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(WHEEZES)
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(COUGHS)
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"You have five new messages."
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BEEP
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"Yo, Manny! Paul here."
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"The annual reggae barbecue
on the barge is go!"
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"Bring Pam or Sam
or whatever her name is."
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"Message deleted."
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"Hey, Manny, this Richard."
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"The Manster!"
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"Er, Manny, Paul again."
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"Listen, sorry, I forgot to say,
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please don't bring
that grumpy Irish bast..."
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Where've you been? It's a busy
weekend. You're doing triple shifts.
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I was seeing some friends,
actually. Anyone called?
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No, not a soul.
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Ah. Nobody rings me these days.
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Yeah, it's a mystery, what with your
sandals and the egg in your beard.
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Hey, Manny, guess what? I bumped
into Paul. He's invited me, as well.
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To what?
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The reggae barbecue.
He said he left you a message.
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No. No-one's called here.
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Look, you've got a message.
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No, don't touch that. That light
means the machine needs more salt.
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Don't touch it. Don't touch it!
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"Manny? It's your mum."
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"We left a message to say
we were coming for the weekend."
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"And you didn't ring us back,
so we assumed it was OK."
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"We should get there
some time between 5.45 and 5.47."
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Bernard, will it be all right
if my mum and dad come and stay?
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Absolutely not. It's a busy weekend.
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But they're coming now!
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They're driving now,
arguing about whose fault it was
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that Auntie Dora snubbed Auntie Nora
in 1953! What am I gonna say?
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I don't care.
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But the... The...
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Not my problem. It's my house, though
and I'm not having it infected
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with the kind of specimens
capable of producing you.
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Bernard, can I have a little chat,
just for a mo?
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No.
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Ah! Ah! Ah!
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You are being very mean to Manny.
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I can't help it. He looks like
a horse in a man costume.
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It's his mum and dad for a weekend.
Why can't he have them round?
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That's easy for you to say.
You'll be off on the barge,
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trying to find your booty
in a haze of gange and ting.
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How did you know it was on a barge?
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I didn't, I don't. I... don't. I...
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You nasty man.
You've been screening his calls.
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He doesn't need friends! They're bad
for him, they make him giddy.
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Let them stay, or I'll tell him.
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Would you be around to help out?
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No. (WEST INDIAN) I be on da boat,
far away from da parent claat.
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(KISSES TEETH) Cha.
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Fine. They're not staying.
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All right, I'll be here.
Why are you worried? It'll be fun.
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Really? Well, I want that in writing.
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"It'll... be... fun."
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Sign it. Sign it.
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"Signed Fran Katzenjammer."
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All right, they can stay.
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Oh, thanks, Bernard.
That's fantastic. They're staying.
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(MANIC) They're staying! Argh!
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I can't breathe!
The walls are closing in!
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Stop it.
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Oh!
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Stop dying!
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Oh, God! Oh, God!
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It's only your parents...
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Arrgh! God!
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He's hysterical, leave him to me.
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(PANTS NOISILY)
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Clear out. CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN!
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CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN!
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OK, deep, deep breaths.
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(SQUEALS)
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CALM!
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It can't be done,
I can't clean the shop in time!
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Manny, I'll pass on a secret
known only to women and gay men.
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You don't have to clean. You can
cover stuff with an Indian throw.
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Hadja-shazam!
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Brilliant.
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Right. Ha-a-zja...
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(MUMBLES)
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Down! Down!
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You'll be nice, won't you, Bernard?
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(CRACKS KNUCKLES)
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Quit that!
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Sorry, my mum does that.
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# Pardon me, boy
Is that the Chattanooga choo-choo?
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# Track 29
Oh, won't you give me...
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Stop singing.
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Sorry. My dad does that.
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Everything's fine, Manny.
You're all ready.
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Remember to wash behind your ears?
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Yeah. No!
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I'm joking.
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Oh. I'm not ready. I'll never
be ready. What time is it?
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5.46.
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BOTH: Manny!
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Moo-Ma! Moo-Pa!
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Mwah! Mwah!
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So, did you have a...?
Traffic, was the traffic all right?
