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Will. you asleep?
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Will!
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Oh. I'm sorry.
did I wake you?
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Oh. it's okay.
I had to get up anyway.
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'cause there was someone
at my bedroom door screaming "Will."
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I'm so sorry. I just--
I couldn't sleep.
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I have this presentation
tomorrow and l--
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you know what? Now that-- now that I've
woken you up. you look tired.
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- Go back to sleep.
- Oh. come here!
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You always get nuts before something
like this. and you're always great.
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They're going to love it.
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How come you always know
exactly the right thing to say?
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'Cause I'm incredibly sensitive.
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and because you had the exact
same problem last week.
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( screams )
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( theme music playing )
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Could you-- just pour the milk?
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It's cereal. not dynamite!
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I don't want it to get too soggy.
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I hate when they go
"snap. crackle. poop."
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Hey. panic mode.
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Clear a path.
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My 10:00 was moved to 9:00.
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so I only have
like three minutes to eat.
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Thanks.
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Isn't it great
how sugar has no fat in it?
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Now. Grace. if you want
to lose weight. try my diet.
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Whenever I want to eat. I've a friend
come over and steal my food.
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Jack and Grace:
He's talking about you.
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Oh. I gotta run. I'm late.
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I've got like nine bites left. so I'll
just leave the bowl with the doorman.
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What was that about. Flinchy?
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What do you mean?
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You flinched. Flinchy. Psst.
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Wifey tried to give you
a smooch and you flinched.
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What's the matter. Flinchy?
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- Trouble in paradise?
- No.
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Do you ever have dreams
about women?
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- Sure. Bette. Barbra. Liza.
- No, no.
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I mean... sex dreams.
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Uh. no.
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And why would you?
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You mean Grace?
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She doesn't even have an album.
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It's only been
a couple of weeks. but it's--
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- it's kind of got me weirded out.
- Weirded out? Hi. try disgusted.
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Oh. God! lpecac.
I need ipecac.
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You know.
what frightens me. Jack.
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is that I'm the only person in the world
who knows that this is you helping.
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Just give me a minute to get
the image out of my head. all right?
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Ricky Martin in gauchos.
Ricky Martin in gauchos.
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Away. That was easy.
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Well. once again.
you've helped me navigate
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the tricky rapids of my life.
and I thank you.
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And I do take
full responsibility.
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You're in love with me.
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you can't have me.
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you're fat. ergo Grace.
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It all lines up perfectly.
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Please. I want you to seek
professional help.
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Professional he--
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hey. that's the pot
calling the kettle taupe.
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You mean a therapist?
I don't need a therapist.
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Fine. Live in denial.
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I tell you.
I've seen a lot of sick
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male-female relationships
in my time.
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but yours. my friend.
is by far the sickest.
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Now. if you'll excuse me. I have to go
get my wife some bunion cream.
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I do not need a therapist.
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( moans )
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( screams )
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So. in the dream.
how do you feel?
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I feel like I'm having sex
with a woman.
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And as a gay man...
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Iet's just say there were
things there
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that I wish weren't there...
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and one thing
that isn't there
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that I really kind of miss.
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Is that your last patient?
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Look. I wouldn't take
these dreams literally.
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- It's probably not about sex at all.
- Really?
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Naked bodies entwined.
nails clawing my back?
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You know.
I get Showtime. That's sex.
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What I mean is.
most dreams are metaphorical.
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They almost always represent
some other underlying problem.
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In this case.
maybe a problem with Grace.
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- So it's not really about sex at all?
- Not likely.
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Oh. that's good.
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Starting to think
I was going a little woo-hoo.
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That's probably not
the technical term.
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No. I believe the technical term
is neuro-ebhr-br-br-br disorder.
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So. tell me.
what's going on in your life?
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Is there something
that feels out of balance.
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or maybe you're
conflicted about something?
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I don't think so.
Maybe I am.
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No. I'm not. Yes. you are.
