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Erm, how much is this?
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£3.
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Oh. Hmm. Hmm.
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Something wrong with your head?
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(SIGHS)
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Is it just uncontrollable?
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Erm...
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Perhaps I should put the price down.
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I was thinking £2.
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Because £3 is naked profiteering
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for a book a mere... 912 pages long.
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What'll I do with that extra pound?
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Add an acre to the grounds,
chuck some koi carp in the pond.
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I know - I'll build
a wing on the National Gallery.
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£2.50.
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That's more like it.
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Now you're being reasonable.
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£2.50 gets you...
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RIPPING
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..this much. The rest is yours
with the other 50p.
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BELL
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Thank you.
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Bernard...
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Don't start, customer lover.
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I'm just off to get the paint.
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The shop is the way it is
because it's the way it is.
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If it wasn't the way it is
it wouldn't be the way it is.
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It needs doing.
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It has character.
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Character is an ambiance, a feeling,
not something with fur and a beak.
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SCUTTLING AND GRUNTING
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YELPING
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Flew the nest again.
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I'm getting two brushes, by the way.
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You can paint with both hands.
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I was thinking that...
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You just thought you were thinking.
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Maybe if...
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No!
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But if...
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No! I don't want to be bothered,
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you big hairy...
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Oh, hello.
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Hello.
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What's the matter with you?
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Dunno.
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I'm just a big cloud of "dunno."
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Since my shop closed
I feel empty all the time.
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You hated your shop.
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Yeah.
But hating it took up my whole life.
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Without it I'm disconnected.
I keep buying things.
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I went to get a paper
and I came back with all this.
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Chocolate. Magazines.
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And a Vauxhall Astra.
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This is a difficult time. Don't be
ashamed to get professional help.
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You mean I should talk to a...
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Barman. The pub. Right now.
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Think it's that serious?
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Oh, yes! Manny, look after the shop
until Manny gets...
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You're not busy, are you?
Keep an eye on the shop.
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CASH REGISTER JANGLES
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Sorry. Wrong shop.
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# CLASSICAL
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Manny!
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I'm the information point.
Can I help?
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I hope so. I was looking
for a pair of hobnail boots.
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I want to jump up and down
on somebody who's ruining my life.
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I can explain. I went
to that big bookshop, Saga Books.
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(SPITS)
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They had coffee and places to sit.
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I thought we should be like them.
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I bought £114-worth of books
because it was so nice in there.
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Look at this,
a novel by a 12-year-old Spaniard.
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An Account
Of The Nazi Space Programme.
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This won't work.
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A large-print biography
of Basil Brush.
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BANGING
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No-one needs sofas that eat you
or information points.
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Fran did. She wanted something to do
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so I suggested she check out
her family tree and informed her
of our genealogy section.
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Hey, hey, if you trace it back,
and I might be wrong,
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but I come from a very good line and
apparently I am Queen Victoria's...
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uncle.
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I'll start again.
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It's all going back to how it was.
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Coffee and books is a fad.
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Nobody is gonna be fooled by this.
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Could I have these, please?
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Sorry. They're £80.
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It's a lot. But your information
point showed me where they were
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and I sat on your sofa
and flicked through
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and I thought "Oh, treat yourself."
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Come again.
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With coffee that good
I think I will.
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CREAKING
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Bernard, put your thing on.
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I'm back now.
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I know!
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I've been to the shops.
That deserves a star.
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No. Stars are for achievement.
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My 40th cigarette this afternoon.
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Wait for this. It's brilliant.
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I had another go at my family tree
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and I have relatives from Eastern
Europe living round the corner.
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Is that news or what?
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Oooh.
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It's amazing putting it together.
Stop me if it's boring.
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First you check the parish records.
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Stop.
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Well, I don't care.
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Because I've got roots.
I don't need you.
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Sorry to be such a BORE!
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INTERFERENCE
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If you'll excuse me
I'm going to be with my people.
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Erm... pol... poliknish.
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Poliknish!
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(EASTERN EUROPEAN ACCENT)
Oh, no, don't wipe.
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You've never had
a Tishthian kiss before.
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You poor girl.
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Here she is.
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(BOTH CHEER)
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BOTH: Poliknish!
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This is Fredric.
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Martina.
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And Gregor.
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Our long lost cousin.
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Sit, Fran, sit.
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Drink bean tea with us.
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Oh, it's in a little glass.
