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My name is Jaslyn Jade and a little bit about me would be, you know,

I like to have fun. I want to find someone that I can go out with and have

good time that I can also call my best friend to be able to talk to.

A perfect date to me is, you know, if I'm able, if you're able to make me

that's one of like the biggest things.

Hi, I'm Alexa Nicole, and I am an L .A. girl.

Out of this dating service, I really just want to find a great girl.

Hi, my name's Alex Chance.

I'm tall and 5 '8". I like to have a lot of fun.

Perfect date would be going to dinner at a nice restaurant, ending maybe with

some wine at their place, and doing something very fun.

Hi, I'm Samantha Ryan.

What I look for in a woman is somebody who's spontaneous and fun, but at the

same time not high maintenance, but somebody who's very chill and down to

The reason I'm here and the reason that I need a dating service, I don't know, I

guess I'm kind of picky.

Hi, I'm Samantha Anderson.

I'm what you call a voluptuous blonde.

So here I am burying myself, trying to find that one person that I can spend

rest of my life with.

Hello, my name is Dani Jensen.

I personally love girls who have nice big boobies because I have the small

boobies, so I like to play with big boobies.

I think that hopefully this will work much, much better than the blind date

my friend's been setting me up on.

Hi, my name is Diana Doll.

I'm originally from Slovakia.

I like to spend time with someone. I don't like to be alone.

This is a really hard part for me.

Hi, I'm Allie Hayes, and I guess I'm supposed to tell you a little bit about

So I like to tell jokes, sometimes inappropriate, but still funny.

Hopefully you like what you see, because I would love to meet you.

Hi. Hi.

I'm so glad that you signed up with us. Your video looks so cute.

Thank you.

I'm really glad that you got it done and it looks really great.

I have two girls for you. Okay.

I really think you're going to like these two.

We have Mandy. Okay. And she's really outdoorsy and really like...

kind of fun she likes to go out and do things okay so i mean that could be a

really really good match for you okay um and then there's also samantha who um

she likes outdoorsy stuff too but she also likes to read and is like kind of

like really down to earth and relaxed do you want to like see their dating

videos too yeah i'd love to look at their videos

little bit about myself.

I'm from Southern Oregon.

I was born and raised there. I'm from a very small town and I

really enjoy being in the outdoors.

I love camping and hiking and going fishing and going to summer festivals.

Something I do with my free time is like get up,

Fairly early in the morning, pack a bag and head to the river

or the lake.

Take like an ice chest with beer, some liquor, pack a lunch, beach towel,

oil, sometimes a swimsuit. Most swimming holes in southern Oregon are

nude swimming holes, so just go out and go swimming and jump off rocks.

Jump off bridges and lay in the sun.

I think that from others'

first impression of me, they don't think that I am into the things I am, like

the outdoors and shooting guns and hunting. So I think that that would

make someone attracted to me just because I take care of myself.

I'm not like the typical prissy pretty girl.

I love to read books. Everything from politics to economics

to healthy eating.

I love to play cards. I'm a big adrenaline junkie.

I like to do crazy stuff.

So jumping out of planes, indoor skydiving, riding on the back of

going really fast.

Any kind of...

Adrenaline pumping stuff is really my thing.

And I love animals. I have two cats, but I'm not a crazy cat lady.

And, yeah, looking for somebody to have some fun with.

Cards. I'm a big adrenaline junkie.

I like to do crazy stuff.

So jumping out of planes, indoor skydiving, riding on the back of

going really fast, any kind of...

Adrenaline pumping stuff is really my thing.

And I love animals. I have two cats, but I'm not a crazy cat lady.

And yeah, looking for somebody to have some fun with.

So things that I look for in a woman that I'd want to be with.

I'm open to relationships.

But I think at this point in my life, I'm still up for just having fun too.

obviously, if it's the right person, I'm never going to turn it down.

But I'm definitely up for having fun.

And what I look for in a woman is somebody who's spontaneous and fun.

But at the same time, not high maintenance. Just somebody who's very

down to earth.

Who can communicate well.

And as far as how she looks, well, I wouldn't mind.

Nice, nice natural breasts.

I like the natural ones myself.

And, I don't know, I like a nice ass.

Somebody who's, you know, just pretty.

I'm not really picky per se.

You know, personality goes a long way.

So, yeah, just a nice natural girl. Somebody who isn't all overdone.

who's chill on the inside and the outside.

So, this is me.

My little cheerleader -like outfit today. Go team.

I don't know.

I think I'm cute. Natural.

Natural boobies.

I'm wearing a bra, so don't be too deceived.

They're not that big.

But they're nice. They're a nice little handful.

So here's my body.

Here's what I look like. I hope you like.

And I hope I like you in return.

Wow, they both look really awesome.

I think I'm just going to go for one date right now. A little overwhelming.

by the videos, I kind of think Mandy's a little bit more my type.

So why don't we just set that up first?

Yeah, I mean, I could do that for you.

If you do want to go out with Samantha too, just go ahead and let me know. But

hope everything goes really, really well with Mandy.

Wonderful. Thank you. I'll let you know.

Bye. Bye.

Yeah, Mandy. Hi. Nice to meet you. Have a seat. Thanks.

Beautiful spot.

Oh, thanks.

Thanks. Um, I, uh, I don't, do you want something to drink, I guess?

Um, yeah, it's kind of hot. Maybe a beer?

Okay, cool. Uh, give me a second. I'll be right back. Okay, thanks.

Here you go. Thank you. Welcome.

Sorry, I'm a little bit nervous.

That's okay.

Have you been here long? Did I keep you waiting?

No, not that long.

Have you ever done this before?

No,

this is my first date.

Me too.

Kind of nerve -wracking.

Yeah, definitely different.

But there's a lake. I remember your video.

Yeah, it's beautiful. I love just relaxing by the lake.

Cool, cool.

Do you come here often?

Yeah, actually, I do. That's why I picked this spot.

I have a boat at the dock, so I figured I know this bar well, so I figured it

was the best place for us to get together. Yeah.

What do you like to do for fun?

Well, I have a couple dogs, which I said, so I spend a lot of time

with them.

I love the outdoors, so that's why I'm here. I love hiking and stuff. There's a

lot of cool things to do around this area.

I saw a couple trails when I was driving in. I love hiking. I said that in my

video. Cool.

It's just nice to get out of the house.

Definitely. Maybe we could do that sometime.

Yeah. Nice.

I also, I don't know if you're hungry. Did you eat?

I didn't.

Okay. Well, then, good thing. I made dinner reservations in about an hour.

Things are still cool. We can go to dinner.

If we click, then that would be nice.

