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It smells fantastic.
Talk us through a little bit
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about how you make
your wonderful croissants.
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OK, well,
the trick is the lamination,
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because if you cut it
open like this,
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you can see inside,
you've got all these layers.
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And that is a combination of butter
and pastry...
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Oh, God!
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You woke me up again.
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How can you hear the kettle
over that TV, Mummy?
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Has that been on all night?
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I always sleep with the television
on in my own house.
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Well, it's not your house
and I need to get to work.
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And please, Mummy,
can you tidy up a bit?
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It's like living with a student.
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I'm homeless, Amanda.
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You're not homeless, Mummy.
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You're between a four-bedroom house
and a six-bedroom house.
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And any day now,
we could be exchanging.
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Well, while I'm in limbo,
THIS is my bedroom,
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and I don't see why
I should have to tidy up.
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I mean, that's exactly
why one has a cleaner.
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I don't have a cleaner.
I am my own cleaner.
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Oh. So I shouldn't put
my used towels in the bath?
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KETTLE CLICKS
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Will you let me know
if the estate agent calls, Mummy?
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Yes. Oh, damn it,
I'm going to be late.
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Why is the fridge not working?
Because I turned it off.
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Its buzzing annoyed me.
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Unbelievable.
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And, Mummy, please,
can you open a window?
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It stinks in there.
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DOOR OPENS, SLAMS
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Whoa! There's a lot of dogs
you got there, Fi.
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Yeah. Hugo, Bobby, Snowball,
and my newest signing, Shakira.
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It's great you're so busy.
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You're like the Deborah Meaden
of dog walking.
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Yeah, I can basically cover
all our household bills now.
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So it means when Della gets back,
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she can have a proper break
from bloody cooking.
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She deserves a sabbatical.
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It's her turn at the basket weaving,
or whatever she fancies doing.
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I wish I was in a lesbian marriage.
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Just so considerate.
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No offence, JJ. Oh, none taken. Ha.
When's Della back?
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Friday. I cannot wait.
She literally flies in for the prom.
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Guys, can you believe that
our babies are going to the proms?
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Aw, they're all grown-up! Oh, Fi,
I might have to borrow your high-vis
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for the big night because I have
volunteered to man the gangplank.
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Ha! Is the prom on a pirate ship?
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It's a river cruise.
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Surprisingly up-market for Haycroft.
Mm.
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And you know what? I think
a prom on a boat is a lovely idea.
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Yeah, because when I think
of sort of drunk teenagers,
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I obviously think open water.
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OK, there will be no illegal
substances on my watch,
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thank you very much.
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I know every trick in the book.
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I was once a teenager,
too, you know.
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My friends and I once smuggled
a hamster into mass. Oh, God.
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Is that the hamster story again,
Anne?
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Er, boys, what are you doing?
There's a game going on here.
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Guys,
we're in the middle of a match.
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What are you playing at? Darius!
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Oh! What?! He's doing his promposal.
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The hell is a promposal?
Who thought of that stupid word?
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I think it's romantic.
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I think it's an apromination.
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Oh, here we go!
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Georgina Felicity Maureen...
Maureen?
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I know.
That's Johnny's mother's name.
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...will you go to prom with me?
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Yes!
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CHEERING
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STRANGED SOB
Oh, Anne...
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Sorry. Sorry.
I know it's the pregnancy hormones,
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but I'm just thinking of my little
Darius and his little tuxedo,
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like a tiny James Bond.
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Tiny James is the size of
Jaws from James Bond!
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Well, spread the word, guys,
cos this year's afterparty
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is going to be at Senuous HQ,
aka our house,
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and it's going to be lit.
Oh, sorry, Mum.
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There's actually been
a change of plan.
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We're all going to
Becky Salter's house now.
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Her house is massive
and her parents are getting
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the carpets changed anyway, so...
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Oh, cool. Yeah.
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That does sound dope, actually.
Yeah. Yeah.
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Well, we'll do the pres.
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What are the pres? Pres. Pre-party.
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It's actually way cooler
than the afterparty.
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Girls only, aka the Squad.
CHUCKLING
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Georgie can be Taylor,
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I'll be Selena
and Morten can be Blake.
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Oh, come on,
at least let me be Gigi. OK!
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AMANDA CHUCKLES
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Best Mum ever, right?
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Mum, you know what would look
amazing with my dress?
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What? Your blue vintage shoes.
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They're not vintage.
I wore them in my twenties,
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and they cost more than a term
at a mid-table prep, so, no.
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All right,
I got me some pres to plan.
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Well, while you guys are doing that,
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Darius can come to us for a shit and
a shave before the prom if he wants.
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Lovely. Yeah. OK, cool,
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so should JJ and I come over
to you and wave them off?
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Nice. That'd be good.
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Yeah. I mean...
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O-Or we could do it at yours,
you know?
