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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:32,320 "Dear Bernard, Dear Manny. See? I told you I'd write. 2 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:37,880 Cornwall is... well, you've seen the pictures. It's like the pictures. 3 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:40,040 Except a lot more boring. 4 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:44,800 Everybody's at least 300 and they speak medieval English. 5 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:48,880 The most important word being (WEST COUNTRY) Errr. 6 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:51,160 Can't wait to see you. 7 00:00:51,160 --> 00:00:54,680 Get a bottle open. Love Fran. Errr." 8 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:03,640 Bernard? Manny? 9 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:08,680 Hello? 10 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:08,680 < Oh, it's you. 11 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:11,040 < Go round the green bin bags. 12 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:19,640 < Then right till you get to the mouldy George Eliot. 13 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:22,800 < Then right. 14 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:25,000 < Forward. Go on. Forward. 15 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:27,560 And then it's left... 16 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:29,800 ..at the dead badger. 17 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:42,280 Lovely to see you. 18 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:44,600 Mwah! Mwah! 19 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:47,760 Bernard, are you OK? 20 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:52,440 Never better. I've discovered television. 21 00:01:56,800 --> 00:02:01,760 You don't look right. What's with the shop? And where's Manny? 22 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:04,880 Him? He left like I always knew he would. 23 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:09,440 That's what people do when you love them and nurture them. 24 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:13,560 You mean you sacked him. 25 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:13,560 There may have been an incident. 26 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:17,920 Possibly involving a kitchen item and a hand and... 27 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:22,800 maybe the hand was Manny's and the item was a sandwich toaster 28 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:28,120 and I introduced them to each other. 29 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:28,120 So, he's gone? 30 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:28,120 Oh no, he still sleeps here. 31 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:32,040 Burrowed in like the tick he is. But he leaves every day. 32 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:36,720 Every day is another betrayal. 33 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:36,720 Wha-wha-wha-what do you mean? 34 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:40,640 Come on. 35 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:56,200 There. 36 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:01,120 There he is, half Iago... 37 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:04,520 half Fu Manchu. 38 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:08,000 All bastard. 39 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:12,400 (Hello. How are you today? Hello.) 40 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,600 (Hello. How are you to...) 41 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:19,960 (Oh, hello, how are you?) 42 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:19,960 (CLEARS THROAT) 43 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:19,960 Are you today? Hello how? How... 44 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:25,440 ..are you today? Hello. 45 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:25,440 I'm fine. Do you have...? 46 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:25,440 Welcome to Goliath Books. 47 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:28,840 I'm looking for... 48 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,840 I'll help you. How may I help you? 49 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:33,920 I want... 50 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:33,920 My name is Manny. 51 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:33,920 Never mind. 52 00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:36,280 (Hello.) 53 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:43,000 I need a drink. 54 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,200 Manny, could you...? Oh. 55 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,600 Bernard, could you get me one? 56 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:51,080 Get it yourself. I'm missing my programme. 57 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:07,480 BLEEPS 58 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:16,640 Manny! There's no need to flinch. You're safe now. 59 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:24,120 You're a team member. What are you? 60 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:24,120 A team member. 61 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:24,120 And we're glad to have you. Muffins are for customers. 62 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:28,480 This is your duty-to-do card. 63 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:28,480 Duty-to-do? 64 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:30,480 BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP 65 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:35,400 This is the most advanced retail software. You'll need a password. 66 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:39,680 What about 'surf king'? 67 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,680 Hey! 68 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:42,320 Or... 'team member number eight' 69 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:49,200 From this you can control the whole shopping environment. Shutters. 70 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:51,600 There's the lights. 71 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:55,520 There's the revolving displays. 72 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:58,200 The cameras. 73 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,560 You can order the muffins. 74 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:06,680 It does the lot. 75 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:06,680 It's fantastic. 76 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:16,520 It also monitors toilet visits and scans your retinas every 80 seconds. 77 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:16,520 Why is that? 78 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:16,520 Just making sure you're still you. 79 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:18,760 Some people call that invasive 80 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:22,400 but we like to think it shows we care. See you later. 81 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:29,960 Oh, Fran, how was your trip? 82 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:29,960 Manny, come back to the shop. 83 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:34,880 Not going back. I like it here. I've got respect and responsibility. 84 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:39,000 I've got a duty-to-do. 85 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:44,880 I'm a team member. Bernard was very mean and he wouldn't say sorry. 86 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:47,360 You have to come back, Manny. 