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shall miss my boat don't worry
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sweetheart you'll catch the boat
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so
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in conclusion my invention simply picks
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up electrical impulses sent from the
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station on shore this furnishes power
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for the auxiliary propellers with them
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we expect to achieve a speed of 65 knots
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per hour thank you
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uh you have just heard mr robert hayes
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tell you how fast we will cross the
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ocean 65 knots how fast is 65 knots how
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do you do it
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oh 65 knots is approximately i should
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say
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miles
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i know you want to hear the voice of
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that great radio announcer who will be
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in charge of our daily broadcast ladies
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and gentlemen
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mr buzz
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feeling he didn't get here yet oh well i
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do not anything but but go ahead and do
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it yes sir an imitation of a man playing
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a violin
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ladies and gentlemen there seems to be
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some delay on our program
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where is he you just have some patience
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why you'll soon hear the genial voice of
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your your own announcer mr uh buzzfeely
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yeah that's what you think
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buzzfeed point
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it's bad enough to be in jail don't
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worry he won't be on that program how do
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you know so much because i'm buzzfeed
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is that so yeah well what are you doing
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in alimony jail well i had a little
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trouble keeping a wife and the
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government on one salary
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sorry to keep you waiting out there it's
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all right
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is this the one i think so it's been
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some time since i've seen him
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yes that's he yes it is here's another
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one says she's your wife hello buzzy boy
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i hope you're happy now that you've put
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me in this monkey cage just because i
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missed a couple of installments number
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three coming up hello buzz
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what is this a convention obviously oh
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uh mrs fielding uh mrs fielding and uh
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mrs fielding uh one and two this is
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fielding number three
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mighty touching scene here are you
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expecting anymore no i know when i've
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had enough
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buzz dear if you just hand over the
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money i'm sure the uh
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girls will agree to let you out of here
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so you can earn a lot more money for us
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yeah but what money you all got 50 000
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in advance to put on the broadcast from
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the gigantic yeah but that's not my
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that's not my money that's for the
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talent i won't touch a cent of it what
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did you bet it on this time darling bet
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the nose of the gigantic she's a cinch
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to beat the colossal and i got even
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money excuse me i'm looking for mrs
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fielding everybody here is mrs fielding
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but me well the judge said he wanted to
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see mrs feeling so i guess you'll all
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have to come along
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remember the last time we were in jail
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together darling
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our wedding night
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did you ever manage to find the marriage
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license
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gee that was about the maddest house
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detective i ever saw
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there he is bus dorothy boy you sure do
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all right
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don't worry you'll be out in a few
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minutes i just paid your alimony with
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what
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your engagement ring
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dorothy are the most marvelous girl in
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the world it almost makes me feel like
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crying
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i think i will it wasn't paid for
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oh excuse me mrs fielding uh you're
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wrong brother for once but i can see how
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you picked up the habit oh you can come
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out now everything's been fixed no
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fooling
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sure fine having you here again mr well
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don't think i haven't enjoyed it because
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i haven't so long don't miss the big
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broadcast from the gigantic when you
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hear my theme song the first few bars
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will be for you
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33 and a third percent what are you
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crabbing about before you all came along
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cleo and i split in 50 50.
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the thick i used to own him a hundred
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percent
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oh
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pardon my curiosity but uh where'd this
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money come from she said she was just a
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friend she
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say that's how we started
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you started say girls come see what i
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oh
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just a friend i can almost see the
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number four on her back i'm not going to
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take another cut he can't chisel me down
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any 25 come on
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everything depends upon you my dear
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brother you're embarking for europe
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immediately
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everything is arranged
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proceed wants to pierce thirteen we will
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embark upon the colossal remember the
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name colossal
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the prison holder of the atlantic
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crossing record
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you will receive further instructions
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upon your arrival in europe i wish you
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your usual luck
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thank you and the hockey hand class
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have a good time thanks i'll even go out
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of my way to have it but you must hurry
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sb
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i'm off tf okay
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i'm leaving everything in your hands
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wow
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the mail set oh thank you thank you
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uh
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postal from paris
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for my friend major biggleswade
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the paris what will they pick up next
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uh destroyed at once quite so yes indeed
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sir
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your brother sir sb
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seemed to be in quite a hurry say if i
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must say sir i sent him off in a hurry
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he's got to catch the colossal he only
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has a few moments
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but might i remind you sir the colossal
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is not our boat our boat is a gigantic
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ah true true the colossal is our nearest
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rival
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but need i remind you
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that my brother s b
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has been connected with every major
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disaster since the seeking of the
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merrimack
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i haven't dig sweet 13 for him on the
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colossal very very good sir
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then if anything happens
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it won't be our power boat sir
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you know who has speed
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hey
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guess i want a speech
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my friends
