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Yeah.
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Oops.
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So.
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So why are you.
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Yeah, about that.
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I was making sure I was shaving
perfectly.
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Hmm. For what and for who?
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Well, tonight is me and Billy's first
time. Oh, really?
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Yeah, Billy's taking me out to eat and
then.
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And we do the dirty.
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But, yeah.
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I'm a little nervous.
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Oh. Everything's perfect.
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Yeah. Perfect shade.
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Yeah. For a special person.
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Yeah.
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Huh.
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I wish I had someone, you know, who, you
know, is my new genie, you know.
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You're a virgin.
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We went to the club.
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We went to Danny.
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I feel like such a loser, like, still a
virgin, you know.
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No, you're not the only one, you know.
Like, I just want to, like, just get it
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over with, like. Yeah.
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Not say, like, I'm not a virgin anymore,
you know. True. It's embarrassing.
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Oh, God.
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Yeah, it's like, I heard, you know.
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Yeah.
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Just not sure that I love Billy, you
know.
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Like, it makes me feel so, I don't know,
wrong.
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Because I'm pretty sure Billy, like,
cares about me that way.
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But I don't, you know. Or at least I'm
not sure.
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Yes. Oh, okay.
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I'm attracted to you, and it's like,
you're hard, you're, you're, it's like,
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you're hard to describe.
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You love me? Yes.
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Why? Like, I'm so shocked right now.
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Really?
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Yeah. I mean, I can't believe you
haven't told me. Like, you waited until
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Well, yes, if you.
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Damn, like, that girl is sexy. Like,
when you have, like, the perfect tits
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everything. But, like, yours. Yours,
too.
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Come on.
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I mean, I was just kind of, I didn't
know if that would push you away or ruin
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our friendship. I feel the same way.
It's like, when I finally just said out,
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you know, I love you. You're attractive.
I'm really into you.
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You know, I'm not sure about Danny, but
you, yes.
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I'm actually, yeah. Yeah, I guess kind
of forget knowing it. You know, what are
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we going to do about that?
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Well,
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I'm glad that we finally got that out.
Oh, I'm so glad.
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It's like, oh my God, you're hot.
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You know, beautiful legs.
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I feel the same way about each other.
I'm so glad I feel the same way. I was
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nervous. I was like, had to say, and I
feel like the right moment
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to tell you. And you told me you love me
too. It's like, okay.
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It's like, I don't know, I took a real
leap.
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Yeah.
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It's like, oh, that's good. Everything
in me. I feel put in place now. Yeah.
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You know?
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We see each other in the shower. Come
on. We shower together.
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I scrub your bag and you scrub mine.
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Rubbing. Yes.
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um um
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It feels right.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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That's good.
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I'm
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getting
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so wet.
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So hot. Okay.
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I guess you want to see me naked first.
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I wasn't supposed to do that, huh?
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God.
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I see the tips of yours. Hey, get me on
mute.
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Just don't even... Just stop.
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I know you fucked her.
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Like... Well, yeah, you know.
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I was... Come on, I'm sorry.
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Were you just jealous because I told her
I was going to take her to the hotel,
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too?
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Yeah.
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Actually, yeah.
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Like, come on. You told her, but you
also told me... You fucking bitch.
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I can't believe you.
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Oh, God.
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What is she doing?
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Today? Right now?
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Yeah.
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Like, I mean... You know, it's really
not that big of a
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deal. It's just your virginity. It was
supposed to be special, though.
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Well, you know, maybe she just wasn't
the right person for you. How do you
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I mean, you just know. I mean, it's...
Don't be sad. It's not that big of a
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deal.
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I mean, she went and fucked her and
didn't even tell you. Wasn't even going
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tell you.
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That's true.
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I mean... You know, she never really
loved you.
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Obviously. Yeah.
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I don't know.
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Come here. It just sucked.
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Don't be sad.
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You know, maybe... Do you want to go
out?
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You'd want to do that?
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Yeah, like, I mean, you're having a bad
day.
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Yeah, that sounds fun.
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Okay, I mean, you know, there's
something I have to tell
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you. Do you?
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Yeah, I mean, I love you.
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You love me? Yeah.
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I love you, too.
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So...
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Do you want to go to the hotel with me
tonight?
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Yeah. Okay. I do.
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Alright, let's go.
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So, like, have you ever hooked up with a
girl
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before?
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No,
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it's my first time.
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Well, maybe I can show you something
new.
