-
was the kiss not good, or?
793
00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:39,246
No, it was acceptable.
794
00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:41,081
Acceptable? Like, you know-
795
00:41:41,165 --> 00:41:42,958
-compared to all the other
guys you’ve kissed?
796
00:41:43,042 --> 00:41:46,420
Well I haven- well,
I’ve... uhm, I don't know-
797
00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:49,006
-I mean, I've made
out with, like-
798
00:41:49,089 --> 00:41:52,718
-20 or... 40, guys, so...
(John) Uh-huh.
799
00:41:53,844 --> 00:41:57,181
Well, you're the
first girl I've kissed, so...
800
00:41:58,682 --> 00:42:02,102
Well, maybe you
just need more practice.
801
00:42:14,323 --> 00:42:18,244
I'm gonna need you guys
to get off my property.
802
00:42:20,329 --> 00:42:23,249
Right, yeah, o-okay, yeah.
803
00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:36,762
Do you think I'm gay?
804
00:42:36,845 --> 00:42:40,975
(Lilith) What? No.
(John) Okay, okay. Cool.
805
00:42:51,235 --> 00:42:54,196
Do you kiss
other guys like this?
806
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,782
(Lilith) What does that mean?
(John) No, like, am I-
807
00:42:56,865 --> 00:42:59,743
-am I doing better?
808
00:43:06,875 --> 00:43:10,337
Has a guy ever touched you,
like, down there?
809
00:43:12,006 --> 00:43:14,300
Do you not like
kissing me or something?
810
00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:17,344
Yeah, no, I do, I, I do
like kissing you, I’m sorry.
811
00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:19,138
I’m being dumb,
I'm being stupid.
812
00:43:19,221 --> 00:43:21,015
I'm sorry. I just, like...
813
00:43:21,181 --> 00:43:22,266
I don’t know, I
thought if we did-
814
00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:23,601
-something you’ve
never done before-
815
00:43:23,684 --> 00:43:26,687
-then that's how I'd
know you like me.
816
00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:28,314
I just want to kiss-
817
00:43:28,397 --> 00:43:29,523
-and you’re talking
about other guys.
818
00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:30,983
No, no, no, I just,
I just want to kiss, too.
819
00:43:31,066 --> 00:43:33,319
I j- I'm, look, I, I
do like you, okay?
820
00:43:33,402 --> 00:43:35,779
I, I, I mean, I told you I
loved you, so...
821
00:43:35,863 --> 00:43:38,073
(Lilith)
Those are just words.
822
00:43:38,490 --> 00:43:39,950
Okay, well,
how can I-
823
00:43:40,034 --> 00:43:41,452
-show you that
I love you?
824
00:43:45,331 --> 00:43:50,210
What if you, like,
got a Bible, and like...
825
00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:52,087
...lit it on fire?
826
00:43:52,171 --> 00:43:54,048
Jesus, wh- what?
827
00:43:54,131 --> 00:43:55,841
(Lilith) I mean, there's a
lot of Bibles in the world.
828
00:43:55,924 --> 00:43:57,426
Like, literally every hotel
room.
829
00:43:57,509 --> 00:43:59,303
(John) It just seems
like a waste of paper...
830
00:43:59,386 --> 00:44:01,263
[Phone buzzing]
831
00:44:01,347 --> 00:44:04,350
What? Who’s calling you?
832
00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:09,938
(Mary) Hey, baby!
833
00:44:10,022 --> 00:44:14,026
(Mary) John?
Where are you?
834
00:44:22,451 --> 00:44:24,370
You must be
John's little friend.
835
00:44:24,453 --> 00:44:26,330
Yeah. I'm Lilith,
John's girlfriend.
836
00:44:26,413 --> 00:44:28,749
(Lilith) It’s nice to
meet you, Mrs. Santucci.
837
00:44:28,832 --> 00:44:31,460
Oh, I prefer Mrs. Romano,
if you don't mind.
838
00:44:31,543 --> 00:44:33,379
What are you two
doing behind the shed?
839
00:44:33,462 --> 00:44:34,380
We were-
we were just-
840
00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:35,756
-taking pictures.
It’s a nice background.
841
00:44:35,839 --> 00:44:37,091
You know, I- I've-
842
00:44:37,174 --> 00:44:38,634
-heard such nice
things about you.
843
00:44:38,717 --> 00:44:41,303
(Mary) And I've heard
so little about you.
844
00:44:41,387 --> 00:44:43,764
Tell me, Lily, how are you
doing in school?
845
00:44:43,847 --> 00:44:48,644
Uh, very well, so far.
All A's in English, algebra-
846
00:44:48,727 --> 00:44:51,146
-earth science, scriptures,
church history-
847
00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:53,691
Well well well, look at you.
848
00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:56,652
There must be some class
you’re doing poorly in.
849
00:44:56,735 --> 00:44:57,820
(John) Mom, Mom-
850
00:44:57,903 --> 00:44:59,154
(Lilith) Oh, no, I'm pretty
much good at everything.
851
00:44:59,238 --> 00:45:01,699
And what about your faith,
do you attend mass?
852
00:45:01,782 --> 00:45:03,951
Every Sunday.
853
00:45:04,034 --> 00:45:06,286
And what about your
faith, Mrs. Santucci?
854
00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:08,122
Have you gotten an annulment-
855
00:45:08,205 --> 00:45:10,791
-to absolve the sin of
your divorce yet?
856
00:45:13,127 --> 00:45:16,088
[Pained chuckle]
857
00:45:29,017 --> 00:45:32,020
Does she not pass
the Mom test?
858
00:45:32,104 --> 00:45:35,107
(Mary) Do you look happy?
859
00:45:37,985 --> 00:45:39,820
I really like her.
860
00:45:39,903 --> 00:45:43,282
Is that your heart,
or something else?
861
00:45:43,490 --> 00:45:45,242
Wh- what?
862
00:45:45,367 --> 00:45:48,120
(Mary) When you are sucking
face behind a shed-
863
00:45:48,203 --> 00:45:50,914
-is that your heart or
something in your pants?
864
00:45:50,998 --> 00:45:52,291
M-Mom seriously? (Mary) No,
you want to be an adult?
865
00:45:52,374 --> 00:45:53,834
Let's talk like adults.
866
00:45:53,917 --> 00:45:55,794
Why do you like her
so much?
867
00:45:55,919 --> 00:45:58,255
(John) I- I don’t know,
she’s always-
868
00:45:58,338 --> 00:45:59,548
She's really clever.
And she always-
869
00:45:59,631 --> 00:46:01,091
-knows when she
doesn’t like something.
870
00:46:01,175 --> 00:46:02,885
And like, I don't, I
don’t feel like-
871
00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:04,887
-lonely, when
I’m with her.
872
00:46:05,387 --> 00:46:07,890
Great metric. Toss away
all your hopes for a partner-
873
00:46:07,973 --> 00:46:08,932
- and marry so
you can feel less-
874
00:46:09,099 --> 00:46:11,018
-lonely, just- that’s...
875
00:46:11,101 --> 00:46:13,020
works every time.
876
00:46:13,103 --> 00:46:16,106
(John) Okay, Mom.
877
00:46:16,648 --> 00:46:19,610
[Quiet Score]
878
00:46:20,235 --> 00:46:23,238
Hey, can you help
settle a debate?
879
00:46:23,405 --> 00:46:25,574
(Mary) What do you mean?
880
00:46:25,657 --> 00:46:26,950
My friends and I were
arguing about-
881
00:46:27,034 --> 00:46:28,535
-whether the
English Standard-
882
00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:30,454
-or the New Living
Translation-
883
00:46:30,537 --> 00:46:32,372
-is the least holy Bible.
884
00:46:33,957 --> 00:46:35,542
Pff, you’re arguing
least holy-
885
00:46:35,626 --> 00:46:38,170
-and no one brought up
the King James Version?
886
00:46:38,253 --> 00:46:41,215
[Convection Oven DING]
887
00:46:41,465 --> 00:46:43,634
[Gunshots and Zombie
Groans from TV]
888
00:46:43,717 --> 00:46:45,636
(Connor) Pizza Boys
are ready.
889
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:49,223
(Angelo) Oh shit, Garry,
get the Pizza Boys... Garry!
890
00:46:49,723 --> 00:46:52,309
Angelo, is this your Bible?
(Angelo) Huh?
891
00:46:52,392 --> 00:46:54,686
(John) Is this your Bible?
892
00:46:54,770 --> 00:46:56,480
(Angelo) Uh, yeah.
Yeah, that's my dad’s.
893
00:46:56,563 --> 00:46:57,981
(Angelo) Hey, can you
get the Pizza Boys?
894
00:46:58,065 --> 00:46:59,024
(John) Yeah, yeah.
895
00:46:59,107 --> 00:47:00,067
You know, this is,
like, the-
896
00:47:00,150 --> 00:47:01,443
-least Holy Bible
there is.
897
00:47:01,527 --> 00:47:02,653
It’s like negative holy.
(Angelo) Yeah-
898
00:47:02,736 --> 00:47:04,071
Can you please get
the Pizza Boys?
899
00:47:04,154 --> 00:47:05,364
Look at Garry, he’s
fuckin’ losing weight-
900
00:47:05,447 --> 00:47:06,615
-I’m worried about him.
901
00:47:06,698 --> 00:47:08,158
(John) Yeah- I’m just,
I don't know-
902
00:47:08,242 --> 00:47:09,910
-this Bible is like-
903
00:47:09,993 --> 00:47:12,663
I'm not... I’m really
not vibing with it.
