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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:47,500 --> 00:00:52,832 THE SQUATTER PRINCE 2 00:01:34,416 --> 00:01:35,582 Once upon a time 3 00:01:35,666 --> 00:01:39,582 there was a princess who made her people dream. 4 00:01:39,666 --> 00:01:43,790 That was Grandmother... and these are articles about her. 5 00:01:51,458 --> 00:01:55,207 And these are articles about Mother. 6 00:01:57,666 --> 00:02:02,165 This... is the article about me. 7 00:02:02,250 --> 00:02:04,374 PRINCESS FALLS 8 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,207 Why don't people consider me? 9 00:02:06,958 --> 00:02:10,415 Good question. Answer that, Chamberlain. 10 00:02:10,916 --> 00:02:15,749 Your Majesty, Highness, I don't read the tabloids, 11 00:02:15,958 --> 00:02:18,790 but it seems that today's fairytale princesses 12 00:02:18,958 --> 00:02:22,874 have been replaced by starlets, show girls, 13 00:02:23,083 --> 00:02:24,999 and even squalid call girls. 14 00:02:26,958 --> 00:02:31,499 Letizia, I understand you, I too would like to be famous, 15 00:02:31,583 --> 00:02:36,415 sign autographs, be on TV, in "Dancing with the Stars". 16 00:02:36,625 --> 00:02:40,290 Not me, all I want is to raise money for charity. 17 00:02:40,708 --> 00:02:43,332 Grandmother opened four hospitals in Africa, 18 00:02:43,541 --> 00:02:47,040 mother, three schools, me... 19 00:02:47,291 --> 00:02:51,082 a shed with two veterinarians, because no one knows me. 20 00:02:51,333 --> 00:02:53,165 Then marry Gherets, 21 00:02:53,333 --> 00:02:55,332 he loves you, he's the Prince of Belgium, 22 00:02:55,541 --> 00:02:57,749 then you'll get in all the papers. 23 00:02:57,958 --> 00:03:01,207 Not to infringe on your matters of the heart, but... 24 00:03:01,375 --> 00:03:02,582 No... 25 00:03:03,166 --> 00:03:06,749 Dad, you just want to do business with the King of Belgium. 26 00:03:07,916 --> 00:03:09,540 But there's no chemistry with Gherets. 27 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:12,790 And he has giant ears. 28 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:17,249 He does? I've never noticed them. 29 00:03:24,208 --> 00:03:26,707 Your gaze is as pure as a Polynesian sea 30 00:03:26,791 --> 00:03:30,082 - and deserves a gift. - Thank you. 31 00:03:30,333 --> 00:03:32,332 This gadget is a "must". 32 00:03:34,541 --> 00:03:36,749 - A mirror! - No, no. 33 00:03:36,958 --> 00:03:40,374 It's not just a simple mirror, it's the I-Mirror. 34 00:03:41,083 --> 00:03:42,999 - The I-Mirror. - Ask a question. 35 00:03:43,250 --> 00:03:45,415 - To whom? - The mirror. 36 00:03:47,333 --> 00:03:50,582 - How do I look? - You're the fairest in the kingdom. 37 00:03:51,166 --> 00:03:53,249 And you can even change the language. 38 00:03:59,333 --> 00:04:01,832 - It works! - Who sells this stuff? 39 00:04:02,041 --> 00:04:06,165 No one, I patented it, to make a splash in the new economy. 40 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:08,374 - Good. - Thank you. 41 00:04:08,541 --> 00:04:10,290 - Do me a favor? - Of course. 42 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:14,415 I left my fan in the tower, would you get it for me? 43 00:04:14,666 --> 00:04:17,082 I'd scale Mt. Everest for you. 44 00:04:18,750 --> 00:04:21,207 - Your Highness... - My dear Gherets... 45 00:04:21,916 --> 00:04:25,415 - Dad, have you thought about my problem? - Of course! 46 00:04:25,625 --> 00:04:29,040 Get moving, Anastasio, hurry and make her famous. 47 00:04:29,791 --> 00:04:33,499 After reading hundreds of magazines, I'm certain. 48 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:37,540 There is only one way to put a princess on the front page today: 49 00:04:37,750 --> 00:04:41,749 the so-called "Beauty and the Beast" strategy. 50 00:04:42,041 --> 00:04:46,332 The princess has to fall in love with a poor, ignorant, 51 00:04:46,541 --> 00:04:48,040 coarse and vulgar man. 52 00:04:48,291 --> 00:04:50,332 His Majesty opposes it and kicks the lout out. 53 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:53,499 The princess replies that love is more than lineage, 54 00:04:53,750 --> 00:04:56,957 there's a clash at court, gossip in Europe and around the world. 55 00:04:57,208 --> 00:04:59,874 Result: months of cover stories 56 00:05:00,041 --> 00:05:02,457 on the marriage between the princess and the pauper. 57 00:05:03,333 --> 00:05:04,749 What? 58 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,999 Marriage with the pauper? Are you sure? 59 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:11,499 Yes, my dear, before the ceremony we send the groom a call girl, 60 00:05:11,666 --> 00:05:12,957 we photograph them, 61 00:05:13,208 --> 00:05:15,999 princess betrayed, marriage canceled, more cover stories. 62 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:19,915 Now Your Highness is famous and every charity action makes news. 63 00:05:20,208 --> 00:05:21,207 What do you say? 64 00:05:22,166 --> 00:05:24,540 - Call girls? - Yeah... 65 00:05:26,916 --> 00:05:29,540 I'll do it, just one problem... 66 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:33,832 Where do I find a pauper? 67 00:05:35,541 --> 00:05:37,540 They're around, they're around. 68 00:05:38,208 --> 00:05:39,874 I've already interviewed him. 69 00:05:40,083 --> 00:05:41,582 I did some research. 70 00:05:41,791 --> 00:05:43,415 Lights, please! 71 00:05:44,750 --> 00:05:46,957 The most ramshackle country in the Union, 72 00:05:47,208 --> 00:05:49,374 its most romantic but difficult city, 73 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:51,790 the poorest neighborhood, its most wretched inhabitant, 74 00:05:52,041 --> 00:05:55,290 and here is our gem: Antonio De Biase. 75 00:05:56,458 --> 00:05:58,957 Hey, my name's Antonio, 76 00:05:59,208 --> 00:06:01,999 I was fired three years ago. 77 00:06:02,250 --> 00:06:04,499 I went to my girlfriend and said: 78 00:06:04,708 --> 00:06:07,707 "Lovey, my darlin', my life, my heart, I lost my job." 79 00:06:07,916 --> 00:06:09,915 And she said: "And your girlfriend too, 80 00:06:10,166 --> 00:06:12,540 if money can't buy happiness, imagine poverty!" 81 00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:14,582 Son-of-a gun, Ciro! 82 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:18,499 When I need money, I'm a guinea pig. 83 00:06:18,708 --> 00:06:21,415 You know when it says "clinically tested"? 84 00:06:21,625 --> 00:06:23,165 That's me, the tested! 85 00:06:23,333 --> 00:06:26,749 I eat medicine and then tell about the side effects. 86 00:06:26,958 --> 00:06:28,374 Bro, yo, yo... 87 00:06:28,583 --> 00:06:30,790 I got side effects right now. 88 00:06:32,625 --> 00:06:35,165 I say they should split by category, 89 00:06:35,333 --> 00:06:38,332 I mean, experiment man-man, mouse-mouse. 90 00:06:38,541 --> 00:06:41,540 Instead they even get mice, that's wrong, 91 00:06:41,750 --> 00:06:44,749 because if the mice get sick, who do they get, a kangaroo? 92 00:06:44,958 --> 00:06:46,582 And if they experiment on kangaroos, 93 00:06:46,666 --> 00:06:48,374 who do they get, a walrus? 94 00:06:48,583 --> 00:06:52,332 And if they experiment on walruses, do they get a dragonfly? 95 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:54,165 Bro, yo, yo... 96 00:06:54,333 --> 00:06:56,707 Big bro, how's it goin'? 97 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,624 I should go down there? 98 00:07:10,833 --> 00:07:12,749 No, we'll bring him here, 99 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,624 we hospitalize him and test a new medicine. 100 00:07:19,166 --> 00:07:20,957 Someone like that, 101 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:24,999 when he's not a guinea pig, how does he get by? 102 00:07:25,250 --> 00:07:28,624 Your most Serene Highness, how does he get by? Mooching! 103 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:32,790 TODAY'S OPENINGS: PIZZA, lCE CREAM, WINE 104 00:08:44,833 --> 00:08:46,957 METER MAID 105 00:09:37,041 --> 00:09:39,874 Hello, ma'am, remember me? 106 00:09:40,541 --> 00:09:42,540 I'm the espresso machine technician, 107 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:45,374 I came to check why it wasn't working. 108 00:09:45,583 --> 00:09:47,790 If you like, I'll taste the espresso for free, 109 00:09:48,041 --> 00:09:51,040 just to be nice, to see if it still works. 110 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:53,540 You've never liked the theater. 111 00:09:53,708 --> 00:09:55,707 And you've never come to the country with me... 112 00:09:55,916 --> 00:09:58,624 Great, my compliments, thank you! 113 00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:02,207 Stop! 114 00:10:02,375 --> 00:10:04,999 Wait, a lady's crossing! 115 00:10:06,166 --> 00:10:09,749 Without a "crosser-walk" it's a tragedy! 116 00:10:09,958 --> 00:10:11,790 Cool it, bro! 117 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:15,415 Thank you, Antonio, for helping me across the street 118 00:10:15,625 --> 00:10:18,540 every morning, I'm such a bother. 119 00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:21,207 No, I do it for "humanism"... 120 00:10:23,375 --> 00:10:27,082 Oh, there's my bus, I'll get a lift. 121 00:10:28,166 --> 00:10:30,749 - Who are you? - A relative. 122 00:10:31,333 --> 00:10:34,540 Jeez, just look at uncle! 123 00:10:34,750 --> 00:10:36,665 You make me so mad, Uncle. 124 00:10:36,875 --> 00:10:39,332 Two things were your ruin: women and wine. 125 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:41,915 He's always drinking, he's gotta lay off. 126 00:10:42,166 --> 00:10:45,165 You gotta lay off, Uncle, I say it from the heart. 127 00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:48,207 I don't give a damn about his properties, 128 00:10:48,375 --> 00:10:50,999 I want him to be well. 129 00:10:52,166 --> 00:10:55,165 The road's closed here, go straight on. 130 00:10:55,333 --> 00:10:57,832 - Who is this guy? - Oh, come on, Uncle. 131 00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:01,540 Not the first, the second. 132 00:11:01,708 --> 00:11:03,999 Okay, perfect, thanks. 133 00:11:05,083 --> 00:11:06,999 Hey, what about your uncle? 134 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:09,249 If he's gotta die, he's gotta die. 135 00:11:18,958 --> 00:11:20,374 Jessica! 136 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:31,749 Let's turn this off, 137 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:34,582 it's a bomb to the brain, calm down. 138 00:11:35,166 --> 00:11:36,957 No one understands me. 139 00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:40,332 No one understands me! 140 00:11:40,958 --> 00:11:44,624 - Cousin, snap out of it! - How? 141 00:11:44,875 --> 00:11:48,499 There were two things in my life: Manuel and tap dancing. 142 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:53,249 Then the miracle: Gloria Cecchi put Manuel and me in the musical. 143 00:11:53,416 --> 00:11:56,707 The last dancers, a minute and ten seconds on stage, 144 00:11:56,875 --> 00:12:00,707 I'm at the height of success, I sell fruit tap-dancing... 145 00:12:01,833 --> 00:12:03,290 and what happens? 146 00:12:03,458 --> 00:12:05,082 You catch Manuel in bed with Gloria 147 00:12:05,166 --> 00:12:06,874 and get kicked out of the show. 148 00:12:08,083 --> 00:12:11,999 And you say snap out of it, but how? 149 00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:16,082 - No red grapes? - Wrong season. 