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Yes!
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Yessss!
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What is it, Kyle?
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I got fulfilled!
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It's all the stuff I ordered
for the bike parade.
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Yeah?
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Kyle, did you get your stuff?!
I got my stuff!
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Yeah, dude, Stan and Kenny
got their stuff, too!
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Bring it all over
to my house!
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We gotta get ready
for the bike parade!
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Hey, were my boxes
there, too?
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No, Dad. These were special
deliveries from Jeff Bezos.
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We helped Amazon
with their strike,
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and he had
our orders shipped.
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Jeff Bezos?
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The founder and CEO
of Amazon?
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Yeah! We helped him find workers
to work during the strike.
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So he found our orders
and had them sent to us.
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Well, can he find
my packages, too?
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Woman: No, I know. They said
the workers are still on strike.
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They don't know
when our orders will --
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Man: Alexa, can I have
my stuff shipped
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from a different fulfill--
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Man #2: No, that is a bad dog,
Banjo!
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Bad dog!
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Woman #2:
Oh, yes!
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Oh! Oh! O--
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Stewart: Jeff Bezos?!
Are you freakin' kidding me?!
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Why is Jeff Bezos
sending you packages?
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Do you even care
there's a strike going on?!
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Mrph rmhmhm rmhmhm.
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Bike parade?!
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Your dad is part of the strike,
you little shit!
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This whole town is suffering
because of Amazon,
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and you're out worrying
about a bike parade!
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I can't even believe
you would say that, Sharon!
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Randy,
it's time to face it.
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Your weed-farm idea
didn't work.
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You barely sell
to two people a day.
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It's the stupid
Amazon strike!
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I rely on things
for marketing, Sharon.
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A small business needs
products for exposure,
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and until those assholes
go back to work,
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small businesses
are gonna suffer!
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Ex-Excuse me.
Could I buy some weed?
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah, of course.
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Out early today, huh?
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Yeah, it's this
stupid Amazon strike.
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None of my orders
are getting fulfilled,
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and I just need something
to take the edge off.
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Yeah,
tell me about it.
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Hey, are you
selling weed?
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Uh, yeah.
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My wife is going nuts
not getting her packages.
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I told her
I'd find her some kush.
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Yeah, the Amazon strike
really sucks.
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Hey, man, we're about to go
spend a day in a picket line.
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Can you sell us
some weed?
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You're strikers?
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Well, why don't you guys
get back to work
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so we can get
our packages?
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Hey, you,
buddy!
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Okay, okay, hold on.
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Uh, lemme get
some more weed.
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Huh.
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News Reporter:
It's day five
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of the Amazon
Fulfillment Center Strike.
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Nothing
has been resolved,
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and there is
ever-mounting tension
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between the striking
Amazon workers
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and the people
who want their stuff.
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{\an8}Josh Carter
is an Amazon employee
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{\an8}who suffered a horrific
workplace accident.
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{\an8}In order to drum up support
for the strike,
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{\an8}he's recently FedExed himself
to Washington.
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{\an8}How are things going,
Josh?
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{\an8}Josh The Box: They're going
well, Tom. Thank you.
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{\an8}You know,
what happened to me
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{\an8}could happen to any worker
at a fulfillment center.
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{\an8}I'm speaking
to Congress here
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{\an8}and then heading back
to Colorado tomorrow via UPS.
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Meanwhile, Amazon says
it's training new workers
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to replace the strikers.
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However, because the workers
previously worked in a mall,
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they've had no human contact
for quite some time.
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Welcome to
the fulfillment center.
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I'm your floor manager,
Stephen Stotch.
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Rahghgh!
Sssss!
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Being a fulfiller
isn't hard.
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Uh, you just follow
a few basic steps.
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You start by getting an order
on your fulfillment device.
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Uh, it's order 6,503.
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Mrs. Sandy Milner wants
a Luminart coffee grinder.
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So, you send that order
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to the first available
transaction robot.
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Okay, the robot
will locate the grinder
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and bring it
to the packing area.
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Arhghghgh!
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Arhghghgh!
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Now, put the coffee grinder
in the box to fulfill the order.
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Go on, put it in.
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This isn't
very fulfilling.
