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Oh, Jesus!
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Yes, you've been caught!
What time do you call this?
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What do you mean? It's only midnight
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Where were you? Quickly, no lies.
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Out with some friends.
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Friends? Out? With? Some?!
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Let me smell your breath. I thought
so, chips! Where are my chips?!
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Your clothes are rumpled,
what have you been doing?
Is that lipstick on your beard?
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I'm worrying myself
into a stick in the dark and you're
scoffing chips from some tart's lap!
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Where's my tart?! I want chips
and tart! Get up them stairs!
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Look, you don't own me,
I can go out with friends if I want.
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Other boys who work in bookshops
may do what they want,
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but you work under my roof, you abide
by my rules. This isn't Waterstone's.
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I wish I'd never been born!
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STOMPING UPSTAIRS
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MANNY.
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# (SINGS TUNE)
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MANNY, STOP SINGING IN THE BATH.
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I'm not, I'm on the toilet.
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Who sings on the toilet?
STOP SINGING ON THE TOILET, THEN!
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I'm probably getting
a lot of secondary smoke from you.
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Don't worry about it,
get me a drink sometime.
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ARE THERE ANY CUSTOMERS IN?
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No.
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Ooh. Hmm. # Shake it to the left
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PHONE
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Hello. What?
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# Da, dee, dee, dee
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Hang on. Friend of yours, some woman.
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Oh, right. Hello?
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Oh, hiya.
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No?! He didn't? He didn't!
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(LAUGHS) No? Well, he was definitely
looking at you! He was!
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Oh, yes. No. Ha, ha, ha! Hoo!
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Who is this?!
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"(MUFFLED VOICE)"
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What age are you?!
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30?! What's wrong with you?
Can't talk now, he has chores to do!
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I can't believe you did that,
you're so rude!
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Oh, hi. What's the...
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Don't need you, need Manny.
Manny, look. Look, look.
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Yeah?
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Yeah.
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"Penelope Liamoff-Tonk
at home in her graceful mansion..."
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Hey, why can't we talk about
something we're all interested in?
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Hey, you know what, last week,
remember when I thought I had piles?
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It wasn't,
it was just irritable bowel syndrome.
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A-A-A-A-A-A-And...
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back to the magazine.
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That's it, out. Manny has lots to do.
Thank you, Fran.
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It's important.
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You, Imperial Leather, back to work.
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Right, you, Hawkwind, back to work.
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Nothing to do.
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There's plenty to do.
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Splishy, splashy, come on!
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(TUTS)
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What'd you do that for?!
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It's dangerous,
you'll have somebody's eye out.
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Hurry up and sweep up, will you?
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RADIO: # ROCK MUSIC
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TURNS OFF RADIO
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Oh, Bernard come on!
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TURNS ON RADIO
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SCISSORS SNIPPING
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Yes.
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Manny.
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Manny, PHONE!
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MA... Oh, I'll get it, shall I?
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Hello.
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Bernard, hello?
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Manny, the phone's been ringing!
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I'm running away. I left you a note,
did you not see it?
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Running away? Note?!
Did? See? What are you talking about?
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It's right in front of you.
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Why are you running away?
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The note will explain everything.
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This is nearly a page,
can ya just give me the gist of it?!
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Well, I made a photocopy, so yes.
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"Dear Bernard, By the time you read
this, I will be gone."
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"You will never hear my voice again
and I will never write or phone."
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"You've been nasty to me recently
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and it's time to try
and make it by myself."
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"I'm old enough to make my own way
in the world and if you..."
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BUZZING
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A bee!
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GET OFF! OW!
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INDISTINCT SHOUTING
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"AH, THERE'S A BEE IN HERE!
GET IT! GET IT!!"
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"BREAKING GLASS"
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"Shit! I put my arm through the
glass! Ow! Get! Get off! Get off!"
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MANNY?
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"I put my arm through the glass,
it's bleeding! Someone help me!"
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"A-A-AH!"
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"BEEPING"
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"Oh, wait, I'll put in more money.
There we go. There."
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"Ah, the bee's on my head,
get it off! Someone's coming!"
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"Oh, thank you. What? No! Get off!
BERNARD, I'M BEING MUGGED!"
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"HELP! THEY'VE A..."
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DIAL TONE
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Where's Manny?
