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Day Seven of the Senuous
Toned to 10K challenge!
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It's like Couch to 5k,
but for people
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who weren't that far off anyway.
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And I've just smashed 7K!
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CAR STEREO BOOMS
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This programme contains some strong
language
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...Sake!
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So, Day Seven of the Senuous
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Toned to 10K challenge...
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...and I've just smashed 7k,
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so you'll have to excuse
my appearance.
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WOMAN CHATTERS IN BACKGROUND
What a mess! Um, now,
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I was expecting, at this stage of
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my fitness... Yeah, totally.
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Look, I think
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there's a way round this, but we'll
just have to see if Malcolm... Um...
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Hi. Hang on...
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Hello. Sorry, you're actually in
my shot there. ..I'll call you back.
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I'm in your what? I'm filming here,
so... Oh, right!
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Can I be in it? Well, you ARE in it.
That's the prob... the, um, issue.
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So if you wouldn't mind
just backing up a bit,
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that would be really helpful.
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Sorry, you want me to move my car
cos you're taking a selfie?
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It's not. It's actually content
for actual... content.
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Right, that's not a sentence.
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And, er, it's a free country,
so I'm just going to... Yeah.
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It's just this particular bit of
free country's already in use,
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and there's an even free-er bit
about ten yards that way, so...
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I was here first, so...
No, I've just run 7K
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to get to this exact...
No, no, you haven't, you haven't.
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You started there, didn't you? Where
your fake sweat is, I think, there?
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That is... OK.
Hey. You all right? Yeah.
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No, actually, I'm... I'm just
dropping off... Of course, you two
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don't, um...
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Abs, this is Amanda,
my upstairs neighbour.
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Amanda - Abs, my, um...
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Ned's mum. JJ's wife.
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Yeah. Boots. Oh... Nice.
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Oh, and he left his shin pads
at school. Right.
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Well, that puts a face
to the name...
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...for us both! Mm-hm.
And you know what?
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Don't worry about the car.
Just leave it there.
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I absolutely will. Yeah. Do. Please.
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Have a great day, yeah?
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Yeah. You have a great day, yeah?
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Thanks, you too. Will do.
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Hey, be lucky! I will.
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You take care. Thanks. Take care.
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Take care. Take care.
DOOR SLAMS
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SHE SIGHS
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Wow!
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And I'm looking for
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a one-million-pound investment,
in return
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for a 5% stake in my company.
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Right. That's not really how this...
I am prepared to go to 6%.
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Shall we start over, yeah? OK.
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OK, so what's the money for?
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To buy a bigger house. Right.
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Then it's a mortgage you're after.
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I'm a business manager,
so I'll have to refer you...
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No, no, it is for my business.
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So, Senuous operates in
the aspirational end of
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the lifestyle content space,
so it's vital that I, as CEO,
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look like someone who lives
in a large house.
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So you'd like a business loan
to buy the sort of house
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you want people to think you own?
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That's so well put.
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Yeah. Yeah, no, that's not
something we can help with.
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So you're saying... you're out?
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Um, I mean, what we could
potentially do is give you
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a personal loan... OK.
...based on your salary
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from... Kitchen
and Bathroom... Kitchens? Right.
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So centred more on my collab.
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And how much would that be?
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We could do £3,000.
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Can I take a moment? Sure.
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SHE SIGHS
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SHE WHISPERS
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OK, Aiden...
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...we'd like to accept your offer.
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Oh...
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Congratulations. Thank you?
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Thank you.
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Oi! Come on, ref!
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That was clearly a foul!
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That was a dive! Get up!
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Right, Mum? 100%!
That could have been a goal.
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In fact, I'm going to call
that a goal. Exactly. 1-0!
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Huh? Go, Darius!
CAR ALARM WAILS
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Not again!
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Bloody car alarm!
It keeps doing this.
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Right, I'm going to call Della.
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Hey, how's she getting on?
All right, I think.
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I mean, if you've got to take
a corporate gig, there's worse than
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cruising round Hawaii
for three months. And it's keeping
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our heads above water, so...
Not if the ship sinks!
