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Meh...
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CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS
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PHONE BUZZES
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Hey. Sorry, I'm just mid-spin.
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Oh, Maggie, I don't like you
using that thing.
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That's what killed Mr Big.
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Yeah. Good point. I'll call it a day.
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So, how are things with Eddie?
She enjoying her new job?
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Er...
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Do you think I made the bar
too low?
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I assumed I'd be incredible
at interior design
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because of my breeding.
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But it's actually kind of hard.
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Oh...
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Eddie! Yes, Krent?
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Time Out magazine is coming tonight,
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and it's like you don't even care
if they think my bar is enchanting.
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Look, I know this might come
as a surprise to you,
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but I've got other
more important things
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to be directing my mental
energy to right now.
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Like what? Like my own inner peace
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and how to protect it
when different energies
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come into my soul space.
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And can old energies merge with new
energies or should I just...?
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I went to a bar in Milan, where
none of the staff wore shoes.
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Maybe that's the answer.
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Mm, I think she's loving it, yeah.
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I haven't actually seen her
since the drag show...
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PHONE BUZZES
..but I've just, um...
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I've just been really busy
with my Depop.
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I-I, um, found a load
of old Jane Norman tops,
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and the kids are going wild
for them, so...
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But you'll see her soon, yeah?
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Oh, I'm sure. Yeah. I just...
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..just want to let her settle in.
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I just don't seem
like a crazy stalker.
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SHE CHUCKLES
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You know, Krent, Whitney
always says that listening
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is more powerful than talking.
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Is that aimed at me?
HE SCOFFS
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I am a fantastic listener. Look!
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Fine.
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Whitney thinks I should cut out...
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..meat.
HE GROANS
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And I get it, because meat does
kind of cause chaos.
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But I think
I'll really, really miss it.
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HE SIGHS
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You can still talk. Oh, OK!
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Well, um...
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I mean, did Whitney ever
give meat a chance?
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Like, did she ever have a Nando's?
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Uh... Because
chicken is not really meat, right?
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Like, a bird is more of a plant
than an animal.
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So I think you should have
as much meat as you can
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while Whitney's away, and then
if it shuffles your chakras,
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you know you have
to give it up for good.
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Right. Listening time's over.
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Are you sure you have to take
the rest of the day off?
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Very sure. Apart from anything else,
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it's basic employment law.
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Yes, but this is my chance to show
Mother that I have what it takes
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to be a nightlife tycoon/
corporate landlord.
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I've managed to set this place up
so it actually functions,
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which is all you need
to be mentioned in a listicle
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about Hinge date venues.
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Yes, I know, but, Eddie...
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Also, isn't the journalist
literally your brother's mate?
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You of all people should know
how nepotism works.
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Yes, but I want a big splashy rave.
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You think I'll get
a big splashy rave?
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Not sure what they'd rave about.
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This place lacks any real identity.
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What do you mean?
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I mean, it's called Lodge by K,
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but there is nothing lodge-y
about it.
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Can I borrow your phone?
HE SIGHS
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GILLIAN ON PHONE: Just make sure
you put yourself first.
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PHONE BUZZES
I know Eddie is
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very important to you,
but you've come a long way
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in the last year...
Oh! Ah! Er, I have to go.
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PHONE BUZZES
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How dare you hang up on me!
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I didn't hang up on you, Mum.
The conversation was over.
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Look, I need to shower.
Eddie invited me over.
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Over? Where is it she's living?
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I don't know. Probably some
disgusting hippy warehouse
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full of mice and rats and...
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Shit! EDDIE: Yeah.
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A friend of Whitney's lent us
the place.
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He's doing a walk across India
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to raise awareness
for people who raise awareness.
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So you're not paying anything?
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I don't know. Whitney
looks after our finances.
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Oh...
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Speaking of my girl,
Whitney, where's she at?
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Just so excited to get
to know her better.
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She's out of town. She's back
tomorrow.
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What?! Oh, that's such a shame!
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It is. Yeah. Just because
Thursday is my soul reset day,
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which Whitney usually
supports me through.
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But I thought...
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..maybe you could help instead?
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Oh... OK, sure. Yeah.
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Um, I mean, I-I've never...
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I've never done a soul...
recycling before, but I...
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Maggie, this is my spiritual
practice. Don't take the piss.
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No, no, no, I'm not. I'm really not.
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OK. I was going to start
with a cleansing sound bath.
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Amazing. I would love to
bathe...sound.
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I really...
SHE YAWNS
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If you're tired, it won't work.
You have to focus.
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No, no, no, I'm not.
