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Well, this is now
my fifth time of calling
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and the Street View picture of
my house is still up on your site.
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Is it just outside your house?
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No, it's not just outside my house!
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I'm visible all the way
up the street.
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Sorry, what do you want me
to do about it?
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Erm, excuse me? One minute.
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Well, ideally, I would like you
to send the Street View car back
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to take another photo
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because the current one is
deeply compromising.
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OK, I'll have a word with
my supervisor.
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Yes, please do talk
to your supervisor.
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Do you want me to call me back?
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No, I'll hold.
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AMANDA SIGHS
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MUSAK PLAYS ON PHONE
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UNDER BREATH: This is ridiculous!
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Oh...
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I did not know that was there.
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Wow.
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So that's what's behind
that big hedge.
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Hello? Yes.
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My manager said he can raise
a ticket. Right.
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But he said,
"Don't get your hopes up."
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OK. Well, that is very disappointing
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and I shall be taking
my 360-degree viewing elsewhere.
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Is there anything...
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Erm, could you just help me
with this?
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I just need a moment to cool off.
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INDISTINCT CHATTER
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Ooh, are they new kicks, Mal?
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Not that I was looking at your legs.
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I was. Mummy!
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Sorry about my mother.
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She buys her HRT on the dark web.
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In answer to your question,
Anne, yes.
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Ned decided he needed to upgrade
to a pair of Predators
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and I've reached the age
where I will accept
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my son's hand-me-downs.
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And what's wrong with those?
They look brand-new.
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Don't get me started.
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JJ and Abs are paying him
to babysit Isla.
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Now he thinks he's Daddy Warbucks.
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I'm sorry. Your son is being paid
to look after his own sister?
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Yep. OK, I'm going to say something
very controversial.
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Oh, God.
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I don't believe in paying
your children to look after
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your other children.
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Nope. You're not going to get
cancelled for that, Anne.
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I'm sorry, but in my family, you
were looked after by the older kids
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until you were old enough to look
after the younger kids.
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Mm-hm. And then the older kids
had their own kids,
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by which point, the younger kids
were the older kids,
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and they looked after
the older kids' kids,
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and then the whole thing
just continued again.
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Is it over?
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Well, I am lucky enough
to have my darling mother here.
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You know it actually costs me
money to babysit,
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once you've factored in
the cab fare, and...
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I often have to bring my own wine.
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I have wine. Yes, but in a box.
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That was ONE time.
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I should really take advantage of
having Darius at home more
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because me and Chris have just been
itching to try that new Indian
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that's taken over from where
Shin used to be.
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Not for me. I'm a loyal customer of
Pride Of Punjab in Park Royal.
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Owner loves me so much,
he invited me to his wedding.
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BREATHLESS: Hey!
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Oh, you got a new dog, Fi?
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Nah. Poor old Hugo's mummy
had a fall,
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so I said I'd look after her pets
till she got out the hospital.
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Oh. That is sad.
Yeah, my aunt took a fall once.
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Off a harbour wall.
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She was largely unhurt,
but she got a terrible fright,
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and the subsequent PTSD
that she suffered
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was a contributing factor to
the breakdown of her marriage.
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Huh.
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Right. Does anybody know where
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43 Bencanton Road is?
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I've got to pick up Hugo's bed
and feed Elspeth's cat.
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Yeah, that's the end of our street.
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I know Elspeth. I used to cut
her massive hedge.
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Wait, that's who lives in the
big house with the massive hedge?
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Yeah. Huh.
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What big house with the massive
hedge? I just... I can't picture it.
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I'll show you on Street View.
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You'll know it when you see it.
HE SPLUTTERS
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Have we lost our powers
of description?
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SHE CHUCKLES
You know, Anne, the big house,
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with the, erm...massive hedge?
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Yo. I got a bubble tea for Ned.
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Oh, yeah.
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Cheers, bro. Here's a tip.
There you go.
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Cheers, mate. Nice one.
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I'm sorry, but how much money is
your son actually making?
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Ah...
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Right, kids... Ooh!
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..take the dogs. Wait outside.
I'll be two secs.
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Morten, take the poo bags, please.