904
00:47:12,746 --> 00:47:14,331
Like, could I
bring this to-
905
00:47:14,414 --> 00:47:16,041
-a priest real quick
just so I can-
906
00:47:16,124 --> 00:47:17,084
-exorcise any demons-
907
00:47:17,167 --> 00:47:18,293
-that could be lurking
inside of it?
908
00:47:18,377 --> 00:47:22,256
Yes, sure, sure. Just, get
the Pizza Boys, and uh...
909
00:47:22,339 --> 00:47:24,424
...that uh, that friend
of your girlfriend’s, just-
910
00:47:24,508 --> 00:47:26,426
give me an invitation
to her Sweet 15.
911
00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:27,344
Bridget?
912
00:47:27,427 --> 00:47:29,346
Yeah. Yeah, whatever
her name is-
913
00:47:29,429 --> 00:47:30,889
-I don’t remember.
914
00:47:30,973 --> 00:47:31,932
You got a little crush?
915
00:47:32,015 --> 00:47:34,059
No, I don't have a crush,
I just want to- fuck off!
916
00:47:34,142 --> 00:47:35,477
(John) Why do you
want to see her?
917
00:47:35,561 --> 00:47:36,520
I mean, you don't know
her name-
918
00:47:36,603 --> 00:47:37,688
-but you
want to see her.
919
00:47:37,771 --> 00:47:41,108
(Angelo) The pizza!
(John) Yeah, okay.
920
00:47:41,441 --> 00:47:44,403
[Tense Music]
921
00:48:18,645 --> 00:48:21,607
[Music swells]
922
00:48:44,212 --> 00:48:45,797
(Lilith) Let’s do it now.
923
00:48:45,881 --> 00:48:49,176
(John) Like- like, now,
now? Right now?
924
00:48:49,259 --> 00:48:52,429
(Lilith) Yeah. It would be
so bad. Let’s do it.
925
00:48:54,014 --> 00:48:56,183
(John) I mean, okay,
if you want...
926
00:49:01,813 --> 00:49:04,524
Oh. You’re...
pretty wet down there.
927
00:49:04,608 --> 00:49:06,360
(Lilith)
Well, yeah, we’ve-
928
00:49:06,443 --> 00:49:09,154
-been making out
for a half hour.
929
00:49:09,237 --> 00:49:10,322
Yeah, but I'm also
kind of feeling-
930
00:49:10,405 --> 00:49:11,573
-you’re kind of hairy-
931
00:49:11,657 --> 00:49:12,908
-down there too.
932
00:49:12,991 --> 00:49:14,451
Does that mean
you only half like me?
933
00:49:14,534 --> 00:49:17,079
(Lilith) What- am I
supposed to be shaved?
934
00:49:17,162 --> 00:49:17,996
(John) No no no no no no.
935
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:19,915
I just, you know, I have it
on good information-
936
00:49:19,998 --> 00:49:22,125
-that if you're shaved-
937
00:49:22,209 --> 00:49:25,045
-then that means
you're really excited.
938
00:49:25,128 --> 00:49:27,422
(Lilith) Oh, are you shaved?
939
00:49:27,506 --> 00:49:28,632
(John) Well, no,
but I can be-
940
00:49:28,757 --> 00:49:29,883
-my Mom has a
razor at home-
941
00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:31,593
(Lilith) Okay, just- stop.
942
00:49:31,718 --> 00:49:33,762
Can you just finger me
and we both keep our pubes?
943
00:49:33,845 --> 00:49:37,349
(John) Yeah, okay.
944
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,310
(John) Uhm sorry, how am I-
945
00:49:40,394 --> 00:49:43,939
(Lilith) No, I think you have
to like, move, your finger.
946
00:49:44,231 --> 00:49:46,191
(John) Oh, oh, okay, how-
here?
947
00:49:46,274 --> 00:49:49,277
(Lilith) No, that’s my thigh.
948
00:49:50,153 --> 00:49:52,072
(John) Oh, uhm...
949
00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:55,325
(Lilith) Oh yeah...
that one’s good, just like-
950
00:50:04,793 --> 00:50:07,045
[Cheesy Meditation Music]
951
00:50:07,129 --> 00:50:10,632
(Affirmation Voice) Welcome
to affirmations for abundance.
952
00:50:11,591 --> 00:50:15,971
Before we begin, take in
a deep centering breath...
953
00:50:16,054 --> 00:50:19,182
...in through your nose...
954
00:50:19,266 --> 00:50:21,476
...and out through your mouth.
955
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,812
(John) Hey, Dad.
(Pete) Come in.
956
00:50:23,979 --> 00:50:25,939
(Afifrmation Voice)
I am inviting infinite wealth-
957
00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:29,943
(Pete) I am inviting infinite
wealth into my life.
958
00:50:31,778 --> 00:50:33,321
You want to meditate?
959
00:50:33,405 --> 00:50:34,489
I'm okay. Thanks.
960
00:50:34,573 --> 00:50:39,411
(Pete) I use money to
improve the lives of others.
961
00:50:40,245 --> 00:50:42,914
Actually, can I talk
to you for a second?
962
00:50:42,998 --> 00:50:45,584
[Meditation Music Stops]
963
00:50:45,667 --> 00:50:46,668
You okay?
964
00:50:46,752 --> 00:50:49,671
(John) Yeah. Of course,
Dad, I'm just...
965
00:50:49,755 --> 00:50:52,674
...are you all right?
966
00:50:52,758 --> 00:50:56,136
Um, yeah.
967
00:50:57,387 --> 00:50:58,680
Do you know when
the last time-
968
00:50:58,764 --> 00:51:00,557
-you went
to confession was?
969
00:51:00,682 --> 00:51:03,685
Ahh, John...
970
00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:06,855
Well...
971
00:51:06,938 --> 00:51:09,399
...it's been a while.
(John) Hmm.
972
00:51:18,950 --> 00:51:21,328
See this?
973
00:51:21,411 --> 00:51:23,455
This is your soul.
974
00:51:23,538 --> 00:51:28,293
And every time you, uh,
get a divorce, or whatever...
975
00:51:31,630 --> 00:51:33,131
You do that.
976
00:51:33,215 --> 00:51:34,841
And that's not going
to fly-
977
00:51:34,925 --> 00:51:36,927
-when you get
judged after you die.
978
00:51:37,010 --> 00:51:39,471
And I want to hang out
with you in Heaven.
979
00:51:39,554 --> 00:51:42,557
So could you just
go to confession?
980
00:51:44,351 --> 00:51:45,811
John...
981
00:51:45,894 --> 00:51:48,897
I really want to hang out
with you, too.
982
00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:52,901
Listen...
983
00:51:52,984 --> 00:51:56,738
Everybody has to find their
peace thing in this world.
984
00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:00,700
You know? And this...
985
00:52:01,701 --> 00:52:03,078
This is my peace thing.
986
00:52:03,161 --> 00:52:04,538
(Pete) Why don’t you
try it with me?
987
00:52:04,621 --> 00:52:06,748
(John) Yeah, but that's just-
988
00:52:06,832 --> 00:52:08,917
No.
989
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,169
(Pete) Why don’t you try-
(John) Because it's pagan.
990
00:52:11,253 --> 00:52:14,673
God, just like Harry Potter
and The Golden Compass?
991
00:52:14,756 --> 00:52:16,216
You're not going to
get anything out of this.
992
00:52:16,299 --> 00:52:17,342
It's just people saying words.
993
00:52:17,425 --> 00:52:20,095
That’s exactly how I feel
about your mother's religion.
994
00:52:20,178 --> 00:52:22,389
It's not Mom's religion,
it's THE religion. It’s God.
995
00:52:22,472 --> 00:52:25,100
And I'm trying to help
you so you don't get-
996
00:52:25,183 --> 00:52:26,518
-butt fucked by pedophiles
in Hell for eternity.
997
00:52:26,601 --> 00:52:29,604
Yeah, well, I hope they
have lube down there.
998
00:52:30,438 --> 00:52:33,441
(Pete) You mind turning
on my pagan radio?
999
00:52:35,193 --> 00:52:38,196
(Pete) Seriously?!
1000
00:52:45,453 --> 00:52:48,456
(Lilith V.O.)
Say hi to your finger for me.
1001
00:52:51,835 --> 00:52:53,461
(John V.O.)
Did you like it?
1002
00:52:53,545 --> 00:52:55,255
Was it the best ever?
1003
00:52:58,758 --> 00:53:02,095
What are we doing
next weekend? Winky face.
1004
00:53:04,723 --> 00:53:07,767
P.S., can Bridget give a
Sweet 15 invite to Angelo?
1005
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,981
(Lilith) Hey!
1006
00:53:18,445 --> 00:53:20,405
[Clock ticking]
1007
00:53:24,910 --> 00:53:25,744
(Lilith V.O.) How about this?
1008
00:53:25,869 --> 00:53:26,828
You steal a Eucharist
from the sacristy-
1009
00:53:27,037 --> 00:53:28,079
-take a shit on it-
1010
00:53:28,205 --> 00:53:29,414
-and we can maybe
go to third base.
1011
00:53:29,497 --> 00:53:31,041
Winky face with eyelashes.
1012
00:53:31,124 --> 00:53:33,210
P.S., Bridget, says sure.
1013
00:53:33,293 --> 00:53:35,962
(John) That seems a little
too evil, right?
1014
00:53:36,046 --> 00:53:39,007
Like, poop is
really disgusting.
1015
00:53:41,343 --> 00:53:44,095
I mean, sure, if you
like poop that much.