That...that was just...
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That was just, like,
nervous excitement.
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Like, I think like when a dog yawns.
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But I really want to know more
about it.
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Like everything you've learned
from Whitney
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cos it...it's obviously helped
you a lot.
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And, um, and I think
that's really great.
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OK, cos I need this after
a week of full-time Krent.
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Oh, right, Krent is your boss now.
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In name only. He knows
who's really in charge.
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He does whatever I say.
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I've got a shitload of logs here
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for a Krentopher DeGoldman-Sachs.
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HE CLAPS EXCITEDLY
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OK...
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Sorry.
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SHE MOANS SOFTLY
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Let your eyelids
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slide generously closed
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over your eyeballs
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and wait for the sound I make
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to start moving through
your root chakra.
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SHE YAWNS
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Is it like one of those sounds
that only animals can hear?
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I'm just warming it up. OK.
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Can I try?
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BOWL HUMS
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Oh, my God.
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Is this the thing I'm good at?
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Wow, Mags. Whitney always
says the bowl responds best
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to those with true inner serenity.
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I do feel super serene.
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Almost...overwhelmingly so.
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It's almost...
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..like I've been...
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SHE GASPS
It's so soothing.
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SHE HUMS
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Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck...
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Wow, Maggie, are you chanting?
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Yeah, I learned it in primary school.
It's really common in Ireland.
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EDDIE CHANTS
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Um bongo...
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Uh...
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Salaman...do... Er...
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PHONE RINGS
Oh, Jesus! What was that?!
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A landline, Maggie. Oh, OK. Oh.
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Hello?
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Wait, Mia, slow down.
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Jesus!
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OK, I'm on my way. Just stay calm.
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It's calm. I'm calm.
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Oh...
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Krent's done something even dumber
than I thought him capable of.
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I have to go down there.
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Oh, no...!
Um... I totally understand.
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We can just...
We can hang out another time.
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Actually, could you come with me?
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I really need to stay grounded.
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It'd be great
if you could be my soul anchor,
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seeing as you're just
so mellow today.
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Absolutely.
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OK, guys, the log piles still
just look like log piles.
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Pooey, you've ruined the surprise!
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Oh, my God, you filled the bar
with tiny saunas.
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OK, and just, um,
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just take a deep breath
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and think of...bedtime.
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Krent, can you please explain
yourself
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in the least infuriating way
possible?
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When you're a business owner,
you have to take risks and be bold.
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That's according
to Jamie Laing's podcast.
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So I thought, "How can I ensure
that we get a rave review?"
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Stay home? And then it came to me.
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Lodge by K, Lodge.
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A ski lodge, alpine luxury.
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And what do you think
when you think alpine luxury?
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Saunas.
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BOWL CLANGS
So you get a drink
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and maybe some olives,
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and then you take those olives
into the little hot cupboard.
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Isn't that so chic?
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Right, first things first.
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Hey, what are you doing?
That'll turn off all my saunas!
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Oh, that's very much the idea.
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Will we just leave
and pretend we never saw this?
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Get rid of the saunas.
My saunas? No!
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This bar cannot house five saunas.
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The heat will get us shut down.
Get rid of them.
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But I love them.
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Get rid of the saunas or I quit.
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Uh...
HE WAILS
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Guys, I'm sorry for the...
everything.
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It will all get sorted.
Just please don't leave.
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Done. Are you happy?
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They're coming to
take them away tomorrow.
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Tomorrow? So after Time Out comes?
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Call your mate and tell him
to come another night.
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Oh, they're not coming.
They texted earlier
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to say they can't make it.
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They're sending someone new.
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A man called TJ.
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According to his Instagram,
he loves social housing
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and hates "the elite" -
whoever they are.
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Maybe a band?
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Thank you, Krent. That will be all.
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OK, I'll just...
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Oh, why is it still so hot?
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Apparently they take hours
to cool down.
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Between that and the fact
that this place
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now has the carbon footprint
of an airport,
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he has really out-Krented himself.
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We need to shift these saunas.
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What happened
to the mans with vans?
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They used to be everywhere. Uh...
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Maybe I could find one
on Tinder. I just...
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Are you OK?
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Yeah, totally, I think, um...
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I think the sound bath
just really relaxed my muscles,
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you know?
Oh, maybe Jay knows someone.
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Survivalists have vans, right?
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Yeah. Uh, take this.
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Aw, thanks, Mags.
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You're really helping me out today.
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Maybe I can handle a week
without Whitney.
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ICE RATTLES
SHE GURGLES
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I found something! Gah!