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Fine, but it's five quid for
every poo I've got to pick up.
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Don't suppose I could stick my head
through the door, Fi,
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just for the sneakiest of peakiests?
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Are you sure you should go in?
You know she has cats.
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Yes, I know she has cats.
She has a cat allergy.
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I don't have a cat allergy.
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I just didn't get on with
that one specific cat.
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Do you want to come in, Mummy?
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Why would I want to go
into an old cat lady's house?
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Suit yourself.
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Come on, Fi.
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Right.
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Right, here we are.
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Oh, wow.
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She's kept all
the original features.
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I'm getting serious spine tingles.
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I could see my high horse
in this hallway.
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AMANDA COUGHS
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Aslan, dinner time!
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SHE COUGHS
Shut the front door!
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Is that a grand piano?
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Aw!
CAT MEOWS, PURRS
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WHISPERS: No, thank you.
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Hello, Aslan!
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Do you want some Poultry Supreme?
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Oh, this place is gorg!
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SHUTTER CLICKS
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Hello! How did I not know
it existed right under my nose?
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Well, that hedge could do
with a bit of a trim.
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It's pretty dingey.
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Fi, it has so much potential.
Come on.
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You could definitely introduce
some Scandi accents here.
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FI GAGS
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AMANDA SNEEZES
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CHOKED: What a shame about
the kitchen.
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Such a pity
they ripped out the original.
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Still, I mean, just so good.
PHONE CHIMES
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AMANDA COUGHS
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Absolutely stinks,
but it's just gorgeous.
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FI CHUCKLES
Oh, what a lovely garden!
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Yeah, I'm sure it'll be a real
wrench for Elspeth to leave it.
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She's leaving?
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Yeah, since her fall, I think she
wants to be closer to her family.
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So sad.
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So, so sad!
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Yeah.
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Purely as a thought experiment,
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I wonder what a house like this
goes for.
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Mm. Dunno.
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Yeah.
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SHE COUGHS
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Come on, Mands,
let's get a wriggle on!
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CHATTER, GIGGLING
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Mum, you owe me �10, by the way.
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Oh, right.
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FI SIGHS
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Oh, what happened to your neck
Amanda? It's well blotchy.
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It's not - it's fine. I just...
I just caught the sun earlier.
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You know what, Fi?
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I would be more than happy to take
over your cat-feeding duties.
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Honestly, it's the least I could do
for a neighbour in need.
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So you can pop round to feed a cat,
but you won't pop round to feed me?
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OK, one, you barely eat, and two,
you're always at my house, Mummy.
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It's really not a hassle, Fi.
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Well, if you don't mind, Mands...
No.
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..that'd be really helpful.
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Yes! Yes, yeah. I love me some
community spirit!
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I know. Somebody give me that OBE!
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FI LAUGHS
Yeah! Yeah.
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Aw, you shouldn't have!
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This ain't for you.
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Oh. Thanks.
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Anyway, I was wondering if I could
have some credit for my phone?
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That's what your pocket money's for.
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Yeah, I know, but I've spent it.
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What about the cash
from your baby-sitting?
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I guess I've spent that as well.
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On what? I don't know.
Nothing, really.
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All right, I think we need some
lessons in budgeting, mate.
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You're going to teach me
about budgeting, yeah?
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What? I'm good with money.
Great with money?
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Yeah! Very good. Yeah, yeah.
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Exhibit A.
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You pretty much only eat
takeaways, Dad.
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OK. But those leftovers,
they're like a free meal.
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FRIDGE DOOR SHUTS
So I'm basically...saving money.
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I'm the money saving expert. Hmm.
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OK.
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We should probably call JJ. Mm.
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Right. Well, we're just in that
new curry place if you need us.
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And I've told Niamh she can stay up
to watch The Wheel if she wants.
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And the twins can have a bowl
of cereal if they're still hungry.
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No worries. But just so you know,
I do charge �15 an hour.
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Since when?
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Ned charges �10 an hour to
look after one kid,
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and I'm offering 15 for three.
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Seven quid a head. Bargain.
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How are you still so bad at maths?