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I'm easy, that's fine with me. Yeah.
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Oh, no.
Mal, we should do it at yours
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cos then we can all chip in
for the limo.
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I mean, they're inherently naff,
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but teenagers don't seem
to know that, so...
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We had a limo at our wedding.
Yeah. So...
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Congratulations.
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See you Friday for the pres!
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DOOR OPENS
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I'm back! Hello.
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Any news from the estate agent,
Mummy?
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Uh-uh.
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Why are you still in bed?
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I need to start setting up
for the party.
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Well, it's not my fault
I slept so terribly.
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Your downstairs neighbours
started hoovering at 11am.
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How can you even hear
the hoover over that TV?
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Please get up, Mummy.
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I need to turn this room
into a spa by 2pm
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when the girls arrive.
Well, if you're going to be in here,
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where exactly am I supposed
to watch Wimbledon?
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I'm helping the crew get ready,
so it's not my concern.
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This is the designated VI-Pres Area.
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AMANDA GASPS
What is this?
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Gross, Mummy. What?
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I did it out of the window.
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Why are you going through my bins?
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Er, MY bins.
Building a coffee table,
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I've accidentally dropped a screw.
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All right. Abs has never actually
been inside my flat
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and I want to present
as the kind of person
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who puts their cup
somewhere predictable.
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Yeah, ha-ha!
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Nice screw.
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Erm, do you think you could ask your
mum to turn the telly down at night?
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All I can hear is GB News
from the floorboards.
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I'm becoming right wing
through osmosis.
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Well, if I could, I would.
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It's like having another teenager.
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It's a good job you're going to be
living together, then, innit?
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Oh, it'll be fine
once we have a moving in date.
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And everyone knows high ceilings
really absorb family tension.
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Oh, yeah. Cos that really worked
at Buckingham Palace.
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MUFFLED TV PLAYS
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OK. Right. Boat leaves at six,
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limo arrives at five.
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15 minutes for photo ops?
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I'll tell make-up
we need everyone ready at 4.30.
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She's worked on Strictly
so she'll understand deadlines.
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Mummy, those crisps are for the
pres. I'm only smelling them.
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DOORBELL CHIMES
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It's the guys! So exciting.
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Please don't try and be cool, Mum.
As if.
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Mmm!
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Hey-oh!
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Strong nail game. Look at that!
You should hear them texting.
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It's like a 1950s typing pool.
Hello.
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Della, hug, hug, hug. Welcome back!
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Oh, how were the high seas?
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Have you seen Below Deck? No.
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Well, that's that comparison
fucked, then.
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It's all right if we hang around
to do photos, right? Hi.
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Oh, it's a bit of a drop-off
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cos I'm going to be hanging
with the girls. Hey!
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Hi. Hi. Uh... Hiya.
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MUFFLED CHATTER INSIDE
OK.
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TV BLASTS CHEERING
Mummy, it's very loud.
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Mummy! Shall we turn that off now?
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We've got guests. Mm-hm.
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DOORBELL CHIMES
Elaine's here with Sasha.
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Can someone get that?
You a tennis fan, Della?
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Never watched it, never played it,
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but it's produced some
excellent lesbians,
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so, yeah. Yeah. I'm a fan.
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Amanda, babe, have you got any vino?
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Erm...
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OK. Yeah, I'm just about to take
some drinks up to the girls, Fi,
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but I think there's some
wine in the fridge.
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Ah, right.
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That's Mummy's, drink that.
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Ooh! I heard that.
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It's so fun having Della back. Aw.
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And I'm excited to take over
as the breadwinner.
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So I can't wait
to tell her my sabbatical plan.
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DOORBELL CHIMES
Aw.
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Fi, I think I might be needed now.
OK.
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Georgie, the make-up designer.
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Hi, there. I'm Claire. Hello!
I'm sorry I'm a tad late.
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The traffic was a nightmare
down from Birmingham.
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Oh, for the Strictly tour?
No, my parents live there,
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and I'm crashing with them cos
my house burnt down in a fire.
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Note to self - don't light candles
and fall asleep in the bath, ha-ha!
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Right, where do you want me?
Do you want to do it in my room?
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Oh, sweetheart,
I've got it all set up in here.
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Er, actually, upstairs sounds good,
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cos I could do with a bit of space
for all my kit.
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Oh, OK. I'm one of life's spreaders.
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I'm a super spreader, you could say.
SHE CHUCKLES
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So if you can catch it, I'll get it.
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I've only just shaken off
conjunctivitis.
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Great. Just up here? Erm, OK...
Let's get cracking.
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Will you be needing this, Claire?
Oh, is that all right?
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Sorry. Yeah, that's fine.
It weighs a tonne. Yeah.
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I slipped a disc last year.
Is that OK? I've got it.
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Can you manage? Yes! Yes.