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I've been deep
in the Wayback Machine all day
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and, boy, my wrists are tired!
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How did you know I was here?
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Did I post this? Yeah.
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What the fuck?
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"Stresstie bestie"?
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So, Whitney, she hasn't
always been this hippy guru.
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No, this is her -
literally three years ago.
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She was a slime influencer,
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and she...
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God, it's hot in here.
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She's got an internet history
as long as my extendable duster.
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I mean, we need to tell Eddie
what we found here.
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Right. Yes.
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Uh, not...not today. Um...
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Today I am an anchor.
254
00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:25,400
But she needs to know who
she's going into business with.
255
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:28,080
I'm worried that
Eddie has given Whitney money.
256
00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:30,360
We need to sit her down...
Mags? Oh...
257
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,440
Do you still know that drug
dealer with the stolen lorry?
258
00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:34,080
Ah! Get in here. What?
259
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:37,200
Yeah, she'll be with you
shortly. Just come on.
260
00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:39,000
Was his name Chins?
261
00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:40,960
He only sold Xanax and poppers?
262
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,680
I think Chins found God.
263
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,880
MUFFLED SHOUTING
Hey...!
264
00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:46,360
Let's get some music on in here.
265
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:49,240
Come on, let's pump up the jam.
Come on!
266
00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:50,960
POP MUSIC STARTS
Let's dance!
267
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:54,400
Whoo!
268
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,960
THUD
SHE GROANS
269
00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:12,320
EDDIE: Maggie?
270
00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:15,960
Maggie! Mags?
271
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,840
Sorry. Sorry, I was just checking...
272
00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:22,720
..the floor, um, for heat damage,
but, um...
273
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,320
None of this...
274
00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:27,560
um, none of this is on fire, so...
275
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,160
Can someone help?
276
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:31,720
There are two more of these
in the Addy Lee.
277
00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:33,600
Well, what's in there? Ice.
278
00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:35,120
I got loads of ice.
279
00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,040
I thought we could make
ice sculptures.
280
00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:38,200
I mean, how hard could it be?
281
00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:41,240
Edward Scissorhands did it,
and he was literally part-scissor.
282
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,000
But it's boiling hot in here.
283
00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:45,360
So we get aircon. I mean,
fuck the planet, right?
284
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,320
No, but, Krent, the heat
coming off of these things
285
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,960
will melt the ice.
SHE SCREAMS
286
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,920
Oh, I knew I forgot something.
What are YOU doing here?
287
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:55,480
She...! She brought me here,
288
00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:59,320
and then she locked me in there!
He... He is lying.
289
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,080
He begged me to get in there.
290
00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:03,840
Please don't make me go
in the hot place again, Mummy!
291
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:06,280
He was being crazy, and I knew
292
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:08,840
that you wanted to
be a calm, woo-woo hippy lady.
293
00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:11,880
Woo-woo?
This is my healing journey.
294
00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:14,240
No, I didn't mean that.
I knew you were full of shit.
295
00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:15,440
No, I would...I would never...
296
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,360
Two days without Whitney,
and this is what happens.
297
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,320
Just get out!
298
00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:21,560
Both of you,
get the fuck out of my bar!
299
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,200
KRENT CLEARS THROAT
300
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:25,480
Get the fuck out of Krent's bar.
301
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:30,080
Get up.
302
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:32,960
Eddie...
303
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,080
So...
HE SQUEAKS
304
00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:36,400
What do we do now?
305
00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:42,040
I cannot believe it wasn't
the fact that I'm sedated
306
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,240
that fucked things up,
it was just you.
307
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:46,800
I have a fire in my mouth.
It's burning me.
308
00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,520
DOOR OPENS
KRENT WAILS
309
00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:51,600
Everyone keeps asking me
what to do!
310
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,360
It's like, how should I know?
311
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:58,560
You know? Just because
I'm the owner of the bar
312
00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:01,720
and the only person who stands
to benefit financially
313
00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:04,120
from its success,
I should know what I'm doing.
314
00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:05,840
It's not fair.
315
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:08,000
Hey, before I lost my vision,
316
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,680
I remember thinking
that the sauna was really nice.
317
00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:12,400
The seat was comfortable,
318
00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:14,200
and I loved the man
in the red cloak
319
00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:15,880
who showed me the passage to Hades.
320
00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:17,280
Thanks, man.
321
00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:19,480
And, Maggie, you're a good friend.
322
00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:22,680
You're trying.
What else can you do?
323
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:25,680
HE GROANS
324
00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:27,760
Oh, OK. If no-one minds,
I'm gonna take myself
325
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,280
to the nearest hospital.