What do you know?
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Shut up. No. you shut up.
Papa can you hear me?
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Sorry. Went a little
mental with Yentl.
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That's-- that-- that's
a rhyming game that Grace and l--
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forget it.
You'd have to know her.
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Well. on that topic.
how do you feel about
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bringing Grace
into this discussion?
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Sure. What do you want
to know about her?
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No. I mean
here in the room.
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A session with both of you.
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You're bored with me. aren't you?
The magic is gone.
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No. I think I might just get
a better understanding
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of what your dynamic is together.
I do this with a number of my patients.
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But I don't want to talk
about the dreams.
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I wouldn't want
to talk to anyone
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I was having sex dreams about.
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Although. I don't actually
know Stone Phillips.
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This is your journey.
Grace doesn't have to know.
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I don't think I'm really
comfortable with that.
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It's your choice.
However. you should know.
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unless you get to the root
of these dreams.
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they're probably gonna
become more frequent.
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Wednesday morning
good for you?
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Oh. Cha-Cha. that's good.
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- Hi. Poodle.
- Who's your daddy?
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You are.
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Okay. come on. Rosario.
up. up-up-up-up.
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I need you to whip up
a batch of cosmos.
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The Bronfmans came back
from the party with us.
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and I don't like 'em
when they're sober.
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Why don't I just squeeze you
like a sponge?
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There's enough alcohol in you
to fill a hot tub.
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Okay. up. up.
up-up-up-up. Up.
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Karen. you can't
work her that hard.
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She's been
on her feet all day.
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Oh my God. I'm so Norma Rae.
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Leave her alone.
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Oh. well. Iook at you.
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Sticking up
for your Mexican mama.
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Huh. you like that?
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I told you. Iady.
I'm from EI Salvador.
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Blah. blah. Shift it!
Come on!
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Karen. she's not going.
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Excuse me?
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Mink trumps felt.
Okay? Okay?
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It's okay. Cha-Cha.
I don't mind.
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Hmm?
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Lady. tonight you better
sleep with one eye open.
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Honey. I haven't slept
since 1972. but thank you!
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Listen to me. As Rosario's
legally endowed husband.
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I am putting my foot down.
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You'd better start treating her
with some respect or else.
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Jack. Iet me paint you a little picture
of life here at Chez Walker.
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You may want
to sit down for this.
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Nobody matters but me.
Good night.
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So. Grace. did Will tell you
why you're here?
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No. not exactly.
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I mean. he said
he was anxious and can't sleep.
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So. what.
is he anxious because of me?
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Is that the point to all of this?
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No.
This is really about Will.
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By seeing your dynamic
first hand.
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I can gain some insight into Will
and Will's issues.
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- Okay?
- Mm-hmm.
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So with that in mind.
Iet's talk about Will.
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But every time I try to get
close to my sister.
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she just-- she hits me
with all of this rage.
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I mean. Iike-- Iike it-- Iike it's my
fault she was a binge eater.
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Like it's my fault that my mother
made her wear ankle weights
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to vacuum the living room.
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Grace. you were
in no way responsible for--
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for her slow metabolism
or her epic ass.
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You're right.
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Thank you.
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Actually. I feel a little better.
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Whoa. I've so got to run.
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Am I allowed to--
to end the session.
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or is that something
you're supposed to do?
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I have control issues.
We'll talk about that next time!
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If I say we talk about it.
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I'll see you at home.
I have to make a call.
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Okay.
Thanks. Doc.
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- Do you mind if I use your phone?
- Help yourself.
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( cell phone ringing )
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Hello.
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Hello? Oh. good.
it works. Okay--
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I'm expecting
a really important call
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and my phone sucks. So l--
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Bye. Call me.
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You must think
I'm a little woo-hoo.
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Actually.
I think you're adorable.
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I never thought I would like therapy.
you know. 'cause...
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I don't know. I've always hated
Dr. Laura.
