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TANNOY ANNOUNCEMENT
RYAN: God, that was a long wedding.
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EDDIE: At least you could drink.
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This programme contains
very strong language from the start.
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Ubers keep cancelling on me,
and it is fucking devastating.
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Owen, your child is over there,
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licking what I think
is a used needle.
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Any thoughts?
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PHONE VIBRATES
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Oh...
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Mercury!
Do we need another tetanus jab?
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Oh!
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Would anyone like a ginseng gummy?
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Hmm?
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HE GRUNTS
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It'll really help regulate
your energy levels.
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No.
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I mean, I've also got echinacea...
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..milk thistle, ginger chews.
Yeah. Or I've got, um...
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..like expired Femfresh wipes.
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No? Fine.
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I'm gonna go and queue...
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TEARFULLY: ..for a black cab.
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Hey...
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If you're worried
about vaginal odour,
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I can send you a link
to an amethyst suppository
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my friend Wave sells.
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I mean, it'll really help.
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Sorry, an amethyst suppository?
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So, like... Like a stone...
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..tampon?
SHE LAUGHS
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So... Sorry.
It does sound a bit medieval.
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Yeah.
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THEY LAUGH
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Yeah, I guess it does,
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but it has helped a lot of women.
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I actually did a series of videos
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on the vagina-Earth connection.
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Oh, OK. You're a film-maker?
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No, no.
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God! No, I don't even
own a television.
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No, I'm a light worker,
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but I primarily produce content
for social media.
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I just found that that's
the best way to reach people
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and connect with souls
all around the world.
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Is that Eddie fucking Rushton?
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Oh, my God, Toni! Hello!
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And none for Gretchen Wieners?
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Oh, my God. Buy one, get one!
Mwah! Mwah!
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Where the piss have you two been?
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I've been hagless
at Superstore for months.
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Hi. I'm Whitney.
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Congratulations.
Sorry, Whit, this is Toni.
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Toni Anne Guy,
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drag queen to both the stars
and the gutter.
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How are you, babe?
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I heard you got mercury poisoning.
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Did you eat too much tuna?
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Um, no, not mercury.
Lithium poisoning.
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You ate batteries?
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So, what have you been up to?
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Down the drag mines, as ever.
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I actually had this
last-minute gig come in for tonight.
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I'd usually tell them to fuck off,
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but you don't say no to
Barbie and Skipper, do you?
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Wait, wait, what did you just say?
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Barbie and Skipper?
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Oh, my... Oh, my God!
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A secret show at Peg.
It's gonna be epic.
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Barbie and Skipper, like The Dolls?
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They're drag queens,
but, like, so much more.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, they've got
a podcast and books.
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And a YouTube series
that we used to watch on repeat.
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Still do. Yes, I still do.
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We always said
if they ever came to London,
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but they never have,
because Skipper...
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BOTH: ..hates the accent!
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Oh, my God! Get us tickets, please.
We've wanted to see them for years.
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Babe, do you have any idea
how many fit men
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I have in my DMs right now
asking me the same thing?
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No offence, but I'm not going
to pick the straight girls.
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Straight-ish. Come on, Toni,
we'll do anything.
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I never made you settle
your Wet Mouth tab.
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Hmm...
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OK, look, I need this wig
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my friend Cher's
been styling for me,
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but she's being a bitch
and refusing to give me it.
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We can get you a wig. Yeah. We can?
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Oh, God. Sorry.
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I just totally disrupted your flow.
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God, what a loser.
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No. I'm sorry. We're, um...
We're being a bit... It's just...
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This is kind of a dream of mine.
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An old dream, but...
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We have to honour old dreams
to make space for new ones.
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That's beautiful, that.
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I know we had other plans today,
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and I was going to start
looking for a job...
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Now, listen, the only plan
that matters is the universe's.
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Send us the address. All right.
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Watch out, though.
Cher can be...how you say...
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..a cunt.
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Mwah. Mwah. I'll need it by eight.
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If you're not there,
I'll fist your dad.