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BOTH: Oh, yes.
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You... You had a good journey?
Good. Pleasant trip?
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Yes, yes.
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Good, good.
And so... so, are you well?
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Easy.
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Easy, easy! Well, I expect
you'll want to beat the traffic.
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It's been lovely. Thank you
for coming, lovely to see you. Bye!
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Well, this is nice.
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Very nice.
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Won't you give me...
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(CLEARS THROAT NOISILY)
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It's so nice
to meet you at last, Fran.
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Yes, you too.
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Shop's still called Black Books,
I see.
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Yeah. I was gonna call it
World Of Tights
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but you know how stupid people are,
you have to spell everything out.
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Manny mentioned
you were making him a partner.
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So I thought it might be
Black & Bianco Books.
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Or Bianco & Black Books.
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Yes, that has a nice ring.
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CRUNCH
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Um, why don't I
show you two your room?
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You probably want to relax,
unpack, before we go out.
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You're in my room,
it's at the top of the stairs.
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I'll be on the old sofa.
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So if you need anything,
just shout out "Manny-Moo!"
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Ah, that seemed to go quite well.
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(LAUGHS)
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SQUEAK
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Would you like to explain
before I turn you into a moo-corpse?!
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Well, when I write them a letter,
I tend to put a gloss on things.
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Anything else we should know?
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They kept asking me
whether I was seeing anyone.
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And I did say –
and this is a bit of a fib –
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that I had a girlfriend.
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Hmm. What's she like, then?
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Well, she's... about medium height,
dark hair,
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name's Fran.
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I just want them to be happy.
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Just touch me on the knee
now and again till Sunday.
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OK. But there won't be any kissing.
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Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
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Oh-ho, no-o-o.
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Although...
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I rather fancy the tagliatelle
with whole baby squid.
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That sounds delicious.
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Oh, yeah. Only £17.50.
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Jesus!
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I mean, erm, I heard once that squid
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can sometimes survive
the cooking process
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and wake up in your stomach
and strangle your heart.
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Maybe not the squid.
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Here, the garden salad is amazing.
That's what we should have.
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Oh, righto, then.
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Where's the wine list?
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Here.
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They've got a rather cheeky Lafite
for under a hundred quid.
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What about the Pinot Ni-naw-ni-naw?
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£2.85.
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Well, this is lovely.
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Reminds me of the first time I ever
went to an Italian restaurant. 1965.
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I went in and the first thing
I saw... Oh, no, maybe it was 1964.
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Couldn't have been 1963 –
I couldn't drive then, could I?
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I don't think I had the Hillman.
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No, I bought the Hillman in 1966,
that was the year of the World Cup.
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I bought it at an auction. This chap
there was fascinating. He once...
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Oh, dear, I've dropped my fork.
Excuse me.
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Give me a martini, will you?
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He also worked for Sir Leonard
Hutton, the great cricketer.
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Whoops, butterfingers!
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Bernard, don't be like this.
Help him out. It's just till Sunday.
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Come on.
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(SIGHS)
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Yeah, it was definitely 1963. Or 2.
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# Track 29...
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People are leaving it too late these
days. I don't think that's wise.
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Leaving what late?
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Babies.
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Why are you mentioning babies?
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Who else do you give a choo-choo to?
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Oops!
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Give me a daiquiri.
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I am not going back up.
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I'll stay here forever
and live on broken bread sticks.
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Oh, no, come on.
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It's fun, fun, fun!
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Wine, please.
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Lots of wine.
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Expensive.
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From the bottom of the list.
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Wine. Wine!
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Are you sure, Manny?
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The bill was rather a lot.
Shall we pay for some of it?
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I couldn't let you do that.
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He's quite the Mr Moneybags now.
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Yes, it's the least I could do.
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Well, thank you.
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Well, boys. Shall we leave
the ladies to it?
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You must have a lot to talk about.
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We'll just settle in next door
with a brandy.
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Oh, I thought you were serious
there! Very good.
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This is the good stuff, Manny.
Come on!
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Have fun.
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I spend most of my time
working for the big companies.
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But I did have a dabble at being
an entrepreneur. Like you two.