1016
00:53:44,179 --> 00:53:46,056
Didn't know you were
that kinky-
1017
00:53:46,139 --> 00:53:48,642
-winky face,
poop emoji.
1018
00:53:55,065 --> 00:53:56,316
(Mr. De Luca)
Climate change!
1019
00:53:56,399 --> 00:53:58,318
Is there really
climate change going on?
1020
00:53:58,401 --> 00:53:59,361
Or is this just-
1021
00:53:59,444 --> 00:54:00,654
-the way things are
supposed to be?
1022
00:54:00,737 --> 00:54:03,573
I'd like you to be
skeptical about that.
1023
00:54:06,743 --> 00:54:07,911
(Lilith V.O.) Okay, fine.
1024
00:54:07,994 --> 00:54:10,997
How about you just
pee on it instead?
1025
00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:16,044
[Church Organ Song]
1026
00:54:34,521 --> 00:54:35,313
(John) Body of Christ.
1027
00:54:35,397 --> 00:54:38,400
(Student) Amen.
1028
00:54:39,734 --> 00:54:40,402
Body of Christ.
1029
00:54:40,485 --> 00:54:43,363
Amen.
1030
00:54:43,989 --> 00:54:44,990
Body of Christ.
1031
00:54:45,073 --> 00:54:46,866
Amen.
1032
00:54:48,952 --> 00:54:50,620
Body of...
1033
00:54:58,628 --> 00:54:59,629
...Christ?
1034
00:54:59,713 --> 00:55:03,758
Chr- yeah, Bo- sorry,
Body of Christ.
1035
00:55:06,303 --> 00:55:08,179
Just- B- Body of Christ,
Body of Christ
1036
00:55:08,263 --> 00:55:09,055
Amen.
1037
00:55:10,140 --> 00:55:11,808
(John) Body of Christ...
1038
00:55:11,891 --> 00:55:13,768
Body of Christ-
1039
00:55:13,852 --> 00:55:15,729
Christ of Body-
1040
00:55:15,812 --> 00:55:17,814
Body, Body, oh,
you get two-
1041
00:55:17,897 --> 00:55:20,400
Christ, Christ-
1042
00:55:20,483 --> 00:55:24,154
Body of...
1043
00:55:28,950 --> 00:55:31,911
(Lilith) Hey! Psst.
1044
00:55:32,829 --> 00:55:36,916
Hey... I'll, I'll do
the pee thing.
1045
00:55:43,048 --> 00:55:46,051
Feed it to her.
1046
00:55:48,136 --> 00:55:50,388
What?
1047
00:55:50,472 --> 00:55:52,724
Piss on it...
1048
00:55:52,807 --> 00:55:55,810
...and feed it to her.
1049
00:56:07,238 --> 00:56:10,241
(John) Body of Christ.
1050
00:56:12,702 --> 00:56:15,705
Amen.
1051
00:56:25,673 --> 00:56:27,425
(Teacher)
Okay, girls, take all-
1052
00:56:27,509 --> 00:56:29,427
-your things and
come with me.
1053
00:56:42,649 --> 00:56:45,276
Yup. They're gonna
talk to us about fucking.
1054
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:47,320
(John) For real?
(Angelo) Yeah, man.
1055
00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:50,949
Girls and guys separated,
boy teacher with the guys?
1056
00:56:51,032 --> 00:56:53,201
We’re gonna get some
penis-in-vagina talk!
1057
00:56:53,284 --> 00:56:55,662
Wow, that’s cool- not that,
you know, I’ll be needing-
1058
00:56:55,745 --> 00:56:57,247
-any tips or anything.
1059
00:56:57,330 --> 00:56:59,624
Oh, shut the fuck up.
1060
00:57:00,083 --> 00:57:02,794
Ehh... by the, by the way-
1061
00:57:02,877 --> 00:57:04,963
Why were you in Brother
Phil's office the other day?
1062
00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:09,676
Oh... it's nothing-
it’s stupid.
1063
00:57:10,176 --> 00:57:12,679
My grades suck, and I'm
trying to convince the school-
1064
00:57:12,762 --> 00:57:15,223
-it’s because my Dad died.
1065
00:57:15,306 --> 00:57:16,724
Your Dad actually died?
1066
00:57:16,808 --> 00:57:19,769
(Angelo) Uhh, yeah.
1067
00:57:19,853 --> 00:57:22,188
Cancer of the liver.
1068
00:57:22,272 --> 00:57:25,859
Oh, dude. Fuck. I'm so,
I'm so sorry I didn't-
1069
00:57:25,942 --> 00:57:27,485
It's, it's all right.
1070
00:57:27,569 --> 00:57:28,945
You're good. I'm, I'm okay.
1071
00:57:29,028 --> 00:57:30,363
No, I'm sorry I
asked you to-
1072
00:57:30,488 --> 00:57:31,698
-lie about cancer
to Brother Phil.
1073
00:57:31,781 --> 00:57:32,782
Like, holy...
1074
00:57:32,866 --> 00:57:35,076
Hey, it's a good
enough lie, alright?
1075
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:36,411
Cancers out here
fucking shit up.
1076
00:57:36,494 --> 00:57:40,081
So, it’s perfect. You’re good.
1077
00:57:40,915 --> 00:57:44,461
Wait, wait- so, that
Bible was your Dad's?
1078
00:57:45,336 --> 00:57:46,629
Yeah...
1079
00:57:46,713 --> 00:57:50,967
He was an Anglican, and he uh,
he really loved the thing.
1080
00:57:51,050 --> 00:57:54,053
(Mr. Myers)
Clap once if you can hear me.
1081
00:57:55,180 --> 00:57:58,183
Clap twice if you can hear me.
1082
00:57:59,350 --> 00:58:04,397
All right, men.
[manly groan] Men!
1083
00:58:07,192 --> 00:58:09,444
Can we be real for a second?
1084
00:58:09,527 --> 00:58:12,530
Raise your hand if we
can be real for a second.
1085
00:58:13,656 --> 00:58:15,492
Okay.
1086
00:58:15,575 --> 00:58:19,871
Raise your hand,
if you like girls.
1087
00:58:21,581 --> 00:58:25,084
Uh-huh. Raise your hand
if you care about girls.
1088
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:29,214
Now raise your hand
if you want to fall in love.
1089
00:58:29,297 --> 00:58:32,425
Raise your hand
if you want to have a family!
1090
00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:35,762
Raise your hand
if you want to marry a slut!
1091
00:58:39,849 --> 00:58:44,521
Oh... Huh. Nobody?
1092
00:58:46,564 --> 00:58:49,567
Nobody wants to marry a slut.
1093
00:58:49,901 --> 00:58:51,277
Garry-
1094
00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:53,363
How about you?
You want to marry a slut?
1095
00:58:53,446 --> 00:58:56,366
Slu- No no no, no,
I don't want to marry a slut-
1096
00:58:56,449 --> 00:58:58,785
-they’re... sm- smelly.
1097
00:58:58,868 --> 00:59:00,620
They’re very-
they’re very smelly.
1098
00:59:00,703 --> 00:59:03,331
(Mr. Myers) Come on Garry,
anybody can smell.
1099
00:59:03,456 --> 00:59:06,834
(Mr. Myers) Connor O'Connor
smells, is he a slut?
1100
00:59:06,918 --> 00:59:09,879
[Laughter]
1101
00:59:10,046 --> 00:59:14,467
There was once a beautiful
17 year-old woman-
1102
00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:17,512
-at a party.
1103
00:59:18,721 --> 00:59:21,474
She made a mistake that night.
1104
00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:24,561
She had a beer.
1105
00:59:24,852 --> 00:59:27,855
That beer took her
to a dark place...
1106
00:59:28,606 --> 00:59:31,609
...it made her lustful.
1107
00:59:33,278 --> 00:59:35,863
That lady was hit on
by a young man-
1108
00:59:35,947 --> 00:59:38,950
-who asked her to
join him upstairs.
1109
00:59:40,451 --> 00:59:42,870
She was going to go with
him, she was gonna f-
1110
00:59:45,540 --> 00:59:48,543
She was going to
have sex with him.
1111
00:59:48,668 --> 00:59:50,295
But as she was going...
1112
00:59:50,378 --> 00:59:53,798
...she was approached by
a good Samaritan.
1113
00:59:54,882 --> 00:59:58,177
It was a young man.
1114
00:59:59,596 --> 01:00:01,764
He asked the lady-
1115
01:00:01,848 --> 01:00:04,475
-what she thought her
soul would look like-
1116
01:00:04,559 --> 01:00:07,562
-if she went through
with the act.
1117
01:00:08,313 --> 01:00:09,772
That young woman-
1118
01:00:09,856 --> 01:00:12,859
-went home a virgin
that night.
1119
01:00:14,110 --> 01:00:16,988
That young woman was
a virgin when I met her.
1120
01:00:17,071 --> 01:00:19,907
And yes, that beautiful
young woman was a virgin-
1121
01:00:19,991 --> 01:00:22,994
-when I married her.
1122
01:00:23,661 --> 01:00:26,831
Now men, I am asking
you for one favor-
1123
01:00:27,498 --> 01:00:30,460
-on behalf of
the man upstairs.
1124
01:00:32,378 --> 01:00:33,588
If Mrs. Myers wasn't
a virgin-
1125
01:00:33,713 --> 01:00:34,964
-I wouldn't have
married her-
1126
01:00:35,048 --> 01:00:37,634
-you understand?