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how i think i can call your friends
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these aren't soldiers sir
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are you seeing my father
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one of the great immorals of his uh
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great immortals of his time
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how many says ah
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i just thought of it
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hillary
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very good sir right to the brim
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how's your horn
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oh i suppose uh
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don't be facetious
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do you have much time to catch the
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colossal sir nonsense plenty of time
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after a game of golf yes sir
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hey you are sir uh thank you how much
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that'll be one cent sir uh and seven
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cents tax making a grand total of eight
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cents sir cash corn uppercase oh yes sir
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what with sir taxes sir social security
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unemployment street bonds and old age
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pension sir
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the gas is the same but the taxes have
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gone up
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what are you doing uh
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inflating your tire sir how many pounds
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uh pillar up
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hey have you got any spare parts for
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these things well yes sir well get me a
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new thumb will ya well i must watch the
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pressure sir i'll watch the pressure go
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go
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go go go go
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what's the pressure
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no air was gonna hurt anything
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pay up two now i told you to watch that
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tire well i'm dreadfully sorry sir i'll
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have it fixed in five minutes five
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minutes and i'm sailing on the colossal
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ten minutes ago
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dropped
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drop that i'll sue you
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on my way before i hit somebody
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oh speed
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come on snails
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get the lid out of here
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feet too heavy
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next to medium
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you're all teed up sir oh thank you
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what do you mean i'm all teed up don't
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be rude how far is this whole 420 yards
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sir 420 yards 420 yards of wind against
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man hand me that putter thank you
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thank you boy keep your eye on the ball
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ah
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hello afraid i'd miss that ah thank you
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where's the ball sorry sir it hasn't got
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here yet ah the wind's against me here
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she comes now
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out here stand clear keep your eye on
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the ball there goes the colossal mr
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fellow that's how i can do another 20
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minutes
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it's a lily
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that ball will run like a frightened
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farm
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run out guys
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anyways
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how
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you silly looking capper
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pick up those lost balls
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look more like mickey mouse and mickey
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mouse doesn't smell
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you're a coat
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coat you understand yes sir wow thank
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you
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not to be confused with cootie
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just a coupe
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not a good looking cool guy though
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an ordinary cool
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common garden cool
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tarantula keep your eye on the ball
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hello
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i've got to catch that scare
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come on seabiscuit give me that 404
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elephant gun come on hand it to me don't
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stand there zoey
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ah
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hi good morning larseny uh washington
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had a bad time in that trap didn't you
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mr bill
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got out in one poke i thought it took
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you several oh bad time killing a rather
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stubborn flying wombat
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little figures get into your shoe good
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morning mr bellows ah good morning book
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swans
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how was your game
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uh
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18 for nine hole
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it's 81 mr bellows you're holding the
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card upside down nosy parker
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coming to a pretty past when a common
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caddy tells a gentleman how to hold his
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corn
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ah there's that tongue sandwich now
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i'll get into there
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ladies and gentlemen the greatest race
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of the age was soon beyond two giant
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greyhounds of the sea battling for the
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crossing record and may this one i mean
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the best one win
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all right don't knock yourself out it's
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all right we will soon pass ambrose
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light where the race will officially
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begin and between you and me folks the
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gigantic can't lose why with our new
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radio par we'll skip over to france
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before you can say jack robinson jack
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roberts
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and now ladies and gentlemen i want to
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introduce a man who made a bubble into a
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musical career mr shep feels two years
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ago come next wash day chet became the
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columbus of the swing world by
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discovering rippling rhythm and here he
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is ladies and gentlemen mr sheffield's
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in person who will show you how rippling
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rhythm was born okay shep let a ripple
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do
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hey
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let me show you
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this little ripple had rhythm
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and the other little ripples had none
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the kid's okay they love to play
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thank you
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it blew off it's a new head i know it
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how old hats never blow up
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well thank you for your trouble well i
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like catching hats
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some people like to go to fire some
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people like to raise tulips i just love
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catching hats what do you do when
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there's no wind
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i do think that as long as we're going
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to make this our life's work we should
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know each other
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i'm robert hayes i'm dorothy windham how
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do you do very well at the moment
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what do you do when you're not chasing
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hands oh i'm an inventor
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that uh radio power plant's mine oh
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oh
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well
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well girl loses hat boy rescues hat
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girl is grateful for hat
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oh
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boy is grateful for wind
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hurry up
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stand clear keep your eye on the ball
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she's in
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she's out i've missed it
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come come
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come my little pillowy
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ah she's saying
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the only way to play it she made the
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round trip
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ah that reminds me i'm a single little
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lady her alimony
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are you going to keep the card sir keep