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1972, it was.
I got back from that conference...
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No, 1973 it must've been.
We weren't in the bungalow any more.
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That's right, we moved into
the semi. Or was it the gatehouse?
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More details! What time of year?
What jumper were you wearing?
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Of course, I went under in '76. Aah!
That's when we moved into the semi!
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Oh, but I'm so proud of you, Manny.
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It's what you want, for your
children to do better than you.
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Not to work for somebody else,
but to be in control!
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To Manny and his immense success.
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Ah-ha!
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So, Manny's good to you, is he?
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Yes, he's a...
He's a wonderful friend.
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Oh. Yes, I see.
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And lover, obviously.
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Though it's a bit strange
to talk to you about it.
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Well, I was young once!
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Well, the sex is unbelievable,
he's a beast.
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(SLURRED) When you run the show,
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sometimes you've gotta be
a bit of a bastard.
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If you'll excuse my French.
Am I right or am I right?
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Yes, Moo-Pa, yes.
We had this customer one time,
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shoplifting from us. Had the nerve
to try and sell us the books back!
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(LAUGHS) What did you do with him?
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Well, I told him,
I said "This really isn't on."
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I bet your exact words were more
like "Do I look like a donkey?!"
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"Think you can take me for a ride?
Thief!"
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"Get out of my shop or I'll tear you
open like a bag of crisps!"
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Oh, look. You've got him excited.
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Oh, hello, Moo-Ma.
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Time for bed.
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Oh, doesn't your mother
look lovely? Eh? Eh?
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I'll be off, see you tomorrow.
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Oh, don't leave on our account.
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I bet you two would like
to snuggle up on the couch.
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Good night, then.
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Yeah, good night. Hmm.
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How many did you have?
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Oh, two little ones.
Well, six little ones.
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My bedroom is next to theirs.
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If I hear any nonagenarian
hanky-panky, I'm calling the police.
249
00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:12,880
No. No, I won't go
back in the cupboard.
250
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,400
(Excuse me.)
251
00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:26,680
You two can just have a lie-in.
252
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:31,920
Moo-Pa and I always get up early,
so we've opened up the shop.
253
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,880
Where's my dress?
254
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:41,240
Oh, it's in the wash. I put
yours and Manny's in together.
255
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:46,920
(RETCHES)
256
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:46,920
I had to wash Bernard's separately.
They were a bit dirty.
257
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:49,840
↑ Who tidied my room? Who shaved me?
258
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,680
Who washed my clothes?
259
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,760
Morning, Bernard.
260
00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:59,680
Oh, God, you're still alive!
261
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:03,840
Listen, it's Saturday here
in London Town,
262
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:08,240
why don't you nip out
and see a few of the sights?
263
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:15,160
London can be very expensive.
264
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:15,160
Oh, don't worry about that. Go and
see Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Twice.
265
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:19,480
We couldn't dream of it.
266
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:19,480
D'you know what we'd like to do?
267
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:24,240
Anything, please, name it.
268
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:24,240
Just stay right here with all of you
269
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:26,680
MOO-PA: Ahh.
270
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:35,880
Oh, here's Manny
in the paddling pool.
271
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:39,280
So much body hair
for a seven-year-old.
272
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:42,360
The doctors were always ringing up.
273
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:47,120
They offered us a lot of money
to show you at the university.
274
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:51,200
(YAWNS) Well, what a day that was.
275
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:54,600
Absolutely packed
with fun-stuffed memories.
276
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,000
But I'm off to bed now. Thank you.
277
00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:01,120
(YAWNS) Me, too.
I can barely keep my eyes open.
278
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:03,440
I'd better go home and crash. Bye.
279
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:07,160
It's one in the afternoon.
280
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:07,160
Is it? Oh, Christ!
281
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:10,080
Oh, here's Manny on his tricycle.
282
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:15,160
It's up in the loft now. It'd be
lovely if somebody else could use it
283
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,640
Wouldn't it be lovely?
284
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:28,800
Manny, er, can... can you help us
with something through here?
285
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:33,000
< Won't take a moment.