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So exciting!
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Hello...
MUFFLED CHATTER
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OK.
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Ooh! Loving the vibe.
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I'll just pop this... Oh, yeah.
Brilliant. ..here,
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and I thought maybe I could lend
a hand with the hair.
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So I'm going to need a plug
for my straighteners.
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Oh, that'd be nice. Mum, could
we get some drinks, please?
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Oh! Er... Oh, wait. Yeah, no,
I'm actually quite thirsty.
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Could we?
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Can I get a drink, too?
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Oh, yes. Yes, sure. Of course.
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Mocktails coming right up. Yep.
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Thank you.
Don't do anything fun without me.
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Just here, I'll...
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COMMENTARY ON TV
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PHONE BUZZES
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Oh, who's calling me?
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Hello, Amanda speaking.
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Oh, hello. It's Tony here from
PoshnClassyLimosandCoaches.com.
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Hi. Listen, bit of bad news,
I'm afraid, my darlin'.
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Our driver has just come
down with a migraine.
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These cocktails are off.
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They're not.
They're just non-alcoholic.
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Sorry, what has this
got to do with me?
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Well, I'm afraid we're going
to have to cancel.
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What?! No, you can't cancel.
241
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I need that limo.
It's my daughter's prom.
242
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I'm sorry,
but we just don't have a driver
243
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who can handle a vehicle
of that length.
244
00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:30,999
Now, listen,
I don't usually do this because I am
245
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a very modest super influencer,
246
00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:35,999
but my Insta, Senuous, is followed
by a lot of influential people
247
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who could definitely afford
to hire limos, albeit ironically.
248
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And all I need to do is post that
you cancelled at the last minute,
249
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and, well, that's going to be seen
by a lot of powerful eyeballs.
250
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And you are going to rue the day.
251
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Amanda? Yes?
252
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I'll sort it.
253
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Oh, OK. Thank you.
254
00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:59,199
All right.
255
00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,679
Mummy, please turn the volume down.
256
00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:03,679
And have you got your phone on you
in case the estate agent calls?
257
00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:06,039
Oh, nag, nag, nag.
I'm not a child, you know.
258
00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,959
OK, well, stop acting like one.
259
00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:09,479
Right, drinks time!
Ooh!
260
00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:10,839
Nope, not for you.
261
00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:13,599
Girls. It's mocktail o'clocktail!
262
00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:14,719
Oh, God!
263
00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:16,799
Guess who didn't put
the lid on the glitter!
264
00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:18,799
Don't worry,
I've got more in the car.
265
00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:19,960
Ha-ha, ha!
266
00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:25,600
Girls, only me!
267
00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:29,959
Who wants a Smooch On The Beach?
268
00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:31,919
I think you're going to have to take
it off and start again, George.
269
00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:33,679
It's awful.
270
00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:35,719
What's wrong?
271
00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:36,839
Oh.
272
00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:38,559
The make-up designer is so bad, Mum.
273
00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:40,359
She's made me look really old.
274
00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:42,399
She didn't even know
what contouring was.
275
00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:43,479
We had to show her a YouTube video.
276
00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:45,879
No. What? She's worked on Strictly.
277
00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:47,159
Yeah. She did Bill Bailey.
278
00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,559
Damn it. Please, can you ask her
to leave, Mum?
279
00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:51,639
She's going to make us look like
middle-aged receptionists.
280
00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:54,279
I can't. I've paid for her,
and she's driven all the way
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00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:56,880
from Birmingham. And she's so nice.
Please, Mum.
282
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:02,199
Yeah, it... She does...
You do look hideous, my love.
283
00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:03,479
I'm sorry.
284
00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:04,999
I'll sort it.
285
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,879
OK. I've cleaned the bathroom,
I've done the kitchen.
286
00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:12,519
Erm, does it smell in here? Yeah.
It reeks of Febreze and bleach.
287
00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:13,839
Oh, right. Great.
288
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,639
There's a lot more space in here.
289
00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:18,359
Have you had a wall taken out?
290
00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,719
Er, no. I just put
all the vinyls in the shed
291
00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:22,599
to create a bit of space, you know?
292
00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:25,239
Which reminds me,
do not let Abs in the summer house.
293
00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:27,959
It's a tip,
and anyone who's got a beer
294
00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:30,559
can use one of the coasters, please.
295
00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:31,959
Since when did you use coasters?
296
00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:34,599
Since today. It's a new table.
I don't want to get marks on it.
297
00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,199
KNOCKING AT DOOR
298
00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:37,360
Oh, shit, they're here.
299
00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:43,199
Hey! Come in. Welcome.
300
00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,199
Only us. Everyone decent?
JJ CHUCKLES
301
00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,199
Hey, JJ. You all right, Mum?
302
00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:50,319
Hi, baby. Wow!
