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ELECTRIC SAW WHIRRS
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What are they building? The noise!
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They'll finish soon
and we'll have a quiet Sunday.
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PNEUMATIC DRILL ROARS
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Jesus!
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We'll have to blank it out.
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Hi! I was wondering if you could do
a book search for me.
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I'm looking for a biography
of Schubert,
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so if you could just er...
hunt it up for me I'll wait here.
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What kind of coffee do you do?
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This is a bookshop.
We don't do coffee.
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The other bookshops do coffee.
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Listen, you...
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BUILDER'S MACHINERY ROARS
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This Schubert, this book search.
How does it work?
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Well, you know.
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You just... and it pops up.
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We've a different sort of ahh...
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..here.
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Get on your knees!
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Put your hands on the floor.
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From where you are to that far corner
is our music section.
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It's mixed up with Aviation, Botany
and Pregnancy - but you never know.
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SEARCH!
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DRILL ROARS
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That is the kinda thing
that's gonna put customers off!
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DRILL
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GO AND SEE WHEN THE NOISE WILL STOP!
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DRILL STOPS
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Well?
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What?
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Just wait!
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DRILL STOPS, HAMMER CONTINUES
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So what did he say?
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He's breaking for lunch, then he's
back. It'll get worse tomorrow.
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They wake you?
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Seven o'clock.
Halfway through my t'ai chi.
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Thing is, it's not actually illegal
to kill a builder.
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Hey! Hey! Hey! It's Sunday, right?
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Yes.
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We wanna get away from the house.
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Why not go to the park?
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You think that suggestion deserved
the preface "Hey! Hey! Hey!"?
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What about the cinema?
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Let's see.
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OK, how about this?
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"Bouffant. Sandra Bullock as
a woman who sets up a hairdresser's
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in the trenches of WWI."
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No!
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What else?
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Here. "Regression. Richard Gere
kills himself to go back to the past
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to rescue himself as a child, to
grow up to kill himself to go back
to the past to rescue himself..."
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There must be something else.
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What's this? Blue Tunes. Matt Damon,
Ben Affleck, Minnie Driver.
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Oh, I hate her.
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"Leonard Blue runs second-hand record
shop with half-wit assistant Danny."
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Huh!
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"This zany pair team up with bitchy
neurotic Pam. Sure to be a riot!"
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Where do they get this crap?
A child could...
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They must think we're idiots.
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Look at them. Wankers.
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They think they're great.
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We have to do something.
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The usual, please.
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What is your usual?
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I dunno. Haven't decided yet.
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I like the idea of going in
somewhere and asking for the usual.
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Let's go. He must be gone to lunch.
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Usual!
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Hey, have the usual, please.
The usual.
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Ah, usual, please.
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The usual? Usual, please.
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DRILLING, HAMMERING
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We have to do something!
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Why don't we go somewhere
for Sunday lunch?
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All right.
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Where? Where?
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There's this new place, very in.
The Mortuary.
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No vegetables,
everything's dead animals
served on little headstones.
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Why does it have to be fancy?!
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I just want sausage, mash, and cake,
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not twigs fried in honey
or a donkey in a coffin.
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Let's go to that place
that does chicken and things.
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OK. Oh, what should we wear?
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Excuse me?!
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What sort of place is it?
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It's a restaurant.
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Do we dress up or down?
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Dress upside down and inside out but
you still eat spaghetti like a pig!
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Can we just go to lunch, please?!
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I have to get my contact lenses
from the flat.
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BANGING AND HAMMERING >
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THUNDER RUMBLES OVERHEAD
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(STAMMERS) B-B-B-B-B-B-B...
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Fix her, will you?
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B-B-Bernard, they're building
for two weeks, the sign says.
We can't stay here.
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Relax. I'll sort them out later.
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What will you do?
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What can you do?
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I'll write to the council.
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What will you say?
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I'll say "Dear Council,
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please don't build beside us
for the next two weeks."
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What if that doesn't work?
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Yeah, what will you do?
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You wanna know what I'll do?
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Yeah.
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I will...
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drink heavily and SHOUT AT YOU!
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I won't hear you cos of the drill.
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I'LL WRITE YOU A LETTER, AS WELL!
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We'll have to go away.
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It's perfect, a good excuse for
a holiday. We need a nice change.
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WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!
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THIS PLACE'LL BE HELL!
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I am not going on holiday.
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Wait!
