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Bernard, it's nearly on. Come on!
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What's on?
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It. Come on!
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You're happy? You're happy now?
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Here's your goddamn book store.
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Nya-nya-nya-nya-nya!
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You got anything on armouries,
weaponry, that kind of thing?
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Military History is on your right.
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I don't want your little history
grotto. I want modern warfare.
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Infrared, fallout, kill zones.
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If you need any help, fire a couple
of rounds into the ceiling(!)
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Bernard!
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Agh!
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£30.
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Hey, that's expensive!
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Will you shut up
and pay the Scotchman?
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Come, come... (GRUNTS)
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What?!
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Come on!
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It's Grand National day.
I've got us a runner each.
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That's what you spend your
pocket money on? Filthy gambling!
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It's a Grand National. It's a moment
when the whole nation comes together
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Like the opening
of a Richard Curtis movie,
or the hunt for a serial killer.
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I got us a runner each. You're
Inner Space and I'm Herr Schmidt.
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And they're off, look! Come on.
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Over they go. Come on, boy... girl
or whatever you are.
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Oh, he fell!
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What happens when they fall?
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They give 'em some oats
then shoot 'em in the head.
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But yours is still in.
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You put our money on
this circus of death. You disgust me!
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Come on! Come on, you...
No, no. Come on... you!
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TV: "8-1, it's the winner of
the Martell Grand National."
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Bernard, you came second
but I put on an each-way bet.
So that means you still win.
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I win? How much? How much?
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Let me see. Erm, 12-1
but it was each way so... (MUMBLES)
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£1.50!
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How do I collect it?
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You have to take the slip back.
I'll do it if you like.
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All right.
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Now listen.
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Huh?
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Don't...
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lose...
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this!
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Now, all I need is
some kind of system.
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There's only one system.
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Bet, lose, borrow,
steal, lose, take the drugs,
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lose, prison, death!
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Don't get pious. You started me off.
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That was just a flutter.
This is Satan's bingo!
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Well, I was born to win.
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Oh, yeah? All right. Heads or tails?
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Heads.
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All right, I'll give you that one.
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Here you go!
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Tails?
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Two kisses from Lady Luck.
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Now she'll knee you in the rattlers!
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Yeah, but sooner or later,...
I'll run out of money.
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< Fran, got a pound?
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Can't waste money. Gotta get
a new outfit for my job interview.
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I am feeling confident.
I am gonna get this job!
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Dunno why you're going.
You don't stand a chance.
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You're unemployable.
I'd like to help but I can't
because you're so totally useless.
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You could let me do
a couple of days here. Then I can
tell then I'm currently working.
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We can work together. It'd be fun.
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Read glossy magazines and speculate
about famous people's sexuality.
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This place is already riddled
with life-sucking parasites.
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Oh, Bernard, give me a job!
Just till the interview.
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No, Fran, he's changed.
He's on the gee-gees now.
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Bernard.
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Bernard?
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I bet you
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20 quid, I'm so hopeless,
I never get another job ever.
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I'll give you a job.
You start tomorrow. Ha ha ha!
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Colleague.
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Co-worker.
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Right.
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You, keep an eye on her.
You, keep an eye on him.
I've got a universe to master.
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The boss is away. It gets better!
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I've brought croissants!
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Hooray!
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What did you see on TV last night?
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Didn't watch it. Don't watch
much TV. What about you?
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No. Wasn't much on.
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TV COMMENTARY
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"Please may I have a bet on
Via Appia in the Lingfield race
at 3.30 this afternoon?"
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"Thank you. I will bet £10
that this horse wins."
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"Here is my £10."
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"Thank you. I hope it wins.
Yours faithfully, Bernard Black."
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(ALL LAUGH)
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Now, this is the desk
and this is the chair.
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I know. Now, I thought -
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Don't interrupt.
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This is the till.
This stays on the desk.
The chair remains next to the desk.
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Stop! This is a woman who
ran her own business for years.
Come on, there's work to do.
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You're keen. I like that.
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But wait.
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This... is the book.
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When we make a sale,
it goes in the book.
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The title goes here, the cost here
and at the end of the day we add up.
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Where's the running total?
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What? You don't need it.
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We'll keep a running total.
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There's no column for it!
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Yes, there is!
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The book...! The book...!
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Come on, come on!
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Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Bastard!
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Bad day?
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No, it's good. I've had it with this.
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You haven't stuck anything on
Au Naturel in the five o'clock?
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No.
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Shame. Can't lose.
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Yeah, yeah(!)
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Why can't...? What way can't it lose?
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It loves the soft,
the jockey hasn't eaten anything
but minted peas for a month
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and they're trying
to put his house on the race.
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Au Naturel in the five o'clock.
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That's 100-1.
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What? No! No. No.
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Which horse, then?
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French Pie.
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You think it's the right decision
because you gave me that look.
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Wryly amused and
disgusted and depressed.
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There you go. French Pie.
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TV: "It's Au Naturel! Au Naturel's
the winner by six lengths."
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"And it's over to Newbury now
for the six o'clock."
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You should've listened.
