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In conclusion, we are all
defined by the people
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we accept into our sacred
inner space.
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We must be careful about
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who we allow to influence
our fertile spirits,
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especially as busy CEOs
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in the fast-paced world
of corporate stationery.
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Did that work?
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It is perfect.
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The CEOs are going to love it.
Anya will be so grateful.
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Well, she better,
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because, I mean, she hasn't
actually paid me yet.
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I mean, that's the only reason
I'm even here!
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She will, don't worry.
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Because 20 grand will buy us
a lot of bamboo sleeping mats.
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- I'll chase the invoice.
- Make sure it's cash or check,
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because once we get
to Devon tomorrow,
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we won't have Wi-Fi
on the farm.
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Right, then,
those stationery honchos
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are absolutely ravenous
for your keynote speech.
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They're just in
with the reiki fella now.
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In the meantime,
we need your phones.
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The frog shaman has a bit
of a thing about 5G,
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and we like to keep
these retreats
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as screen free as possible.
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Thank you.
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- Anya.
- Hmm?
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Whitney was just asking
about her fee.
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Oh, all in hand.
We just need to get you in
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for a quick aura assessment,
Whitney.
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Mandatory for all
guest practitioners.
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Yeah? Oh, sorry, babe.
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The assessment's strictly
confidential.
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No plus-ones.
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- Whitney would want me there.
- I don't, actually.
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Can you just stay here and,
you know, practice breathing?
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Anya roped me into helping out.
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I really didn't want to,
but I still owe her bail money
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for that thing in Faliraki,
so...
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Where are, like,
the other guests?
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Um...
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- Is that a pager?
- Sorry.
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I... I'm needed in the, um...
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...colonic tent,
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so just wait here,
and I won't be long.
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I just thought people
might be hungry.
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It's not a sleepover,
Krent.
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What was that?
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I'm sorry, OK? I know fuck all
about this woo-woo shit.
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It's very hard to improvise
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around a subject you know
nothing about.
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Which is why you were sent
a 35-page primer.
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Can confirm it was
sent to your Gmail on Thursday.
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It was Homobloc last weekend.
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- Call yourself an ally.
- Fine! Let me summarise.
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Krent, you probably need
a refresher too, so...
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Right, so the goal today
is to deprogram Eddie
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and save her from Whitney's
evil scheme.
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It's not as simple
as just showing her
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the evidence we've found.
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Eddie has really drunk
that kombucha Kool-Aid,
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so we need to be careful.
But if we can keep her here
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and follow these simple steps
I found on Reddit...
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...I think we have a shot
at success.
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I know it's a big fucking
swing,
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but it's the least Eddie
deserves.
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Which is why I stepped up
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to be the primary-slash-only
financial backer
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- and executive producer.
- Right. Thank you, Krent.
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We've got step one
out of the way.
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We've got them separated.
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And Anya's holding Whitney
off... for now.
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But we are on the clock, people.
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Whitney is getting on a secret
flight early tomorrow morning,
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so we need to intercept today,
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save Eddie...
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And get her goddamn money
back.
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I was getting to that.
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Eddie has transferred almost
everything she has
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into Whitney's bank account,
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so that she can buy this
supposed farm in her name.
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But we know the pictures
she showed Eddie
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are just the fifth result
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when you google image
search "English farm".
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Phone me. We need to get
that money
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out of Whitney's account by
EOD before it's gone for ever.
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- What does...?
- End of day.
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I've almost cracked
Whitney's account,
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but I've come up against
one final hurdle.
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The memorable question.
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What's the memorable question?
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First pet's name.
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Well, he looks like a Larry.
Try Larry.
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That is where Anya comes in.
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Ready to start
the assessment?
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I've never seen equipment
like this before.
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May I ask which practitioner
this is informed by?
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Oh, I believe it was
Sivaya Subramuniyaswami
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who perfected the technique.
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- Impressive.
- So question one.
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What would you say
your soul animal is?
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Soul animal. Damn,
she's good.
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OK, then, team.