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CHUCKLING
Sorry, no.
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Hello? Morning, Dels!
Yeah, it's evening here, actually,
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right in the middle of service.
...Where's my lamb?! Coming, Chef!
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Right, it's just that the car alarm
keeps being weird again...
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Hey. Sorry we're late.
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Big day at Senuous.
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It's really blowing up.
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Oh, God, I'm so sorry. No,
that's a good thing, Anne. OK. Aw!
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Look at Darius and Georgie!
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Yeah. I'm so glad they patched
things up. Yeah.
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They're like the club's
own little power couple.
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Like, er, Brangelina or something!
Mm, mm!
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Georgius. Dari-orgie!
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Ooh! No, sorry, that sounds...
So, yeah, Senuous has attracted
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some major Chinese investors.
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Ooh! A banking corporation
based out of Hong-Kong/Shanghai.
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You mean HSBC?
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I don't think
people call it that.
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Anyway, I'm going to invest
in a laptop and some proper
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studio lights. Mm, yeah. Illuminate
to accumulate, as they say.
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Hmm. Good news, Anne.
Della's up for Wednesday.
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Great. What's this? Oh, um, I'm
helping the PTA with Careers Week.
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Ah! Yeah. Della's going to talk
to Year 11 about being a chef,
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live from her ship.
Ah! Like Tim Peake!
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Oh, unless it's something
that you would like to...?
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No. No, no, no, no. I'm keeping
my powder dry for Ted, thank you.
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Ted who? TED Talks.
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Yeah, I pitched a TED-X-SoHa,
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so... watch this space.
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Yeah. It makes sense. Mm.
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I mean, it'll probably be a bit
dull, anyway. It's just parents
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gabbing on about gardening
and accountancy, and then me
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trying to make curing malaria not
sound like a total snoozefest.
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Awful! I want to make Chemistry
sexy again. Hashtag chemsex! Ha!
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You should really Google
"chemsex" before you start
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writing anything, Anne. OK.
REFEREE'S WHISTLE BLOWS
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Oh. All right, come on, then, kids.
Well played, guys!
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Hey, neighbour. Hey.
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That was nice earlier.
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Meeting Abs.
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Finally! Oh...
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Jesus! Yeah.
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Such a strong character.
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Really... candid, confident.
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Quite... forthright.
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Ah-ha. Ha-ha! What?
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It's fine, Amanda.
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I think the feeling was mutual. Oh!
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What did she say about me?
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Uh... nothing, really.
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Well, she clearly said something.
I wouldn't worry about it.
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Oh, come on, Mal. I'm a big girl,
I can take it. No, it's not a big
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deal, you know, you've just met
someone... If she said something,
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I'd like to... Mal!
She thought you were shallow.
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SHE SCOFFS
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God's sake! Where is this
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bloody football boot?! Someone
might have nicked it, you know.
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What, one boot?
Well, you do get perverts.
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Hey, girlies!
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So... Hi.
...finally met the famous Abs.
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Oh! She seems... So great.
Mm-hm. So much fun. Yeah.
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Yes. No, she's good people. Yeah.
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She's quite full-on, though,
don't you think?
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Oh, she doesn't suffer fools gladly.
Uh-huh, right, yeah.
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She's only just been let back
onto the sidelines. No?
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She called the last ref
an "eff-ing C". What?!
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Yeah, that's what I think
I meant, like, judgmental.
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Yeah, but he WAS an eff-ing C...
Right. ..just nobody else
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had the balls to say it. Right.
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She says it like it is.
That's what I like about her.
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Oh, same. Yeah.
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Yeah. Same.
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Mm. Yeah...
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Oh! Almost forgot. I heard the
craziest thing the other day.
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I thought, Anne and Fi will laugh
at this. I laughed, actually.
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It's not funny, ha-ha, it's more
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funny, not peculiar-funny,
ridiculous, you know? Cos...
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It's... OK.
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You guys don't think
I'm shallow, do you?
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THEY LAUGH
No? No!
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No, and that, that is, um... Yeah.
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I know! That is...
That is really funny... I know!
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...because it's the total opposite,
yes! It's crazy!