1127
01:00:37,717 --> 01:00:38,926
I'm asking you today-
1128
01:00:39,010 --> 01:00:41,846
-I'm asking you every day.
1129
01:00:41,929 --> 01:00:44,641
Be good Samaritans.
1130
01:00:44,724 --> 01:00:47,727
Don't go around
turning girls into sluts.
1131
01:00:48,686 --> 01:00:51,230
(Lilith) Pinch my nipples.
1132
01:00:51,314 --> 01:00:53,483
(John) Like, hard?
1133
01:00:53,566 --> 01:00:55,109
(Lilith)
No, like, twist a little bit.
1134
01:01:03,201 --> 01:01:06,162
[John clears throat]
1135
01:01:07,455 --> 01:01:10,416
[John clears throat again]
1136
01:01:10,750 --> 01:01:13,127
Okay, do you have to
cough or something, or, like?
1137
01:01:13,211 --> 01:01:16,172
No, no, no I’m good,
just need some water- after-
1138
01:01:16,255 --> 01:01:18,800
(Lilith) Okay.
1139
01:01:22,887 --> 01:01:25,014
Do you think this is okay?
1140
01:01:25,098 --> 01:01:28,101
I think you're doing
the best you can.
1141
01:01:28,184 --> 01:01:29,602
No, not the nipples.
1142
01:01:29,686 --> 01:01:32,271
I just...
1143
01:01:32,355 --> 01:01:35,358
Do you think it's okay
to be doing all this?
1144
01:01:35,983 --> 01:01:37,860
I like it, do you not?
1145
01:01:37,944 --> 01:01:40,988
Yeah, yeah I do, it's just...
1146
01:01:41,739 --> 01:01:45,201
I don’t know, don't you
want to get married one day?
1147
01:01:45,284 --> 01:01:47,286
What?
1148
01:01:47,370 --> 01:01:49,330
Well, if you're a slut, then-
1149
01:01:49,622 --> 01:01:51,499
-like, I don't think a guy
would want to marry you.
1150
01:01:51,582 --> 01:01:53,334
(Lilith) You think I'm a slut?
(John) No no no no no-
1151
01:01:53,501 --> 01:01:54,752
I, Mr. Myers was saying-
1152
01:01:54,836 --> 01:01:55,878
And I don't want
you to be alone.
1153
01:01:56,045 --> 01:01:57,296
(Lilith) Why would I be alone?
1154
01:01:57,380 --> 01:01:58,464
Because I touched your vagina-
1155
01:01:58,548 --> 01:01:59,882
Are you breaking up-
1156
01:02:00,049 --> 01:02:01,759
-with me because you
touched my nipples?
1157
01:02:01,843 --> 01:02:03,636
No, no, no,
I love your nipples.
1158
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:05,680
I just I, I don't know,
I’d marry you-
1159
01:02:05,847 --> 01:02:07,390
-but, like, what if
by doing all this-
1160
01:02:07,473 --> 01:02:08,474
-I prevent some great
guy-
1161
01:02:08,558 --> 01:02:09,726
-from wanting
to marry you?
1162
01:02:09,809 --> 01:02:12,353
I don't want to talk about
other guys or marriage!
1163
01:02:12,437 --> 01:02:13,896
Okay no fine, I don't
want to marry you-
1164
01:02:14,063 --> 01:02:15,606
-but like I would if
nobody else did-
1165
01:02:15,690 --> 01:02:16,941
-because I'd feel bad for-
1166
01:02:17,024 --> 01:02:18,693
-turning you into
more of a slut.
1167
01:02:18,818 --> 01:02:19,944
(John) Ow.
(Lilith) More of a slut?
1168
01:02:20,027 --> 01:02:22,739
(Lilith) Okay what do you
mean, more of a slut?
1169
01:02:22,822 --> 01:02:23,865
You said you made out
with, like-
1170
01:02:23,948 --> 01:02:25,241
-40 guys
or whatever.
1171
01:02:25,324 --> 01:02:27,285
I said that to
look cool, idiot.
1172
01:02:27,368 --> 01:02:29,120
I’ve never even
held hands before you.
1173
01:02:29,203 --> 01:02:30,997
How was I supposed
to know that?
1174
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:33,541
It's like, everything
is so fucking boring!
1175
01:02:34,125 --> 01:02:36,502
It's like-
pray before every class-
1176
01:02:36,586 --> 01:02:37,670
-like, don't wear that-
1177
01:02:37,754 --> 01:02:40,548
-don't be that, it's like, I
don't know, okay?
1178
01:02:40,631 --> 01:02:42,884
But I live in a different
fucking world in my head.
1179
01:02:42,967 --> 01:02:45,094
And I ride motorcycles and-
1180
01:02:45,178 --> 01:02:47,388
-and I paint murals and
I'm so beautiful-
1181
01:02:47,472 --> 01:02:49,974
-I'm like, fucking
Helen of Troy, okay?!
1182
01:02:50,057 --> 01:02:53,269
And I kiss everyone and do
whatever the fuck I want!
1183
01:02:57,148 --> 01:03:00,109
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1184
01:03:00,943 --> 01:03:02,487
I want to go in the
world inside your head.
1185
01:03:02,570 --> 01:03:05,573
It sounds amazing.
1186
01:03:06,699 --> 01:03:08,534
No.
1187
01:03:08,868 --> 01:03:09,702
Lilith, I-
1188
01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:11,996
Just don’t fucking
come near me!
1189
01:03:40,900 --> 01:03:43,903
(Mary) That was some
performance at Mass.
1190
01:03:47,573 --> 01:03:50,576
Ready for prayer?
1191
01:03:52,453 --> 01:03:55,456
In the name of the Father,
Son, Holy Spirit.
1192
01:03:58,376 --> 01:04:00,628
Dear Lord, thank you-
1193
01:04:00,711 --> 01:04:03,130
-for bringing us together
on this night.
1194
01:04:06,509 --> 01:04:09,512
John.
1195
01:04:09,637 --> 01:04:12,640
John?
1196
01:04:12,765 --> 01:04:15,601
Do you have anything
you'd like to thank God for?
1197
01:04:15,726 --> 01:04:18,729
God's not real.
1198
01:04:18,938 --> 01:04:20,648
What was that?
1199
01:04:20,773 --> 01:04:23,693
I don't want to pray,
God isn't real.
1200
01:04:27,029 --> 01:04:29,991
(Mary) Uh...
1201
01:04:30,408 --> 01:04:33,578
In my house, we thank God
for what we receive.
1202
01:04:33,703 --> 01:04:35,621
No, no.
1203
01:04:35,705 --> 01:04:37,039
I'm not feeding a heathen.
1204
01:04:37,123 --> 01:04:38,749
I'm not hungry.
1205
01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:39,917
Wh- I don’t even-
what is this?
1206
01:04:40,001 --> 01:04:40,877
What is this?
1207
01:04:41,002 --> 01:04:44,005
I don't even know
what I'm looking at.
1208
01:04:44,130 --> 01:04:46,215
What has your father
been telling you? Because-
1209
01:04:46,299 --> 01:04:47,842
(Bang on table)
Nothing! Nothing!
1210
01:04:47,925 --> 01:04:50,428
He never fucking says
anything to me, okay?!
1211
01:04:50,511 --> 01:04:53,514
Stop fucking talking
about him.
1212
01:04:56,183 --> 01:04:59,186
(Mary) Go to your room.
1213
01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:23,628
(Mary) Give me that.
1214
01:05:28,007 --> 01:05:30,968
(Mary) Your father called
this afternoon.
1215
01:05:31,594 --> 01:05:32,470
A few days ago, you
were-
1216
01:05:32,553 --> 01:05:33,554
-asking him to
go to confession-
1217
01:05:33,638 --> 01:05:36,474
-now you're saying
that God's not real.
1218
01:05:36,557 --> 01:05:38,476
Baby, what's going on?
1219
01:05:38,559 --> 01:05:41,562
I'm just worried about...
1220
01:05:42,063 --> 01:05:44,649
...Dad’s soul, is all
1221
01:05:44,732 --> 01:05:48,194
He’s been doing a lot of-
he’s been sinning a lot.
1222
01:05:48,402 --> 01:05:49,862
Sweetie, it's not your job-
1223
01:05:49,987 --> 01:05:52,281
-to get your father
into Heaven.
1224
01:05:53,199 --> 01:05:56,202
It's uhm...
1225
01:05:57,578 --> 01:05:59,956
It was supposed
to be my job.
1226
01:06:00,039 --> 01:06:03,042
Hard job.
1227
01:06:03,459 --> 01:06:06,462
(Mary) Yeah.
1228
01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:11,717
He's always gambling
until, like, 5 a.m...
1229
01:06:13,052 --> 01:06:16,055
Or like, making out
with his money.
1230
01:06:17,807 --> 01:06:20,810
Yeah, he only has eyes
for his ‘god’...
1231
01:06:21,727 --> 01:06:24,730
...’god’ with a small g.
1232
01:06:27,108 --> 01:06:30,111
I'm sorry Dad hurt you.
1233
01:06:39,495 --> 01:06:42,498
I'm sorry he doesn't
make you feel seen.
1234
01:06:48,587 --> 01:06:51,549
(Mary) Baby?
1235
01:06:53,509 --> 01:06:56,512
Do I make you feel seen?
1236
01:06:59,473 --> 01:07:02,101
Mhm, yeah. Totally.
1237
01:07:11,235 --> 01:07:13,237
I just feel, like...
1238
01:07:14,405 --> 01:07:19,160
...I feel like when Dad sins,
it’s like, he just-
1239
01:07:19,243 --> 01:07:22,246
-like, he does it naturally.