150 00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:19,207 - Concord grapes? - Next week. 151 00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:22,332 You're so sharp, 152 00:12:22,541 --> 00:12:25,374 as a kid you knew everything about fruit: 153 00:12:25,583 --> 00:12:30,624 anjou pears, fuji apples... You invented home-delivered fruit. 154 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,332 Go back to your old life. 155 00:12:32,541 --> 00:12:35,624 - What were you doing now? - Rehearsing with Manuel. 156 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:38,707 - Then? - Making love with Manuel. 157 00:12:38,916 --> 00:12:40,165 Other stuff? 158 00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:42,624 I washed and ironed Manuel's shirts. 159 00:12:42,875 --> 00:12:45,207 I can help you there! 160 00:12:46,916 --> 00:12:49,165 Take my T-shirts and shirts. 161 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:52,332 Iron the shirt collars high, 162 00:12:52,541 --> 00:12:55,374 that's how Manuel wore them. 163 00:12:58,333 --> 00:13:02,207 You can't go on like this, you're a broken record! 164 00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:07,749 Can't live by mooching anymore. 165 00:13:07,958 --> 00:13:11,207 You complain? You hire out as a guinea pig, you're lucky. 166 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,582 Lucky? They call you twice a year. 167 00:13:14,791 --> 00:13:16,790 At least, you've got a business mentality. 168 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:21,332 But loose cigarettes are tough, the problem's the assortment. 169 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:26,207 We're scarce on lights and menthols are nowhere around. 170 00:13:26,375 --> 00:13:28,374 And where do you mooch cigars? 171 00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:32,582 A clinic called me, we'll see what happens, 172 00:13:32,791 --> 00:13:35,415 the situation's serious, bro, yo... 173 00:13:39,833 --> 00:13:45,040 PRINCIPALITY KURHAUS CLINIC 174 00:13:46,333 --> 00:13:48,332 Our tests in this clinic 175 00:13:48,541 --> 00:13:51,540 can sometimes cause slight side effects, 176 00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:55,207 like distortion of vision or memory loss. 177 00:13:55,375 --> 00:14:00,249 In mice, this medicine caused articulation narcolepsy. 178 00:14:00,916 --> 00:14:05,749 - Relax. - It only means your arms and legs get numb, 179 00:14:05,958 --> 00:14:07,665 to revive them just do this... 180 00:14:12,166 --> 00:14:16,582 But I'm sure this won't happen in human beings. Pill time! 181 00:14:36,916 --> 00:14:38,540 Let's do this, 182 00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:41,040 say I want to meet him and bring him here. 183 00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:44,207 Princess, he's not the masseur or the pedicurist, 184 00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:46,582 you have to simulate the spark of love, 185 00:14:46,833 --> 00:14:49,332 isn't it best to run into him by chance? 186 00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:59,582 The princess! 187 00:15:03,416 --> 00:15:06,415 Ain't got eyes, bro? 188 00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:27,207 Plan B: random clash. 189 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,707 Jessica, I found a scarf, 190 00:15:37,916 --> 00:15:40,457 it's awesome! 191 00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:45,207 And you say I never give you presents, you'll flip. 192 00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:52,040 Highness! 193 00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:01,957 Plan C, 194 00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:03,790 infallible! 195 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,999 Grab the dog! 196 00:16:07,875 --> 00:16:10,082 Nero XVI, behave! 197 00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:12,165 Doghouse 7, no supper! 198 00:16:13,833 --> 00:16:15,832 I'm sorry, I'm mortified, 199 00:16:17,416 --> 00:16:18,707 distressed, 200 00:16:18,916 --> 00:16:20,415 appalled. 201 00:16:21,541 --> 00:16:23,374 - Is that your dog? - Yes. 202 00:16:26,916 --> 00:16:30,332 I didn't want to attack him, I might have hurt him. 203 00:16:30,541 --> 00:16:33,207 Sir, may I offer you ice cream, as an apology? 204 00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:35,749 You don't have to be so formal. 205 00:16:35,958 --> 00:16:39,790 I have stomach cramps, I need to walk. 206 00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:45,957 Test subject... 207 00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:49,332 - Wonderful, you do it for humanity? - No, for 700 euro. 208 00:16:51,541 --> 00:16:53,040 You're a sincere man. 209 00:16:53,916 --> 00:16:56,540 A sincere man is a rarity. 210 00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:59,749 - What's your job? - I'm a noble. 211 00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:03,582 What's your work schedule? 212 00:17:04,541 --> 00:17:06,749 When a person is a noble, she's that forever. 213 00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:08,790 Non-stop? 214 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,832 No breaks? You catch a bite as you work! 215 00:17:13,041 --> 00:17:16,874 I'll explain, what you see here is a kingdom 216 00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:20,415 and I'm the princess, the king's daughter, 217 00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:22,457 and that's my castle. 218 00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:30,957 You own a castle? 219 00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:33,749 You must be filthy rich! 220 00:17:33,958 --> 00:17:37,374 You own a castle, you're a beautiful girl... 221 00:17:38,416 --> 00:17:40,290 So, why are you talkin' to me? 222 00:17:43,541 --> 00:17:45,540 Why am I talking to you? 223 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,790 It's obvious, because you're... 224 00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:52,374 so deep 225 00:17:53,166 --> 00:17:54,540 and acute. 226 00:17:57,541 --> 00:17:59,374 And intelligent. 227 00:18:01,375 --> 00:18:03,999 You know me to a T! 228 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:08,040 When you're pro-positive, in moments of "optimilazation", 229 00:18:08,291 --> 00:18:12,457 you hope you'll hook a girl... 230 00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:16,332 But not at your level, so noble, superior to nobles. 231 00:18:16,541 --> 00:18:18,957 You're actually "extra noble". 232 00:18:19,208 --> 00:18:23,374 I was thinking a more basic type, maybe more bubbly. 233 00:18:26,541 --> 00:18:27,749 No... 234 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:31,374 actually it seems my type is... 235 00:18:32,666 --> 00:18:34,665 someone like you. 236 00:18:38,708 --> 00:18:41,915 You're sure, or are you kiddin'? 237 00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:44,165 Is this "Candid Camera"? 238 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,707 You're a guinea pig, own up. 239 00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:49,749 Look. 240 00:18:51,708 --> 00:18:53,332 - What is it? - My passport. 241 00:18:57,833 --> 00:19:01,332 This never happens, even your picture's beautiful. 242 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,207 A compliment... 243 00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:06,374 "Profession: 244 00:19:06,583 --> 00:19:08,249 princess." 245 00:19:09,875 --> 00:19:13,707 Mer... merci, mon tresor. 246 00:19:13,916 --> 00:19:15,624 I've got... 247 00:19:15,791 --> 00:19:18,999 It had expired, you did me a favor, thank you. 248 00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:26,374 If you like, I'll throw your purse, shoes... 249 00:19:29,791 --> 00:19:31,415 You're irresistible. 250 00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:36,957 I have to go, but I will run into you again. 251 00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:40,457 I hope not "run over"! Just a quip... 252 00:19:41,916 --> 00:19:43,332 Right. 253 00:19:43,958 --> 00:19:45,374 Bye. 254 00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:47,999 Even for coffee, no problem! 255 00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:56,374 If I can get it, I will! 256 00:20:01,541 --> 00:20:03,374 Ok, good-bye. 257 00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:14,207 I am Jesus. 258 00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:19,332 I am Jesus! 259 00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:21,749 De Biase, you're next. 260 00:20:21,958 --> 00:20:23,957 Call me Antonio, it's like home here. 261 00:20:24,208 --> 00:20:26,207 I am Jesus. 262 00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:29,374 I took bread and multiplied it, 263 00:20:29,583 --> 00:20:32,790 I took a fish and multiplied it. 264 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,249 - You're good at multiplying? - Yes. 265 00:20:36,541 --> 00:20:40,207 Here's 20 euro, squeeze another one out. 266 00:20:40,375 --> 00:20:42,999 It's your turn. He is with you? 267 00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:44,624 And with your Spirit. 268 00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:49,499 It must be fake. 269 00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:52,915 - Please sit down. - Doctor, I have to ask you something: 270 00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:56,832 that medicine you gave me, it gives hallucinations? 271 00:20:57,041 --> 00:20:59,457 No, none of the mice had any. 272 00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:04,832 Then I really was with Princess Letizia. 273 00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:08,332 The king's daughter? 274 00:21:08,958 --> 00:21:11,957 She says I'm her type, 275 00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:16,707 that I'm acute, deep... 276 00:21:16,916 --> 00:21:18,832 and really intelligent! 277 00:21:19,041 --> 00:21:21,749 Suspend testing, the medicine's lethal, 278 00:21:21,958 --> 00:21:24,790 notify the who and pump his stomach, fast! 279 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,499 I knew it! Hey, easy man! 280 00:21:37,541 --> 00:21:40,957 I'm the court chamberlain. The princess invites you to dinner. 281 00:21:42,166 --> 00:21:43,790 Go away, you're a hallucination! 282 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,207 No, I must insist, I'm the chamberlain. 283 00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:48,332 First the princess, then champagne, 284 00:21:48,416 --> 00:21:51,999 - now I'll see the Madonna! - The Madonna? 285 00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:54,540 No, I'm the champagne... the chamberlain! 286 00:21:55,541 --> 00:21:58,832 - Please, get in. - It's all fake, 287 00:21:59,041 --> 00:22:01,040 this doesn't exist, you don't exist. 288 00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:04,249 What are you doing? Please, get in. 289 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,457 Please... 290 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:16,999 This medicine's a bombshell, it'll go like hotcakes! 291 00:22:17,833 --> 00:22:20,249 Where are you going? Stay still. Let's go! 292 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,999 Good evening, Countess. 