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I know it can be pretty challenging
thinking about sorting through and
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separating all your finances when going
through a divorce, but we're going to
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get you through this.
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Thank you so much. I really appreciate
all your help in this.
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I didn't know who else to turn to, and
Susan highly recommended you.
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Oh, Susan's a good friend of mine.
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Yeah, I know.
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She told me.
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What did she tell you?
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Oh.
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Nothing important. Please continue.
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Okay.
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The spousal support that you've been
paying, unfortunately that's no longer
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deductible, so it's going to increase
your tax burden enormously unless we can
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really find some deductions to offset
it.
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She told me you're a great kisser, now
that I think of it.
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I see.
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Anyways, the home office...
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Deduction you have it. It's a really
risky deduction, especially because I
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believe that you actually run your
office out of your home So she said your
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skills are Unmatched Right
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Anyways,
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you can no longer claim head of
household on your taxes either.
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Your daughter's over 18.
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She's already moved out of the house. So
that's definitely something else we
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need to consider as well.
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It's been so quiet here without her.
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Imagine being a lonely, newly divorced
woman
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craving a new man's touch.
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I wish my libido was a tax write -off.
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Right.
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Sorry.
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Oh, anyways, your 401k will... Do you
want
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to move this to the couch?
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Yes, very much so.
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She was not wrong.
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Who knew getting my taxes done would be
this fun?
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Oh, that would have been better.
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A little birdie told me it would be.
Yeah? Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Thank you.
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Oh, yeah.
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Thank you.
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Did I play with my cock like that? Yeah.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Mwah.
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Mhmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Hmm.
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Oh my god.
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That's it. Pull it over. There you go.
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That's it.
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Yeah.
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Get it nice and funny.
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There you go. Nice. There
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you
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go.
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Yes. There we go. Oh, yes.
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Yeah, flip those titties.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, flip those titties. Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
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yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Got it.
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So perfect, isn't it?
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Oh, shit.
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Oh,
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shit. Oh, shit.
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Oh, my God, it feels so good.
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Yeah, it feels so good.
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Oh my god, I feel so good.
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Oh shit.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, shit.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,
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yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh, that's it. Yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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Mm -hmm. Yes.
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
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Thank you.
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Oh my god, those balls are hitting my
fucking pussy. Oh shit.
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Oh shit.
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Yes, yes, yes. Oh shit.
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Yes, yes,
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yes.
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Oh fuck.
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Yes, yes, yes. Right there, that's it.
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God, it's such a good dick.
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There we go.
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That's it.
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Oh, my God. It's so good.
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Oh, my God. It's such a good dick.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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There we go. There we
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go.
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So close to coming for you.
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Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
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Oh,
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yes. Oh, yes. Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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my God. Oh, my God.
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