1240
01:07:22,329 --> 01:07:25,332
I don't think he thinks
it's wrong all the time.
1241
01:07:25,541 --> 01:07:27,376
Why would, like, why
would God do that?
1242
01:07:27,460 --> 01:07:30,463
Like, make you want
to do something bad?
1243
01:07:32,715 --> 01:07:35,718
Are you talking about
your Dad right now?
1244
01:07:36,218 --> 01:07:38,012
Are you doing anything
more than kissing her?
1245
01:07:38,095 --> 01:07:38,971
No- what, Mom!
1246
01:07:39,055 --> 01:07:41,307
It is a mortal sin if you are.
1247
01:07:41,390 --> 01:07:42,349
I know, I know it is.
1248
01:07:42,433 --> 01:07:44,310
And you don't want to be
with anybody-
1249
01:07:44,393 --> 01:07:46,479
-who hurts your soul...
1250
01:07:46,896 --> 01:07:49,023
...even if they make you
feel less lonely.
1251
01:07:49,106 --> 01:07:51,817
I swear on God I'm
not doing anything else-
1252
01:07:51,901 --> 01:07:53,360
-we don't even kiss,
really, like-
1253
01:07:53,444 --> 01:07:56,447
-like kissing makes me
feel impure.
1254
01:07:57,490 --> 01:08:00,076
Okay, good.
1255
01:08:00,159 --> 01:08:02,536
(Mary) I love you, I love you.
1256
01:08:02,620 --> 01:08:04,747
I love you extra...
1257
01:08:07,249 --> 01:08:09,752
Okay...
1258
01:08:17,134 --> 01:08:18,803
[Christian rock song]
1259
01:08:30,731 --> 01:08:32,983
I love your-
I love your drawings.
1260
01:09:10,771 --> 01:09:14,358
Is there anything I can do
to make this better?
1261
01:09:14,441 --> 01:09:17,444
Please.
1262
01:09:17,653 --> 01:09:19,113
(Lilith) Mr. Myers?
1263
01:09:19,864 --> 01:09:21,115
Yeah.
1264
01:09:21,198 --> 01:09:24,326
Could I please be seated near
some more girls?
1265
01:09:24,952 --> 01:09:26,328
I just uhm...
1266
01:09:26,412 --> 01:09:31,083
I don't want to be turned into
a slut by all these boys.
1267
01:09:32,585 --> 01:09:36,005
Yes, Miss Arquette,
that’s very prudent.
1268
01:09:36,088 --> 01:09:38,340
John, why don't you
switch to the other side-
1269
01:09:38,424 --> 01:09:41,886
-of the classroom?
1270
01:09:44,388 --> 01:09:46,599
(Angelo) I got an outfit
picked out and everything.
1271
01:09:46,724 --> 01:09:47,766
And do you know the
fucking-
1272
01:09:47,892 --> 01:09:49,143
-girl-to-guy ratio
at these things?
1273
01:09:49,226 --> 01:09:52,062
It’s going to be like me
and John in a sea of boobs.
1274
01:09:52,146 --> 01:09:53,397
And, you know,
she's got to act like-
1275
01:09:53,522 --> 01:09:54,690
-she has a few guy friends-
1276
01:09:54,773 --> 01:09:56,150
-you know, whatever, right?
1277
01:09:56,275 --> 01:09:57,985
(Angelo) I'm probably gonna
get a fucking candle.
1278
01:09:58,110 --> 01:09:59,612
(Connor)
Shut up, a fucking candle?
1279
01:09:59,737 --> 01:10:01,530
God, he's not
getting a candle.
1280
01:10:02,573 --> 01:10:03,532
I'm sorry.
1281
01:10:03,616 --> 01:10:05,659
You're-
you're delusional, dude.
1282
01:10:05,743 --> 01:10:07,036
Oh, okay. No, it’s okay.
1283
01:10:07,119 --> 01:10:09,872
John's just upset because
he's dating a slut.
1284
01:10:09,955 --> 01:10:11,498
You fucking-
you told me to finger her.
1285
01:10:11,582 --> 01:10:12,791
No, I didn't-
1286
01:10:12,875 --> 01:10:14,668
-I said you wouldn't know
if she was into you-
1287
01:10:14,752 --> 01:10:16,045
-unless she was
wet and shaved.
1288
01:10:16,128 --> 01:10:18,464
That's different.
Is that not different?
1289
01:10:18,589 --> 01:10:19,715
What the-
whatever, man.
1290
01:10:19,798 --> 01:10:21,383
All you do is
jerk off to sluts.
1291
01:10:21,508 --> 01:10:23,969
What does that
make you, huh?
1292
01:10:24,053 --> 01:10:25,304
Shut up and eat
your fucking nuggets.
1293
01:10:25,429 --> 01:10:27,431
No no no, you're a fucking
loser, you know that?
1294
01:10:27,514 --> 01:10:28,891
Like, why don't you
just-
1295
01:10:28,974 --> 01:10:31,018
-talk to girls instead
of being weird?
1296
01:10:31,685 --> 01:10:33,020
Here, talk to Garry
like he's a girl.
1297
01:10:33,103 --> 01:10:34,438
A girl is just Garry
with boobs.
1298
01:10:34,521 --> 01:10:39,109
Garry, Garry, Garry,
Garry, you're a girl.
1299
01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:41,487
You're a girl. Go.
(Garry) [drowsy] I’m a girl?
1300
01:10:41,570 --> 01:10:43,113
(John)
Go, come on, talk to Garry.
1301
01:10:43,239 --> 01:10:44,448
Come on. What's the plan?
1302
01:10:44,573 --> 01:10:45,991
Talk to Garry like
he's a girl, go!
1303
01:10:46,408 --> 01:10:47,868
Okay, it’s not that fucking
simple!
1304
01:10:47,993 --> 01:10:50,204
(John) Yeah it is.
You're just scared.
1305
01:10:51,247 --> 01:10:52,373
(Angelo) [mumbling] Fuck you.
(John) The fuck?
1306
01:10:52,456 --> 01:10:54,375
(John) Fucking baby. Fuck you!
(Angelo) No fuck you!
1307
01:10:54,458 --> 01:10:55,042
Why don't you get
a new table-
1308
01:10:55,125 --> 01:10:55,834
-you fucking asshole?!
1309
01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:57,711
Why don’t you get
a new Dad, bitch?!
1310
01:11:01,173 --> 01:11:04,551
(Garry) Woah...
1311
01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:14,061
Wait, man, I...
1312
01:11:14,144 --> 01:11:15,688
Find a new table.
1313
01:11:15,813 --> 01:11:17,523
(John)
Okay, let me just apologize-
1314
01:11:17,606 --> 01:11:19,650
(Connor) Go.
(John) But I-
1315
01:11:19,775 --> 01:11:23,988
(Connor) Come on, come on.
1316
01:11:29,743 --> 01:11:33,080
[All sound vanishes]
1317
01:11:44,842 --> 01:11:46,051
(Brother Phil)
What are you going-
1318
01:11:46,176 --> 01:11:47,428
-to do with him?
1319
01:11:47,511 --> 01:11:49,054
I’m-I'm sorry, this is-
1320
01:11:49,138 --> 01:11:52,099
-this looks bad.
This looks really bad.
1321
01:11:52,182 --> 01:11:55,102
But, my grandpa, is not,
he's not doing well-
1322
01:11:55,185 --> 01:11:56,895
I just wanted to give him
final communion.
1323
01:11:56,979 --> 01:11:59,023
Please... don't make me
an accessory to sin.
1324
01:11:59,106 --> 01:12:01,150
I'm serious. No!
My grandpa, he's sick.
1325
01:12:01,233 --> 01:12:04,737
John, don't insult me!
1326
01:12:06,905 --> 01:12:08,365
Wh- what are you looking
at me like that for?
1327
01:12:08,449 --> 01:12:09,074
What do you want?
1328
01:12:09,158 --> 01:12:10,284
What are you going to do, huh-
1329
01:12:10,409 --> 01:12:11,744
-you're going to get me
kicked out or something?
1330
01:12:11,827 --> 01:12:13,037
I don't, I don't fucking care.
1331
01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:15,622
I don't want to be here
anyway. I hate it here.
1332
01:12:24,882 --> 01:12:28,093
God gives us free will, John.
1333
01:12:28,218 --> 01:12:30,971
If you embrace him,
it'll be with an open heart-
1334
01:12:31,096 --> 01:12:34,099
-and an open mind.
1335
01:12:34,224 --> 01:12:36,769
Anything less
wouldn't be a choice.
1336
01:12:40,481 --> 01:12:43,484
I trust you.
1337
01:12:48,447 --> 01:12:51,408
(Intense Score Bursts In)
1338
01:13:20,270 --> 01:13:23,232
(Score Builds Intensity)
1339
01:13:26,985 --> 01:13:29,947
(Score Drops Out Hard)
1340
01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:44,461
(Tense Score Returns)
1341
01:13:45,629 --> 01:13:48,590
I’m sorry.
1342
01:13:55,848 --> 01:13:58,350
(Dissonant Score)
1343
01:13:58,350 --> 01:14:00,727
(Sin Powerpoint Voice)
Have I thrown up food-
1344
01:14:00,811 --> 01:14:03,814
-when I wasn't feeling ill?
1345
01:14:04,398 --> 01:14:07,401
Have I eaten too much
in one sitting?
1346
01:14:09,361 --> 01:14:12,364
(Sin Powerpoint Voice)
Do I have an eating disorder?