293 00:22:30,791 --> 00:22:33,790 They put a tube up my nose 294 00:22:34,541 --> 00:22:37,624 that went all the way to my stomach. 295 00:22:37,833 --> 00:22:40,332 Then they pumped me with water and salt. 296 00:22:41,250 --> 00:22:45,249 I felt my food come up and out my ears. 297 00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:46,874 Can I be truthful? 298 00:22:47,083 --> 00:22:50,999 It was my own organic stuff and it made me sick. 299 00:22:51,875 --> 00:22:54,165 Why aren't you eating? 300 00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:57,207 Your story is so intriguing... 301 00:22:58,416 --> 00:23:01,415 Princess, would you like a little Beethoven? 302 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,999 Very little, or we'll get too full. 303 00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:09,499 But, for starters, 304 00:23:09,666 --> 00:23:14,082 bring some nice pizza bread with prosciutto 305 00:23:14,291 --> 00:23:19,457 and lots of fried things: rice balls, doughnuts 306 00:23:19,625 --> 00:23:22,040 and some olives from Tuscany. 307 00:23:22,208 --> 00:23:23,540 From Ascoli. 308 00:23:23,708 --> 00:23:27,124 You eat those yourself, I want the Tuscany ones. 309 00:23:27,333 --> 00:23:29,332 Do you eat fried food? 310 00:23:29,791 --> 00:23:32,790 When you see it, you'll eat it. 311 00:23:34,125 --> 00:23:37,749 Well, we'll serve the escargot first, alright? 312 00:23:40,416 --> 00:23:43,999 If they got here before us, serve them first, 313 00:23:44,208 --> 00:23:47,832 but don't keep us waiting or we won't eat at all, right? 314 00:23:48,458 --> 00:23:51,624 Anyway, we have a reservation, it says "princess", 315 00:23:51,833 --> 00:23:54,915 in the book of the Reserves. 316 00:23:55,125 --> 00:23:56,332 Fine. 317 00:23:57,208 --> 00:23:59,040 - Princess... - Princess. 318 00:24:03,250 --> 00:24:04,665 - Hey, buddy! - Yes? 319 00:24:04,875 --> 00:24:09,290 With the fried food, I'd like a little ketchup, mayonnaise 320 00:24:09,541 --> 00:24:12,415 and some barbeque sauce. 321 00:24:12,583 --> 00:24:15,457 Hey, bro, you're doing fine! 322 00:24:15,625 --> 00:24:17,707 - Bro, yo, yo... - Yo? 323 00:24:17,916 --> 00:24:18,915 Bro! 324 00:24:21,875 --> 00:24:23,874 - Princess. - Princess. 325 00:24:25,291 --> 00:24:27,915 - And who are you? - The sommelier. 326 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:30,290 - You know this guy? - Yes. 327 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,082 - So, who is he? - The sommelier. 328 00:24:33,666 --> 00:24:36,582 - And what's he do? - I taste your wine. 329 00:24:36,791 --> 00:24:39,790 We pay for it and you drink it? Is this a joke? 330 00:24:40,041 --> 00:24:45,415 And look at the price: 1950 euro. 331 00:24:45,583 --> 00:24:48,207 It's not the price, it's the date. 332 00:24:48,458 --> 00:24:50,040 And it's even expired! 333 00:24:50,291 --> 00:24:52,999 If you don't scram, I'll tell your pa there. 334 00:24:53,208 --> 00:24:55,707 I don't like how you work, 1 to 0 for you. 335 00:24:56,333 --> 00:24:58,332 Go. 336 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,457 Chew out that kid, his work's no good. 337 00:25:04,791 --> 00:25:05,999 Princess... 338 00:25:06,208 --> 00:25:08,207 I'm invisible to this guy. 339 00:25:08,458 --> 00:25:10,624 Princess, really... 340 00:25:12,583 --> 00:25:16,999 I'm sorry if I was like a hick... 341 00:25:17,833 --> 00:25:19,249 No... 342 00:25:19,791 --> 00:25:21,207 don't worry. 343 00:25:22,791 --> 00:25:25,207 I really like your spontaneity. 344 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,832 I'd spend another... 345 00:25:28,791 --> 00:25:31,457 thousand evenings like this. 346 00:25:31,625 --> 00:25:35,540 I'm the life of the party, I make quips, tell jokes, 347 00:25:35,750 --> 00:25:38,415 when a guy's in the dumps, I make him laugh. 348 00:25:38,583 --> 00:25:41,790 I don't like people to be down, I like them up. 349 00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:44,582 You have a charm... 350 00:25:47,250 --> 00:25:49,249 Say it, in your own way, 351 00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:52,082 no problem, I'm ready for anything. 352 00:25:52,291 --> 00:25:53,915 It's mysterious. 353 00:25:55,250 --> 00:25:57,249 - I got the chills. - It envelops you. 354 00:26:07,333 --> 00:26:09,332 Princess, maybe... 355 00:26:09,541 --> 00:26:13,165 your hand slipped and found mine. 356 00:26:13,416 --> 00:26:15,999 - Did you realize? - Yes. 357 00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:18,290 You did it on purpose. 358 00:26:18,541 --> 00:26:19,915 Can I give you a kiss? 359 00:26:21,333 --> 00:26:23,040 What, temporarily? 360 00:26:23,666 --> 00:26:27,082 Right in front of these ruins? 361 00:26:29,250 --> 00:26:31,249 Sure! 362 00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:33,499 Come get the flesh! 363 00:26:41,083 --> 00:26:44,290 Princess, I'll hurt you bad! 364 00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:50,540 I'll make you see motorized kangaroos, the ones that go... 365 00:26:51,916 --> 00:26:53,332 The ones that go... 366 00:26:54,416 --> 00:26:56,415 A motorized kangaroo. 367 00:27:00,416 --> 00:27:02,582 Shall we order dessert? 368 00:27:03,875 --> 00:27:04,957 Hey, princess, 369 00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:07,665 I'll stop your cardiac zone. 370 00:27:10,208 --> 00:27:12,832 Want dessert? I'll get it, 371 00:27:13,083 --> 00:27:15,082 so it'll be done. 372 00:27:16,583 --> 00:27:19,207 Hey princess, remember the kangaroos. 373 00:27:22,416 --> 00:27:24,790 Mom, eat something. 374 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,457 What's wrong? 375 00:27:40,416 --> 00:27:41,999 Here I am! 376 00:27:42,208 --> 00:27:44,124 What did you bring me? 377 00:27:46,791 --> 00:27:49,415 It must be a homemade pie! 378 00:27:49,583 --> 00:27:51,707 Ma'am, I'll unblock you. 379 00:27:54,291 --> 00:27:56,290 Push hard on the accelerator. 380 00:27:57,583 --> 00:28:00,457 Ma'am, floor it! 381 00:28:00,625 --> 00:28:02,624 Accelerate! 382 00:28:15,791 --> 00:28:17,207 Fire! 383 00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:30,999 He's a scourge of God, 384 00:28:31,208 --> 00:28:34,207 his first date, he burned down the kingdom's most antique chalet. 385 00:28:34,458 --> 00:28:37,832 I don't even want him as a fake boyfriend! 386 00:28:39,291 --> 00:28:42,290 But it works, tickets for the concert for Sudan 387 00:28:42,375 --> 00:28:45,124 are going like wildfire. Just think of all the charity 388 00:28:45,208 --> 00:28:46,915 I can do after four months like this. 389 00:28:47,166 --> 00:28:49,999 No, after four months with that beast, 390 00:28:50,208 --> 00:28:52,040 we'll need charity ourselves. 391 00:28:52,250 --> 00:28:54,665 Kick him out of the kingdom! 392 00:28:55,291 --> 00:28:57,290 See? You don't care about my dreams, 393 00:28:57,500 --> 00:29:01,040 you're only interested in... your "parties". 394 00:29:01,250 --> 00:29:03,499 How dare you! 395 00:29:04,250 --> 00:29:06,249 But I do. 396 00:29:07,583 --> 00:29:10,665 It's my fault, I underestimated that boy's devastation. 397 00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:14,749 He should make Letizia famous without too much damage. 398 00:29:14,958 --> 00:29:16,499 I'll take care of it 399 00:29:16,666 --> 00:29:21,040 and I'll transform the beast in, let's say... 400 00:29:21,250 --> 00:29:22,874 a squatter prince. 401 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,249 Okay, on one condition. 402 00:29:33,291 --> 00:29:35,999 That you start seeing Gherets. 403 00:29:36,833 --> 00:29:39,499 I don't say you have to fall in love, 404 00:29:39,666 --> 00:29:42,082 just spend a little time together, 405 00:29:42,291 --> 00:29:46,582 talk, get to know each other better and then if it happens... 406 00:29:57,500 --> 00:29:59,665 Wow, Antonio, a princess! 407 00:29:59,875 --> 00:30:02,874 Remember me when they make you a prince! 408 00:30:03,125 --> 00:30:06,749 Just one thing: make me the Marquise of Spaccanapoli, 409 00:30:06,958 --> 00:30:09,374 so Manuel will see what he lost. 410 00:30:09,583 --> 00:30:14,040 Think they'll make me a prince? You know what I did to Letizia? 411 00:30:14,250 --> 00:30:15,874 I am Jesus. 412 00:30:16,083 --> 00:30:19,832 - Gotta go, Jesus is coming. - Jesus? 413 00:30:21,041 --> 00:30:23,665 You can't believe the VIPs he's with! 414 00:30:26,041 --> 00:30:27,332 Come here. 415 00:30:29,541 --> 00:30:31,124 Come here, chéri. 416 00:30:34,041 --> 00:30:37,499 The Princess invites you to move to court. 417 00:30:37,833 --> 00:30:39,582 - No fakin'? - What? 418 00:30:39,750 --> 00:30:44,165 - I should come with you? - Give me your bags. 419 00:30:50,625 --> 00:30:53,499 Do you have a change of underwear, sir? 420 00:30:55,833 --> 00:30:57,249 To the palace! 421 00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:09,957 You'll be in the guest house for now. 422 00:31:10,166 --> 00:31:12,082 You mean here? 423 00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:15,249 Before you can enter the castle you need to learn bon-ton. 424 00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:19,290 - Button? - Proper manners. 425 00:31:19,583 --> 00:31:22,624 His Majesty wants his daughter's boyfriend to respect etiquette. 426 00:31:22,833 --> 00:31:24,582 - What? - Etiquette. 427 00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:26,165 - Before that. - Respect. 428 00:31:26,375 --> 00:31:29,374 - You said "boyfriend". - Yes, you're Letizia's boyfriend. 429 00:31:29,583 --> 00:31:32,874 - But you need etiquette. - What's that, dude? 430 00:31:33,083 --> 00:31:36,082 A group of rules, for example, you can't say "dude", 431 00:31:36,291 --> 00:31:37,540 we'll substitute it with "ooh-la". 432 00:31:37,625 --> 00:31:40,832 I don't understand, what's "ooh-la". 433 00:31:41,041 --> 00:31:44,749 I don't understand you either, so I've hired a translator. 434 00:31:44,958 --> 00:31:47,582 - Professor Ruotolo! - Here. 435 00:31:47,791 --> 00:31:50,624 - What's "dude" mean? - It means boy. 436 00:31:50,833 --> 00:31:55,249 Good dude means good boy and cuttin' out dude, let's go boys. 437 00:31:55,500 --> 00:31:56,957 - Fine. - Thank you. 438 00:31:57,166 --> 00:32:01,540 - What's "ooh-la". - "Ooh-la" is an expression of surprise 439 00:32:01,708 --> 00:32:03,707 that can translate to "Oh, my". 440 00:32:03,916 --> 00:32:06,915 If the surprise is greater, "Oh, my goodness", 441 00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:09,457 if the surprise is excessive: "Oh, my God Almighty"! 442 00:32:09,625 --> 00:32:11,040 - Fine. - Thank you. 443 00:32:11,291 --> 00:32:14,707 I'd like to start with his look, it's a tad vintage. 444 00:32:16,208 --> 00:32:17,624 What did he say? 445 00:32:17,833 --> 00:32:20,499 Learn to dress, you're a sight! 446 00:32:21,208 --> 00:32:22,624 Look who's talkin'! 447 00:32:22,833 --> 00:32:24,499 - Fine. - Thank you. 448 00:32:24,666 --> 00:32:25,749 This way. 449 00:32:27,875 --> 00:32:31,957 The classic suit, when is it worn? 450 00:32:32,833 --> 00:32:35,499 - To get a bank loan. - No, a suit for tea. 451 00:32:35,666 --> 00:32:37,082 For me? 452 00:32:37,916 --> 00:32:39,915 No, for a tea break. 453 00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:43,582 Break dance, like this? 454 00:32:44,458 --> 00:32:46,832 - Like it? - Horrible. 455 00:32:47,375 --> 00:32:49,582 Easy, that's for a funeral. 456 00:32:49,791 --> 00:32:52,790 - No, cocktail. - Cuddle? 