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Welcome to the show. I'm Desi Leic.
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Welcome to the show. I'm Desi Leic.
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Welcome to the show. I'm Desi Leic.
We've got so much to talk about tonight.
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We've got so much to talk about tonight.
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We've got so much to talk about tonight.
The Met Gala theme was oligarchy. An NFL
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The Met Gala theme was oligarchy. An NFL
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The Met Gala theme was oligarchy. An NFL
coach gets a timeout for what he did
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coach gets a timeout for what he did
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coach gets a timeout for what he did
with his own balls. And is Donald Trump
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with his own balls. And is Donald Trump
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with his own balls. And is Donald Trump
smarter than a fifth grader? We'll find
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smarter than a fifth grader? We'll find
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smarter than a fifth grader? We'll find
out. But no. So, let's get into the
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out. But no. So, let's get into the
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out. But no. So, let's get into the
headlines.
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Last night was the Met Gala. It's the
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Last night was the Met Gala. It's the
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Last night was the Met Gala. It's the
biggest night of the year for fashion
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biggest night of the year for fashion
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biggest night of the year for fashion
and for your mom saying, "Now, is that
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and for your mom saying, "Now, is that
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and for your mom saying, "Now, is that
ONE HEATED RIVALRY?
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ONE HEATED RIVALRY?
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ONE HEATED RIVALRY?
BUT THE BIGGEST trend on the red carpet
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BUT THE BIGGEST trend on the red carpet
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BUT THE BIGGEST trend on the red carpet
this year was controversy. This year's
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this year was controversy. This year's
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this year was controversy. This year's
Met Gala finds itself steeped in
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Met Gala finds itself steeped in
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Met Gala finds itself steeped in
turmoil. Why? Because the honorary
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turmoil. Why? Because the honorary
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turmoil. Why? Because the honorary
chairs are billionaire Jeff Bezos and
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chairs are billionaire Jeff Bezos and
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chairs are billionaire Jeff Bezos and
his wife Lauren Sanchez. Look at the
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his wife Lauren Sanchez. Look at the
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his wife Lauren Sanchez. Look at the
message projected last night on a
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message projected last night on a
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message projected last night on a
building in New York City. Boycott the
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building in New York City. Boycott the
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building in New York City. Boycott the
Basos Met Galla.
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Basos Met Galla.
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Basos Met Galla.
Yeah, get his ass.
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Yeah, get his ass.
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Yeah, get his ass.
Yes, I fully support this message.
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Yes, I fully support this message.
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Yes, I fully support this message.
Although I don't know if the people
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Although I don't know if the people
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Although I don't know if the people
living in that building do.
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living in that building do.
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living in that building do.
Sorry. Can you just take it down a
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Sorry. Can you just take it down a
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Sorry. Can you just take it down a
notch? Your activism is getting in my
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notch? Your activism is getting in my
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notch? Your activism is getting in my
eyes.
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eyes.
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eyes.
Where did they even find a projector
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Where did they even find a projector
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Where did they even find a projector
that big? Well, probably Amazon. THEY
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that big? Well, probably Amazon. THEY
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that big? Well, probably Amazon. THEY
HAVE
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HAVE
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HAVE
THEY HAVE THE best Prime Day deals. Oh
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THEY HAVE THE best Prime Day deals. Oh
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THEY HAVE THE best Prime Day deals. Oh
my. No, no, NO, NO. DESI, REMEMBER,
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my. No, no, NO, NO. DESI, REMEMBER,
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my. No, no, NO, NO. DESI, REMEMBER,
BOYCOTT. BOYCOTT.
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BOYCOTT. BOYCOTT.
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BOYCOTT. BOYCOTT.
BUT WHILE the wealthy are living their
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BUT WHILE the wealthy are living their
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BUT WHILE the wealthy are living their
best lives, the rest of the country is
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best lives, the rest of the country is
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best lives, the rest of the country is
tightening their belts. The war in Iran
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tightening their belts. The war in Iran
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tightening their belts. The war in Iran
has sent fuel prices rising to the point
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has sent fuel prices rising to the point
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has sent fuel prices rising to the point
where over the weekend Spirit Airlines
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where over the weekend Spirit Airlines
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where over the weekend Spirit Airlines
was forced to shut down.