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nothing no one ever doubts my word keep
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the ball instead
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sad
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mr colossal sir ah that's what you think
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thanks
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gangway eagles
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come on
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i got double vision
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he's going to put it down
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what's the matter with you don't you
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know better than the land here you idiot
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quiet flip squeak stand clear folks and
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keep your eye on the ball what am i
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talking about what's going on here
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telegram for me hand it over i am the
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captain i thought you were a messenger
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boy who are you my name is bello oh yes
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mr village i'm pleased to meet you ah
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hey you saw my hand stop you twitting
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how are are we we're just passing the
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bar ah keep right on going we'll stop at
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the next one
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we are just approaching the light ship
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where the record run formally begins ah
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then i'll open the case for me right now
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wipe the top of the bottle off
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uh there's anything i can do for you
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i see it made the captain angry it's too
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bad mr bellish you can't show us that
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trick invention who shot i couldn't this
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little squirt hayes huh yeah he's tough
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he is i step up on those handlebars and
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tell him i'm tough too i can lick my
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weight in wildflowers
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tell me
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oh goodness mr willows you're fine why
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please cry ah this way scums are chums
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this is snow
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as the champion tree
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or the kigal road robert hayes is the
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inventor i understand why why that log
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stole the idea from me
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i muttered my plans one night watching
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the throes of delirium tremor our
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old-fashioned stomachache say do you
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know anything about electricity
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my father occupied the chair of applied
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electricity extinct prison
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well what is this thing up here oh all
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that jazz
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it's a patent cigar cutter i think
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look out you broken it can you fix it
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i'll click here
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nobody else okay
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hi now this gentleman is a uh
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is it still
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put the mash in here and it comes out uh
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final word come out i'll be there myself
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right now
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[Applause]
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[Applause]
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never lost your life sir
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my life matters for a little look at
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that umbrella an impulsive gift from the
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ronnie of gear mr hayes are you ready to
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turn on your electric car yes sir i hope
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so electricity bar lock those doors oh
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but mr bellows i i don't but me who's
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the boss around here like oh my god
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i heard what he said i'm terribly sorry
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yeah
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well
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that's that
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[Applause]
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full speed ahead full speed ahead
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gentlemen the race is on good luck sir
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we'll need it we'll need it
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mr bellows absolutely refuses to let us
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use the radio power what
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but we don't stand a chance without it
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the ship was designed for it i know a
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gentleman but it's mr bello's ship i can
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only obey orders but but the colossal
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will beat us for at least a half a day
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i'm aware that sir
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uh ladies and gentlemen i have a rare
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treat for you a great mexican singer
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tito gazar
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you know all afternoon i tossed and
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turned trying to resist the temptation
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to come out here and say what this
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country needs is a good five cent gazar
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with a band
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well now i've said it
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and i wish i hadn't
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ladies and gentlemen
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cheeto gazar
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don't be mad i was only kidding
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bizarre
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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from
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[Music]
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could i suppose that i would choose the
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very rose that i knew my
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[Music]
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dropped
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my heart
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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thank you very much ladies and gentlemen
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now i'd like to sing for you a song that
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if i had to call it in my own spanish i
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will say it
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and in english you call it
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i love you
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[Music]
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soon
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[Music]
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foreign
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[Music]
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foreign
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:29,760
[Music]
531
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oh
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[Music]
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00:34:44,929 --> 00:34:50,259
[Applause]
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00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:55,679
when do we turn on the machinery bob no
535
00:34:53,839 --> 00:34:56,720
we don't mr bellows refuses to let me go
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00:34:55,679 --> 00:34:59,040
near it
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00:34:56,720 --> 00:35:01,359
say that slow and strap me in bellows
538
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:03,680
can't do that yes he can you see he paid
539
00:35:01,359 --> 00:35:07,359
for it i only invented it fifty thousand
540
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dollars my bankroll my alimony my wind
541
00:35:07,359 --> 00:35:12,480
my poor buzz oh oh my heart's right up
542
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:13,760
in my mouth i hope you don't chip off
543
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any teeth
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00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:18,320
if uh we could use your invention do we
545
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:19,920
still have a chance to win oh i'm
546
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:22,320
positive but mr bellows won't let me get
547
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:24,480
near it so he doesn't have to know does
548
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:25,680
he you mean turn it on without his okay
549
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:27,280
shh
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00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:29,760
not so loud
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fifty thousand dollars
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00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:34,320
if we could just keep bellows off the
553
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:35,359
top deck keep his mind on something else
554
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:37,280
grace
555
00:35:35,359 --> 00:35:39,040
looks like a job for you why throw me to
556
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:41,119
that beagle nose bugle i mean you will
557
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:42,800
lose beagle because dolly mother nature
558
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gave you a little finger that men just
559
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:47,610
ate to be wrapped around well i still
560
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don't see darling he owns this boat
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owns it owns it
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00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:55,079
well then i'll take some blocks along
564
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for his second
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childhood here he comes
566
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:05,200
i figure pardon there you were on the
567
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wrong side you should have thrown your
568
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:09,200
horn why don't you look where you're
569
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going steward stuart just call me stew
570
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:14,560
for sure oh i'm so sorry mr bells i
571
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:17,119
didn't recognize you in this bad life oh
572
