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Can you believe this?
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What?
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You can't be serious.
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It's the size of a planet.
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I'm literally so confused right now.
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This pimple... I can't see anything.
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You don't have to be so patronizing.
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No, really, I... I can't see a thing.
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You can see it so clear in the photo.
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Okay, well, nobody should be looking at
themselves in HD like that.
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Easier said than done.
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This is the world we live in now, Mona.
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Or you could go offline.
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You cannot be serious.
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Look, I did it. I cut off all of my
social media.
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It was really hard at first, but now I'm
calm, peaceful.
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My stepsister, the Luddite saint.
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Look, I'm just being honest.
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Nobody's going to notice your pimple.
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You're the worst.
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Amen. Alright, help me pick out the best
photo to post.
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I thought I was a liar.
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Well, you're the best I got, and all of
these photos are terrible.
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You look fine.
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Casual even.
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I don't want to look casual.
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I want to look unreal.
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What even is the point of these photos
anyway?
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You're crazy.
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No, I'm serious.
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I want people to see me.
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I want them to know how perfect and
beautiful I am.
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Okay. And what is the end point?
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Do you want a specific person to see
them?
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I want everyone to see them.
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But why?
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You're being obtuse.
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No.
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Explain it to me like I was five.
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people to know I'm beautiful.
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Effortlessly beautiful.
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Okay, but it sounds like it takes a lot
of effort to do all of that.
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Why don't you just put all of that focus
into building relationships?
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Have you even gone on a date?
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Anything?
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It's too risky.
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Too risky?
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Online, I can be perfect.
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In person?
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Planet -sized pimple. Online is better
than real life.
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Okay, that is not necessarily true.
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Real life is stinky and gross and ugly.
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I think that's just being human.
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At this point, I think that you just
have all of this built up into your head
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the point that you're not going to be
able to get close to anyone.
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Maybe I don't want to.
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That's sad.
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It's better.
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Very funny.
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Give it back.
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I just want you to live in the moment
for a second.
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You're literally the worst.
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Do you remember what reality is like?
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You're such a snob.
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That's it.
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I'm standing up.
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What?
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Stand here.
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Okay.
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I just, I want to see you. The real you.
Not someone that's in the pictures.
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Not the you behind the phone.
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When's the last time someone touched
you?
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I don't remember.
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Doesn't it feel nice?
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Yes.
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Can I kiss you?
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I don't know.
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Maybe we're taking this too far.
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We'd just be on the cheek.
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Thanks.
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When's the last time that someone made
love to you?
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Well, I've been sexting, um... No, no.
In real life.
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Last year?
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Don't you miss it?
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It scares me.
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What? scares you.
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That... I won't be perfect.
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You are perfect.
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What are you doing?
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I want to.
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It isn't right.
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So?
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No one has to know.
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You don't have to post about it online.
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mm -hmm
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Oh, me too?
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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I'm a little bit too eager
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Thank you.
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Just like that.
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Oh my God.
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um
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My parents didn't catch us.
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They had to keep us away from each
other. We were in so much trouble.
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Would you still touch yourself for me?
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I would.
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We could just sneak into each other's
rooms.
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Let's just convince them to make a
serious bedroom again.
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I like that idea.
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I can have you any night I want.
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My sister's cooking right here.
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Just burying my face in it.
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It tastes exactly how I thought.
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That's how
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naughty it is.
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It makes it taste so much sweeter.
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. .
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.
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that you are.
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You need to know about the real world.
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I definitely want to be in reality now.
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This is my reality.
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This is count me in.
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I'm fine.
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I can't believe that just happened.
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I can't.
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I mean, I can, but I
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didn't think you felt the same.
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Do you know what I think?
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What? I think that anyone that was in
this house totally fucking hurt us.
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I don't feel bad about it. For a single
moment.
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I don't either.
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Not gonna be the only time either.
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