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>> Spirit Airlines. At least it's no longer
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>> Spirit Airlines. At least it's no longer
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>> Spirit Airlines. At least it's no longer
suffering.
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>> See you in heaven after a three-day
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>> See you in heaven after a three-day
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>> See you in heaven after a three-day
layover in Phoenix.
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layover in Phoenix.
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layover in Phoenix.
But now things are getting so bad that
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But now things are getting so bad that
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But now things are getting so bad that
even the real airlines are struggling.
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even the real airlines are struggling.
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even the real airlines are struggling.
>> If you fly Delta and you look forward to
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>> If you fly Delta and you look forward to
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>> If you fly Delta and you look forward to
hearing the words, "Would you like a
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hearing the words, "Would you like a
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hearing the words, "Would you like a
Biscoff cookie and a complimentary
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Biscoff cookie and a complimentary
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Biscoff cookie and a complimentary
beverage when you travel?" You may be
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beverage when you travel?" You may be
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beverage when you travel?" You may be
out of luck. Delta is eliminating snack
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out of luck. Delta is eliminating snack
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out of luck. Delta is eliminating snack
and drink service on all flights under
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and drink service on all flights under
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and drink service on all flights under
350 mi.
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350 mi.
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350 mi.
>> Come on. Are you kidding me? First, I
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>> Come on. Are you kidding me? First, I
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>> Come on. Are you kidding me? First, I
can't play with the smoke detectors.
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can't play with the smoke detectors.
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can't play with the smoke detectors.
Now, this
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Now, this
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Now, this
is So, if I want a free
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is So, if I want a free
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is So, if I want a free
cookie, now I have to what? give blood
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cookie, now I have to what? give blood
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cookie, now I have to what? give blood
at the Red Cross. You caning forget
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at the Red Cross. You caning forget
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at the Red Cross. You caning forget
about that. This is my blood. Okay, I
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about that. This is my blood. Okay, I
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about that. This is my blood. Okay, I
made it so I get to keep it. Off you
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made it so I get to keep it. Off you
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made it so I get to keep it. Off you
bloodthirsty maniacs. What is wrong with
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bloodthirsty maniacs. What is wrong with
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bloodthirsty maniacs. What is wrong with
you?
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you?
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you?
BLOOD.
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SORRY, I just really like cookies.
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SORRY, I just really like cookies.
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SORRY, I just really like cookies.
Now, without pointing fingers, this
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Now, without pointing fingers, this
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Now, without pointing fingers, this
entire situation is President Trump's
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entire situation is President Trump's
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entire situation is President Trump's
fault. So, he needs to reassure people
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fault. So, he needs to reassure people
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fault. So, he needs to reassure people
that he has a plan to fix the economy.
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that he has a plan to fix the economy.
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that he has a plan to fix the economy.
And fortunately, he had the chance
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And fortunately, he had the chance
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And fortunately, he had the chance
yesterday when he hosted a small
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yesterday when he hosted a small
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yesterday when he hosted a small
business summit. These are the men and
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business summit. These are the men and
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business summit. These are the men and
women on the economic front lines.
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women on the economic front lines.
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women on the economic front lines.
Donald Trump, give them the reassurance
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Donald Trump, give them the reassurance
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Donald Trump, give them the reassurance
they need.
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they need.
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they need.
>> Anybody running for president or vice
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>> Anybody running for president or vice
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>> Anybody running for president or vice
president should take a cognitive test.
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president should take a cognitive test.
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president should take a cognitive test.
So, I've taken three. No president,
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So, I've taken three. No president,
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So, I've taken three. No president,
think of this, has ever taken one.
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kind of a weird flex.
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kind of a weird flex.
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kind of a weird flex.
It's like bragging about being the only
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It's like bragging about being the only
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It's like bragging about being the only
kid in school who gets a special helper.