457 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,915 Cocktail, when you meet for a drink. 458 00:32:56,166 --> 00:32:57,374 And this? 459 00:32:57,583 --> 00:32:59,790 - It's a smoking jacket. - No, tuxedo. 460 00:33:00,041 --> 00:33:02,040 - And this? - Tuxedo. 461 00:33:02,250 --> 00:33:05,499 - No, you missed two out of two! - I'm consistent. 462 00:33:05,708 --> 00:33:08,124 You're a stinker! You make me talk like you. 463 00:33:08,333 --> 00:33:11,332 Can I ask a question, bro? 464 00:33:11,583 --> 00:33:14,665 Every time a guy has a drink he's gotta change suits? 465 00:33:14,916 --> 00:33:19,457 To get a drink at night, I go in pajamas or penguin suit? 466 00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:21,665 Ruotolo! 467 00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:24,290 He asked: "When I am in the arms of Morpheus 468 00:33:24,541 --> 00:33:27,457 and feel the need to placate my thirst, 469 00:33:27,625 --> 00:33:31,124 may I quench my thirst in pajamas or must I wear a tuxedo?" 470 00:33:31,333 --> 00:33:35,332 How often we've heard the importance of being oneself... 471 00:33:35,583 --> 00:33:37,582 Not in your case. 472 00:33:37,750 --> 00:33:40,165 I just got one wrong... 473 00:33:40,375 --> 00:33:42,665 - Let's go! - What a weirdo! 474 00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:44,832 This has to go. 475 00:33:45,666 --> 00:33:48,290 It's not hair, it's a haystack! 476 00:33:49,041 --> 00:33:52,665 - I can see Letizia "zumtimes"? - Not talking like that. 477 00:33:52,875 --> 00:33:55,082 I still have this tiny defect. 478 00:33:55,291 --> 00:33:57,915 Sometimes with an S like the Salvation Army. 479 00:33:58,125 --> 00:34:03,624 - You're a good "babber". - Barber with an R like Rotary. 480 00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:06,499 - Say "barber". - Babber please. 481 00:34:06,708 --> 00:34:08,457 Without please! 482 00:34:10,041 --> 00:34:12,499 Your school burned down after first grade. 483 00:34:12,666 --> 00:34:15,290 - I want to die! - And I'll come to your funeral. 484 00:34:16,875 --> 00:34:18,582 Have you learned etiquette? 485 00:34:18,791 --> 00:34:20,624 I'm great, I'm gettin' better. 486 00:34:21,375 --> 00:34:23,290 Hurry, I can't wait to have you at court. 487 00:34:23,541 --> 00:34:25,790 I'm leaving, I have an exhibition for Ethiopia, 488 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,915 you know, world hunger... 489 00:34:28,083 --> 00:34:31,290 Food's good but not drink, they'd be in a tough spot, 490 00:34:31,583 --> 00:34:36,790 not knowing how to dress, they have to undress, dress... 491 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,999 I'm learning. 492 00:34:39,458 --> 00:34:41,457 Alright, I'm going. 493 00:34:48,166 --> 00:34:49,874 You're hurtin' me! 494 00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:53,749 Every time I kiss the princess, a photo comes out. 495 00:34:55,458 --> 00:34:57,624 You still have these frivolous curls? 496 00:34:57,833 --> 00:34:59,249 Cup. 497 00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:00,874 Cup! 498 00:35:01,458 --> 00:35:04,457 Tea is taken sitting erect, legs together, 499 00:35:04,625 --> 00:35:06,624 arms tight down and chin raised. 500 00:35:06,833 --> 00:35:10,665 Only after a car crash I'd be in this position! 501 00:35:10,875 --> 00:35:12,165 Arms tight down! 502 00:35:12,375 --> 00:35:14,790 Pain therapy might be useful in your case. 503 00:35:20,458 --> 00:35:23,707 True friends come in bad times, but especially in good times. 504 00:35:23,916 --> 00:35:25,124 Who are they? 505 00:35:25,291 --> 00:35:29,790 I found them in the garden, they're Master Antonio's friends. 506 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,457 What joy! 507 00:35:33,875 --> 00:35:37,082 I swear on my dead cousin's body, I missed you. 508 00:35:37,291 --> 00:35:41,290 On my dead cousin's body and my father's, I missed you even more. 509 00:35:41,541 --> 00:35:44,707 On my dad's and mom's bodies, I missed you too much. 510 00:35:45,333 --> 00:35:48,207 - This is a family massacre! - Speaking of family, 511 00:35:48,291 --> 00:35:50,832 let me introduce my cousin Jessica Quagliarulo, 512 00:35:51,041 --> 00:35:52,874 I mooched off her like crazy. 513 00:35:53,666 --> 00:35:56,874 No, the last time they swiped my bracelet, 514 00:35:57,083 --> 00:35:59,082 I'll say hello my way. 515 00:35:59,833 --> 00:36:02,499 I got your shirt dirty, I'm sorry. 516 00:36:02,666 --> 00:36:06,582 - What are you doing? - Spit gets the stain right off. 517 00:36:06,791 --> 00:36:08,207 Just a second more. 518 00:36:08,458 --> 00:36:10,624 - Am I hurting you? - Your heel! 519 00:36:11,708 --> 00:36:13,915 I'm sorry, Mr. Champagne. 520 00:36:14,125 --> 00:36:16,040 Just a lot of talk... 521 00:36:16,250 --> 00:36:18,957 And no drink, where's this champagne? 522 00:36:20,041 --> 00:36:21,874 Will you be staying long? 523 00:36:22,083 --> 00:36:23,790 Dudes... 524 00:36:30,250 --> 00:36:33,499 - Roses here! Hi, Champagne. - Hello. 525 00:36:33,666 --> 00:36:35,540 We're outta shampoo. 526 00:36:35,708 --> 00:36:37,124 There's mail! 527 00:36:37,333 --> 00:36:40,332 What's the property tax on a castle? 528 00:36:40,583 --> 00:36:41,957 And gas and electricity bills? 529 00:36:42,166 --> 00:36:45,374 Preparin' an estimate? They're really organized here. 530 00:36:45,625 --> 00:36:49,624 - Coffee? - No, thank you. Let's go study. 531 00:36:49,833 --> 00:36:52,332 - And you? - I'll dress and come. 532 00:36:52,583 --> 00:36:55,374 Cover up and don't come. Antonio, let's go! 533 00:36:55,583 --> 00:36:56,874 Can I make more coffee? 534 00:36:57,125 --> 00:36:58,957 - Miss Quagliarulo... - Yes. 535 00:37:00,458 --> 00:37:03,249 - Hello. - Goodbye, Champagne. 536 00:37:08,916 --> 00:37:11,749 My dear Antonio, you're making your debut at court tonight, 537 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,540 there's a charity concert. 538 00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:18,374 - Will Letizia be there? - Of course! 539 00:37:18,583 --> 00:37:19,999 Okay then! 540 00:37:20,208 --> 00:37:23,832 But you must learn to greet in a natural manner. 541 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,832 - Look, they're beautiful! - They're scary, who are they? 542 00:37:27,041 --> 00:37:28,874 What? 543 00:37:29,083 --> 00:37:31,540 The Ambassador, His Excellency, 544 00:37:31,708 --> 00:37:35,624 the Marquise of Drago, Serene Highness, and the Countess. 545 00:37:35,833 --> 00:37:37,249 Say it! 546 00:37:37,833 --> 00:37:42,040 - And that's, what's he called... - Never talk like that. 547 00:37:42,666 --> 00:37:44,374 Say it. 548 00:37:46,875 --> 00:37:48,874 All these old fogies! 549 00:37:49,083 --> 00:37:51,540 What? This is the creme of the aristocracy. 550 00:37:51,708 --> 00:37:53,582 It's not the creme... 551 00:37:54,208 --> 00:37:55,624 it's the cremation! 552 00:37:56,208 --> 00:37:59,915 Now greet them elegantly but discretely 553 00:38:00,125 --> 00:38:02,624 and especially, naturally. 554 00:38:02,791 --> 00:38:04,790 Don't worry. 555 00:38:08,833 --> 00:38:11,040 Hiya, bro, great! 556 00:38:11,250 --> 00:38:13,082 Disgusting. 557 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:15,207 Gimme five! 558 00:38:54,041 --> 00:38:55,915 Count Borromeo is asleep. 559 00:38:56,083 --> 00:38:59,165 And you wake me up to tell me? 560 00:38:59,375 --> 00:39:03,040 Get some shut-eye, it's so comfy here. 561 00:39:21,291 --> 00:39:22,957 Can't you hear? 562 00:39:23,583 --> 00:39:24,665 Sorry! 563 00:39:24,875 --> 00:39:27,957 When you're done, we're waitin' outside. 564 00:39:28,125 --> 00:39:31,249 - Just you? - No, all of us. - Jessi too? 565 00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:33,999 - Okay, see ya later. - Take it easy! 566 00:39:34,875 --> 00:39:36,165 That's enough! 567 00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:39,582 You are a hick. 568 00:39:41,041 --> 00:39:44,040 Okay, maestro, if it's time to talk, let's. 569 00:39:44,208 --> 00:39:47,207 You've busted our nuts to smithereens! 570 00:39:47,458 --> 00:39:49,999 This is true art, it's pure chamber music. 571 00:39:50,166 --> 00:39:53,915 Yeah, bed chamber, we're all snoozin'. 572 00:39:54,083 --> 00:39:56,040 This guy knows what I mean. 573 00:39:56,208 --> 00:39:59,874 Do something more modern, like Peppino di Capri, 574 00:40:00,041 --> 00:40:02,249 do you know "Champagne"? 575 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,374 You don't even know "Champagne" 576 00:40:05,625 --> 00:40:08,207 and you call yourself a maestro! 577 00:40:08,458 --> 00:40:11,665 You're not a maestro, you're just a horn-tooter! 578 00:40:12,583 --> 00:40:14,249 When you gotta, you gotta. 579 00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:16,082 Sorry they woke you up, 580 00:40:16,291 --> 00:40:18,957 maybe your dead grannie had winning Lotto numbers for you. 581 00:40:20,875 --> 00:40:26,207 You are a boorish man, I say this music is very youthful. 582 00:40:26,458 --> 00:40:28,665 Countess, 583 00:40:28,916 --> 00:40:31,749 you say "youthful", but on your ID 584 00:40:31,958 --> 00:40:35,124 your birth date says "Battle of Waterloo"! 585 00:40:35,333 --> 00:40:37,582 It's written in Roman numerals. 586 00:40:38,208 --> 00:40:40,874 Where did you bring me, to the morgue? 587 00:40:43,250 --> 00:40:45,082 I'm sorry, Count. 588 00:40:45,291 --> 00:40:47,374 That boy is right, 589 00:40:47,625 --> 00:40:50,040 someone finally said it. 590 00:41:04,875 --> 00:41:08,707 You are always elusive, Countess D'Armagnac. 591 00:41:08,916 --> 00:41:10,290 Smack! 592 00:41:13,458 --> 00:41:15,457 How do you find this jacket? 593 00:41:15,666 --> 00:41:18,665 - I'd find it everywhere. - Son-of-a-gun! 594 00:41:20,666 --> 00:41:22,249 The buffet! 595 00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:24,915 Let's not make a show of ourselves! 596 00:41:25,875 --> 00:41:29,707 I'm losing a button, darn the court seamstresses! 597 00:41:29,916 --> 00:41:32,540 Relax, Mr. Champagne, I'll fix it. 598 00:41:33,875 --> 00:41:36,499 - What are you doing? - Getting some thread. 599 00:41:39,041 --> 00:41:42,040 In a gala evening something like this happens... 600 00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:44,707 Done. 601 00:41:45,041 --> 00:41:48,249 Miss Quagliarulo, this is a miracle! 602 00:41:48,500 --> 00:41:50,499 - Thank you. - My pleasure. 603 00:41:56,458 --> 00:41:59,457 Letizia, my love, I was looking for you and your father. 604 00:42:00,458 --> 00:42:03,040 My father is with the Countess D'Armagnac. 605 00:42:03,250 --> 00:42:05,915 I can't bear her, she's always on the make. 606 00:42:06,083 --> 00:42:09,082 I've just been supplied with 500 I-Mirrors, 607 00:42:09,291 --> 00:42:13,624 so I thought I'd donate 499 to your needy peoples 608 00:42:13,833 --> 00:42:15,207 and, big surprise, 609 00:42:15,458 --> 00:42:18,874 I'll hide the last one in the castle so you can hunt for it. 610 00:42:20,333 --> 00:42:21,790 I'm off. 611 00:42:24,666 --> 00:42:28,665 Fame works, the concert has raised 15,000 euro for charity, 612 00:42:28,875 --> 00:42:31,040 instead of the usual 250. 613 00:42:31,833 --> 00:42:33,207 Are you listening? 614 00:42:33,458 --> 00:42:36,665 I'm worried, he's too chatty. 615 00:42:37,125 --> 00:42:40,457 It's okay if an African gets my job, 616 00:42:40,708 --> 00:42:43,374 he's hard up and it's an act of humanity, 617 00:42:43,625 --> 00:42:48,290 but when mice steal your job, that's an act of "mousanity". 