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Maybe you can before.
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I'm so nervous.
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Me too.
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But I think it'll be fun.
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Okay. I mean, it can't be that hard,
right?
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I know.
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Okay, so.
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You're so cute!
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So are you!
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I like this. This is fun.
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Well, hopefully it gets more fun.
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I love
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your
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dick.
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Thank you.
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Can I take your shirt off?
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Mm -hmm.
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Do you want me to take mine off?
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Yeah, I'll take it off. Oh, okay.
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You're so nice.
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Maybe if I can get them undone.
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They're really tight.
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Make your butt look good now.
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What to do with each other now?
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Such thick hair.
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Yeah,
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it is.
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No, it's not.
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Yeah, it is. It's a big deal.
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You were just telling me earlier it's
not that big of a deal. Well, I mean...
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Okay, but losing my virginity wasn't a
big deal, but... I mean, being
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in love was...
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What do you want, you turd?
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To the best night of our lives.
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So far.
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What do you mean, so far?
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I mean, we're only 18.
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We're gonna have a lot of better nights.
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Yeah, but...
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I mean, when we were 16, when we first
fell in love, we agreed that we were
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going to wait until today, until we were
old enough.
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I know. And now we know that we like
girls.
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Girls. You mean girl.
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Like, singular.
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Yeah. I mean, you said girls, plural,
which kind of makes it seem like you
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to go get with other girls.
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No.
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Okay.
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Are you serious? Are you really doing
this?
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I'm just saying, I mean, I don't want to
keep you from what you really want.
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You know I want you, so just... Just
take off your panties and let's get over
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with. Okay, right, right. So you can get
off to those people that you want to
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have sex with, right?
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Maybe we just shouldn't do it at all.
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Yeah.
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No, I only want to be with you.
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Me too.
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I'm sorry.
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You want to start over?
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Yeah. That sounds good. All right.
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Count of three, okay?
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What? Why do you get to choose the
number?
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Oh, my God.
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I love him, Caesar's ghost.
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Please don't bring Caesar's ghost into
this.
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You know what? Fine.
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It's your toast.
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So, no, you pissed all over my toast, so
thanks.
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You're just ruining the mood.
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Wait, I ruined the mood? Hold on, what?
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Yeah, are you serious right now?
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All right, well, maybe you could just,
we could start over and you could try my
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banana.
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Come on, come try my banana.
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Okay.
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Huh?
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Did you really just have to do that?
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It was just a two.
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Okay, Miss Prissy Pants, it's called a
fart. Welcome to the 29th century. It's
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the 21st century.
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I know what century it is.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I shouldn't be so
divisive.
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Yeah.
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Let's put our idiocracy aside.
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How about you pick the number?
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Okay. Well, how about ten?
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Why ten?
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So I can get you as long as I want?
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Ten.
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9 8 7
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6 5
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4 3 2
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1
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the fall time, it sucks.
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It is cold over here. You guys actually
have seasons.
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Yeah. Let me use your shower to warm up.
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Yeah. Yeah, we actually remodeled the
bathroom, too, so, like, I don't know if
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you remember, like, when we were kids,
like, how, like, so rickety and rusty it
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was. Yeah, I do. Yeah, that was, like,
yeah, that was, like, one of the first
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things that we actually did. They
actually had that done, like, when I
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from college, and I was, like, awesome.
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That's great.
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Awesome. What have we been up to?
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Nothing really.
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A lot of just issues that I've been
having lately. I don't know.
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But besides that, I got back from
school. I've just been working around,
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the house.
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With, like, my parents getting older and
stuff like that, they need an extra
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hand on that.
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Yeah.
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They'll think of you around.
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Makes sense.
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Yeah, it's nice. I don't even have to
pay rent anymore. It's, like, coming
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like, Florida back to Kentucky and stuff
like that. Like where like rent was
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like a thousand dollars a month and
stuff like that. And like here, I don't
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to pay shit. So I'm like, okay, sweet.
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Oh yeah. LA was so different. It was
crazy. And everybody's crazy.
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Really? Yeah, all the people.
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It's insane.
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You should go out there actually
sometime.
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You'd like it. Oh, it's insane.
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They never find it crazy, but you should
go out there.
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It's awesome.
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Everybody's nuts.
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Do you see like a lot of celebrities?
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and stuff like that? Like, actually,
like, what they see in, like, the
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Like, you, like, walk down the street
and you see... No.