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Send in the interrogator.
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Gillian.
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Eddie.
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What a lovely surprise.
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Well, now, it's been a while.
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Yeah.
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Sorry, did Anya invite you?
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Retirement, it turns out,
is awfully boring.
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So I've been doing
some light events catering.
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Keeps me busy.
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Would you like a cheese scone?
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I made them this morning.
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Are you sure your mum
can do this?
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When I was 17,
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I admitted to nicking
her drink at a wedding
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I hadn't even been at.
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What's her secret?
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Guilt... and crumbs.
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Oh.
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Wow.
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Mmm. They're so... loose.
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So, Eddie, I hear you're moving
to Devon tomorrow.
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Hmm.
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We've bought a small farm.
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And we're going to live
off the land
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and start an intentional
community
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focused on inner peace and...
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Make sure you finish that, love.
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It's bad luck to leave
a scone in half.
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And how can your friend Whitney
afford a farm?
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We bought it together.
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That's nice.
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50-50 sort of a deal?
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And you've been down
to have a look, I take it,
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before making
any financial commitment?
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Wow!
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That was...
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...delicious.
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Really... overwhelming.
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In a good way.
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Have another one...
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...while they're fresh.
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You see that? That was good.
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Yeah. Very...
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Yes.
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What was it, though?
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The look on Eddie's face.
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It's the same look she gets
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when someone offers her
a bump in the loo.
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She's not sure.
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Now, look, I don't want
to get involved
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in the rift between you
and Maggie,
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but I'm her mammy,
and I've got to say one thing.
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What's she doing?
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You mean so much to Maggie.
You're her family, Eddie,
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and I just...
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I worry about what will happen
to her without you.
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How about what will happen
to me?
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Ryan! Pull her out.
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- And say what?
- Just go!
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Jesus!
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Gillian!
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I have spent a lot of my life
looking after Maggie.
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You abandoned her, Eddie!
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Do you have any idea
what that did to her?
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Gillian!
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There you are.
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Everything is ready...
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...for your acupuncture session
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with Sha... ness... cafe.
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Of course.
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We wouldn't want to keep
Shanesscafe waiting,
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would we?
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I recently discovered
that I was a dog
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in most of my previous lives,
and I must say,
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I think I recognised the scent
of your astral trail, Whitney.
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Perhaps we were puppies
together in Soviet Russia.
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Wouldn't that be something?
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Ever had a dog, Whitney?
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One... as a kid.
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- Her name was Baby.
- Baby... you say?
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Baby.
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- Yeah, Baby.
- Ah, no, don't do that.
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I didn't know about
the attempt limit.
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Oh, God!
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That was not what
I asked you to do.
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I think you'll find
it's exactly what you asked,
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thank you very much.
I sowed seeds of doubt.
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And then I had some time
left over,
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so I thought I'd try and help.
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I'm not doing this for me, Mum.
I'm doing it for Eddie.
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Of course you are, darling.
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OK, time for stage three.
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- Inform. Ready to go to?
- Totes, babe.
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I mean, if I was right about
what an HDMI cable is...
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Wait, wait, before we watch,
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I just want to say...
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From the moment I saw Flubber
in my father's home theatre,
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I knew my future lay in the art
of what the French call cinema.
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Oh, God, I knew I should have
watched this first.
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Hey, Eddie, don't freak out.
Sit down. Relax.
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In his seminal 1981 paper
Cult Formation,
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the psychiatrist
Robert J Lifton
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observed that the most
common unifying feature
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of high control groups
is the presence
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of a charismatic leader,
one who can't be questioned
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or held accountable
for anything they do.
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Not bad.
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All of us can relate to having
someone to look up to.
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For instance, if Madonna told
me to plunge my hands
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into a bucket of hot piss,
I'd say, "Pass the bucket."
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But that doesn't mean I
wouldn't regret it later,
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Eddie, when I'm scrubbing
my hands under hot water,
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trying to get
the smell of piss off me.