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But it's great. You know. it's like
a talk show and I'm the only guest.
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I'm always in the hot seat. I never have
to move to the end of the couch.
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Except for that time that Joan Embry
showed up with a spider monkey.
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- ( Karen laughs )
- See?
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Proof it's working. I'm actually
connecting with Karen.
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Minnie Driver. who ever told you
you could pull off a leather jumpsuit?
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So. you never told me.
My therapist.
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do you like him?
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Sure.
Sure. I like him.
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Why wouldn't I like him? I mean. I like
him like I like the Statue of Liberty.
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I'm glad it's there
but I don't need to see it all the time.
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Interesting analogy.
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Which reminds me.
Get out. already.
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So you-- you want to grab
a little ltalian tonight?
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Maybe even have dinner first?
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I can't. I already have plans.
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You little minx.
Third time this week.
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You know me.
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Adios. amiga.
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You gonna tell me
who the mystery man is?
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Um. You know.
it's-- it's still early.
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I don't want to jinx it
if that's okay.
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All right.
I can respect that.
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Karen. always a joy.
Ieaving you.
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Okay. Karen. I need you
to fax this over to--
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So you're boinking
the head doctor. aren't you?
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No. I know that you always
like to think that you are right.
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but I am not boinking
the head doctor.
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But there has been a little
over-the-sweater action.
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Oh my God.
How did you...?
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Was your mother a jackal.
by any chance?
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Oh. honey. come on!
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I always know
when you're getting a little...
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- How?
- Honey. it's in my bones.
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The same way that I know that
that outfit is a fiesta del failure.
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I mean.
what was I supposed to do?
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I just stayed after the session
to use the phone. smiles were exchanged.
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he called me "adorable."
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and the next thing I know.
my phone number ended up on his palm.
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Among other things.
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Okay. okay.
I know what you're thinking.
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You're thinking it is wrong
and inappropriate
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to go out
with Will's therapist.
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But consider this--
I'm not gonna sleep with him.
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Even though he's dying to.
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Because that
would be inappropriate.
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Even though he's dying to.
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But I'm not gonna do it.
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Even though he's dying to.
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Not gonna.
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Dying to.
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Oh. honey.
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what it must be like
to live inside that head.
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- Hi. Poodle.
- Mm. how are you?
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Hi. Grace.
Who's your daddy?
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His name is Martin Adler.
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You're so funny and pretty.
I don't tell you that enough. do l?
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No.
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- Blouse?
- Loehmann's.
248
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- Shoes?
- Nine West.
249
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,200
Fabulous.
250
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:21,500
Wait a minute.
What the hell is going on here?
251
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:25,300
Hey. take Jackie
to Blimpie's. Come on.
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I'm sorry. As much
as I would love
253
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a huge salami hoagie
at 10:45 in the morning. I can't.
254
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,600
I'll take you to lunch. honey.
255
00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:35,300
You should've thought of that
when you woke Rosario up
256
00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:39,100
at 5:00 a.m. this morning
to coat Stan with Tinactin.
257
00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:41,700
Oh. oh. come on. Jack.
258
00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:45,700
No! Rosario made
your bed. now lie in it.
259
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,600
So then my--
my mom gets on the line.
260
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,100
and my dad
totally shuts down.
261
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and in a flash. I'm back
in their house again. I'm 16 years old.
262
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16. Interesting.
263
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Did you have this sex dream
about Grace again last night?
264
00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:03,600
Uh. yeah. Yeah.
So-so-so-so anyway.
265
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my mom and I get into it. and finally.
for the first time in my life.
266
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I was able to say. "Would you please
just let the man speak?!"
267
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That's good.
I think that's-- that's...
268
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good. I wonder if it's
something you're doing
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to get her into bed. I mean.
You know. in the dream?
270
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I th-- I thought we were
talking about my parents.
271
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You're avoiding the issue.
272
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I want to know what you did
to get Grace into bed.