87 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:49,680 Bernard and I need you. 88 00:05:56,200 --> 00:06:01,160 I'm staying here until you do. 89 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:01,160 Fran, somebody will be here very soon. 90 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:09,160 Hello. How may I help you? 91 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:09,160 She's a friend. 92 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:09,160 Hey, terrific! A friend of Manny's! 93 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:12,360 How may I help you? 94 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:12,360 I'm just browsing. 95 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:16,600 We have a comfortable area there specially for that. 96 00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:20,080 I wanna browse here. 97 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:29,640 HISS 98 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:29,640 Oh-ooh. (WHISPERS) Sorry. 99 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:41,040 I'll just go home and unpack and not talk to anyone today, shall I? 100 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:43,240 COMPUTER KEYS TAP 101 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:57,600 So... 102 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:00,440 ..a friend? 103 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:06,040 She used to come into the shop to see me and Bernard. It was great, we... 104 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,040 I see! 105 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:08,800 I took a risk when I employed you. 106 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:12,400 Don't eat muffins when I'm developing you. 107 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,640 I took a risk. 108 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:19,160 A lot of people would have said "Who is this rudderless hippie?" 109 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:22,600 "Has he got a hunting knife strapped to his shin?" 110 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:26,960 But I saw through that. But you have to work for me. 111 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:32,320 We're your friends now, Manny. 112 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:32,320 Yes, I know. Thank you, Evan. 113 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:32,320 OK. 114 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:37,680 One of our younger customers has blocked a toilet with Monster Munch. 115 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:43,720 I need that toilet back in play. As a team, how can we make that happen? 116 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:43,720 OK, we could, er, phone for a plu... 117 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:50,480 Go team! 118 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:12,800 Oh, no, no, no, no! 119 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:17,200 I'm gonna be late! I'm gonna lose team champion points. 120 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:34,680 Bernard, I've washed your sheets. Can you dry them? 121 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:37,000 Breakfast! Breakfast! 122 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:48,000 The beans are under the milk. 123 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:50,240 That's it! You're evicted. 124 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:54,160 What? 125 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:54,160 Up with this I will not put. 126 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:56,360 Pack and begone! 127 00:08:56,560 --> 00:09:01,080 Bernard, no! Look at yourself. Who's gonna look after you? 128 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:05,960 You can't survive on the mushrooms in your hair. 129 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:05,960 I'm fine. 130 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:13,680 Go on! Get out. 131 00:09:13,680 --> 00:09:17,560 Go to your fancy man. I don't need you any more. 132 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:21,440 Look, Bernard, it doesn't have to be like this. 133 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:23,760 If you'd just apologise. 134 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:27,400 What, you mean you'd come back and work in the shop? 135 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:31,120 Everything would be normal? 136 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:31,120 Yes. 137 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:37,880 You'd cook and clean and make profiteroles if I took you to the pictures at Christmas? 138 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:41,200 And all I have to do is say sorry? 139 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:44,080 That's exactly what I'm saying. 140 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:46,200 I thought so. GET OUT! 141 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:58,880 Morning. 142 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,920 A-ha! He's bending down now. 143 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:07,880 Oh, look, he's getting up again. I knew he'd do that. 144 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:10,280 Is this really helping? 145 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:15,760 Now he's going up that little ladder. Up he goes with that wiggle of his. 146 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:17,880 The wiggle of Judas. 147 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:20,600 The Judas boogie. 148 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:25,520 Well, I think you're both being really selfish. 149 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:29,480 What about me? What am I supposed to do? 150 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:34,720 Think about me. I'm a girl and it's horrible in here. 151 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:34,720 (COUGHS) 152 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:40,320 Look at yourself. How can you live like this? 153 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:48,880 Don't move. 154 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:48,880 (WARILY) What? 155 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:48,880 Don't... move. 156 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:07,400 Oh, hello, I want somewhere in Bloomsbury overlooking Hyde Park 157 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:11,440 with a good view of the river and a spiral staircase. 158 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,200 My budget? ยฃ100 a week. 159 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:16,600 Manny! 160 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:21,200 Do you have a mo for a small chatette? 161 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:21,200 Fine-a-mundo. 162 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:27,120 Now, I've been thinking about clothes and what they say about us. 163 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:34,120 Here we get to wear our own clothes. I mean, we're not robots, are we? 164 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:34,120 No. (ROBOTIC) Hello, can I help you? 165 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:38,520 (ROBOTIC) Can I help you? Hello, can I help you? 166 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:42,680 Hello, can I help... 167 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:45,080 We love your style, OK? 168 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:48,760 The shirts, the sandals. Hee-hee. It's funky. 169 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:52,360 But imagine we're all on a football team, 170 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:55,760 and the guy on the wing is wearing a crazy shirt. 