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:19,040
everybody seemed to see me in a bad line
573
00:36:17,119 --> 00:36:21,040
didn't i meet you once at the chicken
574
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show and cucamonga oh that's very sweet
575
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of you but i really don't think so you
576
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see i'm a widow oh we'd all find people
577
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:29,760
widows howl the greatest times of my
578
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:31,119
life will the widow escorted her through
579
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:33,119
a brewery
580
00:36:31,119 --> 00:36:36,960
she got all hopped up about it would you
581
00:36:33,119 --> 00:36:39,839
do something for me mr bellows
582
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:42,560
i'm looking for the bar oh come with me
583
00:36:39,839 --> 00:36:44,400
i know the short car
584
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:46,640
chat around with me you'll have a laugh
585
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:49,640
on every other girl of both vice
586
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:49,640
president
587
00:36:54,680 --> 00:37:08,560
[Music]
588
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:11,200
did you find the trouble yet oh hello no
589
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:13,440
i'm not yet oh it's too bad
590
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:15,760
look what i brought you well bless your
591
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,760
heart
592
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:23,280
say where's bellows oh don't worry grace
593
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:25,200
has that situation well under control
594
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:27,760
fine
595
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:29,920
sandwiches don't you have one no thank
596
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:29,920
you
597
00:37:31,119 --> 00:37:35,320
hmm it is a swell
598
00:37:39,190 --> 00:37:42,449
[Music]
599
00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:48,040
[Music]
600
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:50,480
two
601
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:53,570
two one
602
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:57,519
two thank you
603
00:37:53,570 --> 00:37:57,519
[Music]
604
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:06,880
[Music]
605
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,000
pretty
606
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:10,960
who me
607
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:13,119
no that song idiot
608
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:16,720
i haven't heard it before you took the
609
00:38:13,119 --> 00:38:20,960
words right out of my heart
610
00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:26,000
and it was like a boat from the blue
611
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:27,119
you took the words right out of my heart
612
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,560
what's the matter well there's not
613
00:38:27,119 --> 00:38:30,880
enough sugar
614
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,880
three
615
00:38:33,030 --> 00:38:47,440
[Music]
616
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:51,520
the moment i saw you smile
617
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:55,920
i had the words and you in my heart
618
00:38:51,520 --> 00:39:00,400
there wasn't room enough for the tool
619
00:38:55,920 --> 00:39:05,280
you took the words right out of my heart
620
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:05,280
and left only room for you
621
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:14,480
do you believe in love at first sight
622
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:16,800
so do i well that is i mean
623
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:18,880
well if things weren't
624
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:20,800
oh you know
625
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:22,610
yeah
626
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:26,640
i know
627
00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:29,760
[Music]
628
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:32,690
say hayes hayes
629
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:34,160
oh how you doing i'm not thank you
630
00:39:32,690 --> 00:39:36,430
[Music]
631
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:38,640
oh hello dear hello
632
00:39:36,430 --> 00:39:41,119
[Music]
633
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:43,599
say what gives out here anyway
634
00:39:41,119 --> 00:39:45,119
supper
635
00:39:43,599 --> 00:39:48,610
you want some
636
00:39:45,119 --> 00:40:00,800
what a time to eat
637
00:39:48,610 --> 00:40:02,560
[Music]
638
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:05,040
if columbus had sailed on this boat the
639
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:06,560
indians would still own america
640
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:08,400
come come darling you've been in worse
641
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:10,240
fixes than this
642
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:11,920
yeah we haven't we
643
00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:12,640
we always managed to wiggle out somehow
644
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:14,319
though
645
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:17,119
say remember that deputy sheriff in new
646
00:40:14,319 --> 00:40:18,720
haven without his pants
647
00:40:17,119 --> 00:40:20,240
and the time i walk down though this is
648
00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:22,319
no time to start remembering now i'm
649
00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:24,640
going to make your announcement
650
00:40:22,319 --> 00:40:25,920
so you know cleo we've had an awful lot
651
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:27,040
of fun
652
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:29,920
yeah
653
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:31,520
between fights
654
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:34,400
say remind me to ask you sometime how we
655
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:34,400
happen to get divorced
656
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:41,920
uh ladies and gentlemen
657
00:40:40,319 --> 00:40:43,359
it isn't often that i have the privilege
658
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:46,319
of introducing such a distinguished
659
00:40:43,359 --> 00:40:49,839
artist as madame kirsten flagstad star
660
00:40:46,319 --> 00:40:49,839
of the metropolitan opera company
661
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:53,520
adam flagstaff is going been acclaimed
662
00:40:51,359 --> 00:40:55,359
the world's greatest living soprano she
663
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:57,920
will sing an area from richard wagner's
664
00:40:55,359 --> 00:40:59,119
opera the valkyrie brune hilda's battle
665
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:01,440
cry
666
00:40:59,119 --> 00:41:03,130
mr wilford pelletier of the metropolitan
667
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:04,140
will conduct
668
00:41:03,130 --> 00:41:07,170
[Applause]
669
00:41:04,140 --> 00:41:09,010
[Music]
670
00:41:07,170 --> 00:41:13,470
[Applause]
671
00:41:09,010 --> 00:41:15,410
[Music]
672
00:41:13,470 --> 00:41:18,880
[Applause]
673
00:41:15,410 --> 00:41:22,090
[Music]
674
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:22,090
[Applause]
675
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,440
so
676
00:41:27,050 --> 00:41:30,260
[Applause]
677
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:55,560
[Music]
678
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:55,560
wow
679
00:41:55,980 --> 00:42:08,570
[Music]
680
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:18,440
[Music]
681
00:42:17,540 --> 00:42:25,110
[Applause]
682
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:25,110
[Music]
683
00:42:28,010 --> 00:42:35,639
[Music]
684
00:42:46,750 --> 00:42:52,520
[Music]
685
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,520
is
686
00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:57,320
[Music]
687
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:13,800
[Music]
688
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,800
foreign
689
00:43:19,300 --> 00:43:24,660
[Applause]
690
00:43:21,180 --> 00:43:25,040
[Music]
691
00:43:24,660 --> 00:43:44,530
[Applause]
692
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:44,530
[Music]
693
00:43:46,270 --> 00:44:01,880
[Applause]
694
00:43:52,650 --> 00:44:01,880
[Music]
695
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:10,389
[Applause]
696
00:44:07,290 --> 00:44:10,389
[Music]
697
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:21,200
i don't know
698
00:44:21,359 --> 00:44:24,319
i'm looked at
699
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:28,160
now i am
700
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:29,520
what's this thing
701
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:33,119
infection
702
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:37,000
why don't you knock before your command
703
00:44:33,119 --> 00:44:37,000
oh oh yes certainly
704
00:44:38,079 --> 00:44:40,560
come here
705
00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:49,119
now i'm out here stay out there
706
00:44:45,839 --> 00:44:53,920
and walk around the deck but i can't
707
00:44:49,119 --> 00:44:58,440
i'm in the bathroom stay in the bathroom
708
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:58,440
that you won't bite anybody else
709
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:10,560
meet me down the bar
710
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:10,560
we'll drink breakfast together
711
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:17,040
watch your own tech
712
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:19,520
what are you doing in the reading room
713
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:22,720
reading ah
714
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:22,720
here's some breakfast food
715
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:28,119
all right no beer
716
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:50,079
that well how you feeling this morning i
717
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:54,800
feel like a tuned bride and how does the
718
00:45:50,079 --> 00:45:56,560
june bride feel i wonder i wonder
719
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:58,400
that thai shrunk have you been wearing
720
00:45:56,560 --> 00:46:01,040
it no
721
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:02,319
may i come in sir you are in captain's
722
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:04,240
compliment sir he'd like to see you on
723
00:46:02,319 --> 00:46:05,520
the break sir we just received an sos
724
00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:07,359
from a sinking ship and if we go to the
725
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:08,800
rescue it may cause us to lose the race
726
00:46:07,359 --> 00:46:10,560
look mr bellows how can i go to the
727
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,680
rescue until i know where they are first
728
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:13,440
you tell me to do one thing and then you
729
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:14,960
turn it into another never mind what i
730
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:16,640
tell you to do
731
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:18,000
you do what i tell you
732
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:19,440
i'm sorry sir we can't find their
733
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:21,280
position i've got them on the radio
734
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:25,040
telephone but all they do is argue all i
735
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:25,040
can make out of it is oh boy
736
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:32,240
switch that sos call here hell this is
737
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:33,280
the art hesperus the fifth my brother
738
00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:35,440
shark
739
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:38,480
we are sinking they're sticking they're
740
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:41,280
drinking evidently the laundry too is 69
741
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:44,079
degrees of tropical capital 45 degrees
742
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:46,560
west latitude 38 degrees at 14 minutes
743
00:46:44,079 --> 00:46:47,920
north hey never mind the arithmetic tell
744
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:50,240
them where we are
745
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:52,400