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Sure it is. You just
gotta get into it, okay?
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That's one order down.
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We have 12,400
more to go.
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All right,
there you go, friend.
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That's an ounce
of weed,
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and thanks for supportin'
small business. Next.
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Hey, could you sell me
more than an ounce?
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Sorry, friend.
That's the law.
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Us simple farmin' folk
respect the law and each other.
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No, it's fine.
I'll just go over
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to the Anderson Weed Farm
and buy more there.
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Well, don't buy weed
from them.
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Their weed sucks.
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It's a long way
to drive out here.
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Need to make it
worth my while.
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Shit!
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This whole Amazon strike
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has more people smoking weed
than ever.
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We have to make sure
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Tegridy Weed stays ahead
of the competition!
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We need to find a way
to get the weed to the people.
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Yeah, like a --
like a delivery service.
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Some way so people
don't have to drive out here
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and even see
the other weed farms!
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You know
what they got?
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They got these e-scooters
nowadays.
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You mean the things that almost
killed us all on Halloween?
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Yeah, I 'member.
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What if we use e-scooters
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to get the weed
directly to the customers?
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Holy shit.
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We could have Tegridy
all over town.
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What the --
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Stephen!
Stephen, it's a miracle!
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I don't understand.
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Look, Dad!
A whole-new bicycle!
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I'll win the bike parade
for sure!
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You must have gotten
our Prime membership back!
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I guess I did.
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The bigwigs promoted me
to manager.
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I've been training
new employees.
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When did all this stuff arrive?
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It just came
a few hours ago.
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Oh, Stephen, you did it!
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Your townspeopleare beginning to learn
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that cooperationis rewarded by fulfillment.
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Now there's only one true enemywho stands in our way.
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Tonight, he is giving a talkon Marxist theory.
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How is the common worker
kept submissive?
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By the institutions
and the ideology
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of the bourgeoisie.
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We only ask for compassion,
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for a fair share
of the fruits of our labors.
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{\an8}♪♪
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Yeah,
it's this Saturday.
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Everyone's
gonna watch.
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You girls should
come check it out.
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Yeah, it's gonna be a pretty
nice bike parade, I suppose.
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Hey, Larry!
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You gettin' excited
for the bike parade?
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Yeah, I guess
I'm lookin' forward to it,
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I dunno.
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Wow.
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I guess my bike could be
in the bike parade.
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I-I hadn't really
thought about it.
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Uh, y-you girls
check out the flags
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on the back
of my bike?
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They're --
They're silk.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'll see you there, Larry.
Later, girls.
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Hmph.
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Yippieeeeeee!
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Amazon boxes?!
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It might be!
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Yes?!
Oh.
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Hello, sir.
I have your weed delivery.
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My what?
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Oh, that's mine.
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There you are,
ma'am.
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Enjoy your Tegridy.
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You got a...?
Are -- Are we splitting that?
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Get your own.
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Do you have more?
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We're here to please
the customer!
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Dude,
we did it.
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They look
amazing.
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Cartman: There's no way
we can't win, you guys.
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We are going to kill
at the bike parade.
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We finally did it.
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We worked together,
we overcame adversity,
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and everything is finally
gonna be cool again.
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All right,
Kenny's here.
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Come on, dude, we're gonna
take 'em for a test spin.
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Mrph rmhmhm.
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Mrph rmh rmphm.
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You're not gonna do
the bike parade?
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Why not?!
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Mrph rmhmhm,
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mrph rmhmhm
rm mrph rmhmhm.
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Commodity
fetishism?
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Mrph
rmh rmphm.
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Kenny,
you can't quit now!
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We have
a four-bike theme!
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Yeah, how do we do the changing
face of immigrants in America
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without
the Philippines?!
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmh.
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Kenny, no,
you can't do this!
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We've worked
so hard,
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and we've come so close --
Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
My anxiety!
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My anxiety is going off,
you guys!
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Come on, Kenny,
don't be a dick.
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Mrph
rmhmhm rm!
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Mrph rmh
rmphm mrph!
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Oh, my God.
We did so much!
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We went through all this,
and he just quits?!
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That's it!
That's it!
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I'm gonna shoot up
the school!
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Don't shoot up
the school.