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Yeah, I know, so absolutely...
No, 100%, not at all.
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Yeah. No, I told you it was...
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Yeah. Thanks, Anne. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Why would you say that?
She is SO shallow.
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I'm not going to say that
to her, though, am I?
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You can't just confront someone
like Amanda with reality.
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Cos, like, you know,
anything could happen... Oh!
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Call off the pervert search!
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Found the shoe!
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Eh, thank you, Sophia!
Mal, how bad would it be
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if I dropped out... of doing my
accountancy talk for Careers Week?
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Why would you do that?
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School wasn't a great time for me.
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I was a bit bullied by the, er,
cool, confident kids. Ha!
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No offence. Literally none taken.
Just the idea of, erm, getting up
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in front of an entire class is...
It's the whole year group, mate.
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Oh, God! Listen,
my talk's Monday morning.
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Why don't you come along
to that, watch?
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You'll see there's nothing
to worry about.
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Thanks, Mal, that's a great idea.
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Yeah. Yeah, it's nothing. Yeah.
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Yeah. J? Hmm?
It's going to be all right, man.
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You're one of the cool kids
now. Yeah.
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MAL LAUGHS
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Darling, we're running low
on gin again.
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Hmm? You know, I think this
cheap stuff can evaporate. Yeah,
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that's what it is.
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Oh, look, Mummy!
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It's from my
Hong Kong/Shanghai investment.
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Mm-hm. God, it's actually
a bargain for 3K.
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Well, hopefully, it'll
improve your contents.
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Content.
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Oh! This place is boobytrapped.
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Manus! You almost killed Gan-Gan.
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What? Sorry, Mummy, it's
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a birthday present from Johnny.
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Birthday? Yes.
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He was 14 on Friday.
You said you'd got him a present.
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Yes, I have, it's in my bag.
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Honestly, Manus, you can't just
leave your stuff all lying around.
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We all have to live here.
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OK, this must be the spotlight.
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Mummy, do you think I'm shallow?
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No, of course not!
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No, darling, you come from
a long line of very caring,
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considerate and thoughtful women.
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Thanks, Mummy. Manus...
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Manus! Huh?
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Little something from
the Bank of Gan-Gan.
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Happy Birthday, darling. Wow!
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Thank you so much, Gan-Gan!
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Mm! Don't spend it all on vapes.
How do you even cash this?
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So, I get to work out in nature
and be my own boss.
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And if I want to save for
a big holiday or something,
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I can just take on some new clients
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and cut back a few more privets.
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Which also means I can genuinely
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tell people
that I manage a hedge fund.
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LAUGHTER
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Er, great stuff there
from Ned's dad.
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Er, any questions?
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Yes. How much money do you make?
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No. We don't ask that,
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as I said. Er, yes, mate?
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Yeah, did you know
your flies are undone?
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LAUGHTER
Oh.
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Zip!
LAUGHTER
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Flasher! Yeah, all right. Er, any
questions more related to wood?
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LAUGHTER
Trees! Trees.
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OK, yes, thank you. Settle down...
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Hey! I missed a call from you.
What's up?
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Yeah, is there a way to have
the heating on, but not as hot?
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Er, yeah, just, er, change
the thermostat. The what?
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Do you know what, I'll change
it on the app, OK? I'll do it.
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OK. Love you, bye-bye.
Bye! Love you.
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Hey... Hi. Hi.
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Hi, guys.
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Wow, you look very... fresh.
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I'm not wearing make-up.
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Some days, I just want to be
my authentic self, you know?
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Pull focus to what's
beneath the surface,
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not... what's on it. Are you sure
you're not wearing any make-up?
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I'm not. I can see some...
It's nude make-up, Anne,
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which means nothing on. So just
cos you can see it doesn't mean
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it's there, cos it's not. Yeah,
well, rather you than me, babe.
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Honestly, without a litre of
mascara, my eyes look like
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gerbils' bumholes.
LAUGHTER
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Oh, same.
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Well, not exactly.
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It's a personal choice, I suppose,
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which I'm all about. Free will.
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I'm actually reading
Nineteen Eighty-Four at the moment,
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again. George Orwell.