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No. I am not paying you to babysit
your brothers and your sister.
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Fine.
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I guess I'll just go and see
Georgie, then.
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DOOR OPENS, SHUTS
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Chris, take off your spanx -
we're staying in!
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As-lan?
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CAT MEOWS
SHE COUGHS
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Here's your dinner.
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Ugh, it stinks!
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CAT MEOWS
Ugh!
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Oh...
SHE COUGHS
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SHE WHEEZES
Look at me, Aslan.
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SHE COUGHS
Don't move.
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Right, so the best way
to monitor your spending is to go
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through your bank statements, OK?
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So we'll use my last month
as an example.
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Er, BP Garage.
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That's �45 for petrol.
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That goes under "travel".
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Hmm? Mm-hm.
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Forbidden Planet - �3.30.
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What's that? Batman comic.
HE CHUCKLES
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How old are you?
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Abigail, you're literally
sucking on a Frube.
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Do you go through your
bank statements every month?
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Oh, me? No. I'm usually quite
strict with my spending.
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I probably should do it
more often, though.
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So we have a payment
to UK-TERP Limited.
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�7.99.
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Yeah, I'm not sure what that is.
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Abs, do you know what
UK-TERP LTD is?
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Er, nope.
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Hmm. I'll highlight it
to check later.
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How are you getting on, Mal?
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Erm...
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Well, that's a lot of money
you spend at the Pride of Punjab.
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No wonder he's invited me
to his wedding.
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I'm bloody paying for it!
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Hey, there.
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Hi. I'm looking for Elspeth Hopkins.
I'm her neighbour.
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Bay 4. Straight down there.
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Thank you.
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And can I just say, so much
gratitude to you for your service.
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I led my road in the Covid clap
for the NHS back in the day so...
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..you're welcome.
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SHE CLAPS
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So, basically, Nick introduced
Trilby the Jack Russell
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to a male suitor.
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It was absolutely disastrous!
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I'll bet it was! Yeah, it was!
THEY LAUGH
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All right, Amanda?
What are you doing here?
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Oh, I just came to see
how Hugo's mummy's doing.
250
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LOUDLY: Hello, Elspeth! I'm Amanda.
251
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I'm feeding your cats.
252
00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:45,280
We live on the same street.
253
00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:46,800
Aren't you the woman with the Tesla
254
00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:50,600
that stretches the charging
cable right across the pavement?
255
00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:52,880
No, no.
256
00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:54,480
I-I don't even own a car.
257
00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:56,120
That's how green I am.
258
00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:59,520
I just wanted to drop by
259
00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:03,120
and share some piccys
of your gorgeous cat.
260
00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:05,560
Oh! How is he?
261
00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:09,000
Aw! Living his best lives. Oh!
262
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:12,320
But, boy, does he miss his mumma!
263
00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:15,200
Mm. Oh, there he is!
264
00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,600
Oh, I know!
265
00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:18,720
Aww!
266
00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:21,120
Your hand looks really
big in that picture.
267
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,600
Yeah, I have big hands, Fi,
268
00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:25,000
and I'm quite self-conscious
about it, so...
269
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,600
I love your house, by the way.
270
00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:30,240
Well, your kitchen, as that's very
much the only room I've been in.
271
00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:33,560
Yeah. My husband made
all the cabinets himself.
272
00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:36,120
Yeah, before he lost his arm. Oh!
273
00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:37,480
In the war?
274
00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:40,440
No. We were born in the '50s. Oh.
275
00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,000
A computer server fell on him.
276
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,560
Wow.
277
00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,760
Well, your kitchen is...
278
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,560
..lovely. Oh.
279
00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:51,200
When we moved in the whole place
was really grotty, but, ah...
280
00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:54,320
Yeah. ..over the years
we've done a lot of, erm,
281
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:57,160
restoration and... Yeah, yeah!
..remodelling.
282
00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:59,600
Yeah, sweet! So sweet.
283
00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:02,640
Oh, in case you got bored in here,
284
00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:07,040
I bought you a book
by my favourite author.
285
00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:08,760
Do you know Penelope Lively?
286
00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:10,320
Oh, Lively's terrific!