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He's not here.
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Where is he? How can I find him?
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Well, you could become
a terrible event and happen to him.
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I wanted to tell him this thing.
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Why tell Manny everything?
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I'm good at being told things,
tell me!
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No, you won't get it.
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No, I will, come on.
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OK. Apparently, OK, David Beckham...
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Ah, the footballer?!
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Big smile, black guy, chat show!
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See? You won't get this.
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Sorry, no, he cried during the
World Cup and now he sells crisps.
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Do you know nothing
about modern culture, Bernard?
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Beckham, Posh, Pokemon. I mean,...
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Pacman, it's pronounced Pacman.
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Forget it. Where is Manny?
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Oh, he quit.
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He quit?
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Funny actually, he rang me to say
he quit and he was in a phone box
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and there was this, er, bee and, er,
then he put his arm through the glass
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and he was bleeding
and then he got mugged. (LAUGHS)
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Just like that, with the bee and
the bleeding and the mugger. (LAUGHS)
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We should help him. (CLEARS THROAT)
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And, erm, well, it's just
that we're a little worried.
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Yeah, I'm frantic.
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He left after being shouted at by...
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She spoils him. She's always talking
to him. Giving him things to eat.
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How will he learn
about the real world?
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If anything were to happen to him...
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Derek, could you do a tea run?
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Can we get you anything?
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Thank you, I'd love a glass of
white, but not if it's Chardonnay.
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Er, well, no, it's tea or coffee,
I'm afraid.
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No, thanks.
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Right. Ahem. Can you describe Manny?
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Erm, he-e-e's...
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Here, "Help fight crime, dial 999" -
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is it 999
because it rhymes with crime?
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You should take this very seriously.
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Manny could have a really tough time
on the streets.
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Now, can you describe him, please?
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Yeah, he's, erm,...
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He's a pain in the hole.
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He's small, he's got a lot of hair,
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and he's got a goatee thing.
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What, a beard?
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Just how old is your son?
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Oh. Oh, no, he's not our son.
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Oh, no, he's, what,
he'll be about 32, 33.
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Yeah, yeah.
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# HARRY NILSSON -
Everybody's Talkin'
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# Everybody's talkin' at me
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# I don't hear a word they're sayin'
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# Only the echoes of my mind
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# People stop and stare
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# I can't see their faces
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# Only the shadows of their eyes
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# I'm goin' where
the sun keeps shinin'
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# Through the pouring rain
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# Going where the weather
suits my clothes... #
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# SINISTER MUSIC
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Come in, come in.
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Oh, I won't stay long, I'll just get
that glass of water you mentioned.
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Water? Ugh. You need a nice wine.
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A nice glass of wine for you, huh?
You like wine?
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Er, yeah.
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You like wine? Wine's nice. Sss.
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(CHUCKLES) Wine is very nice, yeah.
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A nice glass of wine for you.
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Well, someone serving me drinks,
that's a new experience.
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Oh, all right, all right, all right.
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No, siddown, siddown.
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So, my friend, you like my clothes?
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I get you clothes like it.
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You want a bath or some chicken?
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We can watch the Simpsons!
They're so funny and cool.
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Heh. Yeah.
So, er, you're a photographer?
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Oh, yeah, I do a lot of things.
I take pictures,
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I sell ice cream,
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I do work for, er, you know CIA?
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I do some work for them.
Can I feel your beard?
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Er, sorry?
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Your beard, can I feel it?
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Er, erm, er, no, I don't think so.
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Oh, please, I promise,
no funny stuff. Nothing weird.
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Erm,...
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Well, OK.
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Yeah? Yeah? Good.
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Stay still.
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(MOANS)
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It's good beard.
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Yeah. Oh, it's like a little bird.
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(HOOTS)
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(CHIRPS) Tell me, do you use oils?
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You should. Why, the colours.
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It's auburn, salt and pe... It's
ginger, too. It's got everything.
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Come on! Come here, just stand here.
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What?
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It will be fine. Here. Come on. Good
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Stay still. Look. Look at the camera
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CAMERA CLICKS AND WHIRRS
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Again. And again.
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OK, give me some emotion.
Give me, er, happy. Happy, happy.
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Oh. (CHUCKLES)
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You've done this before, huh?
