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What are you doing?
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Snapchatting while I wake up.
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Do you think you should be studying or
something?
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It's the weekend. Why would I be
studying?
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Well, I mean, maybe get a little extra
time cracking the books. I don't need
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My grades are perfectly fine.
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Yeah, I know, because you're a smart
one. That's why Mom and Dad sent you to
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college and I got to work.
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Yeah, no shit.
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So, your grades are fine? Yeah.
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They should be perfectly fine.
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Well, as you know, I only have a high
school education.
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Uh -huh. So could you explain the term
academic suspension to me?
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Use small words because I'm pretty
fucking stupid.
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Wow.
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You should not be getting into my mail.
That's actually a federal offense.
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It's sent to this address. I live here.
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Sent to this address, but is it
addressed specifically to you? It
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Resnick. You're right. You're right. It
was addressed to Mom and Dad because
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they were paying for the tuition.
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So I guess Mom and Dad will publish me
in a second. So I should go ahead and
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give this to Dad?
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No, you shouldn't.
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Are you sure? It feels like the right
thing to do.
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But I mean, I haven't taken, like,
ethics classes. You don't know what the
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thing to do is.
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You're not that bright.
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So what should I do?
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You should tear that up.
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Put it in the shredder.
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I'm not good at thinking, but I might
have to think about that.
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No. So let me ask you, what have you
been doing in college all this time?
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I've been doing my classes.
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You've been doing your classes, or
you've been doing fat boys?
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Maybe both.
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Yeah. See, Mom and Dad never caught on
to the fact that you're the biggest snob
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in school.
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You know,
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I don't even know exactly what you are.
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I think I want to assume you really went
to college.
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Like, what do you get?
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Drink, do some tags, dance around naked?
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Is that what happens in college?
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Maybe.
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Some nights.
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Why don't you show me?
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Why would I fucking show you, pervert?
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You're my brother.
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That's not right.
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I ain't learning right from wrong.
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So this probably is, if I can calculate,
this is the you -do -what -I -fucking
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-tell -you -to.
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Fucking jerk.
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I am.
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So, uh, you stand up.
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Take a shine.
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In your short little fucking dress that
you walk around in.
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Happy?
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At least all the beer you've been
drinking hasn't made you fat.
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I mean, I think maybe you might want to
take, like, some fitness classes, but
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you still look all right.
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I look perfectly fine, and I don't think
I need to take any fitness classes.
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Thank you very much. Well, maybe you'd
at least be able to get an A in one of
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those.
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So, is this just, you just do underwear?
Because I'm pretty sure
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from what I've seen in those movies
about people tossing girl -shaped boobs.
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No. No. Fuck no.
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You're not seeing my fucking tits.
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Well, I mean, I've seen them. You just
didn't know.
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I just think they're a fun few.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
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I don't know. Get a degree and figure it
out.
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So, just to recap, what does this mean
again?
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That needs to be shredded.
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That needs to be fucking shredded.
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I think it means I get to see...
Fucking...
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Okay, what the fuck ever. But you better
fucking shred that.
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Understood?
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Not that many people.
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God.
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No,
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you said you wanted to look.
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Are you sensitive?
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A little, yeah.
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What does that mean you're pregnant?
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I'm not.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah, I'm fucking sure I'm not pregnant.
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I would know better.
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I know my body better than that.
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Well, I'm looking forward to knowing
your body better than that too.
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So, about your penis.
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No. No.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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You're not gonna see anymore.
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This is enough.
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Don't be shy.
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Don't strut it like you do at school.
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Different. How many walks of shame have
you done?
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That's none of your fucking business.
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Yeah. I'm surprised you're not like a
common hangman. Well,
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you use those at least, right?
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Maybe.
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You didn't dare back me?
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God, you dirty slut.
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That's good to know.
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Why is that good to know?
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So, um...
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Move those hands.
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Turn around.
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So maybe if you like, learn how to just
take care of yourself. I
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do take care of myself.
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Do you?
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I think so.
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Maybe you're not doing it right.
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I'm sure I'm doing it right.
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You know, I'm not really sure your
judgment can be trusted.
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Please stop waving that in my fucking
face.
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Oh, bullshit.
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You don't have any degrees.
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Why don't you go and have a seat?
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Okay.
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Now, since you're like one more bad
grade away from being like a stripper.
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Yeah. Maybe a camera girl.
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Why don't you give me a little shout?
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Give you a little show?
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Yeah, give me a nice little hustle
strut.
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No. No.
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I can't do that. This is fucking weird.
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You're a fucking pervert.
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Yeah, that's why you, like, love to walk
around in little dresses when it's just
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me and you home.
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And, like, ooh, even though I was home,
you're laying out top of us by the pool.
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Dude. You've been kind of fucking asking
this for, like, the last two years.
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No, I haven't.
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Sit back.
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I'm looking for a naked librarian.
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Take your glasses off, because you're
not wearing any work at strip club.
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Shut the fuck up, you asshole.
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I just want to touch it a little bit.
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No.
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What pushing this so far?
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We're going a little further.
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Go ahead.
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How much further?
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God,
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this is so wrong.
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This is not fun.
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Can I stop yet?
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good job at it yet.
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Dude, this is awkward.
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It's alright.
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Just pretend I'm like, I don't know,
half the football team or something.
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Yeah.
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Is that enough?
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I don't think so.
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Just do it like you really do it.
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I'm trying. It's kind of hard with you
watching.
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This is pretty awkward. I don't see how
you can be an OSU program.
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pervert for being into it. What does
that make you?
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He totally just came right in front of
me.
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It's okay.
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We both know you're just a bunch of
hormones and you've always been a son.
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I don't actually mind.
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Because I think that means that you're
probably going to want to lose control
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you just want to see a dick.
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I don't think I'm that wild.
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I'm not that wild.
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Well, it's not that you're wild, but I
mean, maybe you just... Just what?
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Maybe you just can't resist a dick.
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I can resist.
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Really?
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Oh, just jerk it for me.
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Really?
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That good?
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Happy about that? I think you can do
better.
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You should just be happier getting it.
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Put some spit on it or something.
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Dude, you're selfish.
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Happy?
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I think you'll know what happens when
I'm happy. I'm sure you learned that in
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college.
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Well, it's already hard, so you're
already happy.
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You're not really that good with your
hands, are you?
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I'm perfectly fine with my hands. I just
don't care how much you get pleased.
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But you're going to be doing this like
all day.
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Well, you know what? I have a better
idea.
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Instead of like running your mouth, why
don't you use your mouth?
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Really?
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Really, dude?
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Or you could be fucking homeless when
mom and dad kick you out
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That's
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why you don't use your hands
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You want me to fuck you, don't you?
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No.
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No? No.
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All right, I'll make you a deal.
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If your pussy's not super wet right now,
then I'll leave you alone.
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But if it is, then you're exactly the
kind of slut. Mm -hmm.
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Stick it right in there.
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Exactly the kind of slut.
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Oh my god!
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What the fuck have you learned in
college?
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Are you fucking kidding me? Why the fuck
would you come in my mouth?
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Well, I'm not gonna come in your pussy.
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You're probably not even on fucking
birth control.
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Fucking asshole.
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Well, why don't you go study?
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Get those grades up.
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Okay? Okay.
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You better shred that fucking paper.
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Mm -hmm.
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We'll see what the next letter from
college says.
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