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This is not a test to see how smart you
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This is not a test to see how smart you
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This is not a test to see how smart you
are. It's to check if your brain is
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are. It's to check if your brain is
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are. It's to check if your brain is
functioning, which Trump should
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functioning, which Trump should
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functioning, which Trump should
understand based on the questions. The
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understand based on the questions. The
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understand based on the questions. The
first question is very easy and they
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first question is very easy and they
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first question is very easy and they
always show the first question is you
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always show the first question is you
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always show the first question is you
have a lion, a bear, an alligator and a
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have a lion, a bear, an alligator and a
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have a lion, a bear, an alligator and a
what's another good a squirrel. Okay,
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what's another good a squirrel. Okay,
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what's another good a squirrel. Okay,
which is the squirrel.
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which is the squirrel.
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which is the squirrel.
>> I am so glad that we have a president
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>> I am so glad that we have a president
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>> I am so glad that we have a president
who can differentiate between an
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who can differentiate between an
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who can differentiate between an
alligator and a squirrel.
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alligator and a squirrel.
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alligator and a squirrel.
Unlike President Culage, God rest his
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Unlike President Culage, God rest his
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Unlike President Culage, God rest his
soul.
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But Trump's struggling to remember all
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But Trump's struggling to remember all
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But Trump's struggling to remember all
the animals isn't a surprise. In fact,
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the animals isn't a surprise. In fact,
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the animals isn't a surprise. In fact,
maybe that should be the cognitive test.
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maybe that should be the cognitive test.
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maybe that should be the cognitive test.
>> You have a lion, a bear, an alligator,
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>> You have a lion, a bear, an alligator,
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>> You have a lion, a bear, an alligator,
and a what's another good? A squirrel.
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and a what's another good? A squirrel.
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and a what's another good? A squirrel.
Okay. Which is the squirrel?
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Okay. Which is the squirrel?
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Okay. Which is the squirrel?
>> You have a lion, a giraffe, a whale, and
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>> You have a lion, a giraffe, a whale, and
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>> You have a lion, a giraffe, a whale, and
a shark. And they'll say, "Which one's
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a shark. And they'll say, "Which one's
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a shark. And they'll say, "Which one's
the lion?"
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the lion?"
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the lion?"
>> It's a lion, a giraffe, a bear, and a
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>> It's a lion, a giraffe, a bear, and a
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>> It's a lion, a giraffe, a bear, and a
shark. They say, "Which one is the bear?
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shark. They say, "Which one is the bear?
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shark. They say, "Which one is the bear?
A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe, a
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A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe, a
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A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe, a
giraffe, a tiger, a this or that, a
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giraffe, a tiger, a this or that, a
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giraffe, a tiger, a this or that, a
whale, a giraffe, a fish,
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whale, a giraffe, a fish,
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whale, a giraffe, a fish,
and a hippopotamus. Right.
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At this point, I'm not even sure there
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At this point, I'm not even sure there
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At this point, I'm not even sure there
was even a test. I feel like there's I
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was even a test. I feel like there's I
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was even a test. I feel like there's I
feel like there's a good chance the
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feel like there's a good chance the
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feel like there's a good chance the
president was just watching Zootopia.
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president was just watching Zootopia.
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president was just watching Zootopia.
You know what? Maybe small business
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You know what? Maybe small business
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You know what? Maybe small business
owners aren't the best audience for
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owners aren't the best audience for
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owners aren't the best audience for
Donald Trump's animal facts. Is there an
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Donald Trump's animal facts. Is there an
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Donald Trump's animal facts. Is there an
audience that's closer to his
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audience that's closer to his
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audience that's closer to his
intellectual level?
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intellectual level?
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intellectual level?
>> President Trump hosted a group of
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>> President Trump hosted a group of
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>> President Trump hosted a group of
children at the White House today for an
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children at the White House today for an
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children at the White House today for an
event promoting physical fitness.
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event promoting physical fitness.
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event promoting physical fitness.
>> Ah, there we go. That's more your speed.
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>> Ah, there we go. That's more your speed.
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>> Ah, there we go. That's more your speed.
Now you can talk about animals until
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Now you can talk about animals until
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Now you can talk about animals until
your heart's content.
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your heart's content.
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your heart's content.
>> The power of a nuclear weapon is
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>> The power of a nuclear weapon is
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>> The power of a nuclear weapon is
something I don't even want to talk
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something I don't even want to talk
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something I don't even want to talk
about. We can't let Iran have a nuclear
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about. We can't let Iran have a nuclear
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about. We can't let Iran have a nuclear
weapon. You might be too young for this.