618 00:42:48,541 --> 00:42:50,957 It's a question of logic. What's your job? 619 00:42:51,916 --> 00:42:55,624 - I manage my accounts. - You manage a count? 620 00:42:55,833 --> 00:42:57,040 That's enough! 621 00:42:57,208 --> 00:43:00,457 You're an of fence to savoir faire. 622 00:43:01,166 --> 00:43:03,499 I don't know any Mr. Faire. 623 00:43:04,833 --> 00:43:07,457 Princess, be ready for anything. 624 00:43:07,666 --> 00:43:10,499 I say hello to anyone I know, it's my way. 625 00:43:10,708 --> 00:43:12,290 Savoir faire 626 00:43:13,250 --> 00:43:15,499 is an order of good manners. 627 00:43:17,041 --> 00:43:18,707 You mustn't yell 628 00:43:19,458 --> 00:43:21,874 and you mustn't eat with your hands. 629 00:43:23,625 --> 00:43:27,040 So, I can't put my finger in the whipped cream, 630 00:43:27,208 --> 00:43:29,874 but people can spit at me? 631 00:43:30,041 --> 00:43:31,707 That's enough, you hick! 632 00:43:31,916 --> 00:43:34,290 You've offended my guests, get out! 633 00:43:34,541 --> 00:43:36,832 - Majesty... - Get out! 634 00:43:37,041 --> 00:43:39,665 - Majesty... - Get out! 635 00:43:39,875 --> 00:43:41,124 Majesty... 636 00:43:41,375 --> 00:43:45,082 Take it easy, bro, we'll work this out between us. 637 00:43:45,333 --> 00:43:48,790 Dad, you can't throw him out. 638 00:43:49,500 --> 00:43:55,915 I... l love him. 639 00:44:02,458 --> 00:44:05,457 I don't want this troglodyte at court! 640 00:44:05,666 --> 00:44:08,124 If you throw him out, I'll follow him and renounce the crown. 641 00:44:10,750 --> 00:44:13,332 What? Your mother's crown. 642 00:44:13,541 --> 00:44:16,540 Love counts much more for me than the crown. 643 00:44:16,708 --> 00:44:19,540 - Antonio stays here. - Then keep him in the garden! 644 00:44:19,750 --> 00:44:23,207 Chamberlain, he must never again set foot in this castle! 645 00:44:24,208 --> 00:44:26,040 Can I say something? 646 00:44:26,250 --> 00:44:30,499 We haven't known each other long, a friendship hasn't bloomed yet, 647 00:44:30,708 --> 00:44:33,915 a collaboration might come about, knowing one another. 648 00:44:34,083 --> 00:44:37,082 I'll never collaborate with you, 649 00:44:37,291 --> 00:44:39,040 you disgust me! 650 00:44:39,208 --> 00:44:43,040 - Sire, it's all feigned. - No, he disgusts me really! 651 00:44:43,833 --> 00:44:46,040 This man will give me a stroke. 652 00:44:50,750 --> 00:44:52,124 I'll die of a stroke! 653 00:45:00,666 --> 00:45:02,874 It's just great here. 654 00:45:03,041 --> 00:45:05,249 Who's movin'! 655 00:45:05,500 --> 00:45:07,915 Don't talk with your mouth full. 656 00:45:08,125 --> 00:45:10,124 Wait, when I finish... 657 00:45:29,250 --> 00:45:30,915 What's the matter? 658 00:45:34,458 --> 00:45:36,665 I was having a sandwich, I saw you and... 659 00:45:37,041 --> 00:45:39,040 wanted to say hello and thank you 660 00:45:39,250 --> 00:45:43,249 for saying you love me in front of your father. 661 00:45:43,666 --> 00:45:45,874 You could have said it just to me, 662 00:45:46,041 --> 00:45:50,040 but I understand you're committed to your father... 663 00:45:51,208 --> 00:45:54,207 First your father, then your horse, I never get to talk to you, 664 00:45:54,458 --> 00:45:57,040 anyway, I wanted to say that after all... 665 00:45:58,458 --> 00:46:01,540 since you're a woman and I'm a man, 666 00:46:01,750 --> 00:46:06,499 there's love, it's strange there's no brood yet. 667 00:46:08,875 --> 00:46:11,249 We could go riding. 668 00:46:12,041 --> 00:46:14,040 Do you know how to mount a horse? 669 00:46:14,500 --> 00:46:16,915 You'd better give it to me already mounted. 670 00:46:17,083 --> 00:46:19,040 Can you ride horseback? 671 00:46:22,625 --> 00:46:26,624 Princess, maybe you "undervaluate". 672 00:46:27,250 --> 00:46:28,707 Please. 673 00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:30,915 Good boy! 674 00:46:37,250 --> 00:46:39,249 You're good with horses! 675 00:46:40,458 --> 00:46:42,457 Maybe... 676 00:46:42,666 --> 00:46:44,665 it was mounted wrong. 677 00:46:45,458 --> 00:46:48,665 - We lost the horse. - But we found cherries. 678 00:46:48,875 --> 00:46:51,499 We lost a horse and you think about cherries. 679 00:46:51,708 --> 00:46:54,290 They remind me of when I started mooching, 680 00:46:54,583 --> 00:46:59,874 it's always moving to remember the past, never forget that. 681 00:47:00,041 --> 00:47:03,499 - Why are you barefoot? - No, why are your boots still on? 682 00:47:03,708 --> 00:47:06,290 It's so nice to go barefoot on the grass. 683 00:47:06,541 --> 00:47:10,499 If I said go topless, you might think I was making a pass... 684 00:47:10,708 --> 00:47:12,624 Take them off, go on! 685 00:47:13,750 --> 00:47:16,207 Now I'll come down, let's be together a little. 686 00:47:16,458 --> 00:47:18,332 You miss me, I know you. 687 00:47:18,583 --> 00:47:20,374 Little cherry! 688 00:47:25,041 --> 00:47:27,207 I haven't done this since my mother was alive. 689 00:47:28,875 --> 00:47:31,040 She planted these cherry trees. 690 00:47:31,250 --> 00:47:33,249 The people really loved her, 691 00:47:34,041 --> 00:47:36,207 but she never told me her secret. 692 00:47:36,875 --> 00:47:39,499 Maybe it was she went barefoot. 693 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:46,249 Anyway, if I owned a tree, 694 00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:48,082 I'd make lots of jellies, 695 00:47:48,291 --> 00:47:52,207 because if you squeeze the "juiz" from the cherries, 696 00:47:52,458 --> 00:47:57,040 you get jelly and you can make jelly buns, 697 00:47:57,291 --> 00:48:02,249 it's a good idea. You could even open a shop. 698 00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:07,082 There's no bar around here that can sell jelly buns, 699 00:48:07,291 --> 00:48:08,957 it's a brilliant idea. 700 00:48:09,625 --> 00:48:14,374 Put a sign on the castle: "Jelly Buns". 701 00:48:14,625 --> 00:48:16,832 Princess, your horse. 702 00:48:23,666 --> 00:48:25,874 That's jelly! 703 00:48:47,708 --> 00:48:49,082 This is a fairytale! 704 00:48:49,291 --> 00:48:51,957 She'll give up the crown for you, look. 705 00:48:54,875 --> 00:48:57,874 Jessica, stretch out here, we have to talk to Antonio. 706 00:49:02,083 --> 00:49:04,082 - The princess is pretty, huh? - What's she like? 707 00:49:04,291 --> 00:49:06,374 The princess is a princess. 708 00:49:06,583 --> 00:49:08,874 At first they're all princesses, 709 00:49:09,041 --> 00:49:11,707 then when they do certain things, they're a wow! 710 00:49:11,916 --> 00:49:13,915 - Where did you meet her? - On Facebook? 711 00:49:14,083 --> 00:49:17,957 - Did she make a friend request? - They've friends in common? 712 00:49:18,125 --> 00:49:21,332 - You know who tagged her? - Peppe the stable boy. 713 00:49:25,250 --> 00:49:28,499 Guys, the princess is something bourgeoisie. 714 00:49:28,708 --> 00:49:32,749 - Don't talk difficult. - She's a different social status, 715 00:49:32,958 --> 00:49:35,957 because she goes from being a princess, to being a queen. 716 00:49:36,125 --> 00:49:38,665 - Automatically. - No contest. 717 00:49:38,875 --> 00:49:41,874 Like in a factory when a dad leaves his job to his son. 718 00:49:44,833 --> 00:49:46,457 Damned lucky! 719 00:49:46,666 --> 00:49:48,665 What did you do? 720 00:49:48,875 --> 00:49:51,040 - Where did you take her? - Your room? 721 00:49:51,250 --> 00:49:54,707 - A hotel? - A car with newspapers? 722 00:49:55,500 --> 00:49:58,999 We spent time in the garden... 723 00:49:59,166 --> 00:50:01,832 With newspapers around the tree? 724 00:50:02,458 --> 00:50:04,249 Maybe you don't get it, 725 00:50:04,500 --> 00:50:06,707 one little kiss 726 00:50:06,916 --> 00:50:08,915 and we're in all the papers, 727 00:50:09,083 --> 00:50:12,165 if we did more, we'd end up in DVDs! 728 00:50:13,625 --> 00:50:15,457 Are you in love? 729 00:50:16,875 --> 00:50:21,082 Besides that, I think... 730 00:50:23,208 --> 00:50:25,749 you can love without making love. 731 00:50:25,958 --> 00:50:28,249 - He did nothin'. - You're a jackass! 732 00:50:29,666 --> 00:50:33,749 Take us to the castle for our cigarette assortment. 733 00:50:34,458 --> 00:50:37,457 But, don't pull your usual stuff. 734 00:50:39,833 --> 00:50:41,207 - Promise? - Promise. 735 00:50:41,458 --> 00:50:43,040 Let's get some sun first. 736 00:50:47,875 --> 00:50:49,707 It's my first time in here. 737 00:50:49,916 --> 00:50:53,540 - Are there any cigars? - I don't know, it's my first time. 738 00:50:54,291 --> 00:50:55,957 What's this thing? 739 00:50:57,041 --> 00:50:59,499 Look in the mirror one at a time, please. 740 00:50:59,708 --> 00:51:01,624 One at a time please. 741 00:51:01,833 --> 00:51:04,665 - What is it, scales? - Stop, don't touch anything. 742 00:51:04,875 --> 00:51:06,707 No cigars here. 743 00:51:06,916 --> 00:51:09,540 - You gettin' a tan? - No, just checkin'. 744 00:51:09,750 --> 00:51:13,457 Here! "Cigar, cigar..." Boxes of cigars. 745 00:51:19,875 --> 00:51:23,499 I caught you, little owl! 746 00:51:36,041 --> 00:51:37,499 Was that the king? 747 00:51:37,708 --> 00:51:40,290 I dunno, who was lookin' at the guy? 748 00:51:42,041 --> 00:51:44,249 - Looked like him. - Let's go see. 749 00:51:44,500 --> 00:51:45,915 Don't! 750 00:51:50,041 --> 00:51:52,874 This is a government meeting! 751 00:51:53,500 --> 00:51:55,165 And you're governin' great! 752 00:51:55,375 --> 00:51:58,832 I've had it, none of you can come in the castle again. 753 00:51:59,041 --> 00:52:00,207 Guards! 754 00:52:00,458 --> 00:52:03,040 - Run! - Easy to say! 755 00:52:16,541 --> 00:52:17,957 This castle's endless. 756 00:52:18,125 --> 00:52:20,332 It took an hour from entry to exit. 757 00:52:20,583 --> 00:52:23,582 - So, from castle to castle? - One hour. 758 00:52:23,791 --> 00:52:25,374 What's this here? 759 00:52:26,666 --> 00:52:28,499 Gherets, turn on the air conditioner please? 760 00:52:28,708 --> 00:52:32,749 - There's the guy with the big ears. - Gherets! 761 00:52:33,666 --> 00:52:36,665 For you, I'd turn the stars on, one by one. 762 00:52:40,916 --> 00:52:44,165 That ridiculous group going around the castle... 763 00:52:44,375 --> 00:52:46,207 I found out... 764 00:52:46,458 --> 00:52:50,332 His cousin wants to be in a musical, crazy! 765 00:52:50,541 --> 00:52:52,540 Have you seen the other two? 766 00:52:53,250 --> 00:52:55,624 The e-normous and the e-small. 767 00:53:03,333 --> 00:53:06,665 By the way, that wretch you use to get famous, 768 00:53:06,875 --> 00:53:08,582 how much longer does he stay? 769 00:53:10,041 --> 00:53:13,040 The chamberlain says as long as he makes news, 770 00:53:14,541 --> 00:53:16,124 so about three months. 771 00:53:18,041 --> 00:53:21,499 I know it's all fake, but... 772 00:53:22,458 --> 00:53:24,040 I'm jealous. 773 00:53:24,875 --> 00:53:27,249 Of Antonio? Come on! 774 00:53:28,041 --> 00:53:30,499 We have nothing in common, 775 00:53:30,875 --> 00:53:33,249 his ignorance is stellar. 776 00:53:35,666 --> 00:53:38,040 He wanted to put a sign on the castle: 777 00:53:38,375 --> 00:53:40,374 "Jelly Buns". 778 00:53:44,833 --> 00:53:47,082 Are you sure you won't fall in love with him? 779 00:53:49,666 --> 00:53:54,082 It's one of the few things I'm sure of. 780 00:53:59,250 --> 00:54:03,915 Your eyes are like the moon reflecting in the Pacific. 781 00:54:04,666 --> 00:54:07,249 Gherets, relax. 782 00:54:08,875 --> 00:54:10,249 Guys, 783 00:54:11,041 --> 00:54:12,707 it was obvious! 784 00:54:15,041 --> 00:54:17,040 You didn't understand? 