171 00:11:55,960 --> 00:12:00,720 Nobody knows what team he's on. Can I pass to him? I don't know. 172 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,960 Damn it! 173 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:10,120 We've lost 5-0. 174 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:10,120 Oh. 175 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:10,120 Tomorrow, plain pastels, please. And a pair of shoes. 176 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:18,000 But we're not playing football... 177 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:18,000 Great. 178 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:18,000 I mean, it's a floor... 179 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:18,000 Good. So long as we're happy. 180 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:22,160 It's not like we have oranges at half-time... 181 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:22,160 Great! 182 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:27,840 Hmmm. > 183 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:31,000 (AS BERNARD AND MANNY) Cheers! Cheers! 184 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:36,560 (AS BERNARD) Manny, would you hurry up with the wine. > 185 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:41,120 Yes, Manny, come on. (AS MANNY) Sorry, Bernard, sorry. 186 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:44,000 Shall we go to the pub or just stay in? 187 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:46,960 Fran? 188 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,960 I have to have somewhere to go, Manny. 189 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:59,000 Bernard wants to talk to you. (AS BERNARD) Yes I do! 190 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,240 And if you won't go... 191 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:05,280 ..I'm gonna have to live here. 192 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:22,160 Now, we are going to sort this out, OK? 193 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:26,680 Bernard, I think you have something you want to say to Manny. 194 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,600 Manny, I'm sorry. 195 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:38,400 I'm sorry I ever let you in here... 196 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:41,800 to rob me of my best years, 197 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:44,680 before leaving me a burnt-out husk! 198 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:48,960 Well, that gives us somewhere to work from. 199 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:54,120 Don't you think? Manny, I think you would like to tell Bernard 200 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:58,640 just how much you'd like to come back, and make it all nice again. 201 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:02,560 No. Wait a minute, this is all about you, Fran. 202 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,840 You're being totally selfish. 203 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:10,800 Just let us have our vicious, soul-destroying break-up in peace. 204 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,800 He's right. We are in pieces, 205 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:15,240 and you don't care about anything but having somewhere to hang around. 206 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,240 Thanks. 207 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:21,600 Not at all. It's never going to be like it was, Fran. 208 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:21,600 Never. I agree. 209 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,600 We agree - 210 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:26,760 we're opposed on every point. 211 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:26,760 Well put. 212 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,760 Thank you. 213 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:26,760 My pleasure. 214 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:33,600 Haven't you got other friends to annoy? Persecute them. 215 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:33,600 Yeah, yeah, society lay-dee! 216 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:39,200 How come you went to Cornwall on your own? 217 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:39,200 Yeah, how come? Hmm? 218 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,200 I've... 219 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:43,120 got friends. 220 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:43,120 Oh? Well, go to them. 221 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:49,520 I will. 222 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:49,520 Don't let us stop ya. 223 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:49,520 I won't! 224 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:49,520 Go on, then! 225 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:54,200 Ha! 226 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,200 Ha. Ha. 227 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:57,920 (LAUGHS CONTEMPTUOUSLY) 228 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:57,920 (MIMICS FRAN) 229 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,160 (MIMICS FRAN) > 230 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:09,560 Oh, er, listen, don't forget to dry your sheets. 231 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:20,320 Well, I'll be off, then, since it's all over between us. I'll write. 232 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:20,320 I won't read it. 233 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:23,960 Well, I'll call. 234 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:23,960 I'll hang up. 235 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:27,600 Well, I'll come and see you. 236 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,600 I'll be dead by then. 237 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:31,600 It doesn't have to be like this. 238 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:34,640 If you would just say those two words. 239 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:52,440 Get out! 240 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,200 CHATTERING 241 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:05,280 OK, huddle time, gather round, guys. 242 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:09,960 Great day today, team. 243 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,960 ALL: Yess! 244 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,800 OK, that was a silver star day, OK? 245 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:15,040 Tomorrow, I want gold. 246 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:18,640 Selling books is a game, it has rules. 247 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:23,760 You need to learn those rules and get serious, cos it's not a game. 248 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:29,160 OK, home time, off you go. 249 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:33,720 You coming, Manny? 250 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:33,720 No, I thought I'd, er, put in an extra hour, 251 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,960 really get to grips with the duty-to-do. 252 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:46,120 Above and beyond the call of duty. One Team Champion point to you. 253 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:46,120 Ye... Yes! 254 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000 Manny, your hair... 255 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:54,640 Does it ever get in the way at all? 256 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,200 Not... really. 257 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:01,320 Mmm. 258 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,760 DOOR OPENS 259 00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:00,760 DOOR CLOSES 260 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:04,600 Good morning, Manny. 