Yeah.

What kind of dog do you have?

I have English Bulldogs.

Oh, they're so cute.

Yeah, they're super cool, real chill.

Yeah, kind of lazy dogs.

Definitely. They are.

So, Oregon, right?

Am I right? Yeah.

Cool. How was it growing up there?

It's okay. I was raised in a really, really small town, and it was

kind of hard, I guess.

Everybody knows everyone.

Yeah, when I turned 18, I was anxious to get away from it. So I

traveled a lot through California and ended up in this area.

Cool. Well, welcome.

Yeah, it's been nice.

But I just, you know, stay busy with work and try and get out when I can.

What do you do for work then?

I'm a hairstylist.

Awesome. What got you into that?

When I was younger, I just always liked the idea of doing

hair and makeup and nails and everything that goes along with it. So I figured

after so many years of contemplating it through high school, when I graduated, I

made the decision to put myself through cosmetology school.

Awesome. Cool.

Yep. What do you do?

Well, I do a lot of freelance stuff.

I actually teach a school that's here that does a lot of canoeing and stuff.

that's really cool. So I do stuff like that, and then I picked up painting,

being outdoors.

Yeah. So I do a couple of local things like that.

Nothing in particular, just kind of here and there. I haven't decided where I

wanted to settle down or anything.

Oh, that's cool.

Yeah.

Definitely. Kind of a joker of all trades.

Yeah.

It's the best way to be, at least for me. I just like to be everywhere. I

sit still.

That's good.

Yeah, I'm pretty spontaneous.

Always something new going on in my life. Good.

I can't stand just sitting at home. That just drives me crazy.

That's really cool.

Yeah, yeah.

That's so sweet. sunny out here.

Kind of hot.

Yeah, do you want to go inside?

I mean, we can go sit inside for a little bit.

Oh, it's okay out here. I mean, the wind feels kind of nice and the lake is so

beautiful.

It's really nice just to kind of sit and look at.

You said you have a boat here?

Yeah, it's on the dock. Cool.

And you go out pretty often?

Yeah, so I try to go out at least Twice a week, at least. Yeah, my boat's right

over there.

Oh, cool.

Yeah.

Fun, fun.

Uh, do you maybe want to go out on the boat later or something?

Oh, I didn't bring my, I didn't bring a swimsuit with me.

Okay. Um, it's fine. I mean, you know, we can just go hang out.

Yeah.

Well, maybe another time.

Okay.

Um, cool.

Oh, it looks like a couple of my friends just showed up. Do you want to go meet

them? Do you want to meet some of my friends?

Um, maybe have another drink or something?

Right, okay.

Um, cool. Uh, did you like, is that cool? You want another one? Yeah, that's

fine. I'll just take another one of these.

Alright, I'll be right back then. Okay, thanks.

I don't even really know if she was my type of girl. I mean, I guess she was

kind of cute. I don't know. I mean, what's up with the belly shirt?

I mean, we're not like 12 anymore.

We're supposed to be adults here. So, I don't know. It's kind of weird.

But at least she tried. I mean, her hair looked good.

Points for being a hairstylist.

I don't think I could ever go on a date with that person again. Unfortunately, I

don't even think I could be friends with her. I mean...

She was so quiet, didn't really want to do anything.

And yes, she answered my questions, but I mean, could have gone out on the boat,

could have went and said hi to my friends, could have done anything. In

there was dancing, there was all kinds of stuff going on. She just wanted to

there, outside.

So, making no conversation, which makes no sense.

Weird.

So, you know, what, I mean, I haven't had the best relationship,

but, you know, what kind of led you to seeking out Beverly for help? What

happened with your past relationships that didn't work out?

Well, I don't know. I guess I just wanted to try something different, you

not the same old scene, finding the same old kind of people.

So I figured I would...

Give it a shot and see, you know, what came about. Hopefully make some new

friends, you know. Best relationships usually come from friends. So I figured

that would be a good way to start.

What if both your relationships just not worked out? You just weren't

compatible? You just didn't, you know, or was there anything wrong?

I would say that. I mean, unfortunately not every relationship is about sex, but

sex needs to be good.

Little bumps in the road there.

Yeah, I actually, this last relationship I was in, it's kind of not quite sex,

but it's definitely very similar in that same regard. And I'm kind of a very

passionate person.

And so, I don't know, I'm kind of passionate in everything that I do.

I really love kissing, and I don't know how I convince myself.

You know, personalities go a long way, but I don't know. You learn everything.

You learn new things from every relationship.

What I definitely took from this last one was that if you can't kiss me good,

don't know why I convinced myself that being with somebody was not a good kiss

or that the passion would stay there. It just fizzles and dies out.

At least you tried, though. I did. I really did. And I thought it was going

be great. She was, you know, great in a lot of ways. There are some other

problems, though. But I think just that one is, you know, if all the other

stuff, like personality -wise.

whatnot was good the one thing that just would have still killed it for me was

the fact that yeah some people just don't know how to kiss there's just not

chemistry and for me it's so important and i've had just you know so many girls

that i like could make out with like all night long you know like in high school

again and i just definitely didn't have that with her so well not to be forward

but um maybe we should just get that out of the way then

Okay. You're making me blush.

Is it hot in here? No.

Do you want to go back to my place, maybe?

Finish that bottle of wine there?

You have some good points?

Mm -hmm.

It's a smile.

Come on.

Mm.

Hmm.

I'm glad you came in today, Allie. I saw that we had a date on Thursday for you

with Mandy, and then we also had one on Tuesday with Samantha.

How did those go for you?

Good. I mean, there's definitely a positive outcome.

Mandy was...

Not really my style, but I definitely gave it a shot.

I took her down to the docks where my boat is, and she said she likes to drink

and hang out outside, so we went to a bar that I normally go to and hung out

did some stuff.

Tried to get her to be a little bit more active, because I'm a really active

person. I like to keep doing things and stuff like that, so I asked her if she

wanted to go on a boat ride. She wasn't really into it.

Some of my friends showed up, asked her if she wanted to go have a drink with

them. She wasn't really into it, so kind of a bum date. I'm sorry to hear about

that. Do you think that maybe if you guys did something different or if we

her another chance, she would still be interested, or is it definitely not for

you?

I'm going to have to say that one's definitely not for me.

I really think I gave an effort. It just wasn't working.

I really thought she would work for you, but sometimes it just doesn't. Why

don't you tell me about your date with Samantha?

Samantha was a lot of fun. We had a really good time.

I tried to change it up.

Instead of planning the date, I let her do it.

She's really into wine and stuff, so we went to this place that she likes to try

and taste different wines. We hung out there for a little bit. We actually did

have a really fun time. Great conversation.