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No, 'cause it's not fair!
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You work your ass off
for nothing,
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and now
my anxiety's back,
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and I'm gonna shoot up
the schoooooool!
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Here come
the temp workers!
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Scabs!
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All:
Scabs! Scabs!
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Scabs! Scabs! Scabs!
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Yeah, it's not always easy
being a fulfiller,
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but I think,
eventually,
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you'll find
it's a rewarding job.
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I don't really care.
I just want my stuff.
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If I have to work at Amazon
to get my packages,
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then so be it.
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Stotch!
Hey, Stotch!
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What do you want,
Stewart?
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I just thought
you'd want to know
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the kind of people
you're selling out for.
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What are you
talking about?
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It's Josh, man.
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He's gone missing.
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How's it going?
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How's it look
like it's going?
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There's no way we're gonna win
this stupid bike parade.
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Our bikes
aren't so bad.
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Face it, Stan!
Our bikes suck!
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We're gonna lose!
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We're gonna be the laughingstock
of the whole thing!
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Kyle's right.
I already bragged to everyone
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we were gonna
beat them like bitches
at the bike parade.
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We're gonna look
like total douchebags.
254
00:10:39,530 --> 00:10:41,769
I thought the four of us
were unstoppable.
255
00:10:41,770 --> 00:10:43,969
We are, it's just
Kenny us again.
256
00:10:43,970 --> 00:10:46,539
I wish there never was
a bike parade.
257
00:10:46,540 --> 00:10:48,009
Yeah.
258
00:10:48,010 --> 00:10:49,269
Hey...
259
00:10:49,270 --> 00:10:50,379
What if there wasn't?
260
00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:51,479
What?
261
00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:53,909
What if the bike parade
got canceled?
262
00:10:53,910 --> 00:10:55,249
We're never gonna
win the bike parade,
263
00:10:55,250 --> 00:10:57,979
but if we get it canceled,
then everybody loses.
264
00:10:57,980 --> 00:10:59,919
How do we get
the bike parade canceled?
265
00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,549
How do you get anything
cancelled?
266
00:11:01,550 --> 00:11:04,059
You bitch about it
being insensitive!
267
00:11:04,060 --> 00:11:05,359
Hey, yeah.
268
00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,759
We can go to the mayor
and force her to cancel it.
269
00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:09,889
What's offensive
about a bike parade?
270
00:11:09,890 --> 00:11:11,559
What's offensive
about a bike parade?
271
00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:13,729
Kyle, you small-minded
piece of shit.
272
00:11:13,730 --> 00:11:15,929
We should cancel you
just for saying that.
273
00:11:15,930 --> 00:11:17,399
Oh, I get it.
274
00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:18,469
Yeah!
275
00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:19,470
All: Yeah!
276
00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:21,170
Everybody loses,
you guys.
277
00:11:25,140 --> 00:11:27,279
Do you know who I am?
278
00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:29,809
Josh The Box:
Yeah. You're Jeff Bezos.
279
00:11:29,810 --> 00:11:31,549
And you are Josh,
280
00:11:31,550 --> 00:11:35,049
former Amazon employee whosuffered a workplace accident.
281
00:11:35,050 --> 00:11:36,719
You were wrongly packagedinto a box,
282
00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:37,919
and now, if any onetries to open it,
283
00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:39,519
your insideswill burst apart.
284
00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:42,059
So, you seek revenge.
285
00:11:42,060 --> 00:11:43,829
This isn't about revenge,
Bezos.
286
00:11:43,830 --> 00:11:45,999
It's about the production
of too many useful things
287
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,269
resulting in too many
useless people.
288
00:11:48,270 --> 00:11:50,339
See how the boxridicules commercialism
289
00:11:50,340 --> 00:11:52,899
in order to try and feelbetter about itself.
290
00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:54,339
Damn you!
291
00:11:54,340 --> 00:11:57,209
You made everything nice and
convenient, didn't you, Bezos?
292
00:11:57,210 --> 00:11:59,979
But humans are more
than consumers.
293
00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:01,209
That's very eloquent...
294
00:12:01,210 --> 00:12:02,549
for a box --
295
00:12:02,550 --> 00:12:04,549
a box that is the last thingstanding in the way
296
00:12:04,550 --> 00:12:07,689
of real economic progressfor this town.