273
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In-- in the dream.
274
00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:32,300
I didn't do anything.
She was just there.
275
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,800
Fine. then let's
broaden the scope.
276
00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:37,700
What does one do
to get Grace into bed?
277
00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:40,500
What?
How is that relevant?
278
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:43,000
Because if you're doing things
that are similar to what other men
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have done to get her into bed.
aren't you in some way culpable?
280
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,700
Are you saying. that I want
to sleep with Grace?
281
00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,000
All I'm saying is.
in the dream.
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00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:51,300
are you doing the things
other men do to get Grace into bed?
283
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,900
- Like what?
- You tell me!
284
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:56,000
What do other men do
to get her into bed?
285
00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:57,900
I mean. what does it take?
286
00:14:57,900 --> 00:15:00,200
I don't know.
A nice dinner. flowers?
287
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:04,100
- No!
- I beg your pardon?
288
00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:06,100
I mean. I mean. no. no.
289
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,800
I think you're missing
the central issue here.
290
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:11,100
That wasn't a "No. you're
missing the central issue."
291
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,500
that's a "No. I ain't getting any."
292
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:13,900
You're having sex with Grace!
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00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:17,800
Of this I am certain--
I am not having sex with Grace.
294
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:20,200
Even if sex includes a little
over-the-sweater action?
295
00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:22,700
- If you're gonna cast that wide a net--
- You scum!
296
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:25,300
You're angry with me.
Good. But wasn't it Grace that came
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00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:28,000
into your therapy session
and turned it into a dating service?
298
00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:29,800
Yeah. with you.
This is about you. not Grace.
299
00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:32,700
She's doing what she always does.
making every situation about her.
300
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,700
- That's why you're having those dreams.
- No.
301
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,700
Yes.
302
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:40,600
What? Really?
303
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,000
Yes. in the dream.
304
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,400
her needs are being met.
305
00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:46,800
Mine aren't. If they were.
it wouldn't be Grace in bed with me.
306
00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:50,700
it would be Stone Phillips.
Iike it used to be.
307
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:55,500
You can ring my bell
308
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:58,400
- Ring my bell
- Ding dong
309
00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:01,800
Ring-a-ling-a-ling.
310
00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:03,900
Hi. honey.
how is your day going?
311
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,400
Same old. same old.
312
00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:09,100
Uh. what are you ironing?
Those are real pretty.
313
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,200
They're your napkins.
314
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:13,300
Well. they're just beautiful.
315
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:17,100
Uh. so. Iisten. Rosario.
I've been thinking. you know.
316
00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:19,200
maybe we should do
more stuff together.
317
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:23,100
I don't drink.
318
00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:28,700
Uh. well. then how's abouts
we go down to Niketown
319
00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:30,800
and pick you up a kicky
new pair of fun. huh?
320
00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:34,700
- Just us girls. come on.
- Lady. you're giving me the creeps.
321
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:38,100
What's going on here?
322
00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:40,200
Listen. Rosie. Iet me explain.
( clears throat )
323
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:44,100
Esta ma�ana.
Se�ora Boozehound y yo.
324
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:48,200
- vamos a la playa para--
- In English.
325
00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:50,100
If you prefer.
326
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:54,000
We had a little talk. and Karen has
decided that from now on.
327
00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:57,400
she's gonna treat you.
my wild Latin rose.
328
00:16:57,300 --> 00:17:00,300
Iike a decent human being.
329
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,400
- Is that true?
- Yeah. honey.
330
00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:04,200
Then I quit.
331
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:05,400
Karen and Jack:
What?!
332
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:08,100
I didn't sign on to work
for a decent human being.
333
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,300
I signed on to work
with Miss Karen.
334
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,800
You ungrateful little...
335
00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:16,700
( both shouting )
336
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:25,400
Oh. honey.
it's good to be back.
337
00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:28,900
Oh. don't ever leave me.
cupcake.