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THEY SQUEAL
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Good luck with ours. You'll
have to un-cremate them first.
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Oh, is...is...is your dad...?
Yeah, yeah. Oh.
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He passed when I was 12.
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It's actually
how we first connected.
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Aw, that's so...lovely.
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Are you sure we can't just
get the Tube?
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This place is in, like, zone ten.
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I didn't even know that existed.
Uber, then?
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You said it'd be 80 quid.
That's mad.
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Will keeps a spare car key
in this stupid key safe he has.
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We don't even need
to knock on the door.
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You don't wanna give him a heads-up?
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Just in case he thinks
it's been stolen.
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Like stolen by a stranger
rather than a close friend?
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He won't care. Oh.
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So...
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You are a light worker?
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I am.
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Which is what? Sorry, I don't know.
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Oh, yeah.
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It basically means that I have
been put on this Earth
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to spread light
and eradicate darkness.
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Oh, wow. OK. Yeah.
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Like Batman?
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No. No.
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He's changed the code.
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Shit. I thought this was
a slam dunk.
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OK, uh, well,
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this is how Patrick Swayze
does it in Dirty Dancing.
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So we're just gonna get
this here. Yes.
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Oh. Oh!
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I'm OK. It's just a little fall.
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Wait... Oh. OK.
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Right...
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SHE GRUNTS
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Um, just, like,
shield your eyes and I'll...
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What are you doing?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Violence is never the answer,
Maggie.
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No, it's not violence if it's against
a car, is it? It's just like...
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ALARM BEEPS REPEATEDLY
Ah!
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I didn't even smash anything!
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Excuse me.
I'm afraid I have a weap...
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ALARM CONTINUES
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I would love it if that could stop!
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Oh...
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Sorry.
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ALARM STOPS
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You're... You're back.
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Only just. Yesterday, actually.
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But I've been e-mailing you
for a year.
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No, I'm off grid,
out of the matrix.
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You don't have a phone? No.
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Oh. That's very, um,
Amish chic of you.
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It's not Amish to disengage
from something
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that's literally killing people.
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Phones are killing people?
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They're worse for you than smoking.
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Hi. I'm Whitney.
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And you...must be Will.
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Sorry, just back
to the phone thing again.
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You have a phone?
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To serve my higher purpose
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of spreading light
via social media.
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Otherwise, you know, I would
throw this thing in the ocean,
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trust me.
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Sorry, were you
breaking into my car?
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Could we borrow it?
Just for the afternoon?
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Of course. Yeah, sure.
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I'd love it if we could talk.
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Maybe when you bring back the car?
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TYRES SCREECH
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INTERCOM BUZZES
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So we all hate Will now, then?
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I don't hate anybody.
Hate is a poison.
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The friction
between the old and the new
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can often feel uncomfortable.
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Well, then, maybe the new
should smooth itself out a bit.
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Delivery or Jehovah's? What?
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Cos I've already had two
Jehovah's up here this week,
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and I'm not being funny or nothing,
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but I don't think I'm for you.
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No, no, we're a friend of Toni's.
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Toni Anne Guy?
We came here to get her wig.
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Maybe she's coming down?
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Uh, Cher, sorry,
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we're actually in a bit
of a hurry, so if you could just...
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If you think you can intimidate me,
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you're fucking wrong.
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I've got a Taser in here
that my cousin 3D-printed,
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and I know how to use it!
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Stop throwing hairpins
and just give us the wig.
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Did Toni tell you she's
been shagging my stepdad?
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She's tore my family apart.
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Me mother's had to go inpatient.
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That's almost impossible to defend.
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Maybe if I try
and talk to her one-on-one?
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Or I'd be happy to try.
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Um, no offence, Whitney,
but I think you might be
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a bit too American
for someone like Cher.
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Whitney should go. She's always
so calm in the face of chaos.
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OK, well, she'll probably throw
a hairdryer at you, but...
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Cher? My name's Whitney,
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and I'm a light worker
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specialising
in interpersonal relationships.
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May I come in?