1347
01:14:13,907 --> 01:14:17,327
Hey, don't take this stuff
too seriously, all right?
1348
01:14:17,411 --> 01:14:18,996
It's fucking stupid.
1349
01:14:19,079 --> 01:14:23,417
Thanks, uhm, I- I just...
1350
01:14:23,500 --> 01:14:25,419
It's really hard to deal with
food without having-
1351
01:14:25,502 --> 01:14:27,254
-to think about sin,
or whatever.
1352
01:14:27,337 --> 01:14:30,340
Yeah, no, I get it.
1353
01:14:31,633 --> 01:14:34,178
And hey, even if you do
have an eating disorder-
1354
01:14:34,261 --> 01:14:37,097
-I still think you're
really cute, so.
1355
01:14:37,681 --> 01:14:39,892
What?
1356
01:14:39,975 --> 01:14:43,270
I’m- I’m saying you’re
still cute with a dis-
1357
01:14:44,229 --> 01:14:45,814
-nevermind.
1358
01:14:48,817 --> 01:14:51,361
(Student)
Thank you, Father.
1359
01:14:54,239 --> 01:14:56,700
(Mr. Myers) Okay, Bridget.
Go see Father Albert.
1360
01:14:56,783 --> 01:14:59,286
Have I touched another
person’s breasts-
1361
01:14:59,369 --> 01:15:03,165
-buttocks, vah-gina or penis
outside the sacrament-
1362
01:15:03,248 --> 01:15:06,251
-of holy matrimony?
1363
01:15:09,755 --> 01:15:12,716
(Score Slowly Builds)
1364
01:15:20,891 --> 01:15:24,061
Have I taken the Lord’s
name in vain?
1365
01:15:36,448 --> 01:15:39,535
Have I- severed-
severed- my-
1366
01:15:39,618 --> 01:15:44,164
-relationship with God
by denying His existence?
1367
01:16:02,266 --> 01:16:05,727
(Mr. Myers)
Alright, John. You’re up.
1368
01:16:11,191 --> 01:16:13,110
(Hellish Choir Sings)
1369
01:16:13,277 --> 01:16:16,280
Mr. Santucci?
1370
01:16:19,116 --> 01:16:21,743
(Teacher)
Hey, no running!
1371
01:16:39,177 --> 01:16:41,597
(Score slowly gives way
to heartbeat)
1372
01:16:41,597 --> 01:16:44,558
[Coughing]
1373
01:16:57,863 --> 01:17:00,866
I’m sorry...
1374
01:17:01,325 --> 01:17:02,618
I’m sorry, Mom...
1375
01:17:02,701 --> 01:17:04,578
I'm sorry.
1376
01:17:04,661 --> 01:17:06,288
I’m sorry.
1377
01:17:06,371 --> 01:17:09,374
I’m sorry... God...
1378
01:17:09,458 --> 01:17:12,461
I’m sorry...
1379
01:17:40,238 --> 01:17:43,367
(Mrs. Groff) Four day’s
suspension, eight demerits.
1380
01:17:44,534 --> 01:17:46,411
John's next infraction-
1381
01:17:46,495 --> 01:17:49,498
-will lead to
immediate expulsion.
1382
01:17:51,375 --> 01:17:55,003
I was ready to let you
slum it in Farmingdale High-
1383
01:17:55,087 --> 01:17:57,464
-Mr. Santucci...
1384
01:17:57,547 --> 01:18:00,509
...you have a friend
on the other side.
1385
01:18:00,592 --> 01:18:02,678
(Mary) Brother Phil?
1386
01:18:02,761 --> 01:18:04,388
You know him?
1387
01:18:04,471 --> 01:18:07,474
He calls every week
to tell me how you are.
1388
01:18:09,101 --> 01:18:12,104
How does he think I'm doing?
1389
01:18:13,397 --> 01:18:15,732
(Mrs. Groff)
You have eight demerits.
1390
01:18:15,816 --> 01:18:18,819
I know you by name.
1391
01:18:19,736 --> 01:18:22,322
How do you think
you're doing?
1392
01:18:22,406 --> 01:18:25,200
(Mary) He has a lot of
compassion for you.
1393
01:18:25,283 --> 01:18:26,952
Brother Phil is
very Christlike.
1394
01:18:29,287 --> 01:18:32,290
Christlike...
1395
01:18:35,919 --> 01:18:39,256
When you make excuses
for bad behavior-
1396
01:18:39,339 --> 01:18:40,882
-you’re forgiving.
1397
01:18:40,966 --> 01:18:44,094
When you keep order,
you're a square.
1398
01:18:44,469 --> 01:18:47,472
A troll under the bridge.
1399
01:18:48,849 --> 01:18:51,852
Is John's father the cool one?
1400
01:18:52,519 --> 01:18:55,105
Says yes to everything?
And you're the one-
1401
01:18:55,188 --> 01:18:58,191
-stuck with the
nasty conversations?
1402
01:18:58,275 --> 01:18:59,234
Eat this, not that.
1403
01:18:59,317 --> 01:19:01,820
Go to bed.
Do your homework.
1404
01:19:01,903 --> 01:19:04,906
No more video games?
1405
01:19:06,199 --> 01:19:09,202
I'm a single mom.
1406
01:19:09,411 --> 01:19:12,414
Two parents in one.
1407
01:19:12,914 --> 01:19:15,917
Not easy.
1408
01:19:16,543 --> 01:19:19,546
But you need to try harder.
1409
01:19:28,305 --> 01:19:31,183
(Mary) You're grounded.
1410
01:19:31,266 --> 01:19:35,562
Okay. Can it- could it
wait until next weekend-
1411
01:19:35,645 --> 01:19:36,855
-like there's a
Sweet 15 later-
1412
01:19:36,938 --> 01:19:38,899
(Mary) No negotiations.
1413
01:19:38,982 --> 01:19:41,067
Okay, well, what if I
saw you instead of Dad-
1414
01:19:41,151 --> 01:19:44,321
-for Easter and Thanksgiving?
1415
01:19:45,447 --> 01:19:46,907
I can throw in Christmas Eve-
1416
01:19:46,990 --> 01:19:48,742
(Mary) JOHN!
1417
01:20:05,801 --> 01:20:08,220
(Lilith) I guess with
the slut thing, it felt like-
1418
01:20:08,303 --> 01:20:09,721
-you were eating
their shit up.
1419
01:20:09,805 --> 01:20:12,098
Really? After I pour-
er, peed on Jesus and-
1420
01:20:12,182 --> 01:20:13,767
-fed him to mom?
1421
01:20:14,476 --> 01:20:16,770
(Lilith) That’s just stuff
you do for me.
1422
01:20:16,853 --> 01:20:19,856
(Lilith) Today was, like, you.
1423
01:20:20,440 --> 01:20:21,942
Okay, so why did
I have to-
1424
01:20:22,025 --> 01:20:24,027
-steal Jesus
and pee on him?
1425
01:20:24,361 --> 01:20:26,863
(Lilith) Just, come
to Bridget’s tonight-
1426
01:20:26,947 --> 01:20:29,950
-I want us to go
to third base.
1427
01:20:30,283 --> 01:20:34,371
(John) Okay, so like...
1428
01:20:34,454 --> 01:20:36,039
...do you love me?
1429
01:20:36,122 --> 01:20:38,333
(Lilith) Are you dumb?
1430
01:20:38,416 --> 01:20:41,378
(Lilith) What do you think?
1431
01:20:43,171 --> 01:20:46,132
[Lilith hangs up]
1432
01:20:51,763 --> 01:20:55,517
[Cooking Show]
1433
01:21:36,850 --> 01:21:39,102
If there's anything funny-
1434
01:21:39,185 --> 01:21:40,562
-about this money-
1435
01:21:40,645 --> 01:21:42,981
I'm gonna hunt you
down. And I’m gonna-
1436
01:21:43,148 --> 01:21:46,109
[BOOMING club music]
[party chatter]
1437
01:22:01,166 --> 01:22:03,418
Let's go.
1438
01:22:03,501 --> 01:22:05,629
Shouldn’t I say hi to
Bridget first, I mean?
1439
01:22:05,712 --> 01:22:08,089
Who cares? Just-
1440
01:22:08,173 --> 01:22:09,966
[laughing] The fuck is this?!
1441
01:22:10,050 --> 01:22:12,427
Sorry, I didn't have time
to get a ‘card’ card.
1442
01:22:12,510 --> 01:22:15,388
Just- tell her you
left your card at home-
1443
01:22:18,850 --> 01:22:21,853
Shouldn't we find a
more quiet place?
1444
01:22:22,270 --> 01:22:24,981
I'll do you.
1445
01:22:25,065 --> 01:22:28,068
And then you do me.
1446
01:22:28,818 --> 01:22:31,363
You've been so
bad for me, John.
1447
01:22:31,446 --> 01:22:34,783
Yeah, pretty uh, pretty bad.
1448
01:22:44,334 --> 01:22:47,337
Uhm, what's wrong?
1449
01:22:47,712 --> 01:22:48,505
Sorry.
1450
01:22:48,588 --> 01:22:51,257
Oh my God, my dress
looks like shit, doesn't it?
1451
01:22:51,341 --> 01:22:54,177
I'm like, breaking out,
and my hair is a mess-
1452
01:22:54,260 --> 01:22:57,222
No- you look-
you look beautiful, okay?
1453
01:22:57,305 --> 01:23:00,308
So then what is it?
1454
01:23:02,102 --> 01:23:04,145
You’re really mean sometimes.
