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What? What's up?

Okay, let's try one more time.

It got cute.

Wow. It's so cute.

I hate this Santa.

He's so ugly.

He's Santa. What do you mean? You can't call Santa ugly.

Why is he wearing shorts and flip -flops?

I thought he was cute. I liked him. He's chillaxing. You know.

Why couldn't we get a regular one, though?

I mean, I think he looks cool. No one's going to notice anyway.

You don't understand. My fans notice everything.

Yeah, I mean, I guess.

But, like, I don't know. We could just, like, flip the sign and... Here, let's

try again. It'll be fine.

Okay. He's cute.

It's gonna drive me crazy. I know.

I just wish he was a normal Santa.

Like... But... But why? I really liked him, okay? I think it's gonna be fine.

Look, not everything has to be perfect all the time. It's Christmas.

I know, but, like, I just want to make my stuff really good.

And... This is... This is ruining my vibe.

Uh, well...

Sorry to ruin your vibe, but you don't have to let it ruin your vibe. Come on,

like, I don't get the big deal. It's just the Santa. He's still Santa. He's

the hat and the beard. Like, what's the big deal? We can just, you know, come

on, let's enjoy ourselves.

Yeah, but I'm going for a more pro look for my fans.

Oh, well, I mean, like, but it's Christmas with you and me, not your

let's just have Christmas, you and me.

Is it so bad that I just want everything to be perfect?

I mean, like, it doesn't have to be perfect today, though, because it's just

and me. Like, we don't have to worry about your fans, you know?

Like, why don't you put your phone down?

You don't need to always be on your phone.

Social media is going to ruin our Christmas. Come on.

Well, I feel like you forgot that...

My social media job is what pays for all of this.

I mean, I didn't ask for that.

Well, you sure do seem to enjoy all the free stuff it gets us.

Don't forget that it's a full -time job being a social media manager.

Look, it might be a full -time job, but what you post is not even real. It's a

lie. It's fake.

It's real to me.

So I'm not real.

What does that even mean?

I mean, you never post me.

Well, that's private.

And you hate my online stuff, so I knew you didn't want to be a part of it.

I mean, you're right, but you're still hiding me.

Okay, lay into me then.

Yeah? You want people to believe you're this perfect little trad wife. A wife

-in -training, single and straight, waiting for the right man to come along.

That's not true.

And that's really mean, Gracie. Yeah? Well, you're hiding the fact that you're

an obsessive, neurotic lesbian living in sin.

How long have you been waiting to lay that into me?

I don't mean to hurt you.

Well, it's too late. If I had known how little you think of me and my work...

This isn't work! It's our life! This is Christmas!

I'm just afraid that I'm losing you sometimes.

To this illusion you're building.

I didn't realize I was hiding you.

I didn't mean to.

I know. It's okay.

And, you know, I don't think we're living in a life of sin.

No?

We love each other and care about each other.

How could that be sinful?

Oh, yeah? Well, how can a summer Santa be sinful?

You got me there.

I guess he's kind of cute.

Yeah, like you.

So, what did you get me for Christmas, by the way?

It's a surprise.

Oh, is it?

I bet you don't even have one. I bet you're last minute like always.

You know, some Christmas presents are better shown than given.

Did you wear this just for me?

Maybe it's part of your present.

Part of my present?

I like that.

Santa's creeping me out here.

Oh yeah?

Well... Santa needs a naughty look.

So, why doesn't he watch us have some fun?

You perv. Love it.

You have such a perfect body. So do you, my love.

Look how cute.

I love it. Merry Christmas. You're my present.

Can't wait to unwrap you.

You have perfect teeth.

You look so cute in your little hat.

So do you, Mrs. Claus.

Unbox it.

Back for me.

Let's see, like you.

We're definitely not getting presents next year.

It is your pussy taste.

Bye.

Ew.

Are you getting sweat?

Yeah.

What you're doing is so perfect.

Just keep doing it.

My tongue's on fire. It feels amazing.

Come out here.

Look at me with that pussy.

Who's the naughty one now?

Me.

You fuck me so good.

Oh, fuck. You get me so close.

Yes.

That was crazy good.

I need to have that pussy again.

He's like, I'm making you cum, it makes me so wet.

It's so good.

at the same time.

I'll see you later.

time.

What is it?

first.

We're just too slow.

Yes. You're going to come with me. I'm going to come with you.

take a picture with him?

Yeah.

Do you want me to be in it?

Yes, of course.

Of course I do.

You're not a secret anymore.

Cheese.

Cute.

Okay, let's kiss, Anna.

I am going to make you Insta -famous.

And YouTube.