261 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,640 Morning, Evan. 262 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:09,080 Er, just popped in to do my yoga. 263 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:12,360 I do it every morning, in my yoga bag. 264 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:18,280 Just running through a few positions. This is the worm.... 265 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:22,320 Er, worm saluting the sun... 266 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:27,760 Um, anaconda! 267 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:37,280 Manny, I'm a reasonable guy. 268 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:39,720 I like to be straight with people. 269 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:43,000 If you tell me the truth, I won't get mad. 270 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:46,800 So tell me - did you sleep here last night? 271 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:50,640 Yes, I did. 272 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,640 (LAUGHS) 273 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,760 I'm really angry now!! 274 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:05,080 (COUGHS AND WHEEZES) I'm not so good! Not feeling so good! 275 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:08,440 Coffee and something... the medicine. 276 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,640 Can't have slugs. 277 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:22,800 Kerpow oven cleaner. If you can clean an oven, you can clean me. 278 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,240 Coffee. 279 00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:04,520 When you look at me, Manny, what do you see? 280 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:04,520 Well, er... 281 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,520 I'll tell you. 282 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:08,880 You see me and say "Hey, there's Evan! He's a young guy, 283 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:12,320 he likes the Stereophonics, he rides a scooter. 284 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:16,320 How far can I push him? But you've let me down, Manny. 285 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:23,520 Please give me one more chance. 286 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:23,520 I need a sign that you can change. I need you to do something for me. 287 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:28,400 (GROWLS) I think you know 288 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:38,320 (GASPS) 289 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,520 The hair, Manny! 290 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:48,040 It's a wall between you and the customers, between you and me, between you and the future. 291 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:50,680 We need you to look like this. 292 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:57,360 Not the hair. Please not the hair! 293 00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:59,880 I've had it since I was nine! 294 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,680 It's time. 295 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,840 < WHIRRING 296 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:37,240 (EXHALES) 297 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:39,480 (WHIMPERS) 298 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:43,320 How you doing in there, Manny? 299 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:47,080 We're all rooting for you out here. 300 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:53,520 KNOCKS ON DOOR 301 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:55,920 WHIRRING 302 00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:01,680 MANNNNNNYYYYYYY! 303 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:10,120 Bernard! I'm sorry. It was my fault you toasted my hand. 304 00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:13,600 Will you take me back? Please? 305 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,800 Bernard? Where are you? 306 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,200 Bernard! 307 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,440 Manny! > 308 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,080 Manny, I don't feel that well. 309 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:33,760 It's... like I'm being... beaten up underwater. 310 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:39,160 I can feel bits of my brain falling away like a wet cake. 311 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:41,280 Could you help me? 312 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:43,680 I will, Bernard, I will. 313 00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:52,400 Bernard, Manny, I've come to tell you I'm moving to Cornwall to start a new life. 314 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:56,640 Yeah. Just give us a hand, will you? 315 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,640 OK, OK. 316 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:59,120 I was gonna go, you know. 317 00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:59,120 Yeah, yeah. 318 00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:01,120 Hang in there, Bernard. 319 00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:04,920 Fran, get some hot towels and some fluffy water. 320 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,840 MANNY! 321 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,640 (DEEP GROWLY) Come here. 322 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,760 Bernard. He wants my hair! 323 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,480 How dare you? 324 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:21,840 Don't you touch a hair on that boy's head. 325 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,400 Have you no respect? 326 00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:27,160 He's mine. 327 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:31,160 Get your own human plaything. 328 00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:35,120 You quartz-brained little cream puff. 329 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:43,400 OK. Well, I tried! There's no point outreaching to people like you. 330 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:49,600 In two years you could have been vice-deputy sub-assistant. But you're not! 331 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:54,800 You're here shuffling around on the floor like the worm you are! 332 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:07,000 Aaagh! 333 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,400 Manny, I'm... so sorry... 334 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:19,760 you had to go through that abuse. 335 00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:25,000 I'm a bit hungry now so fetch up some wine, would you? 336 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:31,520 Oh, yes, Manny, get something nice. We're really famished. 337 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,520 OK. What sort of thing would you like? 338 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:34,800 Don't ask questions, just do it! 339 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:38,320 And clean this place up! It's a disgrace! 340 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:42,080 And boil my eye-bath and polish the stair rods! > 341 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:45,960 De-louse the duvet and tumble dry our doilies. > 342 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:50,320 And hoover the roof! And whistle down the chimneys! > 343 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,920 Intelfax Subtitles 24321

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