785 00:54:17,666 --> 00:54:19,665 Well, did you? 786 00:54:25,041 --> 00:54:27,040 Anyway I'm just fine. 787 00:54:27,250 --> 00:54:29,499 - Stay cool. - You're okay? 788 00:54:31,250 --> 00:54:32,915 Just fine. 789 00:54:40,666 --> 00:54:42,040 Just fine. 790 00:55:13,125 --> 00:55:15,540 I can't stand seeing you like this. 791 00:55:16,750 --> 00:55:19,582 And stop listening to "indifferently". 792 00:55:21,583 --> 00:55:24,790 There's always a second chance, right? 793 00:55:32,583 --> 00:55:33,999 Answer. 794 00:55:42,125 --> 00:55:46,332 Sorry, is this 91457569? 795 00:55:47,541 --> 00:55:49,374 You didn't get one number right! 796 00:55:50,583 --> 00:55:54,207 What are we doing here? Why don't we go? 797 00:55:55,583 --> 00:55:57,790 When you want, you make it all work out. 798 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,999 You showed us we can live great without money. 799 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:05,415 But without love too, that's overdoing it! 800 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,415 You have to work hard for love 801 00:56:08,625 --> 00:56:10,624 and besides, they're the wretches. 802 00:56:10,833 --> 00:56:14,499 Antonio, make them respect you. 803 00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:19,707 You did a terrible thing. 804 00:56:19,916 --> 00:56:22,124 - You mooched on feelings. - What? 805 00:56:22,333 --> 00:56:26,332 If you'd said you needed a squatter prince, I'd have done it! 806 00:56:26,541 --> 00:56:29,374 - Let me explain... - What's to explain? 807 00:56:29,583 --> 00:56:31,582 I'm tellin' the papers, 808 00:56:31,791 --> 00:56:35,790 that Letizia isn't a princess, she's a witch, she exploited me. 809 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,624 You'll ruin me. 810 00:56:37,833 --> 00:56:40,249 So, if you don't want me to ruin you, 811 00:56:40,458 --> 00:56:42,290 I ask just one thing: 812 00:56:43,375 --> 00:56:45,374 help me make her fall in love. 813 00:56:46,416 --> 00:56:48,915 The way you are it's impossible, I tried. 814 00:56:49,625 --> 00:56:51,040 You have to work harder. 815 00:56:56,041 --> 00:56:57,374 Give me a hand. 816 00:56:57,583 --> 00:56:59,790 Give me a hand... 817 00:57:05,208 --> 00:57:09,207 - We usually walk like this... - Stop! 818 00:57:10,791 --> 00:57:11,999 Lift your arms. 819 00:57:13,333 --> 00:57:16,165 - Have you washed your underarms? - Yes. 820 00:57:16,541 --> 00:57:17,957 Down. 821 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,999 Whatever happens, 822 00:57:21,208 --> 00:57:24,624 the little ball must never drop. 823 00:57:26,583 --> 00:57:29,582 Everything can be done with your arms at your sides. 824 00:57:29,791 --> 00:57:31,999 - Howdy do, bro. - No, you can't say that! 825 00:57:32,208 --> 00:57:36,165 You can jump... dance the twist... 826 00:57:36,375 --> 00:57:38,582 I'm familiar with singing and dancing. 827 00:57:38,791 --> 00:57:40,790 Shout after a goal... 828 00:57:43,583 --> 00:57:46,207 - Damn! - These things are basic! 829 00:57:46,416 --> 00:57:49,040 They're basic, you're right. 830 00:57:51,750 --> 00:57:53,957 Good, study, apply yourself. 831 00:58:07,166 --> 00:58:09,374 Sometimes, sometimes... 832 00:58:12,791 --> 00:58:15,207 Good, study. 833 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,207 - Sometimes. - Good! 834 00:59:14,583 --> 00:59:16,582 Do you like my attire? 835 00:59:16,833 --> 00:59:20,249 - Does "attire". - No, it's your clothes. 836 00:59:21,750 --> 00:59:23,957 Count, hello! 837 00:59:24,166 --> 00:59:25,790 Do you like Ariosto? 838 00:59:26,041 --> 00:59:28,874 I love a roast with potatoes, Mr. Marquis. 839 00:59:29,083 --> 00:59:32,290 Taste is a matter of "up-onion". 840 00:59:33,875 --> 00:59:38,290 Exceptional improvement, you have a bent for being aristocratic. 841 00:59:38,500 --> 00:59:42,790 Being aristocratic is easy, just don't do a thing all day. 842 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:44,999 Wise observation! 843 00:59:45,208 --> 00:59:49,415 The work of seduction can begin, do you know Jacques Prevert? 844 00:59:49,625 --> 00:59:51,832 - Who's he? - A poet, Letizia adores him. 845 00:59:52,041 --> 00:59:54,874 Are you up to memorizing all his poetry? 846 00:59:55,083 --> 00:59:58,499 My memory's not so great, how's your phosphorus? 847 00:59:58,708 --> 01:00:00,124 Fine... 848 01:00:00,333 --> 01:00:01,957 Antonio! 849 01:00:03,541 --> 01:00:06,540 - What is it? - I'm not so worried now. 850 01:00:17,166 --> 01:00:18,999 I got pricked, there's blood. 851 01:00:19,208 --> 01:00:21,415 Good, that means you're human. 852 01:00:21,625 --> 01:00:23,040 Ready? 853 01:00:25,166 --> 01:00:27,665 Youth in love kiss standing up... 854 01:00:28,875 --> 01:00:30,707 Youth in love kiss standing out... 855 01:00:30,916 --> 01:00:33,332 No, standing up! 856 01:00:34,833 --> 01:00:36,832 Against the doors of the night. 857 01:00:37,583 --> 01:00:39,582 Against the doors of the night. 858 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:43,707 Antonio, is that you? 859 01:00:45,583 --> 01:00:47,415 Yes, it's me. 860 01:00:47,625 --> 01:00:48,832 What are you doing? 861 01:00:49,250 --> 01:00:51,249 Nothing, you know, I didn't have... 862 01:00:52,125 --> 01:00:54,540 much "sleepfulness", 863 01:00:54,750 --> 01:00:57,665 so I said: I'll sing a couple of Neapolitan songs... 864 01:00:58,416 --> 01:01:02,249 No, that was Prevert, I know. 865 01:01:04,125 --> 01:01:06,124 Do you know Jacques like me? 866 01:01:06,583 --> 01:01:08,207 Hot diggity! 867 01:01:09,375 --> 01:01:11,374 I just love Prevert. 868 01:01:11,583 --> 01:01:14,207 - You do? - Wow! 869 01:01:14,750 --> 01:01:17,582 By heart, do you know 870 01:01:18,583 --> 01:01:20,207 "Chanson"? 871 01:01:25,166 --> 01:01:27,374 Sure, "Chanson", 872 01:01:27,583 --> 01:01:29,999 you ask if I know "Chanson"? 873 01:01:32,333 --> 01:01:35,332 - I can't find it! - Hurry, if Dad comes, he'll get mad. 874 01:01:35,541 --> 01:01:38,165 Want to hear the version that's famous 875 01:01:38,375 --> 01:01:41,207 or the one on the Internet? 876 01:01:41,333 --> 01:01:42,624 There's only one... 877 01:01:42,791 --> 01:01:45,207 - Found it! - Perfect. 878 01:01:45,791 --> 01:01:47,999 - "What day is it?" - Thursday. 879 01:01:48,208 --> 01:01:50,415 - That's the poem! - What day is it? 880 01:01:50,625 --> 01:01:53,457 - Thursday. - Now you're doing it too! 881 01:01:53,583 --> 01:01:56,499 What day is it? It is everyday, my friend... 882 01:01:56,750 --> 01:01:58,457 It is everyday, my friend... 883 01:01:58,666 --> 01:02:02,165 - it is an entire life, my love... - it's an entire life, my love... 884 01:02:02,375 --> 01:02:06,374 - We love, we live... - We love, we live... 885 01:02:06,625 --> 01:02:08,540 We... damn! 886 01:02:09,958 --> 01:02:12,374 The roses are moving but there's no wind. 887 01:02:12,583 --> 01:02:15,790 No, it's a bad, ugly cat! Quiet! 888 01:02:19,541 --> 01:02:23,749 I never kick cats but when one interrupts a poem... 889 01:02:24,041 --> 01:02:25,457 ya darn tootin'! 890 01:02:25,666 --> 01:02:28,749 We love, we live... 891 01:02:29,250 --> 01:02:32,457 We love, we live... 892 01:02:44,125 --> 01:02:46,832 We don't know what life is, my love, 893 01:02:47,041 --> 01:02:49,124 and we don't know what days are... 894 01:02:50,875 --> 01:02:52,957 We don't know anything anymore! 895 01:02:59,375 --> 01:03:01,582 A poet's suffering. 896 01:03:01,791 --> 01:03:03,624 I hear footsteps. 897 01:03:04,375 --> 01:03:06,374 I've had it! 898 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:08,832 Chamberlain! 899 01:03:12,625 --> 01:03:14,915 False alarm. The poem? 900 01:03:20,333 --> 01:03:23,249 - Still want Prevert? - Jacques. 901 01:03:32,791 --> 01:03:35,207 There's a poem 902 01:03:35,833 --> 01:03:40,040 that's very beautiful, it's called "Indifferently". 903 01:03:41,041 --> 01:03:43,457 It goes like this, more or less... 904 01:03:46,166 --> 01:03:47,999 Do what you want to me, 905 01:03:48,208 --> 01:03:49,999 indifferently, 906 01:03:50,416 --> 01:03:52,707 I know I'm nothing for you. 907 01:03:53,583 --> 01:03:56,874 Give me this poison, don't wait for tomorrow, 908 01:03:57,791 --> 01:04:00,790 because, indifferently, if you kill me, 909 01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:02,832 I won't say a thing. 910 01:04:09,375 --> 01:04:10,790 It's beautiful. 911 01:04:12,208 --> 01:04:14,415 Why don't I know it? 912 01:04:14,625 --> 01:04:16,624 He wrote it after death. 913 01:04:17,583 --> 01:04:22,499 I mean, he wrote the rough draft, then they copied it over. 914 01:04:22,708 --> 01:04:24,624 What a story, huh? 915 01:04:24,833 --> 01:04:28,249 So now I know where you sleep, where you are. 916 01:04:29,125 --> 01:04:30,957 Maybe "zumtime"... 917 01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:34,624 Sometime, 918 01:04:35,541 --> 01:04:39,624 I'll come to say good moon. 919 01:05:00,791 --> 01:05:01,915 Hi, Champagne! 920 01:05:03,166 --> 01:05:05,665 Hello, does the lady desire tea 921 01:05:05,875 --> 01:05:09,707 with light, delicate, whole grain cookies? 922 01:05:09,916 --> 01:05:12,124 Am I in the hospital? 923 01:05:13,208 --> 01:05:15,040 Today there's a delightful breeze. 924 01:05:15,250 --> 01:05:18,249 - No, spaghetti with clam sauce! - Clam sauce? 925 01:05:19,875 --> 01:05:21,290 I see. 926 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:25,999 - Champagne? - Yes! 927 01:05:26,208 --> 01:05:30,207 I'd really rather have pasta and beans with mixed pasta, 928 01:05:30,416 --> 01:05:32,624 I'll make some next time. 929 01:05:32,833 --> 01:05:34,832 Mixed pasta? 930 01:05:37,166 --> 01:05:39,374 Pasta and beans with mixed pasta... 931 01:05:47,583 --> 01:05:50,207 - Any news from Letizia? - She asked about you three times. 932 01:05:50,416 --> 01:05:53,624 And she fired the librarian for not finding "Indifferently". 933 01:05:53,833 --> 01:05:55,915 - Next move? - You have to disappear. 934 01:05:56,125 --> 01:05:58,124 One who has things at her beck and call 935 01:05:58,333 --> 01:06:02,540 can only love one who runs, and suffering will do her good. 936 01:06:03,583 --> 01:06:05,415 - And you? - What? 937 01:06:08,375 --> 01:06:09,790 Jessica! 938 01:06:10,791 --> 01:06:12,999 - I adore Miss Quagliarulo. - I knew it! 939 01:06:13,208 --> 01:06:17,040 Some brotherly advice: what can you do in this outfit? 940 01:06:17,250 --> 01:06:19,332 - You look like a twit. - What? 941 01:06:19,541 --> 01:06:21,749 - An oaf. - Thank you. 942 01:06:21,958 --> 01:06:23,957 I'd like to ask you: 943 01:06:24,166 --> 01:06:26,999 when's the last time you made love? 944 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:29,832 In 1984. 945 01:06:30,958 --> 01:06:33,374 - You're in a bad way! - You think? 946 01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:38,332 - Twenty-nine very long years. - Of cobwebs! 947 01:06:38,541 --> 01:06:40,165 What did you do to me? 948 01:06:40,375 --> 01:06:44,999 That's called anti-aging, now the moustache goes and you're perfect! 949 01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:47,415 Why? 950 01:06:49,791 --> 01:06:50,999 Cry! 951 01:06:51,208 --> 01:06:53,624 - Cry! - But it's just a dead canary! 952 01:06:53,833 --> 01:06:56,665 In Naples, even a canary is family. 953 01:06:58,000 --> 01:06:59,832 It's a relative. 954 01:07:00,041 --> 01:07:03,040 He shouldn't have done it! 955 01:07:03,583 --> 01:07:06,790 He looks like he's sleeping, he was sweet as pie! 956 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:10,457 - Give me a hankie. - Here. 957 01:07:10,666 --> 01:07:13,499 - Good, tear your heart out! - The canary died! 958 01:07:15,541 --> 01:07:16,749 Keep it. 959 01:07:16,958 --> 01:07:20,582 - Guys! - Save me from this nightmare. 