1455
01:23:04,229 --> 01:23:06,773
I don't like the things
you make me do.
1456
01:23:06,856 --> 01:23:09,401
I don't make you do anything.
1457
01:23:09,484 --> 01:23:11,736
I'm, like, putting
myself out for you.
1458
01:23:11,820 --> 01:23:13,238
And you're completely
fucking rejecting me.
1459
01:23:13,321 --> 01:23:17,367
I don't want to reject you,
but the stuff I have to do-
1460
01:23:17,450 --> 01:23:18,743
-makes me want to throw
up, and-
1461
01:23:18,827 --> 01:23:20,328
-and can't you
just like me?
1462
01:23:20,412 --> 01:23:22,664
Like, why do I have to
steal and burn things?
1463
01:23:22,747 --> 01:23:23,665
Because that's the only
time you're-
1464
01:23:23,748 --> 01:23:24,916
-actually
doing anything.
1465
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:28,003
Everything that you say is
just so fucking wishy washy.
1466
01:23:28,128 --> 01:23:29,546
I just want to be with you-
1467
01:23:29,629 --> 01:23:31,548
-and you keep sending me
on these demonic quests!
1468
01:23:31,631 --> 01:23:32,716
No, no, you don't!
1469
01:23:32,799 --> 01:23:34,342
You don't actually
want to be with me!
1470
01:23:34,426 --> 01:23:36,136
[Bathroom door opens]
[Loud boy chatter]
1471
01:23:36,219 --> 01:23:37,887
Someone just came in
can you please lower your-
1472
01:23:37,971 --> 01:23:40,306
Don’t fucking shush
me, okay?!
1473
01:23:40,390 --> 01:23:42,892
Like- when I kiss you,
I want to kiss you.
1474
01:23:42,976 --> 01:23:44,019
When you kiss me-
1475
01:23:44,102 --> 01:23:47,147
You- you like the
fucking idea of kissing me.
1476
01:23:47,230 --> 01:23:48,273
Like what it means
about you-
1477
01:23:48,356 --> 01:23:49,733
-that you got a girl
to kiss you.
1478
01:23:49,816 --> 01:23:51,735
(Party Boy) [snickering]
(John) That’s such bull- shhh-
1479
01:23:51,818 --> 01:23:54,946
Don’t fucking shush me,
it's not bullshit! It's like-
1480
01:23:55,030 --> 01:23:56,281
It's like one day I'm
this like-
1481
01:23:56,364 --> 01:23:58,116
-trophy that
you want to have-
1482
01:23:58,199 --> 01:24:00,869
-and the next I’m this
urn that you broke, and like-
1483
01:24:00,952 --> 01:24:02,537
I just want to be here!
1484
01:24:02,620 --> 01:24:04,914
(Party Boy) Gaaaaaaay!
(Lilith) I just want to kiss!
1485
01:24:04,998 --> 01:24:07,250
And you know what?
1486
01:24:07,333 --> 01:24:10,086
The only thing that I have
any fucking control over is-
1487
01:24:10,170 --> 01:24:13,173
-what I can get your
dumb ass to do for me, so...
1488
01:24:13,840 --> 01:24:16,468
Why don't- why don’t
you get on your knees-
1489
01:24:16,551 --> 01:24:18,178
-and bark like a dog for me!
1490
01:24:18,261 --> 01:24:20,680
[Party Boys Jeer Loudly]
No, I don't want to bark.
1491
01:24:20,764 --> 01:24:22,432
Stop yelling, please!
1492
01:24:22,515 --> 01:24:23,808
We're having a fight in here!
1493
01:24:23,892 --> 01:24:26,144
Sorry! Excuse us.
1494
01:24:26,227 --> 01:24:28,063
(Party Boy) Sorry, sorry...
1495
01:24:28,146 --> 01:24:30,106
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Okay.
1496
01:24:30,190 --> 01:24:31,733
I know I'm not good at this.
1497
01:24:31,816 --> 01:24:34,152
I'm sorry that I think about
you and other guys.
1498
01:24:34,235 --> 01:24:35,361
But that doesn't mean-
1499
01:24:35,445 --> 01:24:36,738
-we have to base
everything on-
1500
01:24:36,821 --> 01:24:40,116
-you making me
do horrible stuff.
1501
01:24:42,285 --> 01:24:44,579
Well...
1502
01:24:44,662 --> 01:24:47,665
...what else is there?
1503
01:24:48,750 --> 01:24:51,419
You just- you sound really
afraid, and I am too-
1504
01:24:51,503 --> 01:24:54,506
But love can't come
from a place of fear.
1505
01:24:55,006 --> 01:24:56,716
Yeah, is that some shit
you read on a postcard?
1506
01:24:56,800 --> 01:24:58,218
Okay why do you
have to be so mean?!
1507
01:24:58,301 --> 01:24:59,469
I told you weeks ago
I loved you-
1508
01:24:59,552 --> 01:25:00,929
-and all you
said back was-
1509
01:25:01,012 --> 01:25:03,515
-you’re silly, you’re stupid,
you’re this, you’re that!
1510
01:25:03,598 --> 01:25:07,352
Well I can’t just say
shit I don’t mean!
1511
01:25:07,435 --> 01:25:10,438
I meant it when I said it.
1512
01:25:11,898 --> 01:25:15,401
You just said it
so I would say it.
1513
01:25:19,531 --> 01:25:22,367
I don't want any of this.
1514
01:25:22,450 --> 01:25:24,619
You don't want any of this?
1515
01:25:24,702 --> 01:25:27,705
Yeah.
1516
01:25:28,706 --> 01:25:30,583
Does that mean
what I think it does?
1517
01:25:30,667 --> 01:25:32,669
Yeah.
1518
01:25:40,718 --> 01:25:43,680
(Loud Dance Ballad)
1519
01:26:22,093 --> 01:26:25,096
Sit up.
1520
01:26:28,016 --> 01:26:31,019
You'll know a tree
by its fruit.
1521
01:26:32,353 --> 01:26:34,105
What?
1522
01:26:34,189 --> 01:26:36,357
You have lied.
1523
01:26:36,441 --> 01:26:38,484
You have stolen.
1524
01:26:38,568 --> 01:26:40,278
Your conscience is so guilty-
1525
01:26:40,361 --> 01:26:42,155
-you ran from confession.
1526
01:26:42,238 --> 01:26:45,950
I’m not going to do it,
John, okay?
1527
01:26:46,034 --> 01:26:47,827
I'm not going to raise
a piece of shit.
1528
01:26:47,911 --> 01:26:50,205
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I’m sorry!
1529
01:26:50,288 --> 01:26:52,290
Okay?! I-
1530
01:26:52,373 --> 01:26:56,836
I’m so sorry-
I don’t want to be like Dad-
1531
01:26:57,795 --> 01:26:59,505
I'm sorry.
1532
01:26:59,589 --> 01:27:01,132
Okay baby,
just look at me-
1533
01:27:01,257 --> 01:27:02,759
-look at me, okay?
1534
01:27:02,842 --> 01:27:03,635
Look at me.
1535
01:27:03,718 --> 01:27:06,721
Come on.
1536
01:27:08,765 --> 01:27:11,768
I just want you to
be a good man.
1537
01:27:12,143 --> 01:27:15,146
Okay?
1538
01:27:18,358 --> 01:27:21,611
I've got this thing
inside me...
1539
01:27:23,738 --> 01:27:25,281
...that lives for you.
1540
01:27:25,365 --> 01:27:27,492
It's my Mom part.
1541
01:27:29,494 --> 01:27:31,329
And I’ve got my Dad part.
1542
01:27:31,412 --> 01:27:34,415
And, my Lilith part.
1543
01:27:36,709 --> 01:27:40,296
And my Brother Phil part.
1544
01:27:40,505 --> 01:27:43,383
But...
1545
01:27:43,466 --> 01:27:45,218
I don't think
I have a me part.
1546
01:27:45,301 --> 01:27:48,304
I don't- I don’t know
what that looks like.
1547
01:27:48,554 --> 01:27:49,889
But, I mean, sweetie-
1548
01:27:50,014 --> 01:27:51,891
-if everyone always lived
for their own-
1549
01:27:53,184 --> 01:27:55,645
-‘me’ part...
1550
01:27:55,728 --> 01:27:56,813
...does that sound like
a world-
1551
01:27:56,896 --> 01:27:58,564
-you’d want to live in?
1552
01:27:58,648 --> 01:28:00,650
Everyone living
for themselves?
1553
01:28:00,733 --> 01:28:03,111
I don't know! I don’t know!
1554
01:28:04,195 --> 01:28:05,738
Why?!
Why does everything-
1555
01:28:05,822 --> 01:28:07,907
-have to be a rule
all the time?!
1556
01:28:09,033 --> 01:28:10,535
When you are older-
1557
01:28:10,618 --> 01:28:12,120
-you’re gonna figure
it out, okay?
1558
01:28:12,495 --> 01:28:14,038
And maybe you'll
agree with me then.
1559
01:28:14,122 --> 01:28:17,542
But for now, you have
to live by my rules.
1560
01:28:18,918 --> 01:28:21,838
I thought they were
God’s rules?
1561
01:28:21,921 --> 01:28:24,924
My rules are God's rules.
1562
01:28:26,009 --> 01:28:28,386
Okay, well, your rules
make me feel like shit.
1563
01:28:28,469 --> 01:28:30,847
I- sorry for cursing,
but they make me feel-
1564
01:28:30,930 --> 01:28:33,474
-like, they make me
feel really bad.