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INTERCOM BUZZES
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EDDIE LAUGHS
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One sec.
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DOOR CLOSES
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So, you were saying earlier
you were looking for a job.
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What about your Wet Mouth money?
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I can't live off that for ever.
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Besides, I need to save that for...
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I need to save that money.
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Is Whitney looking for a job
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or does she make money
off TikTok or...?
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I knew you'd hate her. No, I just...
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Look, I know she's kooky
and different to you,
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and she might use words
that you think are stupid,
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but Whitney has helped me so much.
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When we met, I, uh...
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I was in a really dark place.
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I was sat on a beach in Malibu
and I...
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I'm lucky to have found her.
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We've basically spent
every day together since.
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Well, then, I'm excited to get
to know her better.
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All done. She's boxing up
the wig for us. Oh, amazing.
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So once we're back
at the apartment,
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I just need to start the sageing
process straight away.
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Thanks, Cher.
And sorry about your mum.
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Whitney's right.
I need to let it go.
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Wow. Whitney, you are just
so impressive.
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Personally, if Toni
had called me a cunt,
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I would struggle to get past that,
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but with the power of light,
I guess anything is possible.
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What?
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Oh, I'm... I'm so sorry.
Did Whitney not say?
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Why would I?
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That stepdad-shagging rat
had the gumption to call me a cunt?
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Cher, remember the grounding
exercise I taught you?
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Oh, no.
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No, we don't need to be... Oh...
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Oh, no...
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Cher, please, that's not hygienic.
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No, no. OK,
put the lighter down. Cher...
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ALL GASP
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No! Oh, God.
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Have some of that.
ALL SCREAM
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Oh...
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Crazy he did that.
255
00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:39,640
I'm so sorry, you guys.
256
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:44,480
I just assumed Whitney had told
Cher had the full truth, so...
257
00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:49,640
I'm such an idiot.
So no Barbie and Skipper.
258
00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:55,320
Oh, no. I'll get us in.
259
00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:57,600
How? Those tickets are like
gold dust.
260
00:11:57,640 --> 00:12:00,360
It's Prince at the Roundhouse
all over again.
261
00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:05,200
Yeah, I've...I've many options,
but, um,
262
00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:08,240
first, I should probably just
call my agent.
263
00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:10,400
Vanessa? Are you still with her?
264
00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:13,480
Oh, right. Yeah.
After that dinner party.
265
00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:15,600
Yeah. Eddie told me all about it.
266
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,400
Yeah. No, things are great.
267
00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:21,240
Actually my new play has been
shortlisted for an award, so...
268
00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:23,560
Really? Like, a big one?
269
00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:26,320
Yeah, like the biggest, actually,
270
00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,840
I've never even been longlisted
before, so...
271
00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:31,960
Congratulations. Thanks.
272
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,040
I'll just...
273
00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:39,320
LINE RINGS
274
00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:41,720
Hello. Maggie?
275
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:44,360
I'm sorry, but this graveyard
has terrible reception.
276
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:45,480
Vanessa, hi.
277
00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:47,560
Um, I'm just wondering
if you could help me out.
278
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,120
I'm trying to get tickets
to this thing tonight.
279
00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:52,760
OK. Yeah, um, it's a drag show,
280
00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:54,120
and, um...
281
00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:59,240
I don't know if you know anyone
who works in that area or...
282
00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:04,000
Sorry, Maggie, I couldn't hear you.
283
00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:06,240
There are people nearby
grieving loudly.
284
00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:07,800
Did you say a drag show?
LOUD CRYING
285
00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:10,280
Like a gay thing? Yes. Very gay.
286
00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,240
Rupert could probably help.
287
00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:13,880
Rupert? Rupert Everett.
288
00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:15,120
He's an old friend.
289
00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:17,760
He'll be at
the Manderley Club from six,
290
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:20,320
if you wanna go and ask him.
He doesn't take calls.
291
00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:22,200
Yeah, yeah, I know... I know it well.
292
00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:25,560
I'd come with you, but Hilary Mantel
snuck a clause into her contract
293
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:28,880
that I had to polish her gravestone
once a month after her death.