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>> No, they're not too young. I'm sure
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>> No, they're not too young. I'm sure
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>> No, they're not too young. I'm sure
they've already seen the Paw Patrol
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they've already seen the Paw Patrol
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they've already seen the Paw Patrol
episode where they drop a ballistic
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episode where they drop a ballistic
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episode where they drop a ballistic
missile on humdinger.
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How are you talking about nuclear war in
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How are you talking about nuclear war in
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How are you talking about nuclear war in
front of children? You kids have seen
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front of children? You kids have seen
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front of children? You kids have seen
Oppenheimer, right? Florence Pew. Her
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Oppenheimer, right? Florence Pew. Her
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Oppenheimer, right? Florence Pew. Her
titties were out for 10 minutes and he
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titties were out for 10 minutes and he
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titties were out for 10 minutes and he
became death destroyer of all worlds. So
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became death destroyer of all worlds. So
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became death destroyer of all worlds. So
true. So true.
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true. So true.
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true. So true.
Honestly, if there was ever an event
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Honestly, if there was ever an event
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Honestly, if there was ever an event
where it was important to stick to the
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where it was important to stick to the
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where it was important to stick to the
topic at hand, it's the one where you're
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topic at hand, it's the one where you're
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topic at hand, it's the one where you're
surrounded by small children. You
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surrounded by small children. You
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surrounded by small children. You
understand that, right?
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understand that, right?
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understand that, right?
>> It was a rigged election. Barack Hussein
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>> It was a rigged election. Barack Hussein
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>> It was a rigged election. Barack Hussein
Obama, have you heard of him? Open
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Obama, have you heard of him? Open
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Obama, have you heard of him? Open
borders, letting anybody come in from
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borders, letting anybody come in from
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borders, letting anybody come in from
the Congo, from countries all over the
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the Congo, from countries all over the
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the Congo, from countries all over the
world. They came in from prisons and
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world. They came in from prisons and
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world. They came in from prisons and
mental institutions. He can put on
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mental institutions. He can put on
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mental institutions. He can put on
weight like up and down like a yo-yo,
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weight like up and down like a yo-yo,
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weight like up and down like a yo-yo,
and he doesn't take the shot. Okay, we
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and he doesn't take the shot. Okay, we
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and he doesn't take the shot. Okay, we
just hit records at on the Dow. I
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just hit records at on the Dow. I
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just hit records at on the Dow. I
reached 50 in the first year and then I
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reached 50 in the first year and then I
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reached 50 in the first year and then I
reached 7,000. When you have transgender
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reached 7,000. When you have transgender
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reached 7,000. When you have transgender
mutilization,
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mutilization,
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mutilization,
don't listen to this, kids. And then all
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don't listen to this, kids. And then all
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don't listen to this, kids. And then all
of a sudden, a woman dropped dead with a
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of a sudden, a woman dropped dead with a
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of a sudden, a woman dropped dead with a
bullet right there.
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>> Hi, Mom.
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>> Hi, Mom.
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>> Hi, Mom.
Can you pick me up from THE WHITE HOUSE?
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THE PRESIDENT IS trauma dumping on me
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THE PRESIDENT IS trauma dumping on me
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THE PRESIDENT IS trauma dumping on me
again.
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again.
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again.
>> So when Trump's talking to a room full
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>> So when Trump's talking to a room full
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>> So when Trump's talking to a room full
of adults, he sounds like a child. When
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of adults, he sounds like a child. When
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of adults, he sounds like a child. When
he's talking to a room full of children,
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he's talking to a room full of children,
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he's talking to a room full of children,
he sounds like Pennywise. He's not he's
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he sounds like Pennywise. He's not he's
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he sounds like Pennywise. He's not he's
not exactly the one you want taking care
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not exactly the one you want taking care
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not exactly the one you want taking care
of your kids. Although in this country,
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of your kids. Although in this country,
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of your kids. Although in this country,
we might not have a choice.
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we might not have a choice.
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we might not have a choice.