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Once strictly a job
for dirty white men,
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cult leadership is now
a viable option
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for people from all walks
of life... even hot girls.
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Shit,
she's getting antsy.
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No. We knew this would happen,
So we also added this.
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♪ When the camera flashy
I act so happy
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♪ I'm in heaven when you're
looking at me
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♪ Angel of my dreams
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♪ I will always love you
and hate you
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♪ It's not fair
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♪ It's so bittersweet... ♪
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What the fuck, Krent?
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Well, I did better than
whatever that was.
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Get her off me.
She's gonna kill me.
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- What were you thinking?
- I was thinking my audience
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needed some sugar
with their medicine.
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- I'm gonna kill him.
- Take a lap, hon.
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Look, this isn't some fun bit.
This is Eddie's life.
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And if we fuck this up
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because you idiots can't do
anything normally,
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then I might lose it
for good this time.
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And I can't face that, OK?
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I can't face it.
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So, please, just fucking focus.
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- Just try "Larry".
- What?
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No! No, no,
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No...
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Gee, it must nearly be time
for my talk.
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You've actually only been here
for 20 minutes.
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The aura reading can really
contort your sense of time,
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if you let it.
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My sense of time was
specifically complimented on
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by a clockless monk
I met in Peru.
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Hmm!
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Oh.
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Wait. What's she doing?
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It's happening. Stage four,
people. Come the fuck on.
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One sec.
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Got to wrangle
some lost herbalists.
256
00:13:54,231 --> 00:13:55,291
Ohh!
257
00:13:55,391 --> 00:13:57,392
Oh, hey.
258
00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:04,613
Eddie, can you just check
my crotch is dry?
259
00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:05,974
Is this for real?
260
00:14:09,114 --> 00:14:11,115
It's locked!
261
00:14:12,635 --> 00:14:14,776
What? It shouldn't be locked.
Fuck! Ryan!
262
00:14:14,876 --> 00:14:18,096
Gillian! Anyone!
263
00:14:18,196 --> 00:14:19,977
A baby is coming out of her!
264
00:14:20,077 --> 00:14:22,137
Fucking help us.
265
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:24,138
Come on, Anya.
266
00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:26,098
Quick q. Where's Whitney?
267
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,578
There is a map in your
e-mails.
268
00:14:27,678 --> 00:14:29,059
No. I mean,
she's not in her room.
269
00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:31,159
What?
270
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:37,821
Help us, you pricks!
271
00:14:37,921 --> 00:14:39,421
Shh-shh-shh! You shouldn't be
shouting like that.
272
00:14:39,521 --> 00:14:41,622
You might burst the baby.
273
00:14:41,722 --> 00:14:43,722
You need to distract me.
Take my hand.
274
00:14:44,802 --> 00:14:47,503
- Talk.
- Talk about what?
275
00:14:47,603 --> 00:14:49,183
- Maggie, they need you.
- Yeah, but...
276
00:14:49,283 --> 00:14:51,284
- We'll find her.
- Ohh!
277
00:14:56,285 --> 00:14:58,946
Let's talk about the real
reason you're leaving.
278
00:14:59,046 --> 00:15:01,986
Let's talk about the real
reason you're leaving.
279
00:15:02,086 --> 00:15:02,886
I'm leaving to build
an intentional community
280
00:15:02,966 --> 00:15:04,587
with Whitney.
281
00:15:04,687 --> 00:15:06,627
It's kind of an extreme thing
to do.
282
00:15:06,727 --> 00:15:08,108
It only seems extreme to you
283
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,268
because you're not truly
spiritual.
284
00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:13,269
Please. I spent all of 2009
in an ashram in Croydon.
285
00:15:13,369 --> 00:15:17,150
No ad-libbing. What I mean is,
it looks to me like...
286
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,750
It looks to me like you're
doing what you always do.
287
00:15:19,850 --> 00:15:21,191
Running away.
288
00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:23,071
Running away.
289
00:15:23,171 --> 00:15:24,511
I don't think it
will help.