We have a lot in common.

We're actually going to try to go on a hike next week together.

I'm so glad to hear that.

I'm really glad that you got, you know, that you finally met somebody.

And even though Mandy didn't work out, you got to see with Sam.

Yeah, definitely. I'm really excited to see her again. We had a lot of fun on

the date. So was she a little bit more, like, affectionate and, like, open, you

know, around?

Yeah, definitely. She was really affectionate. We took it to the next

guess you could say. Oh, my.

That's a smiley face.

Well, I'm so glad that that worked out for you. Yeah, I really appreciate

everything that you did.

You're welcome.

I'll let you know how things go. All right.

Thanks. Thank you so much.

Hi, Samantha.

Hello.

So, everything went really great with Allie.

I'm, like, really excited and just wanted to say thank you first and

Oh, I'm so glad.

Tell me about your Christmas date. What happened?

Well, you know, she came and met me out at one of my favorite wine places that I

love to have wine at.

And, I don't know, our chemistry was so good. We didn't stay there too awful

long, but it was great. We had a great conversation, and we seem to

have quite a few of the same interests. I mean, not that I'm looking for

somebody to be an exact carbon copy of myself, but it's always nice to have

of the same interests.

The chemistry was there, and she just seems like a really great girl. So, you

know, we hung out a little bit after wine, and it was a good night. So I'm

really hoping that she felt the same, and hopefully I'll see her again.

I'm so glad.

Thank you. I thought you guys would really sit each other well, and I'm glad

that, you know, you guys not only could, like, hang out, but also, like, be a

little bit intimate. That's always nice. Yeah.

Glad that went really, really well for you. Yes, it did. So thank you so much.

I really didn't, you know, have the utmost faith in this process, but I'm

seeing that it can work. So thank you. You're welcome.

Very happy for you. Awesome.

Yeah, so I'm just going to hope to see her again, and hopefully things will

out. But if not, we'll see you in the future. But if you don't see me, well, I

guess it's because things.

Worked out well.

All right. Thank you so much for everything. I really appreciate it.

so much. Hi,

I'm Samantha Anderson.

I'm what you call a voluptuous blonde, as it's been used to describe me.

I'm a go -getter.

I'm very outward going, but I get shy in social situations. So it's kind of like

an oxymoron.

I do a lot of things outdoors.

I mean, I'm a girl, but I like to go canoeing and hiking and camping,

riding. But then again, I'm a girl who likes to stay at home and

cook a great meal. I'm an incredible cook, so my friends tell me.

Awesome. Okay.

Tell me a little bit about your last relationship with a woman.

My last relationship,

I mean, this girl, she chased me. I mean, she was probably one of the, she

really appealed to my romantic side.

Flowers, she'd bring flowers to my job.

She'd buy me jewelry and gifts and always surprising me. And it really did,

like, open my eyes up to being in love with another woman. I didn't know that

it had that side to it.

So I'm looking forward to my next adventure.

What attracts me into another person, another female, is the glint in her eye,

the soft lips.

I love that how women can be the most incredible kissing partners you've ever

met. I mean, everything starts with a kiss, right?

All the tawdry, naughty things you do to each other, the sweet ending of the

day, a wonderful beginning.

When you wake up in the morning, it all starts and ends with a kiss.

And a woman who knows how to kiss and make your toes tingle just sets my heart

on fire.

You know, I like a woman who's aggressive in and out of bed.

I like a woman who goes through her dreams and follows them every single day

because she's comfortable in herself to know that she can do it.

Wow. I mean, I think it looks really great.

Well, thank you. I appreciate it. I mean, if I need to change outfits or...

There's any improvement?

No. I mean, I'm more than open to the ideas. You don't have to change a thing.

mean, you look gorgeous.

You don't think I look too slutty in that outfit? No, you're totally

and no offense.

Thank you. I think you look great all the time.

Thank you. I appreciate it.

You know, I could spend the rest of the night in here trying to set you up with

other matches, but I've had a long day, and I'm kind of tired.

If you want to, we could always go, you know, down the street and get, like, a

drink or something.

Aw, so cute when you flirt. I would love to go have a drink.

That would be nice.

All right.

Well,

cheers. Have a nice evening out.

Oh, that's a good champagne.

Yeah.

So,

what made you decide to open a business, like a dating service? I mean... Well,

people are always asking me my opinion anyway. I might as well give it to them.

If I've got to listen to my friends complain about this stuff all day, I

as well give it to them. So, you've been good at setting people up and, you

know, happy couples and stuff like that? I guess that's right.

Um, yeah, most of the time.

long you've been doing it um i've been doing it for like eight years wow

i'm very accomplished i mean that must make you i mean it's not accomplishment

but to bring couples together to help people find love i mean it must give you

some kind of like satisfaction at heart to know that you can help other people

find love yeah nice to be able to pour the champagne to his well

Well, I mean, if you're happy doing what you like, then the money comes

afterward.

Oh, that's true.

I like your briefs. Oh, thank you.

I'm a bit of a jewelry hound. I like to go to different thrift stores and stuff

like that and try to find unique pieces to add to my collection.

Oh, thrift stores.

You like to go thrift stores too? Oh, really?

What is something that you hunt for every time you go?

You're going to laugh at me. No, I won't. I like vintage lingerie. You like

vintage lingerie? Yeah, I actually sound like this vintage, like, 60s Victoria's

Secret, like, teddy.

I should wear it for you one time.

Well, my hobby is photography.

I would like that. I would love to see something like that. I've never even

thought to look for lingerie. I mean, I have problems finding lingerie now.

So I couldn't even imagine trying to find 60s style. I mean, I go to look

like, turquoise jewelry and stuff like that, but not lingerie. The good thing

about lingerie is that you can fucking hang out.

Oh, that's the purpose of it not fitting?

It never has to fit. Oh, she say.

She say. It's a good fit and bad fit.

Or when it all comes off.

I noticed on the door of your business that it's a green business.

Yep. So you support the environment?

I don't support bad stuff.

Earth, I guess.

Like I don't... Like you would do the recycling thing and all that too? I

recycle. I have solar panels on my house. Oh, wow.

I don't get like plastic bags at the grocery store.

Uh -huh.

I, like, weatherproofed my house so that I can save on, like, electric bills.

Oh, wow.

You'll have to show me sometime. I would like to do that as a premise to my

house. I've just never seen them done in the right way. So I'd love to take a

look at your place and see how you've done it. Until they have a water

car, I refuse to get one.

Well, there was a Stanley steam engine. It was water -powered.

But that was, like, 1901.