Still, no big thing, eh?
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She drew a line in the book!
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He has no idea
what a running total is!
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Silence! Silence! Nobody can speak
unless they're holding this pencil.
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May I have the pencil, please?
I wish to speak.
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It came to my attention this morning,
while reviewing my portfolio,
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that I cannot afford two employees.
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He should go.
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That's not fair.
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An interesting situation!
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So you can have a week in which to
sell as many books as possible.
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Whoever sells the most
keeps the one job I am offering.
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That's me.
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It's not fair...
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And the most important point is,
whenever you see me -
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I can't stress this enough -
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you give me,
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immediately, all the money.
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what money looks like.
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She's messed up the whole system.
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It's unfair!
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You haven't laid down the rules.
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I saw her first.
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The bitch is mine.
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Aaagh!
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Hi. Can I help?
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I'm just looking for
a light holiday read.
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Perhaps these may appeal.
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Browse me.
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Money now!
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It's my interview tomorrow.
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We must shut the shop. It's not fair
if Manny can sell books when I'm out
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Objection.
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Upheld.
Books must be sold, money made.
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Ah! You're toast!
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T-O-E-A-R-S-T
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Toearst.
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All yours.
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What's the next race?
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There's none. We're closing now.
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I can't stop now. I'm winning.
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We'll make our own race,
you against Pat.
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Three times round the car park. I'll
put 60 quid on you. You look nippy.
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We're closing.
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It's always the same, isn't it?
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Just when you break your streak...
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D'you ever play poker?
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Huh? No. No, I can never remember
the rules.
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Although... No. No, I can't.
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Shame, there's a game on
tomorrow morning.
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Really? Where? Near? Far? Where?
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Just round the corner.
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You know Dante's Mini-Cabs?
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Yeah.
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It's big money. 9am. See you there.
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Who knows how to play poker?
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Me.
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Good! You're gonna teach me.
I've got 12 hours to learn.
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Who's got a deck of cards?
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I've got an old pack in my room.
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You play, too. Who's doing nothing?
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Great! You can fetch the cards.
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And then...
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I have spoken!
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OK! The first thing about poker...
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Before we start, we need whiskey,
and background jazz.
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You, Mr Guy. Whiskey, jazz.
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Right. I've got a seven,
a two, two queens and a nine.
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Well, I've got an ace!
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And?
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And a king! And a two! And a seven!
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And Mrs Bun, the baker's wife.
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# COOL JAZZ
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We'll say Mrs Bun is an ace for now.
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Ha! I win!
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No, I win. I've got three of a kind.
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What's that?
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A pair, two pair, three of a kind,
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a run, a flush, full house, four of
a kind, straight flush, royal flush.
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How do you know?
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Granddad. Then Granny taught me how
to cheat before she got shot in Reno
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Show me how to cheat. It's quicker.
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It's not. You have to rig the deck.
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You try.
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Yeah, well...
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That looked pretty easy, actually.
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All that and... >
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Bernard, in you come.
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Everyone, this is Bernard.
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Bernard, this is everyone.
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This is Mickey "One Eye" Swain.
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"Undertaker" Jones.
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Lily "The Dazzler" Thompson.
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Jimmy "The Illustrated
Blind Solid Silver Bitch"
Stakopopolips III.
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Hi!
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And this is Dave "Mouse Ears" Smith.
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Dealer's choice. We'll play
Lebanese southern cross.
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40/80 the ante.
Fives and twos are wilds.
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No showboatin', coffee-housin',
aunties' drawers.
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Minimum three aces to start.
Minimum bet, one ton. Let's play.
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I don't know if I'm ready for this.
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Make sure I can see your cards,
then I'll tell you when to bet.
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Would you?
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Thanks very much. Call again.
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Ah. Did you win or lose?
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It's hard to say.
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All right. Have you got
more money or less money?
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That's complicated.
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Have you got no money?
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What is the problem?
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No problem. If you want to put
on a bet of £1, that's fine.
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I'll be glad to accept that bet
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as soon as you can
find the other 93p.
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Bernard. Next game, 3 o'clock today.
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No. Forget it. I'm cleaned out.
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That's no a big thing. Let's
nip to my office, we'll have
a diet yogurt and maybe I can help.
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No, I couldn't do that, no.
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The thing is, you need a bankroll.
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I had some good cards. Just not
in the right hand or the right order.
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Your moves were amazin'.
You kept losin' but kept goin'.
That's what makes a gambler.
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That crowd were scared.
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They had a nickname for you as soon
as you left. Usually it takes years
253
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,400
What, like Tex or Doc or...?
254
00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:47,840
No. They call you "The Gold Mine".
255
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:53,560
Now, Bernard, I can help you,
but I need some cover.
256
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,720
I don't have a car or anything.
257
00:17:55,760 --> 00:18:00,240
Do you have any stock?
258
00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:00,240
Or business concern?
259
00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,960
I didn't know... A shop?
260
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,560
Would the shop do?
261
00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:08,240
Well, seeing as it's you.
262
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:11,200
Sign there.
263
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,440
How much should I borrow? 1,000?