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No, that's your right hand.
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That's how they drink in Afbekistan.
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Anyone who drinks tea
with their right hand is an enemy.
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ALL: Hooray!
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Tell us about yourself.
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Well, I was born...
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Do you have a car?
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Er, yes. Well, it's just an Astra.
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Traviski!
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To have a success in our family!
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Someone who owns an Astra.
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(MUTTER AMONGST THEMSELVES)
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Poliknish.
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Oh, isn't this nice?
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(NERVOUSLY) Pol... Poliknish.
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I must have the rest of that book.
Here's that 50p.
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(MIMCS HIM) Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
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I was thinking £15.
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What?
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No, you're right. £25.
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This is totally unfair.
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Hmm. Hmm.
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What you just did contravenes
our customer code promise pledge.
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We must offer a service
like the big shops.
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That's why we came up with the CCPP.
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00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:05,960
Oh, we did, did we?
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00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:05,960
You were with a customer.
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The fellow with the red hair. Called
you Bern because of your badge.
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Quite funny, actually. Bern.
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00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:20,720
One - the customer is not only
always right but fun to be around.
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Remark on their wise choices
and laugh at their jokes.
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If you're wearing a low-cut top
well, no harm done.
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Can't say it's not working.
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Two - if the sides of your head don't
hurt you're not smiling enough.
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Yes. More, more.
No, that looks nasty.
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That's it.
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Management should have
regular meetings with the staff
to sound out grievances.
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Manny, how's it going?
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Fine.
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Good. Meeting over.
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Look, you've popped out.
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What are you doing tomorrow?
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Nothing planned.
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Martina's moving to a flat and needs
some help and we don't have a car.
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Oh, no, no, I couldn't.
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I'll help. No problem.
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After that there's some ham
I need to pick up from Folkestone.
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Lots of ham.
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Folkestone?
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Sure. I'll take you. Yeah.
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(ALL CHEER)
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See that bloke with the cappuccino,
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I just sold him Ulysees
and A Guide To Ulysees.
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Now, can I have a star, please?
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You... can have...
as many stars... as you like
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because I'm not doing this any more.
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I'm sick of this. If we're not
reordering some book we're steaming
milk for the bambaccinos.
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They don't respect us
because we've given them everything.
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Where did they go?
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They went to get some food.
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We've got coffee.
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You wanted less people in the shop.
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Don't twist my words.
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That's what you said.
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They can't find reasons to leave.
We can feed them!
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We'll build a pool and a gym
and an Egyptian-style casino.
No, that's a bit much.
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If they could eat
they'd buy books all day long.
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From now on we'll run a restaurant
service. Do Saga Books do that?
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We can't run a restaurant.
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From now on the only stars we'll be
looking at will be Dunlop stars.
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Michelin stars.
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Them as well.
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CHATTERING AND LAUGHTER
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I'm tired, Grandma,
can I have a cold drink?
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00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:35,520
Oh, Fran, what you need
is some hot bean tea, huh?
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Sorry I couldn't help with the hams.
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00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:41,560
But it messes up my hair.
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00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:45,800
I, er... I think I'll go home,
get to bed.
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00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:50,280
Yes. Rest, Fran. On Saturday you
will take Gregor to the hospital.
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00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:54,040
It's a little out of the way -
Aberdeen.
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00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,320
Oh, no, I can't.
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Take a jiffy, two little jiffies.
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I can't. Because I'm...
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I'm speaking at the London School of
Economics and I must have a bath.
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00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,160
Let me explain, Fran.
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Any one member of the family
is like this bean.
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But the family is tightly bound
like this sausage.
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And if one member
does not help the family... Well...
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BANG
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Saturday. You drive.
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CLATTERING
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Have you got the lobsters?
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Put them in the pot.
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What's it gonna be?
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Our signature dish - luxury pie.
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The food of kings.
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Truffles, saffron, caviar.
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And champagne.
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Drizzle it, drizzle it.
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BOTH: Mmmm.
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Ritz!
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OK. Starters done.
Now to the mains.
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Bernard, all this food
is attracting those creatures.
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He's got an onion. It's unhygienic.
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All the best kitchen's are dirty.
Slice the garlic.
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They're huge. We'll soon be able
to saddle them up and ride to town.
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I'm not convinced
we should open as a restaurant
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and if we do
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we shouldn't open tonight.
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Shut up.
I'm trying to make creme brulee.
