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No,...
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No.
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Maybe. No, no.
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Sales manager
in a huge department store.
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Too busy.
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Beautician on a cruise liner?
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Too boaty.
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Find work and sort your life out any
time. The pub closes in five hours.
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Try and help.
It's not easy finding a job.
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Have Manny's. He's useless.
He won't mind.
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He can go back to whatever
seaman's shelter he was born in.
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Enough. The pub. Come on, Manny.
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No, I won't bother. I'm useless,
apparently. I'll stay here.
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Don't take it like that.
I only meant it in the sense
you never do anything of any use.
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I hope you've got keys for when
you roll in drunk. I'm off to bed.
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PHONE
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CONTINUES TO RING
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"Manny, I've left my keys somewhere.
Bring them over, will you?"
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Yes?
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Oh, hello, Gus.
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Long-time-no-speaky!
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Oh? When did you get out?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Your nephew? Yeah. Sure
we could do a book reading. Yeah.
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No problem. Yeah. Listen, Gus,
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a friend of mine's looking for work.
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You wouldn't happen to know
of anything? Yeah. Right.
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Great. What's the name?
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OK, hang on.
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Now we'll see who's useless.
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All right, fire away.
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Yep. Speak up a bit.
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# NEW ORLEANS JAZZ BAND
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< MACHINE WHIRRS
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Whey!
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Oh! Hot! Hot!
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Ooops!
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Lucky!
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# RADIO JAZZ CONTINUES >
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Five... six... seven... eight.
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Morning! >
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Morning.
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Well?
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Lovely. Job's as good as yours.
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This bloke Nugent owes a favour
to my mate, Gus. That's the address.
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Who's Danny Spudge?
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You'll meet him at lunch.
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What did Nugent say about the work?
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I spoke to Gus after he'd spoken
to Danny, so I don't know.
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Who's Gus? What lunch?
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I'm gonna be late.
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Wait!
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Now, who's Nugent?
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She won't know
until she does the job.
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Job? How do you know Danny Spudge?
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I don't. Gus does.
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Who's Gus?
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A friend of Nugent.
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Hello?
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Who are you?
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I'm Ralph.
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Ralph who?
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Don't play games!
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Why did they send you?
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I just want a book on tape!
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What book?
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Anything by James Ellroy.
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How's Ellroy involved?
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Tell me or I'll jam you. Who's Gus?
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Gus is a friend of mine.
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Keep talking!
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I once worked for Gus.
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Bit of a crook, well connected.
His nephew Danny wrote a book.
Gus wants him to do a reading.
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I asked for a job for Fran and
he put her onto Nugent. No mystery.
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OK?
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What about this bastard?
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He's a customer. I'm sorry, we don't
do books on tape. Try down the road.
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Yes. Yes. Ye... No!
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No! How many times 'ave I...
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How many times 'ave I 'eard that?
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Just get it sorted! Right?!
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(Fran?)
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Yeah. Look, we're not living
on a farm! Do you take my point?
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So just do it
because it is your job!
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(Vouchers for the canteen.
Sorry about this.)
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No. No.
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NO!
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(Take these to the front,
they'll show you your desk.)
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Great. Right.
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Go on. Go on.
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Sorry, I don't actually know what...
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For Christ's sake!
Does he have to be told everything?!
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(See ya later.)
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Listen, if I 'ave to come down there
and show you the box, I will!
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But you don't want that.
Cos the minute I step in that door,
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those boxes travel! In a box!
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KEYBOARDS CLICKING FRENETICALLY
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'Ow many times? In a box! ↑
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I genuinely don't care! >
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SHOUTING CONTINUES, MUFFLED
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FAINT KEYBOARD & PHONE NOISES
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So I left 'im sat there,
starin' at 'is fumbs in the ashtray.
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It's quite a funny story.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Thumbs.
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In the ashtray.
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Thumbs, yeah.
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Just lying there, all bloody.
And bent.
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It's a very, very,
very, very, funny, funny story.
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It's not that funny.
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BOTH: No.
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I don't wanna give the punters
the wrong impression.
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That would be...
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Some people fink I'm a fug.
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That's very upsettin'.
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That's why I did the book.
Set a few fings straight.
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So they could see
the real, adorable you.
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EXACTLY!
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Anyway, lads, about the book
reading. I've got a slight problem.
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We can cancel it! Fine. No problem.
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Cancel? Naaah, na-na-naaah.
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No big fing. It's just I gotta brush
up a bit... on me readin' skills.
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But you wrote a book.
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Naah, ghost writer, innit?
Bloke who did the Spice Girls book.
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Wow.
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So you can gimme lessons, yeah?
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Ah, no, we... we...
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You can read, can't ya?
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Obviously! Everybody can read.
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But we...
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Everybody... with...
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People who...
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I think, er,
we'll be able to help you.
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So, here's to your lessons.
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Cheers.
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Incidentally,
don't tell anyone about this.