297
00:12:07,690 --> 00:12:09,119
What are you gonna
do to me?
298
00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:11,519
I'm not goingto do anything to you.
299
00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:14,490
Alexa, go ahead.Send them in.
300
00:12:18,930 --> 00:12:20,299
Hello, children.
301
00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:22,299
Uncle Jeff hasa surprise for you!
302
00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:24,899
Who wants a special presentfor the bike parade?
303
00:12:24,900 --> 00:12:26,369
Kids:
Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
304
00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:27,939
Josh The Box:
Oh, my God.
305
00:12:27,940 --> 00:12:29,969
Whoever opens the boxgets what's inside.
306
00:12:29,970 --> 00:12:33,579
No! No, don't give in
to your consumerism, kids!
307
00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:40,850
It's mine! It's mine!
I got it! I get it!
308
00:12:47,260 --> 00:12:50,299
Every year,
I win the bike parade.
309
00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:53,329
It's the one thing
I care about.
310
00:12:53,330 --> 00:12:55,199
Now, there's kids out there
who have better bikes than me
311
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:58,639
because you won't get off
your ass and work, Dad!
312
00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:01,939
Larry, I want to!
But I'd be a no-good traitor.
313
00:13:01,940 --> 00:13:03,609
Can't you understand?!
314
00:13:03,610 --> 00:13:05,910
All I understand
is that you suck!
315
00:13:09,350 --> 00:13:10,849
Where are
you going?
316
00:13:10,850 --> 00:13:12,019
Son's right.
317
00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:13,689
Picket line or not,
I'm gonna cross it --
318
00:13:13,690 --> 00:13:15,989
right now!
319
00:13:15,990 --> 00:13:18,719
Hello, sir.
I have your weed delivery.
320
00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:19,819
Oh, my weed.
321
00:13:19,820 --> 00:13:21,289
Forgot I ordered that.
322
00:13:21,290 --> 00:13:23,699
Oh, hey, listen,
we have an app now.
323
00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:25,199
You can keep track
of your orders
324
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,469
and get your Tegridy
delivered even faster.
325
00:13:27,470 --> 00:13:29,030
Oop.
There's an order now.
326
00:13:31,870 --> 00:13:33,809
The first thing we've got to do
to get the bike parade cancelled
327
00:13:33,810 --> 00:13:35,009
is raise awareness.
328
00:13:35,010 --> 00:13:36,979
Yeah. We're gonna need
poster boards, markers,
329
00:13:36,980 --> 00:13:38,439
and lots of
glitter and glue.
330
00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:39,839
I can't believe
Kenny bailed on us
331
00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:41,979
just because he thinks
Jeff Bezos is a bad guy.
332
00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:43,579
Yeah. How can somebody who
gives you whatever you want
333
00:13:43,580 --> 00:13:44,620
be a bad guy?
334
00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:48,849
It's locked.
335
00:13:48,850 --> 00:13:51,559
They're closed.
We're all closed.
336
00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:53,389
Our coffee shop --
everything.
337
00:13:53,390 --> 00:13:54,629
But we're outraged
about something.
338
00:13:54,630 --> 00:13:55,889
We need glitter
and glue.
339
00:13:55,890 --> 00:13:58,099
Yeah, well, when the Amazon
fulfillment center opened,
340
00:13:58,100 --> 00:14:00,159
everything else
went out of business.
341
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,099
Mayor:
I let it happen.
342
00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:03,499
I thought the
fulfillment center
343
00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,669
would be nothing but great
for the town.
344
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:09,069
Instead, it's --
It's buried us.
345
00:14:09,070 --> 00:14:11,209
But it's Christmas.
346
00:14:11,210 --> 00:14:13,749
It's Christmas,
and we've no presents...
347
00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:15,509
no decorations,
348
00:14:15,510 --> 00:14:17,819
and there's no one
who can help us.
349
00:14:20,220 --> 00:14:22,249
Look!
350
00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:24,819
Santa: Ho ho ho ho!
351
00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:26,419
It's Santa!
352
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:31,400
Woman:
It's a miracle!