my daughter's own voice my little jola
746
00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:54,000
mr brook we're changing our course set
747
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:55,920
lookouts for the sinking ship our human
748
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:57,760
life is at stake my daughter cannot be
749
00:46:55,920 --> 00:47:00,240
described as human
750
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:01,440
wherever she goes disaster foul have you
751
00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:03,520
any proof that your daughter causes
752
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:05,839
these disasters oh she's an unfortunate
753
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:08,960
girl seven years ago she crashed an
754
00:47:05,839 --> 00:47:09,839
airplane in the mirror factory
755
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,839
eight hundred and broke
756
00:47:09,839 --> 00:47:13,920
one mirrors
757
00:47:11,839 --> 00:47:16,160
point three port point five
758
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:18,240
point three point point five point three
759
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:20,000
four point five point whatever you want
760
00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:22,160
who i'm going up here
761
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:24,720
we are making a left turn why don't you
762
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:28,000
say so i'll put my hand down go ahead
763
00:47:24,720 --> 00:47:28,000
boy pass the other side
764
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:30,640
hi ho
765
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:35,920
that's all black here
766
00:47:33,599 --> 00:47:37,760
ah move over to one side
767
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:39,119
you're in a habit of standing before a
768
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:41,970
minor when he's looking through his
769
00:47:39,119 --> 00:47:45,090
barnacle barnacles
770
00:47:41,970 --> 00:47:45,090
[Applause]
771
00:47:53,119 --> 00:47:57,040
it looks like a sea serpent
772
00:47:55,119 --> 00:48:01,960
well that's what i thought give me that
773
00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:01,960
man sure that's not all the time
774
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:21,400
i told you my luck has changed
775
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:28,800
here they are folks martha bellows in
776
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:31,119
the shipwreck party are now coming at
777
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:32,880
the side of the gigantic martha's rescue
778
00:48:31,119 --> 00:48:34,640
by her father's ship proves even to us
779
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:36,960
who can see him that mr bellows is
780
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:38,559
almost human what her moment ladies and
781
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:42,240
gentlemen are for a father to snatch his
782
00:48:38,559 --> 00:48:42,240
daughter from the gripping jaws of death
783
00:48:45,599 --> 00:48:50,000
hello papi where you been quiet frog
784
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,440
mouth i'm on a secret mission
785
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:53,040
where'd you get the pick in the knees oh
786
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:55,599
it's just a little thing i dreamed up
787
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:58,000
time for your child's got whiskers and
788
00:48:55,599 --> 00:48:59,760
it smells like an old gumbo misspeller
789
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,480
the gigantic is honored to have rescued
790
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:02,480
you
791
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:05,440
our captain doesn't know what boat is on
792
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:05,440
this is the colossal
793
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:10,400
pirates come i know what food i'm on mr
794
00:49:08,559 --> 00:49:12,640
village you can see for yourself
795
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:14,480
the boots are wrong can't read that to
796
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:16,720
put the letters on upside down i can
797
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:19,040
assure you it's the gigantic
798
00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:21,520
great caesar's goat ghost
799
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:23,440
tf's own boat you're overboard the
800
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:25,200
forward sink mr bellas you can't throw
801
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:28,319
your own daughter overboard why not let
802
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:29,440
the sharks protect themselves but daddy
803
00:49:28,319 --> 00:49:31,520
daddy you don't understand my
804
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:33,520
seven-year-old dad looks up i take no
805
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:36,720
charges don't look at my mirror
806
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:36,720
don't look in the mirror martha
807
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:44,119
and she broke 9000 of them
808
00:49:54,079 --> 00:49:57,079
mike
809
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:02,240
[Applause]
810
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:05,200
maybe we can glue them together
811
00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:06,559
maybe we can glue them together
812
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:08,319
well that's that
813
00:50:06,559 --> 00:50:10,319
are you upset upset what have i got to
814
00:50:08,319 --> 00:50:11,920
be upset about i'm in the process of
815
00:50:10,319 --> 00:50:13,200
losing fifty thousand dollars on a boat
816
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:15,599
that would need a handicap against a
817
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:17,599
lame sardine i go on the air in about
818
00:50:15,599 --> 00:50:19,280
two minutes and none of my performers
819
00:50:17,599 --> 00:50:21,680
will perform because you talked out of
820
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:22,960
turn well all i said was that you were
821
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:25,359
losing fifty thousand dollars on the
822
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:26,880
race and what did they say oh they said
823
00:50:25,359 --> 00:50:28,960
you didn't have fifty thousand dollars
824
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:30,960
oh they did and what did you say oh i
825
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:32,880
stuck up for you i said you had more
826
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:33,920
than fifty thousand dollars ten dollars
827
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:36,400
of your own
828
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:38,720
and their salaries and what their
829
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:40,880
salaries
830
00:50:38,720 --> 00:50:42,240
oh never mind look
831
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:43,359
take this part of a mic and go around
832
00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:45,040
the ship and see if you can pick up
833
00:50:43,359 --> 00:50:46,960
something from the passengers i'll ram
834
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:49,200
until you're ready
835
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:52,240
pick up the passengers
836
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:53,839
go away go away
837
00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:56,240
uh ladies and gentlemen in just a few
838
00:50:53,839 --> 00:50:58,000
moments we start our daily broadcast now
839
00:50:56,240 --> 00:50:59,839
i want you folks to sit back and relax
840
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:02,720
and have a good time we have quite a few
841
00:50:59,839 --> 00:51:04,559
jokes here on the program uh i think
842
00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:06,800
you'll enjoy there's one here about a
843
00:51:04,559 --> 00:51:09,119
little school boy that used to take a
844
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:11,760
big apple to the teacher and now he
845
00:51:09,119 --> 00:51:13,760
takes the teacher to the big apple
846
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:15,920
that's the first joke i thought you'd
847
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:15,920
like
848
00:51:16,079 --> 00:51:22,310
big apples to dance
849
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:22,310
[Applause]
850
00:51:34,559 --> 00:51:37,559
good
851
00:51:48,319 --> 00:51:52,079
let's try another one shall we it seems
852
00:51:49,839 --> 00:51:54,000
there were two flyers in an airplane and
853
00:51:52,079 --> 00:51:56,240
one flyer did a loop-de-loop
854
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:58,800
and the other fire fell out so the first
855
00:51:56,240 --> 00:52:03,480
player looked down and he said pardon me
856
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:03,480
pardon me yeah that's what he said
857
00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:08,240
well how do you do could you please tell
858
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:09,760
me where they have the entertainment the
859
00:52:08,240 --> 00:52:12,720
entertainment yes you go right down the
860
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:12,720
hall and you
861
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:17,280
this is the entertainment this is where
862
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:19,280
the broadcast takes place right here oh
863
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:22,559
well i'm honey child i'd like to help
864
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:25,359
you out well i don't need much help but
865
00:52:22,559 --> 00:52:29,359
uh what can you do well i'd like to sing
866
00:52:25,359 --> 00:52:30,880
i want to be a singer in the worst way
867
00:52:29,359 --> 00:52:32,800
you probably will be what kind of a
868
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:35,040
voice have you got anyway yeah but when
869
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:37,359
i sing i cry
870
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:40,319
when you sing you cry
871
00:52:37,359 --> 00:52:42,559
well uh why do you cry cause i can't
872
00:52:40,319 --> 00:52:44,319
sing oh well that's great we won't
873
00:52:42,559 --> 00:52:45,680
bother with that then we'll look at i
874
00:52:44,319 --> 00:52:46,880
have another little joke here that i
875
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:49,119
think you may have yeah but i want to
876
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:50,880
sing way down south and dixie you want
877
00:52:49,119 --> 00:52:52,880
to sing way down southern dixie what
878
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:54,880
time's your bus leave oh i want to sing
879
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:56,559
it right now well you go ahead and sing
880
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:59,520
step right up i'll stand over here so
881
00:52:56,559 --> 00:53:02,480
they won't think i'm beating you
882
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:05,599
way down south in the land of cotton oh
883
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:06,880
folks there i'm not forgotten look away
884
00:53:05,599 --> 00:53:11,319
look away
885
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:11,319
look away look away
886
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:22,720
go ahead we're still safe
887
00:53:17,839 --> 00:53:24,640
oh i wish i wasn't dixie so do i
888
00:53:22,720 --> 00:53:26,640
so you want to help me out huh why did
889
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:28,400
you decide on helping me out well you
890
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:30,170
see i had a fight with my folks and i
891
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:33,520
want to do something to disgrace them
892
00:53:30,170 --> 00:53:35,280
[Laughter]
893
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:36,960
well you probably came to the right guy
894
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:38,640
uh i think this audience here would
895
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:40,960
appreciate something of the legitimate
896
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:43,119
nature do you do any dramatics at all oh
897
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:45,040
sure i can handle that junk
898
00:53:43,119 --> 00:53:46,559
oh you do that legitimate trash eh well
899
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:48,480
you haven't got a piece of claudette
900
00:53:46,559 --> 00:53:50,480
colbert hanging around loose that you
901
