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# DRAMATIC MUSIC
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# MUSIC PLAYS BACKWARDS
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THUD ECHOES
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Three 99s, please.
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I'm staring at women.
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It's the heat, the dresses,
it's driving me nuts.
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It's very hot, too hot.
What's the temperature?
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No, I'm not twelve.
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No, go away.
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I was only trying to be nice.
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I haven't slept for a week,
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my flat is suffocating.
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Stop asking that.
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Mustn't stare. Mustn't stare.
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You haven't stared at me.
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You're my oldest friend. Anyway,
you look like you fell out of a tree.
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Go home and get some rest.
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I can't sleep there. It's like
the walls are closing in on me.
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Look at her.
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I bet she washes her hair in streams
and milks things.
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She's not even sweating.
Has she not glands?
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It's 81 degrees. 81!
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Don't block the frock.
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But it might get to 88.
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It can't.
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Shut up, go and have a cold bath.
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I've got to get a girlfriend before I
turn into a freak who gawps at women.
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I'm gonna lie down.
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Excuse me, have you got...
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Oh.
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One for you too.
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How do you know what we want?
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We don't like the same stuff.
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You're going away, you want trash,
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but different kinds of trash. You're
a woman, you want social themes.
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You want plot, suspense. Try this.
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This temp, she's 29, she can't
get a boyfriend. Oh, my God.
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Sounds great.
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No way.
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And she has to stop a nuclear war.
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Oh, right.
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One each, then.
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SNORING
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Get out! Women think
you're my girlfriend. Go.
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Just for a few hours. In my place
I'm writhing, sticky, glistening.
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Stop it! Get me a girlfriend,
until this wears off.
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She'll be a summery girl,
she'll have hair, summery friends
who know how to be outside.
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She'll play tennis,
wear dresses, have bare feet.
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In the autumn I'll ditch her,
cos she's my summer girl.
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Get up! Go home!
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Bye-bye!
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SIREN
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THUD
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RUMBLING
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BANG
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Waa!
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88. What's the big deal?
What happens to you?
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You don't want to know.
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I do want to know.
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No, you don't.
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Of course I do!
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I want to know even more
if you tell me I don't.
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I'm telling you...
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You don't want to know
why I want to know.
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Why's that?
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Ha! See?!
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I have a condition.
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What's it called?
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Dave syndrome.
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You're making this up.
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It's like that fudge thing,
you have to have it to stop you...
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Going deaf.
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And you only travel in vans.
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No, the other way. Never let me
be put in a van! Never!
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It's attention-seeking rubbish!
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Hi. Do you have a book...
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Thank you.
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How would you like a nice cool one?
Lovely on a hot day.
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Cool books?
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Straight from the fridge.
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Oh, thank you.
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Ah.
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BELL
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OK, if I told you that the walls
of my flat were actually moving in,
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would you think I was strange?
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No, I'd ask you to come
and look after my small children.
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Come round tonight
and we'll watch the wall.
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No, we'll be staying in,
watching the thermometer, won't we?
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It's an impossible choice -
walls, thermometers.
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I just hope when I flip the coin
it explodes and kills me.
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Fran. Hello.
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How's it going?
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There might be a slight rent
increase soon, price of light bulbs.
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What's this, 2B? There wasn't a 2B..
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This is a new door.
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You've moved my bloody wall
and put a room in.
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It's a Victorian house. It was
built with redouble perspective.
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You may think a room's twice
as big or small as it actually is.
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There was never a flat here.
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It's the heat,
playing tricks with your mind.
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Don't. That's rude, love.
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Hello.
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Oh, hi. Are you in 2A?
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I'm in 2. There is no 2A.
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This flat's always been here.
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Remember the Bracewells?
And the Guptas before that?
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Little Sanjay with his trumpet?
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Oh, when are you going to fix
the peephole?
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I can see into the flat but I can't
see out from in there. It's weird.
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Soon, love.
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He's making this up,
this is a new room.
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She's a bit...
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I am not a bit...
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Come in for a coffee and we'll talk.
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Coffee I've spilt on the carpet,
you've picked up with tweezers
to serve back to me.
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That was mad, but everything else
was true. I want my flat back.
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Girls! Girls. Girls...
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You're both such lovely girls.
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You'll be sharing sugar in no time.
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Don't fight,
and if you do, fight nice
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with pillows and jim-jams.
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WHIRRING
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The heating's on!
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I want to see what happens to you
at 88 degrees.
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Don't do that again.
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You're making this up. I will have
no malingerers in my shop.
Fetch my lolly.
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It was the landlord. He moved
my wall and put in another flat.
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Now there is this woman in my space.
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What's she like?