303
00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:53,479
Yeah. So this is
where the magic happens, hey?
304
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,639
Oh, yeah. Of course.
You've never been here.
305
00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:57,959
No, no, I haven't been inside. No.
306
00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,599
Ah. I came to your old place
above the barbers
307
00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,919
that was definitely
a money laundering front.
308
00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:04,439
Can I use your bog?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
309
00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,760
Straight through. Great. Yeah.
310
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,639
Hey, JJ, you want a beer?
311
00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:11,039
Oh, sure. Coaster.
312
00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:13,559
Oh, ha. One shouldn't hurt. Ha!
313
00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,439
JJ, man! Catch.
314
00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:17,800
Yes. Thank you.
I just cleaned the floor.
315
00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:24,679
Hmm.
316
00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:26,079
MUFFLED CHATTER
317
00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,079
Ah, just the person
I was looking for.
318
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:31,319
I've only got a parking ticket!
Oh, no. Oh, classic me.
319
00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:32,599
Is everything all right?
320
00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:34,079
TV BLASTS IN BACKGROUND
Yes. Terrific.
321
00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:35,639
Really, really good. Oh, good.
322
00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,039
Er... Sorry, hang on.
323
00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,199
Mummy, it's very loud. Turn it down.
324
00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:40,479
Oh, God.
325
00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:42,599
Er, tell you what,
we're having such a laugh up there.
326
00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,439
Those young ladies,
they're a real hoot.
327
00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:46,719
Reminds me of when I used to work
with Carole Smillie. Aw!
328
00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:48,919
And your Georgie, she's so polite!
329
00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:50,519
She's a real credit to you, Amanda.
330
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:51,919
Oh, thanks.
331
00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:55,039
So, I know we talked about you
doing the full three hours.
332
00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,039
Oh, listen, I'm happy to do more.
333
00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:59,719
Er... I'm just so pleased
to be here.
334
00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:02,120
This is my first gig back
since I finished chemo, so...
335
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,679
Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, God.
336
00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:08,839
Erm... Well, I was thinking that...
337
00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:12,559
Mmm. ..erm, maybe the girls
could just do their own thang.
338
00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:13,719
Are they not happy?
339
00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:15,799
No, not at all. They love it!
340
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,279
They love it.
Yeah, yeah, they love it.
341
00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:22,959
No, no, I just thought, erm, er,
that it was a...
342
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,239
It's a bit unfair of them
hogging you all to themselves.
343
00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:28,959
And I know that the other parents
would love a go, too.
344
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:33,400
So we can all look good
for the photos as well.
345
00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:36,599
Oh!
AMANDA CHUCKLES
346
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,199
Of course!
347
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,279
That's so sweet. Oh, no.
348
00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:42,759
Yeah, listen, I'll grab some
more brushes. OK, yeah.
349
00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:44,519
And then I'll give
this lot a once-over. OK.
350
00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:47,800
Hey, shall I start on you, mmm?
Tease that jawline out? Eh?
351
00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:52,879
Amanda's so nice letting you
go first.
352
00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:55,399
I feel like a princess.
BOTH CHUCKLE
353
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,319
I've never had a makeover before.
354
00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:58,999
Don't you start.
You'll get me going.
355
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,440
I'm so sorry.
356
00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:03,919
Good news.
357
00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:06,279
I managed to ditch daggy old Claire.
358
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,879
So here I am to lend a hand.
359
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:11,359
That's really nice of you,
but, erm, GanGan's helping us out.
360
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,279
Oh. What?
361
00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:15,479
I used to be a model,
so I'm virtually a professional.
362
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,079
Well, for your information,
I actually could have been a model.
363
00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:20,919
No, you couldn't have been a model.
You've got your father's shoulders.
364
00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:23,439
It's all good, Mum.
We'll be down in a minute.
365
00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:24,640
Love you.
366
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,279
OK, who's for a top up?
367
00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,359
ALL FUSSING
368
00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,319
Busted! Mummy!
369
00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:32,919
What do you think
you're doing?!
370
00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:34,959
It's just a tiny tipple. Relax.
371
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:37,639
I said no booze.
My roof, my rules.
372
00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:39,959
For now. Amanda, the limo's here!
373
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,719
Thank God.
374
00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:44,200
You may be a model,
but you are no role model.
375
00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,079
I'll be right back. Oh, wow.
376
00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:48,999
I am loving
the Barbara Cartlands, babe.
377
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,959
I'll have a go next.
Don't blink with your eyelids.
378
00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,839
You'll get glued together!
THEY LAUGH
379
00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:54,599
HORN HONKS
Tony. Hi. Amanda!
380
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:57,919
Yes, hello. Oh, can I just say...
Yeah. Yeah.
381
00:14:57,920 --> 00:14:59,440
...big fan of your underwear.