I just love the social satire,
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as seen in his allegorical novella
Animal Farm,
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which I've also read.
Well, if you like those Amanda,
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I recommend Handmaid's Tale.
Oh, OK.
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Yeah, sure. I'll check that out,
yeah. Love anything handmade.
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What...?
MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES
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Ah, that's work, actually,
so I'd better...
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Anne, I'll see you on Thursday.
Yeah. Yeah.
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...Hello, hi...
Thursday, what's Thursday?
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Oh, er, careers talk. Yeah,
me and Abs are doing a double bill.
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Oh, yeah? What does she do?
What's her... what's her job?
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Ooh, so many parents...
Yeah, what does she do?
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I think she works for a bank.
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She's a banker?
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Wow!
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She's a banker, and she has
the audacity to call ME shallow?!
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Those people literally caused... it
was either Covid or Brexit.
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Anne, we need to swap career talks.
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But you're not doing a career talk.
Don't split hairs, Anne.
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You asked me to do one
and I'm accepting. OK, well, er,
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I think nobody has covered retail,
so you could talk about
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your kitchens and... Mm, no, Anne,
I'm going to talk about Senuous.
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I think the children would benefit
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most hearing about my career
as an influencer.
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Don't you... Yes, absolutely.
...Anne? 100%. Yes. Mm.
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Right, great, OK.
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Pop me down for Thursday, then...
OK. ..with Abs.
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Right, I'd better get going.
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I've got a whole generation
of online creators to inspire.
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Yeah... Yeah.
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Ha! Yeah. Yeah. I'll see you later.
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You did it again. What?
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She's not an influencer!
No-one follows her.
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You're just massaging her ego.
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OK, yeah, so I humour her a bit,
but what else was I supposed to say?
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That she should talk about
her actual job,
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selling sinks and toilets.
Oh, I couldn't be that honest.
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Look, Anne, people can take
constructive criticism, you know?
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It can actually help them to,
like, learn and grow and that.
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Really. Really. Mm...
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Oh!
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Foul! Come on, ref!
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Mum?!
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Do it.
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Actually, I don't think
that was a foul. Mm-hm.
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What?! Maybe if you just stopped
diving and acting the goat,
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and you spent more time
sending the ball into the net,
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then you'd be a bit less... shite!
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Huh! No... Oh, this honesty thing's
not for me, Fi. It's great to give
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these things a try and everything,
but, you know... God, no!
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Come on... Yes!
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Oh! Was that a...?
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Yay! Go, Darius!
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Yes! You see? Yeah!
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It works! OK.
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Oi! Ned's Dad!
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Where you been at, man?
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You got your cock out again?
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Oh, come on!
I just forgot to do my flies up!
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Keep it in your pants, yeah?
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Kids can be so mean.
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When do they grow out of that?
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Those shorts are too tight, Mal.
You can see your back wheels there.
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See you tomorrow
for Careers Day, JJ!
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Hello.
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Oh, piece of advice,
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you should consider a fringe.
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OK, but I've been
looking for it for ages.
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Could you have a think? Oh!
I have no idea where you charger is
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because I'm 7,000 miles away!
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Sorry, I was only asking.
Look, I have to go.
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Sorry she's late!
I'm parenting solo.
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Hi, Fi! Hi!
I've been meaning to thank you.
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Yeah? This whole, er, "say what
you think" business, it's been
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really liberating. Oh, that's great,
Anne. Good for you!
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Yeah! I mean, why hold your tongue,
when you could help somebody
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realise... oh, I don't know,
um, er, you're overly reliant on
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your absent wife and it makes you
seem weak and immature.
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I mean, she has got a point.
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SCHOOL BELL RINGS
In!
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You're welcome.
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So, what can I tell...
INTERFERENCE
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...about working in a
professional kitchen?
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Well, I suppose the thing I'm asked
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most often is how...
INTERFERENCE
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...pressure of cooking
so many things... Yo.
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Are you going to get a boner,
like Ned's other dad?
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No, and he didn't get a b... Sh!
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...and perhaps most importantly...