326
00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:34,680
Listen, we can turn
those stupid fucking saunas
327
00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:37,360
into little private rooms,
pretend it's all on purpose.
328
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,520
If we can make the whole place
look like a proper ski...
329
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:41,480
Krent!
330
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:43,840
We're gonna go back in there,
and we're gonna turn
331
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:46,120
your stupid mistake
into a beautiful triumph.
332
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:47,440
For Eddie.
333
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,120
What are you doing?
334
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,360
Is this some kind of street code?
335
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:55,920
Oh!
336
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,960
# Get up, beats 'bout waist deep
337
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,720
# Swallowed by beats
338
00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:07,000
# I stay niche
339
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:08,760
# I stay near
340
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:13,160
# Noided, noided,
static on my blindside
341
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,560
# I've seen footage, I stay
noided, I've seen footage
342
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,920
# I've seen footage, I stay noided
343
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,520
# I've seen footage, I stay
344
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,520
# I've seen everybody's knowin'
345
00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:24,440
# Where ya think you're goin'?
Ain't going nowhere
346
00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:27,200
# Satellite, handle that
With a lead pipe... #
347
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,680
I'm scared... I...
348
00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:35,920
# Like I told you, don't touch me
349
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:38,000
# What's up with it? I stay noided
350
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,680
# Stimulation overload account
for it... #
351
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:42,240
DRILL WHIRS
352
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:45,440
# Ambulance hit and run over
pedestrian in Brazil
353
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,400
# Little tiger, boy soldier... #
354
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,760
THEY GASP
355
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,800
Listen, it looks worse than it is.
356
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:58,840
Anyone who's ever had their period
in a white tankini
357
00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:00,760
knows how to clean up
a bloodstain, so...
358
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,200
Oh...
LOUD THUD
359
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,160
Oh! Dope! You came!
360
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,360
Oh, Stefan, your mullet
looks magnif!
361
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:11,680
I saved you a seat.
362
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,640
NEARBY VOICE: This is impressive.
363
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,080
God...?
364
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,320
Seriously.
365
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:30,040
It actually looks so good.
366
00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:35,840
Eddie! OMG, the last 90 minutes
367
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,920
have literally been
the hardest of my life.
368
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:40,040
I had to learn things
and then answer questions.
369
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:44,080
And then Maggie hurt her...
Her...her pride...
370
00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:48,360
..by admitting she wasn't
so great with a power tool.
371
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,800
Right, Krent? It was so funny!
372
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:54,000
THEY LAUGH
373
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,760
We did so many laughs!
374
00:17:56,800 --> 00:18:00,240
I really thought I'd come back
to somehow even more chaos.
375
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,120
But...you...
376
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:04,800
You fixed it.
377
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,400
Thank you, Eddie.
378
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:10,680
The Time Out man
is going to be here any minute.
379
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,280
Do my salopettes look fresh?
380
00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,200
Get Eddie a jumper.
381
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:16,600
I am just gonna pee and stuff.
382
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,360
SHE SIGHS
383
00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:24,400
SOUND DISTORTS
384
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:36,160
# Please, curtains in
385
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:40,520
# Start us off
386
00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:43,000
# You swing first
387
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:51,200
# Sorry, I don't know what I said
388
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,600
# But you're crying now, again
389
00:18:56,640 --> 00:19:04,320
# Let me do my job
390
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,840
# Let me do my... #
391
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:13,200
Do you think he likes my trees?
392
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:15,920
I think I should talk to him.
393
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:20,160
You have to trust me on this one -
that man will not like you.
394
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,720
IN COCKNEY ACCENT: Toilet?
Just down there, bruv.
395
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,560
What? I know how to code-switch.
396
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,840
MAN SCREAMS
Oh, no, no!
397
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:32,800
I-I didn't touch her, I swear!
398
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:35,640
Oh, God. They're gonna find
the text I sent to my ex-girlfriend.
399
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:38,040
Maggie! Maggie!
It's OK. Don't panic.
400
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,280
I think I can get Elton
to sing Candle at her fune.
401
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:43,040
No, this can't be.
You can't do this to me.
402
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,520
Maggie!
403
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:48,080
No... Mummy, turn off the big light.
404
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,640
Oh! Oh...
405
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:53,320
Oh!
406
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,200
Aaaah...
407
00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:56,680
Aaah...
408
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:00,240
Aaaa...
409
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:04,000
..and that is as far as we've got.
410
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,400
We're still workshopping it,
obviously,
411
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:11,200
but I think it's gonna be ready
for the public really soon.
