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I found it.
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What? I found the decrepit thing.
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Where?
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So you did it.
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Only took us all night.
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So, uh, drinks are on you.
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Drinks? Uh, after being up all night?
Are you exhausted?
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I can't believe you. You're going back
on the bet?
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No, no, no. It's not that.
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Why don't we go this weekend?
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Or better yet, Sarah's going to be out
of town next week. We could go any time
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then.
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But why?
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Well, you know, she wants to spend more
time with me.
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We've been working a lot. I practically
live here. Yeah, well, it's tax season.
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I know it was, right?
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She never liked me, and you know it.
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She does like you. She just might not
like that you're a lesbian.
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Oh! So because we're both lesbians, I'm
supposed to just pounce on you?
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I mean, come on.
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We work a lot at your house. It's
reasonable for her to be suspicious.
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I'm married, Eliza. I'm not going to
just up and cheat on my wife because I
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late nights with a beautiful woman.
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You see?
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What? You do flirt with me.
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It's not flirting just because I called
you beautiful.
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I know. I know it's dumb. It's a
compliment.
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But she sees it as flirting.
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And you shouldn't be saying those things
to me.
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Especially not from her.
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Okay, it's not really about you. It's
about me.
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Do you remember the company party?
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The one on 48th and Broadway?
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Oh yeah, how could I forget that?
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Yeah, she was talking with Helen. Oh,
yes. She was talking to my wife, my
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lesbian wife. She spent the whole night
talking to my lesbian wife. Oh, the
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hypocrisy of her. I can't believe it. We
thought that she was talking to Helen,
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but she was listening to our
conversation.
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The conversation about our sex life?
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Oh, no.
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Yeah.
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Where are you going?
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I think it would be better if we have
that drink right now.
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I'm not drinking alone.
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So that night she...
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Fucked me like we were back in college.
She was wild and energetic.
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Wow.
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I know.
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Very unlike her. I just, I gave her a
kiss goodnight, and expecting a tight
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-lipped kiss in return, she just jumped
me.
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And it was awesome, but I knew something
was up.
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So, you told me she was a cold fish, and
then she corrected it.
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No, she didn't correct it. She's bad,
Julie.
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She's been distant and moody ever since.
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Wait, you don't think she would, like,
tell Helen what I said about our sex
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life? No, she'd never.
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But maybe she should.
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What? That's crazy.
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Things could change for you.
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What, like they changed for you?
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No, thank you. I'm not interested in a
divorce.
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You think Sarah would divorce me?
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She's my first girlfriend.
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I've never been with another woman in
that way.
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You'd find someone better.
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Someone more passionate.
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Someone who appreciates you.
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Not someone like Helen.
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Someone like you.
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Someone like you.
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Hey, uh, look, I'm sorry about... Oh,
uh, you don't need to say it. We don't
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need to talk about it.
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Can we pretend it didn't happen?
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Yeah.
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Oh, I found the W365 file.
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Amazing. The boss is going to be
thrilled that you found the
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Yeah, well, I couldn't have done it
without you queuing me up for it.
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Uh, so, Sarah wanted me to put my two
-week notice in today.
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Uh, you didn't. I did.
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What? Well,
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you made a mistake.
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We'll write a letter. We'll say you
weren't thinking it clearly.
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Julie, I can't work with you.
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Because of a silly little kiss? That's
so stupid.
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Like, I can't because I'm in love with
you.
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I just wanted to tell you in person, I
will be finishing my two weeks in the
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office.
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You're the best, CPA.
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They're not going to lose you. I won't
lose you.
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I... I love you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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I've been dying to get this one.
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I don't care if it's perfect or not,
it's just like me.
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You need to get those beautiful lines.
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Come here, let me see.
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Oh my God.
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You know how many times we've worked on
this couch? I just wanted to work on my
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pussy.
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Every fucking time. Every time.
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Every fucking
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time.
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So beautiful. Fucking pussy.
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So fucking wacky.
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but, ugh.
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I don't fucking know who you are, that
pink little pussy.
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Oh my god, my wife never puts her tongue
in my ass.
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Fucking amazing.
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You're a fucking pussy.
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You've gotten me in so much fucking
trouble.
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I'm going to see that.
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Oh, that drives me crazy.
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Oh my god.
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That does feel amazing.
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Thank you.
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I do.
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Just like that.
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Uh huh.
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Am I quick? Yep.
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fingers like that.
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No! I'm sorry.
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This was a mistake.
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I'm so sorry.
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I'm so sorry.
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