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Otherwise I'll kill ya both.
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And yer mums.
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I don't know
what I'm supposed to be doing.
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If I get found out they'll fire me.
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Don't worry.
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But I don't know what to do. Whether
I'm supposed to... or... anything.
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I need this job.
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You'll pick it up.
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It's all about attitude.
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Just go in there and give it a go
and you'll pick it up.
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We don't know how to teach somebody
to read but we'll... pick it up.
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That's how you learn anything.
Like driving or...
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Exactly. I'm not worried.
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Astrophysics.
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Exactly.
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Lion taming.
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I'm not worried.
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DOOR SLAMS
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You seen Ted? Braces. Spots.
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This is crap. He's crap.
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At what?
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Everythin'. He doesn't know
what he's supposed to be doin'.
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There's always one wanker,
who faffs around and leaves
everyone else to pick up the slack.
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How're you gettin' on, all right?
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Good. Yeah. Hectic. Pity about Ted.
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She hasn't done much
since I've been in.
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Right. Noted. Cheers, Fran. When do
you hand you stuff in, eh? Thursday?
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Thursday? Day after tomorrow?
Fair's fair. You hired me yesterday,
told me nothing about the job.
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I'm not going to... keep you waiting
till Thursday. First thing tomorrow.
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Board's gonna be there.
You gonna present it yerself?
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Yeah, of course.
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Great stuff. I wish Gus would
send me a few more like you.
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GET ON WITH IT!
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"I kept his ear in my pocket for a
month. I used to chew it at parties."
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"Gets you noticed, I can tell you."
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He's insane! This is insane!
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Reading is one of those things
that can't be taught.
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You remember your early books.
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"Peter likes Jane,
Jane likes Peter. Peter has a ball."
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"Jane has no thumbs."
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Gentlemen.
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Danny.
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Hello. Thank you.
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Have a seat.
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You tellin' me what to do?
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BOTH: No! No! No!
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Er, have you eaten?
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Would you like a jumper?
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You're not bored, are you?
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Naaah.
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Let's start.
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OK. If you want to just read a page,
we'll find your level.
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Hang on, shouldn't I learn the er...
what-ya-may-call-'em first? The...
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Yes? The what?
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The erm... the letters. Alphabet.
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I gotta know that
before I can make words.
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Ahhh!
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Yes. Yes, of course.
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Manny, a moment.
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Just a...
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He doesn't know letters.
He can't read at all.
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So he missed a bit of school.
Apparently he's good at snooker.
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Is he? Good. Good.
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Quick, go and dig out
Learning To Read With Steve Davis.
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You see?
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We're not quitters.
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I am a quitter. From a long line of
quitters. Amazing I'm here at all.
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He's an urchin. A foundling.
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We can teach him.
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WE CAN'T! LOOK AT THAT FACE!
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I bet his cornflakes
tried to crawl out of the bowl!
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We have to try.
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What if we can't?
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Just try, Danny.
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Please. Guess. What's the letter?
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Aaah...
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Ohh! I've got a cluster 'eadache.
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I'm gettin' upset.
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I can't breave! I gotta go.
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That's fine!
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If you have to.
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How long's it take
for these lessons to take effect?
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I am doin' well, ain't I?
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Excellent. Excellent.
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A natural. (TITTERS NERVOUSLY)
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Oh, good. Good.
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Because if I can't read by Friday
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you'll both be brown bread.
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Buttered! With 'Arry.
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On the boat.
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(WAILS)
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Who's Harry?
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(WAILS) I don't have a boat.
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There you are. Manny. What do I do?
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I have to give a talk or a report
or a talk about a report...
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Quiet! We've got a real problem.
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Do you want me to get fired?
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Do you want us to get killed?
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Will you both please relax?
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It's your fault.
All I know about my job is
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there are biscuits
in the stationery cupboard.
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What kind?
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We're gonna die!
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It's nothing.
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It's not nothing. He eats poppadoms
without breaking them.
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Worry not. And you'll be fine. Just
go in there and... do the thing.
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What thing?
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I love my thumbs.
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Don't worry. I'll call Gus.
He'll sort us out. Trust me.
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What about me? If I get the boot...
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Don't worry. Plenty of oomph!
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Oomph?
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Oomph.
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Well, well, well.
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What am I doing here?
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I ask you that. What's it all about?
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< Any ideas?
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Ask yourself. Is this...
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A - efficient?
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and B - productive?
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Is this the best we can be?
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Are we... or...
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are we not...
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a company?
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Thank you, Fran.
Thank you very much.
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You're special. You're a leader.
263
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You're gonna head up your own team.
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You're going all the way.
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Yes, Danny. Yes, Danny.
OK. Da... Danny, thank you.
266
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That was Danny. He was very excited
about being able to read by tomorrow.
267
00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:48,560
When is Gus coming?
268
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:51,840
What if Danny doesn't listen to him?
269
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< Everyone listens to Gus.
270
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He's the Fixer.
