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Episode 18 Elder Wu Discovers the Adultery

You arrive just on time. Lord Ximen

I made the steeped broad-leafed tea

You are still at home

I'll go right now

God-mother Wang is asking me

You may go there by yourself

Have you heard that the cow of Zhao Si was stolen

Maybe he stole it himself

Do you want fresh pears

I heard that it's his concubine who sold it

Who's concubine

Get out of here, little boy

See you later, God-mother Wang

Where is the money from

It's none of your business

Ah, come here

Several days ago I saw Ximen Qing went into her tea shop

She must become a match-maker for someone

It's Elder Wu's wife. Right

Let me help you wash hands

I dare not bother you

Don't be so polite

Lord Ximen is our friends

Come here

I dare not bother you

Please sit down

Sit down please

Please

I'll do it

Roasted cakes! Roasted cakes

Ah, money

Elder Wu! Elder Wu

Roasted cakes

Elder Wu

Elder Wu

Yes

Fine. Fine

Fill it. Let me fill it

Thank you, lord

Lady

Ah, how foolish I am

I forgot to buy some tidbits for sobering up

I'm here to accompany her You may go

Ok, then

You're here to accompany the Lord I'll be back soon

God-mother

Please, lady

You are so young Don't believe the gossip

My wife is honest and never goes out

There's no wave without wind I do it for you

Please

How much do you need to made a pair of bracelets

How heavy do you like

I like heavy ones

Ok

Only if you don't care the weight will break your arm

Come on

Don't persuade me, please I could not drink anymore

My husband will come back soon

Don't hurry, eat more

I thought of you day and night

I want you so much

Stop it, you should avoid others

Please be quick

Pretty tricks you have done

God-mother, spare me

Lower your voice, please

I asked you here to make garments not to play adulterous games

If Elder Wu finds out what can I do

You are happy He will surely blame me

I'll tell him first

or I'll be scolded later

Spare me, please don't tell him

God-mother don't tell anyone please

You two looks like a couple

I'll spare you on one condition

One or a dozen, I'll promise you

The matter is a complete success

You're not allowed to fail the Lord in the future

I'll spare you if you agree

I agree. I agree

And you, Lord Ximen don't forget your promise

or I'll tell Elder Wu

Of course

Elder Wu will come back soon You should be quick to go home

Thank you so much, God-mother

Be quick

Quickly

Thank you, God-mother

Ah, go quickly

Lady

What do you think of my method

You'll have everything I promised

Satisfied

I would like to die for today

That's all

She's not an ordinary one

You two are like wood meets fire

you can't stop it when it burns

I fear troubles we may meet in the future

Don't frighten me

Who was I feared

The Prefect should listen to me

You don't fear the Prefect

but how about Wu Song

This way

What do you look at

Your face is flushed

God-mother Wang persuaded me to drink I couldn't help myself

Well

Lord Ximen, be careful See you later

Roasted cakes

Hut wanton! Roasted cakes

ls it him? Yes, it's him

It's him. Really

Hush! He comes this way

Roasted cakes

The whole county knew it except him

He's the most stupid fool in the world

Lord Ximen was seducing his wife

This is Elder Wu But he didn't know it

That's why Ximen Qing goes to Woman Wang's so frequently

It's all for the woman

Just now he came in again

Elder Wu

Elder Wu. Come here

Elder Wu

Lord Ximen

Lord Ximen

Honey, I missed you so much

Me, too

Lord, lord

Don't do it here, please

Why not? I just saw him go out

Please. My right eyelid twitched since this morning

I'm afraid there are disasters

Never mind it

Elder Wu, you come back so early

Elder Wu, you come back so early

Why do you come back

What do you looking for

I left something upstairs

I know what I'm looking for Don't get in my way

Didn't you come back for a man

No, I

No

If it's not I who married you your wife would have had 18 lovers

Everyday I do all the housework

and stay at home alone

Do I treat you badly

You have got no conscience

It's not like this. It's

Did your brother also tell you this

Did he? Did he? No, no

If you only listen to your brother go and live with him

Made me two pairs of bracelets. Here

These are for two pairs of pendants and two rings

God-mother Wang, anyone who's ready to get married

Who is the wealthy lord

The brother-in-law of Jade Emperor

The god-brother of the Queen Mother

You are mad the Hades is your husband

God-mother. Yes

Have you got first class tea today

Sit inside the room I'll prepare you for the tea

I'll be back soon

I kept you waiting for long

I missed you so much

Don't listen to them Who has seen it

My wife is honest

Everybody knows it except you

You deceive me and laugh at me

If you want to be a fool then go ahead

I don't want to go with you later

I feel ashamed for you

Then can you go to my home and have a look

You're the most stupid guy

They won't do it at home

Then where can they go

I saw Ximen Qing entered Woman Wang's shop

What a damned woman

I'll go now

Woman Wang is keeping the door

They will have run away when you arrive there

What do you think I can do

Lo rd

It's my honor to meet you today

I have four mistresses

None of them values as your single finger

It's a pity that I was born poor

Be quick

What do you want

I'm looking for Lord Ximen

There's no such person here

You don't let me in in the daytime ls there any secret in it

Damn

Get out of here. I'll slap you

You old bawd! I'll fight with you

What do you want What are you doing

You wretched mistress

Elder Wu is coming

You must go soon, lord

I'm here, don't be afraid

Where can you go

Elder Wu, stop

Get out of here

Husband, husband

Lord Ximen

Lord Ximen

Elder Wu! Elder Wu