960 01:07:20,833 --> 01:07:23,832 Now they'll teach you to say hello. 961 01:07:25,583 --> 01:07:26,874 Come on! 962 01:07:27,083 --> 01:07:28,999 Let's repeat: 963 01:07:29,208 --> 01:07:34,207 Bro, lil' bro, big bro, my bro, my pal, my best pal! 964 01:07:35,625 --> 01:07:36,832 Go! 965 01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:42,332 Bro, lil' bro, big bro, my bro, my pal, my best pal, 966 01:07:42,541 --> 01:07:46,832 cousin of my pal's pal... Okay? 967 01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,832 Not bad. Did you study the insults? 968 01:07:51,375 --> 01:07:53,999 Insult number four. 969 01:07:55,750 --> 01:07:57,582 You're a dimwit! 970 01:07:57,791 --> 01:07:59,999 And now I'll bite my tongue! 971 01:08:01,291 --> 01:08:03,207 - Too much? - No, good. 972 01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:06,832 Just in case, if you want an explanation, 973 01:08:07,041 --> 01:08:09,249 you need a special attitude 974 01:08:09,458 --> 01:08:12,540 when you don't understand very well, do this. 975 01:08:12,750 --> 01:08:15,374 What's this stuff, bro? What is it? 976 01:08:15,583 --> 01:08:17,790 Bro, yo, yo... 977 01:08:20,875 --> 01:08:22,707 - it might come in handy. - Good. 978 01:08:22,916 --> 01:08:25,999 Love phrases? If you like a woman, what do you say? 979 01:08:28,583 --> 01:08:31,207 You're the woman who has generated the most emotion... 980 01:08:33,250 --> 01:08:34,665 That's what I know! 981 01:08:34,875 --> 01:08:37,499 You gotta say, like... my love! 982 01:08:38,333 --> 01:08:41,165 - D'emblée? - D'emblée, flambé... as you like. 983 01:08:42,583 --> 01:08:43,999 My love! 984 01:08:47,375 --> 01:08:48,999 - You okay? - Sort of... 985 01:08:49,208 --> 01:08:51,499 "My lllove" with three Ls. 986 01:08:53,125 --> 01:08:55,415 - Good! - Promoted? 987 01:08:55,625 --> 01:08:57,915 Considering that the last time he made love, 988 01:08:58,166 --> 01:09:00,374 Tutankhamun was 18, 989 01:09:00,583 --> 01:09:01,999 he's promoted. 990 01:09:18,791 --> 01:09:21,790 GOOD MOON 991 01:10:07,666 --> 01:10:08,874 My love! 992 01:10:12,166 --> 01:10:13,665 Champagne, is that you? 993 01:10:16,166 --> 01:10:17,790 How about some macaroni omelet? 994 01:10:18,583 --> 01:10:20,207 I shouldn't, I'm on a diet. 995 01:10:21,333 --> 01:10:23,249 Maybe a tad... it's with bacon? 996 01:10:23,458 --> 01:10:27,665 No, sausage with "friars". 997 01:10:28,583 --> 01:10:31,790 - Whose friars? - Friarielli. 998 01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,207 Champagne, you're tempting me. 999 01:10:36,541 --> 01:10:38,374 Who is it, lil' bro, big bro or my bro? 1000 01:10:38,583 --> 01:10:40,290 - Chamberlain! - Sire! 1001 01:10:40,500 --> 01:10:42,124 What's happening to Letizia? 1002 01:10:42,333 --> 01:10:45,415 She's acting strange, always so pensive, 1003 01:10:45,625 --> 01:10:47,457 tell me what's wrong with her. 1004 01:10:49,583 --> 01:10:52,999 I wouldn't know, perhaps problems with her charity? 1005 01:10:53,208 --> 01:10:57,207 I have a feeling, and I'm not often wrong, 1006 01:10:57,416 --> 01:11:01,040 she's falling in love with Gherets. 1007 01:11:02,416 --> 01:11:07,082 Majesty, your instinct is incredible, I'll check. 1008 01:11:07,291 --> 01:11:10,124 After that, I have Minister Chun Lai 1009 01:11:10,333 --> 01:11:13,540 who must be escorted to the service door. 1010 01:11:13,750 --> 01:11:15,957 - Come immediately! - Coming. 1011 01:11:18,541 --> 01:11:20,957 Pardon, I have a diplomatic mission. 1012 01:11:24,958 --> 01:11:26,790 See ya! 1013 01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:38,332 Come on, you can do everything with spread elbows! 1014 01:11:38,875 --> 01:11:41,374 Days of study out the window, 1015 01:11:41,583 --> 01:11:43,999 you got her laughing and then you left. 1016 01:11:44,208 --> 01:11:46,415 I couldn't keep the king waiting. 1017 01:11:46,625 --> 01:11:48,624 Okay, wait another 20 years! 1018 01:11:48,833 --> 01:11:51,249 When will you think of yourself? 1019 01:11:51,458 --> 01:11:53,874 Put your hands in your pockets, elbows wide! 1020 01:11:57,916 --> 01:12:00,415 - Let's have some. - I'll get the cutlery. 1021 01:12:00,916 --> 01:12:03,332 Cutlery? We'll eat it like this. 1022 01:12:03,958 --> 01:12:08,540 - Life is now: now or never again. - Who gives a damn! 1023 01:12:11,291 --> 01:12:14,499 How are you eating? That's not the way. 1024 01:12:14,708 --> 01:12:18,540 When you eat watermelon, you gotta get drippy, 1025 01:12:18,750 --> 01:12:20,582 but without gettin' stained. 1026 01:12:20,791 --> 01:12:22,499 You gotta eat at 90. 1027 01:12:22,666 --> 01:12:25,082 - What? - At 90 degrees. 1028 01:12:25,541 --> 01:12:27,749 Bend over a little, 1029 01:12:27,958 --> 01:12:29,790 stretch your arms out. 1030 01:12:30,375 --> 01:12:32,999 You can even move and eat like this. 1031 01:12:33,791 --> 01:12:37,207 This way you get drippy, but not stained. 1032 01:12:38,166 --> 01:12:42,374 The greatest melon eaters have scoliosis. 1033 01:12:42,583 --> 01:12:47,207 Besides, Jessica will never love a guy who can't eat at 90. 1034 01:12:47,416 --> 01:12:49,249 - You're sure? - Yeah! 1035 01:12:49,458 --> 01:12:52,290 And then, some advice, 1036 01:12:53,875 --> 01:12:55,874 keep your pinky finger up. 1037 01:12:56,083 --> 01:12:58,707 If you eat a sandwich with sausage and broccoli, 1038 01:12:58,916 --> 01:13:00,540 keep your pinky up, 1039 01:13:00,750 --> 01:13:03,957 so you can use it to pick the broccoli from your teeth. 1040 01:13:04,166 --> 01:13:07,999 - Incredible! - Sure, the old ways. 1041 01:13:12,541 --> 01:13:14,749 Why are you helping me? 1042 01:13:19,541 --> 01:13:22,165 I like to see people happy, 1043 01:13:24,625 --> 01:13:26,540 especially if they're in a bad way like you. 1044 01:13:26,750 --> 01:13:29,957 I'm sorry for what I thought about you, 1045 01:13:30,166 --> 01:13:32,249 you're better than so many living at the castle. 1046 01:13:33,583 --> 01:13:35,582 What's all these feelings? 1047 01:13:36,166 --> 01:13:38,082 You're not poor like me? 1048 01:13:44,375 --> 01:13:45,999 My father was a laborer, 1049 01:13:46,791 --> 01:13:51,415 my mother's unknown, don't ask for details, I didn't find out. 1050 01:13:52,125 --> 01:13:55,540 I knew we had something in common! 1051 01:14:00,375 --> 01:14:02,999 I'd like to help you for what I can. 1052 01:14:03,666 --> 01:14:06,915 - Are you jealous? - No. 1053 01:14:07,125 --> 01:14:10,957 - We all need our own space. - You'll be a cuckold! 1054 01:14:12,083 --> 01:14:14,707 Women like a little jealousy, 1055 01:14:14,916 --> 01:14:17,749 your woman has to be untouchable, not to be looked at. 1056 01:14:17,958 --> 01:14:20,165 She's has to be a hag? 1057 01:14:20,583 --> 01:14:23,999 I'll explain, all at once is hard. 1058 01:14:25,125 --> 01:14:28,332 Listen, these thing I said, 1059 01:14:28,541 --> 01:14:30,249 never tell them to anyone. 1060 01:14:32,208 --> 01:14:33,832 A secret. 1061 01:14:35,916 --> 01:14:37,540 Like we were friends? 1062 01:14:57,125 --> 01:14:58,415 Madame... 1063 01:14:59,541 --> 01:15:01,249 Insult number 7... 1064 01:15:01,458 --> 01:15:03,874 You're more dimwitted 1065 01:15:04,583 --> 01:15:09,707 than your ma and your pa put together! 1066 01:15:09,916 --> 01:15:12,207 And now I'll bite my tongue! 1067 01:15:12,833 --> 01:15:14,457 What are you saying? 1068 01:15:14,666 --> 01:15:17,665 I'm nervous, it's our first date. 1069 01:15:24,166 --> 01:15:25,582 Wait. 1070 01:15:25,791 --> 01:15:29,207 What are you looking at? Anyone ever tell you you're an idiot? 1071 01:15:29,750 --> 01:15:33,165 If they do, call me and we'll beat him up together. 1072 01:15:33,375 --> 01:15:35,374 Ice cream at 90? 1073 01:16:12,875 --> 01:16:16,957 Prevert, with his lyric "longering" says... 1074 01:16:17,166 --> 01:16:19,415 Damn you, hell! 1075 01:16:19,625 --> 01:16:21,832 We say: damn you to hell! 1076 01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:24,999 You're good! The word is "lingering". 1077 01:16:27,125 --> 01:16:30,790 Anyway, the insult goes like this: damn you to hell. 1078 01:16:30,916 --> 01:16:33,665 It's a little bland as an insult, 1079 01:16:33,875 --> 01:16:37,290 it's not: I'll now bite my tongue, bro, yo, yo... 1080 01:16:38,583 --> 01:16:42,165 You can give it more substance and it becomes... 1081 01:16:44,875 --> 01:16:47,707 Quiet dude, or I can't say it. 1082 01:16:47,875 --> 01:16:49,332 I'm listening. 1083 01:16:49,583 --> 01:16:52,165 You can also say: damn you to hell and back. 1084 01:16:52,416 --> 01:16:54,415 - Never say "die"! - Never. 1085 01:16:54,625 --> 01:16:57,624 You can add the family: 1086 01:16:57,833 --> 01:16:59,874 damn you and yours to hell and back 1087 01:17:00,083 --> 01:17:03,082 to those who don't raise their hands. 1088 01:17:07,166 --> 01:17:10,624 You don't need a translator anymore. 1089 01:17:11,583 --> 01:17:13,415 Ruotolo, you're fired! 1090 01:17:13,666 --> 01:17:15,040 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1091 01:17:15,291 --> 01:17:17,290 Letizia has a crush, 1092 01:17:17,875 --> 01:17:19,874 but, if I were you... 1093 01:17:20,708 --> 01:17:24,707 I'd write something romantic, a finishing touch. 1094 01:17:25,666 --> 01:17:29,874 Your own words, you don't need all these books. 1095 01:17:31,458 --> 01:17:33,874 I have something for you... 1096 01:17:36,666 --> 01:17:40,040 - You're distracting me. - What a pain! 1097 01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:44,749 This is for Jessica, study it, even tonight. 1098 01:17:44,916 --> 01:17:47,124 It's a musical, listen to it. 1099 01:17:47,875 --> 01:17:50,290 I'm crazy about Miss Quagliarulo. 1100 01:17:50,958 --> 01:17:52,040 Crazy, crazy... 1101 01:17:53,416 --> 01:17:54,832 A thousand times crazy... 1102 01:18:27,625 --> 01:18:29,832 Raindrops keep falling on my head, 1103 01:18:31,833 --> 01:18:36,249 it was serene until two minutes ago, 1104 01:18:37,250 --> 01:18:39,874 then, who knows how, 1105 01:18:40,500 --> 01:18:43,874 the sky started feeling like me 1106 01:18:45,250 --> 01:18:46,874 and I feel... 1107 01:18:47,041 --> 01:18:49,707 Raindrops on my neck and on my hands, 1108 01:18:50,791 --> 01:18:54,957 tiny shivers making me feel, I don't know how, 1109 01:18:56,666 --> 01:18:59,124 the sensation that 1110 01:18:59,833 --> 01:19:03,457 I'm naked among people who don't notice, 1111 01:19:04,375 --> 01:19:06,040 they're crying. 1112 01:19:06,333 --> 01:19:08,624 And in you 1113 01:19:10,250 --> 01:19:13,457 there's a storm, 1114 01:19:13,708 --> 01:19:15,874 making you feel bad, 1115 01:19:16,041 --> 01:19:19,124 but you're free 1116 01:19:19,375 --> 01:19:22,374 and as you see, you're still standing. 1117 01:19:49,583 --> 01:19:52,790 Someone will dry me off. 1118 01:20:01,875 --> 01:20:05,040 As soon as you're down, don't move a muscle. 1119 01:20:39,166 --> 01:20:40,415 Good moon. 1120 01:20:43,500 --> 01:20:45,082 Where did you go? 1121 01:20:45,333 --> 01:20:48,124 I said: I'll drop in on Letizia and... 1122 01:20:49,458 --> 01:20:51,040 I did. 1123 01:20:53,666 --> 01:20:55,665 You live here, but I never see you. 1124 01:20:58,250 --> 01:21:00,040 It's not that... 1125 01:21:01,458 --> 01:21:03,374 you've met some pretty Countess? 1126 01:21:08,666 --> 01:21:10,874 I don't like them, 1127 01:21:11,041 --> 01:21:13,499 they're fake, artificial... 1128 01:21:14,750 --> 01:21:16,374 sugarcoated. 