They got rid of it, though.

Well, you kind of, like, needed fire and water.

So I didn't think it may have worked great for locomotives and, you know,

engines, but not for cars on that scale.

Fossil fuels and emissions.

Mm -hmm.

Well, that's good.

I do some recycling, and I'm, like, totally committed. Like, my car is a gas

hound, but I love it.

So.

I don't drive much. Is it a Hummer?

I'm just picturing you in this Hummer. No, it's a Mercedes. I wouldn't drive a

Hummer. I think that's for men with little dicks.

How big is your dick?

I have a drawer full.

That's the best answer.

I have to say, I really do like what you're wearing. If you find that at

shops, then we must go shopping sometime.

It's really cute. I really like it.

They never say button, do they? Is that why you didn't wear one?

Yeah, I didn't wear one or a bra.

I'm feeling you with the bra.

Sometimes it's just too hot to wear clothing.

Sometimes my boobs look so good with a bra. They look kind of fake. I don't

know.

But honey, those are real. Why wouldn't you be proud to have real boobs over

fake ones? Well, I don't get to spend time with real ones a lot to know that

they're nice.

You just see pictures of little fake chicks everywhere with fake tits.

Honey, you must come hang out in my neighborhood.

There's more of you?

Of course. Of course we have a whole association.

Can I name y 'all after each day of the week?

Have one over every day?

Do you know that's called game?

That's called game?

I never even thought of that.

We just do a ladies lunch kind of thing.

It's pictured like a bunch of like naked ladies all like having tea.

Fucking all over a tea table.

Well, not that quite wild, but it can get fun after a few cups of, you know,

glasses of champagne occasionally.

Well, if you had like a little breakfast here, whatever, you could put Kahlua in

the coffee.

Well, um, it's getting late.

I was going to head home. Do you need a ride?

Sure. Yeah?

I guess fossil fuel emissions are okay this time. This time? This time.

What's ride sharing?

Yeah, that's green.

Yeah, it's always green to be riding. Plus, we can do the carpool lane.

Yeah, because God knows I'm not getting in and out of a bicycle, but all right.

Okay.

Are you okay in there?

Hi. Hi.

Is everything all right in here?

Um, I was on a date with Beverly and she got sick, so I brought her home. I

mean, she didn't even know her way back, so I'm kind of, like, worried about her

in there. Kind of a usual thing for Beverly.

I've been friends with her for a while. I don't know if I want to really claim

her all the time.

She's kind of a lush.

Oh, okay. Well, that explains things.

I thought she was really cute. She had those big titties.

I was like, this is a bummer. I was hoping to get lucky.

Nobody said you have to go home.

Oh, my. You're quite forward, aren't you?

Just a little bit.

Oh,

my.

Well, I mean, you have nice big tits like I do, so.

Do you sleep topless?

Generally sleep naked, but, you know, I put on shorts to walk around the house.

Well, they're very lovely, and thank you for the invite.

It was a long drive over here.

So, your night can at least get a little better now, right?

If it's looking up, that's definitely sure.

I'm like, oh my.

What size are those?

They're A cups.

Yes, you can barely see them. I know. No, they're G's.

And if you don't mind, they're such a lovely handful. You have more than a

handful.

Yeah, they're 34 triple D's.

They're gorgeous.

They're perfect. Thank you.

They were yours.

Thank you.

I don't remember telling you when it was that late.

Yeah.

It's my lucky night after all.

I'm glad she got sick.

Because then I get to have you.

I'm

trying

to get me out of this time.

Soon enough.

Seems I missed your lips. I'm just going to mess them up again.

I love you.

I do, too. I think we're going to get all active, right?

Just like that.

Do you have a fingernail?

I have long nails, baby. I don't know the truth.

Just like that.

You're the only someone.

You're the only someone.

Oh fuck yeah.

There's my boob stuck underneath it.

They're fine, but I want to have some buns.

Does that tickle? A little bit.

You had your fun. I never get too much about my own.

I can almost matter about my own.

Oh my god, you got to put this into the spot.

No, you're doing a great job.

Tastes so good.

Oh my god.

You like that?

I've never had an orgasm I didn't like.

More. Yeah?

Get over here.

Yeah, let's bump pussies.

to convince me to shave my nose tomorrow.

I can see you again.

It'll be a whole new person.

you could not have got both at the same time

Richard for that pussy, aren't you?

That was good.

I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. Are you going to come in this way? I'm

coming, I'm coming.

My titties are squishing you. Mm -hmm.

I like it now.

Yeah, I wish I could come get on top of you.

Yeah. I don't think she'll see us.

Don't miss me. Stand on your hair.

I'm sorry. I'm stabbing you.

I'm going to sleep right here tonight.

I'm happy.

Me too.

I wonder if she's okay in there.

I don't care.

I don't either.

Some dating service. Go where she is.

I wonder if she set this all up on purpose.

Knowing her.

I'm going to sleep right here on your pussy.

You feel so nice.

Hi. Hi, how are you? Nice to meet you. I'm Alex.

Welcome. Sit down. Thank you.

How are you doing today? I'm good. I'm happy to be here today.

That's good.

Yeah. Well, Beverly had actually set you up with Danny.

Yeah. So we're going to show you a video and see what you think. Please. Right

here.

Hello.

My name is Dani Jensen.

And I'm kind of new to this.

But let's see. To start off with, I am 24 years old.

And I really have a thing.

I also have a love for animals. I have a pit bull.

And I tend to be a homebody, but I really, really enjoy

mixing it up and going out on weekends, whether it be a night escape to the

beach or dinner or movies or even just making dinner inside and renting a movie

from Redbox and having dessert at home.

for our favorite girl.

And one of our regulars had taken us to the VIP room.

And needless to say, we all

had a pretty frisky time.

And yeah, that's probably the

craziest place I ever had sex.

But it was memorable, to say the least.

So I guess the reason why I

decided to look into the dating service was because I just

have been so fed up with going out on blind dates, not

really knowing the person at all whatsoever.

And this way I can get more of a feel.

for what's out there and get, I think, a better match for

me. So I think that hopefully

this will work much, much better than the blind dates that my friend's been

setting me up on.

So what do you think?

Yeah, I love her.

I would like to meet her.

That's good. What I'll do is I'll go ahead and set it up.

Mm -hmm. And I'll ask her about you.

And she's available from 7 to 9 tomorrow if it does work. Does that work for

you? Yes. Yes. 7 o 'clock. It's perfect for me. Okay.

Well, I will give you a call to let you know I'm going to confirm everything.

Perfect. I'm happy. It was so nice to meet you.

