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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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*SOUTH PARK*
Season 22 Episode 07
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*SOUTH PARK*
Episode Title: "Nobody Got Cereal?"
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Sync corrections by srjanapala
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Oh, my Gosh!
Oh, honey!
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I can't believe
you went to Jared!
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This is a new beginning
for us, darling.
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I'm just so excited
for our future.
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Ooooh, yeah!
Take that, cop!
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You want some, too, sheriff?!
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Yeah! There you go, bitch!
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Another dead cop!
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And another one!
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Yeah, you want some,
too, copper?!
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You want a piece of this,
you god damn pigs?!
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Officer, you have
to let us out of here!
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We don't have much time!
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Yeah, that's the last cop.
Let's get outta here!
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Sir, you have to listen to us.
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ManBearPig is real.
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Oh, God.
Here we go again.
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"We gotta stop ManBearPig!
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We gotta take it serious!"
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But we do!
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ManBearPig is gonna
kill everyone,
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and he is not gonna stop!
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Oh, well, then I guess
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I don't have to do
anything about it.
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Can you get off
your god damn video game
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for five **** seconds
so we can have a conversation?
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Where the hell is Al Gore?
Why isn't he coming for us?
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Nobody's coming for us, Stan.
They think we're murderers.
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And that's why we have
to break out of here ourselves.
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- Excuse me, officer?
- Shut up.
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I don't wanna hear anything
about ManBearPig
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and how we're all doomed.
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No, it's not that.
It's just...
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I noticed you're still
riding you're horse
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all the way back to camp.
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Yeah. Trains and stagecoaches
don't go to my camp.
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No they don't, but...
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you can use cinematic mode to
make it way easier on yourself.
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What the hell
are you talking about?
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All right, everyone.
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I realize
a lot of people have died
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and most of the roads
have been destroyed
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due to all the fires,
so I'd like to thank you all
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for coming to tonight's
symposium...
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"When Should I Start to Worry?"
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I'd like to make this
an open discussion
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and hope we can
all participate in ways
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that give better insight.
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Yes, Mr. Clarkson?
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I'm pretty sure
there's a ManBearPig.
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And I'm fairly certain that
he has eaten two of my children
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and destroyed our home.
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When should
I start to worry?
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That's an excellent question.
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There's definitely evidence
that all the death
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and destruction around us is due
to a ManBearPig.
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But no exact correlation
to a ManBearPig.
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Definitely not,
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and that's why we are all here,
to try to pinpoint
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when should I start to worry?
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I think that the time
to start worrying is coming.
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I don't know if I believe
in ManBearPig or not,
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but I do know that I'm open
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to the idea
of starting to worry.
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I think Stephen echoes
a lot of our feelings right now.
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Arghhh!
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Foolish mortals!
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Your time is nigh!
Face your end!
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Um, it looks like
Satan is here.
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Should I start to worry?
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Stan?!
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We broke out of jail, Dad.
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Come on.
Get outta sight.
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Cartman tricked the guard.
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We all ran home to be
with our parents.
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Where's Mom?
Your mom's been out
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trying to find you a lawyer
and a therapist.
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We've been doing
all we can, son!
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Dad, that thing we saw
take Ned...
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It was ManBearPig.
It was real.
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What are you talking about.
It was just a bear.
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No, Dad! It's...
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Why do you keep
looking at the TV?
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What? Why?
I dunno. What?
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You've been playing
"Red Dead Redemption"?
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A little bit!
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I mean, when I'm not doing
all the stuff for you.
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I thought you were working
on getting me out!
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Sorry!
I needed a little break.
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You're all the way
to Saint Denis?!
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That's like 40 hours
of gameplay!
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How could you...
Are you high right now?
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I'm a little high, yes!
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, what?!
I'm sorry!
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I'm sorry I needed to decompress
with all this shit going on.
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I can't believe you would
get high and play video games
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while your son is in jail!
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You're such an asshole!
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Well, at least I'm not
a school shooter!
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It wasn't me!
It was a demon named ManBearPig!
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Oh, whatever!
"ManBearPig! ManBearPig!"
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You sound like
your freakin' grandpa.
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Yeah, because I learned a lot
about... Woah, woah.
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What are you talking about,
"I sound like grandpa"?