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Look!
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What's this?
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Photos of my trip.
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Ooh, it's lovely. Is it Bali?
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Mauritius. Well?
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What? They're like
any holiday photographs.
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A bunch of people, stood around
squinting, who didn't realise
they were that fat!
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That's us outside a restaurant.
And that's us outside a hotel.
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Ooh, what a transformation!
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Oh, and that's Eddie.
He was our map reader.
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He's a gallery owner.
But he lives in Kent.
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This is the only one
of the whole group.
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One of the few times in my life
I've been happy.
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Why are you showing me these?
I don't know these people.
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The only possible use
this photograph would be to me
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would be if I was a hit man
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asked to take out
Eddie the gallery owner from Trent.
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Kent.
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I don't care! I'm not going.
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Fine. We'll go.
You stay and get your head drilled.
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We are going to sunbathe, read
and have silly drinks on a beach.
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Beach?! No! I want the unknown.
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Mystery! Strange places!
Snakes! Jungle!
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Manny, I am not going to
spend my holiday in a snake pit.
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Shut up! Where's this sign?
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Outside.
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There must be somewhere
with jungle and beach!
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What do you do in there, anyway?
In a jungle.
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See how many miles you can walk
in a day.
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Yeah, but the heat.
You must get so dehydrated.
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Yeah, well, in a tight spot
you can always drink your own urine.
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Yeah, but what about the insects?
And how do you wash?
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That's not such a big priority
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when you're quaffing pints
of your own wizz.
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Excuse me. Sorry. Could I just...?
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Thank you.
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Perfect.
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That's it! I'll sort it.
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Don't get ripped off.
Book it straight after lunch.
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Forget lunch.
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And I'm not going to Thailand.
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You said you weren't going anywhere.
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Do-dah neglected to tell me
they're building round the clock.
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So forget beaches and jungles.
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We're going somewhere I can read,
sit and have a quiet drink.
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So your ideal holiday would be here!
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Correct.
So find somewhere exactly like this!
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With a jungle.
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And beach?! We won't find anything!
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Here. "The sunlit island
of Saint Honore, a tiny tropical
jungle engirdled with golden sands,
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boasting the hemisphere's only
English language bookshop and bar."
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I suppose that'll have to do.
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It's got its own website.
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Fine. Manny, you do the flight.
I'll get the essentials.
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Where are you going?
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To pack. Back in two minutes.
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Right. Better get cracking.
Suitcase.
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Right. What do we need?
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What do we need?
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Sun cream, first-aid kit,
sunglasses, cologne and... yep!
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Get... rid... of the rubbish.
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Good, you're putting stuff in.
Thanks. Phrase books,
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traveller's cheques, insect stuff,
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er... music!
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Music? Good point.
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CD player, CDs.
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And... clothes.
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Crap,... crap,... crap,...
crap, crap!
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Right. Very important.
Malaria pills.
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Right.
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Good thinking.
Oh, would you get the corkscrew?
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There we go.
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Now, that's what I call teamwork.
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< CRASH
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You done?
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You've been ages. What's in the bag?
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Oh, nothing.
Just, you know, women's bits.
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Walk away from the bag.
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Manny!
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No! Don't open it! It's private!
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It's girls' things! NO!
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Just as I thought.
Put her in the chair.
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No! No!
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NO! NO!
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We're here to help you.
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You don't understand.
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We understand that you're ill.
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When you've learned to be sensible
you can have this.
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You don't really need these.
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Of course I do.
They're my slow-dancing mules.
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What about these?
You don't need these.
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I do. Suppose we're invited
to a yacht party by drug dealers?
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Two pairs. More than you need.
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One-more-one-more-one-more!
Take something else out.
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Contact lenses and emergency money.
Don't need it. Throw it away.
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Erm... show me those.
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Those. And those. Those.
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You can take one pair.
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Oh, I... I can't decide.
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You can't make me choose.
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What's it to be? One pair. Come on!
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Well, yes,
those ones are comfortable.
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Right!
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No! Wait! Wait! Show me those ones.
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These are weird!
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They are beautiful.
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They make strong men cry in train
stations. Put them in, put them in.
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Well, that's your lot!
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Now, Bernard,
have you got your passport?
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For God's sake, of course I do.
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Actually, I don't. Go and get it.
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Where is it?
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Where does anybody
keep their passport?
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It's in the...
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building.
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Bernard, get it.
