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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:56,400 Hiya. 2 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:02,640 Hello. 3 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:02,640 I'm, er... 4 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:04,840 Ah! Yes, of course. 5 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:09,120 H-how are you? 6 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:09,120 Fine, how are you? 7 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:11,120 Fine. 8 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:17,840 We haven't slept together and you're not here to freak me out. 9 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,840 No, no. 10 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:21,920 With you being a man I thought maybe we'd had sex. 11 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:26,440 I'm looking for... I'm working in the book shop. I'm Manny. 12 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,920 Fran. Erm, what book shop? 13 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:30,760 The one next door. 14 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:30,760 Bernard's book shop? 15 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:33,160 Yeah. 16 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:33,160 Bernard hired you? 17 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:36,000 Yeah, he did. 18 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,000 You're working for Bernard? 19 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:41,080 Indeed I am. 20 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:41,080 Wait, Bernard, Irish, smoke, drinking, wah-wah-wah! 21 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,640 Wah! That's right, brilliant. 22 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:46,440 That Bernard? 23 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:46,440 That's him. 24 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:51,320 I thought it would be nice โ€“ book shop, books, mellow, ah-ooh. 25 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:55,600 Mellow? (LAUGHS) 26 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,600 Yeah. What? 27 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:59,560 What? 28 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:59,560 (LAUGHS LOUDER) 29 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:02,440 Run away! 30 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:04,920 (TRIES TO LAUGH) 31 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,640 Hello? 32 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:30,280 Erm... 33 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,000 Mr Black? 34 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:41,440 (SPLUTTERS) 35 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:49,960 M-Mr Black? 36 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,000 Am I dead? 37 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,000 No. 38 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,840 Who are you, have I joined a cult? 39 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:05,600 No, I'm Manny, you hired me yesterday. 40 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:10,880 Oh! 41 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:10,880 Do you remember? 42 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:14,640 How was the situation, had I been drinking? 43 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:21,280 (SLURS) What do you say, huh? What about it? 44 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:24,680 The pay's not great but the work is hard. 45 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:27,560 Are you up for it? 46 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:30,400 Come on, what do you say? 47 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:34,320 I have to say, I think you're being a bit rude. 48 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:41,800 Just a minute, just a minute, just a minute, Miss. 49 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,800 Do you want the job or not? 50 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:45,800 I'm over here. 51 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:55,680 I do apologise. 52 00:03:55,880 --> 00:04:01,600 Alrighty. What did you order? 53 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:01,600 Lager. 54 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:01,600 I got you... creme de menthe. 55 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:04,760 OK, here it is. 56 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:10,160 I like you a lot, Gerald, Samantha. 57 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,160 Manny. 58 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:10,160 Manny! That's the one. 59 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:15,320 I like you a lot. 60 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:15,320 Thanks. You're not so bad yourself. 61 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,320 Don't touch my arm. 62 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:22,800 And erm... Where've you gone? 63 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:22,800 I'm here, you're looking at me. 64 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:22,800 All right. So what do you want? 65 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:29,880 You mentioned something about a job. 66 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:29,880 What would I have to do? 67 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:29,880 No, er... in the book shop. 68 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:32,200 I already work in a book shop! 69 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:38,920 Do you have anything in an aquarium? 70 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:38,920 No, for me. 71 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:38,920 Oh, yes, of course, sorry, sorry. 72 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:43,600 You're leaving, bye. 73 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:43,600 No, no... That's the old woman. 74 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:48,200 Bernard Black. 75 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:52,520 What do you want? 76 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:52,520 You mentioned a job. 77 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:56,400 Oh, yes, yes, yes. It's very simple. 78 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,600 Here we go. Do you want a job? 79 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:02,120 Great, yes. 80 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:02,120 What's great, what? 81 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:06,920 Had you been drinking? I'd say you'd had a couple. 82 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:11,360 Thing is, thing is... 83 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:13,360 Erm... argh! 84 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:16,000 Wait a second, what time is it? 85 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,000 Er, half ten. 86 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,120 Half ten? Half ten. 87 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:23,000 I've never been up at half ten. 88 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:25,520 What happened? 89 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:28,080 Look, erm... erm... 90 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:32,320 Manny. Have you ever bought a book... 91 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:34,960 ..at half ten in the morning. 92 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,960 Now you mention it... 93 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:40,880 No. You see? That would be a world gone topsy-turvy. 