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He's been talking about
ManBearPig coming
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since I was **** 14.
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It's nothing new.
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Someone made a deal with it...
a long time ago...
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Do you know how to craft
stamina tonics?
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Mom?
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Dad?
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I don't know
if you can hear me.
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I feel so alone right now.
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I feel like the whole world
is falling apart
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and somehow I'm supposed
to do something but...
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I don't know
what that is anymore.
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Fear not.
Do not give up on yourself.
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You must keep believing.
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Mr. Gore?
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Where have you been?!
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It's me. Al Gore.
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Yeah.
Where have you been?!
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You cannot lose faith,
my child.
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Even though everyone
is ripping on you.
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Even though
they don't believe you,
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and they're saying
you're just seeking attention
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because you lost
the presidency,
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you have to be strong.
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What happened to you?!
Are you dead or something?
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No! Not dead!
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Just merely using
a flashlight on glass
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to apply the Pepper's
ghost technique.
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Wait, what?
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Oh, God damn it!
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You see my point?
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Things aren't always
as they appear.
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You have to stay strong,
my little crusader.
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I can't do this alone.
I need help.
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I did, too.
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Didn't get it.
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What more do you want from me?
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I've atoned for my mistake.
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I'm sorry that we were
getting a lot
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of different information
at the time.
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You know, even you were wrong
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about a lot of the things
you said would happen...
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What's that?
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Nothing.
I didn't mean...
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See ya later, alligator.
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No, no, no, no!
I'm sorry!
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I am sorry, please!
I'm cereal!
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I didn't mean
to say you were wrong,
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just that some
of your predictions
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- didn't happen...
- Oh, yeah. You're real cereal.
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Please, please!
Please!
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I'll do anything!
I just want everyone to be safe!
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All I was doing was trying
to be your mentor.
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You know who my mentor was?
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Me! Al Gore!
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Hello, Al Gore.
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It's him!
Just in time, too.
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Thanks for coming in my time
of crisis, Al Gore!
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Sorry to call you down, sir,
but this is a bad one.
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Oh, no.
That's fine.
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I finally arrest
four school shooters
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and can play some
"Red Dead Redemption,"
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and then I get a call
about another school shooting.
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This one really doesn't look
like a school shooting, sir.
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Five different witnesses
say it was definitely...
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ManBearPig.
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God damn it!
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There is no such thing as
a ManBearPig, you got that?!
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We're working with facts here,
not goofball theories!
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Yes, but, sir,
all the forensic scientists
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say there are bear
and pig footprints ****
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scientists!
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Why are you trying
to figure out what's going on
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with scientists?!
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The only thing
I want to know is
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who committed
this school shooting
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since our
school shooting suspects
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- are in jail!
- Detective!
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Detective, we just got word
from the station.
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The four shooting suspects
broke out a while ago.
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Oh, well, there you go!
It was them again!
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Gee, I didn't need
any freakin' scientists
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to figure that out, did I?
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Get 'em outta here!
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Now how the ****
did those kids
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break out of my jail?!
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Jenkins said
they tricked him.
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Said they could show him a way
to fast travel
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in "Red Dead Redemption"
by upgrading his camp,
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and then they just took off.
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There's a way to fast travel
if you upgrade your camp?
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Jesus.
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You better start
from the beginning.
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More damage
and destruction today
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as the death toll rises
to the hundreds.
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Some see this as evidence
ManBearPig might be real,
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while others say ManBearPig
is a fabrication
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for political gains...
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Grandpa?!
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What did you do?
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Oh, Billy.
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My grandson come to visit!
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This isn't the first time
ManBearPig has shown up, is it?
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What happened?
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Billy, I have Alzheimer's.
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I don't even remember
what happened this morning.
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Cut the shit, Grandpa.
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You people knew.
You made a deal with that thing.
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We thought
we'd be dead by now!
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We didn't think we'd have
to live to see the consequences!
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Aw, great! Just tell
the whole world, Margret!
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Why did you old people
make a deal?!
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We had a right to be happy,
too, ya know!
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And you just signed away
the future?!
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We didn't want to have to give
the demon his stuff back!
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What stuff?!
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All our cars.
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And
premium boutique ice cream.