382
00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:03,399
OK, erm, we're not quite ready,
383
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:04,959
so if you could just do a lap
of the block
384
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:06,159
and I'll give you a call
when I'm ready.
385
00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,359
Do you know how long
you're going to be?
386
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:09,159
Because I've got to get back
to the switchboard, so... Not...
387
00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,199
Not long. Not long.
But just take the first left
388
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,839
and you can do
a loop around the block.
389
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,279
Well, that does look a bit tight.
390
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,239
I don't usually drive the limo.
391
00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:19,039
It's... It's fine.
Just keep circling.
392
00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:21,079
Well, we do need to leave soon,
though!
393
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,559
You're the professional, Claire.
394
00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:24,919
Make me look gorgeous. Oh, what fun!
395
00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,999
You're my favourite sort of client!
396
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,159
Right, I'm thinking something
really funky.
397
00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:31,239
It's so lovely to have you back.
398
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,759
I've got a rather interesting plan
I'd love to pass by you,
399
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,599
if that's all right? Sorry, bab.
Can you just keep still?
400
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:38,039
I'm going to start on your lips.
Oh, yeah. Sorry. Ha.
401
00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,079
I'll go first. I have something
to say to you as well.
402
00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:41,239
DELLA INHALES, EXHALES
403
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:46,119
So the investors behind the cruise
were really impressed... Mm-hm.
404
00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:47,679
...with what I did. Uh-huh.
405
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,279
And, erm, and long story short,
406
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:53,559
they've offered me
my own restaurant.
407
00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:55,759
Oh! Ooh! Really?!
408
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,759
Where's that, then? In London?
409
00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:58,999
No, er...
410
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,759
In Miami! Oh. Wow!
411
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,159
Fi, Fi, can you just hold still?
412
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,439
Oh, yeah. Sorry.
413
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,519
I mean, the weather is great
all year round,
414
00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:09,119
and we can easily get
a pet passport for Bobby.
415
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:12,239
Wow. Oh. That's so fancy.
416
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:13,599
I'd love to go to Miami.
417
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,639
I've never been,
but I've seen CSI Miami...
418
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,159
Ahh! Oh, my God, are you OK?
Oh, oh, oh!
419
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,999
I picked up the hot end of the
hair straighteners, oh, again!
420
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,280
Oh, when will I learn?
421
00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:25,119
Oh, I can't believe
how handsome you look.
422
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,719
I'm going to send these
to all the Pats. Ha-ha.
423
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,399
Now get behind me and hold the bump.
424
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,559
Oh, my... What? No, that's weird.
DOOR OPENS
425
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,039
Erm, sit on my knee?
426
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:34,679
No! Oh, I know.
427
00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:36,639
Why don't we press our cheeks
together? Mum!
428
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,119
This is getting creepy now.
429
00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:39,199
SHUTTER CLICKS
430
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,479
Jesus, is it that time already?!
I have to go to the boat.
431
00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:44,199
It leaves at six. Don't be late.
Thank God.
432
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,439
Bye, Anne.
433
00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:47,319
MUFFLED PARTY CLAMOUR
434
00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:52,079
Listen, sorry if I was a bit
of a party pooper back then,
435
00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:53,799
but to make up for it,
436
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,439
I wondered if you wanted
to borrow my shoes.
437
00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:59,479
Oh, my gosh, thank you so much.
438
00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:02,359
I'm a very petite size nine,
so I'm sure you can make them work.
439
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:04,559
I love them. Aw!
440
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:07,159
Why don't you wear the sliders
on board to save your arches? Yeah?
441
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,199
I love you. I love you. Thank you.
442
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,479
Oh, and if it's cool with you
and the squad,
443
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,800
maybe I can come in just
for the finishing touches.
444
00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:16,440
Come on. OK.
445
00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:19,199
PHONE BUZZES
446
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,799
Oh, what now?
447
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,559
Ugh.
448
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:23,680
Yes?
449
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:27,719
What?
450
00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:29,359
There you go. Ha.
451
00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:30,799
Oh, boys!
452
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,439
That's a lot of aftershave, huh?
453
00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:33,639
Right, where's your mum?
454
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,719
Well, she's in Luton.
455
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,279
Sorry, you mean Abs, don't you?
456
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,199
Er, I think she's in the garden.
457
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,519
Hold that. Shit!
458
00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,800
I told you not
to let her near the shed!
459
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,039
Ahem.
460
00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:52,399
Famous shed.
461
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:55,359
Yeah, technically, it's a...
It's a summerhouse.
462
00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:57,880
Yeah, normally,
we keep the vinyl in...
463
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,239
Not in here. Mmm.
464
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:03,840
So it feels bigger and, erm...
465
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:10,199
All right. Look, Abs, I see you
poking around with your judgy looks.
466
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,639
My flat's not huge
and the phone reception's shit
467
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:15,839
and half of Ned's bedroom
is in the back garden.