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You know the type.
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They're all "Hello" and "Hi".
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She even asked me in for coffee.
A really clever bitch.
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You should get a lawyer.
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Expensive.
Maybe get someone to pretend.
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Someone like a lawyer.
Arrogant, cruel, crooked,
a liar, a real bastard.
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I'm not doing it.
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When you get a girlfriend
I'll give you a reference.
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I'll lie, I'll say you were OK.
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All right, deal.
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Not so fast.
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Fran Katzenjammer is my client.
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I'm a hotshot lawyer
like you'd see on... television.
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What's the problem?
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My client's room is smaller. As
you know, it's illegal to steal space
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under the European Act of legislation
which happens... in a court.
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Her room's the same as it was.
I've got the measurements.
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Don't evade the question.
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Eh?
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JUST answer the question!
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What question?
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Mm? Oh,... sorry.
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Where were you
when the rooms were measured?
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I was...
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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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If that's the case,
where was the room?
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2B's always been there.
You can see it for yourself.
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Damn right I will, before I send the
entire building downtown to the lab.
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I'm sequestering these as evidence.
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I'm issuing you with a decree of...
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sub... er... ju... dy. Sub-judy.
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You are under a legal subjudy
to stay in that chair until...
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until such time as...
Simon says "Stand up."
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All rise. I'm Bernard Black,
from Black, Hingley and...
Oooh-hoo Associates.
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You've been accused of space thievery
- I've come to measure your room.
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Why?
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Don't kid around,
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you could spend the next 20 years
in the electric chair.
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But I've done nothing wrong.
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How could you?
You're a summer flower.
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Here, have a judge's bun.
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Thank you. Come in. Look.
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I don't understand her next door.
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Forget her, she's a mad bitch. >
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But I don't want to go to court.
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Don't worry, I'll represent you.
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I wanted somewhere a bit bigger.
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Maybe I'll just move.
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In the summer I like having a sense
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of light and airiness and space.
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Like something Georgian.
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That's incredible.
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Since you've been here
it seems bigger.
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Feng shui is nine-tenths of the law.
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What are you doing?
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I'm literally jumping for joy.
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This is gonna be
the best summer yet. I love you.
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Yes, and then we can...
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(FRAN BANGS ON WALL) I'll get you!
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I'll call. I've got to go.
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Lengthy trial coming up, I have
to get wig extensions, OK? Bye.
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You have no idea how easy it is
to get a girlfriend if you're me.
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It's 84 degrees. It's 84...
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Relax, I've got you a present.
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It sucks out all your body heat
if it's full of boiling water,
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but you have to wear it all the time.
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You will stay with me?
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I'm a boyfriend, with duties - lots
of sighing, not finishing sentences.
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You and the sun
will have to battle it out alone.
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I bought this as a present
for someone and they don't want it.
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I wondered if I could change it,
maybe for the money.
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Sand. Manny?
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Sardinia. South.
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Porto Scuso.
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That little beach by the monastery.
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Get out.
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Damn.
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You bastard!
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You nine-sided whore!
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I had to, she was going to leave.
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I'm your oldest friend
and I can't sleep.
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Just for the summer.
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Forget it! I am going
to have blissful slumber tonight.
Forget your summer bunny, mister.
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He won't help me in the heat.
Can I stay with you?
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THERE'S NO ROOM!
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I know, but there's
two different kinds.
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There's bad asbestos
and nice asbestos.
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Anyway, it grows on you.
Yeah. Don't worry, bye.
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Hello, Mr Landlord,
I've got a complaint.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yes.
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It's my bed.
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It's just too damn big
for little me.
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Your room's too small,
your bed's too big?
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I think we can work it out
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in... in the bed.
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I don't understand.
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It's very simple.
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Look.
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You're there, I'm there,
or the other way round.
Don't care, too tired.
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Let me get this straight,
you're offering...
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You are actually offering...
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I am actually offering you me, yes.
Me - yours, to enjoy,
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like an eclair,
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or a day at the zoo.
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Sex! Sexy sex!
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Oh, right. I could do
with a bit of talent.
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When you put the room back as it was
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Should I bring this?
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Mmm.
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This thermalwear jacket you bought
me doesn't seem to be working.
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I feel quite warm.
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That's what astronauts use
to keep cool.
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Is space hot?
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Of course it is. Where do you think
we get pineapples from?
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I hope you're wearing
your heat-be-gone booties.
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Where are you going?
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Out. Courtship calls.
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I'm going to get Alison chocolate
and flowers and chocolate flowers.
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I'm sending a truckload of woo.
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It's 86 degrees,
it might hit 88 today.
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I'm scared, please don't leave me.