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You couldn't control yourselves
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so now that thing is here
to kill all of us!
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Good **** job, grandpa!
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Kyle, come on,
we've got to go.
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Go where?
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I had a vision, Kyle.
Al Gore's ghost visited me.
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Al Gore isn't dead.
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Well, his ghost
came to me, Kyle.
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He said he had a plan,
and we need to go.
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- Are you in or not?
- Mrph rmh rmphm?
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We shouldn't be out here!
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We're wanted by the police.
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Shhh.
What was that?
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Mrph rmhmhm rm.
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This is where Al Gore
told me to go.
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
252
00:09:41,869 --> 00:09:42,888
It's Satan!
253
00:09:42,976 --> 00:09:44,895
What are you doing here, Satan?
254
00:09:44,983 --> 00:09:48,805
I was told to come here
by the spirit of Al Gore.
255
00:09:48,947 --> 00:09:51,638
Us, too.
But why?
256
00:09:51,742 --> 00:09:55,553
Remember...
257
00:09:55,641 --> 00:10:00,427
even though I am gone,
you must still work together.
258
00:10:00,545 --> 00:10:01,792
Work together how?
259
00:10:01,879 --> 00:10:03,574
I'm not talking to you.
260
00:10:03,661 --> 00:10:06,798
I'm talking to the ones
who are actually cereal.
261
00:10:06,925 --> 00:10:08,737
You cannot lose hope.
262
00:10:08,887 --> 00:10:12,802
There is still much
you need to know.
263
00:10:19,403 --> 00:10:21,825
Oh, you'd better not...
264
00:10:22,105 --> 00:10:23,545
You bitch!
265
00:10:23,869 --> 00:10:25,975
You're playing Red Dead
Redemption, aren't you?
266
00:10:26,062 --> 00:10:27,107
So? What of it?
267
00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:29,969
What did I tell you about
playing on my save game, Maggie?
268
00:10:30,057 --> 00:10:32,998
No. No. This is my life,
now, Harrison Yates.
269
00:10:33,085 --> 00:10:35,612
I started over,
with me own save game.
270
00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:37,015
What are you talking about?
271
00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:38,210
See for yourself.
272
00:10:38,297 --> 00:10:40,177
You and all your talk
of wanting your own life.
273
00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:41,701
I wanted something new, too!
274
00:10:41,789 --> 00:10:43,075
I started over in the snow,
275
00:10:43,163 --> 00:10:45,051
and worked my way up to
the new gang leader!
276
00:10:45,138 --> 00:10:46,745
I have thousands
of dollars of me own.
277
00:10:46,833 --> 00:10:48,488
I built a house
with John Marston.
278
00:10:48,576 --> 00:10:50,347
I'm helping his family, now.
279
00:10:50,435 --> 00:10:51,989
You ****ing slut!
280
00:10:52,076 --> 00:10:53,455
That's right, Harrison Yates.
281
00:10:53,542 --> 00:10:54,547
And what have you got?
282
00:10:54,634 --> 00:10:56,737
A basic starter horse
and the $20 gambler's hat
283
00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:57,920
you won in a poker match.
284
00:10:58,007 --> 00:10:59,654
I'm twice the man you are, now!
285
00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:01,304
Don't you talk to me
like that!
286
00:11:01,391 --> 00:11:02,669
I'll talk however I want!
287
00:11:02,756 --> 00:11:04,566
I've completed every
hunting side mission,
288
00:11:04,654 --> 00:11:06,592
found seven legendary animals.
289
00:11:06,679 --> 00:11:08,703
- Found them where?
- I'm not telling.
290
00:11:08,791 --> 00:11:11,253
You wanted your own life,
and now, you got it!
291
00:11:11,340 --> 00:11:12,589
Maggie!
292
00:11:16,489 --> 00:11:18,520
And in conclusion,
293
00:11:18,607 --> 00:11:22,247
let me just say
that you are the future.
294
00:11:22,335 --> 00:11:24,287
You cannot give up hope.
295
00:11:24,454 --> 00:11:28,634
I brought you all together
because I believe in you.
296
00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,108
Okay, but what do
you want us to...
297
00:11:30,195 --> 00:11:35,053
And sometimes, believing is
all that we need to be cereal.