468
00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,999
But it's a nice flat,
469
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,599
and the neighbours are lovely,
and we like it here.
470
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,960
So stop behaving like...
471
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,199
SHE CHUCKLES
472
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,439
What? You're such a tit.
473
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,119
What I was thinking was,
474
00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:31,039
"Holy shit.
Mal's sorted his life out."
475
00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:33,119
You've got a toilet roll
on the thingy.
476
00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:34,279
You've got two types of sugar.
477
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,359
You've built a fucking den.
478
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:38,119
Technically, it's a summerhouse.
479
00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:40,159
Yeah, well,
it's remarkable for a man
480
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,519
who used to use a sock as a wallet.
HE SCOFFS
481
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:45,320
No, you're like a fully functioning
human being, mate.
482
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,079
And you're a really, really,
really great dad.
483
00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:52,519
And, yeah,
I just never thought I'd say it,
484
00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:55,520
but you've nailed being a grown-up.
485
00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,480
Thanks. Yeah.
486
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:03,240
I hope it's OK for me
to say this, but, um...
487
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:07,159
...us not being married any more
is definitely...
488
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,680
I totally agree.
489
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:11,920
THEY LAUGH
490
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:15,439
JJ GRUNTS, ABS LAUGHS
491
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:17,080
Love you guys.
492
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,599
Are you pissed, JJ?
493
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,920
Yep. Yeah!
494
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,319
Erm, why are we
all hugging in my shed?
495
00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,639
Oh, my God. Oh, my...
496
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:31,199
Look! Look at this
handsome young man.
497
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,759
Get in here, man. You look amazing!
498
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:36,079
Lady killer! Yeah! I can't move.
499
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:39,519
Oi, you lot. The limo's here.
Are we going or what?
500
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:41,240
Are you OK? Mm-hm.
501
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,240
Wow, right? Oh, my God.
502
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:50,519
Open jacket, please.
503
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:51,959
Anything in there?
504
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,799
Nothing. Nothing, OK.
505
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,719
On you go. Hello.
506
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,959
SCANNER WHIRS
507
00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:00,639
Hi. Can you open your purse, please?
508
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:01,999
Turn around.
509
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,239
Sorry, what is that?
510
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,159
Water.
511
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,839
Good, you're staying hydrated.
That's great.
512
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,159
On you go.
513
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:10,079
Open your bag.
514
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,959
Tony, please! It's not as simple
as that, Amanda!
515
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,519
It was a...
That's like so much space.
516
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:14,759
I've just scraped it in there.
517
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,719
It's just...
It's really unfortunate.
518
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,399
OVERLAPPING SPEECH
I can't believe you got it stuck.
519
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,279
I normally just man the phones.
520
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,639
How...? What's going on?
521
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,279
Tony has got the limo stuck
522
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:24,999
and they are literally
going to miss the boat.
523
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,399
The girls are coming down, Mandy!
524
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,239
Oh, my God! Move the car!
525
00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,679
How? I can't change physics.
526
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:33,559
It's like, God...
CAR HORN HONKS
527
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,279
Just... Great. Yes.
That's all I need.
528
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,359
That's what I need! Move your limo,
you're blocking the street.
529
00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:39,199
CAR HORN DROWNS OUT CHATTER
530
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:42,919
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, sweetheart!
531
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:44,719
Babe, you look amazing.
532
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,239
Doesn't she look stunning?
533
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:47,760
You look so beautiful, babe. Aw!
534
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,079
What's happening with the limo?
535
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,079
Oh, God.
We're not going to be late, are we?
536
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,159
If I... Tony, we have to get to the
prom. Right. Hold my wine.
537
00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:56,879
We don't have time for this, please!
What are you doing?
538
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,319
Sorting shit out.
539
00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,639
I drive a 15-year-old transit
with a knackered clutch.
540
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,239
BICKERING CONTINUES
This should be a piece of piss.
541
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,599
It's stuck, Amanda!
Oi, matey. Give me the keys.
542
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:06,559
OK. Hurry up! We're late. Hurry up!
543
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:09,119
Hey, you in the black car! Back up.
544
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:11,639
OK, Tony. Out of the way!
I... Out of the way!
545
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:14,359
TONY SPLUTTERS
Your missus is a boss lady now.
546
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:17,759
What? She can reverse park
like a demon.
547
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:19,239
Are we talking about the same Fiona?
548
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,480
Oh, yes.
549
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,840
Mind the bollard! Mind the bollard!
550
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:40,879
CHEERING
551
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:42,239
Here you go, mate.
552
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:44,200
CHEERING CONTINUES
Nice!
553
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:49,279
Bloody hell. Who is this new woman?
HORN HONKS
554
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,319
Go, you're late! You're late!
You're late! Go, go, go!
555
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:52,879
OK, love you. Photos...!