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Because they would sing it or something?
Not necessarily. Even if you did, you
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wouldn't know. Well, maybe you would
know, but I didn't know.
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I was too preoccupied living in my own
little world.
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I don't know what I'd do.
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I'd see some of the famous and, like,
probably, like, tackle them or
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I was like, I love you. And then get
arrested.
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Yeah. Stop. That's not a good idea.
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Maybe I just need to stay my ass here.
259
02:07:15,560 --> 02:07:16,600
It was fun, though.
260
02:07:20,170 --> 02:07:24,510
So, moving to, like, L .A. and stuff
like that, you haven't, like, is it,
261
02:07:24,550 --> 02:07:26,610
did you hook up with anyone there?
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02:07:27,270 --> 02:07:29,950
Anything on there? Like, you haven't
told me any stories about you having,
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a girlfriend or anything.
264
02:07:32,350 --> 02:07:34,870
No, I, um, I don't know.
265
02:07:35,170 --> 02:07:37,270
What, did you lose your virginity while
I was gone?
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02:07:37,810 --> 02:07:39,870
I didn't bring up that situation about
me yet.
267
02:07:41,010 --> 02:07:42,690
Well, I'm asking. I'm bringing it up.
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02:07:43,110 --> 02:07:44,110
Did you?
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02:07:44,250 --> 02:07:46,730
I asked you first. I could tell by the
way you're...
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02:07:54,760 --> 02:07:55,760
You did.
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02:07:55,820 --> 02:07:56,820
Yeah. Look at you.
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02:07:57,940 --> 02:08:02,060
Okay, tell me. Tell me. All the dirty
details. Okay, I'll tell you mine.
273
02:08:02,280 --> 02:08:05,360
And it was. It was in L .A. It was in L
.A.? It was in L .A.
274
02:08:05,720 --> 02:08:06,860
Well, it was in Hollywood.
275
02:08:07,680 --> 02:08:09,320
Hollywood? Yeah, at this club.
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02:08:09,840 --> 02:08:13,720
It was, like, a bondage club. It was
really weird. It's all these, like,
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02:08:13,720 --> 02:08:16,300
people with, like, chains and little
leather things on.
278
02:08:17,100 --> 02:08:18,580
Why the hell were you there?
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02:08:18,960 --> 02:08:20,720
Just for fun. I don't know.
280
02:08:24,240 --> 02:08:25,620
Yeah, I'm telling you, it's crazy.
281
02:08:25,940 --> 02:08:27,100
So you have to tell me yours now.
282
02:08:27,600 --> 02:08:30,000
Tell me first, and then I'll tell you
about mine.
283
02:08:31,100 --> 02:08:33,600
I'll tell you half of mine, and then you
have to go. It was here or at school?
284
02:08:34,680 --> 02:08:36,320
It was over at the old Olsen's place.
285
02:08:36,880 --> 02:08:37,880
Oh. Yeah.
286
02:08:39,760 --> 02:08:41,280
Okay, tell me. Now I have to know.
287
02:08:41,760 --> 02:08:44,520
Okay, well... Getting down on haystacks
or what?
288
02:08:44,960 --> 02:08:46,360
No, it was at their cabin.
289
02:08:47,280 --> 02:08:50,660
Okay, do you know, like, where, okay,
where they, like, store, like... like,
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02:08:50,660 --> 02:08:53,760
mason jars and stuff like that, so,
like, the gardens and everything, do you
291
02:08:53,760 --> 02:08:55,720
know, like, where they store it at,
like, in the back porch? Yeah, I
292
02:08:55,920 --> 02:09:00,100
yeah. Yeah, we were at, like, it was,
like, I don't know whose farewell party
293
02:09:00,100 --> 02:09:03,900
was, but I don't know, someone they
know, and I guess they're, like, from
294
02:09:03,900 --> 02:09:08,600
another county over, but we went there,
and I swear, I was drinking Jack from,
295
02:09:08,640 --> 02:09:13,240
like, 12 o 'clock in the daytime, and
then, like, everybody had, like, the
296
02:09:13,240 --> 02:09:16,040
tequila shots and everything else, and
then one thing led to another.
297
02:09:18,180 --> 02:09:19,180
Sarah, do you know her?
298
02:09:19,450 --> 02:09:20,450
Yeah.
299
02:09:21,250 --> 02:09:22,530
Yeah. Really?