298
00:11:41,038 --> 00:11:42,591
Credits?
299
00:11:45,290 --> 00:11:46,997
Did you guys like my movie?
300
00:11:47,085 --> 00:11:48,347
What are you doing?
301
00:11:48,435 --> 00:11:51,658
Exactly. I'm trying
to get you to ask,
302
00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:53,446
"What would Al Gore do?"
303
00:11:53,533 --> 00:11:55,974
Make a movie starring you.
304
00:11:56,062 --> 00:11:58,750
Yes... to get you all
to not give up.
305
00:11:58,838 --> 00:12:00,359
To get you to fight!
306
00:12:00,447 --> 00:12:04,824
You don't understand.
There is no fight.
307
00:12:04,912 --> 00:12:08,921
A deal was made.
We do not know by whom.
308
00:12:09,017 --> 00:12:11,792
But this demon
has grown stronger,
309
00:12:11,879 --> 00:12:15,820
and no mortal
can do anything to stop him.
310
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:18,926
No mortal,
but what about you?
311
00:12:19,014 --> 00:12:21,799
Why would I help mankind?
312
00:12:21,887 --> 00:12:23,282
Satan, come on.
313
00:12:23,369 --> 00:12:25,887
Are you really gonna stand there
and not say you appreciate
314
00:12:25,975 --> 00:12:28,075
all the nice things humans
have done for you lately?
315
00:12:28,162 --> 00:12:29,802
I mean, not sure
if you've noticed,
316
00:12:29,890 --> 00:12:32,188
but we're pretty much doing
things your way up here.
317
00:12:32,935 --> 00:12:35,979
I... must admit,
people up here on Earth
318
00:12:36,066 --> 00:12:39,155
have been... doing a lot of
my work for me lately.
319
00:12:39,242 --> 00:12:43,905
Maybe... maybe it is time
I did something for them.
320
00:12:46,259 --> 00:12:49,726
We were all young and
foolish back then, Billy.
321
00:12:49,814 --> 00:12:52,034
We didn't think
about the future.
322
00:12:52,302 --> 00:12:55,196
We just wanted things.
323
00:12:55,283 --> 00:12:59,276
This creature shows up,
and it seemed like a good deal,
324
00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:01,230
for everyone in town.
325
00:13:01,318 --> 00:13:03,623
You didn't stop to think about
what it would mean for us?
326
00:13:03,710 --> 00:13:06,613
Ah, Billy,
it's not that simple.
327
00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:10,702
We thought about it. But our
town was so tiny back then.
328
00:13:10,789 --> 00:13:13,857
We just... We wanted nice
things other people had.
329
00:13:13,944 --> 00:13:15,183
And you didn't give two shits
330
00:13:15,270 --> 00:13:16,916
what it would mean
for your grandchildren.
331
00:13:17,003 --> 00:13:19,373
I didn't think
I'd have grandkids.
332
00:13:19,461 --> 00:13:21,382
I didn't even want children
333
00:13:21,470 --> 00:13:24,410
That's why I always came
on Gram Gram's tits.
334
00:13:24,497 --> 00:13:25,509
Aaah!
335
00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:26,848
But then, one night,
336
00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:28,326
I'm having
sex with your grandma,
337
00:13:28,413 --> 00:13:30,249
and she sticks her finger
in my ass.
338
00:13:30,337 --> 00:13:32,297
She had sometimes
licked my ass before,
339
00:13:32,385 --> 00:13:34,493
but this was the first time
she used her finger,
340
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,251
and I came inside her
like that.
341
00:13:36,338 --> 00:13:38,542
I pulled out,
and your grandma was like,
342
00:13:38,629 --> 00:13:40,168
"Did you just come in me?"
343
00:13:40,256 --> 00:13:43,463
And I was like
"Well, you stuck your finger in my ass."
344
00:13:43,550 --> 00:13:46,870
And that's basically
why you're here, Billy.
345
00:13:49,186 --> 00:13:50,768
This is supposed to
make me feel better?
346
00:13:50,855 --> 00:13:53,806
I'm just saying that
I wasn't thinking about the future
347
00:13:53,894 --> 00:13:57,274
because your father was supposed
to be nothing but dried up crust
348
00:13:57,361 --> 00:13:58,906
on Gram Gram's titties.