287
00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,480
Yes, queen!
288
00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,600
Ah! She is the absolute OG.
289
00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:16,920
I never had you pegged as
a big reader, Amanda.
290
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,560
Well, what can I say, Fi?
291
00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:23,200
I'm hard to peg.
292
00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:25,720
Many people have tried to peg me
over the years,
293
00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:28,280
but I'm basically unpeggable.
294
00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:31,200
That's what I should call
my autobiography - Unpeggable!
295
00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,520
SHE LAUGHS LOUDLY
296
00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:34,160
Why don't we get
a round of coffees, Fi?
297
00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:36,040
Yeah, all right.
I'll have a latte, please.
298
00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:37,080
And, Elspeth...
299
00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:40,600
..I'm going to say Earl Grey?
300
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,120
Good guess. Yes, please.
301
00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:45,960
OK. So it's a latte, Earl Grey.
I'll have a sparkling water.
302
00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:47,920
I think there's a machine
by the lifts.
303
00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:50,840
Thanks, Fi!
304
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:53,360
Right. I'll be right back. OK.
305
00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:56,000
Fi? Would you shut the door? Thanks.
306
00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:06,960
Who keeps doing this?
307
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,160
It's empty!
308
00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:14,320
Right, Darius, I'm just nipping
to the corner shop to get some milk.
309
00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:15,880
Are you asking me to babysit?
310
00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:18,160
No, I'm asking you to watch the kids
while I nip to the corner shop.
311
00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:21,280
OK. Well, rounded to the nearest
hour I'd say that's about 15 quid.
312
00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:24,280
But, cos we're fam,
I'll do it for 7.50.
313
00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:26,040
It's only at the end of the road!
314
00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:27,400
Fine.
315
00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:30,000
I'll just go to the library
and revise.
316
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,200
See you.
317
00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:35,480
UNDER BREATH: Little fecker!
318
00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:36,720
DOOR SLAMS
319
00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:47,920
Hmm.
320
00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:50,280
Mm, mm, mm...
321
00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,000
Sorry, Amanda?
322
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,840
I asked you to shift
these catalogues.
323
00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,440
Yes, I know, Daniel.
324
00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:59,880
Can you not see
I'm in a flow state right now?
325
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,560
Is that a...
326
00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:03,120
A time of the month thing?
327
00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:05,200
No, I'm working on ideas
for a new kitchen.
328
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,040
Oh. When inspiration hits, Daniel...
DOOR OPENS
329
00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:08,720
..you need to be ready for it.
DOOR SHUTS
330
00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:09,960
Oh, hello, Mrs Sanderson.
331
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,040
Mummy!
332
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,760
I was just passing. From Chelsea?
333
00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:15,080
And I wondered if you wanted
to get a bloody mary?
334
00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,240
Ooh!
335
00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:17,400
It's 10.30.
336
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:18,600
Is it?
337
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:19,640
Oh, God.
338
00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:21,800
Well, surely she's entitled
to a brunch hour?
339
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:25,120
Oh, Mummy, I'm sorry.
Can we put a pin in it?
340
00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:26,840
I promised I'd pop in
and see Elspeth.
341
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,960
Why? She's just a bog-standard
old woman.
342
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:30,360
Elspeth is in hospital, Mummy.
343
00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:31,640
And who are you, Lady Di?
344
00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:32,800
You're up to something.
345
00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:33,840
Mummy!
346
00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:39,720
No. Elspeth's really interesting
and wise.
347
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:40,960
Just...
348
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:43,360
Excuse me for making time
for other people.
349
00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,800
Also, Amanda, can you please
sort out those samples?
350
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,480
I don't have time, Daniel.
351
00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:50,200
Visiting starts in half an hour
and I promised sweet Elspeth
352
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,480
I'd bring her a copy of
the Radio Times.
353
00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:53,960
See you Saturday, Mummy.
354
00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,400
How's your new kitchen?
355
00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,600
Did you have any thoughts about
the extractor fan...
356
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:02,440
Call me a taxi.
357
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:03,680
Now.