271
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But Danny said if we told anyone...
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We'll be discreet.
273
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I know the lingo.
274
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But what...?
275
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:09,200
What is this?
You think you're a gangster now?
276
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I'm known in all the boroughs.
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CAR HORN TOOTS >
278
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Right. Clear off.
He doesn't talk to strangers.
279
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,200
Psst!
280
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:37,720
Manneeee!
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Gussss!
282
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,040
Now, Manny, what can I do for you?
283
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:08,160
It's our little transaction, Gus.
Half of it's wobbly.
284
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Tch, tch, tch, tch!
285
00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:14,640
You know how it is. Someone goes
in the deep end, get in a flap.
Then the bully in them comes out.
286
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:16,680
And you think "Ooh, hello!"
287
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:22,800
Dear, oh dear. Michaels,
I take it, are being taken?
288
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,800
Ugly words. Threats, in fact.
289
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,000
Mums were mentioned, Gus. Mums.
290
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:28,960
Ah! This is total lack of respect.
291
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,760
YOU DO IT, BECAUSE IT'S YOUR JOB!
292
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:35,520
Manny, I've been promoted.
I get to bully everyone.
293
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:38,640
Fatty and Spotty wee themselves
every time I walk by.
294
00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:43,200
Fran, this is...
295
00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:43,200
I don't know what I'm doing
so don't tell anyone, or else!
296
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:46,400
This is Mr erm...
297
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,400
Ahh, hello.
298
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CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING BY YOURSELF?
299
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Manny, don't you dare tell anyone.
300
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:55,280
Mum's the word!
301
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:58,040
NO, NO, NOOOOO!
302
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:05,760
Er, sorry about that. The problem...
303
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,760
You're being bullied.
304
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:09,320
We can't have that!
Leave it to me, Manny.
305
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Sorry to trouble you, Gus.
306
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,880
No trouble.
307
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DOOR CLOSES >
308
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:23,600
What did he say, the midget?
309
00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:23,600
You mustn't call him a midget.
310
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:23,600
He's a midget. A tiny midget.
311
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:27,560
What if he overheard?
312
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,560
HE WON'T! HIS EARS ARE TOO SMALL!
313
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,080
Now, what's he gonna do about Danny?
314
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,680
It'll be fine. He'll call him off.
315
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:39,840
How do you know what he'll do?
He's a crook.
316
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:39,840
Let's just say we've always
understood one another.
317
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:55,000
Go get me some Turkish Delight.
318
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:59,040
Nugent? Gus. Get rid of the girl.
319
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:02,280
She's a bully. She's got no respect.
320
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:04,520
Yeah, threats and everything.
321
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:08,720
No, I can't tonight,
I'm going to see the Coronas Quartet.
322
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,720
It's not fair. I was doing so well.
323
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:56,040
Everybody loved me.
They were lovely people.
324
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:59,320
You didn't know what you were doing.
325
00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:59,320
Don't interrupt!
326
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:04,240
I had authority. I was somebody.
Can't you talk to Gus? Please.
327
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:07,800
No, he's already done us a favour,
sorting Danny out.
328
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:13,240
It's unfortunate you got fired
immediately after I spoke... to him
329
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:18,200
but... everything's... gonna be
all right... and it'll be OK
330
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,960
because it's all very, very good.
331
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,720
Dreadful people. The Gucchi dwarf.
332
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:28,000
And that drongo, Danny. As if you
could ever teach a thug like that.
333
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:31,960
Bernard! Shut up!
334
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,960
Gus was genuine underworld
335
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:36,640
because he has to get on a stepladder
to pee. But that huge gonk!
336
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:36,640
Bernard!
337
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:40,240
I wish I could see him again.
I'd have him! Like that!
338
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:43,440
Feelin' a bit woozy.
339
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:46,320
Always get dizzy before the screams.
340
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:53,800
Before the air is full of gizzards
and tendons.
341
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:57,000
The hair! The blood!
342
00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,640
It'll pass in a mo'.
343
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,720
And then... I'm gonna rip...
344
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:08,240
So you're the one who can't read!
345
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:17,000
Sit down.
346
00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:17,000
Huh?
347
00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:17,000
I said sit down!
348
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:24,320
Take that silly look
off your big head.
349
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:32,120
Now, we've drawn an A. Haven't we?
350
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,800
What is it?
351
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:37,920
It's an... A!
352
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:43,480
I wanna go to the toilet.
353
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:43,480
Shut up!
354
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,640
Not until you can read this.
355
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,840
"Nibbly Pig got on a bus."
356
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:52,880
She's playing with fire.
He's not ready for Nibbly Pig.
357
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:08,640
Here's the divvy.
358
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:14,080
Keep it down out there, would you?
359
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,080
(Cue Danny.)
360
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:21,200
"It is a truth,
universally acknowledged,
361
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:25,120
that a single man
in possession of a good fortune
362
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,560
must be in want of a wife."
363
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,400
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