556
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:54,959
I love you!
557
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,559
Mum, we really need to go.
558
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,159
God! Just a sec. Just a sec.
559
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,039
Mum, you take it! Oh, no!
560
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:01,839
How does this thing work?
Just take it, Mummy, quickly!
561
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,479
Mum, we've got to go.
We've got to go.
562
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:06,359
We don't have time, Amanda!
Go, go, go!
563
00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:07,959
SQUEALING
564
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,799
Enjoy yourselves!
This only happens once.
565
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,079
Bye-bye! See you!
566
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,479
See you, mate.
Thanks very much!
567
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,919
Bye, darling! Have a lovely prom.
Have a good time!
568
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,639
Bye!
569
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:19,999
Just wish I'd had a bit
more time with them.
570
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,919
Right, who else wants to get
a makeover?
571
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:23,759
Oh, no, someone's left their bag.
572
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,839
Oh, no.
573
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:29,759
Whose are these?
Oh, God, they're Georgie's.
574
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:33,479
She's wearing sliders.
You can't wear sliders to the prom.
575
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:36,519
This is a nightmare. Oh...
576
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:37,879
Right, get in the van.
577
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:39,759
Come on. Come on!
578
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:42,199
Oh, God. Will we make it?
579
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:44,359
Well, there's only one way
to find out.
580
00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:45,680
ENGINE IGNITES
Let's go.
581
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:48,000
DULL THUD
Oh... Oh!
582
00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:50,919
I think we just backed into Claire.
583
00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:53,279
I'm fine. I'm fine.
584
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,679
Sorry. It was my fault anyway.
585
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:57,720
She's fine. OK. Go, go, go!
586
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,319
SCANNER WHIRS
587
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,879
SHE CLEARS THROAT
588
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,879
What are these?
589
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:08,080
Antacids.
590
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:10,879
Do you get the...?
591
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:13,199
Oh, God, it's terrible.
Yeah, me too. It's a scourge.
592
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,399
Go on. In you go. Have a good night.
593
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:18,799
Hi. Sorry. Can we hurry this up
a bit, please, Darius's mum?
594
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:22,879
It's just the boat driver
wants to take off. OK. Cool.
595
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:25,640
THEY LAUGH, MUSIC BLASTS
596
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:33,719
Honestly, the one time
they're not glued to their phones.
597
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:35,479
Oh, shit!
598
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,319
Mal, it's 5.49.
599
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:38,919
How do we stop the boat?
600
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:41,679
Well, there is one person
you could call.
601
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:44,959
PHONE BUZZES
602
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,759
Hi, Amanda. Everything OK?
603
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,759
Anne, you have to delay the boat.
604
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,079
But we're nearly all aboard.
Georgie has forgotten her shoes
605
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:52,599
and I need to bring them to her.
606
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,919
Please, Anne, we're nearly there.
607
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:56,199
Leave it with me.
608
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:57,479
Thank you.
609
00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:58,720
You know what, lads?
610
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,280
I don't think I've searched
you thoroughly enough.
611
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:08,359
My God, this whole stupid afternoon
has been an absolute flop.
612
00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:11,119
What? Kids had a great time.
613
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:12,919
Yeah, but I didn't get to join in.
614
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:14,919
Not that Georgie
wanted me there anyway.
615
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,319
Georgie's finding her groove. Mmm.
616
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,079
You should be proud.
617
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:21,079
Getting her ready to fly the nest
like your mum got you ready.
618
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:23,439
And now here I am,
moving back in with her.
619
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:24,639
Well, for what it's worth,
620
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:25,800
I'm going to miss you.
621
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:29,559
Oh, my God, there it is!
There it is, Mal.
622
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:32,439
That's the turning. Yep, I got it.
623
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:33,959
INDISTINCT CHATTER
624
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,999
Five minutes. Let's go.
Oh, my God. Let's go.
625
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,359
I forgot my shoes.
I forgot my shoes!
626
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:41,199
Oh, my God. What am I going to do?
I can't go to prom in sliders!
627
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,199
OK, OK. I mean, they look good. Oh!
628
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:44,680
Does anyone know
where I can turn around?
629
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,120
No! Oh, my God, you're kidding me!
HORNS HONKING
630
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,079
All right,
the limousine is stuck again,
631
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,639
but it's just a couple
of hundred yards away.
632
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,879
If you sprint,
you might just make it. Right.
633
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,639
The door!
634
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,559
Madam, we really need to go.
635
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:03,239
Don't touch me!
Don't touch me! I'm pregnant.
636
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,479
Georgie,
is there any sign of your mum?
637
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:07,919
Because I don't think
I can hang on any longer.
638
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,159
No. OK, we should get on the boat,
George.
639
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,359
Don't worry.
If your heels don't arrive,
640
00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:14,639
some of the best times of my life
have been had in comfortable shoes.