INTERFERENCE
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Well, so much for 5G!
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Sorry, no disrespect to
Aeryn's dad, who we now know
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installs 5G.
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OK, so with that,
Mr Sarfuni, you're up next!
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00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:03,960
Er, so, a nice big round of applause
for Ned's other dad!
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Um... Ahem.
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So, there are, er,
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a few people out there that think
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accountancy is a bit boring...
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Amanda! Mm? I seem to be doing this
all myself. Daniel,
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this is important.
I need to get to grips with my kit,
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which I'm not charging you for,
despite it costing three grand.
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There's a generation of children
whose future might hinge on
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this presentation. About bathrooms?!
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00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:48,679
Yeah. Oh, could I borrow your
Britney mic that you use
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00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:52,039
for the trade shows? I suppose so,
since you're technically promoting
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the company. Yeah. Actually,
should I come along, to the school,
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in case there's any questions
you can't answer? Er...
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I don't think you can,
unless you've been DBS checked.
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Oh. Have you been DBS checked?
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00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,639
Women can't be paedophiles, Daniel.
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DOORBELL RINGS
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Mummy! Hello, darling.
What are you doing here?
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00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,799
I'm afraid there's something up
with the oven you sold me.
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00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,119
Ah. Daniel, would you...?
387
00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:15,039
Now, I turned it on this morning
and there was all this noxious
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black goo at the bottom.
I took a photograph of it.
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00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,119
And that wasn't there
last time you used it?
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00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:21,959
Well, this is its inaugural outing.
But you've had it seven months.
391
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,399
Yes, well, I cook infrequently.
392
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:27,400
Can I just check, you had removed
the polystyrene packing?
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00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:32,999
OK. Er, I think we have a special
cleaner for that. One second.
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00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,999
Thanks, Daniel.
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00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:38,319
Oh, Mummy, while I have you,
I'm doing a careers talk
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00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:41,559
about Senuous at the school,
if you want to come along?
397
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:45,079
Oh, darling, I can't.
I'm actually busy that day.
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00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,999
I didn't tell you the day.
What day is it?
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Thursday. Yeah, I'm busy that day.
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Well, as long as you find time
for the important things.
401
00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:58,679
I tell you what, why don't I
buy you a nice dress for it?
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00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:01,559
Mummy, opening your chequebook
can't be your answer to everything.
403
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:04,879
If you don't want to support me,
that's your prerogative,
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00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:08,239
but you don't get to buy off your
guilt by throwing your money around.
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00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,679
That'll be 470, with the VAT.
406
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:13,400
You know what? I don't think
my money's welcome here.
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00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:20,559
LAUGHTER
So when you're all billionaires,
408
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:23,679
remember who it was first told you,
"If you want to be a legend..."
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00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:25,879
Start with a ledger!
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00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:28,279
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
411
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,119
Well, that's it from me,
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00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:31,999
but if you have any questions...
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00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,079
HE FARTS
414
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:35,560
LAUGHTER
No way?!
415
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,799
Nah, stop, man. Stop!
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00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,040
All right, all right, thank you.
417
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,119
Any chance I styled that out?
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00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:51,159
You're fucked. All right.
419
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:52,680
You're Year 11, not age 11!
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00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:59,119
And in a few moments,
I'll be handing you over to
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Tom Walsh for the news and weather.
422
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:03,839
Before that, I've just got a quick
update on that person that
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00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:06,560
was stuck on the... Oh!
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00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,480
Oh, great!
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00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,480
Should call Della.
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00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,080
TUTTING
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00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:24,359
Why might lights go out?
428
00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:25,599
Huh!
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00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,800
OK, everyone, quick as you can.
430
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:32,479
Take your seats now, guys. Mum!
431
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,679
Please, please don't do this.
432
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:37,239
I'll do anything. Georgie, relax.
433
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:40,039
I'm about to make you very popular.
434
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,479
You'll be like a nepo baby.
435
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:42,679
OK, hello, everyone.
436
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,519
Now, first up, we have Ms Hughes,
437
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:46,439
who is Georgie's mum,
438
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:49,439
and she is here to tell us
all about her job.