94 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:46,120 If it was a bakery, this'd be late. 95 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:46,120 Watch it. I don't want any cheek. 96 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:48,320 All right. 97 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:51,760 I'm sorry, I've made some kind of mistake. 98 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:55,600 You obviously don't have what it takes to sell a book. 99 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:59,520 People don't want them in the morning. 100 00:05:56,840 --> 00:05:59,520 Hello! 101 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,920 I'd like to buy a book, please. 102 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:08,120 What book? 103 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:08,120 I don't care, I'm just in the mood to buy a book. 104 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,000 We're closed, get out! 105 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:13,440 Maybe I'll swing by the bakery. 106 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:17,440 All right, a one-day trial, how about that? 107 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,000 Fine, a one-day trial. 108 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:23,680 Ooh ! Ow ! 109 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:23,680 MOBILE PHONE 110 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:27,640 Hello? I'm a bit busy at the moment. 111 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:30,320 I'll call you back. OK. 112 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:34,200 What's that, "ow, ow, ow"? 113 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:34,200 I used to work a lot with a mobile. 114 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:38,360 It must have done something because now, before it rings, 115 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:40,760 I get a sharp pain in my head. 116 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:45,400 What's the number? 117 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:45,400 Er, 0802 427... 118 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:51,440 Could you pass my phone, please? 119 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:58,320 Ow. 120 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:58,320 (LAUGHS LOUDLY) 121 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:00,680 That's brilliant. 122 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,400 Oh, actually... 123 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:10,040 Ow! 124 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:10,040 (LAUGHS) 125 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:13,880 Hi, Manny, it's Bernard. 126 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:20,960 The thing is, we don't allow mobile phones in the shop. 127 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:20,960 Oh, right. 128 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:20,960 OK, bye. 129 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:25,280 Oh, look, redial. 130 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:38,160 What's all this? 131 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:38,160 Rules, for the customers, but they apply to you as well. 132 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:40,600 "No mobiles, no wigwams..." 133 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:43,000 Walkmans. 134 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,920 "No sn... no snoutycar..." 135 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:50,560 This is indecipherable. > 136 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:50,560 Look! It is perfectly simple. 137 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:53,520 No mobiles. 138 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:55,520 No Walkmans. 139 00:07:57,320 --> 00:07:59,400 None of that. 140 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:01,640 Or any of the others. 141 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:04,760 "Sin Burger cack." 142 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,120 "Signed Bernard L Black." 143 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,120 What's the L for? 144 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:12,280 Ludwig โ€“ you know, Beethoven. 145 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:16,280 Oh, right. Why did your parents decide on, er...? 146 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:21,440 Nothing. 147 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:21,440 I'm going to freshen up. 148 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:34,640 Books, old and new. 149 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:41,840 Come on, come on! 150 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:56,240 Who are you, what are you doing?! 151 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:56,240 I'm just a customer. 152 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:56,240 Oh, yeah. 153 00:08:56,240 --> 00:09:00,560 Lunch! Where the hell is Fran?! 154 00:08:57,440 --> 00:09:00,560 All right, all right. 155 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:04,520 Er, shall I flip the sign? 156 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,520 Go ahead. 157 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:13,000 Join us, Manny, tell us all about yourself. 158 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:17,280 I was born in London... 159 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:17,280 Stop right there, David Copperfield. 160 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:20,680 If you're going back that far we need popcorn. 161 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:23,720 Don't mind him, Manny, go ahead. 162 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:27,960 Born in London, moved around, saw a lot of army bases. 163 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:32,800 Oh, your father was in the Army? 164 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:32,800 No, just coincidence. 165 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:37,720 Could we do this when I'm not here? 166 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:37,720 OK. This could be a lovely place. 167 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:44,880 Wax the shelves and get rid of what makes you stick to the floor. 168 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:49,920 You're meant to stick to the floor. Stops children running around. 169 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:53,040 Er, seal the floor, stop that smell. 170 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:59,360 You do know you've got molluscs on your pipes? 171 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:59,360 What of it? 172 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:59,360 They live in the sea. 173 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:05,920 Yeah, put in a few more standard lamps. 174 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:05,920 Why didn't you just say you were gay? 175 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:07,920 What? B-but I'm not. 176 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:14,240 But you're interested in lamps. 177 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:14,240 Yeah, but I'm interested in... in women and lamps. 178 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:20,600 I thought you were, actually. Gay, I mean. 179 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:20,600 So did I for a bit. 180 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:24,600 Then I discovered the prohibitive standards of hygiene. 181 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:26,600 And all that dancing. 182 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:30,120 Oh, erm... 183 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:32,760 Just look at this bastard. 