240
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:09,200
Do you have to drink so much wine?
241
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:09,200
How are we going to get
candles in empty wine bottles?
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Two for you. Get stuck in.
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Stop talking in English.
I want French in my kitchen.
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Il n'y a pas de anything else.
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Putain!
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Mine, I think.
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I need some advice.
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Hang on.
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Right.
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That family I found - I met them
and really want to get rid of them.
251
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You got me into it. So, Mr
Information Man, how do I get out?
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OK. What about this?
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Fran.
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ALL: Fran!
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How's the car?
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Never better.
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Oh. Tea.
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Oh. My right hand. How awful.
259
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:20,720
I'll make it up to you by singing
the Tishthian national anthem.
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I've been practising.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
262
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,440
(SINGS IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
263
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:35,160
It's the Afbekistan national anthem.
264
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:39,200
That verse mocks our country's
nuclear power facilities.
265
00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:42,480
Well, you'll have to disown me now.
266
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:48,480
People with Astras can drink with
their right hand and sing anything.
267
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,800
That's how it's been for centuries.
268
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:55,120
So, we forgive you.
269
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:58,960
Let's celebrate with a drive
and an up-slap meal.
270
00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:06,200
Where's the thing?
271
00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:06,200
On the thing on top of the thing.
272
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:13,080
Blancmange is always so fiddly.
273
00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:20,280
What's this? Gourmet food
is presented in little towers.
274
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:20,280
Soup.
275
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:20,280
Well, get it in a tower. Come on.
276
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:22,480
Show me your hands.
277
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:30,200
Cooks have burns.
278
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:30,200
(SCREAMS)
279
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:30,200
You're a cook.
I'll do it to myself. Later.
280
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,680
Come on, come on.
281
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,200
Come on!
282
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:41,520
Fran, our food's very late.
283
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,800
Fran, make food come.
284
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,760
Manny, I can't get rid of them.
285
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:52,240
Fran, I want you to be a waitress.
286
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:52,240
No. I'm sick of doing favours.
287
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:55,960
I can pay you.
288
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:55,960
Really?
289
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,960
No.
290
00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:55,960
OK.
291
00:19:55,960 --> 00:20:05,560
Take this out to table 12.
292
00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:05,560
There're no plates.
293
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:05,560
Use books with pictures of plates
on. Do I have to explain everything?
294
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,120
Not enough mint.
295
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:13,720
Manny, do you have a tower of soup?
296
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,920
Where are the turrets?
297
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,120
It's rubbish!
298
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,240
Where're my ingredients?
299
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,240
We've cooked them all!
300
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:29,440
I don't care!
301
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:33,240
We can still make feasts.
This paint will make a tasty dish.
302
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,560
My oven can cook anything.
303
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:41,160
My oven can cook... bits of oven.
304
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,800
Yes. Yes.
305
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,680
Yes, oh yes, oh yes.
306
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:59,880
Good food at reasonable prices
isn't that hard.
307
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:02,680
Has everyone finished being sick?
308
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,080
↑ MOANING
309
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:08,840
No. I think Grandma
has some way still to go.
310
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:17,440
I brought you here. You got
food poisoning. It's all my fault.
311
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:20,720
I can't ask you to forgive me now.
312
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:24,920
The bonds of third-cousin-hood
can never be broken.
313
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:28,480
Now, you'll take us home.
314
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:30,880
Wait a minute.
315
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:46,440
Oh no!
Something terrible has happened.
316
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,920
FLAMES CRACKLE
317
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,240
Someone's set fire to the car.
318
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:10,880
Still, I know that in this moment of
hardship my family will stick by me.
319
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,600
No, not there. They went over there.
320
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,640
We're a bookshop, Manny.
321
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:35,440
What is wrong with that?
322
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:38,280
Restaurant - what were we thinking?
323
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,080
GRUNTING AND SCUTTLING
324
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:44,680
The bloody sofa and stupid coffee.
325
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:48,280
< Ridiculous.
The place is lovely as it is.
326
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:53,440
Oh, I'm free.
327
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:57,440
Anyway, my friends
have always been my real family.
328
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:02,480
What do you want?
329
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:02,480
A tenner. I need a taxi to my class.
330
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:07,440
Class? What're you doing?
331
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:07,440
Persian cats throughout history.
332
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,480
MEWING
333
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,760
I did it! I got the queen.
334
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:51,920
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