We all have to work together.
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All right, all right.
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We have everything?
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Yep. Let's check the list,
to be double-super-safety sure.
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OK. I'll stop you
if we've missed something out.
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Right, OK. 1950-style wind breaker
with two-tone lining
and self-stripe cuffs.
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Sta-Prest peach slacks.
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Manny. Just say clothes.
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Yeah, all right. Done.
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So you've done
the traveller's cheques, insurance,
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Yep. Yep.
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Bernard's getting his passport.
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Sun screen, insect repellant,
phrase books?
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Jawohl!
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Booked the taxi?
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Done and dusted.
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Oh, Saint Honore, here we come!
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What time is the flight?
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The... hmm?
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You didn't book the flights?
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I'm so sorry. I got distracted,
by the... and erm...
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My pants aren't that easy to fold.
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Not a problem.
It's on the Net, you said?
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Yeah. Easy. Easy.
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DIALS
258
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MODEM CONNECT TONE
259
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OK. What's the name of the site?
260
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Er... yeah, I know it.
Erm, Holiday thing dot thing.
261
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Er, no, erm...
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Holiday...
263
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at... dot...
264
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..holiday. Quick, quick!
265
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I wanted it to be safe.
266
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Ah!
267
00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:26,960
No, that's not it.
This button doesn't work.
268
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,440
You are pressing my hand.
269
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:33,720
Manny, you must remember
the name of the site.
270
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,400
A-ha! Naughty little passport.
271
00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:39,280
Hiding in the crisps again.
272
00:15:57,360 --> 00:16:01,240
Manny, Manny, we have been
doing this now for five hours.
273
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:05,880
Where did you see
the name of the site?
274
00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:09,920
In the papers.
275
00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:09,920
Which bit?
276
00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:09,920
The erm... travel section.
277
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,760
Which is open just there on the top.
278
00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:15,160
Yep!
279
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:21,240
Could you read the ad from the paper
to me, please?
280
00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:24,160
"Fly Saint Honore dot com."
281
00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:28,160
I had it in my hand.
282
00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:32,920
I went over here.
283
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:34,960
Where can it be?
284
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:38,480
Right. Got it.
285
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,480
Oh, Fran, you're a genius.
286
00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:44,680
We can't go. I've no passport.
287
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:44,680
Have you checked your desk?
288
00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:44,680
What? No. Oh, yes. There it is.
289
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:49,480
Right. Sorted.
290
00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:54,320
It's a bargain. Better go to bed
now - early flight. Saves us money.
291
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:58,120
Right. I'll get us up.
292
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:58,120
No, you can't be trusted.
I'll stay awake.
293
00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:02,080
I'd better kip here so we'll be
together. Can I have your bed?
294
00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:05,040
Got any bin liners?
295
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:07,040
In the kitchen.
296
00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:13,240
And er... Dettol?
297
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:13,240
Under the sink.
298
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:17,000
Ajax?
299
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:17,000
Yeah. There.
300
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,000
Thanks.
301
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:19,840
Are you... actually...
gonna get in the bed?
302
00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:23,760
Right. Erm... better take these.
303
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:28,200
No, I'm not hungry.
304
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:28,200
Not for you.
Chuck 'em under the bed.
305
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,240
Wha...?
306
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:33,360
What's under the bed?
307
00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:33,360
Dunno.
308
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,240
We just call it The Thing.
309
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000
(MOANS IN SLEEP)
310
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:46,920
TAXI HORN >
311
00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:02,040
BOTH: Come on, come on, come on!
312
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:02,040
Wake up! Get up!
313
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,080
Cab's outside, come on.
314
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:06,120
Come on!
315
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:09,160
Final check. Final... Good.
316
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,920
Good. Come on!
317
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,640
Listen, there's a slight catch.
318
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,080
These flights are very cheap.
319
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:26,840
Four quid each. Quite reasonable.
320
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:32,720
So er... that means we have to make
a couple of changeovers.
321
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:32,720
How does that work? >
322
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:37,120
Well, to get to the Canaries
we have to change... ahem,...
323
00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:41,000
in New Zealand.
324
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:41,000
What? That's practically in France!
325
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,920
I know.
326
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:47,360
Let's stay. Have saki at the rodeo,
go home on a sled with a camel.
327
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:52,400
We're just refuelling. And then we
change again. At... ahem, Stansted.
328
00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:56,920
I've always wanted to go there.