184 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:38,000 That's right, we're having lunch, come on in. Look at him. 185 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:42,280 What do they want from me, why can't they leave me alone? 186 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:47,080 They want to buy books. 187 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:47,080 But why me? Why do they come to me? 188 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:50,760 Because you sell books. 189 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,760 Yeah, I know but... Jesus. 190 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:56,080 Er, I'd like to buy a book. 191 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,000 Here's one. 192 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,960 No, I was... 193 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,960 This one's very good. 194 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:07,520 Oh, is it? 195 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:07,520 Yes. You'll laugh, you'll cry, it'll change your life. ยฃ5.99. 196 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:09,520 All right, OK. 197 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:14,520 Oh, my change? 198 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:14,520 Can you come back later? 199 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:14,520 I'm not coming back this way. 200 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:17,160 Where do you live? 201 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:17,160 17 Galexy Gardens. 202 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:20,760 OK. Go there and await my instructions. 203 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:26,880 Where's he gone? 204 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:31,120 Oh, I thought he might like to have a look at your spare room. 205 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:37,160 Why? 206 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:37,160 You know, if you want him living with you all the time. 207 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:39,600 Are you insane?! 208 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:43,000 He's great, Bernard. What's wrong with him? 209 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,280 He's trouble, is what he is. 210 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:48,040 He's... I can smell it a mile off. 211 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:50,400 He's got fancy notions. 212 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:53,800 Do you know what I saw when you weren't here? 213 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:57,280 He was sucking his trousers. And laughing. 214 00:11:57,480 --> 00:12:01,320 That's a lie, isn't it? 215 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:01,320 No, absolutely... 216 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:03,520 Don't. I made it up. 217 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:10,600 You'd be crazy to let him go. You need someone normal round here. 218 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,600 Normal, is he? What am I then? 219 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:14,200 You're a freak, Bernard, you know that. 220 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,400 Yes, I know! 221 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,400 But I have rights! 222 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:24,040 He's what you've needed for the past five years. I'd better get back. 223 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:26,720 Bye, Manny! 224 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,160 You there. 225 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:41,920 Lord of the Rings. Let's talk about how this whole one-day trial's going. 226 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:44,520 At the moment you're fired. 227 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000 So it's not going that well. 228 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:54,640 What's that? 229 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:54,640 Wine โ€“ to celebrate if the first day went well. 230 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,960 Welcome back on board. 231 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:14,320 These are your accounts? 232 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:14,320 Yeah. > 233 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:19,960 There might be the odd gap here and there. 234 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:24,360 Yeah, there's a gap where there should be accounts. 235 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:29,680 That's the gap, the big account-free gap between page 1 and page 210. 236 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:31,880 Oh, well. 237 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,200 Accounts, who cares? 238 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,600 TRICKLING 239 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:52,720 Well, there's a thing here. 240 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:54,760 Takings ยฃ370. 241 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:58,640 That's good. 242 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:58,640 Yeah but your outgoings were ยฃ1,200. 243 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:01,920 Whores will have their trinkets! 244 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:05,880 I can't take care of every little thing around here! 245 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:08,120 It's...it's mayhem! 246 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:10,720 FLY BUZZES 247 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,600 You think? 248 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:36,880 So you and Fran, you ever...? 249 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:40,320 You know. 250 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:40,320 No. What? 251 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:45,800 You know. Have you? 252 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,800 Together, you know. 253 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:49,120 Just say it! 254 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,120 Have you ever had sex? 255 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:55,000 You don't beat around the bush! 256 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:55,000 Well? 257 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:55,000 Yes. 258 00:14:55,040 --> 00:15:00,200 I think so. I'm not sure. 259 00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:00,200 Well, 260 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,800 a few new years ago 261 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:05,120 I woke up 262 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,880 and I was there and so was she 263 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:10,440 and so were our friends, 264 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:12,680 the genitals. 265 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:16,200 All six of us were there. 266 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:16,200 Six? What? Oh, yeah. 267 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:23,720 And none of you can remember? 268 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:23,720 No. Well, I did for a while. I think so. Then she made me block it out. 269 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:26,960 She remembers and I'm not allowed. 270 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:31,120 Christ! Customers! Why didn't you lock the door? 271 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:36,520 Look, we can make some money. 272 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:36,520 But they're students. 