290
00:15:24,611 --> 00:15:26,512
And I don't think that will
help.
291
00:15:26,612 --> 00:15:29,032
I think everything felt
really hard...
292
00:15:29,132 --> 00:15:31,593
...and you wanted to be
someone else.
293
00:15:31,693 --> 00:15:35,634
You wanted a way to feel free
and happy...
294
00:15:35,734 --> 00:15:37,514
...and not constantly
fighting any more.
295
00:15:37,614 --> 00:15:38,675
I know what that's like.
296
00:15:38,775 --> 00:15:40,395
I get that, I really do,
297
00:15:40,495 --> 00:15:42,495
but you know what my mum
always says?
298
00:15:43,496 --> 00:15:45,756
Wherever you go...
299
00:15:45,856 --> 00:15:48,457
Whatever you go, there you are.
300
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:52,238
You didn't have to do
the fucking...
301
00:15:52,338 --> 00:15:54,338
...accent.
302
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,539
Oh, shit.
303
00:16:15,503 --> 00:16:17,363
Now, I don't know exactly
304
00:16:17,463 --> 00:16:19,464
what that's supposed to
smell like...
305
00:16:21,704 --> 00:16:23,705
...but I'm pretty sure
it isn't apple juice.
306
00:16:30,266 --> 00:16:32,267
I'm a fucking bartender.
307
00:16:34,507 --> 00:16:36,508
Good point.
308
00:16:41,229 --> 00:16:43,969
Shit!
309
00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:45,770
She's loose. Quick. Quick,
somebody get eyes on Eddie.
310
00:16:45,870 --> 00:16:47,870
Eyes on...
311
00:16:49,230 --> 00:16:51,231
- What's this?
- Eddie?
312
00:16:52,791 --> 00:16:54,732
Listen to us.
313
00:16:54,832 --> 00:16:56,372
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, Eddie.
314
00:16:56,472 --> 00:16:57,312
These people locked me
in a room.
315
00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:59,733
No, we didn't.
316
00:16:59,833 --> 00:17:01,413
There was no lock.
We made very sure of that.
317
00:17:01,513 --> 00:17:03,414
- Yeah, we use lies instead.
- Eddie,
318
00:17:03,514 --> 00:17:05,854
we need to get out of here,
like, now.
319
00:17:05,954 --> 00:17:07,955
Her dad is alive.
320
00:17:11,435 --> 00:17:14,096
Ronald Hotchkiss, 66, happily
married to Angela Hotchkiss,
321
00:17:14,196 --> 00:17:16,217
also 66, for over 40 years.
322
00:17:16,317 --> 00:17:19,337
That's a picture of him
with Whitney -
323
00:17:19,437 --> 00:17:21,538
or Catherine, since that's
her real name, actually -
324
00:17:21,638 --> 00:17:23,638
at a family reunion
a few months ago.
325
00:17:25,119 --> 00:17:27,139
He messaged earlier asking
326
00:17:27,239 --> 00:17:29,500
if you might need a lift
from the airport tomorrow.
327
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,580
Didn't they say they would try
and discredit me like this?
328
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:33,621
They are demons
329
00:17:33,721 --> 00:17:35,221
and they want to block
your path to the light.
330
00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:37,821
And she is also a failed
slime influencer.
331
00:17:37,921 --> 00:17:39,262
She's actually a serial
influencer,
332
00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:41,862
which is really sad.
333
00:17:41,962 --> 00:17:43,903
All my friends are influencers
without even trying to be.
334
00:17:44,003 --> 00:17:46,864
She keeps making online
personas to scam people,
335
00:17:46,964 --> 00:17:49,624
and she's been doing it
for years.
336
00:17:49,724 --> 00:17:51,905
I can't believe we need
to point this out.
337
00:17:52,005 --> 00:17:55,185
- Look at her brand-new teeth.
- They are insanely white.
338
00:17:55,285 --> 00:17:57,026
She looks like she's on
Geordie Shore.
339
00:17:57,126 --> 00:17:59,386
- She's not even a real healer.