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(CHUCKLES)
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OK, I need something... You are
lost doggy in, er, crowded funfair.
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(WHIMPERS)
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Ah.
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Manny was something else, you know.
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You don't meet someone like him
every day.
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I met him every day.
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I met him all day and all night
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I haven't met him today,
but he still wrote to me and rang me.
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I'm expecting a fax any minute!
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But, yes, I know, it's all... it's...
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It's very...
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Yeah. It's just so...
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Well, come on, cheer up!
It's just the two of us now.
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No offence or anything.
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That used to be enough for you.
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You just don't wanna do anything fun
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I like fun! I can do fun!
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You want fun?
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< Yeah.
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OK!
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Bernard, I haven't come to talk,
I just forgot...
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Oh, no, Bernard.
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What no? Check it out.
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Oh, no. No.
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It's fun!
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Oh, no, Bernard. No.
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I'm fun now.
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No, no, no.
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Look, mouths! (SILLY VOICE)
"Hello, Fran. How are you?"
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Bernard.
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Cocktail sausage?
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Come on! Let's have a party!
Let's go see a rock gig.
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It's been ages since I've been.
We could go see the Skids.
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Do you like pina colada?
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And walking in the rain?
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Bernard!
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I am into champagne.
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Oh, Bernard, stop, you're just...
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(SOBS)
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Oh, Fran, come on, that's enough!
That's enough! Come on!
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You drove him away!
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Stop blaming me, will you?!
Just let me in, Fran!
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Don't lock me out, let me in!
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What are you talking about?
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I'm being... upset, you know.
254
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:17,520
You tortured him. You were the one
who wouldn't let him eat Frosties.
255
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HE MADE SO MUCH NOISE!
256
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IF HE'D LET THE MILK SINK IN, BUT NO!
257
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:28,440
You kept on about his beard.
258
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I KEPT FINDING IT EVERYWHERE!
259
00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:28,440
You said he had a funny smell.
260
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HE DID, HE DID!
261
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HE HAD A LIVING BEETROOT SMELL!
262
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WHO DO I HAVE TO TALK TO NOW?!
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ME! I WAS HERE WAY BEFORE HIM!
264
00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:38,720
You don't talk. You just sit there
and scowl and you smoke
265
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and you make hurtful remarks
about people.
266
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,640
You used to love my hurtful remarks!
267
00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:48,120
You'd just sit there and you'd snipe
and sneer and you moan.
268
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:51,520
You carp and you complain,
you damn and blast!
269
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You burn and bludgeon everything
until only ashes and bones remain!
270
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YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT!!!
271
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You never wanted him here
in the first place.
272
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Now, he's gone, you're happy. Ooh,
that's fine, long as you're happy.
273
00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:10,520
Long as you're happy,
everything's fine.
274
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DOOR OPENS
275
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Fran!
276
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Bernard, I don't think
I wanna see you for a while.
277
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,600
Forgot my bag.
278
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DOOR CLOSES
279
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,440
WITHOUT HIM, IT'S JUST A YO!
280
00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:54,560
You are slave, er, in Ben-Hur movie.
281
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Good, good. Try a maid. French maid
in, er, black and white film, huh?
282
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:04,920
Good. Left a bit, left a bit. >
283
00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:08,480
Come on, man, gimme more!
You're a maid, come on!
284
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:11,000
That's good. Now, turn around.
285
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,800
Yeah. Something's not quite right.
286
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,800
It's bit too Merchant Ivory.
287
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,760
What can we do? What can we do?
288
00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:24,680
Yeah, I know! Erm, undo
the buttons on your shirt there.
289
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:31,960
The buttons, take them down.
290
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:31,960
Er,... Oh, er, no, I...
I don't think so.
291
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:35,840
Come on, don't be shy. Come on. >
292
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,840
No, I'd rather not.
293
00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:42,520
OK. Maybe not. Not as professional
as I thought you were, but...
294
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:44,720
No, I...
295
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,520
Er,...
296
00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:54,120
Uh-huh. Good, good. That's good.
297
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:58,520
One more. >
298
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:58,520
Yes! That's it. (LAUGHS) Good!
299
00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:02,360
Come on. (GROWLS)
300
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,360
(GROWLS)
301
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,360
Yes. Yes! Yes!