300
02:09:23,130 --> 02:09:24,210
Yeah. No way.
301
02:09:24,490 --> 02:09:26,250
Fucking whore of the town. Oh, my God.
302
02:09:26,950 --> 02:09:28,090
Obviously, I want to get with her.
303
02:09:29,090 --> 02:09:32,810
She's, like, the only, like, girl that,
like, grows in this, like, whole, like,
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02:09:32,830 --> 02:09:37,430
community here, so I don't have... I
know, but you could have just, like,
305
02:09:37,430 --> 02:09:38,970
someone. Yeah.
306
02:09:39,190 --> 02:09:43,830
Like, hey, um, by the way, I'm lesbian.
I've known you for, like, ten years, but
307
02:09:43,830 --> 02:09:45,310
I like your pussy.
308
02:09:48,520 --> 02:09:50,440
Oh, my gosh. So, how was that? How was
Sarah?
309
02:09:51,200 --> 02:09:52,200
Very,
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very sloppy.
311
02:09:54,620 --> 02:09:57,880
Like, nothing, like, I expected.
312
02:09:58,500 --> 02:10:01,880
Like, I thought it was, like, supposed
to be, like, passionate and loving.
313
02:10:02,120 --> 02:10:04,080
And I thought, like, a girl knows a
girl.
314
02:10:04,520 --> 02:10:08,640
Yeah. Like, I'm thinking she has all my
farts. I have all her farts. She should
315
02:10:08,640 --> 02:10:14,740
actually know what to do. Like,
seriously, we still had our clothes on.
316
02:10:15,420 --> 02:10:16,420
Oh, wow.
317
02:10:19,560 --> 02:10:26,540
more about her i think she got off and
it was done and you didn't no no
318
02:10:26,540 --> 02:10:33,420
oh no my experience was like pretty
similar to that very
319
02:10:33,420 --> 02:10:39,040
awkward but mine was with someone like
never even knew okay so i'm at that club
320
02:10:39,040 --> 02:10:44,080
i went to the club with a group of
friends and we parked our car in like
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02:10:44,080 --> 02:10:47,380
parking like it's like pay for it so
there's like and while it's super super
322
02:10:47,380 --> 02:10:50,610
packed it's not like home like There's
people everywhere, okay?
323
02:10:51,170 --> 02:10:56,250
And we're drinking at the club, and this
girl comes up to me. Well, at first I
324
02:10:56,250 --> 02:10:59,330
thought she was a guy, and I told her,
like, I'm sorry, I'm not into guys. And
325
02:10:59,330 --> 02:11:01,250
she's like, no, like, oh.
326
02:11:01,470 --> 02:11:06,270
I was like, oh, okay. And then she just
kind of, like, added herself to our
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02:11:06,270 --> 02:11:10,730
group, and we ended up drinking, and
then somehow ended up in the car in the
328
02:11:10,730 --> 02:11:15,410
public parking lot with people all
around. And then it was like...
329
02:11:15,850 --> 02:11:19,650
I almost don't even remember because it
just wasn't good at all. And she just
330
02:11:19,650 --> 02:11:23,730
got out of the car and left. And I never
heard from her, saw her. And I don't
331
02:11:23,730 --> 02:11:25,130
even think I know what her name is.
332
02:11:26,450 --> 02:11:28,550
It was not good. It was not good.
333
02:11:28,810 --> 02:11:29,830
It was really bad.
334
02:11:30,270 --> 02:11:31,270
Was it your car?
335
02:11:31,530 --> 02:11:32,770
It was a friend's car.
336
02:11:33,930 --> 02:11:38,090
And you're just like, hey, I'm going to.
Yeah, I guess I was just like, where's
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02:11:38,090 --> 02:11:39,090
your keys?
338
02:11:39,290 --> 02:11:42,390
I made, like, a big scene of it, too, so
everybody knew what was going on. So
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02:11:42,390 --> 02:11:44,290
I'm like, let me see your keys. I'm
like, brought her out there.
340
02:11:44,650 --> 02:11:47,870
And then I came back, and she's gone,
and I was all alone. So it was even more
341
02:11:47,870 --> 02:11:48,870
embarrassing.
342
02:11:50,110 --> 02:11:53,150
It's like, yeah, let me borrow your
keys. I'm going to go do this. Yeah, I'm
343
02:11:53,150 --> 02:11:54,850
going to go do it in the car.
344
02:11:55,410 --> 02:11:57,570
I'm like, oh, it's so awkward.