Are you struggling to find child care in
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Are you struggling to find child care in
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Are you struggling to find child care in
a country that can't provide it? The
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a country that can't provide it? The
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a country that can't provide it? The
>> United States can't take care of
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>> United States can't take care of
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>> United States can't take care of
daycare. We're fighting wars with We
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daycare. We're fighting wars with We
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daycare. We're fighting wars with We
can't take care of daycare.
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can't take care of daycare.
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can't take care of daycare.
>> Then you'll love Donny's Daycare, a
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>> Then you'll love Donny's Daycare, a
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>> Then you'll love Donny's Daycare, a
daycare center personally run by
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daycare center personally run by
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daycare center personally run by
President Donald Trump. Child care is
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President Donald Trump. Child care is
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President Donald Trump. Child care is
his thing.
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his thing.
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his thing.
>> Have you ever done the whole kid thing?
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>> Have you ever done the whole kid thing?
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>> Have you ever done the whole kid thing?
Change the diaper and all that?
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Change the diaper and all that?
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Change the diaper and all that?
>> I've never been into it. You know, it's
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>> I've never been into it. You know, it's
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>> I've never been into it. You know, it's
never been my thing.
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never been my thing.
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never been my thing.
>> It's not totally his thing, but he'll
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>> It's not totally his thing, but he'll
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>> It's not totally his thing, but he'll
teach your kids important life skills
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teach your kids important life skills
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teach your kids important life skills
like fairness. I thought I'd easily win
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like fairness. I thought I'd easily win
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like fairness. I thought I'd easily win
the election, which by the way I did.
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the election, which by the way I did.
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the election, which by the way I did.
And unfortunately, bad things happened.
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And unfortunately, bad things happened.
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And unfortunately, bad things happened.
It was a rigged election.
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It was a rigged election.
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It was a rigged election.
>> They'll be engaged with arts and crafts.
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>> They'll be engaged with arts and crafts.
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>> They'll be engaged with arts and crafts.
>> You know, Mike, he was incapable of
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>> You know, Mike, he was incapable of
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>> You know, Mike, he was incapable of
signing a sanction. So they'd follow him
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signing a sanction. So they'd follow him
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signing a sanction. So they'd follow him
around with this big machine. You know,
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around with this big machine. You know,
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around with this big machine. You know,
it was called an auto path.
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it was called an auto path.
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it was called an auto path.
>> Then it's nap time.
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>> Then it's nap time.
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>> Then it's nap time.
Then a story circle.
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Then a story circle.
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Then a story circle.
>> The woman dropped dead with a bullet
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>> The woman dropped dead with a bullet
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>> The woman dropped dead with a bullet
right there.
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right there.
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right there.
>> And look, a visit from Uncle Bobby. 77%
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>> And look, a visit from Uncle Bobby. 77%
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>> And look, a visit from Uncle Bobby. 77%
of our children cannot qualify for
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of our children cannot qualify for
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of our children cannot qualify for
military service.
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military service.
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military service.
>> You said it, Unk. Then time for another
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>> You said it, Unk. Then time for another
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>> You said it, Unk. Then time for another
nap. At Donnie Daycare, kids learn how
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nap. At Donnie Daycare, kids learn how
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nap. At Donnie Daycare, kids learn how
to handle conflict.
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to handle conflict.
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to handle conflict.
>> You think you can take me in a fight?
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>> You think you can take me in a fight?
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>> You think you can take me in a fight?
>> They'll learn self-esteem.
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>> They'll learn self-esteem.
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>> They'll learn self-esteem.
>> So, you have no weight problems. That's
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>> So, you have no weight problems. That's
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>> So, you have no weight problems. That's
the good news, right?
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the good news, right?
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the good news, right?
>> And they'll learn nap. So, bring your
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>> And they'll learn nap. So, bring your
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>> And they'll learn nap. So, bring your
kids to Donniey's daycare. They'll love
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kids to Donniey's daycare. They'll love
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kids to Donniey's daycare. They'll love
the fun and games.
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the fun and games.
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the fun and games.
>> They don't like playing the games with
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>> They don't like playing the games with
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>> They don't like playing the games with
us. They don't like it at all. You'll
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us. They don't like it at all. You'll
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us. They don't like it at all. You'll
see that.
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see that.
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see that.
All
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right.
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