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:51,839
could do for us have you oh yes i have a
902
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:53,440
little playlist i play all the
903
00:53:51,839 --> 00:53:55,040
characters myself you play all the
904
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:57,119
characters yourself i play all the
905
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:58,559
characters myself is there an echo in
906
00:53:57,119 --> 00:54:01,599
here well let's see what is that like
907
00:53:58,559 --> 00:54:03,359
well i'll explain this is the villain
908
00:54:01,599 --> 00:54:05,440
this is the heroine
909
00:54:03,359 --> 00:54:07,359
and this is the hero oh you play all
910
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:08,800
those yourself well that's a nice small
911
00:54:07,359 --> 00:54:11,800
cast let's see that we'd like to see
912
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:11,800
that
913
00:54:14,079 --> 00:54:19,760
is is that part of the play that yeah
914
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:19,760
that's the curtain going up
915
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:25,680
come pay the rent
916
00:54:23,359 --> 00:54:28,720
come pay the rent but i can't pay the
917
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:31,599
rent i can't pay the rent come pay the
918
00:54:28,720 --> 00:54:34,640
rent come pay the rent but i can't pay
919
00:54:31,599 --> 00:54:36,559
the rent i can't pay the rent
920
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:39,839
i'll pay the rent
921
00:54:36,559 --> 00:54:39,839
i'll pay the rent
922
00:54:50,670 --> 00:54:54,350
[Music]
923
00:54:50,900 --> 00:54:58,389
[Applause]
924
00:54:54,350 --> 00:54:58,389
[Music]
925
00:55:01,210 --> 00:55:07,040
[Music]
926
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:07,040
you took the words
927
00:55:09,270 --> 00:55:14,559
[Music]
928
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:16,160
and then there's a one about the fella
929
00:55:14,559 --> 00:55:17,680
that went to the dentist
930
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:20,920
he only had a dollar so they gave him
931
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:20,920
buck teeth
932
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:25,990
oh wait a minute
933
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:27,760
here it is
934
00:55:25,990 --> 00:55:29,680
[Music]
935
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:32,920
it's dorothy wyndham by remote control
936
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:32,920
call unawares
937
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:45,799
[Music]
938
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:45,799
only room
939
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:52,960
there ought to be a law against songs
940
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:54,319
like that why it was not right hearing
941
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:56,400
you sing that is like reading love
942
00:55:54,319 --> 00:55:57,920
letters intended for someone else
943
00:55:56,400 --> 00:56:00,720
it's dreadful when a letter sent to the
944
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:00,720
right person by
945
00:56:00,839 --> 00:56:04,720
mistake oh but there's nothing we can do
946
00:56:03,119 --> 00:56:07,359
about it bob
947
00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:07,359
you mean buzz
948
00:56:08,720 --> 00:56:12,480
as i was saying in the first 12 hours we
949
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:14,640
came this far now all together we've
950
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:16,880
only come this far uh another mile need
951
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:19,119
to crack my skull you're the captain why
952
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:21,200
don't you do something about it
953
00:56:19,119 --> 00:56:23,640
you talk like a motorboat this situation
954
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:25,920
calls for immediate action going away
955
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:28,559
[Music]
956
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:29,839
suffering sciatica where have you been
957
00:56:28,559 --> 00:56:32,559
why don't you stick with me down the
958
00:56:29,839 --> 00:56:34,720
bathroom i want you to scrub my back
959
00:56:32,559 --> 00:56:36,480
i'll see you in position first
960
00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:37,680
eventually but right now we've got to
961
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:40,400
come over in the bridge with me come on
962
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:41,680
give me that hat here hold this
963
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:44,480
hold back
964
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:46,480
that's fine come on now
965
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:48,240
hey i want to show you this chart do you
966
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:50,480
know anything about it i know it
967
00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:53,520
backwards your usual form thank you very
968
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:56,000
much see we've been up hell up to now
969
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:58,160
once we get over the hump we coax right
970
00:56:56,000 --> 00:57:01,200
down into sherburne what's this rand
971
00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:03,440
mcnelly oh evidently an irish possession
972
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:04,960
here's a snapshot of my little daughter
973
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:09,280
martha
974
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:12,880
i'm an attack when my lawyer sees it
975
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:14,559
we're in magic perfume
976
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:15,920
oh no right
977
00:57:14,559 --> 00:57:16,799
highlight my costume for the big dance
978
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:18,640
number
979
00:57:16,799 --> 00:57:20,160
see oh martha don't don't get in front
980
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:23,760
of the mirror don't you think it fits my
981
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:25,040
personality uh yeah just barely yeah i'm
982
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:27,040
so cute i better put my picture in the
983
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:28,799
front page i never forget the last time
984
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:32,240
you had your picture on the front page
985
00:57:28,799 --> 00:57:33,119
your mouth was continued on page two
986
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:35,599
oh
987
00:57:33,119 --> 00:57:38,559
well why did you cut yourself uh i
988
00:57:35,599 --> 00:57:42,079
wanted to find out if i was anemic
989
00:57:38,559 --> 00:57:44,720
t.i feel so wonderful what a what a form
990
00:57:42,079 --> 00:57:46,000
what a figure
991
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:47,040
oh
992
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:50,400
well uh
993
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:52,160
i'm i'm sorry any mirror can just fall
994
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:57,000
down and break
995
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:57,000
any uh it wasn't my fault was it
996
00:58:02,990 --> 00:58:06,170
[Music]
997
00:58:08,230 --> 00:58:11,360
[Music]
998
00:58:16,079 --> 00:58:20,640
ah here's where we make a couple of
999
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:23,200
pretty dear friendships you gotta straws
1000
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:25,440
ah it's too clean you're very careful
1001
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:25,440
right
1002
00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:29,440
now
1003
00:58:26,559 --> 00:58:31,440
welcome yes sir uh bring us two whiskey
1004
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:32,480
sodas yes spoken when it's made of
1005
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:34,960
tongue
1006
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:37,280
move over there that's all right i like
1007
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:39,680
that oh dear that's fine
1008
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:41,440
make it four whiskey sodas don't put
1009
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:43,680
your hat on the table
1010
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:45,680
as i was saying yes i was married to him
1011
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:48,839
for eight months i gave him the best
1012
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:51,440
years of my life first years of his
1013
00:58:48,839 --> 00:58:53,920
life he wouldn't give me a penny where
1014
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:56,240
was your mother
1015
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:58,480
couldn't come that day but he'll pay and
1016
00:58:56,240 --> 00:59:01,200
he'll pay through his nose
1017
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:02,880
oh my god this even a bit snooty very
1018
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:04,400
silly little girls that better slip
1019
00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:07,680
right through the finger as well where
1020
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:10,079
are we going from there see you later
1021
00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:13,760
is that a tomato he's eating or is that
1022
00:59:10,079 --> 00:59:16,000
his nose evidently they're insulted
1023
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:16,839
you say anything to them i never opened
1024
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:19,680
my
1025
00:59:16,839 --> 00:59:22,480
mouth i've lost my heart damage is up
1026
00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:25,920
there huh ow
1027
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:27,520
i told you i lost it okay
1028
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:28,880
goodbye
1029
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:30,000
goodbye there
1030
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:31,440
there it goes
1031
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:33,920
here give me that you got a heart of
1032
00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:33,920
your own
1033
00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:39,920
what's the matter darling
1034
00:59:38,079 --> 00:59:41,920
hello cleo
1035
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:44,480
what's the matter
1036
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:47,680
little man had a busy day this is no
1037
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:50,640
time for wisecracks mew or anyone else
1038
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:52,000
fifty thousand dollars well what's 50
1039
00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:54,559
000
1040
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:56,319
i'm going out and eat worms with salt
1041
00:59:54,559 --> 00:59:58,400
and pepper and stuff
1042
00:59:56,319 --> 01:00:01,119
oh wait a minute
1043
00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:02,799
thank you say keep them coming and give
1044
01:00:01,119 --> 01:00:04,160
her the cherries buddy well thanks for
1045
01:00:02,799 --> 01:00:07,520
remembering say make that an extra big
1046
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:07,520
one so i can catch up with him huh
1047
01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:11,599
you know buzz
1048
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:13,280
i i cleaned up an old trunk yesterday
1049
01:00:11,599 --> 01:00:15,520
and i found that green tide of yours you
1050
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:16,480
know the one with the stripes
1051
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:18,240
really
1052
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:20,000
uh
1053
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:22,160
you know something buzz
1054
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,160
what
1055
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:26,559
i kind of miss you're singing in the
1056
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:26,559
bathtub
1057
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:31,920
good old baton
1058
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:31,920
good old singing
1059
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:44,960
now what does that mean that means that
1060
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:47,200
robert hayes invention's a failure
1061
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:49,599
i wish i could be of some help stumped
1062
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:51,680
by a short circuit oh come on bob it
1063
01:00:49,599 --> 01:00:53,280