358
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:10,160
OK, I made you a photo
montage of Aslan,
359
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:11,600
just to keep you company.
360
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,400
Ah! Oh...
SHE CHUCKLES
361
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:15,360
CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS
362
00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:16,800
Is this Brahms?
363
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,680
I adore Brahms!
364
00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:21,720
Whaaat?!
365
00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:26,040
OK, this is getting weird now,
Elspeth.
366
00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,440
Are we basically the same person?
367
00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:29,480
THEY LAUGH
368
00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:32,080
No, I'm a huge fan of Brahms.
369
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,600
I just wish I'd got to see him live.
370
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:37,240
I am so lucky to have met you!
Ohh!
371
00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:40,160
I feel like I've found
a new little sister.
372
00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:42,160
Sister? Mmm...niece.
373
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:43,800
Great-niece, even.
374
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:48,720
But, yeah, this sums up
what I love about our community.
375
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:51,080
It's just such a shame
we might have to leave Soha.
376
00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:52,280
Who's Soha?
377
00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:55,000
No, it's what the property experts
call South Harlesden. Oh.
378
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,920
Yeah. I just can't find anywhere
big enough for my family.
379
00:14:57,920 --> 00:15:00,760
I've got two growing teens.
SHE SIGHS
380
00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:04,640
It's such a shame because, if
I could stay on our road forever,
381
00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:05,800
I would.
382
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:09,760
Well, I'm actually
thinking of selling.
383
00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:11,800
Stop, Elspeth!
384
00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:15,960
Why would you sell a place
like that?
385
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:18,240
The stairs are not getting
any easier,
386
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,280
and I wouldn't mind being
nearer my son.
387
00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,320
AMANDA SIGHS
388
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,720
The ageing process is
a son of a bitch.
389
00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:26,160
Mm. No offence to your son,
of course.
390
00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:27,360
Or you.
391
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:31,080
Well, if you really mean it,
Elspeth, then, well...
392
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:35,040
..I would love to throw my hat
in the ring.
393
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:38,120
Well, we'd have to have it valued
and everything. Yes. Oh, yes, yes.
394
00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:41,080
But I would... I would gladly offer
you first refusal.
395
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,480
Can we hug?
396
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,280
MACHINE BEEPS
Oh, gosh!
397
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,520
Sorry, I think I just pulled out
your line.
398
00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:52,120
WHISTLE BLOWS
Yeah.
399
00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:54,880
It would probably be
a complete internal refit.
400
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,000
Plus a wet room.
401
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,760
OK. OK, great.
402
00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:59,400
I'll see you Friday.
403
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:00,920
Thanks, Garry!
404
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,960
You getting some building work
done, then, Mands?
405
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,840
I'd appreciate it
if you didn't listen in
406
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,080
on my private conversation, Mal.
407
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:10,840
But, in answer to
your question, yes.
408
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:15,040
Cos it looks like I might be moving.
409
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,800
Really? Where?
410
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,560
I can't really go into the detail.
411
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,600
But it's close.
412
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,640
Very close.
413
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:25,640
Like, end of the road.
414
00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:27,240
On the corner.
415
00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:29,480
Elspeth's house?
416
00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:32,520
How can you afford Elspeth's house?
417
00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:34,600
She wants a quick sale.
418
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:37,400
Plus I'll do a lot of work
myself, put it on Insta.
419
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,760
Who doesn't love a hot blonde
in a hard hat?
420
00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:42,520
Just ask Anneka Rice!
SHE LAUGHS
421
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:45,600
I actually had my first wet
dream about Challenge Anneka.
422
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:46,800
Oh!
423
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,200
Mal, TMI.
424
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:51,320
Come on! Hiya!
425
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,360
Hello. That is an awful lot
of dogs, Fi.
426
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,640
I know - it's mad.
427
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:57,880
Once you start walking someone
else's dog, things really snowball.
428
00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:59,320
DOG YAPS
429
00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:00,400
Oh, sorry, Snowball.
430
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,600
I wasn't talking about you.
431
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:03,560
We've got a neighbour who wants
a new dog walker, haven't we?
432
00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:05,000
Oh, yeah. What's your going rate?