641
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,279
Georgie!
642
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,119
Oh, my God, is that your mum?
643
00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:19,359
There she is.
644
00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:21,479
Georgie! Hold the boat!
645
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:23,079
CHEERING
646
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:24,919
I've got your shoes!
647
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,799
Amanda! Amanda! Amanda!
648
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,880
Mum, hurry up!
CHANTING CONTINUES
649
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,039
Just... Sorry.
650
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:37,079
Oh!
651
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:38,479
SHE COUGHS
652
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:39,559
That's vodka.
653
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,159
What? Oh, no...
654
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:44,959
Thank you so much. My darling!
I love you! All aboard! Come on!
655
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,839
Quick! I love you. Thanks, Mum.
656
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,279
My sweetheart,
have the most wonderful prom.
657
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:52,559
And try not to spill any sticky
drinks on those shoes, please.
658
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:54,759
I won't. They're satin.
659
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:56,079
Just get on the boat.
BOAT HORN BLARES
660
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,799
And three, two, one...
661
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:02,279
CHEERING
662
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:03,919
These are so hard to walk in.
663
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,320
I'm going back to sliders.
664
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:09,639
Mum! I'll stick with the flats.
665
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:10,880
Catch!
666
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:16,279
Doesn't matter!
667
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,319
Have the best time, my sweetheart.
668
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:19,800
Thanks.
669
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:25,559
Anne, quick! I can still see them.
670
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:28,399
Can you swim?
I mean, I've got my 20m.
671
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,160
BOAT HORN BLARES
672
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:36,199
I'm absolutely gasping.
673
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,879
Can you believe
our baby's gone to prom?
674
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:40,319
It's mad, innit?
675
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,479
Do you know, I can't take anything
that you're saying seriously
676
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:44,999
with that make-up on.
I asked for a Kardashian.
677
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,319
Ha-ha! Well, you got Fanny Cradock.
678
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:47,560
Ha-ha.
679
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:50,640
Nice driving back there.
680
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,999
I've never seen you take charge
like that before.
681
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,239
I'm a dog walker now. Mm-hm.
682
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:56,879
What I say goes.
683
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:58,400
Ask the dogs.
684
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:02,840
You don't want to move, do you?
685
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:07,280
Not really. Huh.
686
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,040
I mean, you know I love you...
687
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:14,319
...but this is the first time
in years I feel settled,
688
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:17,199
and Morts has got sixth form
and we've got friends.
689
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:22,600
And I'm not just jealous wife Fi,
I'm utterly barking Fi now.
690
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:26,079
I'm going to say no to the offer.
691
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,879
No, no. Go to Miami, babe.
692
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,000
You've got to do it.
693
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:32,600
But we're going to stay here.
694
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,479
We've made it work
for the last year.
695
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:36,800
We can do a bit longer.
696
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:43,480
I'm going to take
these eyelashes off.
697
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,319
Hello!
698
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:50,799
Is everyone gone now? Well, nearly.
699
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,879
The make-up lady's
upstairs washing her brushes.
700
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,519
Oh, God. She's still here.
701
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:56,280
How did it go? Well...
702
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:58,879
...Georgie got her photo,
703
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,839
and then my shoes fell
in the Thames.
704
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:04,439
Oh. Well, that's what being
a mother is about in the end.
705
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:06,399
Emergencies and cheerleading. Yes.
706
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:09,079
I think you're doing fantastically.
707
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,759
Oh, Mummy. Mm-hm.
708
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,919
The estate agent called, by the way,
709
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:16,920
and we officially exchange
on Monday.
710
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,320
Mummy...
711
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,880
...I don't think
we should move in together.
712
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:32,199
Oh!
713
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,079
What a relief.
I couldn't agree more.
714
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,319
Oh, Mummy!
715
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,639
Really? Oh!
I think we'd kill each other.
716
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,319
Georgian proportions aren't
worth the jail time.
717
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:44,439
Let's just stick to being mother
and daughter and not roommates.
718
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:46,400
Yes. Aw.
719
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:50,239
Oh, Mummy, do you think
you'll lose the deposit, though?
720
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:51,999
Well, no, because I'm still going
to buy the house.
721
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,119
I just don't think you
should live there with me.
722
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:55,919
Wait, what? But...
723
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,319
But that's my house.
724
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:58,559
Well, it's my house now, darling.
725
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:00,399
And we're going to be neighbours.
726
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,599
And if you ever want
to pop in for a coffee,
727
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,399
my door will always be open.
728
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:06,239
Right! That's me done.
729
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:07,759
Honestly, I've had the best time.
730
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:09,879
I can't thank you enough.
Thanks, Claire.
731
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:11,799
Really, I've just
had the loveliest after...
732
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,360
CLAIRE SHOUTS, THUDDING
733
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:18,720
I'm fine!
54731
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