isn't hopeless is it no no it's not
1064
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:55,119
hopeless well that'll take a month to
1065
01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:56,880
find by that time the trip will be over
1066
01:00:55,119 --> 01:01:00,559
and so will what i laughingly call my
1067
01:00:56,880 --> 01:01:02,160
career oh bob oh excuse me i thought i
1068
01:01:00,559 --> 01:01:03,040
was someplace else
1069
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:04,079
well
1070
01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:06,319
so long
1071
01:01:04,079 --> 01:01:08,240
just remember where you left off
1072
01:01:06,319 --> 01:01:10,160
hey hey come back here
1073
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:11,200
come on
1074
01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:14,000
well
1075
01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:16,160
do you mind if i sort of pass through
1076
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:18,480
you see i thought this was a thing that
1077
01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:21,839
went around the whole thing up there and
1078
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:24,319
it came like this one
1079
01:01:21,839 --> 01:01:25,760
i guess i must have busted something huh
1080
01:01:24,319 --> 01:01:28,079
well how much would it cost to have
1081
01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:31,200
fixed my dream girl eureka hey i'll
1082
01:01:28,079 --> 01:01:32,960
resent that my dream princess
1083
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:34,559
your nose is cold
1084
01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:35,760
what is it it's the tip of bella's
1085
01:01:34,559 --> 01:01:37,040
umbrella she found that it's the short
1086
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:38,400
circuit i couldn't locate yeah but
1087
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:39,920
what's all the kissing about you
1088
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:42,400
understand you found the tip of the
1089
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:42,400
umbrella
1090
01:01:42,559 --> 01:01:47,359
i'll be right back where are you going
1091
01:01:44,319 --> 01:01:49,119
i'm going to get more umbrellas
1092
01:01:47,359 --> 01:01:51,280
oh
1093
01:01:49,119 --> 01:01:53,200
hey i'll be right back
1094
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:55,200
you think it'll start now
1095
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:57,839
i don't know
1096
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:57,839
we can try
1097
01:01:58,559 --> 01:02:05,010
cross your fingers
1098
01:02:01,430 --> 01:02:06,660
[Music]
1099
01:02:05,010 --> 01:02:10,060
[Applause]
1100
01:02:06,660 --> 01:02:10,060
[Music]
1101
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:18,960
oh i'm a vulnerable cow at the game i
1102
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:23,200
will make an exception in your case much
1103
01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:26,720
small wager right sir any amount uh
1104
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:29,680
yes but uh how much shall we say a pound
1105
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:29,680
wait a ton
1106
01:02:30,079 --> 01:02:35,760
ah there's too much loft on that too
1107
01:02:32,319 --> 01:02:38,079
cause you shoot
1108
01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:39,599
imagine a man wearing a roller towel for
1109
01:02:38,079 --> 01:02:42,079
a hat
1110
01:02:39,599 --> 01:02:44,400
got a little soap in your pocket
1111
01:02:42,079 --> 01:02:46,720
maybe don't use soap sorry
1112
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:48,799
that's you
1113
01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:48,799
uh
1114
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:05,359
oh yes yes well you win yeah
1115
01:03:05,599 --> 01:03:10,960
i just uh hold my coat america
1116
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:12,799
thank you bye nice shot
1117
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:14,079
thanks go ahead don't put it down don't
1118
01:03:12,799 --> 01:03:16,960
put it down and get some valuable papers
1119
01:03:14,079 --> 01:03:16,960
in the pocket
1120
01:03:26,540 --> 01:03:29,630
[Applause]
1121
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:32,749
oh
1122
01:03:29,630 --> 01:03:32,749
[Music]
1123
01:03:43,119 --> 01:03:47,950
my shot don't shoot yet wait a minute
1124
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:50,720
wait a minute i am funny shooting at
1125
01:03:47,950 --> 01:03:53,200
[Applause]
1126
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:57,039
i see is the ship rolling slightly or am
1127
01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:59,520
i only just a little bit bossy tell me
1128
01:03:57,039 --> 01:04:02,480
which pocket are you aiming for
1129
01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:05,280
i'll tell you a minute
1130
01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:08,000
that's fine i play them all all right
1131
01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:10,880
now i got my girl you got a match
1132
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:13,280
no oh hold on
1133
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:16,160
chocolate sauce no thank you no
1134
01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:17,680
yes please where just behind you stick
1135
01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:20,480
around i already want you to say i
1136
01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:21,920
cheated afterwards
1137
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:23,760
wait a minute now
1138
01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:24,839
there she goes
1139
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:28,559
that's
1140
01:04:24,839 --> 01:04:28,559
fine now
1141
01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:32,960
this ship needs a shorter queue pull the
1142
01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:34,640
heck up away
1143
01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:38,450
jump away
1144
01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:40,160
stand right where you are
1145
01:04:38,450 --> 01:04:41,839
[Music]
1146
01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:44,799
okay
1147
01:04:41,839 --> 01:04:46,640
side pocket maybe
1148
01:04:44,799 --> 01:04:49,119
wait a minute i don't know which side
1149
01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:49,119
yet
1150
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:53,920
lucky shot
1151
01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:56,480
rip it i wonder what that porthole was
1152
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:56,480
there for
1153
01:04:57,599 --> 01:05:00,880
a look out
1154
01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:05,039
for the chocolate and got the banana
1155
01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:05,039
hair oh yes you're doing nothing
1156
01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:12,160
thank you beautiful
1157
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:14,640
why you silly old monkey you uh oh he's
1158
01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:17,359
all right if you know how to take him
1159
01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:19,920
i was afraid you wouldn't be here
1160
01:05:17,359 --> 01:05:21,599
bring a wet towel next time keep cool
1161
01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:22,559
dear i'll bring a wrap out for you in a
1162
01:05:21,599 --> 01:05:24,000
minute
1163
01:05:22,559 --> 01:05:25,440
i'll be there just get another chair
1164
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:28,000
i'll sit down with her
1165
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:29,599
finishing up a game of figures here
1166
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:31,200
don't put that down there there's some
1167
01:05:29,599 --> 01:05:33,200
very valuable papers in the pocket i
1168
01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:36,200
don't want sort of papers uh cigarette
1169
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:36,200
papers
1170
01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:46,240
unfortunately i said i wonder what made
1171
01:05:43,359 --> 01:05:48,160
it jump out i wonder i wonder what am i
1172
01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:50,079
really good anyway you forgot to call
1173
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:52,079
your shot i say see here you're making
1174
01:05:50,079 --> 01:05:54,880
me look like a belly clothes horse and i
1175
01:05:52,079 --> 01:05:56,880
feel so silly well you don't look silly
1176
01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:58,880
you don't think i trust every tom dick
1177
01:05:56,880 --> 01:06:01,920
and harry on this boat with my valuable
1178
01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:05,599
papers okay but my name's harry well i
1179
01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:08,079
would make an exception in harry's case
1180
01:06:05,599 --> 01:06:09,760
the draw shot
1181
01:06:08,079 --> 01:06:15,079
give me that hat you look like the
1182
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:15,079
two-headed boy in the circus stand clear
1183
01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:22,480
now whatever time
1184
01:06:20,559 --> 01:06:25,680
how do you expect anyone to play pool on
1185
01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:30,039
a moth eating tong table like that
1186
01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:30,039
is a lawyer on the ship
1187
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:37,599
[Music]
1188
01:06:34,570 --> 01:06:40,720
[Applause]
1189
01:06:37,599 --> 01:06:42,480
oh scoop darling look at the moon isn't
1190
01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:45,280
it glorious
1191
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:48,480
yeah you're right there sort of moon
1192
01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:50,480
ah a night like this does things to me
1193
01:06:48,480 --> 01:06:55,280
a night like this yes it it it's the
1194
01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:58,000
magic of it all right oh romeo romeo
1195
01:06:55,280 --> 01:07:00,319
i swear by an inconstant moon
1196
01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:03,440
whose silvery beams be smears the lost
1197
01:07:00,319 --> 01:07:05,200
horizon they smear the loss yes that's
1198
01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:09,440
what i said be smeared that's what i
1199
01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:12,160
thought oh won't you be my romeo yes you
1200
01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:15,130
we will rehearse the death sea what is a
1201
01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:19,280
strange power i'd like to have of you
1202
01:07:15,130 --> 01:07:19,280
[Music]
1203
01:07:23,359 --> 01:07:28,400
yes sir yes sir yes sir
1204
01:07:25,359 --> 01:07:29,680
i've been kissed by a tunnel it's that
1205
01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:33,440
thing that
1206
01:07:29,680 --> 01:07:36,880
i i just can't help but
1207
01:07:33,440 --> 01:07:40,160
we were fading for each other
1208
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:43,520
and in spite of your masculine charms
1209
01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:47,119
you remind me of my mother
1210
01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:48,240
i'm an innocent babe in your arms your
1211
01:07:47,119 --> 01:07:53,359
lips
1212
01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:54,880
like wine caress me lover mine
1213
01:07:53,359 --> 01:07:56,050
tonight
1214
01:07:54,880 --> 01:08:05,940
we
1215
01:07:56,050 --> 01:08:05,940
[Music]
1216
01:08:07,119 --> 01:08:14,799
that moon is here again that boy is near
1217
01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:18,319
again and i'm just a girl
1218
01:08:14,799 --> 01:08:22,770
oh mama dear mama
1219
01:08:18,319 --> 01:08:33,478
i'm coming up to temple i always do that
1220
01:08:22,770 --> 01:08:33,478
[Music]
1221
01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:40,400
my heart is gone oh mama
1222
01:08:38,480 --> 01:08:43,199
dear mama
1223
01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:46,799
please don't wait up for me
1224
01:08:43,199 --> 01:08:48,080
i'm glad i took the key that moves here
1225
01:08:46,799 --> 01:08:50,799
again
1226
01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:50,799
oh mama
1227
01:08:51,359 --> 01:08:54,319
and dear
1228
01:08:51,759 --> 01:08:59,120
moon is here again
1229
01:08:54,319 --> 01:09:02,480
that boy is gone again and i'm all alone
1230
01:08:59,120 --> 01:09:06,439
oh mama
1231
01:09:02,480 --> 01:09:30,400
don't blame your angel triumph
1232
01:09:06,439 --> 01:09:33,640
[Music]
1233
01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:33,640
here again
1234
01:09:33,970 --> 01:09:48,960
[Music]
1235
01:09:46,239 --> 01:09:52,880