1129 01:21:20,458 --> 01:21:22,665 I like women who... 1130 01:21:25,750 --> 01:21:29,540 touch rose petals with their fingers, who smile, 1131 01:21:31,250 --> 01:21:33,915 who put their hand to their throats. 1132 01:21:36,041 --> 01:21:37,499 And who... 1133 01:22:18,666 --> 01:22:20,040 We have to talk. 1134 01:22:21,625 --> 01:22:24,249 When a woman says that, I get worried. 1135 01:22:26,666 --> 01:22:30,040 - You're marrying Gherets? - No, that's not it. 1136 01:22:32,875 --> 01:22:34,707 Would you like to eat? 1137 01:22:34,875 --> 01:22:36,999 Help me out? 1138 01:22:38,083 --> 01:22:40,165 I'll make an omelet. 1139 01:22:42,875 --> 01:22:44,499 You... 1140 01:22:46,458 --> 01:22:48,290 Beat the eggs. 1141 01:22:49,458 --> 01:22:51,040 I'll cut the zucchini. 1142 01:22:51,291 --> 01:22:53,874 Or you can cut the zucchini and I'll beat the eggs? 1143 01:22:54,083 --> 01:22:56,332 No, I'll beat the eggs. 1144 01:23:09,041 --> 01:23:11,290 Maybe you'd better break them open. 1145 01:23:11,875 --> 01:23:14,290 - Think so? - I'd say... 1146 01:23:16,083 --> 01:23:20,665 Why don't we... now that you're here, let's toast. 1147 01:23:20,875 --> 01:23:22,499 Alright. 1148 01:23:28,666 --> 01:23:30,665 Me too, I discovered late 1149 01:23:30,875 --> 01:23:33,874 you need eggs to make an omelet. 1150 01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:48,915 Usually, after a toast there's a kiss. 1151 01:23:53,875 --> 01:23:56,040 Why should we? 1152 01:23:56,291 --> 01:23:58,082 There's no photographer. 1153 01:23:58,875 --> 01:24:01,040 What do you mean? 1154 01:24:01,291 --> 01:24:03,707 Every time we've kissed, there's always a photographer. 1155 01:24:04,750 --> 01:24:07,249 I know you need me for charity, 1156 01:24:10,250 --> 01:24:12,457 because you have to become famous. 1157 01:24:20,708 --> 01:24:22,332 I'm sorry. 1158 01:24:24,666 --> 01:24:27,499 I'm ashamed, I was wrong, I know. 1159 01:24:32,625 --> 01:24:33,999 I was about to say it. 1160 01:24:35,666 --> 01:24:38,499 When? it's been two months. 1161 01:24:40,166 --> 01:24:42,290 I don't want to be made fun of anymore. 1162 01:24:43,875 --> 01:24:45,499 Yes, but... 1163 01:24:47,458 --> 01:24:51,457 now I could fall in love with you. 1164 01:24:53,041 --> 01:24:54,874 Now I could... 1165 01:24:55,083 --> 01:24:57,082 Stop this! 1166 01:24:58,000 --> 01:24:59,665 Why be like this? 1167 01:25:01,041 --> 01:25:03,707 - Because we're different. - No, we aren't! 1168 01:25:04,875 --> 01:25:06,415 You've learned to be at court! 1169 01:25:06,625 --> 01:25:09,624 I learned your ways, but you haven't learned mine. 1170 01:25:09,833 --> 01:25:12,665 If I asked you to live my life, how would you take it? 1171 01:25:14,250 --> 01:25:17,249 Like that, don't say a word, I understand everything. 1172 01:25:18,500 --> 01:25:20,082 We're different. 1173 01:25:20,875 --> 01:25:24,290 What an ugly word "different", it means not to love, 1174 01:25:24,875 --> 01:25:28,124 it's love that makes us equals, right? 1175 01:25:29,875 --> 01:25:32,290 What a strange fate you all have, 1176 01:25:32,500 --> 01:25:34,499 you call yourselves regal 1177 01:25:34,708 --> 01:25:37,082 yet you're so far from reality. 1178 01:26:21,750 --> 01:26:23,457 Antonio found out. 1179 01:26:25,666 --> 01:26:27,290 I know. 1180 01:26:31,041 --> 01:26:36,499 We failed. I wanted to change him, but he changed me. 1181 01:26:44,625 --> 01:26:45,874 Wait. 1182 01:26:49,125 --> 01:26:50,790 This is from Antonio. 1183 01:27:07,666 --> 01:27:11,499 Love is that instant that can't wait even a second, 1184 01:27:11,708 --> 01:27:15,332 that chases the minutes, even sixty times 1185 01:27:15,541 --> 01:27:18,124 until the time comes to see you. 1186 01:27:18,375 --> 01:27:20,582 Love is that silver knot 1187 01:27:20,791 --> 01:27:23,790 that ties eyes to heart, insolubly. 1188 01:27:24,458 --> 01:27:27,874 Everything the heart looks at, is seen through the eyes 1189 01:27:28,041 --> 01:27:31,707 and everything the eyes see, is looked at by the heart. 1190 01:27:32,666 --> 01:27:35,040 And now that I know all these things, 1191 01:27:35,291 --> 01:27:37,707 protect me, defend me, 1192 01:27:38,458 --> 01:27:40,457 I want to trust you 1193 01:27:40,666 --> 01:27:44,082 one more time, my love. 1194 01:29:53,041 --> 01:29:54,290 Bro! 1195 01:29:54,500 --> 01:29:57,082 See who's there? The prince! 1196 01:29:57,333 --> 01:30:00,249 - Oh, shut up! - You shut up! 1197 01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:02,665 It's really beautiful. 1198 01:30:02,875 --> 01:30:06,290 I'm glad you came to the opening, but I gotta go now. 1199 01:30:06,500 --> 01:30:08,165 I decided to change my life, 1200 01:30:08,416 --> 01:30:11,624 since we got back from the castle, new life, diet... 1201 01:30:11,875 --> 01:30:15,040 The dietician said 100 grams of bread at most, that's 150. 1202 01:30:15,291 --> 01:30:17,082 C'mon, just 50 grams more! 1203 01:30:17,333 --> 01:30:19,749 Either you're on a diet or you aren't. 1204 01:30:20,458 --> 01:30:22,040 Now it's 100 grams. 1205 01:30:22,333 --> 01:30:24,999 You know what I can do to lose weight? 1206 01:30:25,250 --> 01:30:27,540 Bring a nice gym into the house. 1207 01:30:27,708 --> 01:30:31,790 Ciro, to lose weight, don't bring in a gym, 1208 01:30:31,958 --> 01:30:34,165 take out the kitchen. 1209 01:30:34,416 --> 01:30:37,415 - Can we take a nice photo of us? - Go ahead! 1210 01:30:37,625 --> 01:30:39,832 - What? - I told you, he's not the prince. 1211 01:30:40,083 --> 01:30:43,749 - Want one of me? - You won't fit in here! 1212 01:30:43,958 --> 01:30:46,540 You never do what I say! 1213 01:30:46,750 --> 01:30:48,832 Never, never... 1214 01:30:49,375 --> 01:30:51,290 Remember me? 1215 01:30:51,500 --> 01:30:55,874 I'm the coffee machine technician, I came here last month. 1216 01:30:56,541 --> 01:30:59,415 I was passing by and said: I'll taste the coffee, 1217 01:30:59,583 --> 01:31:01,790 but won't take a cent. 1218 01:31:02,041 --> 01:31:04,624 Technician? The technician's right in there. 1219 01:31:09,375 --> 01:31:11,749 I have an exclusive in this area. 1220 01:31:12,541 --> 01:31:15,540 Who cares? The technician's already here. 1221 01:31:23,541 --> 01:31:24,999 Colleague... 1222 01:31:47,416 --> 01:31:49,040 Where should I take you? 1223 01:31:52,375 --> 01:31:53,999 But I... 1224 01:31:56,166 --> 01:31:58,540 also have a license to taste chocolates. 1225 01:32:01,208 --> 01:32:04,790 To taste the best chocolate in Naples, come with me. 1226 01:32:13,750 --> 01:32:16,999 This mortgage is perfect for your two-room apartment. 1227 01:32:17,208 --> 01:32:20,207 Fine, thank you, you've been very clear. 1228 01:32:20,416 --> 01:32:23,582 May I offer a chocolate? The chocolatier is excellent. 1229 01:32:31,000 --> 01:32:32,415 Thank you. 1230 01:32:34,708 --> 01:32:36,957 I don't believe you want to live like me. 1231 01:32:37,166 --> 01:32:39,999 Months learning to mooch and you still don't believe me? 1232 01:32:40,791 --> 01:32:41,874 No. 1233 01:32:43,208 --> 01:32:46,582 I want to spend all my days with you, all of them, 1234 01:32:46,791 --> 01:32:48,457 every moment, 1235 01:32:48,625 --> 01:32:50,624 I want to share my breath with you. 1236 01:32:50,833 --> 01:32:53,290 I want to love you forever too, 1237 01:32:53,500 --> 01:32:57,332 but the hard thing is to love every day, in simplicity. 1238 01:32:57,500 --> 01:32:59,665 I want us to love each other forever, 1239 01:32:59,875 --> 01:33:01,874 I want us to argue over the toothpaste, 1240 01:33:02,083 --> 01:33:06,290 or because I don't shop well. 1241 01:33:06,500 --> 01:33:09,540 I want you to see bacteria everywhere when you clean 1242 01:33:09,625 --> 01:33:11,749 the house, in the bathroom, the kitchen, 1243 01:33:11,833 --> 01:33:15,124 and before I come in, the bacteria looks at me and says: 1244 01:33:15,333 --> 01:33:17,165 that guy's gonna catch hell! 1245 01:33:17,750 --> 01:33:19,749 I want to love you forever, 1246 01:33:20,000 --> 01:33:22,999 I even want you to vacuum during the Naples games... 1247 01:33:24,166 --> 01:33:26,540 But only the Championship ones! 1248 01:33:27,500 --> 01:33:28,665 I want... 1249 01:33:28,875 --> 01:33:31,124 I want you off my boat, 1250 01:33:31,333 --> 01:33:34,249 if not I'll be getting it from my wife. 1251 01:33:42,333 --> 01:33:43,957 Who are these people? 1252 01:33:44,166 --> 01:33:47,249 - Excuse me, who are you? - The witnesses. 1253 01:33:47,458 --> 01:33:48,957 For the bride or groom? 1254 01:33:49,166 --> 01:33:52,540 For the accident, we helped them get the money for their wedding. 1255 01:33:52,750 --> 01:33:54,749 Let me say hello to the bride. 1256 01:33:55,000 --> 01:33:56,790 A toast! 1257 01:33:57,041 --> 01:33:59,624 A toast to the bride, hurrah! 1258 01:34:07,958 --> 01:34:11,374 The sfogliatelle, sugar-coated almonds... 1259 01:34:11,541 --> 01:34:13,999 Aren't you the princess? 1260 01:34:14,166 --> 01:34:16,540 Yes, but don't tell a soul. 1261 01:34:16,708 --> 01:34:20,165 Sure! Ciro, we won't tell a soul. 1262 01:34:20,375 --> 01:34:24,374 I'm a dimwit, think I'd say: the princess is here! 1263 01:34:29,125 --> 01:34:31,415 Stop, wait. 1264 01:34:42,208 --> 01:34:44,415 Antonio, a photo! 1265 01:34:44,583 --> 01:34:46,457 Stop right there! 1266 01:34:46,625 --> 01:34:49,499 Excuse me, but who are you? 1267 01:34:49,666 --> 01:34:52,124 We're the singers' managers. 1268 01:34:53,708 --> 01:34:55,374 They're coming. 1269 01:34:55,541 --> 01:34:57,415 They took me for a hat rack! 1270 01:34:58,541 --> 01:35:00,749 Ladies and gentlemen! 1271 01:35:01,958 --> 01:35:03,957 A great honor, 1272 01:35:04,166 --> 01:35:08,540 the princess made an omelet with her own hands. 1273 01:35:18,291 --> 01:35:20,207 The singers are here. 1274 01:35:20,416 --> 01:35:22,582 - What? - The singers. 1275 01:35:23,250 --> 01:35:26,082 So, ladies and gentlemen, 1276 01:35:26,291 --> 01:35:29,290 last but not least, the singers! 1277 01:35:50,166 --> 01:35:53,165 You are distant from my heart... 1278 01:35:53,791 --> 01:35:57,249 My thought flies to you... 1279 01:35:57,458 --> 01:36:00,707 I want for nothing, hope for nothing, 1280 01:36:00,958 --> 01:36:03,957 but to keep you forever by my side. 1281 01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:08,207 Feel sure of this love... 1282 01:36:08,958 --> 01:36:11,957 Just as I am sure of you. 1283 01:36:15,875 --> 01:36:19,332 Oh my life, oh life of mine, 1284 01:36:19,541 --> 01:36:22,249 heart of this heart of mine, 1285 01:36:23,041 --> 01:36:26,249 you were my first love, 1286 01:36:26,458 --> 01:36:29,290 and will always be my first and last love. 1287 01:36:31,958 --> 01:36:33,749 So we'll be living in Naples? 1288 01:36:34,000 --> 01:36:37,999 Yes, how can the people love you if you don't live among them? 1289 01:36:39,166 --> 01:36:41,749 But sometimes we'll visit your father at the castle, 1290 01:36:42,000 --> 01:36:46,207 like for the holidays: Christmas, New Year's, Easter, Carnival. 1291 01:36:46,416 --> 01:36:48,415 Instead of coming here to the beach in July and August, 1292 01:36:48,583 --> 01:36:50,457 we'll go to the pool at the castle, 1293 01:36:50,625 --> 01:36:53,499 even if the best months are June and September. 1294 01:36:53,666 --> 01:36:55,874 So, we'll move into my place? 1295 01:36:56,541 --> 01:36:59,540 I want the kids to grow up in Naples. 1296 01:37:01,166 --> 01:37:03,374 But we can go from time to time. 1297 01:37:04,166 --> 01:37:06,165 And mooch off dad. 1298 01:37:07,375 --> 01:37:08,749 My love... 1299 01:41:44,375 --> 01:41:44,987 GOOD MOON 94171