349
00:13:58,993 --> 00:14:02,319
You people made a deal
with ManBearPig.
350
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:03,828
How? Where?
351
00:14:03,915 --> 00:14:06,872
It doesn't matter, Billy.
It's too late now.
352
00:14:06,959 --> 00:14:08,912
Tell me
how the deal happened,
353
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,423
so that I can try
to make it go away.
354
00:14:19,264 --> 00:14:20,896
No! No!!
355
00:14:21,837 --> 00:14:24,394
ManBearPig!
356
00:15:03,923 --> 00:15:05,789
Now watch...
357
00:15:32,963 --> 00:15:34,301
Satan!
358
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:37,423
H-Hey. Hey kids
359
00:15:38,916 --> 00:15:40,516
I'm sorry.
360
00:15:40,610 --> 00:15:43,951
No. Satan,
you can't die.
361
00:15:44,038 --> 00:15:46,165
Everyone dies.
362
00:15:46,315 --> 00:15:48,480
I just wish
I could have helped you.
363
00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:51,148
Oh, God. It hurts.
364
00:15:51,290 --> 00:15:53,533
We can't do this
without you Satan.
365
00:15:53,699 --> 00:15:56,256
You have to.
You have to keep trying.
366
00:15:56,343 --> 00:15:57,974
If you can't stop ManBearPig,
367
00:15:58,061 --> 00:16:00,847
- how can we be...
- You have to keep trying!
368
00:16:02,407 --> 00:16:05,446
You... have to believe.
369
00:16:11,235 --> 00:16:12,475
Mmph.
370
00:16:13,354 --> 00:16:15,573
Satan's dead.
371
00:16:18,980 --> 00:16:21,797
Come back.
Come back.
372
00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:31,191
Goodbye.
373
00:16:35,107 --> 00:16:37,907
Dude, this is
pretty **** up right here.
374
00:16:40,059 --> 00:16:42,391
And now
on Park County Cable Access,
375
00:16:42,478 --> 00:16:46,656
"Should We Start to Worry?"
with your host Jim Kimble.
376
00:16:46,743 --> 00:16:48,916
As our town continues to burn
to the ground,
377
00:16:49,003 --> 00:16:51,245
Satan has been slaughtered
and sent to heaven.
378
00:16:51,332 --> 00:16:53,083
Should we start to worry?
379
00:16:53,207 --> 00:16:55,689
Joining me now,
an expert on our county resources
380
00:16:55,776 --> 00:16:57,020
and preparedness, Alec Vaughn.
381
00:16:57,108 --> 00:16:59,635
Alec,
should we start to worry?
382
00:16:59,722 --> 00:17:01,809
Jim, I think
we should definitely consider
383
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,588
starting to worry.
Satan was one of the most
384
00:17:03,676 --> 00:17:06,199
powerful entities,
supposedly, in the universe,
385
00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:08,785
and ManBearPig annihilated him
like a bitch.
386
00:17:08,873 --> 00:17:10,636
I don't think we should
waste any more time
387
00:17:10,723 --> 00:17:12,362
underestimating
the importance
388
00:17:12,450 --> 00:17:15,094
of beginning to think about
starting to worry.
389
00:17:15,182 --> 00:17:18,986
Also joining us is the former
Vice President, Al Gore.
390
00:17:19,074 --> 00:17:22,248
Mr. Gore, do you believe
it's time for us to deliberate
391
00:17:22,335 --> 00:17:24,224
the process
of starting to worry?
392
00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:27,122
If by worrying,
you mean getting cereal,
393
00:17:27,210 --> 00:17:29,038
then an emphatic "yes!"
394
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:30,953
I don't think
there's any more room
395
00:17:31,041 --> 00:17:33,319
for not considering
underestimating the importance
396
00:17:33,406 --> 00:17:35,707
of beginning to start
the process of mulling over
397
00:17:35,795 --> 00:17:38,179
the conceptualization
of starting to worry.
398
00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:41,139
And the time to do it is...
very soon.
399
00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:42,825
Hey, what are you doing?
400
00:17:42,912 --> 00:17:45,620
I'm being
a spiritual mentor.