264
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,720
Or 10,000.
265
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,000
Or 10... 10,000.
266
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,320
Get out, we're closed.
267
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:34,400
Oh, it's you. Sorry.
268
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,400
Why aren't you selling any books?
269
00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:36,800
My head'll explode if we do.
270
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,360
You know what Bernard's done?
271
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:45,920
He's played us off against each
other to feed his filthy habit.
272
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:48,080
You're right.
273
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:52,320
How was the job interview?
274
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:52,320
Oh... Un-brilliant.
275
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:58,160
Staying awake till 8am,
drinking whiskey and teaching poker
was not strictly tactical.
276
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:01,080
I fell asleep in the lobby.
277
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:06,200
Well, at least you didn't punch
anyone and puke up in your handbag.
278
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:18,160
Fold.
279
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,160
Mm.
280
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:26,520
OK. Er...
281
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,720
A thousand?
282
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:32,720
Call it.
283
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,200
I'll call your grand.
284
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:38,880
< I'll call.
285
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,000
(COUGHS)
286
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:49,240
So, what have you got, big boy?
287
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:51,480
These ones.
288
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:53,640
(SNORTS)
289
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:58,200
They won't beat a full house
- aces and sevens.
290
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,080
Unlucky, Mouse.
291
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:09,200
You out, then?
292
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:09,200
No. Can you drop me another hundred?
293
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:13,160
Piss off, Bernard.
294
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:13,160
A hundred quid!
295
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,160
No!
296
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,800
You're out of the game now, Bernard.
297
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,040
You've got six hours to pay.
298
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:23,040
So, it's the ten grand,
plus 100% interest, that's 20.
299
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:25,320
Or your shop, or your legs.
300
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:41,280
You know what'll happen?
He'll come and say...
301
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:44,800
(IRISH ACCENT) Fran, Manny! Help me.
Oi'm in trouble.
302
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:54,320
Fran, Manny! Help me.
303
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:54,320
You in some kind of trouble?
304
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:54,320
Yeah. I have to find 20 grand!
305
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,640
In the next six hours
306
00:20:56,640 --> 00:21:00,800
or, er, get evicted from my shop
307
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:03,040
or my legs.
308
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:07,600
So don't... For now, we'll just
think. We'll think and...
309
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,760
Happy now? We've found it again!
310
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:12,720
I don't like this book.
I want a refund.
311
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:17,000
Go away, we're closed!
Bugger off back to Australia!
312
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:21,560
What am I gonna do?
313
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:26,280
Manny, d'you still have those
funny sunglasses from Whitstable?
314
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,960
In the bathroom. Are they funny?
315
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:34,040
I'm going to be made homeless
and short, and you're chatting!
316
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:34,040
Relax!
317
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:37,000
Everything's gonna be fine.
318
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:47,640
(AMERICAN ACCENT) Look, a real
English bookie's. You happy now?
319
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:52,360
All day long in Madame Tussaud's,
"I miss the action!" Yada yada.
320
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:57,880
What's this? This is no good! What
is this with the tiny televisions?
321
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,520
Let's go someplace we can play cards
322
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:07,160
What you wanna play cards for?
You lose!
323
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:07,160
Come on! I saw the Tower,
I saw the goddamn Queen!
324
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,720
Hello. Sorry, I couldn't
help overhearing.
325
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:14,320
If you're interested,
there's a game on this afternoon.
326
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:18,360
Anything.
Anything to make him shut up.
327
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:22,200
Could I sit in? I wanna make sure
he doesn't lose too much.
328
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:26,120
100 grand here, 100 grand there.
It adds up!
329
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:26,120
No problem.
330
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:38,000
OK, you can have this,
on one condition.
331
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,320
You never gamble again.
332
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:44,080
OK. I won't! Give, give.
333
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,080
Ah, ah, ah.
334
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:47,680
You must swear from now on
you will lead a wholesome life.
335
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:51,720
You will stick to a modest
range of breakfast wines.
336
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:56,200
At table, you will use
at least a knife and a fork,
337
00:22:56,240 --> 00:23:00,240
and your hand will fondle
not card, nor dice, nor the gelding.
338
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:02,360
OK! OK!
339
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:08,200
I swear. Now, come on. I've got about
20 minutes before I'm scratching
my stumps in a cardboard box.
340
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:14,560
Can I just say,
you were fantastic back there.
341
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:18,760
Really?
342
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:18,760
No, you were.
343
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,760
You were the star.
344
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:25,560
When I said, "What's that famous
clock by the river?" and you said...
345
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:25,560
"Yeah, you know, Big Bill."
346
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:27,680
That was class!
347
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:31,480
And you, don't blow it.
Just act casual.
348
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:35,160
They don't call me
"The Gold Mine" for nothing.
349
00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:41,240
19,980... 20,000. It's all there.
350
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,600
Where did you get it all from?
351
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:47,920
I broke my streak.
I got lucky on a horse.
352
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:53,640
I'd better look out for it.
What's it called?
353
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,640
Mm? Oh, what was it?
354
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:55,680
Big Bill.
355
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,960
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