- She's a liar.
340
00:17:59,486 --> 00:18:00,827
Her crystal necklaces
are hideous.
341
00:18:05,728 --> 00:18:08,268
You're being insane.
342
00:18:08,368 --> 00:18:13,189
Stop it, stop. Eddie, None of
this was meant to hurt you.
343
00:18:13,289 --> 00:18:15,670
Maybe this... this wasn't
the right way to go about it,
344
00:18:15,770 --> 00:18:18,911
but I knew you needed
to be un-brainwashed,
345
00:18:19,011 --> 00:18:20,471
and... and maybe we should have
got an expert in,
346
00:18:20,571 --> 00:18:21,951
but we didn't have much time
347
00:18:22,051 --> 00:18:23,752
and, please, Eddie, I'm sorry.
348
00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:25,472
I didn't mean to make you
feel...
349
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,713
But I'm trying to save you.
350
00:18:27,813 --> 00:18:30,133
I-I might be bad at it,
but, look, I'm trying.
351
00:18:35,935 --> 00:18:38,315
Is your dad alive?
352
00:18:38,415 --> 00:18:41,436
It depends what you mean
by "dad".
353
00:18:41,536 --> 00:18:44,336
I mean, is my birth father
alive?
354
00:18:46,457 --> 00:18:48,838
Well, sure.
355
00:18:48,938 --> 00:18:51,958
So when you told me that you
knew exactly how I felt,
356
00:18:52,058 --> 00:18:53,639
that you'd been on
the same journey as me,
357
00:18:53,739 --> 00:18:55,759
and you knew how to fix me,
358
00:18:55,859 --> 00:18:57,960
that was just marketing?
359
00:18:58,060 --> 00:18:59,600
No.
360
00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:01,160
Give Eddie her money back.
361
00:19:01,260 --> 00:19:03,081
You give it back and you leave
362
00:19:03,181 --> 00:19:05,281
and let her family take care
of her.
363
00:19:05,381 --> 00:19:08,002
If you're referring to the
investment Eddie willingly made
364
00:19:08,102 --> 00:19:10,602
into our intentional community,
365
00:19:10,702 --> 00:19:12,883
then those funds have already
been used to buy land.
366
00:19:12,983 --> 00:19:15,203
The land we decided to buy
together.
367
00:19:15,303 --> 00:19:17,304
We know there's no land,
Whitney. It doesn't exist.
368
00:19:20,305 --> 00:19:22,305
You know...
369
00:19:23,225 --> 00:19:25,606
...I actually help people,
370
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:28,326
and you all find that
so challenging
371
00:19:28,426 --> 00:19:30,687
that you have to try
and discredit me
372
00:19:30,787 --> 00:19:32,487
and make up all these lies.
373
00:19:32,587 --> 00:19:34,928
Oh, we are the liars?
374
00:19:35,028 --> 00:19:37,408
When you are the one with the
made-up name.
375
00:19:37,508 --> 00:19:39,449
You know what?
Why don't you go and shove
376
00:19:39,549 --> 00:19:42,130
a crystal dildo up your hole,
Catherine?
377
00:19:42,230 --> 00:19:46,491
You know, I have had to deal
with this kind of prejudice
378
00:19:46,591 --> 00:19:48,291
ever since I began
healing others.
379
00:19:48,391 --> 00:19:50,411
Much like...
380
00:19:50,511 --> 00:19:52,252
Much like Jesus Christ himself.
381
00:19:52,352 --> 00:19:54,852
- Who?
- Oh, come on.
382
00:19:54,952 --> 00:19:58,893
Much like Jesus Christ himself
had to endure.
383
00:19:58,993 --> 00:20:02,974
And if requiring
some financial compensation
384
00:20:03,074 --> 00:20:06,495
for the burden I carry
with me every day,
385
00:20:06,595 --> 00:20:10,176
for being a bearer of light
is a bad thing to you,
386
00:20:10,276 --> 00:20:14,137
well, that says everything
about you people
387
00:20:14,237 --> 00:20:16,237
and how little you value
enlightenment.