412
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:12,800
What?
413
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:15,280
Our...Scandi noir...
414
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,160
..murder-mystery
immersive experience.
415
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,200
Literally the theme of the bar.
416
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,000
Did you guys not warn him?
417
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:27,120
We thought it would be fun
if he felt real fear.
418
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:30,400
Oh, they forgot to give you
your detective costume!
419
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,440
You're a detective?
No, he's still in character.
420
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:36,520
Eddie, why...? And he'll give away
the ending if we let him.
421
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:39,040
This is his baby.
He loved The Killing.
422
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:41,360
Yo, I've been to more escape rooms
423
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,800
and Punchdrunk shows than
I'd like to admit, but this...
424
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,920
This was legit!
425
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:49,200
Yeah, I fucking love it!
426
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,440
You do? Yeah!
427
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:54,040
The cosy winter shit -
that was boring,
428
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,320
but the horribly realistic
dead body?
429
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:59,400
Yeah, that was fucking cool.
430
00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:02,120
I still feel kind of sick,
but Time Out will love this.
431
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,040
When's it... When does it launch?
432
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,600
Let's let Maggie clean up,
433
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,960
and Krent will tell you
all about it.
434
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:12,520
OK.
435
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,200
I can't actually tell
you much because
436
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,080
I don't really understand it
myself, but...
437
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,160
SHE LAUGHS
438
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,480
Krent's given us a massive
casting budget.
439
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:24,280
Where do you find actors? Gumtree?
440
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:26,280
PHONE BUZZES
Leave it with me.
441
00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:33,560
Genuinely, thanks for today.
442
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:36,400
Boiled Will aside,
you're a great soul anchor.
443
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:44,560
I thought you wouldn't be able
to accept me
444
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:47,360
as I am...now.
445
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:48,960
What?
446
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,840
I'd accept you even
if you were a Disney adult.
447
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,120
SHE LAUGHS
Thanks.
448
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:59,800
Whitney was concerned that your
chaos would bring me down again
449
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:01,880
like it did last year.
450
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,680
But you've changed.
451
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,920
I can really see that.
452
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:07,840
Will, on the other hand...
453
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,720
Wait, what did Will do?
454
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:13,640
He basically declared his love
for me after the abortion.
455
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,920
Whitney helped me see
how toxic that was.
456
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:19,200
She has helped me so much.
457
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,960
It's like, before I met her...
458
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:27,320
..I'd been holding my breath...
459
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:31,680
..like, since Dad died.
460
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,080
And now...
461
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,360
..I'm breathing again.
462
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:44,400
I want to learn from Whitney.
463
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:47,600
Really.
464
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,920
Maybe she could help
with my scalp thing.
465
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:55,200
Me and Whitney are moving to Devon.
466
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:58,120
We're starting an intentional
community down there.
467
00:22:58,160 --> 00:22:59,720
That's where she's been this week.
468
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:03,200
Wow.
469
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:08,400
Well, um, I have...
470
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:10,600
I have always wanted
to spend more time on trains,
471
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,520
so we'll make it work.
472
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:16,240
Hey, maybe tomorrow we could
have a real day off together.
473
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:17,920
WHITNEY: Eddie?
474
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:19,880
I tried calling you. Are you OK?
475
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:21,720
Hey! You're back early.
476
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:24,040
Oh! Maggie's here!
477
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:26,440
She really helped me.
478
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:29,080
There was this whole
Krent-related emergency.
479
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:32,160
Oh, hey, Whitne...aghhh!
480
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,000
Maggie really wants to learn
from you, Whit.
481
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,680
She responded so well
to your techniques today.
482
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:38,160
If that's OK with you.
483
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:40,640
Of course.
484
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:47,120
Anyone with an honest heart
is welcome in my world.
485
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,560
You look stunning.
486
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,320
Did you have a facial or something?
487
00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:54,040
Hey, I wasn't on vacation, Eddie.
488
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,120
I was securing our future.
489
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,720
Of course. I-I'm so sorry.
490
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,600
You work so hard for us.
491
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:08,280
I guess the ocean just did
wonders for my inner light.
492
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:10,080
Yeah. Wow.
493
00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:14,040
Well, that light certainly is
494
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:15,760
blindingly white.
495
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,680
THEY LAUGH
496
00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:28,880
# No matter how long,
no matter how long we suffer
497
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:34,240
# Still can't keep it off my mind
498
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:38,880
# Keeping this home,
keeping this home together
499
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:43,200
# Despite your appetite to lie... #
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