273 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:36,520 Yeah, but students read books. 274 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:41,480 These are students. 275 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:41,480 It sounds dangerous. I don't like it. 276 00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:46,520 Give them a chance. And remember this was my idea. 277 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:46,520 OK, right. 278 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,040 Hi! > 279 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,680 Yeah! No, I'm in a book shop! 280 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,520 No, no, book shop! > 281 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,280 WARBLES 282 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:04,000 These things are really well made. 283 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,600 Now, now, now. 284 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,960 WARBLING STOPS 285 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,960 There! 286 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:16,480 Oh, that felt really, really good! 287 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:23,640 I'm surprised we sold anything. 288 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:23,640 You followed them round. People want to be left alone in a book shop. 289 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:28,360 You don't think I can do this job. 290 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,360 No, I don't. 291 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:32,960 I'll bet you I can recommend and sell a book to this bloke here. 292 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:36,600 Tenner. 293 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:36,600 You're on. 294 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:49,600 WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE? I'M SICK OF BEING HOUNDED BY SALESMEN IN SHOPS! 295 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:54,840 I'M BROWSING! AT THE END OF IT I MIGHT BUY SOMETHING, I MIGHT NOT! 296 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:59,040 BUT YOU WILL NOT INFLUENCE ME ONE IOTA! NOT ONE JOT! 297 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:02,920 NOW I'VE FINISHED WITH YOU, YOU MAY GO! 298 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:18,640 Best of three? 299 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:24,160 I'm taking some clothes to Oxfam! 300 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,160 OK. 301 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:32,640 I usually lock up. 302 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:32,640 Well, now I'm here it's different! 303 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:35,240 Yes, it's different. 304 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:43,600 Wait, wait! Why are you locking the door? 305 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:45,840 I usually lock the door. 306 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:51,680 But now I'm here it's different. 307 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:51,680 Yes, it is, I've never locked anybody in before. 308 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,920 I can mind the shop for you. 309 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:56,120 Oh! Oh. 310 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,920 Psst! 311 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:14,480 Has he gone? 312 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:14,480 He's gone, everyone! 313 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,520 CHEERING 314 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,560 Where's all the books? 315 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:50,480 These have been sold. 316 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,480 Oh, Jesus! 317 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,880 Do you know what that means? 318 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:56,720 It means I have to go and ring the ordering place 319 00:18:56,760 --> 00:19:01,440 and you have no idea how incredibly boring and complicated that is! 320 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,800 SHOP BELL 321 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:14,560 Hello? Is this the place where you order books from, for when you want to sell them from your book shop? 322 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,960 I don't know! I don't know! No! 323 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:19,440 Can you just send me some books? 324 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:21,480 Oh, God! 325 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:25,120 Hello? Yeah, hi. Who am I speaking to? 326 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,360 Katie? Hi, yeah. 327 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:31,720 Can I get the full Austen, complete Trollope... Not you! 328 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,880 Penguin editions, the new editions, yeah. 329 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:39,840 Tolstoy? Yeah, OK, fling a few in. 330 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:42,080 OK, then. Yeah. Ha-ha-ha! 331 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:44,440 OK, fine. See you, bye. 332 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,720 Manny? 333 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:51,920 I think it's about time you and I had a little chat 334 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:56,520 about this whole one-day trial thing and how we think it went. 335 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,800 I think it went very well. 336 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:03,520 You sold a lot of books. You got on well with the customers. 337 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:07,760 Thank you. 338 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:07,760 I'm gonna have to let you go. 339 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:15,040 What? But I sold a lot of books! I got on well with all the customers! 340 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:15,040 It's not that kind of operation. 341 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:25,840 Oh, Fran, I just wanted to... 342 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:25,840 Hi. Manny, I really enjoyed our little chat today. 343 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:32,560 Actually, Fran, thing is, I just popped in to say goodbye. 344 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:32,560 Why? What are you talking about? 345 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,880 What did I do? 346 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,640 Did you tell Manny he was fired? 347 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:49,120 You nearly hurt me in the shoulder! 348 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:49,120 Did you? 349 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:49,120 Yeah, a bit. 350 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:51,920 SHOUTING AND FIGHTING 351 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,280 Ow! > 352 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:02,280 Manny? Can you come inside? 353 00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:21,760 Do you want to work here? 354 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,600 Yeah, all right. 355 00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:35,200 He likes you. 356 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,640 Ow! Ow, ow, ow! 357 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:46,360 Ow! Ow! God! 358 00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:13,360 Intelfax Subtitles Hannah Pope 23827

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