God-mother! Elder Wu

God-mother! Help

Elder Wu! God-mother

Fresh pears

Husband, please have some food

I, I was so regretful

Please forgive me

Please

I don't blame you. It's Ximen Qing

I know you're honest and kind

I didn't listen to Wu Song

He told me not to quarrel with others

and wait for him

Will you tell your brother

If I tell him

I'm sure he'll make troubles

It's bad for you

Lord Ximen, you come so late today

This way, please

Come in

For the sake of we couple

You'd better break with Ximen Qing

I won't tell my brother when he's back

My chest was kicked by Ximen Qing

It hurts like a paw scratching

I'll get you some medicines tomorrow

I made a bowl of ginseng soup for you

It's good for your recovery

Let me do it, God-mother

All right

Elder Wu

The sleeve edge of the clothes is a little wide

Could you please cut it for me

I'll help you after my husband's recovery

Well. Come to ask me if you need anything. Ok

Goodbye, Lord Ximen

Elder Wu shouldn't marry her That's doomed

Right. The woman who goes out

with Ximen Qing is none good. Yes

They're all concubines

Elder Wu is weak and honest Constable Wu is difficult to deal with

Fresh pears

This county is under the real charge of Lord Ximen

We'd better not to get involved in other's things

It's easy to cure the trauma but not the internal injury

He shouldn't get angry anymore

He needs careful care

He may recover in twenty days with these medicines

Return the money to the lady

She doesn't have to pay later. Yes

I'll check the goods you all go out

Yes, Lord Ximen

You don't know

The pharmacies in this county are mostly mine

I missed you so much

You stirred my life We'd better break it

I'm not that lucky to be with you

Dear! Lord! Lord

You've waited for me for long

How did you feel

How did the doctor say

You may recover within 20 days

But I feel choked

Please bear it for sometime

I want to have the medicine

What

I'll go tomorrow for more

Alas

Fresh pears

Fresh pears

Yunge

Husband, I'll go and take the medicine now

Yunge. Yes

Here you are

I'll still go with you when you recover

When will you recover

When I take the medicine, I'll be ok

Here

She said so but actually she is meeting Ximen Qing

Don't say such things She was regretful

I saw it myself. It's true

Don't be angry. Don't be angry

Don't be angry

Give me water

Have an orange

Here, take it slowly

I'll come to see you everyday from tomorrow

Lord Ximen, I fear so much and I can't live without you

You can go home. I'll discuss with God-mother Wang

I'll have the method

But I fear the gossip

They dare not say

In this county

everything is up to me

Won't you meet me still in the future

Fresh pears! Fresh pears

Fresh pears! Fresh

Do you want the money from Lord Ximen

I don't want it anymore The pears were sent to him

I don't want it

Don't want it? It's not up to you

How dare you? Beat him

Stop! You damned Please spare me

You damned! Spare me I'll kill you! Spare me

Meddling! Meddling

Kid, meddling

Hum, bold dog

Lady

Come here

Where are you going

I'm going home for my husband's medicine

Did you hear Wu Song is coming back soon

When

Maybe in ten days, or three days

Perhaps tonight

If he finds Elder Wu is ill he won't forgive you

Even I couldn't escape from it

It's not your fault

What

My husband said he wouldn't tell Wu Song

Alas

How childish you are

It depends on him. If he says

Ximen and me will be in danger

Won't you feel sad if break with Ximen

Don't you feel regretful to live with Elder Wu for a lifetime

What can we do then

When Ximen comes tomorrow we shall discuss about it

If it's not him to seduce you how can it be so difficult now

We. Tea, please

We are bound together

Husband, take the medicine

I'm afraid I'll die soon

Don't say that. Take the medicine

You serve me well

When my brother comes back we shall meet each other

and I'll discard you for your wish

If I die, my brother will never spare you

It's not hut. Come on

You shouldn't think that much To get over is the most important

Give me some water. Ok

You come so late, Lord Ximen

The tea for you is cold

Elder Wu, water

Do you feel better

The sleeve of my clothes need cutting

I'm here to invite your wife

You may sleep for a while I'll be back soon

Can't you wait for my death

Dear. Lord

If you're not willing to leave her

then marry her. Don't meet her here

What do you mean

Big danger! Constable Wu will be back

We're waiting for your suggestion

Me

I'm scared, too

You both feel sweet and happy

When Wu Song is back Lord Ximen is gone

and Wu Song will ask me

How can I round it up

Then what can we do

I'm asking you

You're the helmsman and I'm only a passenger

but now you are in a flap

Ah, I

I'll never forget your gratefulness

You're much experienced than me

Please tell us what to do

Yes, she's right

One of you holds Wu Song

The other prevents Elder Wu from saying anything

Only in this way can we save our lives

You're kidding. How can we do that

Then we have only one way to go Are you sure your husband won't speak

Then there is one thing that shuts him up

The thing is in your pharmacy

What you meant is

arsenic

Correct

Please, don't do that

Then have you got better idea

I do it for you. You may say he dies of heart attack

You can have him cremated

and then marry Lord Ximen

You can in this way live together

Lord. Lord

Fine. I'll do it

I wish it won't grow again

Yes, you're a true man now

I have enough arsenic

I'm afraid that you dare not do so

Where are you going

We shall live or die together

You have no choice, do it

Husband, it's time for medicine

I got it today It's good for your recovery

You've done such a terrible thing

You don't take it

You will be satisfied if I die

My good will is taken for evil intention. As you like