Thank you so much. Nice to meet you. Thank you.

Bye -bye.

Hey, sweet mint.

Hi. How are you doing today?

Oh, my goodness. Trying to keep cool in this awful heat.

It's miserable outside. I'm glad that I'm here in the air conditioning. Yes,

very jealous. I just want to go from my car to inside and never in between. It's

like Vegas weather out here.

I'm Alex. So nice to meet you. Dani, nice to meet you.

Well, we actually have set you up with Diana today. So we're going to show you

her video.

I'm excited.

Yes, please.

It's right here.

Hi, my name is Diana Doll.

I'm originally from Slovakia, but I live in Los Angeles right now.

but I travel a lot for my work.

Originally, I'm a graphic designer.

And yeah, I like the job.

I like to play on the computer with Photoshop and many different things.

Well, I'm 5 '5 tall.

I like girls.

Then, I like animals.

It's like for me everything.

What else?

I like to have fun when I go out with someone for a date.

It can be anything, just if it's the right person.

So it can be movies, dinner, party, whatever.

I like to spend time with someone. I don't like to be alone.

This is a really hard part for me in my life.

And actually, I need to say that I prefer more girls than guys.

So I like to spend more time with the girls.

Officially, I'm really busy.

But when I have my free time, what I like to do is I really like to watch

movies, TV shows.

Then I like to go in the restaurant. I like special food.

I like sushi, Italian.

Then when I have free time, I like to do sports.

I'm a lot of at the gym almost every day, running or swimming, riding horses.

This is actually what I like to do when it's my free time.

What do you think?

Oh my goodness, I love her accent.

And she, her body is amazing.

I'm really glad that you like her. Beverly tends to do a really good job on

these things.

I have faith and I think the anticipation will be

amazing.

Amazingly difficult.

Amazingly difficult. That's awesome. I'm really glad that you liked her. Diana

actually likes you too. So we'll go ahead and set up a date for tomorrow. Oh

gosh. And I'll call you at the time.

Well, thank you so much for your help. I really appreciate it. You're welcome,

and I really thank you for coming in today, too.

Yay! I hope you have a great rest of the day. Have a great day. Keep cool.

I'm going to try.

So, thank you so much.

So, I think it's going to take at least 10 -15 minutes.

Oh, really?

Yeah. Cheers.

Cheers.

Yeah.

It seems pretty busy in there. I wonder what's going on. Yeah, I don't know.

It's my first time here, so I don't know what's going on.

Yeah. Usually, when they say 15 minutes, it really means a half an hour, so we

have time to kill.

We will see.

We will see.

So.

I have to admit, I was a little nervous.

Oh, really?

Yes, getting ready for our date tonight.

You're too little -based.

But I'm still pretty excited because my friend has been setting me up on these

awful blind dates, which is why I joined the dating service, because it shows

you more of a compatible match.

Mm -hmm. Yeah.

I'm really excited to find you on there.

I'm happy that you are here because it was kind of the same for me.

You're exactly what I was looking for, actually.

And I have to say, in real life, you look much better.

And I love your accent. Thank you. It's so sexy.

Thank you.

And you said you have a dog, right?

I do.

He's a 10 -month -old pit bull.

10 -month -old? Yeah, he weighs about 65 pounds right now.

Nice, what color?

He's part blue -nose, part brindle.

So he's got these stripes and a little blue tint to him. Yeah, that's nice.

Yeah, they're very, very loyal dogs. They get a bad rep.

You said you had a dog, too, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is why I was

was like,

okay, she likes dogs. I always have a puppy play date.

Yeah,

I have a small Shih Tzu.

Oh, really?

Oh, cute. How old?

Five.

her name dolly dolly oh that's so cute my dog's name is benny yeah

i think it's less intimidating actually from europe really yeah oh

my god how cute are you yeah i didn't want to keep her over there right no she

has to be with her mommy yeah but you know how i say like i travel a lot and

Sometimes I... What do you do with her?

Yeah, I have to find somebody a little bit. To watch her? Yeah, yeah. Do you

ever board her?

Just my friend, you know, or by the hotel or something like that. Yeah, at

hotel. Yeah, but you never know. If I'm going to travel, maybe I'm going to

bring you too.

I guess. That'd be wonderful. I'm going to play with your dog.

Exactly. He really, really likes little dogs, and he's even cat -friendly, so

they would definitely get along.

Yeah, so...

this is actually first time um what did you like the first time meeting girl

like um oh i mean this is the first time i ever uh started dating a girl or

right right right um well i just started up with the dating service recently um

about a month ago now or so so i'm still uh feeling it out okay

so i'm a first girl for you yes What about you? How long have you been on the

dating service?

Yeah, it's the first time, but I just found out one week ago.

Oh, wow. And I already tried, like.

Okay, okay.

That's cool.

Yeah, I didn't want to wait, you know. I didn't want to wait.

Sometimes it's hard, you know, when you are in the club or somewhere and you

like a girl. You cannot come up to her and. Right, right. Like, hey, you like

girls? Right, right. Kind of like.

So I think this is actually a good idea. Yeah, exactly. Because you never know

for sure if a girl is going to be into girls, even if you're into her. And this

way there's no awkwardness and everybody's on the same page. Mm -hmm.

So you said you're a graphic designer?

I'm a graphic designer.

How long have you been doing that for?

Long time.

Since when I was 25.

Wow, that's awesome.

You're so pretty.

Thank you.

It's a good job.

Sometimes it's hard.

Today you'll be there.

People will want exactly.

I do some logos, and then they say, no, I want different colors and everything,

and so it's kind of hard, but I like it.

Very nice. People are pretty particular.

And what do you do?

I'm going to school right now to be a vet tech.

It's veterinary technology, essentially the nurse to the veterinarian.

So I'm going to school for that right now. It's a 22 -month accelerated

So I should be, or I will be done in another year.

Okay, good.

I love animals.

Of course.

Oh my gosh, it's kind of like, you're kind of waiting too long, you don't

so? I know.

What's going on there?

It's really, really busy tonight.

I don't know.

You want to go maybe check out?

Yeah, I think, you know, that's...

A great idea.

Let me go double check.

Okay, go check.

I got an update for you.

Miss me?

I do.

So, what's going on?

Apparently, there is some big wig celebrity inside, which is why it's

taking... So extremely long because everybody is trying to get a table right

now.

Unfortunately. Okay, so they said that we have to wait a little bit more? Yes.

They said at least another 15 minutes.

Oh my gosh. Which, like I said, they said that 15 minutes ago.

Okay.

Let's wait. We will see.

We will see. But tell me more about where have you been? Where have you

to? Oh, I travel everywhere in Europe.