388
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,158
I mean,
what do you offer each other?
389
00:20:24,399 --> 00:20:26,400
Loads.
390
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:32,481
Because I can take you
to the light.
391
00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:44,764
Let's go.
392
00:21:00,887 --> 00:21:02,888
Really?
393
00:21:05,128 --> 00:21:07,129
You're gonna believe
these freaks over me?
394
00:21:08,609 --> 00:21:10,610
The person who saved you?
395
00:21:18,491 --> 00:21:22,152
You know, one day I will ascend
to the celestial heaven
396
00:21:22,252 --> 00:21:24,393
that's waiting for me,
397
00:21:24,493 --> 00:21:27,353
and I will look down on
all of you
398
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,954
from my throne of purity,
399
00:21:30,054 --> 00:21:32,434
with my childhood cat
ChooChoo by my side,
400
00:21:32,534 --> 00:21:34,535
because I know
she's waiting for me...
401
00:21:38,536 --> 00:21:41,296
...and I will watch y'all burn.
402
00:21:44,017 --> 00:21:46,018
Come back here! Thief!
403
00:21:51,179 --> 00:21:53,179
Oh, God.
404
00:21:56,820 --> 00:22:00,661
What a day, huh?
405
00:22:03,982 --> 00:22:05,882
Anya, are you not pregnant?
406
00:22:05,982 --> 00:22:07,282
Not any more.
407
00:22:07,382 --> 00:22:09,323
Well...
408
00:22:09,423 --> 00:22:11,723
- So where's the baby?
- At home.
409
00:22:13,144 --> 00:22:15,644
She's... She's so fast
410
00:22:15,744 --> 00:22:18,405
and she jumped through
a really high window.
411
00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:19,785
Do you know if she's ever been
in Cirque du Soleil
412
00:22:19,865 --> 00:22:21,886
or something?
413
00:22:21,986 --> 00:22:23,986
- We... We should call police.
- And say what?
414
00:22:25,626 --> 00:22:28,407
"Hi. I'm a fucking idiot
who gave all my money
415
00:22:28,507 --> 00:22:31,008
"to a white girl
who owns clip-in dreadlocks."
416
00:22:31,108 --> 00:22:33,108
They can't do anything.
I gave her that money.
417
00:22:41,590 --> 00:22:43,591
Ryan.
418
00:22:44,391 --> 00:22:45,851
Was I in a tiny cult?
419
00:22:45,951 --> 00:22:48,492
A bit, yeah.
420
00:22:48,592 --> 00:22:51,212
It's all right, Eddie.
421
00:22:51,312 --> 00:22:54,293
We've all found ourselves
in a pyramid scheme or two.
422
00:22:54,393 --> 00:22:58,794
And this, this was the only
way to fucking tell me that?!
423
00:23:05,195 --> 00:23:07,196
Let's talk.
424
00:23:07,836 --> 00:23:09,836
Just you and me.
425
00:23:10,837 --> 00:23:12,217
I don't want to do that.
426
00:23:12,317 --> 00:23:14,317
Eddie, please, just...
427
00:23:15,518 --> 00:23:17,518
Just give me one night.
428
00:23:20,839 --> 00:23:23,140
- I don't want to be here.
- We can leave.
429
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,240
We-We can go somewhere else.
430
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,401
Where?
431
00:23:42,964 --> 00:23:44,964
♪ I was in your dream
last night
432
00:23:48,005 --> 00:23:55,187
♪ I came to tell you
everything tastes so bad
433
00:23:55,287 --> 00:23:57,687
♪ But it tastes so strong
434
00:24:00,688 --> 00:24:02,688
♪ My skin is tied to your skin
435
00:24:05,009 --> 00:24:08,050
♪ So everything you touch
436
00:24:09,930 --> 00:24:11,931
♪ I touch
437
00:24:19,132 --> 00:24:21,133
♪ And I'm rolling
in my grave... ♪
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