345
02:11:58,670 --> 02:11:59,670
Yeah.
346
02:12:01,390 --> 02:12:05,430
Well, we both had really bad first times
then, huh?
347
02:12:06,530 --> 02:12:07,530
Yeah.
348
02:12:07,710 --> 02:12:09,480
Probably. Fucking horrible times.
349
02:12:11,620 --> 02:12:14,920
What if you could, like, do it over
again?
350
02:12:15,580 --> 02:12:21,380
Your first time over again. If you were
to, like, forget about all of it.
351
02:12:23,200 --> 02:12:26,460
I would love to. If you have a time
machine I don't know about, I'm going to
352
02:12:26,460 --> 02:12:27,460
forget.
353
02:12:29,120 --> 02:12:36,100
I think... Well, I think it would be
better, yeah, if we could start over
354
02:12:36,100 --> 02:12:37,520
again.
355
02:12:38,410 --> 02:12:39,410
I don't know, 50.
356
02:12:40,550 --> 02:12:45,570
Well, okay, it's a small town, and we
know there's not very many girls, but,
357
02:12:45,690 --> 02:12:52,330
like, girls in this town, but Sarah, and
you, and me, and we know Sarah's out of
358
02:12:52,330 --> 02:12:54,830
the picture, so I guess that leaves you
and me.
359
02:12:59,110 --> 02:13:00,110
What do you mean?
360
02:13:04,390 --> 02:13:05,590
Um, what I said.
361
02:13:08,080 --> 02:13:10,300
I don't know if you'd be interested.
362
02:13:11,180 --> 02:13:12,180
Would you be down?
363
02:13:13,520 --> 02:13:16,600
I think I would, but I'm not some bitch
girl at a club.
364
02:13:17,760 --> 02:13:18,760
Well, I'm not Sarah.
365
02:13:19,200 --> 02:13:20,540
We're four in the town.
366
02:13:23,160 --> 02:13:24,240
Which is better that way.
367
02:13:26,580 --> 02:13:28,080
I would think so.
368
02:13:29,360 --> 02:13:30,360
Okay,
369
02:13:32,260 --> 02:13:35,580
so this is weird and totally unplanned,
but I... Okay, so I was thinking about
370
02:13:35,580 --> 02:13:39,020
everything, and before I left L .A.
because they have, like, a lot of, like,
371
02:13:39,020 --> 02:13:42,480
stores and things like this, and so I
bought some toys.
372
02:13:43,280 --> 02:13:46,220
You know, I should just buy them before
I go back home, and then if I try to buy
373
02:13:46,220 --> 02:13:49,760
a sex toy back home, everybody's going
to know that it's me at the sex store,
374
02:13:49,760 --> 02:13:51,300
I didn't want to buy one while I'm back
home.
375
02:13:51,800 --> 02:13:55,960
So I bought a toy, and then I just got
off the plane and everything, and I
376
02:13:55,960 --> 02:14:01,280
didn't want to put it through luggage,
and I felt awkward. Like, I felt like I
377
02:14:01,280 --> 02:14:03,760
was doing really bad, so it's kind of in
my purse. Do you want to see?
378
02:14:04,270 --> 02:14:06,490
I haven't even opened it yet. Yeah, I
want to see it.
379
02:14:06,910 --> 02:14:11,170
I haven't even opened it to film a
package.
380
02:14:14,130 --> 02:14:17,050
Holy shit.
381
02:14:19,290 --> 02:14:20,790
You go hardcore, yeah?
382
02:14:21,130 --> 02:14:22,230
Just lift the chain.
383
02:14:25,390 --> 02:14:26,390
You've never used it?
384
02:14:26,530 --> 02:14:27,530
No.
385
02:14:28,870 --> 02:14:29,930
I've never even taken it out.
386
02:14:32,500 --> 02:14:34,040
No, I haven't taken it out.
387
02:14:34,340 --> 02:14:36,560
Did you guys, like, use it?
388
02:14:36,860 --> 02:14:40,940
No, I haven't used it for anything. I
just told you. I just bought it. I
389
02:14:40,940 --> 02:14:41,940
used it for anything.
390
02:14:42,060 --> 02:14:47,740
Did you guys use, like, spuds like that
in the car? No, I just thought, well, I
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02:14:47,740 --> 02:14:51,160
just figured I'm going to come back home
and there's no girls here and there's
392
02:14:51,160 --> 02:14:52,920
nothing, so I'm going to be all alone.