don't blame your angel child
1236
01:09:48,960 --> 01:09:54,239
that fool has got me while and i'm on my
1237
01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:58,180
own
1238
01:09:54,239 --> 01:09:59,820
one two a three a four a five
1239
01:09:58,180 --> 01:10:01,480
[Music]
1240
01:09:59,820 --> 01:10:10,400
[Applause]
1241
01:10:01,480 --> 01:10:13,400
[Music]
1242
01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:13,400
oh
1243
01:10:15,030 --> 01:10:22,970
[Music]
1244
01:10:23,360 --> 01:10:40,579
here again
1245
01:10:25,210 --> 01:10:40,579
[Music]
1246
01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:45,840
come on
1247
01:10:41,760 --> 01:10:45,840
i'm trying to be friendly at all
1248
01:10:49,440 --> 01:10:52,719
what's playing here satchel
1249
01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:58,960
come on break it up where you fella
1250
01:10:56,480 --> 01:11:24,610
i'm i'm a sweet kid
1251
01:10:58,960 --> 01:11:24,610
[Music]
1252
01:11:24,800 --> 01:11:30,239
hello everybody and folks
1253
01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:32,400
you and i do mean you first comes our
1254
01:11:30,239 --> 01:11:34,239
report of the big race with the ss
1255
01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:37,920
colossal
1256
01:11:34,239 --> 01:11:39,120
oh i forgot we've stopped giving those
1257
01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:41,120
no we haven't
1258
01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:42,400
this is buzz feeling speaking and i i'm
1259
01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:43,760
not going to say anything about the race
1260
01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:46,570
except that we're gaining with every
1261
01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:50,290
turn of the turbines
1262
01:11:46,570 --> 01:11:50,290
[Applause]
1263
01:11:50,560 --> 01:11:55,840
you have something
1264
01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:55,840
oh hold your breath folks
1265
01:12:03,760 --> 01:12:07,600
say we've just gained 200 miles on the
1266
01:12:05,600 --> 01:12:09,640
colossal if we can keep this up why
1267
01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:09,720
we'll pass her before morning
1268
01:12:09,640 --> 01:12:17,679
[Music]
1269
01:12:09,720 --> 01:12:19,360
[Applause]
1270
01:12:17,679 --> 01:12:22,400
or you get a certain satisfaction when
1271
01:12:19,360 --> 01:12:25,400
you stick you gotta you get
1272
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:25,400
oh
1273
01:12:34,710 --> 01:12:42,880
[Music]
1274
01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:45,120
she played her cars right again with a
1275
01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:48,960
diamond tiara you know mr bell says
1276
01:12:45,120 --> 01:12:52,320
something awfully big about oh thank you
1277
01:12:48,960 --> 01:12:53,920
uh thank you after you dare oh thank you
1278
01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:55,760
stick with me
1279
01:12:53,920 --> 01:12:57,199
stand by to reduce speed
1280
01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:58,960
talk so think you can't see your hand in
1281
01:12:57,199 --> 01:13:00,480
front of you what's the matter your hand
1282
01:12:58,960 --> 01:13:01,520
love it what do you want to look at it
1283
01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:04,000
for
1284
01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:06,159
full speed ahead as captain of this ship
1285
01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:09,040
you're fired you can't discharge me in
1286
01:13:06,159 --> 01:13:10,159
the ocean i'm kicking mid-ocean mr
1287
01:13:09,040 --> 01:13:11,840
balance
1288
01:13:10,159 --> 01:13:14,239
there are ice creams in these waters and
1289
01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:15,440
other ships we must reduce speed now if
1290
01:13:14,239 --> 01:13:16,719
you're just stepping to the chat room
1291
01:13:15,440 --> 01:13:19,040
i'll prove his will
1292
01:13:16,719 --> 01:13:20,480
after you dear captain
1293
01:13:19,040 --> 01:13:21,600
back to you
1294
01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:24,000
thank you
1295
01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:26,239
show that to your lawyer i got rid of
1296
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:26,239
them
1297
01:13:26,640 --> 01:13:30,120
how many people
1298
01:13:34,320 --> 01:13:37,840
kicked an officer with his cap on that
1299
01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:39,360
snoop man
1300
01:13:37,840 --> 01:13:40,210
come with me there with what the poop
1301
01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:42,080
day
1302
01:13:40,210 --> 01:13:46,120
[Applause]
1303
01:13:42,080 --> 01:13:46,120
mr bones come on
1304
01:13:58,960 --> 01:14:02,239
won't work i put a dollar and a quarter
1305
01:14:00,480 --> 01:14:03,840
in here this morning i only got a nickel
1306
01:14:02,239 --> 01:14:06,320
out well what phone number you're
1307
01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:07,760
playing oh oh maybe that's the catch i
1308
01:14:06,320 --> 01:14:10,760
don't get
1309
01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:10,760
this
1310
01:14:12,740 --> 01:14:15,870
[Music]
1311
01:14:20,320 --> 01:14:26,000
four million dollars on a tencent store
1312
01:14:22,400 --> 01:14:28,640
action oh popsicle an iceberg ah pretty
1313
01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:32,560
thing
1314
01:14:28,640 --> 01:14:34,000
i'll breed like rocks
1315
01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:38,080
well you see me go right in between
1316
01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:38,080
these two without scratching the fender
1317
01:14:39,320 --> 01:14:42,880
[Music]
1318
01:14:41,120 --> 01:14:44,320
huh i think you're pardoned i didn't
1319
01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:46,320
hear you there
1320
01:14:44,320 --> 01:14:49,360
where's she gone
1321
01:14:46,320 --> 01:14:51,920
that's how we fell overboard
1322
01:14:49,360 --> 01:14:53,440
watch this one look out for us
1323
01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:57,360
where
1324
01:14:53,440 --> 01:14:59,679
i'm working with my feet
1325
01:14:57,360 --> 01:15:02,550
gotta put lights on those things
1326
01:14:59,679 --> 01:15:07,329
it's awfully dangerous
1327
01:15:02,550 --> 01:15:07,329
[Music]
1328
01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:14,779
what you're throwing on
1329
01:15:10,490 --> 01:15:14,779
[Music]
1330
01:15:15,840 --> 01:15:18,800
just think ladies and gentlemen we're
1331
01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:21,040
skimming over the water at the amazing
1332
01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:23,440
rate of 100 miles an hour
1333
01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:25,120
what a world of speed we live in
1334
01:15:23,440 --> 01:15:28,080
everything has been speeded up
1335
01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:30,560
everything except the walls
1336
01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:32,159
dances come and dances go but weather's
1337
01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:34,320
slow or hot
1338
01:15:32,159 --> 01:15:36,719
very soon the latest dance is better
1339
01:15:34,320 --> 01:15:40,000
than the turkey trot but if any of you
1340
01:15:36,719 --> 01:15:41,840
are alive in 1785
1341
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:43,199
you remember how people were shocked and
1342
01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:47,120
aghast
1343
01:15:43,199 --> 01:15:49,600
had a thing called the walls
1344
01:15:47,120 --> 01:15:52,960
it was too too risque
1345
01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:55,250
the papers predicted it never would last
1346
01:15:52,960 --> 01:15:57,360
but it's here today
1347
01:15:55,250 --> 01:16:00,980
[Music]
1348
01:15:57,360 --> 01:16:03,360
i'm here to stay
1349
01:16:00,980 --> 01:16:06,150
[Music]
1350
01:16:03,360 --> 01:16:18,239
yes
1351
01:16:06,150 --> 01:16:20,640
[Music]
1352
01:16:18,239 --> 01:16:23,010
but in my heart
1353
01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:39,810
the walls
1354
01:16:23,010 --> 01:16:39,810
[Music]
1355
01:16:40,880 --> 01:16:44,960
for it's still
1356
01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:48,360
the song
1357
01:16:44,960 --> 01:16:48,360
of love
1358
01:16:50,870 --> 01:16:55,030
[Music]
1359
01:16:53,840 --> 01:17:01,600
on
1360
01:16:55,030 --> 01:17:01,600
[Music]
1361
01:17:11,450 --> 01:17:14,529
[Applause]
1362
01:17:18,320 --> 01:17:21,880
it's too old-fashioned
1363
01:17:24,750 --> 01:17:27,800
[Applause]
1364
01:17:41,770 --> 01:17:52,600
[Music]
1365
01:17:49,600 --> 01:17:52,600
says
1366
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:59,739
[Music]
1367
01:17:56,670 --> 01:17:59,739
[Applause]
1368
01:17:59,880 --> 01:18:26,480
[Music]
1369
01:18:24,320 --> 01:18:35,600
ah
1370
01:18:26,480 --> 01:18:37,310
[Music]
1371
01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:38,240
ah
1372
01:18:37,310 --> 01:18:46,899
[Applause]
1373
01:18:38,240 --> 01:18:46,899
[Music]
1374
01:18:52,450 --> 01:18:55,529
[Music]
1375
01:19:11,360 --> 01:19:14,360
so
1376
01:19:26,560 --> 01:19:29,560
so
1377
01:19:33,060 --> 01:20:05,760
[Music]
1378
01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:08,719
folks downtown came up to holland
1379
01:20:05,760 --> 01:20:10,400
everybody's trucking world it didn't
1380
01:20:08,719 --> 01:20:11,760
taste long
1381
01:20:10,400 --> 01:20:12,639
before
1382
01:20:11,760 --> 01:20:13,840
she died
1383
01:20:12,639 --> 01:20:16,320
she died
1384
01:20:13,840 --> 01:20:18,220
all the time you'd see them scuff
1385
01:20:16,320 --> 01:20:21,870
falling
1386
01:20:18,220 --> 01:20:24,239
[Music]
1387
01:20:21,870 --> 01:20:25,800
[Applause]
1388
01:20:24,239 --> 01:20:47,419
everybody
1389
01:20:25,800 --> 01:20:47,419
[Music]
1390
01:20:50,610 --> 01:20:53,760
[Applause]
1391
01:20:57,520 --> 01:21:00,520
man
1392
01:21:04,639 --> 01:21:18,120
so
1393
01:21:07,270 --> 01:21:22,150
[Music]
1394
01:21:18,120 --> 01:21:26,960
years go by the
1395
01:21:22,150 --> 01:21:28,639
[Music]
1396
01:21:26,960 --> 01:21:31,040
could walls
1397
01:21:28,639 --> 01:21:33,360
till dawn
1398
01:21:31,040 --> 01:21:37,960
then we part
1399
01:21:33,360 --> 01:21:37,960
but in my heart
1400
01:21:38,280 --> 01:21:46,420
[Music]
1401
01:21:51,600 --> 01:22:01,280
while the moon's above
1402
01:21:56,800 --> 01:22:04,060
for it's still the song
1403
01:22:01,280 --> 01:22:08,669
of love
1404
01:22:04,060 --> 01:22:08,669
[Music]
1405
01:22:10,239 --> 01:22:18,270
on
1406
01:22:12,270 --> 01:22:18,270
[Music]
1407
01:22:20,290 --> 01:22:23,470
[Music]
1408
01:22:25,690 --> 01:22:30,119
[Music]
1409
01:22:34,330 --> 01:22:39,320
[Music]
1410
01:22:36,320 --> 01:22:39,320
oh
1411
01:22:50,470 --> 01:22:53,589
[Applause]
1412
01:22:55,130 --> 01:23:02,350
[Music]
1413
01:23:03,040 --> 01:23:07,040
well i never expected to see this day
1414
01:23:05,040 --> 01:23:09,280
dawn you're not seeing much of it at
1415
01:23:07,040 --> 01:23:09,280
that
1416
01:23:11,840 --> 01:23:16,000
what's that noise anyway roaches have
1417
01:23:14,159 --> 01:23:19,120
been keeping me awake all night the
1418
01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:19,120
boat's full of me
1419
01:23:19,199 --> 01:23:29,040
and baby fingers and ten baby toes
1420
01:23:24,480 --> 01:23:34,199
a mother is a boy's best friend after
1421
01:23:29,040 --> 01:23:34,199
all we're finally through sir oh good
1422
01:23:35,500 --> 01:23:41,029
[Music]
1423
01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:58,159
there's the colossal ahead sir
1424
01:23:56,080 --> 01:24:00,000
by the grace of bellows guardian angel
1425
01:23:58,159 --> 01:24:03,060
yeah if i left it to you it'll probably
1426
01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:04,100
land it up late to the get out of here
1427
01:24:03,060 --> 01:24:18,800
[Applause]
1428
01:24:04,100 --> 01:24:20,800
[Music]
1429
01:24:18,800 --> 01:24:22,159
why don't you smile darling you have
1430
01:24:20,800 --> 01:24:23,440
everything you want now the boat's
1431
01:24:22,159 --> 01:24:26,239
winning
1432
01:24:23,440 --> 01:24:26,650
money yes everything but you and that's
1433
01:24:26,239 --> 01:24:28,400
everything
1434
01:24:26,650 --> 01:24:31,120
[Music]
1435
01:24:28,400 --> 01:24:34,520
i've been dabbling you weren't afraid to
1436
01:24:31,120 --> 01:24:34,520
ask me before
1437
01:24:46,400 --> 01:24:50,300
he doesn't want me he doesn't want me he
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01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:59,360
wants clio
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01:24:50,300 --> 01:25:01,680
[Music]
1440
01:24:59,360 --> 01:25:05,060
oh
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01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:05,060
[Music]
1442
01:25:07,690 --> 01:25:14,440
[Music]
1443
01:25:12,170 --> 01:25:28,770
[Applause]
1444
01:25:14,440 --> 01:25:30,540
[Music]
1445
01:25:28,770 --> 01:25:40,560
[Applause]
1446
01:25:30,540 --> 01:25:40,560
[Music]
1447
01:25:48,320 --> 01:25:50,400
you
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