433
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,040
I don't charge.
434
00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:07,280
I just do it as a favour.
435
00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:10,080
It's hardly work, and I've got to do
it for Hugo and Bobby anyway.
436
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:11,960
Babe, you're mental.
You could be making a killing.
437
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:14,400
You don't have to monetise
kindness, Abigail.
438
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:18,880
I don't charge to help Elspeth,
and yet I feel so rewarded.
439
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,120
Mands, I literally work
in a food bank.
440
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:23,200
Well... Fi, Mal, Abs!
441
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:25,160
Hey! And Jerry.
442
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,440
So lovely to see you.
443
00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:27,640
Mummy!
444
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,520
Mummy?
445
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:32,720
DOG BARKS
Hey, get out of there!
446
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,640
Does anybody want any kali mirch?
447
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:37,480
I needed some for a recipe, but
they only sell it in two-kilo bags.
448
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,520
You know that's just black pepper?
Really?
449
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,040
Why are you bulk-buying seasoning?
450
00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,600
I'm on this economy drive.
451
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:45,000
You know, I was going to have a go
at making my own curry tonight.
452
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,720
God, rather you than me.
453
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:50,040
My idea of cooking is adding
some ice and maybe an olive.
454
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:52,640
I mean, I know I'm going to save
money, eventually,
455
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,840
but these spices, jeez!
456
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,480
Used to spend less money
on powder in Ibiza.
457
00:17:57,480 --> 00:18:01,000
Oh, ah, speaking of economy
drives, the bank called back.
458
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,920
They don't know what
UK-TERP LTD is either.
459
00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:04,240
Well, maybe it's a scam.
460
00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:06,080
You can't be too careful.
461
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:08,240
I once lost �80,000
462
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:11,080
to something calling itself
National Insurance.
463
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:16,000
Oh, ho-ho, ho, all right!
464
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,880
Dad's sag paneer fake-away!
465
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,680
Courtesy of TikTok.
466
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,000
Dig in.
467
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:29,800
Mm...
468
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,120
Erm...
469
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:33,600
Hmm.
470
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,080
Yeah, no offence, Dad,
471
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:38,200
but I think we're going
to have to find savings elsewhere.
472
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,840
I've spent 40 quid on spices.
473
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:42,000
I'm going to keep going until I get
it right or it kills me.
474
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,040
Yeah, whichever one comes first.
475
00:18:58,280 --> 00:18:59,640
JJ?
476
00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:04,680
It's 4.30. What are you doing?
477
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,120
I couldn't sleep.
478
00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:08,640
I've just been through
all of our statements.
479
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:12,520
We've been paying UK-TERP LTD
�7.99 a month
480
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,920
for the last eight and a half years.
481
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,040
That's...
482
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:20,360
..�814.98.
483
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,440
For what? Who are these people?
484
00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:23,920
What are they doing for me?
485
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,840
I think you need to come back
to sleep, babe.
486
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:28,200
That's it.
I'm cancelling the direct debit.
487
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,400
OK, then.
488
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:35,440
You'd be surprised the amount of
people want free quotes on houses
489
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,080
they've not even bought yet.
490
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:38,400
No?! Yeah, yeah.
491
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,880
BOTH CHUCKLE
492
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:41,040
That's crazy.
493
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:44,280
Mmm. Well, this is very much
my crib, so... OK. ..yeah.
494
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:46,600
Well, look, I mean we could probably
put a Portaloo there.
495
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:49,920
That way, we wouldn't have to use
your toilet. OK, great. Mm-hm.
496
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:51,600
Oh. Is that your cat?
497
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,040
Yeah, yeah.
498
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:56,040
He loves it down there,
at the very, very end of the garden,
499
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:58,760
as far away from
the house as possible.
500
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,360
Oh, wow!
501
00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:03,760
Yes. Oh, this is so nice.
502
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:04,880
Thank you.
503
00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:06,760
I've worked around here for years.
504
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:09,000
I didn't even know it was here.
505
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,280
Yeah. Cor, look at those
original features!
506
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:15,680
Yeah, no, this house is perfect.
507
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,360
Definitely want to rip out
this wall, though.