1565
01:28:33,558 --> 01:28:34,767
Well, that’s...
1566
01:28:35,768 --> 01:28:37,854
...that’s a good thing.
1567
01:28:37,937 --> 01:28:40,523
God gave you a conscience
for a reason.
1568
01:28:40,606 --> 01:28:43,234
Okay?
1569
01:28:43,318 --> 01:28:45,737
Sweetie...
1570
01:28:45,820 --> 01:28:48,197
...this is good.
1571
01:28:48,281 --> 01:28:50,366
Okay, I'm going to
make you a snack-
1572
01:28:50,450 --> 01:28:54,037
-and you're going to
feel better. Alright?
1573
01:29:04,422 --> 01:29:07,425
You know what I think?
1574
01:29:09,010 --> 01:29:10,261
On the first day of school-
1575
01:29:10,345 --> 01:29:12,347
-I saw a goose on
the bus ride home.
1576
01:29:12,805 --> 01:29:14,098
(Mary)
You want apples or peaches?
1577
01:29:14,182 --> 01:29:16,184
Apples.
1578
01:29:16,267 --> 01:29:18,436
And this thought
came into my head-
1579
01:29:18,519 --> 01:29:20,897
-that the goose was God.
1580
01:29:20,980 --> 01:29:22,690
Like-
there he is, God’s a goose!
1581
01:29:22,774 --> 01:29:25,568
And that goose didn't
even care about me.
1582
01:29:25,651 --> 01:29:28,404
It was just flapping around,
having fun.
1583
01:29:28,488 --> 01:29:31,741
It didn't care if I was
serving the Eucharist or-
1584
01:29:31,824 --> 01:29:34,577
-or kissing before
marriage, or-
1585
01:29:34,660 --> 01:29:36,537
-or touching a girl
down there-
1586
01:29:36,621 --> 01:29:40,458
(Mary) What?
-or up there, or anywhere-
1587
01:29:40,541 --> 01:29:44,253
(Mary) What- what?
-or setting a Bible on fire!
1588
01:29:44,337 --> 01:29:47,298
John?! Wh- what do you-
what are you saying?!
1589
01:29:47,382 --> 01:29:48,716
What's going on?!
(John) You know what?!
1590
01:29:48,800 --> 01:29:50,093
Lilith sucked my penis
tonight-
1591
01:29:50,176 --> 01:29:51,677
-and I didn’t even like it!
1592
01:29:51,761 --> 01:29:53,262
(Mary) Wh- what? John!
(John) She sucked m- we went-
1593
01:29:53,346 --> 01:29:55,014
-to the bathroom and made
out for a little while!
1594
01:29:55,098 --> 01:29:57,392
(Mary) Stop it, stop it,
stop it, stop it!
1595
01:29:57,475 --> 01:29:58,184
That is disgusting!
1596
01:29:58,267 --> 01:29:59,352
That is disgusting. Stop that!
1597
01:29:59,435 --> 01:30:00,561
What- what, what it’s
disgusting?!
1598
01:30:00,686 --> 01:30:01,979
Am I gonna go to
Hell for that?!
1599
01:30:02,063 --> 01:30:03,272
Am I gonna go to Hell
for something-
1600
01:30:03,356 --> 01:30:04,690
-I didn’t even like?!
1601
01:30:04,774 --> 01:30:07,193
Yes, yes you will!
Now, you stop it! Stop!
1602
01:30:07,276 --> 01:30:09,153
Your rules fucking suck!
1603
01:30:09,237 --> 01:30:11,364
Don’t curse. Don’t curse!
(John) Your rules fucking-
1604
01:30:11,447 --> 01:30:14,409
(John) Fuck! Fuck!
(Mary) Stop! Stop cursing!
1605
01:30:20,039 --> 01:30:21,874
Go to confession.
1606
01:30:21,958 --> 01:30:24,502
(Mary) I’m- I'm sorry.
(John) Go to confession!
1607
01:30:26,003 --> 01:30:27,505
(Mary) No! You-
(John) Go to confession.
1608
01:30:27,588 --> 01:30:28,798
(Mary) You are not
the son that raised!
1609
01:30:28,881 --> 01:30:30,049
(John) Good!
1610
01:30:30,133 --> 01:30:31,843
(Mary) I can’t believe you’d
put those images in my head-
1611
01:30:31,926 --> 01:30:33,761
(John) Good!
Go to confession now!
1612
01:30:33,845 --> 01:30:36,389
Go to confession!
That’s a sin!
1613
01:30:36,472 --> 01:30:39,142
You need to go to confession!
Oh my God!
1614
01:30:41,018 --> 01:30:43,187
I hate-
(Game Music)
1615
01:30:44,355 --> 01:30:46,983
(John) What is wrong with-
(Mary) Stay still, pig!
1616
01:30:47,066 --> 01:30:50,987
(John) Pig, stop moving!
1617
01:30:51,070 --> 01:30:54,073
(Mary) He just, he
just, like, flipped.
1618
01:31:01,330 --> 01:31:05,001
Every time I press
A, he moves!
1619
01:31:05,084 --> 01:31:07,503
Let’s get out of this place,
this place is creepy.
1620
01:31:07,587 --> 01:31:09,380
(Mary) This place is strange.
1621
01:31:10,882 --> 01:31:13,092
It's not strange,
that guy is strange.
1622
01:31:13,176 --> 01:31:16,762
Yeah. Super strange, I think.
1623
01:31:16,846 --> 01:31:19,390
Okay, now I have to
go to the fighting arena-
1624
01:31:20,183 --> 01:31:21,642
-because I want to
get that sword.
1625
01:31:21,726 --> 01:31:23,269
(Mary) Mm-hmm.
1626
01:31:23,686 --> 01:31:26,689
But I also want to
break every glass.
1627
01:31:28,357 --> 01:31:30,568
You’re so funny.
1628
01:31:30,651 --> 01:31:33,321
You make me laugh.
(John) [reading] Learn to-
1629
01:31:33,404 --> 01:31:35,364
-carry guys on her
head, like me-
1630
01:31:35,615 --> 01:31:38,743
-so she could help your
grandmother with chores.
1631
01:31:39,994 --> 01:31:41,204
Are you okay?
1632
01:31:41,287 --> 01:31:43,789
Yeah, yeah.
1633
01:31:43,873 --> 01:31:46,876
I'm okay.
1634
01:32:06,938 --> 01:32:08,397
(Angelo) Okay, okay.
1635
01:32:08,481 --> 01:32:10,525
I’m- I'm about to come back.
I'm gonna-
1636
01:32:17,073 --> 01:32:20,034
(Student) Go get him
some fucking fries!
1637
01:32:20,117 --> 01:32:23,120
(Angelo) Alright, alright.
1638
01:33:04,412 --> 01:33:06,581
(Lilith) Hey.
1639
01:33:06,664 --> 01:33:08,916
(John) Hey.
1640
01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:11,752
Uhm, it's a little cheesy,
but I don't know-
1641
01:33:11,877 --> 01:33:14,880
-I really like it.
1642
01:33:15,881 --> 01:33:18,467
I like the title.
1643
01:33:18,551 --> 01:33:21,554
Yeah.
1644
01:33:51,500 --> 01:33:53,169
(Keyboard Keys Clicking)
1645
01:33:53,377 --> 01:33:56,380
(John) Hey Dad.
(Pete) Hey, bud.
1646
01:33:56,631 --> 01:33:59,425
How's it going?
1647
01:33:59,508 --> 01:34:01,719
Good.
1648
01:34:01,802 --> 01:34:04,805
Hey, could you
take me to Mom's?
1649
01:34:05,348 --> 01:34:09,727
Oh. Are you sure
that's a good idea?
1650
01:34:10,144 --> 01:34:13,147
Yeah.
1651
01:34:14,565 --> 01:34:17,568
Should I, get out of
the Deadmines first?
1652
01:34:17,652 --> 01:34:20,655
I'd really prefer
if we went now.
1653
01:34:23,866 --> 01:34:26,535
(Keyboard Keys Clicking)
1654
01:34:26,535 --> 01:34:29,705
Hail Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is with thee...
1655
01:34:38,255 --> 01:34:41,217
Hi.
1656
01:34:41,967 --> 01:34:44,970
Did you need something?
1657
01:34:45,429 --> 01:34:48,349
I was wondering if
you wanted to go for a walk.
1658
01:34:50,601 --> 01:34:52,395
The lake by the bike trail-
1659
01:34:52,478 --> 01:34:55,481
-looks really nice
at this time of day.
1660
01:34:59,485 --> 01:35:02,446
(Sweet Lullaby Score)
1661
01:35:09,870 --> 01:35:12,832
(Score Fades)
1662
01:35:14,083 --> 01:35:16,669
Did you know that
geese mate for life?
1663
01:35:16,752 --> 01:35:19,964
No, no, that's-
that’s really nice.
1664
01:35:24,885 --> 01:35:26,470
I was praying for you
when you came in.
1665
01:35:30,015 --> 01:35:32,977
Are you doing okay?
1666
01:35:33,936 --> 01:35:37,189
Yeah, I’m good- I’m good.
1667
01:35:51,537 --> 01:35:54,165
(Voice Breaking) Mom.
1668
01:35:57,710 --> 01:35:59,962
I know I’m not exactly-
1669
01:36:00,045 --> 01:36:02,590
-the person you were
expecting me to be.
1670
01:36:02,673 --> 01:36:06,427
But I...
1671
01:36:09,346 --> 01:36:12,808
You are a gift.
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