338
00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:31,600
Well.
I guess everybody's happy.
339
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,000
Sorry to throw you off.
340
00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:36,900
I forgot that even though harsh words
are exchanged sometimes.
341
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,800
underneath it all is love.
342
00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:42,700
Hmm.
343
00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:44,800
- I totally had you going there.
- You kill me. chica.
344
00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:46,500
Both: Whoa!
345
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:50,500
- Who's your daddy?
- You are.
346
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,200
Okay. this has been
driving me crazy.
347
00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:57,500
and I can't
keep it in any longer.
348
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,800
There's something
I really need to tell you.
349
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:03,500
- I have been dating your shrink.
- Dating my shrink.
350
00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:04,400
How did you know?
351
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,500
Well. Iet's just say
he's used my sessions
352
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:10,400
to figure out a way
to get into Graceland.
353
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:14,200
Very fun for me
at 150 bucks an hour.
354
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:17,700
Oh! I am so sorry!
I am terrible.
355
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,700
- There is no defense.
- None.
356
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,800
But if there was. it would be that
I only went out with him a few times.
357
00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:25,100
I never slept with him.
and I'm gonna stop seeing him
358
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,600
because the guilt
has been killing me.
359
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:29,400
Grace. Grace. Grace. Grace--
I don't want to talk about you.
360
00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:31,400
I don't want to talk
about my therapist.
361
00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:33,100
I'd like to talk about me.
362
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,100
Can we just make this
about me. for once?
363
00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:36,500
What do you mean
"for once"?
364
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,800
You have a way of making
every situation about you.
365
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,300
- I do not.
- Oh. really?
366
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,900
Item-- Iast month
when I had bronchitis.
367
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:45,400
you made me do an herbal steam.
We ended up in the emergency room
368
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:48,100
because you thought
you were allergic to eucalyptus.
369
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,800
My feet were swollen
to the size of canoes.
370
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:55,400
Stop trying to squeeze
into a size six.
371
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:59,100
European sizes run big!
372
00:18:58,900 --> 00:19:02,100
Item-- you take my cereal
and make it your cereal.
373
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,800
I have blood sugar issues.
374
00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:05,600
Try food shopping.
375
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:08,200
Item-- you're dating my shrink!
376
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:12,100
I-- I--
377
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,300
oh my God. I do that.
378
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,800
I did that.
379
00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:20,400
Oh my God. I'm horrible!
380
00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:23,100
I've got to start going to a therapist
to figure out why I do this.
381
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,900
- You're doing it again.
- Oh my God. I am. Oh. I am.
382
00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:30,200
Oh. bad.
Bad. bad. bad. bad. bad. bad.
383
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:34,100
Oh. come on. Frances.
384
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:38,500
- I am awful.
- Yes. you are... sometimes.
385
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:40,900
But...
386
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:43,400
your obsessive devotion
to your own neurotic needs
387
00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:45,900
is part of what
makes you wonderful.
388
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:48,500
- Really?
- Yes.
389
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:52,100
All I'm asking is that once
in a while you check in with me.
390
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:55,900
Okay. I will.
391
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:59,900
- How was your day?
- You don't have to start now.
392
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,800
No. No. I really want to know.
393
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,200
Okay. well. the--
394
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,500
- the cute deli guy at Balducci's...
- Mm-hmm.
395
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:08,600
gave me extra ham.
which. as we all know.
396
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:12,400
is food-service-guy code
for "I dig ya."
397
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,200
Got a great seat on the subway.
work was good.
398
00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:19,600
and now I'm just looking forward to
a full night's sleep without the dreams.
399
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:23,400
What dreams?
400
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:28,000
I'm sick of talking about me.
Let's talk about you.
401
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:34,600
( moaning )
402
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:38,700
( screams )
403
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:48,000
Oh. sweetie. not agai--
404
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:53,200
Come on in. Stone.
405
00:20:56,400 --> 00:21:00,400
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