302
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:06,160
Manny, I tell you, stick with me
and I'll make you a star.
303
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:10,320
The hairiest star
in the whole MILKY WAY!
304
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# SPANDAU BALLET - Gold
305
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:33,040
# Gold
306
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:33,040
# I'm glad that
you're bound to return
307
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:36,240
# Something I could've learned
308
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,640
# You're indestructible
309
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:41,000
# Always believe in
310
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:04,680
(CACKLES)
311
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,640
Check, please.
312
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,680
What's going on? Who's this?
313
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:39,440
He's no-one.
He's Maurice. Maurice, wait outside.
314
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:44,560
Manny, I want to introduce you
to some very good friends of mine.
315
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:48,880
This is Mr Ikira,
316
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:48,880
(SPEAKS JAPANESE)
317
00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:48,880
Mr Kenzo, Mr Kahai.
318
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:52,640
Dosu. Dosu.
319
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:55,240
Er, Manny, I got work to do tonight,
320
00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:59,680
so why don't you go out
and have a few drinks with Mr Akira?
321
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:06,440
Drinks? I mean, who is he?
322
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:06,440
A very nice man. Go out, have a few
drinks, smile, laugh at his jokes.
323
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:10,520
then go to casino, do some gambling.
Ah, muy importante,
324
00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:15,240
to bring him luck, let him touch
your beard before he throw the dice.
325
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:21,920
Why does he want me to go?
326
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:21,920
He see your picture, he go crazy!
"Him! Him! I want him!" He said that
327
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:26,600
Where did he see my picture?
328
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,600
Oh, in a magazine. I told you this.
329
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,560
Wh-What magazine?
330
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,560
This one.
331
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,560
Wha... What's...
332
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:33,480
I never posed for this!
You never told me about this!
333
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:41,400
I told you when you were out!
334
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:41,400
No, you didn't!
335
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:41,400
You argue with me? You think these
clothes are cheap?! This food?!
336
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:46,200
This is how you appreciate me?! I
tell you, I grew you like a flower!
337
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:52,800
AND NOW YOU MUST BLOOM!
338
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:52,800
(SHOUTS IN JAPANESE) DOSU! DOSU!
339
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:57,600
Heh, heh. Heh, heh.
340
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:57,600
Look, I am not going to the casino
with this man.
341
00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:01,240
It's just a bit of gambling,
a few drinks, then...
342
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:06,080
you have to make sure he gets back
to his hotel room safely. (SNIFFS)
343
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:11,240
Wa... I... There is no way
I'm going to the casino! All right?
344
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:14,800
Now, you have given me everything
money can buy, yes!
345
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:17,120
I've slept on satin sheets,
346
00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:21,800
I've eaten crinkle-cut chips
from a silver bowl,
347
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:25,360
I've been driven all over town
in minicabs,
348
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:27,680
but some things money can't buy,
349
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:31,360
like the love I found in a book shop
off Russell Square.
350
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:35,280
Yes, love. You know, not...
not love so much, more...
351
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,440
more freedom, you know,...
352
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:42,120
Well, not really freedom, erm,
more kind of largeness of heart!
353
00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:46,120
Well, not really largeness of heart
or freedom or love,
354
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:50,320
but I was never obliged to sleep
with foreign businessmen, OK?!
355
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:58,040
And that is something that no amount
of spaghetti bolognese and little
drinks with umbrellas in,can buy!
356
00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:02,000
So there's no way I'm going
to the casino. No way. Never!
357
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,760
FOOTSTEPS
358
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:24,000
Sorry, I'm late.
359
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,000
No, you're not late, no.
360
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:29,920
Er, shall I get on with the, er,...
361
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:29,920
No, you don't have to, no.
362
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,920
I don't mind.
363
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,920
It's entirely up to you.
364
00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:34,520
I-I don't mind.
365
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:34,520
You don't have to. (MUTTERS)
366
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:55,080
Morning, Bernard. Morning, Manny.
367
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:55,080
Morning.
368
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:12,720
(GASPS) Oh, my God.
369
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:12,720
Oh, God.
Mickey Rourke had another face-lift,
370
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,920
he looks like his trousers.
371
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:21,040
Look at him.
372
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:21,040
Heh.
373
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:21,040
Manny, can I borrow your corkscrew,
please?
374
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:12,080
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