353
00:14:34,330 --> 00:14:38,669
I heard some people here might
need a little Christmas magic.
354
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:40,369
We sure do, Santa!
355
00:14:40,370 --> 00:14:42,409
It's only a couple
weeks until Christmas,
356
00:14:42,410 --> 00:14:44,379
and we don't have
any presents!
357
00:14:44,380 --> 00:14:47,079
Well, that's no problem
for the hometown
358
00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,249
of my favorite
holiday poo!
359
00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:51,220
Where is Mr. Hankey?
360
00:14:54,650 --> 00:14:57,520
Where is that old bundle
of Christmas cheer?
361
00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:00,689
We...
362
00:15:00,690 --> 00:15:03,389
We had to get rid
of Mr. Hankey.
363
00:15:03,390 --> 00:15:05,099
Got rid of him?
364
00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:07,499
Uh, Mr. Hankey
did something bad,
365
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,769
and we were forced
to make him...
366
00:15:09,770 --> 00:15:11,199
leave.
367
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,339
Forever.
368
00:15:12,340 --> 00:15:14,909
- Jesus. What'd he do?
- a kid?
369
00:15:14,910 --> 00:15:16,439
No, he...
370
00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:18,239
He tweeted some...
371
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,040
inappropriate things.
372
00:15:21,950 --> 00:15:25,450
He tweeted some
inappropriate things?
373
00:15:28,050 --> 00:15:29,849
Oh, you bunch of --
374
00:15:29,850 --> 00:15:31,989
I'm getting back
in my sleigh now.
375
00:15:31,990 --> 00:15:34,329
No, no, no, no!
Wait, wait, wait! Please!
376
00:15:34,330 --> 00:15:35,589
Merry Christmas!
377
00:15:35,590 --> 00:15:39,100
Have fun sucking Jeff Bezos'
dick, you bunch a cunts!
378
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:50,689
♪ Christ the savior
is born ♪
379
00:15:50,690 --> 00:15:53,799
Deejay: Continuing withnon-stop holiday music.
380
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:56,799
Here's a song from thathot new group, The PC babies.
381
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:59,539
It's a song about howthe idea of Mrs. Claus
382
00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:01,499
perpetuatesfemale stereotypes.
383
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:04,439
It's called"Jingle All the Waggghgh."
384
00:16:11,510 --> 00:16:12,819
Hey, Dad...
385
00:16:12,820 --> 00:16:13,979
listen...
386
00:16:13,980 --> 00:16:15,779
I don't need
anything more.
387
00:16:15,780 --> 00:16:19,789
I mean, if I don't win that
bike parade, I don't care.
388
00:16:19,790 --> 00:16:21,659
I have you guys,
and that's more important
389
00:16:21,660 --> 00:16:23,529
than a bike parade
will ever be.
390
00:16:23,530 --> 00:16:25,329
No it isn't,
Butters.
391
00:16:25,330 --> 00:16:27,759
I want to quit
working for Amazon.
392
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:30,229
I want to join my friends
in striking, but...
393
00:16:30,230 --> 00:16:33,739
I know that you have to have
your stuff to be happy.
394
00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:35,299
No, I don't dad.
395
00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:38,539
You need your Amazon Prime shows
and your music and your books
396
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,109
and your things
delivered to your door,
397
00:16:40,110 --> 00:16:43,109
like little presents to yourself
that make you feel satisfied.
398
00:16:43,110 --> 00:16:46,419
I can live without those things,
but you can't.
399
00:16:46,420 --> 00:16:47,979
That's why...
400
00:16:47,980 --> 00:16:50,219
I'm gonna continue
to work at Amazon --
401
00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:51,250
for you.
402
00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:54,689
Hello, sir.
403
00:16:54,690 --> 00:16:57,159
I'm with the
Tegridy Weed Company.
404
00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:58,959
We're just making sure
folks are aware
405
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:01,659
of our new
rewards program.
406
00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:03,099
What?
407
00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:06,739
We now have three levels
of membership for our weed.
408
00:17:06,740 --> 00:17:10,569
There's Tegridy, Tegridy Plus,
and Tegridy Elite.
409
00:17:10,570 --> 00:17:14,340
But you don't want to be elite,
'cause elite's got no Tegridy.