286
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:33,000
Righto. I'll just, er...
287
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:37,520
(GASPS)
288
00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,120
(SPLUTTERS)
289
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:48,400
Unless they go in the next hour,
I will tell your mother that
I'm a psycho biker junkie whore.
290
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,400
It's just for the weekend!
291
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,000
Not another hour, not another minute.
292
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:57,320
I'm about to stop playing
Who Shall I Kill First in my head
and go for what feels natural.
293
00:19:57,320 --> 00:20:00,920
I think I'll start with me,
then it's you.
294
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,280
Make them go.
295
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:08,240
LOUD THUD
296
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:20,920
Erm... it, er... it's a shame
that, er, you won't be able to stay.
297
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:27,720
< Isn't it?
298
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:27,720
Well, yes, it is, especially
as we... don't need to go.
299
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,720
We don't need to go till Wednesday.
300
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:31,120
Oh, I'm sorry,
that sounds like we're imposing.
301
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:36,400
Oh, no... erm... no. Would you like
to... to stay till... Wednesday?
302
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,840
Well, if it's no trouble.
303
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:43,400
Would... Would...
304
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:43,400
Wonderful.
305
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:43,400
Yeah! Uhh... Uh...
306
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,800
Ehh... I just...
307
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:52,920
And?
308
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,920
Erm... Well, the thing is...
309
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,920
Yes?
310
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,920
They've gone.
311
00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:00,920
I told them to go... and they went.
312
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:07,200
Ohhh, I feel a bit bad now.
313
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:14,920
Still, it's too late to change it.
314
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:14,920
Well, if I'm gonna
be here till Wednesday,
I can get cracking on this sink.
315
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,320
I think I'll need my multi-tool.
316
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:22,320
Have you got a multi-tool, Bernard?
Couldn't live without mine.
317
00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:30,160
How... long did you think
that was going to last?
318
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:33,640
I was hoping for about five minutes.
319
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:37,440
Aaargh.
320
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:37,440
SLAP
321
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:48,280
Moo-Ma, Moo-Pa...
322
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:52,600
I haven't been
completely straight with you.
323
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:57,480
See,... I'm not a partner
in the company...
324
00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:59,480
and Fran...
325
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,640
isn't... my girlfriend.
326
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:05,240
I'm just a bloke
that works in a book shop and...
327
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,520
spends evenings eating cereal.
328
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:19,240
And I know you'll be very angry
with me... and you'll want to go.
329
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:19,240
Oh, Manny, you don't have to
invent things to make us happy.
330
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,600
We love you whatever you do.
331
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:25,520
Well,... erm...
bearing that in mind...
332
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:28,080
could you go now, please?
333
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,480
We are terribly busy...
334
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:39,920
Sorry! That's just how it is.
335
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:43,720
I'm sorry to hear that.
We'd... better head off.
336
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:47,920
We wouldn't want to be a burden,
especially not to you.
337
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:52,960
Your mother was... busy raising you
when she gave up her job.
338
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,520
Then wouldn't take her back.
339
00:22:56,720 --> 00:23:00,000
Come along, darling... Manny's busy.
340
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,520
Mm.
341
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:08,600
No, no, we need a chance to
catch up. It's too hard in London.
Why don't I come up to you?
342
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:12,040
I could have a holiday,
couldn't I, Bernard?
343
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,040
Sure. Take the week.
344
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:17,560
It's a deal. Auntie Nora will be
there, and Auntie Dora of course.
345
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:23,840
See you then, darling. Bye-bye.
346
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:23,840
Bye, Moo-Ma.
347
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:23,840
A-ha-ha-ha-ha!
348
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:23,840
Bye... Ha... ha...
349
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:25,840
Bye.
350
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,640
Well,... they're gone.
351
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:36,000
OK?
352
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,000
Yeah.
353
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:44,960
Should imagine you'll... get a whole
week with them, all to yourself.
354
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,960
(CHUCKLES)
355
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:49,920
Noooooooooooo! >
356
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:54,440
(BOTH HUM)
357
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:54,440
A week! A week, what have I done?! >
358
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,280
Help me, help me!
359
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:28,560
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