401
00:17:45,714 --> 00:17:47,942
These people are
depending on me.
402
00:17:48,030 --> 00:17:49,965
No, they're depending on me!
403
00:17:50,053 --> 00:17:53,287
I'm depending on you,
goofball!
404
00:17:54,739 --> 00:17:56,238
Aah!
405
00:17:58,152 --> 00:17:59,972
All right,
looks like we're clear.
406
00:18:00,451 --> 00:18:03,079
I can't believe
it's the weekend, and I'm at school!
407
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,499
This is the best place to hide.
408
00:18:04,587 --> 00:18:05,943
Why? Of all the places
we could hide,
409
00:18:06,030 --> 00:18:07,394
why do I have to sit here
in school?
410
00:18:07,482 --> 00:18:08,321
Mmph!
411
00:18:08,409 --> 00:18:10,483
Where's the last place anyone
would think we would hide?
412
00:18:10,570 --> 00:18:13,130
The scene of our supposed crime,
dummies! We're safe here.
413
00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:15,391
I'd rather be in jail
than in school.
414
00:18:16,248 --> 00:18:17,590
Mm mmph!
415
00:18:18,383 --> 00:18:20,312
- Guys? Guys!
- Stan!
416
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,713
Guys, thank God!
Just stay right there, Grandpa!
417
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,877
I know all about the deal.
I know what we have to do.
418
00:18:24,965 --> 00:18:26,017
How'd you find us here?
419
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,374
I figured you guys
were hiding somewhere.
420
00:18:27,462 --> 00:18:28,495
This is the first place
I thought to look.
421
00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:29,596
Mm-hmm!
422
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:31,351
Yeah, I guess we're dummies,
huh, Kenny?
423
00:18:31,438 --> 00:18:32,993
Yeah, I guess we're dummies.
424
00:18:33,081 --> 00:18:34,712
Guys, listen...
My stupid grandpa
425
00:18:34,799 --> 00:18:36,821
and a bunch of other old people
made the deal with ManBearPig.
426
00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:38,437
It's here because
of their greediness.
427
00:18:38,525 --> 00:18:39,969
Everyone's greedy!
428
00:18:40,056 --> 00:18:41,405
Shut up, Grandpa!
429
00:18:41,493 --> 00:18:42,769
I know where to go,
but I need your help.
430
00:18:42,857 --> 00:18:45,351
I'm going to face ManBearPig
and put an end to this deal.
431
00:18:45,438 --> 00:18:48,224
Are you crazy? We just saw
ManBearPig take down Satan.
432
00:18:48,312 --> 00:18:49,890
What the hell are we supposed to
do against it?
433
00:18:49,977 --> 00:18:51,120
We have to try.
434
00:18:51,814 --> 00:18:55,142
Attention school
shooters... again.
435
00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:59,002
We have you surrounded...
again.
436
00:18:59,247 --> 00:19:01,474
Come out
with your hands up!
437
00:19:01,617 --> 00:19:04,433
We just sat in school
for nothing.
438
00:19:05,948 --> 00:19:08,231
Listen!
We know what to do now!
439
00:19:08,318 --> 00:19:11,063
Drop to the ground and put
your hands on your heads.
440
00:19:11,190 --> 00:19:13,315
No, I need to face
ManBearPig.
441
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:15,511
We have orders!
You're coming with us!
442
00:19:15,598 --> 00:19:17,608
Belay those orders!
443
00:19:22,027 --> 00:19:26,491
I've been a fool
denying ManBearPig's existence,
444
00:19:26,672 --> 00:19:29,042
and I didn't realize it
till I went home.
445
00:19:29,309 --> 00:19:32,895
My wife... had started
a new life without me.
446
00:19:32,998 --> 00:19:34,667
I wanted to give up,
447
00:19:34,944 --> 00:19:37,350
but instead,
I robbed a bank in Saint Denis,
448
00:19:37,438 --> 00:19:39,682
and I went to an island
north of Cuba.
449
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:43,127
After I came back, that's
when it all caught up with me.
450
00:19:43,261 --> 00:19:45,332
All the stagecoaches
I had robbed,
451
00:19:45,419 --> 00:19:47,890
all the horses I had stole...
For what?!