410
00:17:19,650 --> 00:17:23,649
It's just such bullcrap,
you guys.
411
00:17:23,650 --> 00:17:25,719
Such bullcrap.
412
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:28,059
How come everything out there
is getting cancelled,
413
00:17:28,060 --> 00:17:31,929
but when it comes to us,
we just can't do it?
414
00:17:31,930 --> 00:17:35,329
I mean, are we supposed
to just keep going?
415
00:17:35,330 --> 00:17:39,029
Just go on, making total
asses of ourselves?
416
00:17:39,030 --> 00:17:40,199
No.
417
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,809
No. The problem is that,
when it comes to outrage,
418
00:17:42,810 --> 00:17:44,839
your average person
actually doesn't give a shit
419
00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:47,079
unless it has something
to do with them.
420
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:48,739
That's right.
We've been selfish.
421
00:17:48,740 --> 00:17:50,509
We can't get the parade
cancelled for us.
422
00:17:50,510 --> 00:17:52,179
We have to do it for
all the other people
423
00:17:52,180 --> 00:17:54,479
who want it cancelled, but their
voices aren't being heard!
424
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,789
Yeah. What, did we think
this was a joke?
425
00:17:56,790 --> 00:17:58,189
The bike parade
is offensive,
426
00:17:58,190 --> 00:18:00,759
and the government thinks they
can just force it on everyone!
427
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:02,860
Come on!
I'm actually pissed off now!
428
00:18:08,060 --> 00:18:11,069
Mayor, We demand you cancel
the bike parade!
429
00:18:11,070 --> 00:18:13,970
It is nihilistic and out of
touch with progressive thinking!
430
00:18:17,010 --> 00:18:18,139
What's the matter?
431
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,479
Afraid you wouldn't win?
432
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:21,809
It's him.
433
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:24,409
The bike paradewas quite useful to me.
434
00:18:24,410 --> 00:18:27,779
You see, people will doanything to have fulfillment.
435
00:18:27,780 --> 00:18:29,719
They finally realizedthe only way to get it
436
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:33,189
would be to all work forthe fulfillment center.
437
00:18:33,190 --> 00:18:35,989
Who would use a bike parade
like some $20 hooker?
438
00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,389
Kenny was right
about you.
439
00:18:37,390 --> 00:18:39,029
You're a bad guy.
440
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:40,929
Oh, you mean your littlesocialist friend?
441
00:18:40,930 --> 00:18:43,899
Yes, he's starting torattle his sword, now, too.
442
00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:46,039
Alexa, kill Kenny.
443
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,039
Alexa: Okay.I'll kill Kenny for you.
444
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,040
No!
445
00:18:49,041 --> 00:18:50,369
Why are you
doing this?
446
00:18:50,370 --> 00:18:52,839
Don't you seeI'm trying to help?
447
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,209
Before, there was warbetween classes,
448
00:18:55,210 --> 00:18:57,479
customers and workersat odds.
449
00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,679
All I've done is createthe new class --
450
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,579
the consumer/worker.
451
00:19:01,580 --> 00:19:02,949
The future.
452
00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:05,119
Right now, your parents,your teachers,
453
00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:06,719
everyone you knoware showing up
454
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:08,459
to workat the fulfillment center,
455
00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:12,829
and I'm afraid you are allgoing to lose the bike parade.
456
00:19:12,830 --> 00:19:14,959
Randy:
Bezos!
457
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:17,599
Bezos!
458
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,399
Bezos!
459
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,739
Crowd:
Bezos!
460
00:19:22,740 --> 00:19:25,040
Bezos!
461
00:19:30,150 --> 00:19:32,149
Hello, Bezos.
462
00:19:32,150 --> 00:19:34,519
You can take
your fulfillment center
463
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:37,989
and fulfill it
right up your ass!
464
00:19:37,990 --> 00:19:40,619
You see, there's one thing
you didn't count on,
465
00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:42,559
and that's Tegridy.
466
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:45,489
Just look in the eyes
of these people.
467
00:19:45,490 --> 00:19:47,699
Everyone has
Tegridy now --
468
00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:50,469
Tegridy that you
will never understand.