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You mustn't get to 88.
Why is that again?
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You're right, I don't.
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No, please. Bernard, Bernard,
please don't leave me.
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Please, Bernard.
Please don't leave me. Please!
256
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:59,640
I'll tell you what happens
257
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:05,320
Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you.
Thank you, Bernard.
258
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:08,760
Bless you. Thank you, Bernard.
259
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:11,200
Oh, thank you, Bernard.
260
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:13,560
I forgot my wallet.
261
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:17,200
Oh, no, please.
262
00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:18,720
Please.
263
00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:21,520
No.
264
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,240
Damn!
265
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:29,720
The flat's great now. No more
trouble from the mad neighbour,
266
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:37,320
but the lawyer guy who sorted it out
turns out to be a freak. I can't
move for the flowers he's sent
267
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:41,440
and fancy presents
and awful, awful poems.
268
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:43,720
Listen to this one.
269
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:46,800
"Think of a bee, you are its knees"
270
00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:49,840
"You waft through me
like a summer's breeze"
271
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,640
"Can I come round Tuesday, please?"
272
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,880
I know. Terrible.
273
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,920
I know.
274
00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:58,960
The wine's nice, though.
275
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000
RUMBLE
276
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,880
Oh!
277
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:07,440
Just a skirting board bulge.
278
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,440
Won't look like it's moving now.
279
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:14,320
Not that it ever did, mind.
280
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:14,320
Great, thanks.
281
00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:16,720
This other problem...
282
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:21,120
Sorry?
283
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:21,120
The difficulty with the bed.
284
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,200
No, the bed's fine. I love my bed.
285
00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:27,000
We talked about the bed.
286
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:31,600
Oh, no. No, no, no, no, you must be
thinking about someone else.
287
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:36,760
It's been hot today and that
can play tricks with your mind.
288
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:40,360
But I moved the walk back for you.
289
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:45,120
Don't be silly,
the wall never moved. You said.
290
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:50,120
Yeah...
291
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:50,120
Call you next time
the toilet's blocked, OK?
292
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:58,720
Ah, brrrr. Brrrr!
293
00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:02,720
Cold. Cold. Brrrr. Brrrr. Cold.
294
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,920
Not working.
295
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:09,840
86! 86 degrees!
296
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:14,960
Use the power of the mind,
think of cold things.
297
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,680
Oh, no, a blizzard!
298
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:23,520
(IMITATES WIND)
299
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:28,800
I'd like a copy of Tempocalypse.
300
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,800
Go away! Icy winds,
danger's here. Go!
301
00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:31,000
Please, go on.
302
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:33,360
Oh, all right.
303
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,960
Where are the books?
304
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,560
HEAT SURGES UP
305
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:52,240
(BLOWS)
306
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:57,080
RINGS
307
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,920
(MANNY SCREAMS)
308
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:15,440
Bye, then.
309
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,480
Piss off!
310
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,520
I've come to serenade you.
311
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:29,400
I can't play guitar. I can't play
this either but it's less obvious.
312
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:33,600
Stand there and look wistful.
313
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:33,600
No, thanks. Goodbye.
314
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:39,960
Somewhere else. The flat's small,
then it's huge, now it's a closet
full of flowers and truffles.
315
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:44,720
I am not interested in you, OK?
316
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,720
But, but...
317
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:48,360
Get lost!
318
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,360
No, no!
319
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:53,600
You don't get angry.
You laugh as we bicycle
around the Cotswolds in a taxi.
320
00:21:53,640 --> 00:22:00,560
You flick the cherry off the pie
and only eat the cream.
321
00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:00,560
What?
322
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,640
Freak.
323
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:05,600
Stop!
324
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:12,200
Bernard.
325
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:12,200
Stop her! She's breaking the law!
326
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:12,200
She was never your girlfriend.
327
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:17,720
It's the heat playing tricks
with your mind.
328
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,720
There's nothing wrong with my mind.
329
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:20,800
You're wearing an accordion.
330
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:40,400
We're old friends. Don't you think
it's time now, you know,
331
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:44,320
we admit we're hugely attracted
to one another?
332
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:51,080
No, I don't. We should wait a bit.
333
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:53,960
Till when?
334
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,680
When?
335
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:59,120
Until at least one of us is dead?
336
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:05,920
Let's get a drink then.
337
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,920
OK, but not at the shop.
338
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:15,000
I don't want to hear another word
about how hot Manny is.
What did he call that condition?
339
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:15,000
Some nonsense. Blake syndrome.
340
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:17,920
Blane syndrome. Some rubbish.
341
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:33,560
(YELLS)
342
00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:40,360
Poor bloke.
343
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,840
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