452
00:19:48,181 --> 00:19:51,887
We're nothing if we don't
believe in each other!
453
00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:54,992
And God damn it, it's never
too late to start trying
454
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,547
to do the right thing.
455
00:19:56,634 --> 00:19:58,910
You think you know
what that is boys?
456
00:19:59,026 --> 00:20:00,543
Yes, I do.
457
00:20:00,776 --> 00:20:02,322
We're going to face ManBearPig
458
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:05,909
and put an end to this deal
once and for all.
459
00:20:07,566 --> 00:20:12,446
Okay, sign here...
and here.
460
00:20:12,677 --> 00:20:15,256
These documents state
merely that you've been granted
461
00:20:15,343 --> 00:20:18,308
power of attorney by your town
and that you wish to attempt
462
00:20:18,396 --> 00:20:19,997
to void the current agreement.
463
00:20:20,218 --> 00:20:21,576
Kay...
464
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,593
Since this is a renegotiation,
465
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,940
you agree that ManBearPig
has right to compensation
466
00:20:26,027 --> 00:20:28,478
for termination,
and you will give up all rights
467
00:20:28,565 --> 00:20:30,214
to specified assets.
468
00:20:30,388 --> 00:20:33,424
Yes. Yes, we agree to give back
cars and ice cream.
469
00:20:34,190 --> 00:20:36,594
Uh, let me confer
with my client.
470
00:20:37,034 --> 00:20:39,266
Uh-huh. Got it. Yes.
471
00:20:39,353 --> 00:20:40,635
My client says that he...
472
00:20:41,695 --> 00:20:42,700
OKay.
473
00:20:43,555 --> 00:20:44,935
Uh, mm-hmm.
474
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,441
ManBearPig has no interest
475
00:20:46,529 --> 00:20:48,215
in you giving up cars
and ice cream.
476
00:20:48,828 --> 00:20:50,876
Well, what's he want everyone
to give up?
477
00:20:54,292 --> 00:20:56,086
There! There he is!
There he is!
478
00:20:56,173 --> 00:20:57,657
Is it over?!
479
00:20:57,744 --> 00:21:00,843
Um, he says he'll never
come back again, but...
480
00:21:00,930 --> 00:21:04,304
we have to give up soy sauce
and Red Dead Redemption 2.
481
00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:08,284
- Ohhhh! - Ohhhh!
- Ohhhh! - Ohhhh!
482
00:21:11,259 --> 00:21:13,141
Just plain rice?
483
00:21:14,814 --> 00:21:16,461
Yeah, that's what I thought.
484
00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:21,040
Um, could we possibly talk about
restructuring a new deal?
485
00:21:21,128 --> 00:21:23,013
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
486
00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:25,570
No. No. Just, like, can we do,
like, a renegotiation?
487
00:21:25,658 --> 00:21:27,463
All right, sign here and here
488
00:21:27,550 --> 00:21:30,562
that you are entering
a renegotiation with ManBearPig.
489
00:21:30,650 --> 00:21:32,648
- Where do I sign that?
- Right there.
490
00:21:32,736 --> 00:21:34,886
Okay.
Yeah, I thought so.
491
00:21:34,974 --> 00:21:36,008
Shut up, Grandpa.
492
00:21:36,096 --> 00:21:37,844
And sign here
that ManBearPig has rights
493
00:21:37,932 --> 00:21:40,252
to the lives of all children
in third world countries.
494
00:21:40,339 --> 00:21:41,344
Kay, got it.
495
00:21:41,431 --> 00:21:42,984
And you agree
to ignore ManBearPig
496
00:21:43,071 --> 00:21:44,491
until he returns in five years,
497
00:21:44,578 --> 00:21:46,851
in which time the carnage
will be a thousand fold.
498
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:48,459
Kay, where
do I sign that?
499
00:21:48,569 --> 00:21:52,164
Sync corrections by srjanapala
500
00:21:52,614 --> 00:21:54,450
Arghhh!
501
00:21:54,537 --> 00:21:56,545
Foolish mortals!
502
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Your time is nigh!
Face your end!
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00:22:00,564 --> 00:22:03,490
Um, it looks like
Satan is here.
504
00:22:03,577 --> 00:22:05,670
Should I start to worry?
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