469
00:19:50,470 --> 00:19:53,539
We aren't just different classes
of people anymore.
470
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:56,069
We are a town.
471
00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:57,909
Are you all high?
472
00:19:57,910 --> 00:20:00,109
All:
No... No...
473
00:20:00,110 --> 00:20:01,579
Why do you ask that?
474
00:20:01,580 --> 00:20:04,979
Jeff Bezos:
Because I'm over here.
475
00:20:04,980 --> 00:20:06,449
Oh.
Hang on...
476
00:20:06,450 --> 00:20:08,219
Hold on.
Okay, I got it.
477
00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:09,519
Anyways...
478
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,749
You see, Tegridy is something
that can't be understood
479
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:13,459
by big corporations.
480
00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:15,089
Oh, they'll try to package
Tegridy,
481
00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:17,589
but only I can really package
Tegridy.
482
00:20:17,590 --> 00:20:19,089
I got more money now
'cause of Tegridy.
483
00:20:19,090 --> 00:20:20,229
That's 'cause
I figured out
484
00:20:20,230 --> 00:20:21,599
how to get Tegridy
to everyone.
485
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,999
And that's -- now everyone is
in this state of Tegridy
486
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,199
that's impenetrable.
487
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,739
Am I making sense?
488
00:20:26,740 --> 00:20:27,899
No!
489
00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:31,339
The point is,
nobody's coming to work for you.
490
00:20:31,340 --> 00:20:35,679
So you can take your whole plan
and fulfill it somewhere else!
491
00:20:40,150 --> 00:20:42,280
Damn you, Tegridy!
492
00:20:44,450 --> 00:20:46,989
♪ Ice cold beer,
down-home Days ♪
493
00:20:46,990 --> 00:20:49,429
♪ Country music
and bike parades ♪
494
00:20:49,430 --> 00:20:51,989
We got Tegridy
all around
495
00:20:51,990 --> 00:20:53,299
- ♪ Round
- ♪ Round
496
00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:54,999
♪ That's life livin'
in our Colorado town ♪
497
00:20:58,430 --> 00:20:59,999
I guess they
are offensive.
498
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,509
♪ We don't need nothin'
from big corporations ♪
499
00:21:02,510 --> 00:21:05,139
♪ We don't need progress
or fancy educations ♪
500
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:07,709
♪ Maybe our Tegridy
keeps us down ♪
501
00:21:07,710 --> 00:21:09,009
- ♪ Down
- ♪ Down
502
00:21:09,010 --> 00:21:11,509
♪ But that's life livin'
in our Colorado town ♪
503
00:21:11,510 --> 00:21:13,549
Hey, Mom.
Hi, Dad.
504
00:21:13,550 --> 00:21:15,379
Sure are, Butters!
505
00:21:15,380 --> 00:21:18,149
♪ Now, we gotta learn to live
without boxes every day ♪
506
00:21:18,150 --> 00:21:20,659
♪ We might wake up tomorrow
and wonder why they went away ♪
507
00:21:20,660 --> 00:21:23,229
♪ Guess you might call us
a bunch of white trash hicks ♪
508
00:21:23,230 --> 00:21:24,759
- ♪ Hicks
- ♪ Hicks
509
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:28,829
♪ But at least we ain't suckin'
no Bezosian Dicks ♪
510
00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:30,669
Tegridy Weed.
511
00:21:30,670 --> 00:21:34,740
Coming soon to a giant
online retailer near you.
512
00:21:40,380 --> 00:21:42,139
{\an8}Yeah,
it's this Saturday.
513
00:21:42,140 --> 00:21:43,449
{\an8}Everyone's
gonna watch.
514
00:21:43,450 --> 00:21:44,849
{\an8}You girls should
come check it out.
515
00:21:44,850 --> 00:21:47,749
{\an8}Yeah, it's gonna be a pretty
nice bike parade, I suppose.
516
00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:49,749
{\an8}Hey, Larry!
517
00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:52,049
{\an8}You gettin' excited
for the bike parade?
518
00:21:52,050 --> 00:21:54,459
{\an8}Yeah, I guess
I'm lookin' forward to it,
519
00:21:54,460 --> 00:21:55,290
{\an8}I dunno.
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