294
00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:30,120
I'll send you the address.
295
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:32,400
Oh, thank you so much, Vanessa.
296
00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:37,600
Done and done.
297
00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:39,560
We just need to go and schmooze
Rupert Everett
298
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:41,120
and we'll be all gravy.
299
00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:43,000
Rupert Everett? Cool.
SHE GIGGLES
300
00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:45,080
That is cool.
301
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,240
We can go get changed at mine
302
00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:48,000
and then head over
to the Manderley Club.
303
00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:51,680
Oh. We actually should go back
to our apartment
304
00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:54,400
because we kind of need
to get settled and,
305
00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:56,800
like, freshen up. That's true.
306
00:13:56,840 --> 00:14:00,160
But we could meet you
at this Peg place later.
307
00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:03,080
Right, Maggie?
308
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:04,760
You don't need us, do you?
309
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,000
Of course.
310
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:07,720
I'll handle Rupert.
311
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,440
Oh, sorry.
312
00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:17,240
# Guess who back in the house
313
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:18,800
# Heels click-clackin' about
314
00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:20,480
# Five, fresh, feminine,
style to 11
315
00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:22,600
# I'm divine, so heavenly
Gentleman sweatin'
316
00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:23,920
# It's dimes across
the board, no doubt
317
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,000
# Body like wow!
318
00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,520
# Pussy 'bout to end this drought
319
00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:28,280
# Titties so plentiful,
fish queen Jezebel
320
00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:29,680
# Should be criminal
321
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:32,720
# Don't make sense for a bitch
to be this endowed... #
322
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:37,320
Ah. Hi. Uh, I'm, um...
I'm Maggie Donovan.
323
00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:38,640
# Now get your camera phone
324
00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:40,760
# Cos in a minute I'm about to be on
325
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,080
# Here come that girl
Oh, shit, what up?
326
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,680
# Give them twirl
that's the bread and butter
327
00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:46,880
# Clutch your pearls,
she's the big shot caller
328
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,160
# Get-get run over, over! #
329
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,280
Oh. I'm OK. Thanks.
330
00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:53,280
I am all set.
331
00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:56,400
Oh, that'll be Maggie.
Thank goodness you're here.
332
00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:59,040
Oh, here I am.
Darling, they've arrived.
333
00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:00,560
Ah...
334
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:04,640
You must be Maggie. Hi!
335
00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:08,400
You know, when Vanessa
said she was sending you over,
336
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:13,040
I thought, "Finally!
Somebody cares about me."
337
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,800
LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
338
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,160
Ooh!
339
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,760
Now, ahem, you're a little bit,
uh...
340
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,760
..little, though.
341
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,280
I'll need to get the French
maid's uniform altered.
342
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:25,640
Don't start with that.
Oh, exsqueeze me, darling...
343
00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:29,840
..for trying to inject some
glamour into the proceedings.
344
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,000
Darling, behave.
345
00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:32,880
This is your third assistant
this month.
346
00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:35,040
What? No, no. Sorry. No, no.
347
00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:36,920
I'm... I'm actually a playwright.
348
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:39,080
Oh, yes, darling,
that's what they all say.
349
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,760
The last one didn't like
the costume either.
350
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:44,880
You know, you just can't
get the staff.
351
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:46,960
No, no, seriously.
No, I'm just here to see
352
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:51,240
if you can help me to get tickets
for this thing tonight.
353
00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:52,880
SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
354
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:56,120
You know, it's a teensy
little bit early
355
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:58,040
to be asking for favours, darling,
356
00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:00,080
but I admire your spunk.
357
00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,400
Oh. Come on, let's
go and get a martini.
358
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:08,480
You know, I'm not a bad boss, Mandy,
359
00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:12,280
despite what the various
court filings may say.
360
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,800
I'm simply a world-renowned actor
361
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,680
with a taste for
the finer things in life.
362
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,440
Is that a crime?
363
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:20,960
PHONE VIBRATES
Um...