Actually, I've been to Italy, Germany, Spain.

Wow, so you're very worldly.

Yeah, yeah. Everywhere is the business I go, you know. And right now I'm in the

USA, and then I'm going to travel in the USA.

What's your favorite cuisine?

Like, out of all the places you've traveled, where has the best food?

Oh. Italy.

Yeah, Italy. Oh, I don't doubt that. But I think my country, you know, because I

get used to it, I think it's the best. Right, right, right. But I like Italian.

Spain, like... What's the food... What's the worst food you've tried that you

didn't like?

What I didn't like? Actually, I don't need to eat Mexican food.

I really don't need to. Like, okay, chicken quesadilla, fine. Right. But the

other ones, like, actually, I hate spicy food. Okay. I really cannot eat spicy.

Right, right, right, right.

Very well. I think Indian food is pretty spicy, too. Actually, I never tried, so

I don't know. Okay, yeah.

Stay away from that, then.

I like sushi.

I like sushi, too.

Yeah. I'm more of the roll. I like rolls better than the actual...

Rosset, because I am weird about the texture of it. Yeah, I know.

What I can eat is just tuna, I would say.

But for next trip, maybe, I don't know, maybe I can take you with me. You can go

with me and you can have a small vacation.

That would be so much fun.

I've only ever been out of the country twice.

Yeah,

that would be wonderful.

I got to visit Japan and Bali.

Japan? Wow.

Yeah, Tokyo, actually.

I would like to go there.

Maybe. It's fun.

But the food in Bali was kind of a hit or miss because there's a lot of, they

put like peanut sauce on a lot of stuff.

And, I don't know, it's not peanuts, it's like a peanut, what do you call it,

peanut sauce.

Uh -huh. And, I don't know, it, You put it on everything and I was just like...

Yeah, of course, then it's on everything.

Yeah. So that was kind of hit or miss. You know what? I don't think so. I want

to wait longer.

Okay. You know, I'm staying in this hotel, so what about we can go in my

and we can order service?

Room service? Room service, yeah. I think that is a fucking fantastic idea.

Okay, perfect. So let's go.

Let's go.

Okay,

go first.

Yeah. Help me.

You know, we don't need to take a drink. Just put a drink here.

Or order a drink.

Yeah, order a drink.

What a gorgeous hotel. Yeah, it is, right?

I've never been here before.

I like it. I will be staying here. It's so cool.

We have good taste.

Thank you. I know this is their room.

I like it.

Do you want to order a room, sir?

Yeah, yeah, please. I'm so hungry.

So, you...

I have obviously looked over the menu. What's good?

You know, like chicken and rice and vegetables.

Like stir -frying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think so, too. Yeah, okay. Perfect.

Should we order some chocolate -covered strawberries for dessert?

Yes, yeah.

And some wine?

Mm -hmm.

Perfect. I would like the red wine.

You're with me again.

Hello, I'd like to order room service, please.

That's fine. I would like two plates of stir fry and

also some chocolate covered strawberries for dessert and

a very nice red wine.

What do you suggest?

I think we will be very happy with that. Thank you.

Okay.

Okay, half an hour.

Great. Bye now.

Perfect.

Wow. Looks like we have half an hour to film. Yeah.

So,

how long have you been staying here?

It's like five days and my last two days here.

i go again somewhere else you know like i'm traveling so i need to relax i was

busy i was working and finally today it's my day off tomorrow

i just gonna pack and then i go right right looks like it's a really nice pool

down there too i'd love to lay out and yeah maybe get some fun yeah maybe we

come tomorrow or something i think

Absolutely. Or maybe we can go on a choosy tonight.

Yeah, maybe.

Nice dress, actually. I like the color.

Thank you.

Against my pale skin and your sewed hand.

Yeah, thank you.

I love that. Thank you.

Beautiful.

You're so soft.

Thank you.

And admiring each of your amazing attributes all night long.

My body is so tight.

I can

just

caress this body all night long and

molest it.

Bye.

Goodness, I could just eat you up.

Eat me.

Be my pleasure.

I really, really could eat you up.

Oh my god, it was so good.

Your lips are soft above and below.

I love your furry little happy trail too.

Isn't that adorable?

Such a little tight pink.

pink little balloon knot.

You're so perfect.

I love you.

You want to

sit

with me?

Mmm.

wow wow

Yeah.

I'm a good kisser.

You're good at much more than kissing.

Well, I think we need some

strawberries and wine to top it all off.

Yeah, good idea.

And then maybe round two.

And we go to Jack Coveman's party.

And you are so fucking cute.

Room service.

Hi, how are you?

Hi, I'm good.

Good to see you again.

Yeah, good to see you again, too. How was your date?

It was perfect.

It was really amazing. Thank you so much. We had so much fun together.

Oh, you're welcome. So you had a good time with Dani?

Yes. What did you all do?

You know, how I told you I travel, you know, all the time around and I was

staying in the hotel, you know, and then we met in my office.

I was happy to see her. We had a nice conversation. Then I invited her to the

restaurant.

But, you know, it was kind of, like, really busy.

They just say they cannot give us table. We would need to wait, like, maybe one

hour, and I didn't want to wait, you know.

We were waiting, like, 20 minutes first, you know, and we were talking.

She was really nice.

And then I decided I'm going to take her back in the hotel. So we went back in

the hotel, and we had a room service, and, yeah, we had a really great time.

That's awesome. I'm really glad. So you think you want to go out with her again?

I think so. She was great, nice.

Well, that's awesome. Well, what I'll do is that I'll talk to her about it, and

then I'll give you a call and let you know. I'm really glad that we could help

you out. Thank you. I would like to see her again.

Thanks, and let us know if we can do anything else for you.

Perfect. Thank you.

Thank you so much. You're welcome.

Have a nice day.

Hi,

how are you?

My date was fantastic, and I have to thank you so much for setting

it up.

So I already talked to Diana, and she told me that you guys went to the

restaurant and you couldn't be seated.

Oh, yeah.

And then you guys ended up going back to your room for some room service, but

she kind of cut the story off there.

So what's ended up really happening?

Well, I usually don't kiss and tell, but...

Come on, you can tell me. We're all friends here.

He is such a good kisser. Among other things, of course. Oh, really?

Yes, really, really.

So you had an especially good time? Mm -hmm, yes.

Room service was just, you know, this cherry on top of the ice cream.

Were there cherries involved?

There were cherries and chocolate and whipped cream.

Hi, I have an appointment, so is Beverly here?

Beverly's actually not in today, but I'm Alex. I'll be taking her place. She's

my roommate. She wasn't feeling well last night, but welcome. You can go

and sit down. Okay, cool.