508
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:20,000
And if you just come through here,
this... Yep. ..is the room
509
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,120
I am desperate to get started on.
Wait till you see it.
510
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,000
Erm, yeah. Ugh!
511
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,680
Where do you even start?!
512
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:28,960
I just do not understand how anyone
could live with this monstrosity.
513
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,160
What?!
514
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,200
Oh, hi, Elspeth!
515
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,640
AMANDA LAUGHS
516
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,760
How long have you been
standing there?
517
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:40,800
They discharged me this morning.
518
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,080
Oh, wow!
519
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:43,360
What's wrong with my kitchen?
520
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:45,200
Nothing. At all. I love it.
521
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,240
You said you were going
to rip it all out.
522
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:51,760
Yeah, because it needs to be
completely rewired,
523
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:54,560
and then I'm going to put it
all back exactly how it was.
524
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:57,120
A full rewiring job's
a lot of money. Yeah.
525
00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:59,160
Although we are ripping
out that wall, so... Mmm.
526
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:00,840
Excuse me! Mmm. Who are you?
527
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:04,240
I'm Garry. I'm just giving a quote
on some building work. Mmm.
528
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:05,280
Who are you?
529
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,040
This is my house.
530
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,360
You told me you were the homeowner.
531
00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:13,640
I am...very much in the process
of becoming the homeowner.
532
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,520
Oh...sake!
533
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:16,840
I'll have to invoice you for this.
534
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:19,480
Garry, look, well... You haven't
even done anything, Garry!
535
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,000
SHE SCOFFS
DOOR SHUTS
536
00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:23,600
SHE SIGHS
537
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:28,440
I am so happy to see you
back home, Elspeth.
538
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:31,120
And looking so well! Wow.
539
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:34,040
I haven't even moved out and
you're already demolishing my house!
540
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:35,440
Not at all. I-I'm simply...
541
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,400
You said it was a monstrosity.
542
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,920
OK, fine.
543
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:44,960
Hands up.
544
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,760
If you want the truth, Elspeth...
545
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,320
..I hate this kitchen.
546
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:54,560
It's a horrible colour
and it's very badly laid out.
547
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:56,720
And, yes, the first thing
I'm going to do is rip it all out
548
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:57,760
and skip the lot.
549
00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:00,480
And I'm sorry, Elspeth, if
that's not what you want to hear,
550
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,840
but I think you of all people
get it cos that's exactly
551
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:05,720
what you did when you moved in here.
552
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,120
That was different.
553
00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:09,680
Well, it wasn't, though, was it?
554
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:13,800
You changed this house
into your home.
555
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:20,200
You wore it in like a pair
of lovely old leather shoes.
556
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,400
When I look at this house...
557
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,520
..I can see my kids
playing the piano
558
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:30,040
and my one-armed husband building
his own kitchen.
559
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,760
CAT MEOWS
Aw!
560
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:37,000
But you're absolutely right,
Elspeth.
561
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,400
I am selfish.
562
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:44,160
Because I just want a bigger house
to finally have the space
563
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:45,760
to get my own cat.
564
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,920
COMPUTER DEFAULT BEEP TONE
What's going on?
565
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,720
COMPUTER BEEPS CONTINUE
566
00:22:58,720 --> 00:22:59,960
Come on.
567
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:01,960
Has your internet just gone down?
568
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:07,640
Right, that's what UK-TERP was.
569
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,040
Ugh.
570
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,040
INDISTINCT SHOUTS
571
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:13,960
Oi! We're in the middle of a game!
572
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,440
AMANDA COUGHS
I'm sorry I'm late.
573
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:17,480
AMANDA COUGHS
574
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,960
SHE CLEARS THROAT
575
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,320
You all right there, Amanda?
576
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:24,680
Never been better.
577
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,200
What's wrong with your face?
578
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,320
Nothing, Abigail.
579
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,440
It's awfully puffy.
Please don't body-shame me, Anne!
580
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:32,080
I've a touch of hayfever,
but otherwise, I'm slaying it.
581
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:35,520
In fact - breaking news...
582
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,520
..I'm moving.