364
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:28,920
Now, I do ask that my silk items
365
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:32,040
be handwashed by you
in front of me.
366
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:33,400
I love to watch.
367
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:35,120
Look, I am not actually your...
368
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:40,200
..average assistant.
No, I'm so much more.
369
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,720
HE GASPS
You're a perineal masseuse?
370
00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:47,200
Sure, um, but I also am just
really on top of your schedule.
371
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:50,040
In fact, you happen to have
an appearance at Peg tonight,
372
00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:51,320
so we'd better get going.
373
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:53,320
An appearance at Peg?
374
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,680
What's Peg?
375
00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,520
Oh, it's a really cool gay club.
376
00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:58,560
You will be introducing
two drag queens at their show.
377
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,040
Why the tit would I be doing that?
378
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,440
I don't do appearances.
379
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,160
I'm Rupert fucking Everett,
darling.
380
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,960
The fee...
381
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,200
WHISPERS: ..is astronomical.
382
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:10,200
Oh.
BOTH CHUCKLE
383
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:13,720
Why didn't you say so before?
Oh... Oh!
384
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:15,880
He's fine.
385
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:18,040
Very good. Uppsie!
386
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,120
MUSIC POUNDS
387
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,200
EXCITED CHATTER
388
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,320
HE GROANS
OK...
389
00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:30,040
HE LAUGHS
390
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:32,360
What light through yonder
window breaks?
391
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,200
Yes, Romeo. Let's go.
392
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,400
Oh... We are here.
393
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:40,280
Oh, my God! Bitch! Oh, hi.
394
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,280
HE GROWLS
395
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,200
Hey. Wonderful.
396
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:47,040
Is this your dealer? Darling,
do you have any Adderall?
397
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:48,760
SHE LAUGHS
398
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:50,280
He's kidding! He's kidding!
399
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,000
I think we should just head in.
400
00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:54,920
Oh, my God, there you are.
Cutting it a bit fine, babes.
401
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,680
Where's the wig?
402
00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:59,280
Well, hello... Hello!
403
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:01,120
Sorry, Toni, Cher wouldn't
give it to us.
404
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,400
She was just being very difficult.
405
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,320
That little bitch.
406
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:06,960
I am sorry. I have to escort
Rupert inside.
407
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,400
He can't be out here with the crowds.
408
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:11,280
The fucking neck of you, Cher Fryer.
409
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:13,560
WHITNEY: Shouldn't we...?
It'll be fine. Hi.
410
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:15,520
We just have a VIP with us
if we could just...
411
00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:18,040
Name? So we are not on the list,
412
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,320
but I just know
that Barbie and Skipper
413
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,480
would want a gay icon of this calibre
in the audience.
414
00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:25,520
Will somebody please give me
a fucking upper?
415
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:27,720
Are you joking? It really is him.
416
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:29,120
But, please, just, like, be cool.
417
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,680
What have I told you
about coming back here?
418
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:33,040
Daddy needs his uppies.
419
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:35,160
Oh, get him out of here
before I call the police.
420
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,360
Police? No. I think you are mistaken.
421
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,560
This man's been terrorising us
for years.
422
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:41,720
He's the reason that Stabber's
got complex PTSD.
423
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:44,640
You're in violation of about
ten restraining orders,
424
00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:46,360
you utter fuckhead!
425
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:50,040
Code Dahmer, I repeat,
Code Dahmer at the front door.
426
00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:52,120
Code Dahmer? Oh, my God.
427
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,360
You set my fucking wig on fire.
428
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,080
Yeah. And I'd do it again,
429
00:18:56,120 --> 00:19:00,160
because no-one calls Cher Fryer
a cunt and gets away with it!
430
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,880
Why did you tell her that,
you bellend?!
431
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:06,840
This is why everybody hates
straight people.
432
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,200
Straight-ish.
433
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:09,840
She's not coming in. No shit.
434
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:13,120
Fuck off, babes,
and stay fucked off.
435
00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:21,000
Ryan? Oh, my God.