393
02:14:53,300 --> 02:14:54,480
Might as well get something.
394
02:14:55,580 --> 02:14:56,580
So I did.
395
02:14:57,120 --> 02:15:01,260
And now... It's so awkward in there.
396
02:15:02,290 --> 02:15:04,470
forever. This is kind of strange, but
it's not.
397
02:15:05,350 --> 02:15:08,350
Well, I will be honest. I always found
you attractive, but I just never thought
398
02:15:08,350 --> 02:15:09,530
I was your type.
399
02:15:10,510 --> 02:15:11,830
Really? That's all I thought.
400
02:15:12,330 --> 02:15:14,810
I always thought you were attractive,
but I didn't think I was your type.
401
02:15:16,210 --> 02:15:20,910
Yeah, usually it's just, like, you
would, like, go, like, send me pictures
402
02:15:20,930 --> 02:15:23,450
like, the girls that you liked and stuff
like that, and it's just, like,
403
02:15:23,470 --> 02:15:26,590
completely not me, and so I, like,
never, like, really thought about it.
404
02:15:26,590 --> 02:15:27,590
it not you?
405
02:15:27,950 --> 02:15:31,310
Because, like, these girls are just,
like, wild and...
406
02:15:35,180 --> 02:15:40,380
think you like you are crazy you think
you're not crazy i'm not diagnosed for
407
02:15:40,380 --> 02:15:44,760
craziness yet not yet not yet it's
because you've never gone to be
408
02:15:44,760 --> 02:15:46,600
okay so
409
02:15:46,600 --> 02:15:54,820
all
410
02:15:54,820 --> 02:15:59,740
right don't judge me for the dildo okay
it was just something i shouldn't even
411
02:15:59,740 --> 02:16:03,500
show it to you no it's like fine like i
don't want you to think i'm judging you
412
02:16:03,500 --> 02:16:05,590
it's just it's Just so out there.
413
02:16:06,310 --> 02:16:07,650
It's not that out there.
414
02:16:07,910 --> 02:16:09,570
I'm telling you, you need to go to LA.
415
02:16:09,910 --> 02:16:11,170
Yeah, expand your mind.
416
02:16:12,330 --> 02:16:16,990
It's not that out there, but it's too
good. Just don't even worry about the go
417
02:16:16,990 --> 02:16:21,150
-to. Okay, so what were you saying
before that?
418
02:16:22,090 --> 02:16:23,670
Before the whole dildo thing?
419
02:16:24,030 --> 02:16:28,430
No, I was just saying that I just didn't
think that was anything you liked.
420
02:16:29,950 --> 02:16:31,610
I think so. We'll find out.
421
02:16:34,109 --> 02:16:35,109
Kiss me.
422
02:16:35,750 --> 02:16:37,209
Yeah? Kiss you? Yeah.
423
02:16:39,670 --> 02:16:40,969
Are you sure? Yeah,
424
02:16:42,469 --> 02:16:43,469
I'm sure.
425
02:16:46,549 --> 02:16:51,570
Yeah. You have to come in for it. I'm
not going to be the one that's like, oh,
426
02:16:51,570 --> 02:16:52,570
she came on to me.
427
02:16:53,309 --> 02:16:54,309
Oh, my gosh.
428
02:16:54,549 --> 02:16:55,830
So I have to be, okay.
429
02:16:56,070 --> 02:16:57,950
You have to meet me halfway with it.
Okay.
430
02:16:58,830 --> 02:16:59,830
There, I'm half.
431
02:17:08,709 --> 02:17:09,709
What's that giggle about?
432
02:17:10,590 --> 02:17:13,090
Just never really just thought I'd be
kissing you.
433
02:17:15,350 --> 02:17:16,350
Good?
434
02:17:16,950 --> 02:17:17,950
Amazing.
435
02:18:25,050 --> 02:18:26,570
A little bit better than black teeth.
436
02:20:01,680 --> 02:20:02,679
I love that.
437
02:20:02,680 --> 02:20:06,040
I'm going to kiss that ass.
438
02:21:18,840 --> 02:21:19,840
It's amazing.
439
02:23:18,870 --> 02:23:21,610
Are you feeling well? Mm -hmm.
440
02:25:12,940 --> 02:25:13,940
Yeah.
441
02:46:19,500 --> 02:46:20,500
to taste that.
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