583
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:39,960
You're leaving Soha?! No, Anne.
584
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,560
Oh, thank God. Jesus.
585
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:43,280
I'm buying Elspeth's house.
586
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,920
Oh, wow!
587
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:48,040
I am finally getting the
Georgian proportions I deserve.
588
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:49,520
Yeah!
589
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:53,320
I and Senuous are entering
our elite era.
590
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:54,400
Wow.
591
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:55,880
SHE COUGHS VIOLENTLY
592
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:57,520
You all right, Amanda?
593
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,880
I'm thriving. Thank you. OK.
594
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:02,840
Erm, so the good news -
I've set up a new direct debit.
595
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:05,240
Internet should be switched back on,
hopefully, by Monday.
596
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:06,880
OK, great. What's the bad news?
597
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:10,040
So the, ah, �7.99-per-month thingy
was a start-up deal
598
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:12,240
from nine years ago.
599
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:16,320
Erm, our new contract
is �62 a month.
600
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:17,400
Fuckers.
601
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:20,200
Yeah.
AMANDA COUGHS
602
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:23,040
Are you still coming for coffee
afterwards, Mummy?
603
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:24,880
Doesn't Elspeth need you?
604
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:27,960
All right, for starters,
she's out of hospital now.
605
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,800
And, secondly, why are you being
so hard on her?
606
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:31,600
You're the one that's got
a hard-on for her.
607
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:32,840
Are you jealous, Mummy?
608
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,840
Well, of course I'm jealous!
But, Mummy...
609
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:37,320
You barely know the woman and
you're by her bedside.
610
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:39,720
When I was in hospital
for my nip tuck...
611
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,080
It was a hip replacement, Mummy.
612
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,600
Well, yes, they nipped the old one
out and tucked a new one in.
613
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:44,720
But you didn't visit me once.
614
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,960
What are you talking about?
I did visit you.
615
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:48,240
You did not. I did.
616
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:50,160
I literally slept on your floor
for two days.
617
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:51,240
I don't remember that.
618
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,920
Yes, because you were off your face
on morphine.
619
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:55,160
Look.
620
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:58,520
Oh, God.
621
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:00,160
Delete that immediately.
622
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:01,800
If you want.
PLAYER: Shoot, shoot!
623
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:10,520
What's this?
624
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:12,000
Oh, I'm going out to dinner.
625
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,120
And I've hired Ned
to babysit tonight.
626
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:16,600
Why?
627
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,240
Because he's cheaper than you,
Darius.
628
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:20,440
And I can spend my savings
on poppadoms.
629
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:23,600
Now, I'm going on a hot date
with my hot husband.
630
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,280
Come on, Chris. We're leaving!
631
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:29,320
What? No...
DOOR SHUTS
632
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:30,960
You're baby-sitting me?
633
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:32,320
Market forces, innit.
634
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:38,520
Yeah, I've tried anti-histamines,
eye drops,
635
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:41,560
nasal corticosterides, erm...
636
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:44,640
Nothing's working.
SIREN BLARES
637
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,080
Oh, God.
638
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:47,840
Did you just send me an ambulance?
639
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,560
Fi?
640
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,000
God, look at you.
641
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,880
I'm a bit teary myself.
642
00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:59,560
I'm so sorry, Amanda.
643
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:00,840
Huh?
644
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:02,240
About Elspeth.
645
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:03,520
What about Elspeth?
646
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:06,560
She died. What?!
647
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:11,600
Apparently she slipped in her garden
trying to pick up her cat's bowls.
648
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,320
Nobody knows why they were there.
649
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,440
Oh, my God.
650
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,560
I know. It's brutal.
651
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,760
AMBULANCE DOORS SHUT
ENGINE IGNITES
652
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:25,160
Do you know if she mentioned
anything about me before she died?
653
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:26,760
Or the house?
654
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,200
You were probably the last person
she talked to.
655
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,360
Sorry.
656
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:37,000
I just need a minute.
657
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,560
Yeah.
658
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,800
SHE SCREAMS SILENTLY
659
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,720
Oh, shit.
660
00:26:46,770 --> 00:26:51,320
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