329
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,920
Nice, is it?
330
00:18:56,960 --> 00:19:00,960
They've got these little trains
that have no driver.
331
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,240
Oh! Lovely.
332
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:05,920
We'll just be there a little while.
333
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:09,520
Few days. In and around the airport.
In, mostly.
334
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:11,880
That's where the trains are.
335
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:15,800
Then it's straight on
to sunny Saint Honore.
336
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:21,240
"Would passengers Black, Bianco
and Katzenjammer go to Gate 4?"
337
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:24,960
That's us.
338
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:24,960
Wait. Let's see if they do it again.
339
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:29,000
"Passengers Black, Bianco and
Katzenjammer, please go to Gate 4."
340
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,200
ALL: Hooray!
341
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,840
This has to be the last connection.
342
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,880
Is this Prague?
343
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:48,920
I don't care where it is.
I'm not getting on another plane.
344
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:51,760
I think this is Miami.
345
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:55,360
Fine. I'm gonna live here
and sell guns to children.
346
00:19:56,080 --> 00:20:01,480
You liked Saint Honore.
347
00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:01,480
I did. I thoroughly enjoyed
the four hours we spent there.
348
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:04,280
You can't say
the flights weren't cheap.
349
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:08,040
And you can't say we didn't spend
13 days on a plane.
350
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,480
574.
351
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,760
574 what?
352
00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:16,840
I kept them all. 574...
353
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,960
of these little towel things.
354
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,480
Let's get a drink.
355
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:24,520
This might be Nairobi.
356
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,680
Nope. It's definitely Minsk.
357
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:32,600
You're both wrong. It's obvious.
He has all the trademark piercings.
358
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:39,200
Hakkim yoba! Habah. Hakyak!
359
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,880
Olodyvishinov nynzbar?
360
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:53,600
Anv eel kaddygem g'diem lefkess?
361
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:57,040
Where... are... we?
362
00:20:57,240 --> 00:21:01,160
'Eathrow, luv!
363
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,160
Oh, we're home.
364
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,720
Three glasses of Merlot, please.
365
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:08,120
< Don't look at me like that.
366
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:13,480
It wasn't all bad.
How many people can say they've
been on a hospital river boat?
367
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:18,040
And they didn't get
to perform surgery on themselves.
368
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:20,840
Just as well they thought
Manny was a god.
369
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:25,360
Yes, it'll be some time before
I want to sacrifice another monkey!
370
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:28,000
We said
we wouldn't talk about Canada!
371
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,960
Let's go home.
372
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,160
Got your keys?
373
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:38,520
No. I left them in the bag, which
you unburdened yourself by losing.
374
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:41,400
What do you mean, "Ah"?
375
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,400
It's just that... I think...
376
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,840
my keys were in there as well.
377
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:48,920
Were they? Funny, isn't it?
It's just one thing after another.
378
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:50,960
You're fired.
379
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:56,920
Now, look,...
380
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:56,920
And after I dislodge and return your
thong, I never want to see you again.
381
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:09,760
Do you want to jump or come down
gradually? I opted for gradual.
382
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,760
Get away from me!
383
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:14,000
It was a thrill to recreate with you
but now our association ends.
384
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:19,320
You have brought nothing but pain,
penury and strife into my days.
385
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:25,200
I wish you good fortune
in whatever avenue of life
you assault with your presence.
386
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:32,400
Here's your redundancy package.
I'm sorry it's in Phenobian
wooden dollars but that's your fault.
387
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,440
Good luck and goodbye.
388
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:40,200
You can't run the place on your own.
389
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:40,200
I'll struggle on somehow.
390
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:47,640
I don't accept your apology. Give it
30 years and take this with you.
391
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:52,840
Bernard.
392
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,840
Do you want to come outside?
393
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,840
I'm cold. I have chilblains,
394
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:56,880
tinnitus and thrush.
If you want to fight, come inside!
395
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:15,720
< (GIBBERS)
396
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,360
(CACKLES LIKE A MONKEY)
397
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:26,800
(STAMMERS) The noise, the noise!
398
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:29,160
B-b-b-b-b-but I found it.
399
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:32,560
I found it! I found it!
400
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:42,440
Manny, could you look after the shop
by yourself for a while?
401
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:45,320
Sure.
402
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:45,320
What are you going to do?
403
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:47,760
I am going on holiday.
404
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:13,960
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