439
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:52,879
Well, it's more of a hobby,
to be honest. Enjoy.
440
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,640
APPLAUSE
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00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:00,279
RELAXING PIANO MUSIC
442
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:04,799
What is Senuous?
443
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:08,199
It's a good question, but should we
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00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:11,399
not begin by asking,
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00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,840
what is it... not?
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00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,999
And to answer THAT question,
447
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,759
please welcome the founder,
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00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:21,559
COO and CEO of Senuous,
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Amanda Hughes!
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APPLAUSE
451
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:30,399
Thank you, everyone, thank you!
452
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,519
Now, you've probably seen my content
453
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:35,319
and assumed it's another
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00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:36,959
shallow lifestyle brand
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00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:40,679
that's purely about
aesthetic perfection,
456
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:42,080
but look closer.
457
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:44,759
Is nature shallow?
458
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:48,000
Is time shallow?
459
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:53,879
Is space shallow? Er, actually,
460
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,639
space can be shallow.
That was a rhetorical question.
461
00:21:56,640 --> 00:22:00,879
But I suppose what I am asking is,
can something beautiful
462
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,759
also be important?
463
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:07,559
And my feeling is, yes, it can.
464
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,160
So, what's my origin story?
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RADIO BACK ON
Ha!
466
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:28,639
Above all, we're about connecting
with people on a human level.
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00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:33,319
But instead of a paintbrush
or a violin, I have a phone.
468
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,679
I use social media to touch people.
469
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:39,239
I certainly touch myself
when I'm creating it.
470
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:42,199
And I believe
if I'm touching myself,
471
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:44,559
I'm probably touching
other people too.
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00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:47,119
GIGGLING
473
00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:48,879
Well, OK, Amanda, everyone!
474
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,919
Thank you so much. OK!
APPLAUSE
475
00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:53,199
Yeah, thanks. Now, er,
476
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,239
sadly, we're slightly behind time,
477
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,359
because she was talking so much,
so we'll have to... Anne!
478
00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:58,959
...skip all the questions. OK.
479
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:03,119
And I'd like to welcome to the stage
Mrs Sarfuni... OK.
480
00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:05,360
Hello! ..Ned's mum!
481
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:10,559
Well done. Good luck.
482
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,479
OK. Wow!
483
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,479
Talk about a tough act to follow!
484
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,240
Yeah, so much there,
wasn't there, to...
485
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:21,599
...sort of unpack?
Um, my name is Abs.
486
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,239
I work for a food bank.
487
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:26,799
Now, I'm afraid, guys,
there's not a lot of glamour in the
488
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,039
charity sector,
as my nails will tell you.
489
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,919
SHE MOUTHS
But through our network
490
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:33,279
of amazing volunteers,
491
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,279
we actually feed over
a thousand households per week,
492
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:39,239
which is... Sorry.
Yes, I just realised,
493
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:43,839
I forgot to mention our charity
work, that whole side of Senuous
494
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,639
that's very important to us. Me.
495
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:49,399
That's really good... to know.
So sorry. It's OK.
496
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:52,639
I just realised I hadn't...
497
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,479
OK. Please continue.
Yeah, thank you.
498
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:59,759
Um, yeah, so as I was saying, um,
if any of you are looking
499
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:01,839
to get involved in
the charity sector,
500
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,639
then volunteering is such a good
way to... Yeah, I volunteer a lot
501
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,079
myself. That's great, that's good.
Oh, yeah. 100%.
502
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:09,319
A good chunk of my week
is volunteering,
503
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:12,759
cos Senuous is
a not-for-profit organisation.
504
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:16,479
We've literally never made a profit.
Cool, well... I also run
505
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:18,079
the Senuous Foundation -
506
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,239
formerly, the
Senuous Van der Velde Foundation -
507
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,639
that gives to many local causes.
508
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:27,319
Most recently, cocktails for
a local football team, so...
509
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:30,199
Yeah, well, look, if you actually
fund projects, you know, we should
510
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,879
probably talk... Oh, we're happy
to fund. Yeah. Very happy.