436
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,920
Ryan. Oh, my God, you have
to help us get in. We were...
437
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:28,360
SHE SIGHS
438
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:32,680
We are too old for this, Maggie.
439
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:34,560
Today was insane,
440
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:37,520
but this is not who I am
any more, I promise.
441
00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:40,360
I have changed, you will see.
I...I will show you.
442
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:43,880
I think I can help.
443
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,000
What?
444
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:49,560
Well, I didn't want to say anything,
445
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:53,520
but I thought, you know,
maybe we'd need a plan C.
446
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:57,400
So I reached out
to my online community,
447
00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,560
and the universe provided me
448
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:04,080
with a DM from a guy
whose mom owns this whole club.
449
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,800
Look, there is no way.
450
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:08,040
That is some weirdo in his
basement looking for attention.
451
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,800
No, I think that's him now. Eddie!
452
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,000
Eddie!
453
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:15,600
Eddie!
HE SOBS
454
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,120
Oh... You!
455
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:18,680
You... Oh...
456
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,160
It's really you.
457
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,400
I've been looking for you
everywhere.
458
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:25,000
I mean, not physically,
but on Instagram.
459
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,560
Oh, my God, this is fate.
460
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:28,760
Wait.
461
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,200
You know each other?
462
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:36,560
I saw something like this
in your soul contract, remember?
463
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:40,720
A cherished old friend
would return to your life.
464
00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:43,640
Yeah, I had no idea
it would be Krent.
465
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,400
Listen, can you start Monday?
466
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,120
What? Oh, my God.
467
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,000
Look at me, getting ahead of myself.
468
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,880
I'm just so excited about this
good luck.
469
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,560
It's pre-ordained. It is!
470
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,200
It is. I love that.
471
00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:58,960
I love you. Oh, sorry.
We just did a bump.
472
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,320
Anyway, Mummy just bought
Walthamstow
473
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:04,120
and gave me a building,
so I'm opening a bar,
474
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:05,960
and you get to manage it.
475
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,680
Eddie!
476
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:10,000
Oh, my goddess! Sorry.
477
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,720
Finding Eddie a job
was our next step.
478
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:16,400
Oh, amazing. Let's go inside
and talk business.
479
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:23,480
Eddie, this is such a blessing
from the universe.
480
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,160
No.
481
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,160
OK. OK?
482
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:33,040
Yeah, sure. I knew you'd say yes.
483
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:36,400
OK. Come with me. Oh...
Hey, guys, this is Eddie,
484
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,040
my working-class friend.
485
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:42,120
Come on, come on. You too, Mags.
486
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,400
MUSIC POUNDS
487
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:57,840
LOUD DANCE MUSIC
488
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,240
Hello? Hey, Maggie. Sorry. It's...
489
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:07,600
This isn't Will, is it?
490
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:10,960
I blocked you years ago.
Oh, well, I got a new number.
491
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,320
Look, don't hang up.
It's about Whitney.
492
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:16,640
What about her?
Eddie sent me a few texts
493
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:20,040
when she first got to LA
and then went completely AWOL.
494
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:23,360
Not a peep since then.
And now she reappears
495
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:27,000
with this spiritual
guru/influencer.
496
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:29,960
Something feels off.
497
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,240
OK, well, you're a nerd.
498
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:36,640
Do some research,
dig up some dirt or something.
499
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:38,400
I can do that.
500
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,880
Piss off, princess,
we're having a party.
501
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:43,160
GLASS SMASHES
502
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:47,960
Hmm. Suit yourself, sulky tits.
503
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,720
SNORTS
504
00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:00,000
MUSIC BLARES
505
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:07,280
GLASS SMASHES
506
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,000
RUPERT GUFFAWS
507
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,520
Here we go!
508
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:16,040
# When you're alone
and you cannot stop
509
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:19,480
# Under control with the lights off
510
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:27,680
# Hold me close,
you're not electrical
511
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:31,000
# Can you feel the music
on your skin?
512
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:34,000
# Are you getting lost
in the static? #
513
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,920
Set your body free.
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