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Yeah.

Um, I never said that, though.

Okay, but what does that have to do with me?

You are being a huge asshole right now.

Well, I mean, erectile dysfunction is something every guy must go through from

time to time. I just brought that up because... Hello?

Oh my god.

Honey,

it's okay.

Everything's gonna be okay.

I'm here if you need to cry or scream or vent or anything.

I broke up with him.

I'm just tired of him treating me like this.

Well, you know what? You have always deserved better. Way better than him.

And you know what? I'm proud of you.

Thank you.

Okay, sweetie. You've got this.

And I've heard you bring boys back to your room.

Not boys.

Oh.

I didn't know.

Dad didn't warn you that I was a lesbian?

It never came up.

You don't look like a lesbian.

Well, what does a lesbian look like?

Thank you.

I'm proud of you for coming down.

Ha ha.

I couldn't have done it without you.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Drinks? After being up all night? Are you exhausted?

I can't believe you. You're going back on the bet?

No, no, no. It's not that.

Why don't we go for secret?

Or better yet, Sarah's going to be out of town next week. We could go any time

then.

What? Why?

Well, you know, we have to spend more time with her, guys.

Hannah?

Yeah?

Hannah, honey.

You haven't moved from this spot in...

Three whole days.

Oh, um, yeah, I know.

Do you want to talk about it?

There's not much to talk about.

I don't know.

Okay, well, come here.

Get back.

What do I want you to do today?

Because you're going to go to your bedroom.

You're going to brush your hair.

I want you to take a nice, long, hot shower.

Do some self -care.

I don't know, maybe masturbate?

Whatever it takes for you to feel good.

Okay.

I know it's hard, but I'm here for you.

I'm not just going to stand around and watch my best friend wither away.

You know what might help?

Getting out there again.

Maybe start dating again.

Promise me?

That's my girl.

Okay, well I have to get going but I really do hope you have a better day

Okay,

hold

on

I'm kind of nervous.

I've never had phone sex before.

I love to watch you watch me.

Oh, fuck.

There we go.

I think that should be good.

You want to see my ass?

Hold on, I'll be right back.

Just one second.

And I need your help with something.

Oh, okay. Well, I'm on a date.

A virtual date. He's going to film.

Okay.

But I need your help having phone sex.

You what?

Well, he wants me to dance for him.

tripod keeps falling over will you be my camera girl oh um

sure i guess i'll help really yeah i

mean girl after seeing you just waste away on this couch for a few days i

do anything to help you get laid thank you all right show me where it is

Oh, hi.

Sorry about that.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's true.

I got a new tripod that's so high -tech. It's getting awesome close -ups for

you.

Is this what you want to see?

Come on, stroke it to me again.

I want to see you come.

I wanted you for so long.

You what?

Just like that.

Yes.

Right there.

inside of me.

That's what I needed.

I feel so good.