511
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:37,399
OK. I like to say,
we put the "fun" in funding.
512
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:43,039
Erm, in fact, we recently secured
a multi-thousand-pound investment
513
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,759
from a major corporation
in Hong Kong/Shanghai.
514
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,879
Wow! Mm. Wow!
That's really impressive.
515
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,359
Yeah, thank you. Yeah,
I had no idea about that. Well,
516
00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:52,879
there's more to me
than meets the eye.
517
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,239
And quite a lot meets the eye, so...
ABS CHUCKLES
518
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:57,560
Yeah. Absolutely.
519
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:00,239
Great, thanks.
520
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,400
So how much shall I
put you down for, Amanda?
521
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:06,879
What? As you're so... you're
so passionate about funding
522
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,760
local causes, and...
523
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,759
Yes, I am. I am. Yes.
524
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:17,479
Er, well, gosh, I would
be absolutely delighted
525
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,440
to donate... a hundred...
526
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,999
...thousand...
A hundred thousand pounds?!
527
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,759
GASPING AND APPLAUSE
No. No.
528
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:29,879
A thousand would seem... A thousand.
529
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:31,040
...like...
530
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,839
...too little to me,
531
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:38,639
I think... Mm. ..so that's why
I would like to donate...
532
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:41,079
OK. ..to...
533
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:42,479
Hmm...
534
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:45,479
...this great cause
535
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:48,080
the sum of...
536
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:54,639
...two and a half... three...
537
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:59,079
Wow! ..three thousand pounds!
538
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:01,960
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Three thousand pounds!
539
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:05,599
That's above and beyond, actually.
540
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,879
It is. It really is!
It almost is above and beyond.
541
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,719
Thank you so much! Yeah.
Mandy, everyone!
542
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,439
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Amanda. Wow!
543
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:15,440
Oh, my goodness, well, what
a way to start! Yeah, wow!
544
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,599
Well, thank you. Thank you so much.
545
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:23,759
Oh, you're very welcome. It was a
pleasure... No, that was sarcasm.
546
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:27,199
The last thing I needed was someone
telling the kids a few clicks
547
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:28,999
on TikTok and they'll
all be millionaires,
548
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,559
cos that's what they
all think anyway.
549
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:33,640
So, er, great. Just perfect!
550
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:41,679
Will you be careful with that, Anne?
It's all got to go back. Yes.
551
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:45,679
And I need to get a full refund.
It's probably for the best, anyway.
552
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,839
Those lights weren't very good.
553
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:49,159
You could still see
all your wrinkles,
554
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,320
and they made you look very tired.
555
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:54,639
I hope you don't mind me saying
this, Anne, but friend to friend,
556
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,840
you're being a complete
fucking bitch!
557
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:17,799
I'm bloody killing it here!
558
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,840
DOORBELL RINGS
559
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:23,679
Fiona Fry? I just thought
they were normal mushrooms!
560
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:26,119
Are you the wife of Della Fry?
561
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:28,119
What's happened?
No, everything's fine.
562
00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:30,599
Your wife just called
the station quite upset,
563
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,359
asked us to do a welfare check.
564
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:33,479
On me?
565
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,999
She said you hadn't contacted
her in 11 hours and,
566
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,840
well, for some reason,
she thought you might be dead.
567
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:50,319
Goodness! That's an
awful lot of money
568
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,119
to throw at a problem, darling.
569
00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:53,599
I thought you pledged 3,000.
570
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,439
Yes, the giant cheque cost £15.
571
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,759
Hmm. You must be so proud of
your mum. Yeah.
572
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:03,599
I am. Oh, Georgie! Come here.
Well done, Mum. Aw! Well,
573
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,039
I can't thank you enough.
574
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:07,759
And, yeah, I really did enjoy
your talk. Aw, thank you!
575
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:11,359
Yeah, I think it's great,
not just kids get to be influencers.
576
00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:14,040
You know, give the middle-aged mums
a chance, I say!
577
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:20,200
Anne, I'm not middle-aged, am I?
578
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:25,280
No! No. God, no! Yeah. Absolutely
not... Yeah, yeah. ..at all!
579
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,560
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