My name is Jazlyn Jade.

Actually,

she had set you up with Alexa.

Would you like to see her video?

I would love to. Okay, well here it is right here.

I go to Cal State LA for business managerial.

So I like to go out with my friends for fun, do some social stuff. I like nice

dinners. I don't really do the club scene too much, but yeah, I

just like to go out and have a good time.

The reason why I love women is because women are just very

soft.

And loving and compassionate. They're much more willing to give.

And they're very great lovers as

well. Their kisses are just very nice and passionate.

And, yeah, I just prefer women.

free time, I love to go to the gym.

I'll be at the gym for three hours straight if I can. I'll do, like, an

cardio, an hour weights, some yoga.

Maybe I'll, like, head over to the sauna.

I like doing that. I also like reading, and I'm currently learning how to play

guitar, so that's fun.

I also just got a new stripper pole, so I'm learning some tricks.

Yeah, that's what I like to do.

Out of this dating service, I really just want to find a great girl.

I'm not really good at picking up on girls, so I think this would be much

for me to find someone that I have stuff in common with and, yeah,

just hit it off with a girl.

So what do you think about her?

I think she's a really gorgeous girl. She sounds like somebody I'd be

in getting to know.

Well, that's awesome. I know Beverly had picked her out just especially for you.

Okay. She had met both of you and just kind of felt the connection with that.

Okay, cool. If you want, I can go ahead and contact Alexa and set up a date. I

would love that because I'm definitely interested by that video.

It really looks like somebody I can get along with.

Well, that's awesome. I'm really glad, and I hope it works out.

All right. Well, thank you. You're welcome. It was nice meeting you. Nice

meet you, too, and I'll let you know. Okay, thank you.

Good job, Jasleen.

Actually, I moved here from Texas not too long ago. I suck at this.

Very competitive.

So, Texas.

Yeah. That's a cool part.

Actually, I came from San Antonio.

Really? Yeah. Do you like it here in LA?

I do.

It's very versatile.

Versus, like, everything's country all the time over there, so I think that's

pretty cool. Yeah. What about you? Where do you... Where'd you come from? Or

you've been here all your life? Yeah, L .A. girl, so born and raised. Do you

like it? Love it. I would never leave.

Okay. Yeah, I travel a lot, and nothing compares to L .A. Yeah.

Yeah, I completely get that. Everything's so different around here.

everything that I wouldn't expect, it's, like, that time spent. So I like it.

It's cool.

Cool.

Well, we should hang out more often.

Yeah.

I can't believe I didn't meet you sooner. I know.

You're so pretty.

So are you.

Thank you. If I would have known you were so good at pool, I wouldn't have...

what do you like to do for fun?

I mean, I like to do a little bit of everything. If I can find something that

enjoy doing no matter what it is, and especially if I have someone to do it

with, it's like ten times better. So I like to try new things.

What about you, though?

Yeah, same here.

I'm always...

Down to try new things.

I like to go dancing and learn how to play guitar.

I know,

it's hard.

Yeah, I know.

I tried for like two weeks and I was like, oh God, I'm not getting it. Yeah,

took a class and I dropped it. I'm like, I just can't keep up.

I'm like, I'll just learn on my own.

It's the same thing with me and piano. I started out really young learning that.

I thought I was never going to get it down. I literally took almost half a

just to learn.

Like, get my keys and everything down. Wow.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm still learning, like, the chords and so forth. I can barely,

like, get one song down.

I'm like, I'll just get there eventually.

That's cool that you like to do that, though. Anything else you like to do?

You go out, take bars and class.

Actually, I do.

Dancing is, like, one of my big things because I love music in general. Oh. So,

I mean, any time that I can find someone to go out with, like, because it's so

boring just going out with yourself, you know what I mean?

So, I mean, I'm really just looking for, like, somebody that can go out and have

a good time with me because I love going out to clubs and, you know, just

dancing and, you know, getting to meet and talk to everybody. So, I think

cool. Cool. Same here.

Yeah, I like dancing too. It's fun sometimes to get out of your system.

Oh, yeah, definitely.

I'm surprised I haven't seen you out.

Yeah, well, you know LA. There's so many clubs.

Can you keep up with what's cool now?

Yeah, trying to keep all the new trends together.

Yeah, there's always a new club out every month or two. It's like, okay,

a hot spot?

Oh, yeah, tell me about it. There's a new club that's actually just opening

recently that I got told about, so I'm interested in checking that out. if you

would like to accompany me.

That would be greatly appreciated.

Yes, yes, I like that.

What's the name of the club?

Actually, it's, I think, something like,

it's something that starts with an E. It's like Echo or, it's not Echo because

Echo's been around for a while. But it's something like that. Okay, cool.

I'll have to give the name of it so I can tell you. Yeah, yeah.

We'll have some fun, we'll have some drinks and go out on the dance floor.

Yeah. We'll have a good time.

Definitely.

So do you come to this place often?

I've been here a few times. I like it. It's a good vibe.

It's a good bar.

Obviously, I'm not that good at playing pool.

It's okay.

I'm horrible at this game. I tried to play once and I actually shot the ball

over the table.

And needless to say, the guy that it hit was not very happy with me. Oh, nice.

I've never done that.

Well, cheers.

I'm glad you invited me.

I'm glad I met you on the site.

Go ahead, your turn.

Let me try to make it look like I know what I'm doing here.

You've got to impress.

Oh, yeah.

Wow!

The other woman in the photo is a scratch, isn't it? That's really

I have no idea.

Here, come on.

But, you know, I think you've got to teach me.

You've got to do the whole, like, how do I hold my stick?

The bend.

Please help me.

You've got to do the bend over the thing.

All right. What do I do with my hand?

You just hold it like this? Mm -hmm. And then, like, until you, like, feel that

it's, like, even to hit, and then you hit it.

Well, of course, like, you get it. Wow.

That's really good.

Yeah. But if it would have been harder, it would have been better.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

So, like, what do you do in your spare time since you asked me? What do you

to do?

Let's see.

I like to do a lot of things.

I stay really busy with school, though. Right now it's summer, so, yeah, I have

a lot of time off. I'm trying to just.

go out, like, as much as I can. And then when school starts, I'm going to hermit

up again.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, so right now I'm just looking for some fun.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm just trying to hang out. School is crazy, especially, like,

when you're trying to cram in for finals.

Everything is good, though, this summer, though, because now you don't have to

worry about it anymore. Yeah, and it's a quarter system, so I know I'm just

going to be going, like, hectic, like, insane when school starts.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Definitely, and trying to get all your new classes in and

Mm -hmm.

That's pretty cool, though. So what are you going to school for?

Business managerial. Oh, okay, cool. Yeah, over at Cal State LA.

Oh, wow. Mm -hmm. That's interesting.

Yeah. So do you plan on, like...

doing that for a while like after you get out or anything else you want to do

i'll see where it goes i still have two more years it's my bachelor's so well

you never know because the guy that associates with kinesiology oh yeah i

really use that i do work out um and then i got my second associate this

for business so and then i transferred over with that but We'll see where that

goes. I don't want to jump into anything too soon. I really want to get the

knowledge before I figure out.

Some long -term goals. Right now I'm just trying to focus on school.

Yeah, no, I don't blame you. I would take your time and, you know, get all

opportunities and things like that before you just jump on one thing.

always seems like every time that you, you know, you pick something, then

something else better comes along afterwards. Exactly.

You never know where you're going to be at in like two years, you know. Oh,

yeah, definitely.

Do you go to school?

Actually, right now I don't.

Focusing more on, like, my job and getting up on my feet and stuff like

But as far as right now, I am looking into going to school, which would be

Because I'm trying to go for, like, arts and stuff like that. Oh, cool. Yeah,

because that's one of, like, my big interests.

They have a good school in North Hollywood for that.

Okay, cool. Yeah.

I'll check it out.

It's like the Art Institute.

I'll try to take another shot at it, see if I can do it.

Let's see.

And then I think I'll put it like over here, right?

All right. Let's see what I can do.

Oh, I hit it.

You're awesome.

Oh, I thought it was going to go again. So close.

Check out the piano.

Oh, definitely.

Yeah, you said you know how to play, right? Show me some of my skills. Yeah,

that. I would love to see you play.

It's been forever since I played, so I'm probably all rusty.

Okay, that takes a lot of effort. I don't even

know how... That's

okay.

You're trying.

No, I'm still rusty on this. Really?

It's so bad, but it's so cute.

I'm going to take my jacket off that way I can play this properly.

Okay.

Okay.

That's really good.

I learned this whenever I was like seven, so I'm going to try and do this.

OK.

That's awesome.

I didn't expect it to be that good.

That's really impressive.

I'm so shocked that you can play it. Thank you. I wish it sounded better.

you know, I knew, like, the whole song or something.

I love it. Thank you. Yeah, let's have a drink to that. Definitely.

The drink is good.

Definitely.

You're so pretty.

Thank you.

A great time.

I know, me too.

Yeah. I should have met you sooner.

I know, but we met, so that's all that matters. Yeah, I know.

So, you showed me your piano skills.

I should show you my guitar skills.

Okay. Yeah, I'm still learning, so you've got to bear with me.

Oh, no, it's perfectly fine. Yeah.

I'll send you what I have down. Cool. Okay.

want to come back to my place and I'll show you what I can do.

I would like to.

Let's go.

So this is my

place. I like it. It's nice. I like it here. It's really nice. Very

home -like.

Thank you.

So what about your guitar? Are you going to show me your skills?

In a little bit.

I'll serenade you in just a second.

After I have some fun with you.

mm -hmm

Thank you.

Okay.

Thank you.

We love them.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Ah!

So how was your date?

It was fantastic.

I had such a good time.

That's great. What did you all end up doing?

Well, we went to this bar in Venice Beach, and we were playing pool for a

just getting to know one another. She ended up playing the piano for me, and

was so cute.

I loved it.

So I told her I would play my guitar for her, and we just hit it off.

That's awesome.

So what was your favorite part about it?

Gosh, I don't know. I'd say, I don't know, she's just a really sweet girl. We

just really clicked and we had that chemistry going.

That's awesome. I think she thinks so too.

Oh, great. Do you want to go out with her again? I would love to.

That's great. So obviously the service worked for you.

It did.

Well, that's awesome. What I'll do is I'll go ahead and let her know that

like to go out with her again.

And, I mean, good luck with all that.

Okay, thank you. And let us know if you need us in the future.

Yes, absolutely.

It was really great working with you. It was good working with you, too. Thank

you so much.

I mean, we had an amazing time. So, I'm

glad that, you know, we got paired up together.

That's awesome. What did y 'all end up doing?

We actually ended up going to a bar in Venice.

And, I mean, it was a whole lot more fun than I expected. Because, you know,

like... I don't go to a lot of bars, but we played pool, and we had a few

drinks, and I showed her how I play the piano, which isn't really that great.

But she liked it, and, yeah, I mean, everything ended up being really good.

That's awesome. So do you think you're going to go out with her again?

Oh, yeah, definitely.

Like, I can see myself with her. She's a really sweet girl.

Well, that's really great. I'm really happy that the service was able to help

you out and, like, a possible match for you. Yeah, definitely. I can't say

enough about how much it was great, and I'm glad that you guys helped me. What

was your favorite part about that?

My favorite part overall was, like, the date itself, which you mean, like, the

company itself.

In general, whichever.

The company itself, I'm glad that, you know, I was able to be, you know, helped

by you guys, you know, that you guys did a lot on your end.

And then also on the date, like, as far as being matched up perfectly, like, I

couldn't say anything better about it. It was amazing.

Well, that's awesome.

Yeah. Well, I'm glad that you made a match. I hope that we can help you out

the future.

Definitely. Well, thank you.

Thanks.

Never know how much I love you.

Never know how much I care.

When you put your arms around me, I get a fever that's so hard

to bear. You give me fever.

I hope you like, and I hope I like you in return.

My name is Jacqueline J.

And a little bit about me would be, you know, I like to have fun. I want to find

someone that I can go out with and have a good time that I can also call my best

friend to be able to talk to.

Hi, I'm Alexa Nicole, and I am an L .A. girl.

Out of this dating service, I really just want to find a great girl.

Hi, my name is Alex Chance.

I'm tall and 5 '8". I like to have a lot of fun. Perfect date would be going to

dinner at a nice restaurant.

Hi, I'm Samantha Ryan.

I look for in a woman is somebody who's spontaneous and fun, but at the same

time not high -maintenance, somebody who's very chill and down -to -earth.

I'm Samantha Anderson.

I'm what you call a voluptuous blonde.

So here I am burying myself, trying to find that one person that I could spend

the rest of my life with.

Hello, my name is Dani Jensen.

I personally love girls who have nice big boobies because I have such small

boobies, so I like to play with big boobies.

Hi, my name is Diana Dolm. I'm originally from Slovakia.

I like to spend time with someone. I don't like to be alone.

This is a really hard part for me.

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So I like to tell jokes, sometimes inappropriate, but still funny.

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